Dan and Phil Innuendos Reaction

[@arlettramirez131]

"What am I doing with my life" basically what I say everyday 😂😂

[@yasr9011]

Arlett Ramirez too true

[@LazyJamie]

Same!

[@Cheyenne97w]

"I think i might be Phil trash #2." GET IN LINE BOI.

[@LaceyLonon]

Am I the only one that said "Don't bang me, I'm not dirt."?

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Lacey Lonon dude, everyone said it

[@LazyJamie]

We all said it lol

[@noodlecake4190]

Lacey Lonon nooe

[@keta6518]

Triple Llove you're not the only one 😂

[@edalineeda3854]

When you watch so much Dan and Phil that you literally know everything they say by heart... I don't know if I should be proud or worried xD

[@mistyminnie5922]

Edaline Eda Same and I'm not even in the phandom THAT long

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Edaline Eda proud never worried

[@jade6052]

Edaline Eda honestly I can relate

[@imconfused6516]

Edaline Eda Both. You should be both.

[@LazyJamie]

Haha proud plz

[@narcissus3964]

"did it tickle your pickle" jesus christ jamie

[@bonnie_bonomi]

God, I'm scared. Now Jamie knows some part of Dan and Phil's videos by heart.

[@tharin8635]

Bonnie's Channel I think Jamie is worried for himself

[@bonnie_bonomi]

tharin simran He's worried for himself for sure

[@philseyelash8218]

jamie : haha straight me : oH jamie ily

[@casperfrey3809]

Phil's Eyelash He makes my day XD

[@infiresphan]

Phil's Eyelash that's where I got that joke

[@chalkcult]

:0 Phil's eyelash? *is that really you?*

[@lucye7342]

Jamie: *recites some of Dan and Phil video* Us: WE'VE DRAGGED HIM TOO FAR INTO THE PHANDOM GUYS THERE IS NO ESCAPE NOW JAMIE I'M SORRY

[@fanofeigdxs5391]

How do you upload so many videos a day and still have time for yourself? Your literally a super hero!

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Elle silly, he obviously has no life like most of us (me)

[@armyfallatthediscotwentyon5019]

did anyone hear Centuries from Fall Out Boy in the background.

[@vivianwages8572]

Sylvia Seymour YES

[@icinemarie9907]

YAS

[@bee7137]

Sylvia Seymour I PUT MY EAR CLOSE TO THE SPEAKERS TO HEAR IT AND RIGHT AS I DID THAT HE WEEZED AND IT WAS LOUD

[@marissahaverluk1594]

Sylvia Seymour yass

[@abbieelainex]

Sylvia Seymour I screamed as soon as it started cuz this video got 10x better

[@jessblackproductions]

Dude... I totally binge watch your vids. You're my favorite reaction channel. *crawls back from whence I came*

[@deadlyvk]

i was eating pocky sticks while watching this and i was laughing so hard i accidentally pushed one down my throat and ive been laughing more for the past five minutes...

[@absurd_turtle4684]

REACT TO THE URGE BY DANISNOTONFIRE PLEASE, I HAVE COMMENTED THIS ON SO MANY OF YOUR VIDEOS

[@moonlight-kh9rz]

react to Dan and Phil tweets and stuff like that from 2009-2010 c;

[@ellethelost4238]

Don't doubt yourself. Your hair is fabulous.

[@KilljoyPhan]

the second video you watched is mine, I'm glad you enjoyed it haha :)

[@caroline-bn9jd]

"That's not a mouth exercise, that's practising for phil later" i died

[@malinahunt496]

SAUSAGE What have we done to you? How many sexual jokes can Jamie make about them in one video?!

[@mackenzierealee4697]

Malina Hunts ikr

[@abriannaf9973]

Malina Hunts true

[@stonefruit2645]

I love your laugh 😍

[@LazyJamie]

[@stonefruit2645]

LazyJamie senpai noticed me😍🙌🏼😂

[@stonefruit2645]

LazyJamie you just made my day thank you 😍

[@Kiki-sc]

oh dear what the phandom has done to you, Jamie... btw love the new haircut!

[@thatplantfern]

HES GOTTEN MORE DIRTY MINDED CUZ OF DAN AND PHIL XD

[@ashlynkidd9057]

You should react to the "ummm dan compilation" please

[@cxiirx]

there is part 2 and 3 for the last vid .. do their innuendo bingo in their channels it's funny plus the day in the life of dan and phil I've been waiting so long give it to me

[@nickiamlive]

jamie, i just tripped and fell down the stairs when i was trying to comment on the new dnp games video. send help

[@kayleethatoneweirdchick2465]

Moniplays maybe to feel better you can think of how this basically happened "I BURNT YOUR BED TO A CRISP NOW HAVE A BABY PANCAKE!"

