Dan and Phil talking fondly about boys - not straight compilation (2/3)

phil tops
tw/lucyghosts
shout out to perksofbeingaphangirl0; • "Ummm Dan" compilation
--
The next part is the spiciest one i swear to god u have no idea

[@aimees4086]

Daniel Howell: no homo Daniel Howell: *literally marries phil* can I just say something? No homo.

[@classypotato9043]

he'd just do it for the lols, just totally ironically tho

[@hadley513]

just giving the fans what they want

[@aimees4086]

A Trashbag Named Kara he actually would tbf

[@haleymarnette5654]

He wouldn't say "No homo." He'd go "*Snort* OIII"

[@aimees4086]

Haley Marnette oh my god yes

[@emmamurphy4882]

Phil: "I already look like Voldemort Dan: "I would bang Voldemort" Me: *dies*

[@voltronkilledme6652]

They're both straight guys *Straight as a circle*

[@nommiclopse8128]

k2ss13 they actually came out as bi years ago

[@garb8933]

nommiclopse Yeah but sexuallity changes.

[@jasminestones9536]

......well with them we cant really assume...

[@shalouise03]

STRAIGHT AS A RAINBOW SLINKY

[@malinarico1673]

k2ss13 HAHA 😂..

[@classypotato9043]

Phil: People are attracted to people they're like Dan: *gets the same hair stylist as Phil, is around the same height as Phil, has fringe like Phil, is getting paler like Phil, is being punny like Phil... *

[@soliloquy113]

or the curling video because Phil wanted hair like Dan's

[@toomanycolors5774]

Dan: *changes hairstyle* Phil: *changes hairstyle*

[@giaobr168]

i’m laughing in june 2019

[@fredzys1795]

🌈you were infact correct🌈

[@nothanks9011]

"Sexually ambiguous" DICTIONARY DEFINITION; Person/persons is not displaying their sexual orientation. Meaning, it's difficult for others to say with certainty what the sexual orientation of that person is. At Least He Realizes.

[@hot_garbage1477]

Julia! At The Disco 😂😂

[@elliebee9742]

Louise's face when Dan says sexually ambiguous is my fave thing ever

[@chaselynn8720]

Elliebee agreed

[@ryleigh1984]

they're straight. STRAIGHT UP IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER but like no homo.

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

How about now?

[@allidc]

such heterosexual, much straight, v not gay

[@almondli]

I can't even think straight anymore lol

[@Ella-fs6oy]

Hehehe.... straight....

[@elle5355]

Nobody can

[@cwallflower4591]

The wolf demon same

[@ViridianLeif]

wait... people think strait to begin with?

[@ViridianLeif]

straight*

[@gay9706]

when dan said "cheeky bum secks" to tyler i said out loud "but ur both bottoms"

[@starchildyoongi6026]

apologeticpotato why did i bust out laughing at this? i literally read it laughed and then screamed out true 😂😂

[@nvmindem]

apologeticpotato noo, don't you know about varsatyler?

[@alecia2760]

starchildyoongi Dan is ‘versatile’

[@PuffyWuzHere]

the part at 8:00 is so underappreciated lol

[@evataki2226]

DeathNoteKiraluver he literally came out

[@ripchannel5554]

DeathNoteKiraluver Idk why people don't talk about it more, I flipped out before when he said that

[@Carina5707]

DeathNoteKiraluver really though. I remember when that video came out and people were freaking out about something random in the comments...no one was talking about it...and I wrote a comment about it and all the replies were like "WHAT WHERE OMG" but then I got attacked by antis lol. It's so like dan too, to give the people what they want to know but super casually like it's a throwaway thing. But I think that's how he feels about it. He doesn't like labels, he doesn't talk about his personal life, and I think the thought of making a "coming out" video of any variety would just be cringe to him. I just think it's funny that they're so obviously bi but antis and idiots seem to rule the conversation most times.

[@ronnybunny]

My first language isn't english so I don't kinda get it. What does it mean?

[@kaydonkurr4175]

ummm he's basically saying he has experience with boys/men....

