Try Not To say Hol' Up 46

[@averyaan1112]

Actually, if they searchers dig up and see a dead animal, they’ll see the tampered/unrest soil and dig further. Don’t make this mistake, and always wear plastic gloves , turn inside out after use, and dispose of immediately! The best way is the plant an endangered plant above (in a place it’s illegal, obv) it so it’s illegal to dig up.

[@chestnut4860]

If the plants endangered it's rare so how tf would I get one.

[@averyaan1112]

@@chestnut4860 that’s a problem for you and your bank account

[@maxmccullough8548]

Use the back of the backhoe scoop to pack the bottom before you drop your dead cow or horse in....

[@rebeccaandzacharysepicchan4493]

Have you ever tried this? How do you know it will work?

[@Gxmergeddon]

@@rebeccaandzacharysepicchan4493 I actually tried his method. WORKED AS EXPECTED.

[@GRBmusicPR]

Gamer Pepe's been stuck on that level for a while now.

[@Squid_Boy_]

Yes

[@pipe8248]

Poor guy

[@citronvannalemon]

Must be a hard level.

[@damasta.]

He indeed is

[@famweg1487]

I likes and subbed why isnt he in lvl 70

[@ivan_bojorquez]

im messed up for laughing at the “daddy dressed up as a piñata” 😂

[@debo6704]

no shit

[@cilliannolan8414]

it was funny tho

[@enziees]

It really reminds me of that one scene in Little Misfortune

[@ivan_bojorquez]

@@cilliannolan8414 fr

[@ivan_bojorquez]

@@enziees 😂

[@jessecardenas6971]

"If we don't know what we are doing, the enemy certainly can't anticipate our actions" me who is 'bout to go in war blind

[@rickgrimes077]

1:37 idk how Hitler failed art school with this talent

[@variusabin4978]

1:20 no; you can only get DNA from hair if the root/bulb is still attached and relatively undamaged. DNA is contained in the cells of the hair bulb.

[@npc6817]

forensic investigator or pro assasin?

[@nyaplays8074]

Finally someone who pointed that out

[@nyaplays8074]

@@npc6817 simple knowledge

[@npc6817]

@@nyaplays8074 basic humor

[@nyaplays8074]

@@npc6817 yeah... I should've grabbed onto that sooner Time for me to pull out my "i'M nOt eNgLiSh" card

[@HeianEraTechnique]

3:06 ITS CALLED A PREFRENCE EVERY HEARD OF IT

[@glyphicgames7591]

That hiding a knife one made me chuckle.

[@tymurvotiakov]

3:05 The stupidest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. The funniest thing is that if I say, that I won't shave down there either as a man, they're gon shame me for not doing that.

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

5:32 they cant shoot straight but theyre really good at hitting from behind

[@alexthewolf3179]

Yeah- WAIT

[@simplygeorge3152]

🤨

[@noahcool69]

Bruh

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

there's a joke to be made about using backdoors somewhere in here. i don't know where, but it's here.

[@sunset6441]

@@simplygeorge3152 🤨

[@Memeland20]

These memes are so entertaining they always make my day better 😂

[@a_cyz6966]

ngl the first one was actually pretty good but why would they assume it was undiagnosed diabetes when the body was found 12 ft underground?

[@logeyperogi1805]

11:49 Dude tried to break into someone’s house, got stuck and the dogs both defended their home and asserted their dominance You ain’t got no right to sue

[@LeClaw]

07:04 the reason behind this is back in the day kids leaving School in the UK used to get eggs and flour and on the last day and basically pelt each other with the eggs and get covered in flour. Trouble is they ended up doing it in public places and making a mess everywhere.

[@beastdynasty6221]

10:44 that went from 100, to 0, to 100, to 0, REALLLLLL QUICK.

