Dan and Phil being inappropriate (sometimes accidentally)

[@lesters_cult]

eternally grateful that phil almost never thinks before he speaks.

[@lesters_cult]

@gerard way says you're all gay, sorry ty💞

[@cephi]

both a blessing and a curse

[@nova-vp9rj]

Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?

[@snowflower7360]

@@nova-vp9rj I think it's that "I almost blinded myself" video, not sure

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

I have basically no philter. FUCK! I MEANT FILTER!

[@-ellieille-]

Here’s the thing: Once Phil says it, he knows that it’s bad, but he just has no filter. Dan knows what he’s saying and says it anyway.

[@nova-vp9rj]

Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?

[@-ellieille-]

Nova I believe that’s from Dan’s video called I Nearly Blinded Myself!

[@eee8665]

@@-ellieille- it is,i only remember because i watched it infront of my mum and that bit happened

[@-ellieille-]

Blueberry Rain Oof 😬

[@Justanotherpot]

@@nova-vp9rj When he blinded himself with the deodorant

[@Why-uo7cj]

Mainly just Dan making inappropriate jokes on purpose and then Phil making then accidentally

[@echoisextra5045]

Ravendoesntreallywantto “accidently”

[@Why-uo7cj]

echo I feel like he just doesn’t thing but then the second he says it he realises what he just said and then immediately looks at Dan like “Uhhhh I didn’t mean it like that” but then recently, he just doesn’t care, he’ll talk about whatever he wants, he swore once on camera in one of the more recent videos too, without persuasion and asking from us and Dan, mainly Dan.

[@echoisextra5045]

Ravendoesntreallywantto yeah i agree, but when phil said “what are you gonna measure?” like that cannot be a mistake

[@Why-uo7cj]

echo yeah there are a few where he has straight up subtly made references without thinking and then pretends to be like “hah no I’m innocent, I didn’t mean it like that” but then he actually does mean it like that and but he hadn’t been thinking was just letting words flow.

[@nova-vp9rj]

Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?

[@naiveloveagain]

We all know phil knew what he was talking about. He tries to keep his ‘innocent’ persona but we KNOW. WE KNOW.

[@-ellieille-]

Once he says it, he _knows_ what he said, but he just has no filter 😂

[@naiveloveagain]

gerard way says you're all gay, sorry thanks so much !

[@naiveloveagain]

Ellie Rose philly the boy with no filter

[@naiveloveagain]

J Ml you know it

[@farinatasmia9134]

If you've seen his recent videos yes he definitely knows what hes doing

[@jordawesomeface]

I want to thank you for basically carrying the whole phandom now-

[@cephi]

literally

[@emilia-tm]

So true tbh

[@saragarofano9727]

Mother

[@yashiro560]

Tbh yeah

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

truth

[@hannahruby9373]

“I’m more of a sausage in the evening kind of guy” will forever be one of my favorite things Phil has ever said

[@stevesbirdfood9246]

“Do I need to stop filming and have a word with you”

[@lokisen8818]

6:20 "the neighbors are going to call the police again" AGAIN???

[@karutaro1776]

Can you make a “Phil’s lowest moments compilation”? Either that or “Dan having an existential crisis”.

[@nova-vp9rj]

Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?

[@ilikemendigo]

@@nova-vp9rj it's from dan's 'i nearly blinded myself' video

[@wowie_206]

So for existential crisis’s that would be a very very long video

[@samanthae.1002]

I feel like this should be longer *much longer*

[@madison8710]

i would like but theres 69 so i cant

[@samanthae.1002]

real trash I can like my own comment to ruin it so you don’t have too It’s okay, I’ve already lost my dignity

[@madison8710]

@@samanthae.1002 thank you for understanding

[@samanthae.1002]

real trash I got u bro

[@MA-dq8wd]

............that's what she said

[@marynmancini1365]

The one thing I hate about the first clip is that he knew what he was saying and deliberately looked at the camera, and then Phil was just over there being a cute cinnamon roll as always.