[@elliebee9742]

JUST A REMINDER NEITHER OF THEM HAS EVER SAID THEY WERE STRAIGHT LIKE EVER DAN HAS JUST SAID HES NOT GAY BUT HUN U STRAIGHT AS A CURLY FRY

[@alessandrabelmont486]

Elliebee I believe he told somewhere he was bi

[@ramentara4056]

Elliebee Dan once said on Twitter that he likes vagina but that was in 2012 and I don't trust anything from that year

[@elle3722]

Limerenced if he really is bi then why it wouldn't be true? it's not like he said that he likes ONLY vagina, you know

[@elliebee9742]

They said in like a TON of old asks from like 2009 that they are bi

[@elle3722]

I know! and I believe that they are bi. just some people don't - that's why I said it like that

[@eleanor6628]

I still can't get over the fact Dan bought fricking Brokeback Mountain the gayest film in the world

[@frutillajavi]

“freudian slip” i'm sCREAMING

[@phanicatmychemicalemo8276]

I'm kinda suprised it's not 10 hours long Also, can you believe there are still people saying they're straight? edit - lolzor I just read the description

[@danitsag4383]

Phanic! at The Disco i mean I'm pretty sure Dan has said that he isn't straight (diss track)

[@phanicatmychemicalemo8276]

lmao literally

[@gabbi5455]

Phanic! at The Disco ikr people say phil is straight and dan is gay but both of them said they were bi soooooo yeah we are right they are wrong :D

[@youcanneverleavethephandom7329]

Both have said they don't like to label themselves, I think they just like who they like and it doesn't matter what sex the person is , but it looks like like dan is more interested /attracted to guys :)

[@phanicatmychemicalemo8276]

YouCanNever LeaveThePHANDOM Exactlyyyy

[@thefadingmelody163]

Jesus, what was Dan doing to that microphone? I nearly choked on my popcorn!

[@fiona1396]

is "popcorn" slang for something? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pukebox__]

Your Average Art Nerd instead of popcorn i used to say cockporn,,,,

[@cerisewoodson7922]

"As I'm licking all the cream dripping from my crepe" *eyes go huge and realizes his mistakes*

[@lilyabrams2404]

Dan has tweeted: "fyi I like vagina". Dan has had probably more boy crushes than girl crushes tbh. Dan has said: "I am not gay". I have never heard/seen Dan say: "I am straight". Dan has LITERALLY written (years ago): "I am bi" tHeReFoRe…

[@millenarsc]

he gay!!!!!

[@lilysellars4027]

Johana Lara he got the gay oop

[@kaii9236]

He’s gay lol

[@mauradob]

Louise's face when Dan says "sexually ambiguous" is literally the best thing!!!

[@DedicateMcCurds]

I died when This is What Dreams are Made of started playing

[@salsabilladwiputriperbatas9610]

oh my god!!2 straight bros just casually talking about other bros

[@classypotato9043]

just do guys bein dudes

[@daphnelongines5399]

Classy Potato just 2 dudes being gays

[@adianer6445]

5ft away from eachother cuz they aint gay

[@starks6133]

Phil listening to Death Of A Bachelor was everything

[@cheyenne7636]

dan with the twins killed me lmao

[@rediiusodas3283]

seeing them casually and fondly talking about boys makes me really happy. not because I ship them, (I don’t lol) because I’m a lesbian and when people I really admire are lgbt it makes me feel a sort of solidarity and connection with them.

[@loveu435]

Same but im pansexual

[@xxmyharturhandzxx]

Same but me G A Y

[@mx.litzix9100]

Imagine not shipping two actual boyfriends

[@callie4675]

‘You can interpret that in a bunch of different way......And frankly all of them would be true’ HE BASICALLY ADMITTED HE WAS AT LEAST BI OMG

[@user-yx4kh3if1f]

Ppl that say: "omg they r soooo straight" are not real phan fans probably

[@TheRenCoco]

The Ultimate Dorito I’m gonna leave a virtual like because I don’t want to ruin the 69 likes. 👍🏾. Accurate though

[@mimiHTcat]

a person of the male gender: [is cute] dan and phil: 👏🏼😩😍

[@JorkinMyPeanitss]

3:42 . Am I the only one who loves seeing how much of a fucking giant Dan is compared to everyone that isn't Phil 😂

[@eltrashcan6486]

i see "dan and phil" + "not straight" and i click it's as simple as that. also, beautiful description. much truth.

