Try Not To say Hol' Up 45

[@oliviastratton2169]

$100 a day gets you to $1M in under 30 years. $300 a day gets you to $1M in under a decade. It might not be pretty, but I think we all know what we'd pick if we had to.

[@tandvard9088]

Let's go $600 a day

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

1mill in under a decade, bro I can get 20k in just 30 seconds

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

@hell wolf just stay on the grind

[@edwardclark6731]

@@tandvard9088 well, uhh

[@edwardclark6731]

about doing that 70 times a day..

[@Fricker112]

So, what's that like 800 bucks a day, yeah, I could live with that

[@gigachad364]

Ha Amateur!

[@seandscorpion]

Bro 15k a day is sooo good

[@egg9469]

woo! 50k a day!

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

Bro 800 is nothing compared to my 69k

[@_jkcrz]

patchetic guys, I get 69,4200,690,42M a day

[@MrBelles104]

6:28 I absolutely agree. Everyone involved should be punished. We deserve to know the truth.

[@letsgame9740]

4:05 The funny thing about this is a AD about glasses came up when I watch this bit 🤣

[@brdrech]

12:05 national geographic at 3am: I'll do you one better *The giant horse conch weighs over 11 lbs* That's alot of mullosk.

[@missingno7313]

Morty is such a Chad with his LEFT arm.

[@akami_kitsune]

0:14 “What do you do on your job” Me”oh I just go nuts”

[@mizuchi6022]

29:53 just gave me the vibe of: Uh oh, here comes Ultron.

[@olaleman2595]

22:22 and 6:54 made me laugh my ass off

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

Same...

[@mrkdavis22]

0:16 it's ok everything pixilated anyway

[@coolguybraydan2758]

9:15 for some reason the first thing I thought of was bazooka.

[@chromite_chromite]

American.

[@drnimitz]

11:07 she looks like the old guy from “Up”

[@lukascase5054]

The fact that "Lick" was unintentionally censored is definitely weird.

[@masterklaw4527]

9:23 Pretty sure you're allowed to purchase a Nintendo Switch.

[@degreaser2281]

2:12 Im now scared of what instagram define as Normal

[@SABSCORPION]

0:14 bro was that even a question

[@kp1994]

3:25 that's where they're wrong, assuming the gunshot wound isn't fatal, you're so much more likely to die from heartbreak when you consider suicide

[@xfinktion]

4:28 I didn't see the edit mark at first and was super confused why he would be upset about getting a Nintendo DS lol

[@itscaptaingamerplays1419]

Me and the boys all having a billion dollars after pressing the button:

[@kendelian5357]

My family thinks our house is haunted. I told my great-great-great grandchildren that they had nothing to worry about.

[@sansfan2549]

aww what a sweet great great great grandparent

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

2:18 lmfao don't watch this midnight XD

[@realausome]

They say I have the power of ruining anything at will. Morty is canonically right handed, and your dominant hand is also the hand for master baiting. (I know, it's not master baiting, but shhhh)

[@Bacony_Cakes]

mirror

[@IAmGodHimself777]

You’re wrong, my right hand is dominant but I fap with my left.

[@datdankdj8264]

Yeah, that’s not always the case… I’m right handed and that’s like the only thing that my left hand does besides move my character in a video game

[@Ramdesh75]

2:06 I'm sending my kids to school tomorrow 😏

[@bluestar_kun]

28:30 dude that grandma had her priorities set a long time ago to be saying that shit. What a badass way to go

[@SiegeTF]

12:20 Getting Warhammered for educated types, lol.

[@jellyszataneq1806]

2:53 it actually makes sense both ways

[@theshadowking3198]

3:37 even the kid was like wait what does the shirt say

[@Ducklolly]

British English being called Traditional English and American English being called Simplified English kinda makes sense when you think about it, but they should do the same with European Spanish and Latin American Spanish since those two have way more differences than english

[@sovietunion1819]

11:00 Ah I see you're a man of culture

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

Yes, I felt the same haha

[@TheScalysnake]

28:11 - legend , and ill add that to my list of options when planning my exit strategy.

[@QuadratusTiberium]

0:35 and she has the MAP flag

[@melvincapilla9804]

25:52 sauce

[@kathrynryanclancy8437]

20:05 I put a random Rickroll in my playlist I am immune

[@coolsword]

3:51 thanks for ruining my childhood 😢

[@pezzygamez402]

18:10 cant go wrong with an archer meme, lmao

[@sha-384thegreatest]

14:06 clarification for people interested: the shoe had some (guessing here) handgun in it, and it went off and shot the guy in the foot

[@saihiko9967]

9:27 looks like I'm buying games.

[@austineller9560]

10:31 "hey this is jhonny sins car!" - some guy

[@spirituser7354]

17:56, Those two years ran faster than flash.

