Asmongold Takes The First HORDE WoW Quiz - The Ultimate WoW Neckbeard

[@JesiAsh]

"I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night, I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright. I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war, I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more."

[@orlandot6]

Jesi Oni FOR THE HORDE!

[@OGVendettaRacing]

@@orlandot6 FOR THE WHORED!

[@Warcrafter]

Actually the answer to the first question is sleeping.

[@ScalperHero]

lol i said that too but with the answers given it is correct that its labor

[@alberworld6579]

Warcrafter3001 true horde knows but they alliance -

[@joeljoel978]

They are nothing more than slaves and canon fodder. I think no one of those poor bastards had ever slept enough before Thrall became the warchief of the horde. Thrall made a lot of changes regarding the warfare and social structures

[@LetsPlayKenny]

Zug zug

[@SmokerFace12]

Starts 3:35

[@stefan6768]

Thank you kind sir

[@beascoutly8735]

Oh thank you kind sir.

[@helohelohelo6356]

u have nothing else to do but watching youtube videos while getting farmed? hehe

[@internetcommentator6282]

16:53 Basic horde lore *orcs arrived in kalimdor first helped fend off the centaur raids which would have wiped out the Tauren, they then established a blood pact and joined the orcish horde*

[@skyclaw36]

"brackenwall village, isn't that random troll place?" - lol does he even go around Azerorth?

[@romanlegion4178]

That question was so easy

[@bobies22]

Well basicly it wasnt That far off xD

[@darthvein3]

He doesn't play horde dipshit. Not everyone knows everything. So grow up, and stop being an actual loser. You just look pathetic.

[@sarang4084]

@@darthvein3 Damn. Look how right you are, never seen this kinda typist before, congratulations; you got triggered over something that doesn't fucking matter. :).

[@nordzasdf4610]

The trolls were the second race to join the horde. however the question reads "the second race to ALLY themselves with thralls horde". in which case the trolls were the first, then the tauren.

[@GlobstersMessenger]

you're actually stupid if you decide to take the most convoluted interpretation possible.

[@darthvein3]

@@GlobstersMessenger Have you heard the term "Pot calling the kettle black"

[@GlobstersMessenger]

@@darthvein3 how do you join something that doesn't exist?

[@mitchtheronin1469]

GlobstersMessenger wth are you talkin

[@Leopold-fy7bp]

No. Taurens were allied with the orcs and lended you their soldiers help already after u helped them with the caravan.

[@GeorgeDeen9]

How did he not know the dwarf joke?

[@Michael-kd1ho]

The last question referenced the song "I smoke 2 joints" by Bob Marley. The troll replaced it with "I kill 2 dwarves".

[@YackAttack290]

Michael Yeah that’s not bob Marley

[@YackAttack290]

Common misconception though

[@KevDee]

As someone who only played WoW for a bit casually, I was glad to find I knew the answer to question 5. Was basically the one quest I truly remembered.

[@deathweeler8028]

11:55, you was reading that chat.

[@dtg9k355]

Bro, he said c when it popped up before chat spammed it. You and chat are deaf

[@atlas9603]

5:30 Bruh insane lore

[@zetrual4735]

The dwarf arguing for bernie had my attention the whole time lmao

[@pr0phet]

Best part

[@Heboux]

Should edit out idiots like that 😂

[@Drarck_]

i smoke 2 tauren in the morning

[@xDelirio1231]

the upload speed is insane hahaha

[@d4rq0n3aphextwin]

22:33 almost choked laughing.

[@ayc4389]

Honestly the dwarf talking about insurance is way more interesting

[@seansaxon641]

I was going to say the same thing, haha.

[@thomaspendlebury4222]

The only reason America still has such a complicated healthcare system is because it’s insanely profitable to private companies. It would cost less to have a proper healthcare system for all. Other countries spend way way less on healthcare and have some of the best in the world all while making sure that its available for all.

[@lalawong3993]

@@thomaspendlebury4222 no it wouldn't, lmao total idiot

[@thomaspendlebury4222]

LaLa Wong the US spends nearly 20% of its GDP on healthcare. Almost double that of any other developed country, your system is a convoluted mess.

[@erictoma8934]

Because the US is also one of the biggest developed country in terms of population, it's lohical it will pay more. And the "free" healthcare in other countries which is also paid by the people is complete trash. The best researchers and doctors are from America.

[@aaronjagger8098]

So cool that asmond gets to play wow with Seth Rogan all the time...

[@moriohjoe2032]

“BERNIE’S GONNA WIN!” In WoW chat @15:20 lol. Conveniently watching this on the day he dropped out of the race 😂

[@liamwilson7549]

Well... it’s all up to Biden now, if he doesn’t win at this point I’ve lost hope in humanity.

