Alton Brown reviews Amazon's dumbest kitchen gadgets

[@OscarScheepstra_Artemis_]

The Rollie is the worst fleshlight I have ever bought.

[@bearleesurviving4552]

ouch....

[@nerys71]

depends. on or off :-)

[@cyranthus]

Either!? XD

[@xuliaxis]

Yeah? I was thinking about buying it because I wanted something that could heat itself quickly but I guess I'll pass...

[@makarabaduk1754]

Just don't set it to "scramble"

[@Shane-Singleton]

I can't blame Alton for not wanting to eat the eggrection.

[@alienboy1322]

It looks like an egg baked into a condom.

[@Arelak]

@@alienboy1322 My first thought was that a layer of non-stick lining had come out when it began emerging.

[@venuspluto67]

More like eggscrement.

[@doofkhwetty]

I would have gone with eggscretion. \o.O/

[@notaprogrammer7970]

We all know he ate it later.

[@kesomon]

no remarks on the fact he was introduced as 'Alton Brown, Thyme Lord.'

[@blu_laza]

kesomon yo wtf..

[@femmefuntime]

He is The Chef and he’s only regenerated once

[@death2boredom338]

It took me till my third rewatch to notice lol

[@michaelchallis4129]

See, because thyme sounds like time.

[@planescaped]

@@michaelchallis4129 Do you think it might of have been a Doctor Who reference? Nah, probably wasn't...

[@burnerjack01]

Nobody mixes humor, sarcasm, science and an incredible body of cooking knowledge like Alton. Nobody. The man is a legend.,

[@DarthTwilight]

Considering he was the protagonist in I am Legend...

[@HOTD108_]

@@DarthTwilight No?

[@Peldyn]

I could not stop laughing when he reached the rolle. Obviously it has performance anxiety

[@Birdbike719]

Check out thr Vivian Tries review of the Rolle. Funniest review ever.

[@brianm6337]

Funny how this video is sponsored by Viagra.

[@RippedupRefuge]

I laughed so hard at the rollie. Its gross

[@jcbvortex22]

Egg Rollie’s are better circumcised!

[@christopherpeery8968]

“These arent meat shredders, this is a lifestyle.” Im dying XD

[@WarBeasty]

Shredding meat IS a lifestyle!!! :D

[@soniao8886]

I’m disabled and unable to grip forks with any strength. For me, the Wolverine meat shredders are a godsend.

[@SonofSethoitae]

@@soniao8886 Really? What makes them easier to grip? Not sarcasm, just so you know

[@louie9373]

That's what you buy for a feminist who cooks.

[@timothywarren7712]

For real tho, I make pulled pork, and buffalo chicken dip regularly for football snacks, and these things are 5 stars worth it. Makes shredding meats 1000 times easier. Couldn't be more happy with them.

[@failarmy]

That egg thing though..

[@benjamingreen9540]

+FailArmy how did you get here ?

[@jesseharrington9395]

lol fail army

[@FoodLifeHacks]

+FailArmy Hi ;)

[@thedancnwolf6670]

It's him!!! I'm in the army are you in it?

[@slothoverlord3984]

Lol hello failarmy what are you doing here?

[@JosephDalrymple]

I like how he legitimately broke a set lamp, kept his composure, and they just kept rolling

[@coffeesticks_03]

The day Food Network brings back a new season of Good Eats will be the happiest day of my life

[@Greshgore]

I know he could have easily gotten a new season just out of all the times he said "but that's another show" love Alton and Good Eats. In a minor way he/it taught me how to cook

[@alexcole2443]

Same, at least I can watch it on Netfix.

[@sourmatt]

isn't he also on cutthroat kitchen?

[@alexcole2443]

Matthew Parraga He's the host of it, yes.

[@corsaircarl9582]

Alton is the reason I got into cooking school. He was like the Bill Nye of food. He explained cooking in a way I understood, oddly enough if you think about cooking like chemistry, it is *A LOT* more easy to think about and makes it a lot less complicated. I got one more semester before I graduate, and I'm thanking Alton the whole time.

[@onlyvirginiapeanuts]

I'm dying. This is hilarious. I hope he does more of this type of thing.

[@dailydot]

We'll ask him back soon!

[@onlyvirginiapeanuts]

+The Daily Dot I hope!

[@BimmerBabe]

+Nick Kominitsky yes the rollie got me!

[@onlyvirginiapeanuts]

+Bobby-John Ford Your comment was a real turd in the punch bowl. Thanks for making my day a little worse.

