Dan and Phil play CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SIMULATOR 2

[@mortmort97]

This week on sentences you never thought you'd hear: "There IS a child attached to my plunger!!!"

[@Ab-oc7td]

😂😂😂

[@SmartPuff_]

😂😂😂😂😂 also, your profile pic speaks the truth

[@nightmareeyes6220]

yep

[@minecraftchicken4172]

+Fruity LilacGamer I think you mean do

[@tianawindbuchler8379]

literally the best comment of 2015 ngl

[@jessjones580]

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT DANS SHIRT BUT LOOK HOW CUTE PHIL LOOKS TOO AWH

[@amy-he2xm]

YEAH WTF IS UP WITH THAT!

[@lilpendeja8211]

smol bean

[@Jay_bird-we7gh]

It matches his eyes!!!#

[@Likeyourn]

+Jess Jones YESS

[@sanha5191]

HE LOOKS GORGEOUS

[@yourlocalratfrog7177]

"Is there a child attached to my plunger?" And other sentences Phil has said

[@im_azraelle]

c3rysL "It's a bondage crocodile"

[@boomy1381]

AwkwardAntiBean 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ishbel1409]

Only in a dan and phil video

[@imtired7865]

Dan: YOU JUST KICKED SANTA! Phil: IM SORRY!!! *continues to kick santa*

[@cordeliax8972]

"A ginger child lets get one of those on our tree" I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[@neppent6244]

but you're hagrid

[@krazyway467]

Your profile pic makes this comment 1000 times better

[@reetheworld845]

+Emily Struthers sAME

[@carnith-]

+Emily Struthers haha, but imagine Hagrid as an x-mas tree decoration XD

[@phanx5soshowlter809]

OMG CAN I COME? NATURAL GINGER HERE!!

[@canderivero2303]

petition for dan and phil to play any game, but really drunk

[@canderivero2303]

that would be hilarious, please omg

[@ellaashlin4768]

Omg we wish

[@kirralang9414]

+Cande Rivero I VOTE YES

[@summerwitika346]

They make such adorable faces when they're drunk.

[@Snowcone530]

Yesssssss

[@rosiecooper8030]

my dad just said "oh, that's Mark and Phil". Well done. You tried, Dad. You tried.

[@basilbaby779]

your dads a legend xD

[@curiosityscauldron6334]

Rosie Cooper at least ur dad cares mine just goes ur watching those 2 idiots again

[@mellyanahi3054]

Rosie Cooper my mom keeps calling them Jack and Dil or Drake and Josh lol

[@sianemily8308]

Rosie Cooper mine says Sam and phil

[@alliepaige6442]

Rosie Cooper my my always called them phil and Dan but she try's so hard to get it in the correct order but she never can and she will also call tabinof amazing flame book or something like that 😂😂

[@camillelistowski7401]

"Is there a child attached to my plunger?" - Phil 2k15

[@aleksandrasajewicz4146]

Camille L. I love that 6 people liked it without noticing it says 2k15 instead of 2k16.

[@Emily-dq1zx]

Aleksandra Sajewicz no it was said in 2k15

[@enviisyk]

“THERE IS A CHILD ON MY PLUNGER!!”

[@maryannnardelli1756]

Yeah he wouldn't be good as a babysitter lol

[@twentynepanicsfalloutinche4663]

"Hello Laura. Goodbye Laura."

[@anushka8368]

Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE GONE BACK AND WATCHED THE SAME 7 SECOND CLIP.

[@daisybingham5489]

Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse I can tell you are 10000000% fan girl. BY YOUR YT NAME

[@lurrur197]

Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse I lose my shit every time because my name is Laura, do you feel my pain

[@LunarPopp]

Twenty Øne Panics! Fall Out In Chemical Reverse "You like that Katie?"

[@ktony859]

I have laughed at that SO many times!!!

[@kristenbooks]

When I first saw this video got posted, it took me a little while to actually get to it because it wasn't a game I was familiar with, but it's now one of my favorite videos they've done. The messed up physics are just too funny. Dat escalator tho. Also, the moment that kills me every time: "Hello Laura."......... "Goodbye Laura."

[@bitchboy6314]

Kristen BOOKS 12:13

[@MissSakiraAkadi]

Don't forget about "There's a child attached to my plunger." xD

[@flyagarica7657]

My personal favorite is " Hey lady, interested in some YOGA!"

