CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 25

[@Brightly-Colored_Goth]

Ah yes, -smoking- snow skiing. Love the "clean" version translations people come up with, always fun.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

This "snow skiing" euphemism is an interesting concept. -Cigars- Snowboard -Cigarettes- Snow skis -Pack of smokes- Pair of skis -Lighter- Ski poles -Lung cancer- Avalanche

[@Brightly-Colored_Goth]

@@Klabbity_Kloots I love what you did with this^^

[@shominamimoto7137]

omg kaeya

[@あこ-u9o]

Congratulations on hitting one million sub's. This guy really makes my day when he uploads. Thank you, you are a good man

[@narayasuiryoku1397]

Already ? I remember when he had less than 100k

[@andrewsnow605]

welp im escaping dog man just fine becuase i have a fucking cat

[@モハメドアブソル-t7x]

とうこうしゃは むだんてんのりやろう

[@emmanuelbanzonproductions3358]

World: **War in Russia & Ukraine** Gen Z: **chuckles** **makes memes about war**

[@wintergray1221]

I am atheist, but even I have to admit it's spooky that War is following Pestilence. Next comes Famine and Death.

[@zanegames2849]

the last book i read was "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein i am now afraid of sidwalks i don't want to be assassinated where the sidwalk ends >:( why Shel WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THOSE POEMS SO GOOD

[@DryWallMockery]

cross the street coward

[@planetfall5056]

2:56 Of all the things "Yet" broke me.

[@Nova-bv5qb]

Thanks for putting the thumbnail first, subbed!

[@isacocca3187]

6:53 the whole ancient Rome is coming for me (latin school book)

[@keylimepie3602]

I have to survive an adolescent teen that’s suffering from a crippling disease stuck randomly somewhere in South America. I’m ok.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Ah yes, the 3 GF options: - Thick-Skinned - Thin-Skinned - Skinned

[@beastdynasty6221]

“Don’t have teeth. Yet.” That took me 5 seconds but then I was like WOAAAAAHHH!!

[@vixster6977]

just like how it took 5 seconds to last in tha-

[@beastdynasty6221]

@@vixster6977 🤨📸

[@jyawshter]

2:48 watashi going to kill Jess

[@あこ-u9o]

"Dies from cringe"

[@TotallyNotSpyro]

25:09 | Belgium : *sweats a lot and start praying *

[@Starfeather_19]

Jerusalem: **sweats profusely to the point of dehydration**

[@Jason_Nighthawk]

Me: This is entertaining

[@bananaknox3861]

Congrats daily does for 1M

[@hushfur]

7:53 BRO CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC SAW THIS OMGGGG IM DYING

[@Builder_NoobYT]

1 Million subs do be mighty fine doe

[@demiurge5463]

28:00 look at pure happiness at that boys face

[@tehdogefather6546]

This guy always delivers the goods 😎

[@thegamingcow5072]

29:25 That one took me a second, this was what happened: Me: Wait, that doesn't make se- wait... oh. OH. *Screenshots picture to send to friend while crying of both laughter and sadness*

[@BelgianBrexit]

Congratulations on 1M. You Were and Is the Memes of my Life.

[@Balljiggler.247]

I literally saw the 3rd one a week ago I think and I saw the same comment and was choking on my food (the 1st one was pretty cursed tho)

[@caleb6958]

I just played smash bros for the 3ds and I now see the first meme.

[@anonimanonim2710]

18:47 I genuinely thought he was referring to a human female lol

[@itzdubstep1265]

1:38 ok that one got me pretty well XD

[@eclipse_stxr9353]

The protagonist out to kill me is a cat called fire star IMA BOUT TO EAT CAT FOR BREAKFAST lmao

[@thedevil2325]

Super-Scared-Of-Clowns-Man.

[@amratashbaghel6628]

0:10 I see 5... It's-a Mario!

[@dominicanemperor28]

0:57 I pick random children if they are over 3

[@captainpolar2343]

6:53 Me (and my class) reading Touching Spirit Bear: PANIK!

[@Shar3dAccount]

Slowly watching the bots reply to the comments

[@toeseater2855]

(Probably gonna be barraged by people spamming didn't ask) but I was there when the 0:12 happened

[@Spoingus_BarnApple]

Didn’t ask But still cool

[@ryanarthur5035]

:10 The best choice out of the GF options is none my hobbies are the love of my life

[@amratashbaghel6628]

8:10 Michael Jackson didn't even jack his son

[@filipnovotny4918]

The czechs: *looks at parts of their history* Also the czechs at 25:07: "It's rewind time."

[@505_Fei]

6:52 Guess I'm getting killed by a dead person

[@blademaster2390]

6:46 Then I have a black-ops team from the future (3 special-forces marines, a spy, an AI, an anthropologist, and a super-soldier with powered assault armor, plus maybe a stealth ship, two dropships with FTL capability, and a giant walker with a machine gun and lock-on missiles) coming after me… Been nice knowing you, everyone.

[@YismirGoldFingers]

The fact youtube can't handle the word cancer is so amusingly stupid

[@SandshrewEnthu1]

gj on 1mil!

[@potatokitty]

Idk some disabilities I understand but others are a no go.

[@tibby4503]

The thumbnail makes me nostalgic for the Smash 4 days.