[@onlyvirginiapeanuts]

+Bobby-John Ford how's your day going? looking forward to the weekend?

[@joshm.9308]

Whenever I think of celebrity chefs like Alton Brown, shows like "Cutthroat Kitchen" come to mind. The "serious" attitude that he puts into shows like that make it that much more fun to watch, in my opinion! With that being said, I wish Food Network would have Alton on more often over Guy Fieri, who is literally on all the time with "Guy's Grocery Games" and "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives." Who else is getting sick of seeing Guy all of the time?

[@failarmy]

+Josh McDonald one of the more creative shows on TV

[@CesarTheKingVA]

+Josh McDonald Food Network should basically be The Alton Brown Channel (with a few guests to let him get an hour of sleep). And as someone who's been a big fan of Good Eats ever since I was a little kid, I am all for this.

[@Princemudeenu1]

+Josh McDonald Don't forget Good Eats.

[@cthomas025]

+CesarTheKing Seriously, if it's not Alton Brown on the channel, I don't care.

[@joshm.9308]

+FailArmy I agree!

[@Giobemo]

"a beautiful, succulent... tube... of egg" 🤣 "It's 'cause you guys are starin' at him!" 😭

[@DanielRomero]

I think we need Alton to review every gadget that comes out xD

[@dailydot]

On it.

[@AlexanderRuiz]

+DarGadgetZ Fancy seeing you here! I agree with this, though XD It was great!

[@MoYammaBatFitch]

+The Daily Dot This video made me subscribe. More videos with this guy reviewing stiff would be awesome.

[@dfmmaxibillion7725]

+The Daily Dot yessss make this a series!

[@J4KETS]

+The Daily Dot seriously, this guys hilarious.

[@BellaPigeon1]

Alton Brown will forever be my favorite Food Network chef, and this is one of the reasons why

[@edwardmarshall2035]

I love Alton Brown. The Polka dot bowtie, the demeanor, and the voice. I'm not big on TV or celebrities, but somehow I actually enjoyed Good Eats.

[@MrAnonymous825]

Edward Marshall u

[@demi5982]

He's Southern that's why! He always keeps it comically real!!

[@MyRockHoMama]

BellaPigeon1 Gordon Ramsey is like that strict dad But Alton Brown is that cool uncle that gives you playboy magazines

[@swiftset]

he used to be my fav, until i found out he's said some shitty things. oh well, that's why you don't look into the celebs you like.

[@Mumbamumba]

Rollie, because who doesn't want a device that combines the preparation of food with the aesthetics of pooping?

[@carlosluque2346]

makes the whole thing come full circle when you think about it

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Yes, and Alton's groan of relief as it came out was perfect. 😄

[@h.o.g.956]

I feel like he's just reviewing products for future Cutthroat Kitchen sabotages.

[@CraftQueenJr]

Nathan Highfill yep.

[@reagan4888]

Oh yes absolutely

[@thomas_manfredo]

Even though the show is over?

[@CT-5736-Bladez]

I miss that show so much

[@madeleinemcilroy8061]

Ikr I love cutthroat kitchen

[@shayden5289]

I swear to god, Alton Brown has got to moonlight as a comedian because this was flipping hilarious.

[@ItTakesTwoReviews]

Sha`yden his live shows are amazing! Theyre 70% comedy with 30% food science

[@jamesgretsch4894]

I'm a big Alton Brown fan. He's my fave Food Network personality.

[@weeman9100]

Same here, as a kid I really loved the show good eats. He's made for tv.

[@Pengin910]

he's the only one with self awareness. he knows he's not the best chef in the world and says the stuff he's doing is his way and he backs up his claims with research in his shows.

[@jamesgretsch4894]

Penguinsaurus wish he would open a restaurant like the other celebrity chefs. He's the only celebrity chef I want to go to his restaurant.

[@justrev6755]

I love Good Eats. I grew up watching the Beakman show, seeing seeing science and cooking combine hilariously got me hooked the moment I watched it.

[@Ocelot80524]

i've watched this guy since i was a kid and i get excited every time he does something else. his skits are cheesy but like was said, he's self aware. hilarious and informative. i'm so glad he's still around and i found this lmao. a year late but still. made my morning

[@Ben-qz6kg]

17 minutes for a tube of egg. What a time to be alive

[@daemonelectricity]

Alton Brown: "Don't buy single use tools." Also Alton Brown: "So this is a knife I only use on Saturdays during a waning moon phase."

