ULTIMATE MINECRAFT MEMES 3

[@MemePog]

*Never Ask!* *A woman: her age* *A man: his salary* *Mojang: how they got the panda death sound*

[@TheHotBlade]

Never ask: A woman - Her Age A man - His Salary MemePog - Why he bolded this entire comment. Oh yeah, for attention.

[@somerandomsniper5156]

@@TheHotBlade .....

[@THEprofessionalMoron]

@@TheHotBlade *sometimes bold makes it more funny*

[@LS-rp6yq]

@@THEprofessionalMoron YEAH I AGREED

[@GentleFrog1]

@@LS-rp6yq *If u agree then why didnt u bold it*

[@nwilson0420]

The "I came for Iron and got literally everything else" one is way too true. On a mining spree, I got 2 iron while have 47 diamonds

[@cne1976]

u got a fish as well? guessing from the pfp.

[@karimclellan3558]

lucky i got 3 hole double chests of iron and 3 diamonds 11 to 33 gold redstone 4 stacks lapizlazuli 3 stacks 10 double chests of coal WHY

[@cyberstorm8117]

Question, how did you get the diamonds, you didn't have enough iron for a picaxe

[@nwilson0420]

@@cyberstorm8117 2 iron as in what I mined. I ofc had more iron elsewhere

[@mavisinfinity]

One time I was looking for diamonds Only one diamond and SO MUCH IRON

[@MemePog]

Wandering Trader: *Exists* Minecraft Players: *Peace was never an option*

[@redstoneglitch4688]

Me when I see a wandering trader: *anger noises*

[@Flattithefish]

It’s an wandering scammer

[@captlegendary]

@@Flattithefish correct

[@leslie_2_k]

My llama now

[@FrozenBananaaa]

just kill the Llamas for leather and leads

[@destroyerofstreaks]

10:00 I cant... The memories... The pain of food being unstackable, The jumping into water randomly kills you, diamonds being as rare as your dad coming with the milk

[@LowBlix]

and the nether.. those piglins that one weird Christmas texture pack the background when you just get on the shadows...

[@eggyt1153]

Mojang: *changes the ore texture to make Minecraft colourblind friendly* Also Mojang: *has over 100 circular dyes*

[@a-british-villain]

Subtitles just be like...

[@bunkfoss50yearsago53]

Never ask A women: Her age A man: His salary Mojang: Why you can't find spy glasses in shipwrecks

[@gritzafur]

I looked at you name and was like, what the actual frick

[@bunkfoss50yearsago53]

@@gritzafur I've been fooling a lot of people lately funny you mention that.

[@ArcticArmy]

@@bunkfoss50yearsago53 you should also not spam comment

[@RepeatLawrence]

@@ArcticArmy Why does it bother you if he posts a couple jokes?

[@ArcticArmy]

@@RepeatLawrence No, hes posting the same comment about 3 times.

[@Subieghost]

20:24 Imagine using a villager instead of a tamed wolf for good

[@MJAYJR]

Me: finally finishes farm Creeper: so you’ve chosen death

[@ulikrichards]

This “Creeper” you speak of sounds like my friends… Jk, I don’t have any /:

[@MJAYJR]

@@ulikrichards lol

[@God-in8dv]

@@ulikrichards same

[@BasketballNsoccer]

You have only felt mild pain that happened to my 20 story wheat farm and it all floods and have to rebuild it

[@gigachadx4986]

I join minecraft in 2097

[@santiago-ou5gu]

9:59 i still remember classic crafting going in to the settings thank you my child hood is coming back

[@The_PerfectDark]

Never ask! A woman: her age. A men: his salary. Mojang: how it got the villager death sound.

[@teapartytaIes]

inspired by zach yes?

[@tinsakota3680]

By starting a raid and waiting for a pillager to kill a villager in real life

[@redwolf9744]

nice

[@Patrick-kl6qw]

Mojang:how it got the wolf death sound.

[@fridoxtheleemon]

Mojang: how it got the panda death sound.

[@monkey_boy42]

4:43 bedrock:am I joke to you!? 11:23 golden apples: I have decided that I want to die, instant health potions: what is life ,Food:Do I even exist?

