Dakota Johnson on Casting for a D**k Pic, Being Jimmy’s Neighbor & She Guesses Who’s High!

Dakota talks about being Jimmy’s neighbor, a tree falling on her house, her new movie Daddio with Sean Penn, how they went about casting which penis to use for a “d**k pic,” and she guesses who’s high on Hollywood Blvd!
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[@Drnaynay]

I can't believe nobody came out to help her!! The whole time, Jimmy just keeps going, and none of the crew comes out! Kudos to her for grace under pressure. People criticise her for being bland, but I think she's just super chill, and this proves it.

[@evangolding5520]

Makes for better TV. I really don't think she really cared. Basically like holding up a phone to your head; don't take that much effort. But she could have requested them to pause if she was worried about it. It's live to tape, not live to air.

[@francesinez126]

Exactly! I came here just for your comment.

[@illnsp08]

Yea where was jimmy crew?

[@Rick-l6e]

they are only allowed to help if she requests it, union contract

[@herchelleonwood7463]

@@Rick-l6e you made that up !

[@laundryparade]

“Anxiety! It drives me!” I’m gonna live by this

[@jeswilde6188]

Kierkegaard 👌✨

[@lonelyone]

At first when I read this comment, I thought it was attributed to Dakota, not a rando on the street

[@AlternateMichael]

Literally me and with paranoia

[@KCNwokoye]

Dakota did a really good job managing the outfit malfunction. Her stylist on the other hand needs to do a better job of choosing outfits that do not fall apart.

[@vallorahn]

Whoever designed that dress Made it really beautiful, but sadly failed at the MOST important part. I mean, how can you not test it?

[@lynetteeades9010]

I’m glad you mentioned it, I didn’t notice it. 🫣🤦‍♀️🫡👍

[@JLoon824]

Also, Jimmy's stylists on staff should have come out and quickly put in a safety pin or something for her.

[@Jackiekavinda]

What exactly is the malfunction? The detached straps? Isn't that how the design is supposed to be?

[@lynetteeades9010]

@@Jackiekavinda 🫣🫣🫣🤭🤭

[@nataliflores128]

That "no? No. No you didn't no you didn't" gave me flashbacks

[@bosniak1961]

of Ellen's show?? :))))

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

I know exactly what you mean! Jimmy was in danger of being "Ellened"!! You DON'T mess with Dakota!

[@melvinjoseph952]

Have to say, Colbert would've probably offered his jacket

[@SuperFkv]

For sure 👍

[@johnreno3855]

Colbert ????

[@Leblribrbrrq]

Or just fix her dress and cut. Seems like the mic was too heavy and this wasn't considered by the designer. Twelve minute video and half of it is spent on the street and the other half she holds her badly designed dress.

[@delila1830]

Or Have wardrobe run out with a safety pin.

[@Czechbound]

Colbert would have made it - inevitably - all about him :)

[@tracypearson4315]

Dakota, you’re a total boss and professional! You held your own with Jimmy’s jokes and sarcasm. You gave it right back to him (loved it) while also having to deal with a wardrobe malfunction. Btw…the dress was gorgeous.

[@JordanHighfield]

“Who would win in a fight, Dakota Johnson or Dakota Fanning” DYING AT THIS

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Ellen found that out, didn't she?!!

[@squatch545]

I think Fanning would win.

[@BP-nn7tq]

Fanning for sure, she seems ruthless

[@warrenman1919]

Dakota is so calm and professional. The show must go on. Love her. Can’t wait to see this film. ❤

[@eabeeson]

It’s a pre-recorded show. Just let the lady get the wardrobe sorted so she can focus on the interview!

[@anthony27334]

I think she did just fine !! After all she is well able to take care of her acting self !!!! LOL

[@CosmicKindness]

But why would they do that it's only respectful and stuff..

[@jenniferfairchild1858]

DAKOTA is absolutely fantastic 👏

[@leechap3]

That's the only post necessary on this video.

[@mkelly534]

She has such a dry sense of humor. I like it

[@SalEusebio]

I love her

[@digital2701361]

@@SalEusebio She is an awful actress.