[@flamingpi2245]

I know right? He tried to replicate gyro shawarma with a complicated setup involving two prong like spits that hold the little meatloaf

[@jengillies9747]

Extremely late reply, but exactly. Meanwhile my garlic press is in constant use because I apparently like to have bad breath on a regular basis and it works substantially better at speeding up the entire getting-cloves-of-garlic-into-tiny-bits-and-into-a-pan/bowl process than anything else in my kitchen (and keeps the reek contained to its designated device, instead of rendering a food processor garlicky until it can be properly washed). Single use tools are amazing when they're genuinely the right tool for the job and it's a job the things you cook on a regular basis require.

[@coordinator3039]

Buys them for sabotages

[@singedrac]

Hey man that strawberry thing at the beginning isn't a unitasker. You can slice hard boiled eggs for salads (which I never have). But also black olives for pizza toppings and garlic sausage for mac and cheese (I do this ALL THE TIME.)

[@dailydot]

Fair enough.

[@BobertJunior1025]

+singedrac That is doing one task over and over with different items. Just because scissors can be used to cut a plethora of items doesn't mean it's not a unitasker.

[@c12345678910c]

Just buy a quality knife set

[@She1byCakes77]

+singedrac Or just get the normal shaped (and larger) egg slicer and use it for all of that stuff and mushrooms.

[@singedrac]

+Max Lorge Let's agree to disagree on this topic.

[@LongLiveTheKOP]

Alton Brown is a national treasure.

[@Rulle666]

Who the hell makes a salad and eats it one week later?!

[@alexojideagu]

Someone who wants to die of E-Coli

[@LoveSnoopy1962]

I was thinking they used it to make carrot spaghetti or something like that and then cut it up for the salad. Make the salad a week later and find a piece of the tool in it from the veg they cut up. Just thinking.

[@christiandenton2174]

Stop thinking Terri no one likes that everyone is here to talk shit hahaha

[@nicevers]

I actually liked my veggie sharpener. You know that thing you can do with candy canes if you suck on the end and make a little dagger? Picture that with a cucumber

[@littleloulou1]

Someone who obviously lied...thinking that they were making a point.

[@Swoher]

Anyone else catch that he threw the claws and broke one of his backlight lamps at 1:53 ?

[@andregoepfert2745]

Nice catch!

[@desent493]

thanks, I was wondering what the shattering sound was!

[@scarymeunster9095]

Hell, I thought it was one of those joke shattering SFX for when you throw something.

[@uglybecca6713]

And didnt even flinch lol. Thats commitment.

[@CyberKirby]

I knew something seemed off.

[@wendydelaney2790]

Him Talking about the Rollie made my night!

[@robyn4111]

Something that looks like a fleshlight and shits out eggs? Add it to my christmas list.

[@jefftreseder4358]

I am SUCH an egg slut!

[@ROGER2095]

I used those bear claws to open corrugated cardboard boxes that have been hot-glued shut. Works very fast, doesn't destroy the box, and saves my fingers.

[@rackinfrackin]

I've heard of fluffy omelets before, but that Rollie needs its own "fluffer."

[@kellyhoward6941]

omg, that's hysterical!

[@RCola1217]

That is just too perfect of a play on words 😂!

[@pegianddon]

I hate EVERYTHING about you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Saccillia]

I feel ashamed that what grabbed my attention was how skillfully and carefully he was able to break those eggs and guide the unbroken yolks into the small device.

[@raem7846]

... that's what she said?

[@Saccillia]

+RAE M well I am a she. so yes I said it.

[@1997jankuschef]

Want you two to know that I truly enjoyed the brief banter exhibited here

[@ATCRyderX]

"Whats for Breakfast, Dear? OH NOT EGG COCKS AGAIN!"

[@Kryptnyt]

*domestic violence ensues*

[@idahofarmgal2331]

Wait..........roosters don't lay eggs....................(do they??)

[@Catarinawon]

Omg how about Veggetti noodles with eggpecker fir breakfast?

[@amandaperkins852]

I laughed way harder at this comment than I should have lol

[@apunnojustice7475]

Dammit Netflix why would you get rid of this guy he is AMAZING

[@notmousse]

He was on Netflix? He was fired from Netflix?!?!

[@ScottKorin]

Good Eats was on Netflix for awhile. Now it isn't

[@Tydorstus]

And that is why.i spent monet buying all the eposides on Google play

[@galvaniccorsair]

I'm just glad I binged every episode on Netflix

[@matthewcooper4248]

This came out five years ago and it's on my recommended again, I have no complaints.