[@bigladdamien7774]

Come into my *LADY DOOR* *FEMALE EXIT* *QUEEN CAGE* Edit: Please forgive me if these are wrong

[@connorw5091]

_ HonorTheWolf _ *queen cage i think

[@egg3143]

I know I may sound dumb, But what does that mean?

[@bigladdamien7774]

AhhhOoo Oooo Probably for the best haha, it sounds *wrong* basically

[@egg3143]

@@bigladdamien7774 I see, Thank you

[@Amanids]

oh they are so wrong. but not grammatically just oh so dirty and wrong.

[@h6llxw66n]

More like: “Dan is being disgusted and amazed by Phil for 10 minutes straight”

[@burnoverme]

You mean: gay* ... I’ll go home now 😂

[@emmad9657]

I love how after every joke they make one looks at the camera like the office Edit: 8:42 Louise looks at Phil as soon as he has his fist in his mouth

[@Randomness823]

I love how she gently takes his wrist and tries to remove his fist but he refuses and she gets progressively more uncomfortable. It's so funny

[@lizzie6351]

'you loved it. you want to do it *more* ' '...alright' makes me cringe eVERYTIME

[@scrumpys1fan757]

It doesn't sound like a joke so I'm just like 😏😳

[@brodieholroyd9354]

ahhh you forgot dan's "i'm ACTUALLY having an-" i'm sure you know what's next.

[@jackrigby3848]

BrodxeOnlineX what was that from?

[@brodieholroyd9354]

@@jackrigby3848 one of their easter baking videos

[@willratheram854]

ForestFortress baking monster pops :)

[@CoffeeQueen03]

I'm prettttttyyyy sure my all time fave is Phil's iconic "I've eaten two cockies" and Dan's embarrassed breakdown that follows as Phil tries to play it off like it's all fine and dandy when it is in fact NOT all fine and dandy wtf Phil

[@loismcclelland6752]

I’ve been trying to look for the original video for that clip and can’t find it anywhere! What video is that from?

[@CoffeeQueen03]

I think the $5 internet experience

[@loismcclelland6752]

Coffee Queen thank u!

[@matdeja4005]

The best part is Dans terrified face every time Phil start doing that hand gesture

[@kusuocoded]

the realization that the “getting over it” video is over two years old is something else like...

[@emogirl6891]

“Accidentally”

[@reilly_17]

1:58 Their facial expressions have me wondering

[@jayz0nx]

“You could fit a hole can of beans in there”

[@procrastinationmoose1466]

Phil: "I'm more of a sausage in the evening guy. Rather than in the morning." Dan: *are you kidding me* FORESHADOWING! 😂😂😂

[@jorjathegoodwitch]

The first clip is so fascinating to me ‘cause it just shows how confident Dan has become over time. He just looks at us dead in the eyes saying: “top or bottom, Phil?” and he shrugs and shakes his head as if to say: “I don’t care, what are you gonna do? Take it out of context? By all means” It’s like the phandom isn’t affecting him as much as it used to, and it makes me happy

[@juliarothstein]

phil: “i do a lot with my left hand” dan: :o

[@jiasharma-chaube474]

The best part of all of these is Dan's reaction to Phil

[@MA-dq8wd]

And those are just the ones they kept in. Imagine all the innuendos they had to cut out

[@kinit4443]

These CANNOT BE AN ACCIDENT HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@arohiv8884]

Love the profile pic 👌

[@flies_of_fire]

how did ANYONE ever think Phil was straight oh my GOD

[@july_juli]

7:45 “Do I need to stop filming and have a word with you?” 😆😆😆 Can I die, please 8:27 oh that’s an old video. You see how Dan didn’t realize it immediately. And now when Phil starts speaking Dan already: “don’t-..”