[@moriohjoe2032]

Liam Wilson Trump is gonna stomp Biden lmao. Trump is the best 🇺🇸

[@liamwilson7549]

Jordan Loudenback your sarcasm is golden 👌😂

[@moriohjoe2032]

Liam Wilson Completely serious. Best president of our life time. Should be thankful. 😉 but it’s okay if you don’t like him, cuz he’s still gonna be here regardless.

[@Truhandle91]

@@liamwilson7549 the one who's allegations the media all of a sudden ignores? The one screaming believe all women, unless it's about me? The one who is sniffing little children and telling some very disturbing stories? The one who doesn't remember what he had for breakfast 2 days ago?.. If he wins then congratulations America you beat us in even having the worst representation.. And we had Boris Jelzin xD

[@tyleramon8371]

Trolls were already a part of Horde in WC 3. they didn't get their own faction partially because of that.

[@tyleramon8371]

In WC3 the axe Serathil is an artifact that grants 20 bonus damage and (i think) crit chance?

[@marcelhard465]

Its funny how he does better on the horde questuons than the alliance when he dislike the horde haha.

[@gummybear8679]

Keep friends close and enemies closer.

[@HaloLvl43Legit]

First Horde quiz, final answer: Dwarves

[@fckihate69jokes]

i mean, isnt the question horde based?????

[@xerasferalos9784]

fuck the horde, thats right

[@Ramsteinrig]

Yes, and it's about KILLING ALLIANCE. :)

[@Joebonjoe]

16:45 is that true? i was allways thinking that the Tauren were allready an official member befor Thrall became a leader

[@krumpits]

Nah cairne saves thrall and the orcs with him, they friend up and the tauren join from there.

[@ignatrotenberg7676]

ty for toilet skip, much appreciated

[@kloudrebirth]

Why is the last question about a alliance race when its a horde quiz?

[@lordslashingtonsmoments6125]

because the question was about a removed Troll joke, Trolls are on Horde so yes it does make sense and really isnt that hard to understand, the last question needs to be hard, so come with a joke that is removed from the game for one of the races and there you go.

[@Dragunaw]

because the joke was about Trolls killing Dwarves.

[@Ashuowl]

3 wrongs without using 50/50 (since I just paused/muted the reaction video Kappa). I automatically failed the axe question since I didn't get to mute before Asmon answered that it was an Axe, but I probably woulda failed it since the name didn't ring a bell. No clue about voice actor of Sylvanas, took a guess at Vanessa and the Blizzard backwards Ogre question I didn't know or didn't recall, got it wrong anyway, tbh don't even remember where Brackenwall Village is...don't even recall that name, although kinda funny I managed to guess the raid question which I have never done but usually they go with 3000 so I mean. 12/15 not too shabby

[@7dskingpin58]

love to see him get things wrong bc he gets so mad and love to see him be like i Knew that after the fact when everyone can see through it

[@oak1739]

@MaMa DeW Can you even read?

[@johnjameson2034]

I thought that last one would be blood elves because they are addicted to MANA

[@vonnichts]

final answer of a horde quiz is dwarves?

[@Ramsteinrig]

It's about KILLING dwarves. :)

[@zoomin9397]

i thought the movie reference question was pretty obviously 300, now i have never done the quest or heard the voice line but i can guess that they are referring to “THIS IS SPARTA” which was probably a funny meme even back then

[@seankkg]

I'm so excited that I deduced it was Brackenwall Village *only* because it was added in Cata and that's the only way they'd have a name that stupid. I called it immediately before I even remembered what the name of the place in Dustwallow was.

[@DarkInos]

In one sentence "I do not cheat" In other.. Picked A... you know what I will do 50 50... I did not click on it.. (while already on A answer...)

[@Mr_Lo_]

love the bernie bro just whining all the way through.

[@erictoma8934]

Yeah, lol, now he's crying because Trump's gonna win again

[@TheLocoRunner]

The rich are the problem! He said from his Microsoft computer.

[@TheLocoRunner]

@Marcus Thomas lol, just making a point that the rich often times are the biggest producers of "things" that we all benefit from. Seems a tad ridiculous to blame the rich for all life's problems. Capitalism is the biggest lifter of people out of poverty.

[@TheLocoRunner]

@Marcus Thomas Sure. But would they be doing that if Bill Gates didn't exist and start Microsoft? I don't think so. Without these "rich people" gathering these talented individuals together (with money incentives) to work towards the same goal, we wouldn't even be having this conversation right now. Also about your comment on earning a "fraction of a fraction of what Bill Gates makes", why do you even care how much Bill Gates earns? It just makes you seem very greedy. I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money - Thomas Sowell.

[@ExZeIion]

wait how is this a horde edition if the final question is about alliance character jokes ?