[@kylag9909]

as much as I love every video of theirs, this is still my all time favorite

[@subtleshenanigans5983]

Kristen BOOKS took me a while to get to it since I don't celebrate holdicays and don't care to watch such related things, but honestly it's not really *that* holiday themed and it's hilarious.

[@abstract_emotion1071]

Phil: Hello laura *Kicks her halfway around the world* phil: Goodbye laura XD

[@lozza821]

i found that extra funny since my name is laura 😂

[@adamharrison927]

You can't hide the voice crack at 5:34 I'm sorry dan

[@missmorgy1018]

Adam Harrison omg that is hilariously

[@avadubbs1160]

Puberty

[@jasj122]

d00wN with the memes

[@nichellekiger8083]

i just did a friggin phil laugh where my tongue goes between my teeth. what has happened to me 🤣

[@miles778]

d~~œôöŌwn with the memes

[@sandyoswin3228]

Me when I need to socialize Me: ESC ESC ESC ESC

[@ginae.2462]

your fave is problematic: dan howell not knowing the difference between a poptart and an ice cream sandwich

[@zohmbbie9813]

Yeah, Phil should have let Dan do the research, and research LOADSSSSS about the difference between pop tarts and ice cream sandwiches 😂😂😂

[@ginae.2462]

Little Universe phil called it toast at one point smh

[@tehya2202]

+Gina Evans 😂😂😂

[@saracqke]

i have never laughed soo hard at a video in my lifeee

[@lillyausten9949]

LEO VALDEZ?!

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Now that schools out I can fully immerse myself in their videos

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Truly blessed

[@katiewigman1133]

Same

[@taylorselitto4816]

Omg I love your vids

[@caitskey]

yessss 👍

[@skittles5414]

+Basking In The Ambiance my last day is wednesday ;u;

[@shsiobhan66]

"The Gingers are multiplying" (Thinks Harry Potter) "Ugh another Weasley I know just what to do with you" (Kicks child)

[@savageuzumaki2518]

NUUUUUU

[@karis4041]

Dan: well now he's twerking Phil: definitely you DEADDDDD I CAN SEE HIM DOING THAT HAHAH 3:11

[@hamstersleep35]

16:26 (ish) ITS FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!

[@fb-wr2yp]

YASSS

[@trashfire7474]

Oh wait...no it's not

[@trashfire7474]

The story of how Fred really died

[@ambyreads2567]

+Amber Rey stoppp btws love the name but please dont make me sob

[@tabithadavidson5328]

tHAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

[@allycharpentier979]

It's September WHY AM I WATCHING ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS VIDEOS

[@rileymoo9693]

Ally Charpentier samee

[@gayandbroken4024]

Same it's 2:15 rn and I have to write a paper but pfffff procrastinating is much more fun.

[@siriusblack2781]

No its not!

[@KiiTiiObaby]

she commented that in September

[@marbyyy7810]

Ally Charpentier I'm like this to except in November

[@fairypeyton]

5:32 "these programmers are dOwN with the memes!" (voice crackkk)

[@isabellanebs22]

guys he makes the jokes he sleeps till noon and now he bought the hawaiian shirt *dan is becoming a fucking dad*

[@wizardfiend]

+glamourgirl22 I support 100% dan becoming a dad

[@unicornmagic24]

is it their way of getting ready to tell us something hahahaha jk

[@mypinkdolphin701]

i know he's my dad lol

[@DoctorWhoOhPikachu]

Daddy

[@phanisreal4104]

+Matti N. one could only hope

[@vos1329]

I don't know what the fuck Dan's shirt is but I approve so hard

[@jihoonsjisoo7870]

Same 😂

[@gayandbroken4024]

I know right I was looking for a comment about Dan's shirt

[@wommiez]

+The Pirate's Swan yeah same

[@franzkafkayaoi]

It's Santa in Hawaii how the fuck do you not understand

[@ameelyahays569]

His past life Seal would prolly give it his own Seal of approval

[@colliscool]

dans voice cracks im alive

[@holliestanfield3946]

COLL

[@SophiePeriwinkle]

Oh hey

[@jenna8217]

+colliscool COLL

[@_shamuthenarwal_mc579]

Collleeeeeennnnnnnn

[@cyragandhi5702]

+colliscool ILY

[@colemurray6896]

Am I the only one that just noticed when Phil said “where’s the cry” when talking about game controls

[@-ellieille-]

He said that just as I read this comment!