[@sinandcyanide7505]

I saw the strawberry thing the other day and thought, "why can't I use one of those hard boiled egg slicers? Or, you know...a knife?"

[@ar-gaming9014]

you get a cookie for being smarter then 85% of people and a slice of pie for not being lazy and using a knife lol i'm being serious people today think this says eggs cant use that and we have strawberry slicers because people are to lazy to use a knife it sad really

[@sinandcyanide7505]

AR-Gaming I eat my strawberries whole or cut in half, too, so it's extra stupid for me. If I wanted a sliced strawberry on top of a cake or something, it'd probably look nicer with a knife, too.

[@cavareenvius7886]

Best thing i ever saw was the Banana Box/ Apple Box Yes, a box that is shaped like a banana/apple. Because nobody has tupperware at home

[@chrissimon8368]

Don't drink the kool aid.

[@AlexO-sx6ff]

That item could come in handy as a defensive weapon if your fiercest rival come at you unexpectedly. Other than that it's useless.

[@hunterhenryk]

I'm going to get a Rollie because I saw it on an Alton Brown video. I like how they provide purchase links for all these products he says he's not endorsing.

[@kingdavey90]

henryk077 , I am also getting a Rollie. Eggs time!!

[@nerys71]

that is because people will scream bloody murder if they don't provide links.

[@drumbum7999]

best part is they're affiliate links too meaning The Daily Dot makes commision off purchases through the links. what the actual fuck.

[@garfoonga1]

It's the buzzfeed model. Literally half of buzzfeed is commercials "americans try british snack" "Irish try american beer" etc. The other half of buzzfeed is garbage manufactured to divide the country with articles like "What every man should work on when interacting with animals" or "why every white man should quit their job"

[@Dylanland234]

It's just proper internet etiquette to provide links and info. Alton Brown is a genius. He wouldn't buy into this crap.

[@informationyes]

seriously no one would mess with you in a fight if wore those kitchen wolverine claws

[@coordinator3039]

But both were sabotages

[@HaotheEnd]

I have a set of meat claws. Stainless steel. Not to shred meat. I use them to pick up large cuts of meat. The claws get between the grill grates and keeps the bark in tact on my barbecue. Also, when searing prime rib, or strip loin roast on the grill, I use them rotate the meat so I can sear all sides. Gloves always burnt through.

[@roarshach13]

What the actual hell is the point to the Rollie? Who the hell would want eggs like that? It looks like someone is pooping upside down

[@jameslaidler4259]

roarshach13 Techmoan from England tried one of those a while back. Was similarly disappointing.

[@BixbyConsequence]

I think the idea is you now have a "sausage" or "hot dog" but it's made out of egg, so less fat than using meat.

[@jameslaidler4259]

Meh. Still doesn't cook well or thoroughly.

[@SurgStriker]

Maybe vegetarians want sausage too? Better question is why the hell did they call it "rollie"...it doesn't make a rolled omelette or anything similar, should be called "log-gie" or "eggdick"

[@jameslaidler4259]

Oh dear.

[@matthias8122]

My feelings about certain unitaskers, like fancy produce peelers and corers, is to only buy them if you are going to use them A LOT. Like, buy a strawberry corer if you make a bath tub's worth of strawberry jam every year, or an avocado cutter if you are on some weird avocado diet.

[@Dan_The_Dude]

Meghan Hirsh also some of them, especially the ones that help with slicing, handling, timing, etc can be very helpful for people with disabilities. Someone that struggles with fine motor control can have a hard time chopping things like strawberries, so having the strawberry chopper would help them a lot

[@sammelia1]

Meghan Hirsh totally agree with u😌

[@vociferonheraldofthewinter2284]

You're so correct. I once was peeling so many apples that it actually became worth it to buy a dedicated apple peeler/corer/slicer. Used it at least once a week and it saved me so much time. Now that I'm not selling apple pies any more, I just use a knife. But it had its purpose at one point.

[@TheBusyJane]

You're supposed to core strawberries with a straw. That's why they're called STRAWberries.

[@squarepotatoes]

Alton is the best type of chaotic neutral also the background music was perfect

[@nuclear_mech_wizard]

"The Food Network show you saw this on was called CUTTHROAT KITCHEN. It was used as a SABOTAGE." And there's me. On the floor. Dying of laughter.

[@legrandex]

VEGGETTI WHAT DOES THE SCANER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL

[@viviantristesse1003]

It's over 9000?

[@TheLKStar]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dragonborn5832]

9,000!!!

[@ultimakewl]

The Veggetti Star was supposed to allow me to cheat on my diet! How could this be?!?!?