[@catkingthomas]

i like the 'never google extreme granny' like it just comes out of nowhere

[@karlarios1975]

I love the fact that this is mostly Phil making weird ass comments

[@cephi]

6:24 "the neighbors aee gonna call the police AGAIN" phil what does that mean why did they call them first time uhhh

[@xAcidRatx]

Omg I forgot about the lady door 😂

[@xAcidRatx]

Eli the duck idk honestly lol I just haven’t watch Dan and Phil related content in a while

[@xAcidRatx]

Katelyn Causey ahhh idk lmao

[@taivascat]

i literally thought about it today, i have no idea why

[@mantamoony]

7:08 me and my best friend googled that during a sleepover and I think that scaring us made our friendship stronger

[@blueblue7738]

AFandomNerd I’m too concerned to google the images but I’m very curious as to what it is lol

[@hd6876]

Aaliyah Wallace porn

[@fern107]

Dan: “do I need to stop filming and have a ‘word’ with you?” Everyone watching: 😳👉🏻👌🏻

[@kyedomdum]

What part is thattttt???

[@plarizedpinklemnz6964]

This was the first ever Dan and Phil video I watched, which means that the first ever words I've ever heard Dan say was 'Top or bottom Phil?' *help*

[@oliviagrace4269]

is no one really talking about when phil said ‘you wanna do more of that’ and dans reaction was just p r i c e l e s s.

[@eglej6647]

The gae energy it radiates.. God bless

[@courtneyfredericksen2562]

well well well... look what you dragged in. a rat with no hesitation when it comes to clicking on your videos. (me)

[@bo4915]

No, the cat doesn’t talk, loUIS-

[@Somya_K]

@@bo4915 well well well

[@camelotspies]

IM AT MY DADS AND I CANT WATCH IT IM SO SAD

[@st0rypage]

7:41 this makes me chuckle every time I hear it💀

[@dex1041]

8:52 his smile 🥺🥺🥺

[@aleaha.9938]

“Let’s not go there right now Phil, put it down” highest tier mom friend

[@notyep_]

phil: “what’s your joey’s name?” dan: **very proudly** “little D!” phil: *giggles very ashamed* dan: *innocently* “little Dan!”

[@rylieflops3859]

i was calling my friend then saw this and just said bai loser and hung up to watch this 3 times i can stop laughing 😂

[@Olivia3641]

Dan: “I want to explore all the holes.” “That’s what she said.” I can’t stop rewinding that over and over again! I died! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jacquecgg04]

IM QUENCHED THANK YOU

[@Jacquecgg04]

god themself has noticed me

[@cephi]

3:32 that hits *so* differently now

[@sarahsparks6573]

You are my favorite human currently. I miss Dan and Phil content, but this helps. ❤️😂

[@user77797]

i’m just cleaning the house and watching this it’s great

[@music_addict_with_a_pen1397]

WHAT IS HAPPENING OH MY PHIL AHH Edit: Phil just says inappropriate things and doesn’t realize it and dan does ahh

[@esmew8456]

the TUNNEL OF FRIENDSHIP I remember that moment so vividly

[@ironically_iconic9848]

Honestly I can’t believe footage of the milking game exists it’s practically a fan fic

[@solkai7575]

phil, the most confident gay

[@wildelio]

dan & phil: ceo’s of “that sounded wrong”

[@fungione]

3:16 Dan's face changing is pure gold

[@freshlybakedbread8392]

cOME IN MY LADY DOOR Miss their content sm but this is like a smol bandaid over the wound lmao Fr tho y this lowkey hurt like the g note

[@mozzarella_stix2652]

Phil: “I can get it up as much as you” Dan: has a crisis and cringes out of existence

[@sadaesthetic4979]

3:33 accurate as heck

[@rawanthebookworm1536]

Phil: * looking at a toy spider * Phil: Is anyone sexually attracted to spiders? That’s a whole mood

[@lizmaryreyesdurieux8643]

Yayyy my crack is here!!!