[@alexisnotonfire599]

BURGER GAY

[@Alice-gp4wr]

Phil: "I already look like Voldemort." Dan: "I would BANG Voldemort."

[@littlebiscuit5301]

Can you just imagine dan being kissed on the cheeks by those twins,I think he'd explode and get so red and happy like Cara delevingne on that pic from facebook

[@SalamanderMagic]

9:13 "People are attracted to people that they look like" DOES HE NOT REALIZE THAT DAN AND HIM LOOK SUPER SIMILAR. (I mean, they really don't, but everyone mixes them up so I guess they do?)

[@mikogale]

NotGay™

[@classypotato9043]

my new trademark

[@777dirt3]

Mihpu yay for NotGay TM

[@whitneyv9484]

NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL YOUR PFP

[@mikogale]

haha yeah

[@trytoavoidthoseeyes1801]

I'm feeling gay today.

[@monamour4310]

broo, I just opened youtube and this popped up without clicking any thing but tbh I'm not mad at it

[@janisc3683]

It doesn't matter what sexuality they are and I can't state that for them. I'm just watching for the pure joy. I'm grinning like an idiot.

[@ingeborgmikkelsen9078]

As a norwegian, hearing Dan talking like that about Alexander Rybak makes me v happy!

[@loishavert71]

😂Brokeback mountain.. Come on. That's about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

[@gracec963]

me watching this knowing what I know now from dan's video

[@shakibzz]

oMG JUST READ THE DESCRIPTION AND I HAVENT BEEN IN THE TUMBLR SIDE OF PHANDOM FOR SO LONG AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE WHOLE THING WITH PHIL BEING ON TOP AND OMG good times. that was an eternity ago wow

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

"Do you think I'm secretly gay for anthony?" Well you're gay, but not for anthony, just in general lol

[@rubymaed4815]

That bloody banana 🤦‍♀️ just imagine if someone walked in on him doing that 😂

[@ralyks420]

Dan talking about how he liked Brokeback mountain, ahhhhhh

[@cora001videos]

"what are your thoughts on Alexander Rybak?" Dan: he stole my heart dan is so hilarious like i think i might kill myself over how hilarious he is. lolololol he meant to say phil stole his heart but got mixed up between the name Alexander and Phillip. it's okay i always mix them up, Dan 😂😂

[@hannahv3816]

THIS AGED WELL

[@arwenb6340]

9:36 DAN NEEDS JESUS

[@sewerrat4539]

Geesus*

[@LiisiB]

note to self: never chew gum while watching vids about dan and/or phil. i started choking

[@savmiller8327]

Dan: I was thinking about what we have in common. Tyler: dOn’T bE suspicious. 😂

[@char_the_shark]

1:15 phil u have a quiff now and let me say you are slaying it

[@lightisgone7777]

When Dan was talking about Alexander Rybak, I felt that, he stole my heart too

[@oliviadwsa]

when I tell you there are tears from laughing at the microphone thing

[@black-rose4014]

Totes straight 100%

[@emerydo5937]

totes straight

[@ironicjoke6190]

*Totally.*

[@lexi5313]

Black Rose strait as a curly fry

[@shachh7869]

3:55 i'm on the floor

[@emn-emm]

Omfg the mic 😂

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

I'm bi and autistic, two ways I can't think straight! Lol!

[@spubbyj6566]

OK BUT NOW WE KNO THAT THE MESSAGES IN THE BEGINNING ARE REAL

[@shp3080]

the way dan gave that fucking microphone a fucking hand job fucking *I CANT BREATHE*

[@paul1n3]

Nohomo™

[@aced7938]

Dan fondling the microphone was the best one

[@knittedrachael]

dan in the video with jack and finn is sooo funny because he's absolutely freaking out on the inside + you can totally tell

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

Phil gives off such top energy with Tyler???