[@Efreeti]

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

[@Nasreen_1117]

Alton Brown belongs on the Internet.

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Nasreen No! He belongs EVERYWHERE.

[@izzfoshizz9982]

This made my morning.

[@sonjaleliaert3149]

Right😂😂😂

[@shahzebkhan8352]

+Sonja Leliaert gxxxog

[@MichalExcuto]

+Izzy Mendez 17 Year Old Natural Bodybuilder! 3 Year Transformation! Please Check out my channel!

[@klyborg129]

No. It made your breakfast.

[@gabrieltodd9656]

+Klyborg you are awesome.

[@katherineaw8574]

Wonderful! Alton Brown has actually become even more likeable and camera savvy. He's so funny and great, and really very informative, too. Loved Good Eats back in the day. i'm glad it's back!

[@scottmarshall6766]

I watched this a couple of years ago, laughed just as hard this time. Congrats Alton on the re-release of Good Eats, may you have years more of success!

[@techfreak244]

I know right. I've seen this many times and still laugh my ass off. He needs to do more of these

[@3asianassassin]

Wait WHAT!? My favorite shoe on television is back? WOOOO

[@pkawesome6230]

@@techfreak244 yes more of these ahaha

[@davorianware1382]

Alton Brown would be the coolest grandpa.

[@goodgirl111100]

I have loved Alton Brown ever since I was a kid, never missing an episode of Good Eats, or Iron Chef America. So glad to see he is still joking about unitaskers!! I don't have a single unitaskers in my cooking life, and I never will!!

[@jhook8668]

I love how one of the products he reviewed, that i personally own, was met with a honest review.. The Culinary Claws make you feel like a badass when pulling apart meat.. lol

[@canorth]

Honestly sort of like the idea of it. I make pulled pork a lot and ripping it with forks takes forever and is a legit wrist workout

[@coordinator3039]

Fun fact: Both were sabotages.

[@jasminewash2468]

I love Alton Brown I watch all of his shows. After, I started to Good Eats I would hooked on Alton Brown shows. He has such a likeable personality and he funny.

[@mizuko2001]

I love him too. Miss Good Eats.

[@Naplesfrank154]

I wish AB would go back to the original show that made him a famed culinary star. Every show other than Good Eats is so dumb, I'm surprised that he'd put his name on them. Please bring back GOOD EATS!!!

[@drdestructo1112]

+Frank Daniels I agree...but...working brings in money...even dumb stuff.

[@KromeDragon]

+jasmines will And he's phoine.

[@shahzebkhan8352]

+Zeneki vuzswe

[@RealCyclops]

Technically, due to Good Eats... YES, WE HAVE BEEN IN YOUR KITCHEN AND KNOW YOU HAVE A MUFFIN PAN!!! lol

[@Xskills16]

No, he has a popover pan now!

[@zentertainer217]

So i bought the meat claws for 50 cents from a thrift store for digging quartz crystals in montana... Metal gardening tools can scratch and break them... But i originally had no idea what th were atually for

[@MaximilianonMars]

Being Wolverine, that was established in the video!

[@Latomian]

Nice try, Wolverine. We know it’s you.

[@weirdasscandyreview3254]

Soooo...how well did the claws work for quartz mining?

[@SavageGreywolf]

Wolverine, quartz miner

[@briangregus5225]

@Plasma Storm73 I like them too man! Mine didn't cost a mere 50 cents (there are many versions out there) but it's great for lifting up and shredding pork butt.

[@Arelak]

We need more Alton Brown reviews, this was hilarious!!!

[@JamieOfCourse]

This man is a treasure.

[@mustang6172]

Who wants corner brownies? The middle is the best part.

[@MarissaB]

mustang6172 evil people like me

[@GameTesterBootCamp]

I could be easily convinced that Alton Brown and Mark Hamill are the same person.

[@chesusjrist9733]

Daniel Campbell yes

[@maximilianjack1764]

No...

[@jerrycargill5062]

His absolute best comeback is "you already have one". Can be applied to any gadget. My favorite is the "quesadilla maker". You already have one: a frying pan. How about the Margarita Maker? You already own one: a blender.

[@Boxermom0317]

Thank you! I always say that ; garlic roaster? Aluminum foil. English Muffin separator? It's called a fork. :)

[@jaelonquixote]

Can it truly be called a unitasker when it lets you transform into Wolverine AND shred meat? Can it Alton?? Can it??? You are truly my favorite food network celebrity!

[@BalletCrazy2012]

How the hell is no one talking about the fact he broke a light with the Wolverine claws at 1:53?

