Dan and Phil vs. JASON - Friday the 13th!

Can we survive as Camp Counsellors being hunted by Jason?! We'll probably die horribly. Susbcribe for a free hockey mask: www.youtube.com...
DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danielhowell
Instagram: / danielhowell
Tumblr: / danielhowell
Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com

[@brie]

“You could hide under the bed and just watch KZbin.” Me whenever people come over.

[@amie5351]

Same

[@vasare2263]

Alyssa F it’s kinda a problem of mine...

[@brie]

Vasarė same actually.

[@korezi8644]

Seriously? Me everyday!

[@brie]

Trash In Training Same. 😂.

[@ransom3709]

“Just walk past him slowly” **spongbob meme** jUsT wAlK PaSt hIM sLoWly

[@zara-uu1ux]

why did phil’s brain think sneaking past jason would work and why did dan listen, they share one braincell

[@kibuni5820]

"danisnotonline" someone stop this guy LMAO

[@zomboe_tv1534]

"Get your nearest scary object and caress it" *caresses face*

[@astraroberts4454]

Actually me! XD

[@venomgrenade4579]

all i had was a bowl of cereal lol

[@livaozolina5061]

Casper Douglas aww sweetie

[@sneakpeeek]

Same

[@aedavanna4439]

Meee!

[@JustAnAverage_Gay-Mer]

A poem entitled: Spooky week Stroke a raven Dim the lights Get ready for A week of frights

[@liviabler9065]

But in this week We all adore We waste it by spamming L A D Y D O O R

[@anaveragecactus2459]

And we are all screaming But not of fright We want Pinof 9 On a very soon night But we know dan and Phil Are very busy people This week gives them chills They make a video for every week Dan falls off his chair Because it was weak Ffs It’s Phil’s turn

[@ravenwirts4350]

Thanks for the strokes friend

[@caladriius.]

these all deserve awards👏👏

[@marimus7453]

Madora TheCutie you, my friend, are an ARTIST

[@aoki9952]

me: where's the notification? youtube: *wHeRe'S tHe NoTiFiCaTiOn*

[@ravensteward40]

smøl acc 😂😂😂

[@emdove]

I’d love to have an insight in what the other players conversed about. “Who is that antisocial/mute person that barges in out of nowhere, blowing our cover?” “Dani snot online? What a weird name!” “Must be a troll...”

[@roroo]

HAHAHHAA

[@paxtonbuchanan808]

LMAF

[@emdove]

I’m on a Dan and Phil marathon, and rediscovered this comment. This is the most likes I ever got, thanks 🤣

[@jerryqueer]

@@emdove same lmfai

[@jerryqueer]

lmfao* bruh

[@hadleylauren5969]

this doesn’t scare me it just stresses me the fuck out

[@sugaamilk8857]

hadley your profile pic is amazing

[@faith9196]

Oh my god, somebody else understands. Seriously this isnt scaring me, just giving me anxiety...still watching it cause Dan and Phil

[@leonhernandaz9595]

SAME god

[@Em-dh5mg]

I relate I'm watching this is the dark yet I'm not scared just anxious

[@bug3296]

hadley sameee

[@Anna-zz5fq]

Phil pulling his shirt up to his eyes to hide is my new favorite thing about him *Could he be anymore precious*

[@femke6313]

Anna Noel we all think that Phil is this adorable soft angel but he is probz an fn animal

[@Anna-zz5fq]

Sid Vicious I honestly have no doubts about that being fully true

[@Anna-zz5fq]

snazzy jazzy He does it multiple times during the vid

[@suddenphanache3226]

Anna Noel my friend *when???*

[@lunamoon7154]

No he is to precious for this world -Su cute- Wait wut?

[@marianamauricio]

Phil: *i want you to get your nearest scary object and caress it* Me: **gets homework i should be doing**

[@betsyx9486]

Erm two essays for tomorrow that I haven’t done

[@marianamauricio]

Lmao youre right 😅 i corrected it :p

[@LC-hb5ky]

*strokes alarm clock*

[@Honklz]

Mariana Maurício *caresses strange mannequin head*

[@morganlong8428]

I’m literally doing that right now

[@litttlemissmae2669]

You know they play Sims too much when Dan says woohoo as an option😂

[@Hannahsx]

@Da bongo Buds about 5:50

[@toto0302]

The Potato Chip 0

[@-ellieille-]

My mom got a sign that said woohoo for my birthday and I refused to use it 😅

[@brie]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He knocked Jason out with a wacc.