[@RealBadMike]

0:13 Look, there's a number of reasons why this won't work, not the least of which is that diabetics don't die from low blood sugar, they die from high blood sugar. Insulin brings it down, but an "undiagnosed diabetic" won't have an insulin OD simply because they don't know that they should be injecting insulin. Plus the guy is buried under a dead deer, so it's not like the cops are going to think there wasn't foul play no matter what they find in his system - after all, he didn't bury himself. Anyway, your spouse turns up dead, you're a suspect, end of. If you follow this post's advice you will almost certainly go down for premeditated murder. You really want to kill your husband and get away with it all you have to do is not be the most likely suspect. Here's a good one - open up some online gambling accounts in his name, blow all your savings, get him drunk, put about 50 Xanax in his drink & go to bed. Next morning you call 911 in hysterics, bing bang boom, he's a gambling addict who committed suicide. You monster. For a SIM, wall him in a room with no doors or windows or access to food. After a few days he'll starve to death. You monster.

[@EmperorProtects1]

Very useful

[@meowthekitten2273]

@@EmperorProtects1 Wait...

[@_s1mp_785]

Thanks

[@meowthekitten2273]

@@_s1mp_785 huh

[@cloudedarctrooper]

I think I would've liked an alternate reality where the most infamous man in our history instead went down in the books as a humble, yet amazing painter. I don't care that I appreciated it, that's good art and untapped potential. Plus if only he made it into art school, maybe he wouldn't have been so bitter and gotten into politics. I guess I'm saying I wish he didn't become... y'know... himself. I'm gonna get cancelled for this, I just know it smh.

[@dondiddley5404]

haha hitler

[@wolfetteplays8894]

That’s a perfectly valid opinion. I think so too

[@insaneyogurt4993]

Do I have to watch the entire video for this to have context or did you just randomly say this

[@juanpablograjalescanseco28]

@@insaneyogurt4993 It's one the first memes. Comes up at 1:35

[@morganmeyers224]

if only he signed it WW1 and 2 would not have happened😅

[@mareknooberkokos6574]

Imagine the parents actually leaving the children inside the car so the thief returns with the car.

[@NaThingSerious]

To add to 0:52, plant some endangered plants on top of and around where you buried him, that way they can’t dig there

[@BriskeR3469]

0:13 this guy planned his shit out to the last point goddamn

[@dokodokodaimi9262]

10:50 he had us in the both half, not gonna lie

[@thomaslikesgames5934]

The first meme, I’m not even gonna say anything about it

[@Eye_Man-5]

4:10 so that's why the guy said "our student was shot, with a knife"

[@thesupremeduck]

1:42 good response, his gf shouldnt be looking through his phone anyway lmao

[@tytheghost3024]

12:08 ok but can we talk about how day has broke and the sun has turned outside?

[@f.b.i9397]

0:12 well oh damn

[@Gdnotfacts]

0:46 sir I think you need to look into that

[@f.b.i9397]

@@Gdnotfacts yea I care about that too and the other unfriendly family scenes.

[@Gdnotfacts]

@@f.b.i9397 How come you haven't taken down the Sims yet? It's has Seggs in the game

[@f.b.i9397]

@@Gdnotfacts haha funny story their like the Talibans

[@Trianglefish123]

I didn't know you could do that on Ds

[@brendennothe5706]

10:05 me: "what?" 5 minutes later "smooth"

[@sockbrimmons]

10:50 WAIT- oh nevermi- HOLD U- ohhh got it

[@gnueshk1344]

6:44 I first saw that and said it out loud and my brother burst out laughing and it took me a solid 30 sec for me to understand what happened.

[@Dragoon_Compass]

Hold on what

[@spadetheverycool4904]

@@Dragoon_Compass CDs nuts

[@edwardclark6731]

dvds and nuts- OH, OHHH, OHHHHHHHHHH BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@rossrocs395]

Disk Almonds

[@blunderking9065]

wait a minute. something aint right.

[@AlexTheBlue24]

20:40 kinda hit hard man, like ouch, why you gotta do me like that?

[@edwardclark6731]

thats so damn true.