[@FrostyFyre]

Omfg I missed that lmfao! 😂

[@exactly2braincells992]

@Aeox but.... You can see the light go out,smart one

[@michellewarns2778]

Holy shit; you're right! XD

[@Fsuholley]

TheFestiveBAMF wow. How did you notice that? Amazing.

[@daffyphack]

All it needed was a cat noise

[@matthirn7858]

OK, I own a set of those Wolverine claws and I agree that there are simple ways to shred meat with stuff already in the kitchen, but I use mine to remove large items from the grill. They actually are handy for that. As unitaskers go, they aren't all that bad. They don't take up much space and have no parts to break. And let's face it, no other kitchen gadget lets you instantly transform into Wolverine. How cool is that! Am I right or am I right?

[@KickyFut]

Umm... Only men? I may be a bit partial, being a dude myself, but only us?

[@brms2995]

You are right sir

[@KickyFut]

No, thank *YOU,* as I thought anyone would enjoy ripping apart meat with claws! #LoganClawsForAll #BarbequeBarrage

[@Gatorade69]

Those claws work great in a restaurant setting when you need to shred 12 smoked pork butts. Much faster than a fork.

[@LittlefootOnthetrail16]

Yes they do. Hell I pull a lot of Boston butts in a given year and they work like a charm. Plus at night I can act like a superhero.

[@luannapierce2544]

Alton Brown, I adore your sense of humor, your intelligence, and your creativity. I cannot imagine why you are not already an iron chef unless of course, you do not want to be. Thank you for your return and revisiting of good eats shows. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[@markschenher4559]

I was given the Good Eats series on DVD as a birthday gift and it was probably the best gift I ever received Learned a lot from those episodes Alton, keep on educating America!

[@ohdaUtube]

Next step for you: Food lab by Kenji Lopez. Alton 2.0

[@nobodyimportant2470]

If you still get Food Network you can watch new episodes. Good Eats is back for S15 starting 8-25-19.

[@judsonkr]

The Good Eats series on DVD and the entire The Far Side collection in 2-15 pound books are my 2 favorite gifts ever.

[@Vouax]

You had me at Alton Brown

[@bearform666]

Why don't you marry him?

[@KinicOfficial]

A device which poops out cooked eggs? I'm in

[@jerricho11]

The fact that you saw that and thought of pooping is the most innocent thing EVER... of all time.

[@DoomRater]

jerricho11 To be fair, I did too... and I have weird fetishes.

[@markbrown713]

I poop out cooked eggs but it doesn't look anything like that...

[@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer]

Only innocent if they aren't Japanese {Sees name} _oh_

[@danielw.7705]

Alton Brown mixed my love for science and passion for cooking in one show -- Good Eats. Will always admire him and have mad love for him.

[@lizardinthelites]

I actually used the meat claws once when we were preparing massive quantities of pork for a family reunion and I must say it made my life a little easier.

[@Capnsensible80]

The point is though that for the most part, the frequency of use doesn't justify the clutter. Of course having 1 or 2 unitaskers is acceptable, it's easy for people to go overboard and just end up with a lot of junk they basically never use.

[@Donleecartoons]

Especially when that one relative who just has to critique your kitchen work sees you with them and, for once, backs off.

[@randomguydoes2901]

@@Capnsensible80 My only unitasker is the egg boiler, everything else can do more than one product with imagination. Even the egg boiler.

[@SeanLawless]

I can relate to the Rollie!

[@thingsofsuch]

It is probably because it was well played with during ... his younger years, that he is now having the need for E.D. ... pills

[@franchesdun]

Sorry man....

[@Gramps1887]

I am relating right now....

[@Bob12369]

Friend, I don't believe I'd have told that.

[@SlaphappyMongoose]

Thyme lord. That was clever.

[@Martina1192]

That little breakfast sandwich maker at 2:50 is actually fantastic. Works perfectly. We love it and use it often!

[@shintopig]

His voice at 4:27 . . . You're welcome (and all sickos).

[@midnitemufassa]

+shintopig thanks bro u saved my life

[@4everuruguay]

+midnitemufassa the, I 0 in his 0l

[@MagusFyre]

+shintopig lol i think that was his intention.

[@MallorcaOrcas]

+shintopig But is that the sound he makes when he poops or has an orgasm? Or both?

[@farahanfarahan]

MagusFyre You know how much I love the fact that the only thing in my life

[@zayzay544]

It's ok rollie, performance anxiety is a very common thing. Could happen to anyone

[@brianm6337]

Well, maybe if they didn't egg him on.