[@cassadynoelle4961]

Alyssa F YOU GOT A SHOUTOUT SO LUCKY!

[@brie]

Cassady Dzurik THANKS. I DIDNT EVEN EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN. I WAS SHOCKED. 😭

[@maggiegalloway4910]

Alyssa F Just saw the shoutout!! I'm so happy for you! That's awesome

[@Jacob-eq4ld]

Stop with the dead memes

[@lunamoon7154]

NOICE

[@amie5351]

Phil's fringe completely camouflaged with the dark background. It was just a floating half Phil head.

[@shimorinkumo6882]

TolSmolBean *👌*

[@brie]

*Youll float too*

[@whctswrong9565]

Alyssa F YES

[@aprilsfool6045]

Alyssa F YES

[@elanorallmann]

TolSmolBean same with Dan really

[@oliviaisnothere]

Dan: “Is there an option to *woohoo* with any of the other players ?”

[@TheRedPandaCat]

He is officially Sims trash

[@jeferies2227]

Blogger Girl SIMS TRASH #1

[@harshajay9]

Yes you can click on the person next to you while playing. (Phil)

[@starhausens]

*Stroking Dan's "Hello Internet" video*

[@fernbeengone6391]

Mckenzie Grace distant screaming from Dan can be heard

[@acrylixdraws]

Okay but.... Your pfp.... *"should I jack off?"*

[@moonfleshh]

there is no meme uhhhh take off your clothes

[@tonediaster]

exhaustedcitrus yes you should

[@acrylixdraws]

@@tonediaster lmAo it's a reference to something but thank you

[@vanessahansmann2465]

If Dan doesn't fall off his chair by the end of spooky week, I'm gonna need Phil to push him.

[@befabulous2419]

he has to fall one way or another 😂

[@-ughitssophie]

Bahahaha its not spooky week without it 😂😂

[@mick7646]

I want to see that happen

[@elanorallmann]

Vanessa Hansmann 😂😂😂😂

[@jeremiahmoquano8858]

What’s if both of them all together? OOF

[@Coralie_Anne]

Can it be Halloween every week so this never ends

[@emilywallace8794]

Coralie Anne yESS

[@gracebarnett5942]

Coralie Anne yassss please never stop they make spooky week and Halloween and everything scary funny

[@ravensteward40]

Coralie Anne YESS

[@gabbyandandrea497]

RIGHT

[@alexairysrosario8541]

As much as I love them, we need to understand that they need days off, and they already do enough for us

[@mcr4ever26]

I get anxiety every time they open a door and leave it open.

[@natsukichan5880]

The thing that stresses me out the most is just watching the stamina bar slowly decrese

[@c0ttagec0revibes86]

Natsuki Chan when i first watched it when it came out it did and now in 2019 i can confirm it still stresses me out.

[@adrianacabrera1033]

phil: *says to do something* dan: that's a stupid idea, no! also dan: *still does it and gets killed*

[@leys9290]

Phil : if you're easily offended by murder- Dan : then get wrecked

[@wowgracie]

Leyah Juarez I read that when they said that

[@leys9290]

Gracelyn Kees lol

[@jodiewoods5936]

Leyah Juarez, I didn't know that it's 18's because I missed the start... Now I'm traumatised *YAY*

[@capricorn_gamingvor7344]

Am I the only one who was screaming "Close the door!" every time Dan entered a house and left the door open? As if that wasn't a big red flag for Jason to investigate.

[@rowanmoses6480]

Capricorn_Gaming(Vor) They forgot to close the godamn door

[@TheRedPandaCat]

I almost screamed in frustration. t least Jason having to break down the door would give them time to escape!

[@winnie_the_bleh]

they forgot to close the ladydoor

[@TheRedPandaCat]

CrankiBlue Angel Oh dear...