[@MonkeyMod]

Actually the first one ain’t in game anymore

[@v0idisntavailable]

Mojang: Don’t ask how we got the death sounds. Players:**asks**

[@hiii350]

Cue the meme "thats so weird they just dissapeared" Not sure if i spelt it right lol

[@dxl___]

@@hiii350 “cue”

[@hiii350]

@@dxl___ uhh yes?

[@dxl___]

@@hiii350 yes “cue”

[@hiii350]

@@dxl___ ok

[@_THE_V0ID_]

I like when people make memes that are "are you this old?" Even though I'm older than the game itself

[@gamersodaguy]

Same

[@sheilacouzens1347]

Never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary Mojang: how they got the Axolotl death sound Mojang: why they even made the idea of the glowsquid

[@Giuseppina2011]

"Elf on a shelf" Christmas Tradition "Axolotl in a bottle" Minecraft's Birthday Tradition

[@luis_sirius8933]

The stupid wandering trader jumpscared me when i was escaping from baby zombie

[@EagerYoutuber]

Same thing happened to me, but I was getting chased by multiple zombies, and almost all of my armor was broken from fighting 3 Withers at once, so I built a tower right there, and used the dude as a decoy. In the morning, they were all dead, the Zombies were either killed by the Llamas (somehow?), or the sun. All that was left were 2 leads

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

same

[@carrot1c]

A wandering trader spawned when I placed a bed and slept while trying to find a village

[@magnagamer8256]

@@EagerKZbinr three withers and three baby zombies at once is on a whole new level of nightmare was it on Java

[@NebulaAviation1]

I've been playing since Minecraft was released, and I'm not upset about the ore texture changes at all. After all, I am colorblind.

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

I'm actually glad Mojang changed the Ore textures for colorblind people like you. I don't know why so many people are complaining about it.

[@NebulaAviation1]

@@GracemarieJohnson2763 yeah, it was a nice change

[@staysolidYT-RLDD-]

One solution: M I N E E V E R Y T H I N G

[@NebulaAviation1]

@@staysolidYT-RLDD- lmfao

[@dadams8]

stupid question, but how would you say you felt when mining before the ore texture change?

[@ackpyjamas9947]

Never ask! A woman: her age A man: his salary A fat girl: if she's pregnant Mojang: why they didn't add more use to the glowsquid

[@ashishanupamsharma983]

Goat having literally no use than milk am i a joke to you

[@ghudbob8613]

@@ashishanupamsharma983 atleast we didn't vote it in just because some green teletubby told us too so he can speed run easier

[@ashishanupamsharma983]

@@ghudbob8613 i have stopped dreaming

[@Kyrian247]

@@ashishanupamsharma983 what about scream

[@ackpyjamas9947]

@@ghudbob8613 I voted it because it looked pretty lel

[@scuttleboi19]

8:19 Finally someone who understands

[@scuttleboi19]

19:46 You can use flame arrows and the fire aspect book to do that instead

[@Georgiz160]

I feel like an epic gamer for watching the whole hour

[@bunkfoss50yearsago53]

Never ask A women: Her age A man: His salary Mojang: Why can't you find feathers in shipwrecks (because of parrots that might have been there before the crash)

[@theJuggla17]

i mean, the fact you had to explain says something

[@ellamaster2848]

I saw a commet like this

[@henriquedesousasilva9763]

Why are there not normal shipwrecks, with zombie pirates and a parrot?

[@bunkfoss50yearsago53]

@@ellamaster2848 What's that supposed to mean?

[@Toy_freddyofficial1]

@@bunkfoss50yearsago53 comments it was a typo hope I helped out there 😀

[@invalid_user_handle]

3:17 Me after making the resource pack that brings back the old textures: *Business is Boomin'!*

[@regav62]

mojang making programmer art: im 4 pararell universes ahead of you

[@trentecinq35]

Wrong time oof

[@gworenurse_bwunny]

the important never ask’s! a woman: her age a man: his salary a non-binary: their “real” gender mojang: *how they got a single one of the death sounds*

[@Geckoreo]

humans can just fake it

[@metalguy7639]

@@Geckoreo So you're not a human?