[@SalEusebio]

​@@digital2701361no she isnt

[@TamilDhevadhaiTharunya]

No more Fifty Shades of Grey Girl, She has made her own Identity. Love you Dakota ❤❤❤❤

[@actownsend7288]

Oh very much so. Lovely funny cute. Skilled detective too huh?? Thanks Gulieamo for helping us demonstrate that too.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

She had her identity long BEFORE Fifty Shades! And she got top billing over Jamie Dornan.

[@facu-0211]

I must say I was absolutely distracted and kinda sorry for her having to hold her strap. She's great as usual ❤

[@jeronwashington1536]

I love Dakota Johnson, she always has the giggles, and she crying laughing, it's hilarious 😂

[@vinuVA]

9:20 "In your phone?", what a burn, even Jimmy's writers couldn't have came up with something like that.

[@aprilytchannel]

She never failed to make me laugh in every interview😂 I love her, and btw, her dress look so stunning on her.

[@loveforeignaccents]

Till it broke 😢

[@kendexter]

also off it looks stunning

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

The metal "🌿 wasn't secure properly, for example, with tiny threads

[@Blake_Laisure]

The fact that I called it before they even started talking 😂😂😂

[@lynetteeades9010]

I thought maybe number one. 😂😂

[@tabathaogost4982]

Same, immediately. Iol. I should be on this game, I get it right every time.

[@summerlavey6091]

He looks like my dad…. I knew he was high 😂

[@lynetteeades9010]

@@summerlavey6091 🫣🫣🤭🤭😂😂💕

[@Mysticalsmile777]

As someone who gets high all the time. I thought number one was SURELY on something. This is rigged lmaooo💀😂

[@Mysticalsmile777]

Funniest person ever for sure! She's funny in such a random way. Everything she says is so wildly unpredictable. You never know what will come out of her mouth lol.

[@donna8243]

Wardrobe malfunction was inevitable with those itsy bitsy strings.

[@pauloshman6188]

Ever time is see Dakota Johnson interview. She not annoying. Pretty funny.

[@KYLETISZAI]

Thank you 🙏

[@anono1432]

“She not annoying” is an insane compliment

[@FEARisCOLD]

They need to hire Cristina and have her team up with Guillermo, she's hilarious!

[@LR-mh8hs]

That's a pretty dress but it lasted less than 10 minutes before it malfunctioned!

[@elizabethlander2411]

I was really loving how unique it was. I think she was mic'd on that side and it just couldn't hold up. She did a good job of holding herself (and the dress) together through the interview.

[@LindaC616]

​@@elizabethlander2411her mic is on the other side

[@LindaC616]

​@@elizabethlander2411whoops, I now see that is the side where she was micced But she was fiddling with the other side from the beginning. Poor wardrobe choice

[@AI-uz1sv]

She got impeccable comic timing ..not a put-on at all.

[@trick351]

She’s just a breath of fresh air! Simply stunning, and hilarious!

[@stephstrawgames]

I was thinking how cool that dress was, and then I felt bad for her. She still rocked it.

[@jazzyg.1374]

Love Dakota so much! Love these new promos for her films!

[@wonderingwanderer6782]

The dress is actually very pretty with those metal details. But clearly just an impractical fashion piece.

[@KYLETISZAI]

Fashion. I con. She's a fashion. Icon.

[@heymay2242]

She looks stunning and that dress is so flattering

[@ChocoBabiChan]

I absolutely adore her. She is definitely BFF material.

[@luluharshie3929]

I could tell it was Manuel right off the bat cuz he was the most chill

[@peterjoshuva1521]

I kinda feel usually she is high always her talks are so soothing she is a very interesting character to be with.. calm and versatile

[@FreeFree-ur4zq]

She should just play herself, like Nicolas Cage in that movie with Pedro Pascal. She's adorable 😁

[@KYLETISZAI]

I'll write the script right now, I need this ^^^

[@twinkincarnate]

@@KYLETISZAI cast me in it too xoxo

[@danielhoward8354]

He was paid by the inch. lol

[@Kanoog]

hmmm... you know they change sizes right? Judging by your name.... if you didn't know that, I would see a doctor.