[@winnie_the_bleh]

TheRedPandaCat i’m frustrated in myself XD

[@iHayleyy]

it's so frustrating watching you leave all the doors unlocked and not checking the drawers

[@Kiratarora12]

Is it bad that I want to see Dan falling off his chair again

[@aprilsfool6045]

I want to see that too

[@80o8i35]

it's a thing we all want to see

[@manasvi6960]

Not at all I want to see it so badly

[@justinrenee]

We all do, don't worry!

[@miacobb5976]

Honestly though, fucking same

[@theannouncementmoose3641]

Phil: I want you to grab your nearest scary object Me: How tf do I grab my social life

[@haleyconde6947]

Omfg MOOD

[@deafspiders]

you can’t grab something that’s non existent!

[@kianmills4170]

the announcement moose how do I grab my scarily non-existant social life?

[@k.sharma6104]

I grabbed my face

[@philtrash276]

How tf do I grab my period

[@alliechicken6108]

Jason: *is seen through the window* Phil: ajafalajafaaahhjusthidejusthide

[@hudsonfirst11]

Will someone plz let D+P know in case they play again- that breathing noise? *Ch ch ch huh huh huh* that means Jason is coming

[@soniccat6491]

Paige I’ll try

[@laniefalls]

dan falling of this chair is the *only content i signed up for.*

[@bangtantrash8744]

I'm calling it 3 more days, if he doesn't fall off I'm unstanning

[@brie]

Same. And they’re failing at providing that content for us.

[@jeanmcg4566]

laniefalls LANIE! And ya I've been wanting to make the joke danisnotonchairs 😭😂

[@asteria7403]

phil playing a horror game gives me more anxiety than anything

[@Valleea]

"NOT THE SWEATER NOT THE SWEATER" I love Dan's priorities

[@deathrae99]

I know! A guy just died horribly. Not the sweater!😂

[@uncertaindaisy]

Is it bad that I want to hear them interact with the other plays

[@shadowvampireofdarkness3968]

brokenphasar nah I want to too

[@ezekiel5537]

I want to hear the other people, too

[@norrie2460]

no, I want to too

[@stardust9577]

Phil: grab the nearest scary object Me: *grabs the Polaroid from truth bombs* ready

[@bunnie3988]

Lollipop1418 me: *grabs all my overdue assignments* I'm reAdY

[@simplyyselena]

omfg

[@UwU-uu9ep]

I grabbed a pair of scissors.

[@yarithziortiz8276]

Lollipop1418 h

[@twentyonepilotstrashl-9410]

*grabs my two dog puppets* yeah this is normal...

[@alanawilson9844]

When you combine dan, phil and jason... You get the jumpscares of dan's screams and knives combined

[@bug3296]

Alana Wilson sameee

[@Sefraca]

spooky week is the best time of the year

[@taeslollipop6146]

Sefraca 😱😱😱66 likes 😱😱😱😱Satan is with you 😱😱😱6666666

[@lisamonds1592]

Sefraca yes it is the best time of the year

[@aimeebarratt7463]

Sefraca no

[@amazinraisin6661]

u r soooo right sefraca

[@cayenne4536]

Sefraca besides gamingmas

[@spookkook]

*starts caressing knife* Phil: dont caress a knife *puts knife back in drawer*

[@prettymuchpaige1381]

Uke Time daddy Phil has spoken

[@kodiebentley154]

I sheepishly put my knife away too

[@theDeathgirl045]

Unfortunately I was not near a nife

[@K04A]

i was near pot noodle and a death eater pillow.I decided pot noodle was scarier and started caressing the fork in the pot noodle

[@JustinPageSlayer]

Uke Time *Bleeds to death*

[@vanessahansmann2465]

"Dim your lights" * Light switch is 5 meters away * *Im sorry i don't exercise*

[@Erikaahh_Mae]

Vanessa Hansmann lol yes me!

[@simplyyselena]

me

[@p0rfavxr]

Erikaahh_Mae I can Relate

[@denisse5508]

Vanessa Hansmann guess you dont have... _a light switch_ near you

[@Chlo-xu2ob]

Phil-what's scary about your fridge?! Me- .... it's empty

[@anaveragecactus2459]

phoenixheart15 It’s the carbs phil..THE CARBS THEYRE COMING FOR ME I ATE THEIR ANCESTORS

[@spyderpig991]

phoenixheart15 DUN DUN DDDDUUUUNNNNNNN

[@Whackusbonk]

Just sneak towards him they said, it'll be fine they said.