[@metalguy7639]

@@Geckoreo So you're not a human?

[@chrisafton8434]

I'm actually a demi boy which means I'm half boy and half non binary!

[@randomanimations1621]

One more important thing not to ask *the Dummkopf perspective*

[@1khx]

Never ask: A woman: Her age. A man: His salary. Mojang: *Why they made Raw Iron look like Raw Chicken*

[@zanical7948]

When I was 5 I was scared of red stone torch because I thought that they would make herobrid delete all my words 😅

[@vladawholovesdragons3815]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO!!!!! XD but i was 6 at the time

[@youtubechannel-pg4ed]

Plot twist: we’re in Minecraft but it’s just modded with a lot ofRTX

[@stream_and_upload666]

And non sense physics

[@matejamicic3037]

and lots of mods

[@Bxvxnce]

Wait a damn minute

[@stream_and_upload666]

@@Bxvxnce this will be a good meme

[@KhangNguyen-qm5ik]

/gamemode creative

[@bunkfoss50yearsago53]

Never ask A women: Her age A man: His salary Mojang: Why there's no vertical slabs

[@hadydiab6474]

I play Minecraft editions because my original Minecraft is broken

[@razuepic]

The sad thing is we're never gonna get stackable slabs or vertical slabs

[@jasonchiu272]

Mods: Allow me to introduce ourselves

[@matejamicic3037]

@The Lunar Rusher debug stick:am i a joke to you

[@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul]

@@matejamicic3037 bedrock edition: *quietly cries in the corner because things like the debug stick are java exclusive*

[@Im_Marcy_Wu]

Yeah :(

[@hmmmm5677]

@@matejamicic3037 bedrock players:...

[@gregfromggg]

Never Ask: A woman: her age A man: his salary Always Ask A Librarian: a mending book

[@ooffythekoala235]

I grew up with the old xbox 360 crafting and i feel like the oldest person alive

[@everythingthrice]

I use to be big on Minecraft back in the "good old days" and used to enjoy new things added but now feel it is cluttered with items and tries to help new players a lot more than it use to. Now I sit back as a veteran and spend my retirement with other old mine crafters playing every now and then and wait until Minecraft adds palm trees to the game like I requested about 5 years ago.

[@TheOneNOnlyDraden024]

same, except without the palm trees and playing with other old players besides my brother

[@camilapedraja8904]

Same gg

[@ColinTheFurryYT]

To be fair palmtrees would be sick

[@mehmetkislak5889]

Good old time when minecraft was about great mini-games like spleef dropper's hunger games and not about manhunt.

[@Maneplix]

Dream was the reason for the glow squid being added, I believe that everyone should chose what they want to pick. Not let someone do it for you for their own benefit!

[@axolotlwithaglock1769]

Ummm i think you missed a word or two

[@weizhiwei6021]

These comments about dream rigging the vote are getting really annoying (ofc I know he rigged the vote, its just not important anymore bc its already in the game)

[@tinsakota3680]

he didn't even benefit from that dude

[@tinsakota3680]

Also a stack of likes brooo

[@sunnyglitch6768]

Me with the raw iron Mojang: "its iron!" me: No People: *its a mushroom lying down* me: .....YES

[@caramelwatson]

No there a block of beans

[@topcommentreddit]

00:13 depends if you have a sword and lots of cows nearby it's easier to kill all the cows

[@itz_danielbruh7662]

5:55 i actually when first saw piglins i thought its a humans who got in nether accidentally and wearing hoodies out of the boar thing (forgot name) lol, but then when i played i saw them in 3d and understood that its the pigs

[@redstoneglitch4688]

Me, a Fox owner: I want a pet!! My friend: do you want an ocelot, or a wolf? Me: *yes*

[@hyumaru.mp6]

Wandering Trader: exists Most people: haha i kill with sword Me: *Downloads a gun mod, traps the trader, finds a shotgun, and ends his suffering.*

[@TheHotBlade]

How long one hour feels during online classes: [Insert picture of a netherite pickaxe.] How long one hour feels while I'm playing Minecraft: [Insert picture of a golden pickaxe.]