[@nickiamlive]

Kaylee York tru xD

[@kayleethatoneweirdchick2465]

Moniplays i hope you are ok xD

[@nickiamlive]

Kaylee York i am, just sprained my ankle and elbow, r.i.p

[@kayleethatoneweirdchick2465]

Moniplays that sucks. Get well soon!

[@ela9036]

YOUR HAIR !!!1!1!1!1!1!!1

[@brianderson7014]

"What am I doing with my life?" That quote from you is LITERALLY my life

[@puffpoff5993]

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE COLLAB AAHHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

[@karenalejandra3580]

if i did the Innuendo Bingo I'd just get the whole place wet from me laughing so hard at the clips

[@voltronkilledme6652]

I just realized that the background music of the second videos was Centuries by FOB!!

[@enderrstars]

In the second vid, did anyone notice that the background music was I remix kind of, from FOB (fall out boy)

[@aj-vi2uf]

"What am I doing with my life?" same, Jamiee same.

[@YatiSanghvi]

"I think I'm Phil trash #2" SAME Also, _yes_ do Akinator!!

[@moonstone2205]

dan and phil's innuendos honestly wrECk my life up so haRD

[@paradoxymoron187]

That entire custard video is just one giant innuendo, complete with BBC's description

[@dinacrn1424]

wow the side hair tho it reminds me of dan's hair but without the curlzzz

[@jayce2773]

Every time I see the "cockies" clip I just think to myself "Dan first of all why wouldn't he and two that just made it even more suspicious" when he says "Are you including that"

[@Jaemjamjen]

5:55 *Jamie:* And Dan is already laughing because he knows he's only eaten one and it was dans. *Me: Dying internally because it's literally the best thing I've ever heard.*

[@linniebee]

Your hair looks amazing! Also I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE COLLAB YOU ARE BOTH MY FAVES AAAAA

[@heyitsjazzi]

Omg there's you saying "this is the worst intro" and I'm here laughing my head off because it was the funniest thing ever, "DONT JUDGE MEEE" 😂 ALSO I LOVE THAT YOU KNEW THE WORDS WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO YOOUUUU? 😂😂

[@hintsofgray141]

aw phil trash #2 i think you just became my favorite person

[@mayabeanpapaya]

I love your hair!! love the vid too! it made me laugh for ages

[@emmadomescik-rink2083]

Yay!!!!! You and MJ are my favorite reaction channels!!!!

[@readthecomment7267]

*Gets notification over reading confusing phanfic* "What is this im CONFUSED 😣"

[@adwerq9825]

Your intro was so random, even for you!! XD loved the vid, as always :)

[@hannaa1301]

you should react to dan and phil's "sexy internet dating" videos, they're hilarious 😂

[@patdfan7997]

im sorry im sorry what have we done to u are u ok... i feel like we ruined ur life should i should be ashamed ...sorry

[@patdfan7997]

ok i cant...i cant im soooooooo sorry

[@LazyJamie]

No; Thanks for enhancing it!

[@kobenisgf]

YOOO I SEE YOUR FRESH NEW CUT LOOKING GOOD MY BOI

[@love-on-a-wire]

Hey Jamie! I just wanted to say that you're one of my favorite KZbinrs and your reactions never fail to put a smile on my face, even on bad days and I really appreciate that :D I can't wait to see your channel grow. Keep up the good work ^_^

[@daliaruizholt1415]

thumbs up if you love Jamie as much as I do.

[@mylifeascas4867]

Sausage!!!!!!!! I love how he knows all most every line that dnp say. It's okay, I do to. Lol. 😂😂😂

[@jade6052]

I kept replaying when Phil was like "that's heaven compared to what was in my mouth" because he kept repeating "wot wot wot" I was dying omg

[@maryposy]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD

[@chelseatill413]

its been an honor watching you go from clueless about them to a demon phannie

[@joysstuff9753]

you should react to Shane Dawson's KZbin conspiracy theory video. it destroyed​ my soul and I still haven't recovered

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Elizabethregina 97 I KNOW! I WAS CRAFTING 😍😭😭

[@abbiesharkey]

Elizabethregina 97 yessss

[@Zaymonia]