[@sofia-rosegionomo8201]

Dan literally giving a handy to a microphone on stage while staring at phil is my favorite thing on the internet

[@mani-png]

**sees that everyone from this comment section is from 2 years ago** **screams** THEYGAY

[@tealkerberus748]

phantrashtic - 😍

[@ripe4532]

i love how the first few clips were about voldemort

[@kainovember]

"AWKWARD SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS NERD" - dan

[@Leah-yh5sj]

PHIL DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH A QUIFF BUT HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE NOW !!!

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

Wow I sure hope that microphone gave enthusiastic and informed consent

[@robinwood9990]

I’m so glad that there are 3 parts to this

[@daisymay8575]

has anyone else noticed that phil turns american when he's around tyler oakley

[@chaosmeetspeace994]

Why is no one talking about the fact that Dan bought Brokeback Mountain?? Like how did y’all not know?😂

[@rubymaed4815]

The description 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elliebee9742]

JUST A REMINDER THEYVE NEVER SAID THAT THEY ARE STRAIGHT DAN JUST SAID THAT HES NOT GAY AND THEY BOTH SAID THAT THEY WERE BI MULTIPLE TIMES IN OLD ASKS

[@lollymax117]

3:44 dan and Phil make nick Jonas look incredibly small

[@nightsocoolioyep7663]

I'm here after The Video, this all hits differently babes

[@cheerskiittenkitty5025]

Awesome video can't wait for part three.

[@Strutsiina]

that last tyler one oh my god I can't stop laughing

[@pirellie]

‘why does his hair always look so good’ baha same phil

[@jae3432]

@7:40 - 7:50. My feeling toward sangwoo

[@МЅТЯаЙДЕЯ]

Phil talks about how bad he would look with a quif Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rrrrreeeeeeaaalllllyyyyyy???

[@datcog1688]

HE HAS THE QUIFF NOW 1:20

[@isadorafrediano9940]

Well, I've had the goofiest smile on my face the whole time, so thanks!

[@cas.rose.x]

Possibly an II spoiler but at the Toronto show, dan was talking about anime and he said "have you ever seen an anime boy then seen a real boy? Its crushing"

[@rylee1299]

Okay but when he said he must be gay for the once-ler all I could think about is how the once-ler is literally Ryan Ross and now I'm dying thinking of that horrific ship

[@youboring4219]

The clip at 7:55 got me in the hospital. How come when I first watched that video I didn't pick up on it but when I watch this it's like BAM

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

*tHis hiTS diFfERenT*

[@cal6739]

I honestly thought that Dan was gay when I first started watching them, not even kidding

[@krystalmuldoon5356]

Well guess what!

[@harland.2616]

Dan honey broke back mountain is about GAY COWBOYS

[@rubymaed4815]

The banana made me uncomfortable

[@mirza2975]

I can't tell if there acting straighter or gayer as the years go on

[@kttykxt421]

Mirza i'd say gayer tbh

[@espresshoe9253]

Mirza it’s TwentyGayTeen and things are QEER

[@tealkerberus748]

Oh baby.

[@falonslame1883]

Theory Time I think Dan is bi and Phil is pansexual. (Just a theory. Not trying to offend anyone:))

[@arianamorales7605]

Falons Lame bruh there is literally screenshots of them confirming that they're bisexual

[@ratmeat1401]

@@arianamorales7605, they might not have seen those before

[@mellohi_disc7781]

There. Settled. They're both are/were bi.

[@guiafb99]

xoAlmi how does someone change their sexuality?

[@kenz8902]

^^^

[@cliquecommunity4655]

yeeeeeeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@lerani002]

8:25 HOLY FUCK when he started talking about Alexander Rybak I died. He was my celeb crush when I was like 9 omg

[@fckgutz]

Yes I needed this

[@trashvids1278]

"No homo obviously" *Me:* yeah. "OBVIOUSLY"

[@oliverloughty6725]

This is probably not just me but whenever I'm sad it's nice to think that dan used to basically worship phil and now he's living with him and is his best friend.

[@AS-wy7tq]

that's a beautiful description fren

[@aayzhuhh]

I love straight boi's