[@abbydoessomething6604]

I love your profile picture! Memento mori

[@cruisematt8585]

@@abbydoessomething6604unus annus

[@abbi3626]

We had to do a school play called "Surfing Santa" and the guy who played Santa started yelling at someone for saying his line and then he fell of the 4 foot tall stage

[@MyBeautyMSPAva]

😂

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

We're u practicing cuz that would be REALLY embarrassing

[@connormccredie2376]

VibrantChrome p

[@ashleighnolan9237]

well that was wild from start to finish

[@strcrsd]

I'M CACKLING

[@morganjohnson3238]

"a ginger child" ***thinks of fetus Phil*** me: "isnt it ironic, donthcha think?"

[@liamtaylor2564]

Morgan Johnson a little toooooooooooooooo ironic

[@jordyn2442]

Dan: "a ginger child. Let's get one of those on our tree" Me: "I'm ginger, I'll be on your tree. Please put me on your Christmas tree"

[@owengreaves9997]

A free ride when you've already pated

[@hotpinkgamer448]

its like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnn

[@chairishere4330]

Morgan Johnson lol

[@emilyvalenciaa]

This is more of a simulation of the Barnes & Nobles in LA where I met Tyler Oakley. I'm having flashbacks. I almost fell off the third story of Barnes & Nobles and the escalators in this game literally represented the escalators at Barnes & Nobles that day. It was hell. I never left my house again.

[@elliotzeman2252]

I was there. It was insane.

[@katief3924]

+hi im hailee i met dan and phil at the same barnes & noble i get you

[@shreya3799]

Louisiana or Los Angeles?

[@katief3924]

I mean Los Angeles and I'm assuming Hailee did too. For one, Dan and Phil have never been to Louisiana. And two, the Barnes & Noble at the Grove (in West Hollywood) is where a ton of different book signings and events are held and since we have such a large population here, most of the events end up pretty crowded and a little chaotic.

[@nialovespie7809]

+katie f She said Tyler Oakley though

[@chocolate9747]

Am I the only one who played the voice crack at 5:33 at least 20 times?

[@imissyoudanisnotonfire3368]

Leah Carty Meeee ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋

[@amber-cw4qv]

Leah Carty MEEEEEEEEE

[@amber-cw4qv]

Leah Carty HAI LEAH

[@amber-cw4qv]

Leah Carty IK YOU

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

yeah i put it on snapchat lol

[@illmakeuhowell]

i think i grew abs i laughed so hard

[@carolina2627]

same

[@sophieoril]

The most exercise I've gotten all year

[@koukonei]

I think this is the funniest gaming channel video besides just dance

[@kiera5219]

+Sophie Oril 😂😂😂😂

[@koresu60]

same

[@SophieHartstein]

I was nOT READY FOR SUDDEN FETUS DAN

[@fb-wr2yp]

ikr

[@harkirankang4752]

Wait what where

[@charlottehildebrandt8856]

+Harkiran Kang At 6:19 there was an old picture of Dan, with Phil in the background doing his weird hand thing.

[@harkirankang4752]

Charlotte Hildebrandt oh ok thanks!

[@chocochipjiung]

Same plus 69 likes

[@Lily-jc6zu]

2:20 Holy fuck, Dan actually said 'literally' like a normal person GOOD JOB D-SLICE, WE'RE SO PROUD

[@mushroomiez_]

I have started saying litralee because of Daniel.

[@citlalibv]

oh my gawd we r so proud of u smol bean

[@madisonmorgan5585]

+McFlurry AJ no...Phil is Smol bean

[@citlalibv]

Maddie Morgan nononono dan is smol bean phil is smol ANGEL bean

[@madisonmorgan5585]

oops...shit...sorry

[@alexr.4433]

They should play this again

[@honeygrlmusic]

12:16 RIP Laura, gone but never forgotten. She was a good woman and had a nice short life. So long, and goodnight. Your memory will carry on.

[@dairyboi7996]

you are possibly the most emo individual on the internet. I will greatfully give you the crown

[@dionitzi]

Never forgetty rest in spaghetti

[@elisebarajas2801]

YOU. JUST. OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW!!!!

[@LaurasLabyrinth]

Thanks, it means a lot 😂

[@sinclairzz]

Thx m8. Really appreciate the concern. I will rip in piss for evermore.

