Try Not To say Hol' Up 45

[@oliviastratton2169]

$100 a day gets you to $1M in under 30 years. $300 a day gets you to $1M in under a decade. It might not be pretty, but I think we all know what we'd pick if we had to.

[@tandvard9088]

Let's go $600 a day

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

1mill in under a decade, bro I can get 20k in just 30 seconds

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

@hell wolf just stay on the grind

[@edwardclark6731]

@@tandvard9088 well, uhh

[@edwardclark6731]

about doing that 70 times a day..

[@Fricker112]

So, what's that like 800 bucks a day, yeah, I could live with that

[@gigachad364]

Ha Amateur!

[@seandscorpion]

Bro 15k a day is sooo good

[@egg9469]

woo! 50k a day!

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

Bro 800 is nothing compared to my 69k

[@_jkcrz]

patchetic guys, I get 69,4200,690,42M a day

[@missingno7313]

Morty is such a Chad with his LEFT arm.

[@brdrech]

12:05 national geographic at 3am: I'll do you one better *The giant horse conch weighs over 11 lbs* That's alot of mullosk.

[@MrBelles104]

6:28 I absolutely agree. Everyone involved should be punished. We deserve to know the truth.

[@akami_kitsune]

0:14 “What do you do on your job” Me”oh I just go nuts”

[@lukascase5054]

The fact that "Lick" was unintentionally censored is definitely weird.

[@mizuchi6022]

29:53 just gave me the vibe of: Uh oh, here comes Ultron.

[@letsgame9740]

4:05 The funny thing about this is a AD about glasses came up when I watch this bit 🤣

[@DoctorBallsStrikesAgain]

This says a lot about the geo political structure of the Aegean Sea

[@olaleman2595]

22:22 and 6:54 made me laugh my ass off

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

Same...

[@degreaser2281]

2:12 Im now scared of what instagram define as Normal

[@itscaptaingamerplays1419]

Me and the boys all having a billion dollars after pressing the button:

[@kendelian5357]

My family thinks our house is haunted. I told my great-great-great grandchildren that they had nothing to worry about.

[@sansfan2549]

aww what a sweet great great great grandparent

[@kp1994]

3:25 that's where they're wrong, assuming the gunshot wound isn't fatal, you're so much more likely to die from heartbreak when you consider suicide

[@SABSCORPION]

0:14 bro was that even a question

[@mrkdavis22]

0:16 it's ok everything pixilated anyway

[@xfinktion]

4:28 I didn't see the edit mark at first and was super confused why he would be upset about getting a Nintendo DS lol

[@masterklaw4527]

9:23 Pretty sure you're allowed to purchase a Nintendo Switch.

[@coolguybraydan2758]

9:15 for some reason the first thing I thought of was bazooka.

[@chromite_chromite]

American.

[@realausome]

They say I have the power of ruining anything at will. Morty is canonically right handed, and your dominant hand is also the hand for master baiting. (I know, it's not master baiting, but shhhh)

[@Bacony_Cakes]

mirror

[@IAmGodHimself777]

You’re wrong, my right hand is dominant but I fap with my left.

[@datdankdj8264]

Yeah, that’s not always the case… I’m right handed and that’s like the only thing that my left hand does besides move my character in a video game

[@drnimitz]

11:07 she looks like the old guy from “Up”

[@Ramdesh75]

2:06 I'm sending my kids to school tomorrow 😏

[@jellyszataneq1806]

2:53 it actually makes sense both ways

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

2:18 lmfao don't watch this midnight XD

[@DUXLOL]

British English being called Traditional English and American English being called Simplified English kinda makes sense when you think about it, but they should do the same with European Spanish and Latin American Spanish since those two have way more differences than english

[@QuadratusTiberium]

0:35 and she has the MAP flag

[@theshadowking3198]

3:37 even the kid was like wait what does the shirt say

[@SiegeTF]

12:20 Getting Warhammered for educated types, lol.

[@AnotherErrol]

American schools: no Sniper rifles or machine guns in the building

[@sovietunion1819]

11:00 Ah I see you're a man of culture

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

Yes, I felt the same haha

[@blackraisincookie1005]

i'm concerned on why lesbian was censored-

[@weaponscommanderroringusan5625]

They censored the word finger, covid, sexual, smoking, farts, it's just too stupid 🐙

[@blackraisincookie1005]

@@weaponscommanderroringusan5625 yeah-

[@saihiko9967]

9:27 looks like I'm buying games.

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

20:05 I put a random Rickroll in my playlist I am immune

[@Brutusbarrow]

1:06 was so true

[@austineller9560]

10:31 "hey this is jhonny sins car!" - some guy

[@whompuschompus7237]

Gamer pepe boutta hit level 420

[@localdumbass9355]

The skeleton thing is a good question though 🤣

[@floofypanda6534]

yo 25:51, what was the show in the top right again? I remember non stop watching this

[@coolsword]

3:51 thanks for ruining my childhood 😢

[@sha-384thegreatest]

14:06 clarification for people interested: the shoe had some (guessing here) handgun in it, and it went off and shot the guy in the foot

[@TheScalysnake]

28:11 - legend , and ill add that to my list of options when planning my exit strategy.

