Dan and Phil moments but it's out of context (mostly inappropriate)

[@LonelyWriter]

This video was suggested by MusicalBloodDrop It took a lot of time to make this one but it was worth it and funny to work on it. I've included clips from DanandPhilCRAFTS because i thought would be funny to include it a video that don't have context at all in a out of context vid lol i really hope u like it, stay safe and strong! Peace!

[@kendallcomolli]

the fact that most of these don’t make it any better even with any kind of context

[@juliajihae]

Dan's face of disgust will never not amuse me

[@clarissarojas7959]

Phil: Come in my _l a d y d o o r_ Dan: *visible disgust*

[@lovestumacher]

Same lol

[@jeanmcg4566]

Remember kids, if a strange man offers you sweets, there’s probably more in his car 😉 ~Dan Howell

[@diamondust2054]

i visually envisioned this video, with that same hair he had, while reading it in his voice. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[@ellagrimshaw397]

@@diamondust2054 what video is it from?

[@Marie44951]

The worst part is the drink bleach part of that video.

[@diamondust2054]

Ella Grimshaw it’s from the video “rejects”, a collab with tomska!

[@gius-ih3qh]

From which video is it?

[@starlight444]

The dorito salsa dip never fails to make me laugh they really peaked there

[@Human-kk6yo]

I was just hoping no one heard it when I was watching this because without the context or watching it it seems so dodgy and weird 😂 I agree though, it's amazing 😂

[@matti1279]

It sounds like a fanfic lmaaoo

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

The chip peaked too if you know what I mean ;)

[@rinnittt]

d i p m e

[@emmad9657]

They know what they’re saying. They always know Edit: alternative title: Dan looking at the camera like Jim from the office for 10 minutes straight(gay)

[@alittle_love_toby]

Imagine someone who is new in the Phandom and watches this before one of the actual videos

[@doovy486]

please somebody get someone to do that.

[@doovy486]

I would, but I have no friends.

[@user77797]

Doovy Rules i would, but i’d scare the few friends i had and then i would have no friends

[@OddiMiseinen]

Well I was new in summer and I watched few montages like that before watching all the gaming videos.. I was...IMPRESSED

[@doovy486]

@@user77797 😂

[@m3tall1ca04]

dan: WE GOT THE D me hoping my mom didn't hear: 👁👄👁

[@confetticupcake]

dan’s face before phil says something is just a mix of “fml”, “i’m purely worried”, and, “my channel is getting flagged.” 😂

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

8:02 phil says ‘not again’ meaning either dan has picked him up in the past or they had to film that several times because dan cant pick up phil

[@lilliematthews7922]

pot-ay-to pot-ah-to Someone said that Dan picked Phil up during one of their stage shows, but I’ve never found any footage to prove that.

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

Lillie Matthews i guess we shall never know the true story

[@leewalden3061]

This has always bothered me

[@_gremlinboy]

Yep that was a real thing kzbin.info/www/bejne/npKbfZdpmd-Yeas I feel like there's a few cursed past experiences though

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

Morgan LeBlanc angels do exist, i thank thee

[@withapicketsign]

you know its gonna be good content when the video starts with "fist the sheep"

[@toemad12]

dan is literally like: 👁👄👁

[@f0rmlessbl0b]

8:53 I verbally said "NO NOT THE BANANA"

[@user77797]

it’s so unsettling for some weird reason i get you

[@KJ-qd4ek]

Samee

[@linklink2338]

Ladydoor was a MISTAKE

[@m3tall1ca04]

a GOOD mistake

[@sammust4850]

So was the rest

[@cavesystem3106]

mistakes are happy accidents :)

[@thylatrash7668]

personal highlights are "i have this vision of you as my boy-slave", dan's face at the top or bottom question, and the entire nacho thing which i honestly still can't believe actually happened

[@Em-rg2wg]

Phil: Do you think anyone is sexually attracted to spiders. Dan, sounding extremely tired: *sigh* Let's not go there right now, Phil...

[@HannahG-nk2mf]

God I can only imagine what living with Phil 24/7 is like...im jealous of Dan

[@MissCute20601]

you watch a video like this and suddenly you wonder why you have devoted more than ten years of your one and only existence to serving the two human forms of a car crash

[@fungione]

I'm wondering why I spent 4 years doing this too.. can I go back to 1990 pleaseplease I was born literally 19 years after that but 1990-2010 were the best years and I was either far from fetus form, fetus or baby and I wanna be an emo from the 2000s, not the 2010-2020s ;(( edit: baby emos venting in 2020 be like:

[@Jacquecgg04]

ladydoor brought back vietnam flashbacks

[@idapavova2668]

I didn't come up with any clever comment but I'm here to show support

[@epicspark5616]

There hasn’t ever been context to dan and Phil crafts

[@novaisdeadinside2571]

With or without context it has the exact same effect and I'm here for it

[@lydiathompson4319]

my favorite thing ever is dan looking increasingly more horrified as phil paints himself into an innuendo-filled corner

[@magalilangsam1162]

8:25 the fact that they didn't realize we would get it in other way but we did

[@Cosmic_Mj]

Magali Langsam .... I... didn’t. Notice.... until now.........