[@Ar2sy]

5:35 voice crack my lord

[@suggsugg8253]

dOuWn with the memes

[@macairbook7838]

+TheGirlGamer405 PUBERTY ALL OVER AGAIN

[@t-rexandcat7947]

+TheGirlGamer405 he's still 12 it's ok

[@Ar2sy]

+T-rex And Cat xD

[@kotakacy4378]

There where 69 likes... I made 70. You're welcome :D

[@lunatothemoon8011]

this is my new aesthetic

[@charity4613]

???

[@kittykatt8691]

+Cherry Berry do you even meme m8

[@kittykatt8691]

+Cherry Berry it is alright smol child

[@livinglifelazy]

This is probably one of my favorite Dan and Phil gaming videos. I keep watching it.

[@7GeorgeB1]

IM STILL WAITING FOR DIL'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AJDJFHSKA IM SO EXCITED

[@7GeorgeB1]

christmas eve maybe omg

[@nina-zr7qg]

I know!!! I can't wait!!!!

[@heyimapotatoe385]

George you're everywhere

[@dillhowlter2607]

I really hope they do. I've been waiting all year.

[@katythomson6440]

on the first day of Dilmas Dan and Phil games gave to me...

[@AshPlusWifi]

YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEARING SOMETHING COLOURFUL DAN

[@vivivelasco_]

the background is black tho...

[@AshPlusWifi]

+Vɨʋɨ Vɛʟѧsċօ but it has colours on it!!

[@still_overthinking1665]

+AshPlusWifi just what I thought

[@vivivelasco_]

+AshPlusWifi truuu

[@rachelgervacio872]

Looking for this comment!! :D

[@louisejeal9801]

Please make a part 2😂 I have never laughed so hard in life!!!😂😂😭

[@ciaralloyd1754]

Equine Louu me neither. This was so funny

[@shiny3977]

Have you seen whos your daddy?

[@kriaallison]

my stomach

[@idkmanshithappens1245]

this and who’s your daddy are the funniest videos in the entire history of this channel

[@annasnotabanana]

Anyone watching this hoping to get into the Christmas spirit because same

[@faithw9858]

AnnaIsNotABanana i am lmao

[@adiaraine4946]

AnnaIsNotABanana hiiii

[@christiancroes5349]

Swee Dan and the Phil ippines

[@johnlocklps6349]

I am I nEED CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, ITS A DAY AWAY HALP

[@adiaraine4946]

J o h n l o c k L P S i help do you have Instagram?

[@lowri974]

"Hello Laura goodbye Laura" My name is Laura

[@sisterdaniel3397]

HeyitsLowri Same

[@mintedpanda_murp6789]

Hello Laura!

[@mackenziesmith7505]

HeyitsLowri goodbye laura

[@purplepotato3004]

Hello Laura!

[@mayacotton6672]

ive always wondered how it feels to know that your name is in a video

[@ek-qc7jb]

IF YOU WANT DILMAS AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 👏👏

[@reyna7854]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@britney4033]

👏👏

[@wahwah4404]

+Elina Kim CLAP CLAP

[@nancyavila4862]

👏👏

[@ainsleysmith2799]

👏👏

[@hptruefan]

I am actually dying of laughter???

[@hptruefan]

HELP IM CRYING

[@kitsch_bitch]

Rashi Thakur I don't even know why i find this so funny 😂

[@yourlocalgremlin4857]

Rashi Thakur Don't cry, craft!

[@hptruefan]

shit this was like the who's your daddy thing I WAS WHEEZING I CHOKED I COULDNT BREATHE

[@insertsomethingcreativeher7388]

Pfp buddies :D

[@TheMusicluver1234]

It would be funny if they played octo dad

[@sierrahallegro1727]

Omfg please

[@uhh7131]

YES

[@leximartin9666]

Yes

[@ellie3474]

OMG YES THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW!!1!

[@abrielleschnurr1879]

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE

[@sierrahallegro1727]

You know it's a good video when I physically cry watching it

[@Alexvlogzz]

Nice

[@hannaht9380]

i teared up at 15:50 bc he was just too cute to handle

[@imnotactuallyacat3979]

+Sierrah Allegro same. There are literal tears

[@sara-bp7bc]

I related to this more than I should

[@tianawindbuchler8379]

I made the WORST decision of my life and watched this whilst in bed. long story short my phone has been taken off me

[@zoeieiguess4011]

phil goes in,kicks someone, steals tissues, and gets punched. dan goes in and causes complete chaos.

