POKEMON MEMES 14

[@jammeranimated2627]

*Trainer* : GEODUDE USE ROCK SMASH! *Geodude* : * smashes rock *Geodude* : *stares at his hand filled with rocks and the broken rock before him "What have I done! I killed another one against my will." *returns into his cave within the pokeball and ponders "Is this cave made of me or is me made of cave?" *Incoherent rock Screams

[@pepperonipizza8200]

He is made of cave.

[@ike-steel]

@@pepperonipizza8200 I would scream too if I was forced into a cave with walls made of my own flesh, while being forced to destroy walls

[@Mynameishassan0]

He is made of rock and cave is also rock

[@traci1261]

oh my god this actually made me think

[@traci1261]

WAIT A MINUTE HE SMASHED A ROCK?!?!?!?

[@rotten7777]

Ash is strong enough that Mewtwo dodged his punch.

[@lipesonictails]

I had a stroke reading this

[@V1_the_farmer]

@@lipesonictails how

[@CanonGuts]

The child is a demon lmao 💀

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

how

[@ike-steel]

They had to nerf Ash because he was strong enough to literally DIE and the RESURECT HIMSELF. And that is how we got chubby Alolan Ash

[@LincolnPeddle]

Which one of these is a steel type: > A dragon with heavy armour and A LITERAL AX FOR A MOUTH (Haxorus) > A girl with a mouth on her head (Mawile)

[@PikaPotterhead07]

4:06 I asked my dad (who only knows Pikachu and Eevee) and he said "well, I would think the one on the right, but since it's Pokémon, I'm guessing the left."

[@BenjaBanana]

LOL

[@thisgooberisinmanyasylums]

You basically: WRONG ITS THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT ITS BOTH-

[@PikaPotterhead07]

@@thisgooberisinmanyasylums "well acktually it's only the left because Charizard isn't a dragon type 🤓🤓🤓"

[@thisgooberisinmanyasylums]

@@PikaPotterhead07 A-uh…..oh. Yeah, that checks out.

[@maysee2515]

He's already figured out their nonsense and isn't having any of it lol

[@WhittyYT]

Finally somebody acknowledges the battle cats

[@Snesthekeleton]

The cats would win

[@piotrciesielski7907]

​@@SnesthekeletonNo diff

[@FutureUnknown]

​@Snesthekeleton A. Baha probably would kill everything, along with yukimura and other rushers, and also cyber punk and freezers would probably just end them

[@user-fr4hg8md5p]

Plus they just have all the Greek gods

[@ki-teecuatgamerz]

WAIT U KNOW THE BATTLE CATS!?

[@shadowwriter329]

2:25 toss Togepi into the attack. He is immune so he will take no damage and you can catch him afterwards.

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

Skelidirge: Dex number is 911. Me: Looks at duraladon with confusion.

[@Awildsalamenceappeared]

Oh wait

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

@@Awildsalamenceappeared get it? XD

[@Awildsalamenceappeared]

@@LocalGiganfan1980 yes 2001

[@Prince_Eva_Huepow]

And that's why Galar and Paldea restricted who's allowed in....until some Zoroark screwed them over.

[@Awildsalamenceappeared]

Torch song is super effective againts duraladon

[@tyshawnstubbs9315]

Ash got the lifting strength of actual fighting type pokemon to the point its terrifying XD

[@michaelkowal3230]

But it dropped in the newer generations since he can't pick up a log anymore

[@tyshawnstubbs9315]

@@michaelkowal3230 man learn he lesson after Mewtwo smacked him back during that one movie XD

[@ldplays5663]

​@@tyshawnstubbs9315 underrated comment.

[@hunterrhoades1813]

Ash misunderstood how to use an HM and he learned Strength. It was super effective!

[@stevenskeystone1635]

"The surgery has a 90% success rate" If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate.

[@weirdvalari]

Hail yeah

[@rlryckman8441]

y'all are some "mighty" soldiers to know about him...

[@semihozen238]

14:46 I cannot believe they forgot -Kricketune- LELELEWOOOP!!

[@XanderKuro]

He said "anymore", Kricketune is old AF.

[@Oscarus4250]

I think cries of Skeledirge and Cetitan are iconic as well

[@merpiuschip]

In the Ultra Necromoza fight I just used a dark type Z move (Darkest Lariat upgraded and normal Darkest Lariat) and used my other pokemon for place holders for revives. If you chose Litten, you are winning that fight.