[@DarleneMiller-q9c]

I think it was meant to be like a malfunction on purpose to make it hilarious when she grabbed her boobs! It's not like we haven't already seen them and more!!! Dakota knows how to work it!!!! Love it and she is hilarious 😂❤!

[@luderspierre1501]

They could have asked to go to commercial just to get her assistant to fix it. But overall she was such a lady about it.

[@dina_kazakova]

Dakota is such a serene and peaceful soul! Love it

[@angelinthemorning434]

Dakota looks fabulous

[@princequestly2218]

All 3 were high. 🤣

[@jondeak]

I was really hoping Jimmy would end the interview with a Hi-5 😂😂😂😂

[@hamidrezanikoofar]

The P guy got more attention than Sean Penn😂

[@MrWhatyousee]

Looks like a lot of fun to have as your neighbour.A lot of fun to hang and an ear if you need someone to talk to.Good job,Dakota!! By the way...the "Who's High" segment is topnodge entertainment...do that more please @JimmyKimmel

[@mrpoizun]

I had never seen any of her movies and knew little about her, but she's absolutely fantastic in Daddio, as is Penn, and this interview makes me love her even more.

[@Vanlalruata-t7h]

she is hillarious😂😂loved her so so so much

[@bethrubanka4362]

The dress-fail reminds me of a friend's wedding when the hooks in back of her dress were popping open at the reception. I had a small multi-tool in my purse & fixed her dress! Let the party go on!

[@Korcasandromedaa]

I loved the movie she did with Shia laboeuf…… Peanut butter falcon It’s on Netflix still. One of my favorite movies now. 🤗

[@darnitthelma4247]

Me too❤

[@ingraban98]

That was poor. I mean she's great, but couldn't you slip in a commercial break and let her fix the dress?

[@Dakers11-pl8qj]

Cheech & Chong & Manuel, in the new movie. "Wanna get High, I wasn't lookin at his neck man?"

[@cherylwillis7116]

lol “fun onions”😄

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

This movie was made nearly two years ago. It was shot between Thanksgiving and the holidays of 2022. I would have been thinking of a current project by now. It does look like a Hollywood movie I would want to see.

[@fitritawulankuntami7921]

Cristina loves Standing Next to Carrie ❤😅😊

[@DanO530.8]

Sean penn always liked this guy since the 80s glad he’s back heck ya…can’t believe how good Dakota can do her acting job she’s incredible actress her expressions and everything and this is an understatement

[@sonumandal9450]

Her giggling is the best!

[@dewalddelange3502]

I can just imagine Dakota out six o'clock in the morning, in her pajamas, with a chain saw to cut down a tree, and waking up Jimmy.

[@baublesanddolls]

Ya, I’m sure she is. 🙄

[@queenbee3280]

I really love her outfit 😍

[@loveforeignaccents]

Always love when she's on!

[@ramdogg]

loved this 😂😂

[@jayjaz1873]

Dakota always beautiful, and funny. Handled the Wardrobe malfunction gracefully ❤❤look forward to seeing Daddio

[@hsd287]

Shes easily the prettiest we have seen in Hollywood so far excited to see her movie with Capn America ❤❤❤

[@NewMessage]

"Bring him over to the house." He can help lever that tree off the roof.

[@erflingnot]

Hi Christina, I’m In Dallas ! This is a great party game thanks for the idea Jimmy

[@truthhurts3524]

Guillermo pronouncing Funyuns is the best. “Fun onions”

[@komkommer22]

Dakota Johnson is so good at this stuff.

[@MadDragon75]

I love "Who's high".

[@jaxsun72]

I really hope Dakota goes back on SNL so she and PDD can further discuss rotten tomatoes movie scores. 😂

[@nikkijoycreations8708]

Oh DAKOTA! The whole world has already seen em!

[@baublesanddolls]

There’s nothing to see.