[@johnhatzos361]

You mean the opposite

[@kaexthetic]

@@johnhatzos361 he/she means that Netherite pickaxe takes very long time to break and the golden pickaxe is broken in no time

[@mishagaming1075]

14:41 Yea, it's really slow to eat laggy minecraft servers. I can't swallow them!

[@nemodufva8089]

10:18 really good meme

[@gamieplays4807]

Her: Boys don't know true pain Him: *Skinny* was shot by DanTDM, *Skinny Jr.* was blown up by [Intentional game design], DanTDM was slain by *vex*

[@MarcosCost1255]

I wish they added the texture of the wood you used for a shield put on it and not just the regular color

[@mynameisnotmackenzie1820]

Same with crafting tables and campfires and other things made out of wood it would make it look really cool. And also the different versions of stone as a furnace

[@seek9458]

Mojang: bUt ThAt'S tOo ReAlAsTiC

[@TheReesox]

Never ask A woman: Her age A man: His salary Mojang: *Why they added wandering traders*

[@juneilzeuzbigsang2762]

Hdgffffffffffff fight gg They over your full do do do do up chi go go go go if if if if if if if if if b officer do offer ò offer you foxy do do chi go go on PC chi go go co co co co co co co co

[@juneilzeuzbigsang2762]

Hvhvjbibiejocnsovnosnvsnvodnvosncondocnsocneocnowjowncowjcowjcowjcowjconwocneocnwocjwocwocowncowncowmcowkcpwkcojwocjwpckepckwpckpwkcowjcoejfoejcownfownofnwofneocjoekfowjcowkcowkowjckejfkwjjefojeifjeofjeofoefjoejoejfoejfejfojefojeofjeofkeocoekfoekfoejcorjoekgoejgokeofjeofkeofjeockeocjoskosjejfojefok

[@goretag3342]

Wtf is going on in this reply section

[@ashhchaos1302]

@@goretag3342 idk, its weird.

[@stupidlylucas9313]

free leads

[@drippyclark5444]

5:52 it's the complete opposite for me When I'm looking for another enchant the villagers will just keep giving mending even tho I already have one

[@weavilethepro]

People: you can't buy happiness. Pokemon, Mario, and Minecraft: are we a joke to you?

[@i_ama_doge7259]

Player enters the end Ender dragon: kalm He is green Ender dragon: *MEGA PANIK*

[@pigjinbrute9399]

he is purple *couriway* enderdragon INFINIT PANIC

[@theonewhocaredandasked9126]

He is a dude who beats Minecraft in tons of mods to record it: NOT THIS AGAQIIQNQ. NOT HIDISISUSUIS SNAHAYAHAHWG

[@itz_gacha_meh4937]

He's a green low-res emoji Ender Dragon: *FREAC*

[@jesusalmarza635]

It’s dream I guessed it

[@deathrobot10k58]

THAT EMRELD ARMOR IS SO NOSTALGIC

[@emperorturtlez481]

1:53 honestly, even though i voted for the chillager I'm actually happy the glow squid one, I'm kinda tired of so many hostile mobs popping in and making it more annoying, not to mention the glow squid got us glowing signs!! We just got the goat so a chillager would just make mountains even worse to climb.

[@chitbrothers7588]

I see the reason for your opinion, but I still want iceolegers in mc.

[@Average_Guardian]

9:34 as a bedrock player, Bill is a W who doesn't complain when bedrock gets a upgrade Java doesn't get

[@endorianysm3608]

4:15 That is still better than most of my builds.

[@joel.2.4]

14:43 if you start EATING a laggy minecraft server, I don't know how you would do it but, it would probably take more than 51 years (Yes I know this is a spelling error)

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

weird, I don't see a spelling error XD plus laggy isn't in the dictionary yet, but it's definitely a word

[@chrisafton8434]

Wait so you ate the server? (Lol jk I know what you mean)

[@lukiklepsa6218]

3:15 Me a 14 years old minecraft veteran with the boys. He's onto us boys!

[@Reds_E]

Everyone: **Talking about how the ores are retextured** Water: I'm not even here, Im just a hallucination

[@floppaislife.3863]

1:44 I really agree with the cats. Right everyone?

