Dagoth Ur Gameboy Advance Rant

[@sheep3866]

I like to imagine his Gameboys were stacked on pallets exclusively in the rooms corners.

[@SomeScruffian]

Straight up thought to myself "what about phone emulators? I can play FireRed on my way to work." when he mentioned PC controllers and Dagoth Ur immediately and personally roasts my nerevarine ass.

[@aleph7056]

I mean, it is better to emulate those games cause, let's face it, the prices people put on these games and consoles are absolutely not worth it.

[@MultiCool55]

I remember my first smartphone was an xperia play which had a built in controller and it fucking ruled as a portable emulator; sadly I don't think Sony makes anything like that anymore.

[@apIthletIcc]

personally but you weren't alone... yep i play fr. on my phone. .. .. with a bluetooth controller, cuz the touch button do in fact suck actual pness

[@kdh6387]

For me, it was 'Yeah, but aren't there controllers you can put on your phone?' and immediately he goes on about it 🤣

[@stoneoflight6685]

He is a god. How can you doubt a god?

[@hughmanatee7626]

Have to give credit to Nerevar for saving nostalgia seekers from Dagoth Ur's evil plan to scalp

[@lemons3703]

*smart

[@axolatlas5799]

But the destruction of all of those working gameboys made it so that there are fewer of them, making the market value go up so that even the non scalpers must raise the price of their gameboys

[@hughmanatee7626]

Not unless it's reported to the public, otherwise no one would know and the value would stay the same. As narcissistic as Dagoth Ur is, I don't think he wants everyone know of this plan specifically. edit: added "know of"

[@rollbustah]

If Nerevar mentioned Chinese handhelds, he probably would have been killed right on the spot.

[@PowerSkiff12]

I love when he mentions argonians

[@shootingstar0312]

he is like that one racist uncle when it comes to argonians LMAO

[@cowboydan507]

@@shootingstar0312He is a God! He can’t be racist, only based.

[@slickoro2471]

Hot diggity dog! This Dagoth Ur fella sure is heated about his gameboy advance.

[@yureivan]

That Fire-Red bit hit too close to home.

[@crucial3267]

>wanting to upsell by 500% man deserved it, there is justice

[@IIIOldSchooLIII]

"Nerevar, that has to be the most 'You wanna play Super Smash Bros? I got a controller for you right here' head-ass haircut statement I have ever heard in my entire fucking life!" Holy shit, lmfao

[@ethanthomas9367]

He's right about emulations on phone its a pain in the ass

[@nemesisurvivorleon]

The Gameboy Advance really is that good which is why I still have both versions. Also, Tactics Ogre knight of Lodis is amazing.

[@lasagnasux4934]

My biggest regret is letting my little brother play my glacier blue gba when he got mad at trying to catch suicune with a regular poke ball and smashed it over his knee.

[@jamesquinlan-macdonald5567]

How many bones did you let him leave that situation with?

[@drunkenwoodelf]

I have to admit, right out the gate, you got me with "NEVERVAR, what the FUCK, NEREVAR!"

[@Jaimethepanda]

“I just wanna play Golden Sun, man”

[@jordandennis6794]

😂😂 I love no matter what that rant is about, they always put in a line about Argonians.

[@trime1015]

I love how he isn't holding a Gameboy advance, I guess the Nerevarine really burned all of them..

[@frozarburst6350]

"Do you know how many corners there are in this room, Nerevar? There are 8 fucking corners!" He hit him so hard he dropped a math problem on him This no cap is the most angry ai impression I've heard

[@panzerbarracuda3708]

He really is right about the touch screen buttons though

[@TiberianFiend]

The AI even breathes in between words... I'm scared... 🥺

[@manospondylus]

I am so glad I still have my old GBA SP. Even got the tribal patterns

[@theward0ctor974]

I had a feeling the steam deck superiority would show up. Deck stay winning

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Had a wonderful experience. I'm basically a computer illiterate troglodyte, I don't even know how to get my antivirus to stop asking me to update my antivirus, so my buddy hooked me up with a modpack on an SD card so we could play some crazy modded Skyrim, multiplayer. I put it in, moved two files, renamed a third, opened Skyrim. They said "Now comes the hard part, troubleshooting, I've had a problem where it keeps sorting this one into a bad load order" then something about extra bones taking ram and mesh I don't know what the hell mesh armor even is. I have no idea what's going on. I went to mods, checked them all, and it started. They were absolutely dumbfounded. 15 minutes and I'm killing Skulltulas with my naruto mall ninja follower who I robbed for their kunai just outside of Windfall Island, when a pair of Chaos Chosen and a trio of Skaven crest a hill and try kick my ass. Almost kill me, kill the naruto mall ninja follower, and I find my way into the water. I swim for a while, then make it to Markarth, and get the Wraithblade from the museum. They're still adjusting the modpack to get it to work on their computer. Can confirm, the Steamdeck is great.