[@hwasaornothing]

im pretty sure in the alliance one he had a similar question about the horde

[@Fang1st]

The joke was made by the troll race, about dwarves. So it was a horde joke, it was removed because it was a drug reference, smoking dwarves and such.

[@Jenny-kt2xj]

@@Fang1st it wasn't smoking dwarves, it was killing dwarves: ""I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night, I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright. I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war, I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more." A reference to the song 'smoke 2 joints'

[@PendragonMusicOfficial]

I think Mike had to pick his mom up from Applebees

[@Guesswhohowduguess]

11:23 guy on the btm lol

[@zer0thirteen]

That’s dwarf was probably really upset back when Bernie didn’t become president.

[@timbohtv]

you know everyone is his twitch chat was young af because there was not a single reference to the who wants to be a millionaire show

[@joe_klein146]

14:23 isnt fair - question is not about wow is about movies, you might not see gladiator or 300...

[@joe_klein146]

@@vikkran401 maybe you've never seen a person living outside the united states... you can know the game, but you may not know memes...

[@Joebonjoe]

come on every american knows these _this is sparta kick- scene_ , but in case of the people from outside the us, europe etc. you,re right (sorry for my bad english)

[@joe_klein146]

@@Joebonjoe in any country there are people from the outback

[@jeremyrawdon4675]

These dudes in the beginning really debating Bernie

[@krumpits]

This is the first one of these tests that i got all of them right. Horde for life baaaaybeeee

[@mythrandir7824]

So what's your take on Blizzard cucking to Chinese censors?

[@seancampbell6292]

China is a beautiful girl and Blizzard is Simping.

[@Ginger-Sage]

Im a tauren main I'd never forgot they were second to join

[@christianhawk592]

Its TheGinger orc all day

[@xerasferalos9784]

@@christianhawk592 gnome all night

[@UltraplayersRJ]

the best thing in this video is bernie in low part of the screen

[@erictoma8934]

He whines like a little bitch lol

[@cooki3wooki394]

Lol that guy said you pawned saying its easy...

[@mcleemer4624]

Why would Horde be based on Gladiator? They are a group of RAMPANTLY militarized people. What does that remind you of? The spartans. You didnt even need to watch the movie for that basic ass extrapolation and ive been playing WoW for like a month in total now XD

[@silvero1964]

13:30 end of the quiz for me:)

[@Kesvalk]

yeah, that was too much even for asmon standards.

[@TheDaveShowLP]

What does "who is the voice actor" have to do with Horde Lore?

[@arkdesu0]

Idk, Sylvanas maybe?

[@hencewurth]

last question was so fucking funny lmao

[@Jackie89000]

I spent most of the video just watching the gnome and dwarf argue about politics.

[@bowmin1]

Why is it that KZbin comments contain more intelligence than the average twitch chat? Is it because KZbin commenters have more time to consider what they are actually posting? Asmongold's chat contains some absolutely ridiculous individuals who spend most of the stream either A: Complaining B: Begging for attention C: Typing out "True" in the hopes that they seem smart despite not knowing the answer. D: Spamming nonsense while believing themselves to be comedians E: Complaining

[@TheIronekk]

Because Twitch chat is for the biggest retards. Asmongold fans feels there the best.

[@CptOriginal]

Starts 14:22

[@jakefingerrr]

trying to play along with wife but asmon announces answer before question is read >.>

[@Faqka]

La novena pregunta es incorrecta la segunda raza en ser reclutada por Thrall a la horda fueron los trolls, está mal hecho

[@koford]

f easy, and then uhh uhm.. look at chat.. yepp thats the one :P

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

I've only played WoW one time for 1 month and it was like 5 years ago. I barely reached maximum level with my blood elf priest. I then went on to not play late game at all. I neither played any BGs nor arenas nor dungeons. Before my payment expired I've only managed to get exiled with one faction, collecting a couple of flying mounts. I don't even really give a shit about WoW lore apart from watching WoW streamers on youtube from time to time. Never read any chronicles or quest texts in game. I still made it further than Asmon in every fucking wow quiz so far without a chat to help me.

[@alberworld6579]

You can tell he watched that and knew answers, im FBI and I read body language

[@slinttu1378]

You are the cringiest person i have seen in a while. Your comments are actual garbage.

[@ianrahl7456]

Rexxar is 1/4 ogre 3/4 orc

[@Lunatic108]

Question 10 is tricky, since in the original Horde it was Orcs, then Ogres then Trolls, but since its Thralls Horde Ogres were never part of it so it was Troll then Tauren.

[@billymiles6870]

I said Patty Mattson when it showed up.

[@fizzle_exe]

@machabelli WeirdChamp :point_right: :door:

[@airimee]

1st 10 questions..this is easy!!! Question 11...oh god...