[@lakeofavalon2005]

*runs away from Jason* Dan: okay we lost him *runs back in the direction of Jason*

[@user-dx7qr8pt9y]

Doctor: you have 47 minutes and 11 seconds of life Me:

[@jeferies2227]

Τζινα Τσιουραντανη * watches a marathon of dan and phil baking videos instead * XD

[@kaiigu]

I would watch a pinof marathon Gina ( I can read your name because I am living in Greece)

[@aliceboal5868]

Dan:*mocks Phil for looking at wrong camera* Dan 30 secs later:*looks at wrong camera*

[@laniefalls]

i missed this when it was live and now i finally have the time to watch it...but it’s the middle of the night...do i dare watch this in the pitch black darkness by myself? if anything goes wrong it’s all dan’s fault

[@simoneherbert5283]

I'm with you

[@londontheperson]

laniefalls Literally same

[@DylanTheDuck18]

laniefalls same

[@jatzirialonso4374]

Same

[@genericphangirl7527]

laniefalls don’t do it lmao 😂

[@makaylagoodnight3548]

I just realized if you take the first letter of the months from July through November then it spells Jason!

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Makayla Goodnight 🙀 im so glad none of those is my birth month

[@grilche6116]

Not December tho

[@ゆきは愛です]

Tagbootsies Xox unless you want to make it Jason Derulo

[@itssssstef]

Great, September

[@jordand4750]

Makayla Goodnight WOAH!!!! That’s more spooky than what Phil told me to grab... which was a mirror lol

[@randompersonontheinternet1808]

*petition for this to be a series or continued?*

[@insanemalfoy6258]

*signed*

[@TheRedPandaCat]

*signs*

[@FriccOnSticc]

*signs using the blood of my enemies and gives a thumbs up*. :P

[@jodiewoods5936]

Random person on the internet *signed*

[@aadyasharma1859]

Random person on the internet *signs petition*

[@mysteriousgirl6946]

Phil: don’t use all your stamina Dan: NArUTOOOOOO

[@boatboystrackclub6528]

Will Dan fall off his chair this week

[@alex123.]

Hope so

[@simplyyselena]

if he doesn’t, i’m unsubscribing

[@laylaanderson7744]

Avery Bradley’s Son he has to

[@hobihobi409]

Avery Bradley’s Son I hope so

[@samotions2031]

Avery Bradley’s Son let's hope 😂

[@vivalasvegans1]

Me the entire video: STOP RUNNING YOU’RE USING UP YOUR STAMINA

[@ellenprivate6792]

My parents walked in on me watching this in the pitch black with toast and my Spanish book and they just slowly backed out.

[@redpandashatecherries]

Your parents understand

[@azelmamortlake4471]

I was caressing a loudly complaining cat.

[@mags7542]

Ellen Private I was caressing my face bc that’s scary 😂😂

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

I was caressing my boobs cuz they scary and I absolutely hate them

[@ayoutubeaccount7151]

Ellen Private I wish I could do that

[@yeehawheehaw9127]

i have this irrational fear of youtubers not muting themselves when they play multiplayer games and everyone else can hear them oof

[@cityliights13]

dan and phil: lets stay in the house, we're fine, we're fine. narrator: *they were not fine*

[@CHERRIES-co8xf]

When people ask if you're fine and you have to say you're fine but you're really not fine

[@joday5347]

hi my name is [doge] when was it

[@aesthetxcphan9184]

hi my name is [doge] DUNN DUNN DUNN

[@daniella9410]

your name is everything

[@lmaotter]

Grab the scariest thing near you and caress it *caress G note*

[@butterball2394]

pastelydnp *crying suddenly starts and then intensifies*

[@Hailey-ec3bp]

Brb gotta join the black parade

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

**caresses 2013 calendar on the month of march**

[@JustinPageSlayer]

*Caress G key on my keyboard*

[@bellalannoo8896]

Learning Piano was hell for a while. Then that fateful day in 2019. The day I was dressed as a Gerard inspired demon costume.