[@comicraftergameing2002]

So you did not just one shot him

[@mexxhan5981]

Actually, now that I think about it, all of the Alolan starters' secondary typings (Ghost, Dark, Fairy) are good against Ultra Necrozma.

[@bFreezin]

I beat Ultra Necrozma with a Gengar and Aegislash

[@remingtoncarlyon6373]

i just chose a whole team of mimikyu's then had the totem one start the fight, got many revives's and w/ a specail way two use z-moves 2 times in the battle w/ the mimikuyiam z, it was challangeing but i took down that beast, i did it first try, and i chose litten

[@merpiuschip]

@@comicraftergameing2002 That was only because of Iron Defense. It is hard to deal with it once that happens.

[@deadlydingus1138]

18:11 Not really anyone’s favorite, but it still dances happily despite not being as loved as others of its type in its native game. Looks huggable but probably isn’t.

[@Qualicabyss]

Ludicolo

[@free2play-previouslyanvesh508]

Goodra?

[@CherryMochiii]

Bewear?

[@flarethetitanpea5358]

Jynx....

[@CherryMochiii]

Mimikyu?

[@phantom9831]

12:30 Never thought I'd see a Battle cats reference

[@1withthelion]

I like how Adaman is the calm and reasonable one and Irida flys off the handle bashing everything he stands for, the fact Adaman wears blue and Irida wears red makes it even better, points if you get what I’m implying

[@piotrciesielski7907]

12:30 The cat army would win. High HP pokemon? Use a nuker like Greater Barlog Cat, who deals OVER 100K BASE DAMAGE High damage pokemon? Use a tanker, like Almighty Hades, with OVER 600K BASE HP Visibly long distance move? Use a rusher, like Awakened Bahamut Cat, who is also a nuker (85K damage) Visibly short distance attack? Use an long distance cat, like cyberpunk cat with 800 range, which is enormous Pokemon afflicting debuffs? Curse them with, example: Kasli or Dasli Fast, single target attacks? Stall them with meatshields, like Ramen cat, who's fucking broken Attacks in a wave-like pattern? Use a wave blocker, like octopus cat And pokemon battles are max 2v2, but pokemon vs The Battle Cats will be easly 2v50 Another bonus is cats can passively buff eachother, in form of cat combos, like the so-called "bio-bone" composed of "biohazard" and "Bony bone" cat combos!

[@GabrielGimnich]

Dialga Froze the cat army in place by stopping time around them. That or Palkia thanos snapped them out of reality.

[@V1_the_farmer]

@@GabrielGimnich yeah but mostly all cat units can one shot their small hp

[@anacruz7421]

Battle cats be like: I’d win

[@Zlegotube]

Depends on the skill tbh, no strat they get annihlated, but with proper strategy, they can win

[@WeChillen]

Yeah, if we are talking about in game stats.. but if we are talking about lore ..... **reads battle cats lore** Nope NVM the cats win

[@TurtleChad1]

A turtle approves of these memes

[@devinnall2284]

0:13 Brock has never successfully seduced a single woman... ever

[@MesonicPrism733]

And yet, he tries

[@sparkypikachu7776]

And like where do they get Ash as an atheist?? I mean in the pokeverse he's literally met Arceus i think

[@kingofturtlestk7308]

Though there were a few women who had fallen in love with him.

[@Cingiturvin]

The thumbnail/First one has me stumped.

[@CsnlGuy_Da_Goadt]

The cat army has a dark round flying cat, that follows when someone grabs mozzarella time

[@jessewyatt5783]

during my first playthrough of pokemon when i was little, i remember getting a combee and being like "holy moly this is gonna win me the game" and then 57 levels later i found out only the female ones evolve.

[@SiriusFrostalite]

17:11 i never expected ultrakill meme template be used for pokemon, and it's cursed as hell

[@Derppudding404]

2:24 considering we saw togepi in the manga one shot a tyranitar, that larvesta should be scared

[@FaolanMacDuncan]

That was a Larvitar, not Larvesta

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

13:27 just shows that Dawn and Team Rocket supported Ash the most.

[@TheRedMan77]

Team Rocket raised Ash more than his actual parent's. I wouldn't be surprised if they showed up for his wedding (With whomever it may be).