[@bruhbrehii]

\/_\/ I feel sorry for that "little bro" at 0:09, not only has he been caught but he has been sent down the very same spiral I once went down.

[@sneed2600]

At least he's using a good site for it lmao!

[@Alchemyyyyyy]

@@sneed2600 now this is what I call cursed comments 😨

[@chestnut4860]

Puberty?

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

4:59 i am a westerner and i have almost exactly the same impression of american women as this dude.

[@Klayperson]

same bruh

[@theempiredidnothingwrong4937]

I'm American and I feel the exact same

[@blank54620]

ew

[@chestnut4860]

Do YOU know how to cook hot pot?

[@m1sl3ds0ul6]

I'm an American woman and I have the same impression of American women lol

[@CultReport]

0:53 i love that post

[@lindyzuurmond405]

1:38 I can see why he was rejected, look at the window down on the left side. It's not drawn like the other 3.

[@WSmith07]

The one about hiding a knife in a gun mag was hilarious

[@Atnomen]

That was a foregrip. The magazine was placed a bit behind it.

[@patricefrey5922]

10:30 I'm a bot and this task was accomplished automatically

[@BrooklyFire]

4:50 genius! Now ill save money, and be able to explain to parents what I have

[@jer3125]

I don't get it

[@BrooklyFire]

@@jer3125 how old are you first?

[@jer3125]

@@BrooklyFire 15

[@BrooklyFire]

Please do not try something at home without reasearching on it and completely thinking it through! You do NOT want to end up on the newspaper for "getting something stuck up your butt"

[@xmason8562]

The guy who c9nfusednplanes looks like my great grandpa and he lived in Cleveland

[@Joe_Payne]

* Confused planes

[@Gdnotfacts]

Lived... So he died

[@paulandpennycrehan]

He confused you too it seems

[@ItsOrel]

10:00 this makes 9/11 forgivable

[@hello_i_exist_uwu]

10:38 is panik, kalm, panik, and then back to kalm

[@powerultraboi]

Meme: You enjoyed Hitler's painting! Me: And...?

[@baguettewieldinggentleman4558]

It's a good painting regardless of the man who drew it

[@johndamilkman]

he made a good painting and yet he still started a world war and than killed himself

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Which isn’t relevant to the painting.

[@johndamilkman]

it is relevant, because hitler failed art class and so he became a mass murderer and a n@zi

[@Dovah_Slayer]

That car thief: professionals have standards

[@mr.proton1637]

Poor soul couldn't delete the history

[@antimattv]

5:00 McBain: "That's the joke."

[@RaineyRaine]

7:55 this person clearly likes tacos more than school considering the grammar 💀

[@krispy_kreme141]

3:46 I’m betting when they even hear the alarm they’re just like “HIDE THE WEED”

[@imnotgoodbutimnotbad818]

4:20 that made my day better :)

[@realnubboi21]

23:00 I have a cold rn and this image shows how I'm gonna feel when it's gone

[@ケイレブ]

This is the good shit. Finally some truly offensive memes.

[@nunyabisnass1141]

I laughed way longer than j should have at the world cup, cake.

[@lunaaabug]

offensive? really?

[@FlashQuatsch]

Out of everything, what got me was "Randall (Randy)"

[@NaThingSerious]

8:26 “And sleeps with a Louis body pillow”

[@GDSTphantomTTV]

21:08, I think someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they made that jacket

[@cantharelluscibarius2244]

6:44... You sneaky ratbag... You got me. I'll give you that.

[@lakisap2330]

7:44 why is no one talking abaout this

[@drydogg]

If you rob a bank, you will have no problem with food, shelter, clothes or a sexual partner, for the next ten years, regardless of success.

[@joelroman6839]

Sexual partner in jail? What if they’re straight?

[@drydogg]

@@joelroman6839 You're in jail; would that matter?

