TRY NOT TO SAY HOL' UP 74

[@UnitedAgainstDegeneracy]

I pressed this by accident now im going to watch it

[@whatislife7891]

Bro, me too

[@crockowithglocko576]

Was it worth it?

[@thatonebookreader6726]

Absolutely

[@visionary3172]

"Story of my life" -Your dad

[@Somebody65251]

Same

[@bigmi2ke]

"Long time". Time is relative to your experience. 5 seconds of kissing feels like less than a heartbeat. 5 seconds with your hand on a red hot stove feels like an eternity. A year doesn't seem very long until you're locked up for one.

[@ireneparkin3360]

8:05:- to give context to the head line, the couple went on the Jeremy Kyle show to have a sibling test. Unlike paternity tests, which test's for who the dad is, this test's whether two people are siblings or half siblings. The head line pretty much tells you what happened. All I'm guessing that there was a lot of awkward questions at the next family gathering.

[@HeatherRider]

6:07 Maybe now he'll learn not to rob people's houses. 😂

[@carpet8336]

"Whenever you feel useless, remember that grey carpets like me exists" -Carpet

[@ngotemna8875]

Thank you, Carps. Very inspiring

[@bitgrenadier5798]

2:25 they didn't think to pull the handle UP rather than push it down

[@handlesRdumb]

16:10 low insulin is an indicator of undiagnosed diabetes. I don't think there is a condition that would give you an insulin overdose.

[@williuscaesar1654]

Or bury you 10 feet deep either

[@rajeshwaridas5835]

I think it's called insulin resistance; the insulin overdose thing.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

0:00 Obi-Wan Kenobi : *[ VISIBLE CONFUSION ]*

[@thewarroom1944]

13:08 Clocky meet my Glocky.

[@keyshawngurley6731]

2:50 I wanna do this so bad

[@aleksandarvil5718]

1:12 CHAD 💯

[@slimysalad1417]

9:41 “Shut up Meg”

[@ClonserHalphalive]

12:41 I was not expecting the end

[@_Pix_]

21:16 please explain why this one is wrong?? Am I missing something?

[@acornopolis]

I think it's all the downvotes it got

[@Eyestudio11]

10:00 I was expecting reply to involve girl's dad, but alas it was about a lollipop.

[@arturslunga3415]

0:15 srsly what is dude´s name? Johio?

[@roringusanda2837]

I been thru all of em I can think of...it ain't any of em! 🐙Jalifornia, Jentucky, Jarkansas, Jennsylvania...Jode Island, Jermont...Jexas...

[@simplysquamb]

Jaine?

[@shloman_j3582]

jansas

[@realmenhavelittledogs2661]

@@F4NG3DG0DSSYS Lol, Jutah takes the cake, although Jew Mexico is pretty close

[@rustyjones7908]

Jew Mexico , jew Jersey, and jew York make me laugh

[@f7634]

Hol'up wait a minute something aint right

[@maximilienfrancoismarieisi1182]

0:12 Me : You leave my boy Jew Mexico alone... he didn't hurt anyone.

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

Technically, chivalry was a set of rules for how knights should behave so it didn't apply to commoners. It was established by the Catholic Church to counter an endemic of violence. As such, the rules for how they treat women/ladies was to keep them from being violent. So... "Don't be rude to another man's wife or daughter and you won't have to worry about a fight." Just saying, it *really* doesn't apply to "strong independent women". Edit: just for clarification, it wasn't that they were necessarily worried about how they knights treated women. It was so other knights wouldn't get violent when annoyed at how their sister, mother, wife or other woman they cared about was treated. So, again, it *really* doesn't apply to "strong independent women who don't need no man" as they don't have a man who would be offended and violent on their behalf.

[@WASDLeftClick]

Also the more modern conception of ‘chivalry’ is awful and sexist anyway, have basic respect for all adults and adjust accordingly to respect or lack thereof given in turn.

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

@@WASDLeftClick I guess that depends on your definition of the "modern definition of 'chivalry'.". Everyone seems to have different definition of exactly what that means so I generally stick with what you say with generally trying to be nice until the other person annoys me. Then again, I also assume that other people are idiots until proven otherwise as well so... There's that. In my defense, I'm usually right.

[@benjaminadjei8838]

9:29 Behold the ultimate lifeform!

[@codezilla2382]

Longtime love? She’s 23, hopefully that longtime was less than 5 years cause that’s illegal

[@SkiDockAustin]

HOL’ UP.

[@aymanachkaj3333]

Inironicly interesting!