[@derekthomas3636]

john wilks booth

[@strangecolouredbird]

DAILY DOSE OF MEEMES ARE BRILLIANT

[@FateAbridger_Ppg]

0:11 "i see 4" (remote controlled bombs hidden in the oval office explode) "whoops."

[@red_shooter69420]

2:15 my first is ivan second semes and I thought it said semes so I was scared and I noticed I says sem n

[@worldssmallestdestron7819]

5:54 AMERICA. 13:19 Putin pudding.

[@Awestinbradford5069]

6:44 just started Dante's The Inferno

[@ElementEarth100]

17:00 im not filled with distress. we gon have a paint scraper fight

[@Life-Sky]

14:48 lmao those comments

[@AdonanS]

You know, I thought that story about the JAV actress was true at first, but then I thought about it a bit. Spunk is thick, but it's still more liquid than solid. Unless her lungs were flooded with the stuff, which would only have happened if she were drowning in a literal swimming pool of spooge, she would have been able to cough up any that got in her windpipe.

[@Griffin050A1t]

My boyfriend is German, hold on for a second…

[@lhe5793]

Me who waiting that reporter frog do report me

[@mhamultiverseguardnovember1467]

25:08 America: "Ready to have more suns dropped on you Japan?"

[@cocothepom-pom9143]

Accidentally sharpen the pencil too much and And now looks like a sword

[@mOwOterboat]

7:20 as a furry, agree to all 3 of them

[@minaashido518]

14:06 well of course that failed it’s clearly a lime

[@southernflatland]

17:42 - You pour more gas on them, duh.

[@danninmatthews5640]

24:30 Meeting alternate versions of myself from time periods and alternate universes.

[@Nigersaurus069]

the god damn last one man, i wish i never learned english

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

I'm sorry, you said you had to censor the words "jew" and "fart"? What is KZbin censorship on?

[@Starfeather_19]

All the drugs, and also some "magic mushrooms"

[@xenodragon2168]

10:40 one is 1000iq moment

[@kycadajones708]

4:50 No. It's a hit hit and run.

[@waffle_the_axolotl]

"THE PROTAGONIST OF THE BOOK YOU LAST READ IS OUT TO KILL YOU. DO YOU SURVIVE?" *me whi just read it* well... shi-

[@cat89133]

Your pet dies. OR 10 random ppl die Me: Which Pet?

[@74wf]

*owns a zoo*

[@Butterstheholycat]

0:12 I see 5. Thick, thin, none, disabled and smash bros.

[@rhys4792]

8:53 school's dismissed early

[@PeterTheBoredOne]

8:25 "Sick it in, Vladdy Daddy"

[@remarkablyshinydoorknob]

I’M AS DANGEROUS AS A DINOSAUR! FEAR ME! also why is the word “poop” censored?? would youtube really take a video down just because it has the word “poop”-?

[@tiptoptom8497]

6:50 the last book i read was misery by stephen king, spoiler alert i dont think a man with a foot and a thumb missing can do much

[@stalin5267]

12:20 BRUH ukraine is litterally did that for EIGHT YEARS

[@cam3llia__]

That lemon looks awful green

[@scarlettehong3399]

26:30 So I name it "Brownie"? That'd actually be a cute name tho...

[@heavymetal3264]

12:02 if you cant beat them join them

[@thegamingsnail5119]

18:21 I REALLY needed context until the comment.

[@mrcleanswifeymrcleanswifey843]

God bless Reporter Pete lol

[@blurryphan7578]

11:13 lol I had to use that and it was terrifying

[@hiamelshazly862]

It’s actually VERY FUNNY AHAHAHA

[@aryadeeproy3715]

Congrats on 1M dude. And BTW, thumbnail is applicable for a pp too lmao!

[@peacefultime3244]

0:52 oh heeeey its onlyjayus

[@acemcsandwich1949]

I saw the onlyjayus one live

[@Charlescarder]

Where is my tv commentary pepe

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

23:13 isnt that a russian game?

[@trumankim6484]

Welcome to Bosnia

[@acemcsandwich1949]

Watashi going to kill myself 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PeterTheBoredOne]

14:05 Bro unlocked a reverse sharingan

[@justmememe]

20:27 not something you want to hear when you get prostate exam

[@rasalhewage7404]

9:45: i want ready for that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Apotheris]

1:56 DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE A... H O L Y S H # T

[@ExDixionconderoga]

8:33 Facts. It’s actually true

[@RazyrDiarmait]

Some weird censorship on these videos.

[@konstantinhorizon]

Omg, I'm supposed to see memes, not politics

[@Cantaloupe-no69qe]

2:42 *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@minaashido518]

What kind of monsters would choose pet 0:55

[@flaretheartist]

6:47 Im gonna have to fight a lawyer that can shoot guns, a roudy 8 yr old, and her 13 yr old brother

[@tredershorts]

10:05 last time I looked, the Ukrainian president, was hiding in a bunker, not fighting on the battlefield....

[@thenonkiller2999]

I hate the last one

[@Sekczion]

0:12 i see a 5 option men

[@etlleyog2883]

6:44 heroes of olympus blood of olympus im screwed

[@TechGuy.]

9:10 its supposed to open and swallow things whole like an anoconda

[@jackwhite8020]

4:36 what is that video?

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

26:15 Rhythm heaven

[@shaggy8046]

I read a book called doom

[@BobRossCat]

6:45 I'm gonna kick the shit out of you Fireheart

[@AnarchyAnarch]

20:10 Hagrids wand was snapped in half...