[@lucyevans1605]

He stole a sponge not tissues

[@esharamchurn6513]

Pretty much

[@umno806]

Dan panicking about stealing a wii u and then immediately kicking an old lady into oblivion will never not be funny

[@violetcurrie3852]

"Take a minute to appreciate this Hawaiian Christmas shirt" Oh yeah Dan we have, we've stared at it. Did you forget about the selfie you posted of it?

[@PeaceLoveandShimmer]

With the lip bite That killed many many phangirls

[@hayleygrace7351]

I'm still recovering

[@mollyo2407]

tRUE

[@JoolieJulie_]

HmmMmMmmM g00d sHit

such an interesting comment.

[@mintymelt]

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY NOT LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF DURING THIS??? LIKE WTF? I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I SNORTED AND DROOLED.

[@olivia-nu3zk]

same

[@carmelialucas9691]

Vimpixra sameeee

[@ChelCM03]

I think my dad was concerned when I was watching this

[@user-bj3bd1sl3n]

I actually got the game it's the best thing ever oml

[@oxyjin8548]

I laughed so hard that I was literally crying

[@mhjj78hola]

You guys should play Yandere Simulator

[@bibblemebutera7639]

+AnimeWonderland omfg nOPE

[@laurenquinn5685]

Yes. Like seriously they need to.

[@mhjj78hola]

+Bibble Me Butera Yeees

[@sophiahowlter8207]

+AnimeWonderland OMG YES

[@castawaymedusa92]

they need too

[@amy-gracel8004]

" There is a child attached to my plunger!" Phil Lester 2015

[@NA-no5kn]

"There's a child attached to my plunger!"

[@zoejoanna9348]

Today on sentences you never thought you would ever hear:

[@TheSquirrelQueen]

+SimplyJames there's a plunger fic???

[@srahbby]

+SimplyJames NO. NO. BAD IDEA. THE CHAIR FIC WAS BAD ENOUGH

[@lookoutforburningbuildings5563]

+Sophia Boyer send it to me.

[@mariaw1869]

Bahahaha ikr lololol

[@cb97lmh]

5:33 NICE VOICE CRACK DANIEL

[@hannahpernia3132]

*danyul

[@angela-vq6ss]

sara schmidgall I was literally replaying that 500 times it was so funny, I forgot how funny this video actually was lmao

[@ciaralloyd1754]

sara schmidgall it was a beautiful voice crack

[@Jireh_u_r_enough]

sara schmidgall when puberty finally hits

[@curiosityscauldron6334]

it's 7:30 am and my mum's shouting at me to hurry up getting ready for school but who needs learning when you have dan and phil

[@sibby3663]

Everyone that wants a decent career.

[@kar7268]

Sibby Rose shhhhhhhhh they were joking

[@curiosityscauldron6334]

Yeah it was a joke...

[@sibby3663]

+yikes I was joking too damn. Jesuusss.. Shhh yourself

[@mynameisdeez2057]

Same

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

I can't believe this was uploaded a year ago. I swear, I remember seeing it in my subscriptions! The time goes by so fast. It's almost depressing.

[@maee7802]

Ciel Phantomhive irk it goes so fast

[@PurplePoison_88]

Same! And Phil is almost going to turn 30 in 30 MORE DAYS! I AM NOT PREPARED FOR HIM TO TURN INTO AN ADULT... NOOOOOO WHYYYY Someone hand me a box of papers to craft them then dry my eyes with them! *Dries tears* AH! PAPER CUT!

[@sabrinafletcher7884]

Sure is! 🙃

[@sydneylopezzz]

"Where's the cry?" I'm right here Phil

[@TheEvergreenDaisyandJosh]

"Hello Laura" "Goodbye Laura" That killed me XD

[@sinclairzz]

Hello Phil ... Goodbye Phil

[@Laura-ps3er]

+Laura Sinclair same

[@lauradiography]

+Laura Sinclair same

[@LaurasLabyrinth]

same

[@Laura-ps3er]

Lauras....ASSEMBLE!

[@lexi2523]

awkward Lexi coming through don't mind me ladies

[@ssaskt20123]

Dan and phil when they get out of their flat Dan: "There is an actual world outside!!" Phil: "what is this universe?!"