[@nopeadoodle7]

If it weren't for the whole long time love thing, I'd give him a pass. I dated a guy 27 years older than me when I was 22 but I'd only known him for 2 years. Not a whole lot of wiggle room at 23. 🤣🤣

[@jimberry5318]

Ewwww

[@righty-o3585]

What differdnce does it make that Dane Cooks girlfriend is 23? Is she an adult? Yes . Is it consentual, I'm assuming it is. Then mind ya business

[@darylefleming1191]

20:25 "Hurricane tip: ..." Why do I see bloody fingers?

[@ImagineABear]

Oh. Don't mind me, I am trying to figure out what's wrong with the Hurricane Tip.

[@danii.withroblox]

What if I said “HOLD UP” instead of “HOL’ UP” 😂😏

[@yellow_protogen]

No 👎

[@aster..thefirst5210]

9:06 I- damn

[@drydogg]

At least my girl isn't built like Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

[@jcauley9]

Jalaska

[@whittney8955]

Did Dane Cook raise her? Is that what "long time love" means in this scenario? 😂😟🤢

[@jacobklang6693]

Probably never liked Dane cook Waiting was the best thing he's done

[@Outlaw7263]

Well there are stories of older people marrying people they knew since they were babies. Just look at Woody Allen.

[@MX.Unicorn1999]

Good doggies

[@drydogg]

I'm going out on limb, here, but who names his son Juerto Rico, and how does he get game with a name like that?

[@ninjax6276]

4:43 Sad part is, im pretty sure she looks like that because of a condition where your legs stay skinny but the rest builds up fat easily. Saw it irl once with someone.

[@arthurdavid9354]

9:50 Bro... How ?

[@TheSniper133]

13:38 Capybara

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

As an MBTI nerd (INTJ btw), I was very surprised about that 12:03 manage to get here. If you don't know what MBTI types are, just write me a comment and I will explain it to you.

[@buf4936]

2:31 why is lgbtq semi blurred out?

[@thewintersgem7341]

6:02 i am from australia and cant confirm about that but cu*t is very used

[@jimbobeire]

yours or your mother's?

[@slyreviews6363]

Why does shoplifter have to be censored bro who gonna get offended 😭😭😭

[@quinnception631]

Shoplifters

[@laurentiucurca1626]

yes

[@tytoalba605]

10 years is my max adult dateing age range adult dateing starting at 20. Ie if 30 dateing a 20year olds ok not ideal but ok But past 10 years and nothats just wrong.

[@Outlaw7263]

I feel the same way

[@sethevans5318]

If by long time they mean 5 years or less than sure

[@extrage3061]

0.00 so ? it doesn't matter how old the man/woman is as long as the other partner is above the age of consent.

[@lllll6358]

0:01 What's the problem? Age gap?

[@9024tobi]

Well it does say long time love but she ain't even legal that long😏

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

Yeah the longest time it can be legal is 5 years which isn't *that* long it would be funnier if it was like 20

[@scottdixon2505]

Depends what 'long time love' actually means. I wouldn't consider 5 years to be a long time love, so if they've been together longer than that she wasn't legal...

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

I mean i'm british and 16 is age of consent so it would be 7 years and all the way up to 10 in Philippines, I would imagine it's still thought of a 40 and 13 year old there and i would consider long time to be about then but their names aren't very filipino

[@Outlaw7263]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Age of concent is not permission from the government for adults to date minors, it just means anyone from that age of concent can legally date anyone up to the age of 17 without being subject to statutory rape charges. Unless there's a Romeo and Juliet law involved but there's still some criteria that need to be met in that case.

[@ronulus1]

Sponges are Asexual, which puts SpongeBob as part of the LGBTQ+

[@Bobert2314]

Hol' up

[@gachawolf_frog4792]

Hi my name is gay I mean jay

[@redhotphoenixgamer6009]

Underrrated

[@lunar5541]

Hi

[@jaminbenv5145]

First time I got here early

[@toyotahavehorspower4003]

Elo

[@charlesdetorie8714]

damn

[@yaphong6297]

10:52 when women say that all men are after is sex. me: whose fault do you think it damn is y'all decided to eat an apple from a damn snake

[@aspenharton2496]

Oy, don't go blaming everyone for the actions of a single person my guy-

[@stampandscrap7494]

And you believe fairy stories.

[@blackhole_system]

6

[@T00.L4TE]

Why’d you black out “lgbtq” are you homophobic or something?

[@bruhvideos4943]

Yeah

[@zhanucong4614]

So he is homophobic homosapien

[@susbeeman1821]

Early

[@Demon_-tx7jm]

Second

[@duckie1397]

Hello

[@dosh9467]

Early

[@theakharizza2693]

Hi

[@theakharizza2693]

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