[@TheMannalKidsyt]

0:35 I wish it was the kind on the left

[@TheEpic_Quagsire]

4:41 is that even a question **spams button**

[@shinystarmiestudios4179]

The first one: Since it's made of rock, Geodude is made of Cave.

[@Levia1han_]

Finally someone made a meme about clawitzer. I am beyond happy

[@sussygojira4121]

Geodude isn't going insane just because of that thought. *It's because he feels like he's being watched. And he is.* I imagine you're battling the God of Time, and he just yells: *THE CURRENT TIME IS 12:47 P.M.!*

[@Poipolelover]

(That last part. Me: That sounds confusing. Also me: 😂 literally laughing my ass off)

[@portiac6097]

3:59 hey is everyone going to ignore the 2 other non turtles

[@megaaggron9778]

I mean shuckle is kinda a turtle, avalugg makes no sense tho.

[@Jawbreaker8k]

You could use Tera electric fan Rotom to remove any weaknesses

[@ThunderPlaysBrawlStars]

No way! Snorlax can’t have leftovers… he doesn’t leave anything on his plate

[@Wyann_FDS]

HOLY FUCK THE EXPECTATION AND REALITY OF TERASTALIZE WAS JUST PERFECT

[@RandomDude1487]

12:29 close fight

[@hikari5964]

7:58 3 days? That's tame.... I carried the milk for months or even years 😂

[@yardendrori8118]

14:46 hypno

[@CobaltPerseverance154]

12:26 Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@V1_the_farmer]

I’m guessing, cat army bc they defeated god himself, three times

[@lordaragon901]

I’ve played battle cats, the cat army has multiple Arceus level fighters and MANY who even scale above that so, yeah 1 of every Pokémon is getting stomped…

[@lucassmith4137]

15:07 I feel SO BAD for this Smeargle right now.

[@ImyIsStillHere]

That's unfair, most of Ash's friends watched on TV, how da flip do u expect Clemont to Bring Bonnie on a plane over to Galar, when last time he left his gym he came back to find his AI had let in a criminal organisation?

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

Yeah! Also back to some of the others: May and Serena are performers, and Max isn't a trainer still. Brock is a doctor, and Cilan was with Brock at the time. Goh's doing Project Mew and was upset he'd miss it. Iris is a *Champion*, she probably had to do some business back there I assume. Then there's the Alola Gang, Lillie would need to have permission to go, because her father just got back in her life and has to get used to being in Alola, and probably felt like he's been in Galar long enough along with Lillie needing to bond with him now, there's also the fact she's only left Alola with her family to find Mohn and that one time during a school field trip, back when her family barely, if ever, bonded with her! So I'm guessing, Lillie most likely wasn't given permission to go! As for the rest of the Alola Gang, they probably wanted to go in person, but felt bad Lillie most likely wasn't allowed to head to Galar while they probably could, so they chose to watch it from TV with her to make it fair. More evidence to back that up: Lillie was jealous when Mallow and Lana went to watch the Masked Royal/Kukui battle without her knowing about the plan. How broken do you think Lillie would've been, if the rest of the Alola gang, chose to go to Galar to cheer Ash on in person, when Lillie wasn't even given that option?

[@ImyIsStillHere]

@@aureliamastergoomba1278 I totally agree essessially with Brock and Lillie . I was just using the Lumiose siblings as an example because they were my favourite .

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

@@ImyIsStillHere based picks not gonna lie!

[@ImyIsStillHere]

@@aureliamastergoomba1278 I shall be based forever

[@sauronawdi8999]

1:29 so their names are Quad weak to ice? since when they changed their names?

[@Honey_Bee_10]

11:22 I have the perfect rental team. Magnetron, Ditto, Porygon.