[@shinyobsidiandraws1155]

Mario and Luigi is the best duo

[@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of]

0:10 bro got caught lackin

[@itzflakesfr]

19:39 there are no accidents-master Oogway

[@BigSmoke-s9n]

1:22 she be asking the real questions

[@IllusoryCrescent]

bro summoned 2 entire fandoms at 2:25

[@drydogg]

If you're talking to your rotisserie chicken, you have a much larger problem.

[@notacoolguy5845]

not even a one minit in and there is murder advice

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

1:41 Damn, why didn't the art school accept him? Dolphin was great at this!

[@ItalicusPatriota]

0:07 that's a Nintendo DSi

[@vikovitch769]

19:26 "there are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[@WalmartBrandClothingItems]

i am a thesaurus. i remembered how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from memory.

[@marcopohl4875]

1:40 not bad, should have stuck to painting if you ask me

[@idrawanime0119]

0:51 and plant plants that are illegal to dig up. also, that plan seems to work but if they somehow find the body, wouldn’t they have to question why they were buried there and who did it??

[@Trippie83]

You know that people can decompose and basically go underground by themselves

[@stinbray1120]

1:42 too bad i like it

[@mikahepic]

8:36 we caught the bed monster active

[@Foodhogger-fg7tm]

1:21 No no no, they got a point

[@r3dleaf]

0:15 HEY, STOP GIVING ME IDEAS

[@tarpan11]

6:05 i actually live near the statue and me and my friends joke abt it all the time.

[@irishdoggle1137]

18:44 had to stop slurpin pickle juice for that one

[@morganisapro8k]

Hol' up- Slurping pickle juice?

[@irishdoggle1137]

@@morganisapro8k yes drinking my pickle juice, straight from the jar

[@shuanm.6958]

The guy in red...😂🤣👌

[@ricktheweeb5382]

20:24 can confirm as someone who is friends with a guy in the army

[@billygersunwhet4388]

1:39 it’s still a good painting tho

[@meowthekitten2273]

1:24 Now I'm scared. I donated some hair about 5 years ago and I was planning to do it again, but this just made me scared to do it again.

[@slimewizard7350]

17:32 If you replace "kill" with "stop" I can totally see this being a quote from the doctor (as in doctor who).

[@juilaisceaser8257]

5:51 pick up that can

[@snakethesnek8598]

4:11 wait hold on… I see what you did there the screws are still in even though you’re putting a knife in the place of the handle, nice

[@brendanelstad669]

2:25. Umm that got real dark real fast

[@ajplaysytreal]

Can anyone explain the small family restaurant with Gordon Ramsay one?

[@gowrinishanth5229]

The Gordan Ramsay meme is trynna say that either restaurant has to be extremely perfect...or its the shittiest restaurant, hence the 2nd template.

[@venynishikawa]

0:50 ima take a screenshot of this just incase i have to do it

[@justasimplecountryboy5877]

0:13 people who give answers like this are too afraid to ask for extra ketchup packets at restaurants let alone actually kill somebody

[@haychu3396]

7:14 welcome to North Wales...

[@magicalgrleater]

4:40 DAMN?!

[@Crystalline_cos2548]

1:24 🎶I know I’m young but my mind is well beyond my years🎶

[@AaAaBev]

i should take notes from the second one *joke*

[@Caninecosmos40]

1:41 that one window is pissing me tf off

[@hunterthewrestler367]

That’s probably how he felt when he was rejected from art school

[@lav3nderkarmalabby609]

0:00 SUFFER MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@andyfernandez4715]

those dogs put the raw dog into raw dog

[@thegameis_over1530]

4:47 that company $_$

[@feetman6813]

27:04 "stress more love less"

[@mihaleben6051]

miha and kalzer best dsicord duo ever 6:44

[@at_omic8578]

0:53 ladies and gentlemen... we got em

[@i.k5696]

Btw i know now that hiding an animal above a dead body never works because there is a very strong protocol to keep digging

[@alykat8119]

me after just watching the click's video with the same pictures: THATS R/HOL'UP

[@TheGrimFormOfLuck]

0:52 uhhh... I am just going to pretend that was a joke and move on with my day.