[@user77797]

holy shittttttt... why

[@ninthhhhh]

Ladydoor will NEVER dieeee 😂

[@eliovargas253]

there's something about 2009 dan sensually eating a banana while staring into your soul that feels very violating

[@xxkilljoyforeverxx7475]

Dan’s face after Phil says something inappropriate is always hilarious

[@cattykrazy581]

1:06 I lost it here

[@anneb.6153]

One of my favorite Phil quotes. :D

[@Cranjis20]

1:00 “Do ya think anyone’s sexually attracted to spiders?” *What my adhd is like*

[@solkai7575]

There’s no heterosexual explanation for a good 70% of these

[@TrueBeelzebub]

1:18 “basically stuff coming in and out of my mouth” he REALLY didn’t think about that before he said it. I’m 💀😂

[@aidaadib2937]

What video is this ???

[@waltoo1229]

Can't wait to show this to my friends and for them to think that I'm watching some kind of porno lmao

[@deceasedcows]

"I'll just put my ass in the air and hope for the best" That's not how Yoga works phil...

[@helvetica988]

tbh at 1:18 dan already exposed himself way before he came out

[@karlaortiz9845]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@OddiMiseinen]

"Tunnel of friendship" and "what are u gonna measure?" are peaks of quality Phil humour

[@sammust4850]

Phil just making random noises while playing the game and can looking disturbed and concerned for the channel is the best

[@anneb.6153]

It's always a great moment when Phil realises, what he just said. :D

[@absolutesnails6733]

Bold of you to assume I don’t know the context of these

[@m3tall1ca04]

I thought i had that banana video erased from my memory

[@lucasgarcia8285]

I hear the music all the time in my mind BUMMMMbumbumBUdadsaddhahdaaaBuMmMMMmmmmM

[@m3tall1ca04]

@@lucasgarcia8285 same here lmaoo

[@ioannad1857]

You forgot the most iconic: P: Roll it out a centimetre thick just like the length of D: Phils-- *Phil looks at him concerned/shocked/scared* D: Self control over sweets!!!!

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

“Do me up, Dan.” Meanwhile Dan sniffs a fucking marker the same way most of us would a perfume testing paper strip.

[@maliafitz4088]

This should be called 10 minutes of me laughing like a 12 year old boy

[@diamondust2054]

i can never fully enjoy these types of videos because i already know the context which they’re taken out of :(( anyways thank you for uploading this i’m always hungry for some joint content

[@cereal_picnic]

*tries and fails to think of a 'last time i was this early' joke*

[@Malicious_Malice]

Last time I was this early.... ...Dan and Phil games was still a thing ...Dan still posted ...joint content was still a thing ...Dan and Phil were so deep in the closet they were in Narnia ...Pinof was still a thing you're welcome

[@cereal_picnic]

That Random Emo Lurking In The Darkness oof thanks 😂

[@Malicious_Malice]

@@cereal_picnic no problem XD

[@woodlandirises]

Something to Phil the phil-less void 😌✌️

[@breadloaf8220]

0:56 this clip perfectly sums up their dynamic

[@reilly_17]

8:36 I’m so uncomfortable that I start laughing really hard

[@aleaha.9938]

Phil trying to play off whatever it is he said and Dan just staring at him disgusted and sometimes slightly amused will always be my favorite thing. Also Dan’s look of concern and/or horror every time Phil starts to talk and he just _knows_ his channel is about to get flagged

[@Jaxxolotle]

Dan literally sounds like a disappointed mother at 1:05 😂😂😂

[@kmations4049]

_"do i want naked handstand man? probably not."_

[@rowieowo]

Alternative title: Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop please stop- You may keep scrolling, have a good day

[@edgarallanpoestan]

Oh my god I forgot about ladydoor how did I forget about something so integral to the phandom

[@yym997]

omfg yay, I'm early againnn. haha yayyy, mother has posteddd •^•

[@yym997]

yay I got hearted :D

[@helenalleite3295]

Ok but when dan fitted his WHOLE HAND in his mouth i was genuinely worried... and intrigued

[@dollarstoremint]

I love how Dan looks either super confused or thoroughly disgusted and I love it 😂

[@augustg2059]