[@sherlaik]

DAN IS WEARING THE SHIRT HE WORE IN THE ICONIC INSTAGRAM PHOTO THAT KILLED THE WHOLE PHANDOM

[@bigrat2112]

+Sher Laik basically what the photo will forever be known by

[@sergiozavaleta4521]

what is it?

[@nonono777]

What photo?

[@bigrat2112]

Dan's instagram photo of him wearing the hawaiian christmas shirt

[@Kat_Treasure]

+Nonono are you even in the Phandom

[@kirstydotmckean]

that voice crack at 5:34. Lil dan's going through puberty

[@izzyizizzy]

+PhantasiaBean oh hello there :) fancy seeing you here

[@ssseltzer]

THE CHANGE

[@daphnenolin5610]

Bless this comment

[@sakuragreentea7773]

he got too excited about the memes

[@athenaaguilar4616]

im still watching this after christmas. forever watching

[@user-bj3bd1sl3n]

same I'm not the only one

[@neverupload2802]

+Harvey C. Bacon same bacon.

[@judicialindicat]

Same

[@KS-dy4ew]

Oh my god same yass

[@j-w8372]

Same

[@hannahwatermelon]

This video is terribly underrated. It makes me laugh everytime and I regularly come back to watch it.

[@ForeverSchleep]

Phil's eyes match his shirt 😊😍

[@heyitzbecca]

I agree

[@mrskitkats]

No, phils eyes magically change colour based on the shirt he's wearing so it always matches

[@Mel-gv2hd]

phil is looking extremely adorable, as always but WAit WhAt iS tHaT DAN THE FUCK IS THAT SHIRT

[@Mel-gv2hd]

what a mess

[@katrice125]

+Mellaples Where the fuck where you all those weeks Mellaples?

[@Mel-gv2hd]

Katrice jeez, give me a break

[@belli9281]

+Mellaples i agree. lol i actually hate dans t shirt

[@carasoutham]

the famous lip bite shirt

[@caitlinholt]

who else thinks that Phil's eyes look so good in that shirt

[@the_weird_girl5213]

Me

[@Maddie-eq4pz]

YASSSSSSSS

[@emmasutherland2962]

😕😃

[@amazingirina8406]

Meeee :3

[@briannabanana6350]

Meeee! :D

[@Army_BTS-cl2pk]

"Hey lady! Interested in some YOGA!" *Kicks and hit lady with ball* 😂😂😂😂😂💕

[@zarakrishan8572]

dan can visually titillate me anytime... whatever the hell that means

[@zarakrishan8572]

***** oh! then he can definitely do that anytime!

[@ghoulsandwitches]

+Clementine Krishan lmfao same

[@jesslmao6565]

DON'T LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY

[@Mary-mj2px]

+Jessica O'Shea shit why would you say that you know I can't resist now.

[@madisonaustin9394]

I'M WAITING FOR DILMAS!!!! (Who's with me?)

[@Amelia-rl3yg]

YAS

[@vivothehippo]

omg i totally forgot about that

[@andi-go1fn]

YASSSSSS

[@mayanair8756]

+Madison Austin If they're doing the 5 Days like last year then I think it starts either tomorrow or Monday

[@floorvanhattum2057]

ME

[@BiaLealR]

6:20 Phil with 6 fingers, he's an alien, confirmed.

[@kaleacurran]

9:45 look it's Yuri katsuki

[@strawberrymilk4k]

CaN yoU fEel mY HeaRt BeaT

[@justace73]

Tired of feeling Never enough

[@updated1yearago142]

I close my eyes & tell myself that my dreams will come true

[@kitty_rosemc]

there'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself you are unstoppable

[@asianangel1905]

Where your destiny lies dancing on my blades you set mY HEART ON FIRE-

[@bethknowles2683]

*sees Dan and Phil gaming video* *realises its 18 minutes long* *jumps out of bed screaming and runs down the street dancing*

[@melodyword7715]

+Beth Knowles *replays 9000 times in one day*

[@meowzerz1052]

me 😂😂

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces past and I'm homebound.. *tOO WATCH DAN AND PHILS NEW VIDEO*

[@milkandhoonie]

"We need all the self esteem we can get" Me: don't you mean SELFIEsteem? I am so sorry I'm leaving now.