[@magdalenarose]

“Is there an option in this game to woohoo with any of the other players?”~Daniel Howell 2017

[@oliviaolivia3839]

What you don’t woohoo all the other characters in every game you play smh you’re doing it wrong

[@cixi97]

Dan talking to the other players made me laugh so much 😂

[@malakamer7758]

teaholic sameeee

[@strangereditsxxx7779]

Dan got so happy about the axe, then phil died

[@lucy2901]

Phil: I want you to dim the lights Me: *dims lights* Phil: I want you to grab the nearest scary object Me: *grabs math textbook* Phil: And cores it Me: *throws math textbook across room* not today (no textbooks were harmed)

[@twentynedawsn4785]

ømgshutuplucy caress**

[@tj6800]

Twenty øne Dawsøn I know your name is Twenty One Pilots, and if it's a mix of Shane Dawson as well, I'm very happy. If it's not I'm still happy because I stan Twenty One Pilots

[@livfowler8100]

caress***

[@lxndryn4936]

caress

[@fad3703]

*nOt tOdAy sAtAn!1!!*

[@Kiratarora12]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST MISSED FIRST SPOOKY LIVE VIDEO

[@unicornlover3125]

OMG SAME

[@lauren8469]

SAME I WAS EATING TACOS BUT SAME

[@alicjajelonek1255]

same.

[@vulpesvulpes5236]

same :(

[@gin8237]

THE ONE TIME I GO OUT OF MY HOUSE I MISS A LIVE SHOW

[@user-jk1lb5cg1z]

DO A DAN VS PHIL WITH THIS GAME WHOEVER SURVIVES MORE ROUNDS OUT OF SIX OR THREE EACH, WINS PLEASE

[@millicent7263]

Phil will turn it into all or noithing 😂

[@millicent7263]

KAI yep.

[@maya-vq5ux]

This has to happen

[@Ellie-gw7ph]

YES

[@livvytalks2040]

Ow my ears! Why did you yell!!

[@Zoe-pr7nr]

They protec They attac But most importantly Jason stabs from the bac

[@Angelina1541]

Zoe P No, they kept running, they kept flailing, but in the end, they ended up being directly caught by Jason because they tried to sneak pass him and attack him

[@michaxl.]

...I hate these sentences XD

[@indhusrikousika4875]

dank bro

[@adastra8019]

Zoe P stop with the dead memes

[@dawson588]

Stop this meme I hate it

[@thedoubleaabatteries8523]

My nearest scary object is my cat squidd She is being stroked She likes it Now she bite the screen Spooky squidd

[@triplett8169]

How is squidd doing

[@bri2149]

Please pet squidd for me if you're able to, she is valid and I love her

[@jayren4043]

Pies hehe unus

[@bugbear2357]

Is Squidd ok?

[@bugbear2357]

Is Squidd ok?

[@allytyler3322]

I wanted Dan and Phil to talk to other people they were playing with!

[@lexy4824]

Ally Tyler Dan and Phil don't talk to anyone let's face it 😂

[@ashleyh8927]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly dan just got stabbed in the bacc

[@hilaryloftus6641]

The Jason is a spy!

[@Sock757]

They a snacc

[@ashwolfe7054]

Omg i live

[@lucyadams9568]

"Pick up your nearest scary object" *picks up mirror* *shivers*

[@ravensteward40]

lucy adams same tho

[@kinkem4931]

I still can't belive I missed this, but if you go by the barn which is close to Jason's hideout, he gets notified. Also, the sweater was a way to live longer bcuz it makes you invincible for the first hit.

[@lenacarey2333]

I love Spooky Week because horror is my favorite genre and that means that I get a video from Dan and Phil on my birthday every year! This video is a great 19th birthday present, can't wait to see what you play on my 20th birthday :)

[@melgurr5893]

Lena Carey hope you had a good birthday! :)

[@lotusx5924]

Awhh happy birthday ❤

[@nicoleroman7945]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@del5488]

Lena Carey same for me but with gamingmas :) my birthday is on December 1st

[@sofiyakolycheva9463]

My birthday is on the 28th as well! Im 17 though!

[@moonlaney]

'i hope we have a fun evening of camp roleplay' made me cry of laughter

[@oliviaolivia3839]

I’ll be the camper let’s start “I’ve been a baaaaaad boy”

[@amie5351]

We need a sims vampire Halloween version episode next! Please ❤️😂 Plot twist: Dil and tab woohoo while dil is a vamp and they have vampire twins who are the creepiest things ever. 🙂🙃

[@adrianahleonhardt475]

TolSmolBean its DAB not tab, get it right!