[@goldenpro1096]

wow cant believe lord gonk treats his disciples like this

[@pezzygamez402]

18:10 cant go wrong with an archer meme, lmao

[@danninmatthews5640]

9:21 Doughnuts

[@DigitalHandle]

I would make 500 bucks a day bruh

[@toshdefroge6541]

Bro will be a millionaire in a week

[@spirituser7354]

17:56, Those two years ran faster than flash.

[@theglaciater3227]

9:25 my name starts with e so I can buy everything

[@hectorduarte478]

9:25 helium and lots of it

[@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper]

9:23 I would buy a Jetpack

[@melvincapilla9804]

25:52 sauce

[@Wgrid93]

12:00 lol my phone is now at 69%

[@hikarychan3997]

dead grandparents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i had to think about it the kids overslept and had to say their grand parents dies 🤣🤣

[@yoboijon4278]

25:52 i remember 1 3 and 4 as a kid

[@No.U]

I'd beat the 1m in a day

[@datdankdj8264]

14:50 actually those are compys lol

[@bobafett2325]

"2 kids snow skieing pot"

[@Holyghost_444]

13:30 stop rubbing it in, i know already

[@letsgame9740]

9:22 my name is William apparently I’m gonna be buying weapons

[@chrishale7480]

$100-1000 a day doesn’t sound bad. I… need a girlfriend…

[@crazyrobloxjj]

“using 😏 at the end of a normal sentence is the funniest thing ever” It’s morbin time😏

[@derpious267]

Gonna come to your house with a knife for saying that 😏

[@xd_killzonerapid8181]

24:27 bruh is your imaginary girlfriend 8'10

[@theleviathan2647]

Thousand dollars A day let's go

[@dvishunintendoed489]

21:33 not anymore

[@krismemer5924]

0:12 just start to do it than stop and repeat the prosses five hundred times and thats half a million dollars

[@nazzusan]

Can someone explain 4:32 i dont get it

[@emy7973]

me as well id like that explained

[@ppman2875]

Prolly racism now explain this one 5:35

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

4:04 man took weed, and he forgot cause he was too damn high

[@theshadowking3198]

The reason for all the abstract art after war is really interesting artists came to the conclusion that the common state of mind caused war so they sought to change the way people think thus surrealism was born

[@Don_Bing]

2:12 There is a robber in my room 😏

[@BillyBob-1776]

It's not even eleven o'clock yet, and I would have earned $300.

[@V4MPiRE_6660]

I know someone who was married on the 22nd of the 2nd 2022 at 2:22pm which indeed was on a Tuesday

[@austinscott524]

12:27 sounds like something i would do

[@lisamain3723]

Thumbnail be like "You've underestimated the capabilities of a single human"

[@YeeterzYT6259]

9:20 guess I’m buying at-15s and am-47s 🤷‍♂️

[@kieuha5126]

10000 dollars a day? Yes

[@thegamingraptor9113]

Nah american schools make us have plastic and mesh bags so we can't bring full autos to school, I would know

[@gianni5469]

don't be shy eat it, its tasty😏

[@crazyt1483]

8:13 adopted kids who’s in contact with bio parents can use this excuse 8 times as standard but also doing the calculations without honorary tittles the max is 16 if they are adopted and so where their bio parents. I’m currently at 1-2 of 6 dead (mums bio mum and I don’t know about my grandad on my dads side)

[@thefillblock4880]

2:50 both are right

[@IAmGodHimself777]

Snickers Asian, the 1 milimeter snack👍

[@mr.conductor4938]

6:53 'Member Fart-in-a-jar Martin? I 'member.

[@CGU_media]

fun fact: we are 10k away form that juicy 1M subs

[@POV7496]

For the thumbnail I would take the 1 million to get out of my crippling prn addiction and with the money I can have a better life and have a better family

[@Ijusthit20pr3cs]

23:14 turns out it was just Halloween and you get 20 years then the death sentence for slaughtering 5 family's.

[@azraelvrykolakas157]

Objection the balloons inside that woman's chest are shaped like a filed in circles 🔵 not a ring.

[@deyan_is_found2944]

u know i was kinda rejected from art school

[@-Grovesy-]

8:26 Nice censorship. You did one of them, but not both.

[@Distant_INC]

I'm so glad I don't have Twitter.

[@jordantwelling]

14:45 aged like milk

[@Skept1cal_269]

9:25 I’m dying 💀

[@themindofben5085]

8:36 not when there's a load of piss in it.

[@OgBadlaws]

24:38 ahhh yes grapefruit. it tastes bad and takes a long while to process for consumption. Luckily there is a variant type of grapefruit tree that actually tastes great near where i live and I have family who knows how to cut that shit properly.

[@parkpartyytmusic5060]

4:29 where's my ds tf

[@braydenvance4465]

I was born 2010 and in 2023 I’m 12 years old so that adds up

[@andrewwatercave6979]

10:38 Undertale music starts playing

[@eeveayala9052]

got it billy

[@revinevan87]

19:22 couldn't happen. the statue didn't come assembled.

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

13:31 oof-

[@christian751]

Anyone else fall for 20:09?