[@weretiger2541]

32:04 as cursed as this sounds I actually use dried kelp. I’ll carry around a stack of blocks and take it apart as I go. I usually carry some steak for the heal tho

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

19:47 they can, right clicking sets tnt off.

[@manjunathbhat6141]

I think that only works in bedrock edition

[@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul]

@@manjunathbhat6141 *Look of slight bedrock superiority because it works*

[@eathanwinters7737]

10:00 I remember this. I also remember when mobs still tried to attack you even in creative.

[@mars1953]

I remember too

[@MissSaira]

Same

[@MissSaira]

I started on Xbox 360 edition lol

[@Hi-ii1sl]

Y'all remember that time when mobs would still try to attack you despite being in creative?

[@yuridc1780]

Yep, and i have experience that! It is very fun!

[@untakenuser8657]

Hit a pigman near 50 others a clan

[@Sara.Sivakova]

I don't but must have been fun

[@obamngaaa]

Yeah like making an insane war between witches, skeletons and blazes

[@Hi-ii1sl]

@Joe Mama I do actually, do you remember that time when boats broke when you crashed into something?

[@max_1157]

0:33 guy “I’m gonna make you mine” he’s a man of his words

[@querity0]

11:10 wait a minute.....

[@oferzilberman5049]

13:26 Woah woah woah, This isn't the community speaking here, These are DREAM STANS They couldn't care any less about the update so long as their master and saviour lord low-res emoji will have his retextured squid. Although I must admit, Glow item frames really make blowing up things a more manageable task (Different entity markers upon which tnt can be summon through a command)

[@RayneHerring]

10:00 It was a pain in the butt to use that menu, so I just used classic crafting all the time.

[@joaqie6319]

I think Mojang should add those backpacks with the leashes on them that parents use on their kids and make you be able to put them on villagers

[@Senessim]

0:11 Only OG's will remember these things

[@ara2042100]

Never ask: A woman: her age! A man: his salary Mojang: The point of gold before 1.16

[@just888why]

It was useful before ,1.9 for god apples

[@superclusterdeluxe]

@@just888why Finally I found them ONE WITH BRAIN

[@James-yv8nk]

Fun Fact: Minecraft only added Polar Bears because Jeb’s wife likes them.

[@bodhimations6098]

Jeb is a simp confirmed

[@beatricebarrera6363]

Nice

[@bitonic589]

@@beatricebarrera6363 no, many players didn't. just because you found out something doesn't mean everyone automatically learns it.

[@beatricebarrera6363]

@@bitonic589 ?????

[@bitonic589]

@@beatricebarrera6363 you literally deleted your comment... bruh

[@_Umbrael_]

Optifine: Better Grass Me: "This is brilliant, but I like this better." *pointing to normal grass block*

[@corruptedplayer]

1:49 petition for dream to keep his mouth shut for the next poll

[@PelsckoPolesko]

signed

[@HawkTuahFan418]

signed

[@Sheogorath_Cheese]

signed

[@dragonpokemoncards8371]

Signed

[@iamafdzan8386]

signed

[@udontknowme...9854]

Wither: oh yeah I got three heads bois, I'm the best King Ghidorah: are you challenging me? Also king ghidorah: Fren

[@dummy5665]

Me without glasses: *sees wandering trader* Me with glasses: *sees 2 lead and 2 llamas

[@WhoamI-yc9qv]

Copied meme

[@itadoriduzumaki6276]

9:16 In chemistry a compound is a substance in which 2 or more substances make another substance which does not retain the original properties of the reactants so the minecraft bed is a compound

[@8c23atharvamahadik5]

Yay we hv a science dude here

[@joegoff1895]

Salt (sodium chloride) is a great example of this because sodium is a very reactive metal and chlorine is a poisonous gas yet together we have small flavourful rocks

[@itadoriduzumaki6276]

@@joegoff1895 yes

[@highkey_insane]

Don’t wanna start a fight this is just my opinion, but the meme that says both sides think Java is better is rlly off. Anyways hope y’all enjoy ur day

[@freebobuk]

But you can't break bedrock so ur PC is immortal

[@happyfishgaming68]

Hello everyone I’m about to ruin ur whole entire life with one quick question. How did Mc get the villager death sound O_O

[@elchile336]

3:23 But Minecraft has already an advancement/achievement for killing the Ender Dragon, "The End." is called, but it's an oxymoron, bcuz when you tp to the Overworld again, the game tells you through a poem before the credits that your adventure has just started, killing the Ender Dragon and tp-ing to home is just the beginning of the journey.