[@hikarychan3997]

dead grandparents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i had to think about it the kids overslept and had to say their grand parents dies 🤣🤣

[@Wgrid93]

12:00 lol my phone is now at 69%

[@letsgame9740]

9:22 my name is William apparently I’m gonna be buying weapons

[@Brutusbarrow]

1:06 was so true

[@goldenpro1096]

wow cant believe lord gonk treats his disciples like this

[@floofypanda6534]

yo 25:51, what was the show in the top right again? I remember non stop watching this

[@whompuschompus7237]

Gamer pepe boutta hit level 420

[@theglaciater3227]

9:25 my name starts with e so I can buy everything

[@AnotherErrol]

American schools: no Sniper rifles or machine guns in the building

[@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper]

9:23 I would buy a Jetpack

[@mr.conductor4938]

6:53 'Member Fart-in-a-jar Martin? I 'member.

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

4:04 man took weed, and he forgot cause he was too damn high

[@crazyt1483]

8:13 adopted kids who’s in contact with bio parents can use this excuse 8 times as standard but also doing the calculations without honorary tittles the max is 16 if they are adopted and so where their bio parents. I’m currently at 1-2 of 6 dead (mums bio mum and I don’t know about my grandad on my dads side)

[@OgBadlaws]

24:38 ahhh yes grapefruit. it tastes bad and takes a long while to process for consumption. Luckily there is a variant type of grapefruit tree that actually tastes great near where i live and I have family who knows how to cut that shit properly.

[@theleviathan2647]

Thousand dollars A day let's go

[@bobafett2325]

"2 kids snow skieing pot"

[@crazyrobloxjj]

“using 😏 at the end of a normal sentence is the funniest thing ever” It’s morbin time😏

[@derpious267]

Gonna come to your house with a knife for saying that 😏

[@V4MPiRE_6660]

I know someone who was married on the 22nd of the 2nd 2022 at 2:22pm which indeed was on a Tuesday

[@YeeterzYT6259]

9:20 guess I’m buying at-15s and am-47s 🤷‍♂️

[@BillyBob-1776]

It's not even eleven o'clock yet, and I would have earned $300.

[@christian751]

Anyone else fall for 20:09?

[@themindofben5085]

8:36 not when there's a load of piss in it.

[@lisamain3723]

Thumbnail be like "You've underestimated the capabilities of a single human"

[@Skept1cal_269]

9:25 I’m dying 💀

[@datdankdj8264]

14:50 actually those are compys lol

[@No.U]

I'd beat the 1m in a day

[@Holyghost_444]

13:30 stop rubbing it in, i know already

[@TheThreeDGrasshopper]

23:10 32:42 Had me in the first half, ngl ... Okay quite a few things fit this comment in this vid... but WOW XD

[@Don_Bing]

2:12 There is a robber in my room 😏

[@revinevan87]

19:22 couldn't happen. the statue didn't come assembled.

[@danninmatthews5640]

9:21 Doughnuts

[@eeveayala9052]

got it billy

[@IAmGodHimself777]

Snickers Asian, the 1 milimeter snack👍

[@CGU_media]

fun fact: we are 10k away form that juicy 1M subs

[@krismemer5924]

0:12 just start to do it than stop and repeat the prosses five hundred times and thats half a million dollars

[@xd_killzonerapid8181]

24:27 bruh is your imaginary girlfriend 8'10

[@toshdefroge6541]

Bro will be a millionaire in a week

[@kieuha5126]

10000 dollars a day? Yes

[@blackraisincookie1005]

i'm concerned on why lesbian was censored-

[@weaponscommanderroringusan5625]

They censored the word finger, covid, sexual, smoking, farts, it's just too stupid 🐙

[@blackraisincookie1005]

@@weaponscommanderroringusan5625 yeah-

[@DigitalHandle]

I would make 500 bucks a day bruh

[@POV7496]

For the thumbnail I would take the 1 million to get out of my crippling prn addiction and with the money I can have a better life and have a better family

[@marxpiercing2215]

9:16 real money 😁

[@theshadowking3198]

The reason for all the abstract art after war is really interesting artists came to the conclusion that the common state of mind caused war so they sought to change the way people think thus surrealism was born

[@_.echo._]

Stayed up to 5:00 this morning. 😏 BRO IT WORKS 2:10

[@thefillblock4880]

2:50 both are right

[@hectorduarte478]

9:25 helium and lots of it

[@bigboibilly7552]

had to look up who created volkswagen... needles to say it wasnt Mr. Volkswagen

[@chrishale7480]

$100-1000 a day doesn’t sound bad. I… need a girlfriend…

[@darkkris4299]

Have you guys heard gulpin

[@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper]

6:16 Starts a kid with 10yrs for you or what?

[@gianni5469]

don't be shy eat it, its tasty😏

[@-Grovesy-]

8:26 Nice censorship. You did one of them, but not both.

[@yoboijon4278]

25:52 i remember 1 3 and 4 as a kid

[@austinscott524]

12:27 sounds like something i would do

[@parkpartyytmusic5060]

4:29 where's my ds tf

[@Distant_INC]

I'm so glad I don't have Twitter.

[@jordantwelling]

14:45 aged like milk

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

13:31 oof-

[@Issaphilosopher]

Ayo sauce? 25:53 ?

[@thegamingraptor9113]

Nah american schools make us have plastic and mesh bags so we can't bring full autos to school, I would know

[@deyan_is_found2944]

u know i was kinda rejected from art school