[@HeyLookItsFNaFb]

13:32 taught me that Iron Valiant's ability can't be changed. I'm amazed that I'm still learning more about these things

[@sophiebear546]

Im a Christian, who actually grew up watching these, INCLUDING POKEMON.😌✌🏻 I swear the 2nd one killed me so badly I almost puked. 🤣💀 Like some don't know how to make a difference between fantasy, fiction, and reality

[@Deadlygamer2k19]

The cat army, I'm sorry but they got full on guns, nukes, and history on their side

[@Prince_Smugarina]

I still don't get why they don't throw Combee or Salandit a bone and let them evolve. They can have weaker stats than their counterpart, but give'em SOMETHING. Give wild Vespiqueen's a chance to hold "Royal Honey" which could be an evolution item for Male Combee. Whatif? In the Wild, Vespiquen would give her most trusted subordinates a portion of her "Royal Honey" which would allow them to evolve into the Vaunted "Vespiknight" and join her as her royal guards. They're fiercely loyal, boast powerful defense, and are known for a particularly potent self-sacrificing offensive attack. 'Signature Move' Final Sting. Essentially a bug-type Explosion/Self-destruct. Male Salandit who participate in X Double Battles with a Salazzle will evolve into her "favorite" A very much doting lil reptile whose average size sits between Salazzle and its Base form named "Salasimp" XD

[@maysee2515]

I like the concept

[@ARandomEnaFan]

5:53 0_0

[@Frimpa-MJEB]

5:08 This is what will happen when Starter squad end 🤣

[@roshi1181]

𝔸ℝ𝕀𝕊𝔼, 𝕄𝕐 𝔹ℝ𝕆𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ, 𝔸ℝ𝕀𝕊𝔼!

[@digitalmythril8594]

18:16 The best member of the worst type.

[@AI-DreigonGPT]

15:00 the best New scream is Kilowattrel

[@ValiTheSaltMan]

18:11 most people find its base stage cute, but no one aside from me would really call that Pokémon their favourite. It’s in the Gen 3 and the Gen 5 dex, but you can find it’s base stage and the middle stage in Gen 4 Postgame, specifically a Pearl exclusive

[@flarethetitanpea5358]

Ambipom?

[@ValiTheSaltMan]

@@flarethetitanpea5358 no

[@MS17199]

Roserade?

[@VanBlader13]

7:16 why shiny version it’s scarlet and violet

[@aidenshadow4020]

Doc: this surgery has a 90% success rate MandJtv: if it’s not 100% it’s 50%

[@lilboygthorns7373]

14:53 Kilowattrel, I can never forget that its cry is just a scream

[@Patchworkball_25]

12:29, a good question, actually, there's alot of strong battle cats (Ururun Wolf, Awoken Bahamut, ECT) and Alot of strong Pokemon (Arceus, Rayquaza, ECT)

[@frostle523]

7:30 1 reason why Rillaboom doesn’t actually break the extinct grass theory: Gigantopithecus

[@Kinokoumori]

18:16 It spooky and kinda wants to steal your soul, but according to another spin-off game it's also kinda narcissistic and flamboyant with its lil arms. It's middle stage is also my Pokemon Zodiac according to the TVs in BW

[@dogindagrass]

Huh, where did they get the Turtonator PMD sprite?

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

The devs: "Okay, each type needs a few weaknesses, so let's make one of them ice" Also the devs: "Let's constantly add a second typing that's also 2x weak to ice" The fandom: "And you wonder why we don't keep a dragon on our team longer than it takes to finish evolving it"

[@nicolobrozzoni6368]

After all the 4x ice weaknesses they be like: You know what, i'm sick of this, i'll create Kommo-o, who isn't that weak to ice Btw he will be 4x weak to fairy, which is probably worse

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

@@nicolobrozzoni6368 just like Hydreigon (or however it's spelled) and Roaring Moon, with the Dragon-Dark type

[@UltramanMaxfromLatveria]

Metagross is closer to a spider, than a turtle

[@romanhammack1895]

Kind of a tough question considering that technically The Battle cats would be aiming for the flip and knees of the Pokemon trainer and they basically have just as many Battle cats as Pokemon and they can have several of them at a Time 12:29

[@joshuadavis9216]

That's true 😂monster energy drink has no grounds 😂😂😂

[@jadenthemasteratkins1853]

The first one is me when some random guy leaked the cursed scrapped Pokémon cursed stories

[@Marblesoda821]

"Unnecessary HMs" Idk why there's so much Strength slander, both Strength and Surf are pretty good, especially Waterfall and Rock Climb in later gens

[@deboraluz27]

8:40 i am definetly missing something right?

[@Prince_Eva_Huepow]

Throw soil at it to know

[@voguefurret]

Fire / Rock is a vulnerable type combination, It's quad weak to both Ground and Water. Altough, Hisuian Arcanine has access to Rock Head + Head Smash so offensivly it ends up quite strong.