[@smol_chilli_pepper]

4:02 my favourite of all time

[@susienight6118]

3:33 😂😂 I remember the first time I heard phils sentence then laughed. knowing what Dan meant when he said,” phil u shared too much”🤣

[@gabriellas]

"you loved it, you wanna do it more..." literally my favorite moment in the history of dan and phil

[@itsme.lucaaa]

1:10 I love that moment so so much I can’t even 😂😂😂

[@aeris2703]

An alternative title: phil vibing and dan being disgusted

[@annikapeck]

Was watching dan and Phil when I got this notification.

[@emogirl6891]

Bnana Crbanara same🤧

[@unsocialonsocialmediaimlon8167]

Actuaccllyyy same

[@moonypads2072]

7:50 Istg I got a Jesus add right after that 😂

[@Sophia-ff7vq]

The fact this is 10 minutes long says everything

[@ayushibhanja]

you know I've just realised I desperately want Dan to play the lead in a romantic comedy just so we can present his lanky awkwardness in a way that is more palatable for the public and then watch them fall in love with him

[@hahahahahjocelyn9849]

7:12 and 8:37 - very original dan lmao

[@faithbachmann]

“I’m more of a sausage in the evening type of guy” had me CACKLING

[@deceasedcows]

I like how Phil is always the worst for this sort of thing

[@TheAkumuKing]

4:38 pretty blunt there buddy.

[@sophia-qp9qh]

Well this is what I needed today... thank you 🖤

[@ianjustus324]

Lady door was the perfect way to end this! 😂

[@pepamanzur9793]

2:19 is a whole different level

[@LEAH_666]

"I'm controlling it with K and M which is what I'm gonna do if you don't stop talkin" 😂

[@eleanorneath530]

it's also fun seeing these in the light of their coming out... i feel like it makes the jokes funnier and helps understand why they probably find them so funny at the time lmao

[@awkwardotter13]

3:16 reminds me of “22 Jump Street” XD

[@harshitasrivastava]

Dan's face whenever Phil makes a dirty joke is either done, or laughing, and bothh are damn precious

[@krisd730]

im not even surprised that there is 10 solid minutes of unholyness

[@yooniepie1637]

Dan: i will choke you in the night you bafoon. Phil: Don't choke me Daddy ummm da hell Phil 🤣

[@ellengomm6972]

"You can't say that!" "You say it all the time!"

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

Mother has blessed us with the joint content we all needed, compiled into a beautiful concoction of sentences and gestures that are a combination of innocence and far from it. Ironically enough Phil knew what he was doing in half the things he said, he can't hide his innocence too well... ;)

[@iheartrynasia]

when dan does the hopeless stare from being offended😭

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

sometimes I forget Phil is older than Dan

[@thatoneothernerd4850]

this was literally mostly phil, HOW

[@pancakeoftheopera2808]

Louise being in shock and telling Dan to take it out is my new will to live.

[@leokarsan1093]

I’ve never watched them before but I heard that people in the fandom think they are in a relationship and after this you can’t convince me they aren’t

[@jennybenny5091]

I can understand the live streams, but the ones in the videos? They left those in? It always amazes me what they leave in the videos. It makes me wonder what they cut out

[@meanangeI]

honestly i really want them to make a video about the time their neighbours called the police on them lmaooo

[@macksies420]

Dan is that one trashy chaotic friend that everyone loves. I stan 01 gemini.

[@4n3m01a]

you literally carry this entire fandom

[@anne-se8hw]

I’m not even in the phandom anymore but , this video is blessed

[@sammorrow3036]

Its Dan's face that kills me everytime phil says something

[@MusicalBloodDrop]

Okay but can anything compare to the depth of despair at 8:55

[@midnight_lily]

Ok but Phil always does it accidentally and Dan is very aware of what he's saying, he just doesn't care

[@starnutter448]

The phandom us what took my innocence 😂