Everytime I see the tunnel of friendship one all I can focus on is how nice his hands are

[@strawberrystix2392]

I miss dan, legit checking his channel every month, I fully support his decision he just made me laugh so much and made me happy! 2 months until a year yall 🥰

[@tylerrr1391]

Me: Mom can we get Destroya? Mom: No honey, we have Destroya at home. Destroya at home: 4:35

[@0urxladyx0fxgh0stz8]

THIS SENT ME 💀

[@byrdie1461]

I'm actually crying this is my aesthetic I finally found it thank you

[@wildelio]

2:22 dan’s like: too close to home tom :(

[@meganroepke9601]

Laughter, food and sex. Basically stuff coming in and out of my mouth apparently. -Daniel Howell 😂

[@LifeofaVoodooDoll]

That Halloween baking vid with the Monsterpops.... true classic ❤️ (the high tide of my crush on Dan. Oooof)

[@reilly_17]

2:21 that hits very differently and uncomfortably now :(

[@madisonm2167]

Ik :(

[@courtneyfredericksen2562]

goddamnit here we go again- also we love when our parents just hear "COME IN MY LADYDOOR" from the other room

[@laurennn3609]

to this day i have no idea what the fuck phil meant when he said "ive got this weird vision of you being my boy slave and i am the cat-like master"😭😭

[@TheKingOfTrains1921]

I love how when dan picks up Phil, Phil says not again..... like this is a normal thing they do.

[@natashamcdonald8735]

y e s. my day is good now

[@drippingbeans]

“Remember kids, if a strange man offers you sweets, there is probably more in his car ;))” - Daniel Howell

[@poorlywrittenfics]

What a lovely Dan & Phil content harvest this year. Perhaps soon we'll have new content on the gaming channel for an even better collection.

[@wryn.is.trying]

i come from the future bearing good news :)

[@yym997]

also 1:42 this low-key sounded like James Charles 😆

[@emmamiele5850]

The tunnel of friendship thing never fails to make me laugh

[@alt_rat]

I watched dan and phil for the first time when i was 14 but mostly i couldnt understand of the jokes. Now im 18 and rewatching their videos and compilations like this one and boy i missed a lot of jokes there😂😂😂

[@reilly_17]

Imagine you’re blind and this is the very first video you decided to watch of Dan and Phil.

[@jazzyjuice2002]

NOT TWINK DAN WITH THE BANANA, THAT WAS A FUCKIN JUMPSCARE 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

I didn't know how much I needed this. I sometimes wish I didn't know the context to every one of these

[@lizzie6351]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE KZbinR OF ALL TIME ASIDE FROM DAN AND PHIL

[@helvetica988]

dan outed himself way before BIG when he said things coming in and out of my mouth

[@roohahammad300]

Gosh this has to be my favorite one so far omg

[@dumbass_pml1199]

I literally can quote every part of this video 💀

[@stephyt5815]

thank you for this. we all needed it

[@no-ln4uc]

the cats in the end are the best thing i've seen all week

[@wariela3004]

Im not sure if this is a good idea but a video of Dan saying "this is the worst experience of my entire life" because he says that a lot, like he has had a lot of worst experiences of his entire life lmao

[@toflubrainz]

i do NOT have headphones why does my family have to hear dan moaning

[@itsnotworthit7178]

Phil is so innocent he doesn't even know he made an innuendo until Dan points it out

[@camillej4223]

Imagine being someone in Dan's family and finding the clip of him licking that banana 😂😂😂 god I love these idiots 😭😂❤

[@escapingbeans]

this made me genuinely laugh after a miserable day, thank you

[@isabell6964]

Dan and Phil Crafts still gives me nightmares

[@imadoor2205]

You posted! Thats so cool :D

[@lucifersqueen6669]

At 0:40 dans face was pure disappointment lmao

[@SiberianHeartty]

1:16 I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHHDJS

[@elisetindra8239]

I’ve waited for you to post this kind of video!

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

When Dan said about the bondage writers i felt attacked

[@rashi4553]

Dan's fanfic enactments and that banana clip haunts me to this day🤣

[@aguamineral]

your compilations will never not make me laugh

[@meglazenbyx9797]

I keep getting bra adverts before dan and Phil videos...

[@matildab.7954]

i just realised how much i miss them:(

[@mwarner7236]

this content is the only thing getting me though life right now

[@sage2658]

i just wanna know how anyone ever thought dan could have been straight (i mean... 1:18??? cmon guys. there is no straight explaination)

[@realitea299]

you’re the best phan account ily

[@m3tall1ca04]

Phil is so wholesome on his personal channel and then when he is on the gaming channel his inner hoe makes an appearance (please dont come @ me this is a joke)

[@dnptwt]

ty for this