[@angela-vq6ss]

Mary McCasland no come back and make more puns

[@milkandhoonie]

Angela G. Thank you for enjoying my puns :) you are a rare soul.

[@angela-vq6ss]

Lol

[@lucyp1591]

Or seeing as it’s Xmas, *elf-esteem*

[@rebeccamckee7806]

"Is there a child attached to my plunger?" -Phil 2015 xD

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

THERE IS A CHILD ATTACHED TO MY PLUNGER -also Phil 2k15

[@sydneyszczepanik4904]

Get off my sponges! ~Phil 2k15

[@eileen9629]

"It's a bondage crocodile." ~Phil 2k15

[@isobelpoynter]

"Now you know how to stalk Phil" Dan 2k15

[@jcmonster4489]

"You do a lot of cowering, twerking and weird stuff with your-" ~ Dan Howell 2015

[@brenna5200]

Its been years and Ive watched this countless times and still every time I lose it at THE BALLOONS FOUND ME

[@aaronlepage649]

Phil: "We have the wreath..." * dramatic zoom in on Dan's head *

[@111-h8l]

😂😂😂

[@louiseriley3294]

I think that someone should make the 'Dan and Phil outside simulation game' 😂😂 now that would be great 😂💕

[@louiseriley3294]

I think that someone should make the 'Dan and Phil outside simulation game' 😂😂 now that would be great 😂💕

[@cieramilne7814]

I couldn't stop laughing when the lady was on the ice :D :,D

[@onyx1091]

I know right

[@Avellania]

The guy with the broom next to her made it look like ice curling.

[@cieramilne7814]

Omg I just realised I got 126 likes on my comment!!!! Omggggg :o

[@gretadwan6356]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the ENTIRE VIDEO. I'm not even joking.

[@bethpearson1743]

I was laughing so much my mom came and asked if i was having a fit! :Dd

[@romatina5786]

why do i love it so much when dan says we platforming now boys

[@kadie5406]

Roma Tina sameeeee

[@eceeksisu]

One of my all-time comfort videos. I wish they would play it again!

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

Wait wait wait... DID DAN GET A HAIRCUT? It seems... _Different_.

[@unicornmagic24]

he didn't say anything in the liveshow with phil today but idk i pretty sure he does look different

[@tianawindbuchler8379]

he said in his last live show he was gonna get one.

[@sydney8593]

+Ciel Phantomhive Different is bad. *HISSSSSSS* CHANGE IT BACK. DIFFERENT IS BAD WHEN IT'S DAN'S HAIR. *Hisses and arches back like a cat, walking away backwards*

[@unicornmagic24]

Cosmic Wolfehz its ok calm down good kitty

[@meg3587]

+Ciel Phantomhive He did mention it on his Younow a while back

[@cupkate243]

This is Target on Black Friday

[@peacecookie34]

So true

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

Target has an ice skating rink in the middle of the floor?

[@nyapina1875]

+ThoughtsOfALeo yes

[@cupkate243]

+ThoughtsOfALeo yep

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

Well. I have lame Target stores then....

[@Paoguma]

can we talk about how dan looks with his shirt?

[@undefinedblue671]

Paola G Please

[@perishonimpact]

my comfort video

[@Hannisnannis]

11:31 "holy crappu" im sure mimei and duncan would be proud of you dan

[@Hannisnannis]

like in the japan vlog

[@Hannisnannis]

+Hanna Howell Lester japhan*

[@Hannisnannis]

😂

[@outerspacefrank21]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT DANS VOICE CRACK AT 5:34

[@timoleary7724]

+•Ty The Duck That Eats Babies• YOU'RE EVIL (that username tho>:)

[@johnegbert8408]

OMF IKR

[@JimbobVlogs]

Dhhhhaaahhown with the memes

[@islaealey8082]

Omg I didn't even notice XD

[@wahwah4404]

+Hi OMG

[@kkheelies8314]

*You refresh KZbin. There is a new video from DanAndPhilGAMES. *Knowing that these two wonderful men may someday play Undertale fills you with determination.