[@surgeon23]

exactly what you would expect from a filthy alliance player ;)

[@Huge-Swine]

Rexxar is 25% ogre 75% orc not 50/50

[@nickkozijevic8897]

you got to question wrorng you you did this before you A CHEAT

[@GodlyEddy]

Are you also catdany? It would explain why you both release the same video within the same hour, of the same content. That would be insanely greedy lol. x2 profit from basically copy-pasting his streams.

[@mkt8880]

14:29 OMEGALUL

[@bbbbnnnhhhero2883]

For the Horde :D

[@weaponsquad8084]

1:50 , Alliance Music in a Horde-Quiz? haha fail

[@Ramsteinrig]

It's the BFA cinematic theme bruh.

[@xerasferalos9784]

what a dumbass horde

[@samueldavidbatistaruiz7510]

Trolls were the first race to join the horde, not taurens, wtf is that shit??

[@jeraimie]

Why do they call him a cheater when he gets one wrong? Because they're very smart

[@ScalperHero]

they called him a cheater because he went back, he was called a cheater for clicking 50/50 after he had picked his final answer

[@jeraimie]

ScalperHero then they're right

[@jeraimie]

ScalperHero wait I already said they're right.

[@ScalperHero]

@@jeraimie you said there right 16 min ago mate my comment was 7 hours ago

[@ScalperHero]

@@jeraimie that they are mate

[@Gojxd]

I dont know lores very well, but i got his wrongs right. But i only got like 8 right

[@bizkutlimau7103]

this quiz guy is a fucking master

[@gs2lover]

Its troll joke "I smoked two dwarves in da morning "

[@Ingrid-ss1rc]

Asmond, pls do these quests without looking at chat pls, you're clearly watching chat once you're not sure.

[@LiamCuthbert]

its so cringe when the commentator tries to constantly make out its another answer when you choose a answer.

[@gordonjackson4040]

I actually wish I was in the chat when he did this

[@joacimhill2178]

" Its not cheating, i dident click it" yeah sure buddy..

[@skyesthelimit6792]

This video I enjoyed. But still cant watch a full video from start to finish. Anyway tyvm. Kay

[@Toosick0]

Damn normally I'm not that good at these quizzes but on this one I got everything other than the sylvanas voice actor because I don't pay attention to that shit 🤦‍♂️

[@liamwilson7549]

I find it funny how he always has the same recommended videos as I do xD

[@billymiles6870]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said Tauren.

[@ekenosen5087]

For the HORDE

[@CooKeyy818]

Disposed of

[@jordanbauer5843]

he got 4 wrong and cheated i got 2 wrong cuz i didnt know about the axe or the voice actor

[@itsprivate3061]

i dont remember the alliance quiz having suck an epic intro, oh wait, cuz nobody gives a fuck about alliance

[@JockyCGE]

This quiz maker really loves to drag out the reveal of the correct answer 😑

[@liamwilson7549]

True horde player = female blood elf

[@homergetsthejoke4414]

I feel like asmongold says shit so chat spams kappa

[@timbohtv]

won't the audience just google the answer?..

[@powertrip8676]

Timboh yes but the audience are also trolls and picks the wrong answer on purpose

[@hunterlong1820]

The Knightwalker imagine internet culture trolls on the real who wants to be a millionaire lol

[@tadtandleton5958]

Orgrims hammer is from wrath gun ship fight noob

[@TheDegenerate7]

Whats worse than being a cheater , a looser ...

[@chadzelda1]

Question 10 is wrong. The answer is trolls, thrall and his orcs crashed on a island and thrall made a deal with vol”jin dad to allow them in the horde. You even see trolls as units for the horde before thrall meets the taurens

[@capitaldcolon1795]

But the question was "who was the second race to ally with the horde" so Tauren is right. Orcs are founders, trolls joined first, Taurens second.

[@pancho2753]

At lvl 96 everyone in chat B its B but your friend says it's D😇 man trust me boom it's B 🤦🤦🏿

[@nickkozijevic8897]

hahahaahhahhahhha no you bad

[@nickkozijevic8897]

8.30 now you trying to hard lol

[@visceron]

@3:11 Trump 2020 Greatest moment in this video!

[@liamwilson7549]

Biden 2020 ;)

[@petrameyer1121]

He never cheats, but he lies!

[@ScalperHero]

clicking 50/50 after picking his answer is cheating

[@petrameyer1121]

@@ScalperHero Meet our savior Hu Mor!

[@ScalperHero]

@@petrameyer1121 for Hu Mor it would have to be funny

[@ZhunterPLUR]

Too cake man easy test

[@cooki3wooki394]

Lol you play Alliance didnt know 300