[@primary2630]

I was like this guy definitely ownsa steam deck

[@vaporwavevocap]

This video got recommended to me right as I got my Gameboy SP I ordered on Ebay delivered to me and started playing Fire Red.

[@Uncle-Jay]

So, early 2000's, I was moving and my local Walmart had a gameboy micro sale and they were like $50.00, I thought "why not?" because I already had a huge GBA collection. I loved that fucking system, it felt perfect in my hands and the screen was amazing. Well, after a few moves I lost the damn thing. I couldn't find it anywhere. Turns out I had left it at a friend's house. They had found it at one point and then lost it again. I was broken hearted. So I decide one day to just buy a new one... Turns out I wasn't. I cannot believe how fucking expensive those god damn things are. :(

[@trashcanman6649]

I just looked up the prices for the GBA and holy shit is that thing expensive nowadays. About 12 years ago I got a GBA from ebay with a dozen games for 20 euros. Nowadays you can't even get only the console for at least twice that price. What happened? It's the same story with the segaCD and sega32x and atari jaguar. I remember them being sold on ebay for about the price of a pack of cigarettes. It is as if some people are willing to pay any price for any old console/console addon no matter how great/shitty it is.

[@datguy9408]

@@trashcanman6649 Scalpers dude.

[@eclipseRz]

@@trashcanman6649 honestly tik tok made retro gaming look so appealing because of little creativity comes into modern games and consoles - Covid hit and everyone wanted to relive their childhood so they start buying en mass but with retro gaming already picking up popularity the past decade it made a perfect storm of limited stock becoming even more limited - plus with how many people have modded or broken their old consoles/handhelds recently finding in the box or even well maintained items rare - also with the entire market being made up of “traders” that will upsale sometimes over 100% market value, getting a good price on anything you’re getting is near impossible - only good outcome is eventually people get bored of retro tech making the prices go down but it’s gonna be nearly impossible for that to happen unless more dumbasses like DKoldies get exposed for their terrible businesses

[@LotteLattes]

I Dagoth Ur, Head Of The Sixth House And The Tribe Unmourned Approve This Message

[@jownbey]

The gbc still feels just right in the hand

[@Tokuchikins]

Damn, he really fucked it up this time huh

[@narosedraconis2424]

Ah, love starting my days with these. Listening to them on my cell well busing/walking to work... Or showing them to that one coworker Elder Scrolls fan. Who somehow always has a break, the same time has you. XD

[@jvoz671]

Dagoth Ur was before my time, but never before have I felt such a kinship.

[@WaffleShortage]

joycons really ARE a fucking joke though

[@ratto9508]

For the greatest GBA emulation experience, use a PSP.

[@ADUSN]

Or a SNES Classic/ Super Famicom Mini

[@slimjim2584]

Or one of the Chinese emulators like powkiddy, retroid or anbernic Or build retroarch on a raspberry pi, it is not nearly as plug and play though

[@edfreak9001]

honestly a PSP seems like the second place to a steam deck in terms of that kind of thing, I remember wishing I had one basically just for that

[@Null_Experis]

yeah, try to play Golden Sun on a PSP.

[@datguy9408]

Ahhh yes!

[@bassheartstrings]

He’s ranting about game boy advances but is holding an original game boy

[@autofox1744]

We live in the golden age of quasi-open-source handheld. Like, seriously, I have several and they all do GameBoy perfectly.

[@jenniferadams7582]

He didn't realize the flashing red light that meant he was live. Now his steam deck scheme (scheme deck?) is all but useless

[@playstationarusu]

He was blinded by nostalgia he thought it meant he had to change the batteries soon

[@Carlitos1993]

Dagoth Ur gets it.

[@lugabugten2315]

No one tell him about the Analogue Pocket

[@jeremiahhuson2762]

I never played morowwind but fucking love this characters voice.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Ah, so this is how the Nerevar became an Argonian in those other videos. Dagoth did it, out of anger.

[@nathund1]

The more of these I watch, the more sure I am I'm gonna play an Argonian after I finish installing my mods Also you can crack a 3DS really easily and put Gameboy emulators on it (and the entire 3DS library for free)

[@hoosierflatty6435]

DO IT Just know that your Argonian playthrough won't be viewed by Dargoth as even being a person

[@GibbousTT]

Are you done modding yet?

[@idoitforthebreastmilk]

I come from the future and that cracked 3ds is going to only catch dust in a corner catching dust after finishing both libraries

[@RUdigitized]

The saga continues... Edit: a lot of this was oddly specific

[@MrBioniclefan1]

No all those gameboy hand helds

[@sasaki999pro]

I wish I could just call up Dagoth-Ur directly anytime I needed drop a savage and a paradoxically nonsensical yet totally accurate roast on someone.