[@itspepperwater]

you are amazing

[@caitskey]

I LOVE YOU

[@meganelizabethgarwood3990]

OH MY GOD GAMING REFERENCES EVERYWHERE 😲

[@elianeround7166]

+Kenzie McIntyre (Elise) SO TRUE

[@phanicatthedisco3943]

OMG YES THEY NEED TOO

[@anna-mariewilkinson2317]

DAN LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD AS FUCK MY KNEES ARE WEAK

[@anna-mariewilkinson2317]

***** that 2!!

[@elizanoelle313]

9:15 ANDY'S COMING

[@emmamccusker822]

Lol

[@shulump8375]

I'm here

[@trinidydae]

+Andy Løpez lmao idkwhy but i actually laughed to that |-/

[@bazilkush388]

3:30 BIGGEST VOICE CRACK OF 2015

[@bazilkush388]

*5:30

[@ivyt5931]

*5:35

[@CatkidMC]

+Ivy T *5:33

[@Veronicamedeiros123]

5:34 *

[@OnlyGirlEmmy]

dOWn with the memes

[@pooseycat802]

dOWn with the memes

[@berry1057]

danisnotonfirevyou1 should make a collection of him just saying that

[@_nem]

This video never fails to make me laugh out loud. It's my go to video when I'm feeling sad to cheer me up.

[@alyssashane5569]

dil is probably dead ngl

[@niazkordei]

i know i keep thinking that the reason why they haven't played the sims in awhile is because they killed dil but don't have the heart to tell us

[@dilhowlter8181]

I'm very much alive

[@superlis]

WHAAAAT? MY POOR GRANDSON?????

[@ellaleason3010]

+Dil Howlter DIL'S NOT DEAD!? I think Dan and Phil need to pay Dil some attention. Who wants Dilmass?!

[@tinyplxnet]

+Ellas Edits. omg ikr where is 12 days of dilmas????

[@lucyholla1957]

In Australia Santa's always on his surfboard

[@_nova.storm_]

Or having a BBQ

[@krystal6332]

Ayyyyyy another Australian, true Santa is coming to town in a jeep not a sleight😂

[@maysutube7456]

In new zealand santa always wears shorts

[@pesticide271]

We don't celebrate Christmas in Turkey but if we did, poor Santa would've had to change his clothes through every single city

[@pidgemaree5046]

Ayyyyyyy fellow Christmas summers

[@meongjaez]

rip lora you will be missed

[@ChloeLukasiakFan260]

Dil, where are you gonna be? Christmas will be here soon!!

[@allihaynie4404]

Rip Dil. Haven't seen you since Halloween, so I assume you're dead

[@summerwitika346]

What if Dil is dead and they don't know how to tell us???

[@meongjaez]

+summer witika :-(

[@insecureegg]

+summer witika OMG NO

[@magneticgerio8011]

this was the first d&p video i've ever watched and i'm feeling so nostalgic, the day this way uploaded was the day i first started watching them and now i literally know everything there is too know about them, where as before i kept forgetting which one was dan and which one was phil lolzor ( not sry ) i literally can't believe this was it xD what a great first impression, well it still lured me in and now i'm obsessed af

[@jasbep4118]

Same omg wHaT

[@kisbored2189]

my first video was fnaf 1

[@meilzonwheelz35]

Whenever I'm having a bad day I always come to this video. ( like today. Today was horrible)

[@MurchescoBucket]

Amelia Main Hope your happy now 😁

[@zsaszermm]

Amelia Main watch look at da cupcake by illmakeuhowell

[@zsaszermm]

i watch that one

[@jessiwren3371]

Your pfp alone improved my life

[@hourtohournotetonote7129]

Amelia Main oh no! What happened

[@freakenpuerto-rican]

Does anyone else really want Dan and Phil to play the Stanley Parable?

[@olivianathalie]

I feel like Dan would relate to that game on a spiritual level xD

[@revelvelvet3630]

+FreakenPuerto - Rican yes Dan would love that game

[@annika9594]

Yes that would be amazing

[@sunstripe85]

+OliviaBlooming He would but it would probably also really mess with him

[@emilyhow46]

Omfg yes that would give me life

[@ms.marvelous8156]

I feel like they should play games from the douche bag series just so we can get part 2 of "DIE MALE BEAUTY STANDARDS!"

[@angela-vq6ss]

ms.marvelous 815 right

[@SilverSongMsp]

ms.marvelous 815 Douche bag series?

[@ms.marvelous8156]

SilverSongMsp look it up on markiplier's channel

[@xuapril32]

or jacksepticeye's channel

[@tryingtobeeloquent]

Yaasss they should

[@alexbrewster4317]

why has watching this each year become a christmas tradition for me

[@artsopod]

SAME