[@DanknDerpyGamer]

(On pronouncing Veggetti) "I'm not really comfortable saying either of those words" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlexandraLynch1]

I have one and actually like it for its given use: Making zucchini into spaghetti, say, for someone who can't eat pasta. And it's not so big that I have trouble storing it. It's like using a big pencil sharpener.

[@justwavs7554]

@Sponge Bob Vagetti ?

[@AuroraLalune]

@@AlexandraLynch1 Kiddos friend's mom can't have gluten due to a disorder she has so I can see how that would be useful. We got something like it to turn veggies into noodles to be healthy though. Lol I like using alternatives and we buy spinach noodles etc. In my case it's just another vehicle to shovel nutrition veggies into better half(since kiddo himself is not the one with the avoidance issues). Although that someone could find the blades broken bits in things is outright terrifying.

[@jcbvortex22]

Veggetti Italian for vagina!

[@frenchtoast1953]

My mom has one of these, she doesn’t use it that much.

[@gypsybelle4757]

Omg! 🤣The Rollie...with the studded grip collar...I just can’t...😂😂. My day is officially made. Brilliant!

[@lemon_macaroon_1777]

Now I see why my sense of humor is the way it is after growing up watching Good Eats

[@dontbemean3942]

Advanced_Sand it’s not a good type of humour btw ... best of luck

[@THB192]

Ah, Alton... You're the only good thing on the food network.

[@Joseph1NJ]

What is "the food network?" Oh, cableTV. What is "cableTV?"

[@ramondoblue8203]

Simarjit Sidhu noooo

[@ramondoblue8203]

Simarjit Sidhu he just doesn't do it for me anymore I used to enjoy him alot but I don't know and there is no fcking way every place he goes to taste good

[@jaytonhawkins2872]

Thyme lord lmao

[@salmonfish1145]

Jayton Hawkins Omg until you said it here, I just realised 'Time Lord' 😂

[@paulstippich9693]

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time. Bring back Alton for more reviews pleeeeease.

[@cavv0667]

My brother-in-law purchased the Wolverine Claws... he's a unitasker kinda guy... they're fun, punch wonderful holes in cardboard and they do a really good job of shredding... did I mention punching holes in cardboard??? ... Oh, I did... okay.

[@LL-yn1zz]

Oh Christ, that weird Bart Simpson Hair of crispy eggs on top... hard pass from me

[@jmp_fr]

Me too. GAMMY

[@GhengisJohn]

Haven't seen Alton since I stopped getting cable circa 2001, but it's nice to see he's still around and still entertaining. The minute he basically said "admit it, you got them because you wanted to be wolverine" I had to leave a like.

[@christianmeglio9111]

1:30 I actually use these to lift roasts and Turkeys as well as shred large pieces of meat. I consider this a multi-tasker. I actually love them.

[@oceanceaser44]

I'm a college student and someone gifted me that breakfast sammich maker... hmm

[@cooks128]

Shred 60lbs of smoked pork shoulders with forks and you’ll wish you had the BBQ shredding claws; makes it much quicker.

[@Savannah_Simpson]

Who besides a resturant makes 60lbs of pork often enough to justify giving that thing space in a drawer?

[@jonathanwilliams1974]

Um...I do...on at least a couple of occasions. Anyone who like to entertain or host BBQs would as well. Use them once on 60 lbs of butts and they have already paid for themselves. Let us decide on how best to manage our drawer space. These little paws are awesome.

[@KickyFut]

Wow, 60lbs... *Slowly claps, in awe* 😳

[@thugasaurusrex6004]

Savannah Simpson me lol made 50 the other day xD

[@Keonyn]

Nah, if they're made right those 60 lbs should practically shred themselves with the slightest of assistance

[@tazmason8018]

My mom bought the meat shredders and I pretend to be wolverine

[@xunesin]

I bought my mom a set of meat shredders for Xmas so she can pretend to be wolverine. It came with a set of the zoidberg looking claw pot holders too. I think she put both in her kitchen junk drawer.

[@Moonbutnosun]

xune sinafey I bought the meat shredders a set of mom

[@edwardtakoch5181]

I definitely like the shredders over a fork, it's so much easier and hassle free especially when you don't have to have multiple utensils first to pull it out then pull it apart. Soooo much easier than a fork even if you aren't doing 100lbs per day.

[@Cnightz]

The last bit was hilarious, Alton Brown killed it. "STOP STARRING AT IT!!! LOL!!!