[@tugcebalta86]

Baby is coming... 💜🔆 This time, not from the stork, from the euculptus tree. 😁

[@rochellebrydie302]

She Has Grown Up To Be More Of A Star!!

[@MariaLopez-yn9pb]

Why do i feel like if this was Jimmy Fallon he would have either cut or given her his suit jacket

[@asynchronicity]

Manuel looks like a rogue forest ranger

[@JonBlondell]

More beautiful than ever!

[@kisiekat]

I would of said Guillermo was high 😂

[@genkakuzaii]

Someone give Manuel anything. That dude needs to be seen.

[@edgequeen17]

Oh yeah.

[@Notturnoir]

He can be an alternate

[@SamanthaAssaf]

Dakota has the best attitude ❤

[@khs3503]

I called manuel the second the showed all three lmfao

[@murburry17]

SAME 😂 former pothead, what can I say 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

[@gameappetit2268]

her "DJ" ring is so pretty.. 😍

[@b-dub6865]

Well, that designer is fired.

[@FixNewsPlease]

This is like a 10 minute wardrobe malfunction

[@juliaburns9125]

Dakota J is an actress with a lot of screen class.

[@eredinbreaccglas3935]

Wardrobe malfunction? I call that "50 shades of grey" curse, it's meant to be 😂

[@justtry3905]

Dakota is One of the Hollywood amazing creations, unfortunately she is so much under rated , please use her talents in many more moves . she is a Diamond in Film Industry .

[@MitziHart]

I fn' lOve this Woman 💗 Charismatic & authentic to the core, and oh so joyfully hilarious 🤗🤗🤗

[@snooozecc]

Why did the last lady sound like Mabel from Gravity Falls 😭

[@TheFyend]

Manuel looks like he's ready to host Brian Fellow's Safari Planet.

[@neelaugustine]

She's so natural ❤

[@luderspierre1501]

She was having a Janet Jackson superbowl moment.

[@bearin29]

She pulled off the wardrobe malfunction beautifully. Dakota should steal the dress design and make it 1000 times better and start a one dress fashion line.

[@cognocere]

Jimmy, next time offer your jacket man 👵🏿

[@KlaraBreznik-jm9pj]

What would a jacket do? Putting that on would be even more akward.

[@davidgoosen1633]

​@@KlaraBreznik-jm9pjit's a gentlemen gesture

[@Mysticalsmile777]

He probably offered her the jacket during commercial break and maybe she said "nah I'm fine". I mean we don't know that since we weren't there. So let's not come to conclusion, dear.

[@squaregangster]

Somebody should have come out with a safety pin !

[@KYLETISZAI]

I would have

[@zoe6723]

that would not work, possibly stringing the metals pieces together, would be a temporary, but ugly fix.

[@albertbrammer9263]

I feel sorry for Dakota with that dress. She handled it with dignity.

[@AnuragKumar-bs8si]

She is such a soft spoken and graciously beautiful women..I just love everything about her..I wish I could meet her someday.

[@brinsonopinion]

Dakota Johnson is always the greatest guest, she's an instant click-in.

[@calexprenas]

What the heck Jimmy and Dakota. It was so obv Manuel was the one lol

[@Alfredo78666]

Always funny and natural

[@jhinjhin00_1]

I guessed it was manuel the first second haha

[@angelinthemorning434]

I can watch this all day today

[@FlossBarz1523]

She's starting to remind me of my other girl crush Aubrey Plaza 😍😂

[@zoe6723]

I also love both of them, because they speak their mind.

[@mayelamunoz4922]

I think Jimmy did a good job of not touching her without her consent. He was very respectful of him

[@francesinez126]

Not touching someone without their consent is a very low bar for respect. And it's not a job.

[@sharrielee911]

What is she covering up anyway it's not like we haven't seen those mosquito bites before😂lol🤣

[@84bombsjetpack23]

0:26 is that a teleprompter? The text is so small. Jimmy must have a hard time reading it.

[@smtc-9]

5:56 LMAO

[@manilkasheran2934]

I can't ever imagine anyone being unhappy or in a bad mood with her around and Chris too!

[@laurensaunders4198]

i was right about Manuel lol