[@fathullahgaming9317]

0:17 I can't.... Bro became a history nerd who likes to play minecraft💀

[@eliyaskiya]

3:22 Am I the only one who feels they should have an option to how ores look? Honestly, I still prefer 1.18 ores because they are match ( ftmp )

[@bunkfoss50yearsago53]

Never ask A women: Her age A man: His salary Mojang: Why the messed up pig texture was chosen to explode

[@gaefaelevi6670]

54:28 this actually happened to be in a nightmare one time, it bit my face off. 💀

[@eliyaskiya]

2:47 Me who has Keep Inventory on but never dies: nervously sweating

[@PhonkK1lla]

I recently switched from bedrock to Java and I’m just to lazy to start a survival world *IM ADDICTED TO SERVERS*

[@mikethegoo]

A half-solution for the 2 block deep water where your horse drowns and you can't save it is skeleton horses. They may not be the fastest or the best. But they don't drown. If you lose it while crossing a river or sea (IDK why you would even attempt to get it across a sea because rivers are already a nightmare, but you do you), you can take all the time you need to get it back

[@project5ku116]

0:13 I don’t WANT to change your mind. This guy’s spittin straight facts.

[@doggo7749]

15:46 I feel like I will never recover from this

[@CocoaBombRoblox]

Mojang only added polar bears cause his wife liked them

[@paradyze5013]

Actually I am colorblind (red/green but it spread further to blue/purple green/yellow and so on) and it's harder for me to see the ore blocks now. Especially iron. Glad that my shader lightens them

[@salvadorivangiog9-lakandul449]

Glowstone block can only be found in Nether which is Minecraft's version of hell. So a material that came from the depths of hell itself cannot open a portal to Aether which is a heavenly dimension. If you think about it, it will make sense.

[@LoganBakerBL]

6:36 When the O and I buttons break but you Use * instead of touch keyboard

[@RabiesRaccoonlol]

Fun fact Emerald armor is exclusive to Minecraft education edition in a specific world which is known as "home sweet hmmm"

[@1n33dw4t3r]

Those were the good days when we can still craft god apples

[@mecha53107]

Hey at least Caves and Cliffs pt 2 will be the best Christmas gift this year

[@konradtabbi5875]

villager:NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU MENDING! me:*grab netherite sword* villager:STILL NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU MENDIG!

[@konradtabbi5875]

or the villager gonna give you this link:

[@konradtabbi5875]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@konradtabbi5875]

it's gonna kill yours ears

[@DarkTrix1145]

When I was 7 and playing Minecraft survival with my mom, a cave made a cave sound and I started crying then got off the world. It took me 6 years to play in survival because of that. I tehn went and built a creative world with a base made out of iron, diamond and gold blocks. It had a farm with a glass roof and a room with horses for no reason.

[@ruixstarz]

My biggest flex is that I watched the whole video without pausing it

[@grandpa6825]

Out of the deceptions, only aether portal and herobrine got me lol

[@riddernoah]

09:57 almost brings tears man.

[@vulture.editss]

"Looks like you're gone, 'Hero.'" "That's where you're wrong." "What? What do you mean?" "I liked every Daily Dose of Memes video."

[@GoosefieldYT]

Fun fact: i was playing with sheep and had no dye and randomly found a pink sheep I killed it then made a trophy of it

[@The_noise_woag-r6l]

0:10 Fun Fact: Obsidian boats actually existed, it was just in the April Fools Update.

[@TTDG.Officiel]

Mojang:We are not gonna add sharks to minecraft cuz we want fantasy creatures Me:Spider,Polarbear

[@gamingaddixion]

3:47 this happened to me yesterday while looking for diamonds