[@UhhGuysSomethinsWrongWithRaven]

16:07 the pelican had his arm above the screw so the girl isnt hurt

[@anchacham2971]

The charmanda to jesus though💀💀💀💀

[@Yippee6810]

"Discribe any of the 1010 pokemon and I will try to guess it." Me: Turtle.

[@kayleighboileau5610]

At 4:41 I was like WHERE IS MY AUTOCLICKER

[@Stormz45]

5:12 got me laughing so hard!

[@MSMSooza-cr1kb]

4:08 should've used alolan execcutor

[@maysee2515]

19:30 primeape

[@dgparel897]

1:10 Ok He just made Ice type sound like it is the best typing in Pokemon because it can counter those dragons, I feel like Ice is a glass cannon

[@Ralsie37]

9:27 💀

[@theanimationnation6501]

You cant lose something you don't have 4:42

[@Vee-the-eevee]

EXACTLY

[@bbbkkk4532]

12:30 obviously the cat army, they have.. Courier cat for fire types and b i g pokemon Kasa Jizo for dark types Anti-relics for grass types Eraser Duo Critters for steel types Tons of other units for basically everything else

[@crimson_king3350]

12:29 That is actually a good question ngl.

[@Vitoluubs733]

16:09 me when i see a bug: Oh boy, time to crash this game 6 times in a row

[@Yuki_Qween]

0:10 i like how evey one is "evil" and misti is just women

[@beastmaster0934]

2:36 God damn it, not the coma theory again!

[@anacruz7421]

Fr

[@pacmasterodh9029]

9:20 the anime logic would likely work against Chespin since this is probably Ash's Noivern, and he is saying that so he can get a free win

[@DiamondEmpyrean8273]

1:29 What about Quad weak to fairies? 1:43 We gonna have a rap battle here?

[@HermitCrabbie]

At 14:57 don't forget about dynamaxed stunfisked and alpha kricketune

[@GabsWorld-nm6gn]

4:29 Best kanto starter:Squitle Me: that should be bulbasaur

[@V1_the_farmer]

12:30 maybe the cat army, they have some pretty powerful things that destroyed god himself, like can can

[@luandao61]

12:29 this is very debatable there is 2 gods and you can just spam fast stuff in battle cats but just use palkia or giratina to wipe em all out

[@Grass_guy_9987]

12:53 Pokémon needs to go through and say this fighter jet dragon is only 2 inches taller than a pink cat we should probably rethink that

[@Shinysuicuneforlife]

1:17 SO THATS WHY MY LEVEL 10O SHINY RAYQUAZA WAS ONE SHOT BY A TERASTALIZED LEVEL 100 CHIEN PAO, ITS 4X WEAK TO ICE(thats just sad)

[@Nugget_L0RD97]

2048 My grandson: My favorite region is Kalos, it has the best games 40 year old me: SO your a man of culture

[@tituswaugh4367]

these memes are giving me so many reason why I should just stick to gen 1 only and ONLY choose missingno.

[@m4c13j8]

OK Boomer

[@tituswaugh4367]

@@m4c13j8 Didn’t mean it literally, but I overall like Missingno, being the glitch enthusiast I am.

[@icannotthinkofahandletouse]

0:44 he’s just a cat guy

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

What is up with the Pokémon fandom and coma’s?

[@bigbosspanda1976]

Geodude is clearly made of cave don’t worry guys.

[@Mr_sigmaballs]

Ayo😳

[@clawapex1017]

18:16: a dog sized floofy creature with big floof around its neck and a big bushy tail, brown all over

[@JVMJR]

2:28 oh no... the ash's coma theory again...

[@neBen_]

Day 3 of asking for DDLC Memes

[@TurtleChad1]

Based

[@Mynameishassan0]

Espathra’s cry is unique

[@-pokemoon-]

Persian with the ring pop XD

[@世界-イシュタル]

Fans: "When you think about it, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) has been ten years old for twenty-six years. When the heck is he finally gonna become a teenager?" Pokemon Anime Producer: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[@thisgooberisinmanyasylums]

2:41 AWWWW HELL NAHHHH (I actually said this in real time)

[@-._Ahmad_.-]

0:00, It's simple, they are both made of rock