Oh my god what have we done to this boy there is no saving him now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiarock04]

5:57 I'm laughing too much I can't breathe send help 😂

[@ZoeDelToro]

"yeah he knows he's eaten ones and it was dan's." I WAS DRINKING WATER AND SPIT IT OUT ON MY COMPUTER WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME LMAO

[@kimjuanalehmann2365]

hahahaha that intro already just straight up killed me instantly omfg XD XD XD XD love it

[@dysenteryworld]

YOUR HAIR OMG I LOVE

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

Jamie it scares me how you know a lot of these clips.. you've come too far. You've advanced too quickly. ABORT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

nah m8 you're too far in now ;)

[@phoenixedmond7370]

You know Jamie is a true fan boy when he knows the lyrics to a videos.

[@felicia9467]

can you react to Dan and Phil MySpace? it will give you some intresting theories about phan.....

[@Corpseboo]

10:26 I just realised that the background music is "centuries" by FOB (fallout boy)

[@readthecomment7267]

I really like the editing Jamie very nice👌

[@Koraaaaaaaah]

In the second video the background music was a 8 bit version of centuries from Fall Out Boy

[@flordeoutubro]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS AWESOME AAAAA

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

I just now realised that for the second video it's Centuries in the background....right?

[@Booksforlife-sc1lx]

Jamie: Phil trash #2 confirmed

[@raifu_chan]

Omg I love him so much

[@kiwi_2703]

Oh the innuendos... 😂 ( your hair looks great btw ) Have you watched the new sims video? There were so many Love Eyes Lester moments 😭

[@caritocav]

Love your haircut!

[@beomwonz]

Youre just so perfect Jamie, honestly

[@kait127]

In the words of Hannah Hoffman, Phil knows what he’s doing, he says he doesn’t know what he said but he’s a grown ass man, own up to your jokes.. Edit: I’m pretty sure some of the stuff jamie says sounds like every fangirl’s mind

[@browntr95]

I love how you're not even ashamed that your so deep into the phandom that you can mouth along...

[@bee7137]

Jamie, you are mouthing along to the words. You need more of a life then I do.

[@m0nnie_]

Lmao and your username is even "I need a life" 😂😂😂😂

[@deborap1906]

the video with most innuendos is the one Phil made with Jim Chapman. that was hilarious

[@tammys8689]

Can you react to Dan and Phil sexy internet dating?

[@erinrosebogle2679]

"How saucy horhorhor does it tickle your pickle" Me: *looks up like I'm on the office*

[@starlesseyes5713]

Sausage

[@jade6486]

i love ur haircut!!!

[@karis4041]

Yuh MJ and Jamie lovelovelove

[@mafealarcon0624]

mate.... I'm kind of worried for u! hahahhahahahha u are to deep in this phandom! bless u

[@blckbIue]

i had a pretty shitty day but this actually improved it so thank you:) i like your hair cut tho

[@TheFormlessBlob]

"what am I doing with my life?" what life mate

[@bowie7137]

I just cut my hair too ,I cut it REALLY REALLY short and I love it😂

[@odanruiz4219]

"WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE" he finally asks

[@abhit495]

love life and now its good enough, love you guys

[@candacelee1480]

You probably won't see this but if you somehow do can you react to Dan and Phil in sync? It's sooo cute!

[@lo9804]

"that's what philyyyy said"

[@abyssalseas3944]

This should be amusing. My mother is on the couch behind me. xD

[@usernotfound2841]

😂 I watch you and MJay. I'm subscribed to both of you!

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

"what am i doing with my life" i ask the same question Jamie.

[@julesleann5905]

It is 1 AM, okay...NOw, as I am trash I cannot resist watching videos so it's up to you...This is why I get no sleep so thnks for that

[@noone-ke7kj]

lol, "Dan's only laughing cause he knows he's only eaten one, and its Dan's" -lazy Jami 2k17

[@ameliaplimmer1168]

You should watch the phan songs '2009' '2012' '2020' and 'long distance love' PLEEAAASSEEE

[@mo0n_child_83]

Centuries in the background 😍

[@sydneymadison5802]

Your hair looks awesome!

[@beepboopienjoysoup8132]

Jamie: "im phil trash number 2" Dan: DDHJSYKDRIJEWXBUFBJDGH

[@alicexoxo7572]

Do you know what the word 'lyrics' means? It doesn't mean what Phils saying, that means a song.

[@jungwon_blue]

My favourite reactor!