[@sstteev]

GBA SP is pretty dope. I remember getting that and jamming on Golden Sun The Lost Age all night. I remember because that was last week

[@maximus8970]

EIGHT FUCKING CORNERS

[@edfreak9001]

say what you will dagoth ur be spitting facts for like 80% of the video

[@misternibbles7426]

"Gross outlander claws" 😂

[@ExileHeretic]

Anbernic / Retroid says hi lmao

[@RealestKinga]

More f bombs than a twelve year old trying to make an edgy machinima skit

[@holdeezroger]

YOUD BE SURPRISED HOW EASY IT IS TO MOD YOUR 3DS, NEREVAR

[@Tayne195]

I am literally crying laughing

[@RogueBoyScout]

Um, Dagoth, you can emulate it on your phone. So, um, yeah...... There's that. Oh shit you looked pissed. Just give me a sec (Reloading last saved game)

[@fabulouschild2005]

KZbin recommendeds has made it Canon for me that Dagoth Ur is an angry middle aged man sick of everyone's bullshit 😂

[@unlimitedpanda5433]

im fucking crying

[@KingLich451]

Thank Vivec for emulators

[@YaBoiEgo]

I got the steam deck. It's pretty good

[@hoosierflatty6435]

Especially the Gameboy Fucking Advance

[@porkmilk8984]

At least he wouldnt turn you into a cat

[@VILL4IN]

This is so good lmao

[@JimJamMS]

Mister fpga on a crt is the ideal way to gba.

[@Xnoss]

ain't no way bro

[@artemisarrow179]

I don’t care what anyone says all these memes are canon in The Elder Scrolls

[@Noise2Loud]

So... he works for DKOldies?

[@Interrobang212]

Found Ganen's undercover channel

[@ironleegaming8227]

I have 3 of them. But one I bought accidentally, and gave it to my sister. The other 2 were for trading.

[@xxarcangelxx143]

Playing them with a controller is much better than when I used to have the actual hardware

[@rmoog1019]

I used to play Pokemon Fire Red on a Nokia N95, one of the end-game phones of the button era. I wonder what would Dagoth Ur say about that?

[@LobbyCat1]

Pog video

[@Ribula1]

The most humane god ever

[@ExOccult]

Honestly I've had really good experiences using controllers for phones in public people usually ask me what game I'm playing and then I later see them play the game. But don't come up to me and ask me if I'm okay but I'm okay with you asking what game I'm playing

[@Lucky_B4stard]

damn n'wah, this one's spicy

[@gigahertz5831]

I actually quite enjoy playing my gba games on my GameCube/PC

[@trenchcoatbandit]

did i just watch a plug for the steam deck?

[@missz4637]

He isn't wrong here.

[@TheWaInut]

Dagoth the type of guy to get his opinions from KZbinrs

[@GrayFoxHound9]

Dagoth forgot about psp

[@Kinma15]

come on dagoth everyone has 3ds that can easily emulate the gba

[@The_Mister_E]

...I miss my Xperia Play

[@seymoorepoone9512]

The SP is better because it has a backlight.

[@andrewpanter493]

I still have my advance works great

[@mark6302]

game boy advanced is pretty dope tho

[@OmegaChase1002]

some gba emulators on phone let you adjust button position and size, and let you add or remove buttons. zelda and mario are still a pain to play, but pokemon, sonic, and even kingdom hearts chain of memories feel fine to play on my phone.

[@user_J117]

Bruh, he's right about the touch screens.

[@senorcaruso8711]

What about the 3ds?

[@piratebear3126]

Nerevar is right that Steam Deck is an amazing emulation system, and is based for ruining Dagoth’s original scalping plans. PSP makes a nice, much more portable, Gameboy now too. Buy one with a broken UMD drive for even more savings.

[@audraambrozy9443]

psps were pretty good for emulation too

[@Reapiii]

Gameboy survived a bomb idk why it didn't survive that btw the bombed gameboy still worked

[@thecharredminer5797]

He’s the cope Nintendo fans need

[@Follower_Of_The_Onions]

Idk when dogoth ur swear with fk it just errr weird like he has lost his dignified godhood

[@thejugernautkiller390]

Didn't Gameboy cartridges had an expiration date of 15 years?

[@copehead3352]

Great video laughed a lot

[@Leman.Russ.6thLegion]

9 sided room?

[@afro_souledits2382]

Aye he spitting tho

[@Torodes23]

That's not a Gameboy advance

[@thepopulargirl1784]

I wanna play a remake of emerald now -_-

[@johnfaux8651]

I still emulate and play pokemon on my phone.

[@PlastiGomi]

how is a switch or a phone with a controller too bulky for outdoor use, but the portable cleveland steamer isn't

[@darkroom0716]

Hes right though

[@PumaFau]

What about the GameBoy Player on the GameCube?

[@Mark-nn2ce]

What about Morrowind on mobile using OpenMW?

[@drdipshitshouseofmemes2046]

The game boy ran 60 fps

[@TitanHL2]

I use the phone and controller combo...