[@themadhacker9376]

"have you BEEN in my kitchen" i mean...kinda...

[@FlowerGemsGirl]

I have never laughed so hard as I did for the last item!!! I had never heard of this gadget, but I would have laughed if someone bought it as a prank gift!!! Alton rocks! I SO miss Good Eats!! I learned more during one show than 1 week in cooking class!!! You go Alton!!!!

[@gabes2095]

You must have a really shitty cooking class.

[@carterlacey7968]

Flower GemsGirl I didn't know a kitchen gadgets video could be funny

[@chrispanossian]

He just announced Good Eats is coming back!

[@ziljin]

Alton Brown and Crazy Russian Hacker should review kitchen gadgets together. Taras Kul: Whoa wow this is amazing! Alton Brown: FAIL!

[@paullarzazs9601]

That would definitely be AMAZING!

[@borisvandruff7532]

Just imagine Alton Brown’s reaction to “kitchen gajiks”.

[@ateebkhan9411]

omg yes

[@volksrod6926]

I'd never watch it. It'd be terrible

[@dkmservice8960]

Nobody should watch that garbage

[@jackstack9367]

So like... Did he hit a light on the floor when he tossed the meat shredder claws behind him? It just looks like the lighting got a bit darker after that and I don't know if the banging sound effects were added later or not (even though they probably were)

[@MrKangaroo123]

i'm not going to lie i came here only for alton brown his one of my fav tv chefs

[@Aaronlcyrus]

The neil degrasse tyson of food.

[@NightfallGemini]

Alton is a national treasure.

[@thomasruiz2307]

Who doesn't want to eat from a robot that poops cooked egg?

[@coordinator3039]

Tell that to someone who did. Chef Jet Tila

[@cheyenneracquael6785]

I was not ready for that rollie review😂😂😂 I'm floored 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrFunreal]

The first time i saw one of rollies, or a spinoff of it, i thought it was an electric fleshlight. And i still stand firmly behind that thought because nobody in their right mind would wait 17 minutes for a gamn egg. So it being a fleshlight is the only logical explanation of it's existence.

[@tobyvance893]

when shredding a huge pork loin the claws make quick work of it

[@ammim6797]

The Rollie had me crying. Lmao omg I love Alton

[@MikeGrattan]

The Hamilton Beach breakfast sandwich maker actually works great, and I use it at my office to make breakfast sandwiches from Thomas' English muffins, Canadian Bacon, an egg, and some cheese. Time it for about 4:40 seconds and it will come out perfect. You can even scramble the egg first in a paper cup before adding it to the sandwich maker. Season with a little salt, pepper, and hot sauce and you've got a great sandwich, with fresh ingredients, that's better than your local fast food restaurant.

[@Geek_Chef]

Agree......perfect eggs.....perfectly toasted muffins. I just use ham lunch meat and it works great. Instead of using a toaster and a pan....this does it all in 4 1/2 mins and it wipes clean. The breakfast sandwich maker is great.

[@exploitofdeleted5864]

Rollie has an egg-rection! ......I'll leave now

[@11FBA11]

Sadly, I was thinking of the same joke.

[@jsalata4113]

@@11FBA11 same *yolk

[@TarmanTheChampion]

i like the reverse xenomorph profile badge haha! the first alien movie is my number one favorite movie!

[@Trismegustis]

er-egg-tion, surely

[@flewidful]

I didn't need another reason to love Alton. But I did. And I'm glad.

[@lebluedude]

I really don't have muffin pans, Mark. My wife won't let me buy them, says they're a waste of money. You've made me sad.

[@tyson31415]

Assuming you have a job, maybe don't let your wife tell you how to cook, or what to buy? It's just a muffin tin, not a new car...

[@stonesoaps9506]

tyson31415 bruh its satire

[@tyson31415]

@@stonesoaps9506 if you knew my ex you wouldn't make that assumption! :(

[@steadfastcoward]

I don't even bake. I'm diabetic and if I make a nice cake for the holidays they never touch it. Screw it. I'll just take leftovers home. No point anymore at 53.

[@fraklein]

@@steadfastcoward You're giving up way too soon. I'm a 71 year old diabetic, and I bake super delicious low carb/sugar cakes. Not often because my freezer is small, but they're a hit at family gatherings.

[@SheepdogSmokey]

0:54 - You can do meatloaf in it too, don't know why you'd want to, but you can. 3:20 - I was given one of these, with TWO MAKERS, for helping someone move, I may try it, over a cookie sheet, just in case. I can always salvage copper and steel from it, right?