[@thepiggylord]

TolSmolBean I have vampire sims and you just gave me the idea to make them have vampire babies. Thanks!

[@amie5351]

LizzieLovesMC I meant tab for Tabitha

[@samanthamosca9405]

omg yes

[@lunarel7491]

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! WHat nEXt?! PLANT BABIES?!?! :D xD

[@emilyrog8929]

in honour of the end of the hiatus and the approach of a potential spooky week, please please do this game again!!

[@maljustice2522]

Therapist : Whats your motivation Me:Dan and Phil games spoopy week

[@reharm_reality]

Me: Nothing, That's why I'm here.

[@kayapraeter8767]

you're on some thin ice with god out here saying spoopy still

[@spyderpig991]

Pixel Life yes. F***ing yes

[@summaiyakh]

the guy’s head was chopped off and all dan cared about was the sweatshirt

[@idleheart8600]

summaiya It was a pretty damn fabulous sweatshirt tho.

[@bubbleteawithu2099]

because then no one could wear his sweatshirt 😩😩

[@aprilsfool6045]

YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT

[@froyo4112]

The struggles of closing the goddamn door.

[@aoife6038]

you're right...they should use the *LADY DOOR*

[@AWard-lb3bf]

Both of these references killed me help

[@mr.brightside4612]

*hears panic! at the Disco playing faintly in the distance*

[@alexairysrosario8541]

Haven't you people ever heard of it?

[@theyeemnengravestne4731]

brookleekchild Lololololollolol

[@Jessica-bz1vm]

Phil: Hagis Haven Dan: No, it's Higgins Haven 10 minutes later... Dan: Jarvis ReDiSeNeNcE

[@raechelleharvey681]

i just want a return of danisnotonchairs

[@evelynchz]

I love it when Dan refers to Phil as “this guy” when he says or does something silly.

[@rowanmoses6480]

Evelyn same lol

[@lucusgillies4500]

Phil if Dan dossent fall off his chair in spookyweek you have to push Dan off his chair on the last spooky week video

[@gabbyandandrea497]

hahah yes

[@alisimpson6488]

I agree

[@crimsoznt]

D: **as Jason throws him to the ground** NOT THE SWEATER!!! NoT tHe SwEaTeR!!!! J: **stabs Dan's character in the face** Me:..... **meekly** at least the sweater is still in one piece.........

[@cheyhawkins747]

The game gave me anxiety, but everything gives me anxiety, so

[@ellagutierrez3027]

so tru

[@sanha5191]

what no lmao me

[@caitlincarey4012]

what no pshh mood

[@murdocfromgorillaz]

min yoongi hi

[@nevexyz]

mr cheese same

[@ullumini7538]

Phil : I want you to get your nearest scary object and caress it. Me : k sure I can do that Mom : tf are you doing

[@anarivera_t]

Some Stuff Lmao

[@therapycat9606]

Oooooo my god i cant

[@jazzya1074]

No matter how fast you run Jason will always walk faster😂

[@janaki_rani]

The Russians weren’t saying anything offensive and were actually pretty wholesome, they added each other as friends even :)

[@meganlong2612]

“ it’s the most wonderful time of the year, They’ll be lots of loud screaming, Plus Phil’s weird commenting, And dan fell off his chair, It’s the most wonderful time of year” - a song for spooky week

[@spyderpig991]

Megan Long How about, "it's the most, wonderful time, of the year. With Dan really screaming And Phil will be cheating And the phandom's in tears! Because Dan, isnotchairs, wasn't here!

[@meganlong2612]

Spider Pig true!!

[@yeemogeesus750]

I died

[@jaya9298]

just imagine jack skellington from nightmare b4 christmas singing that but with a dnp backpack on his shoulders and u done.

[@ppdestroyer9794]

But he didn’t fall off his chair ☹️

[@doireann6152]

Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the god damn door no

[@barackobama1552]

Doireann 06 i read this just while they were walkinh through a door and didn’t close it lol

[@macpollen]

( punish the lyrics) oh just imagine...

[@kayleethatoneweirdchick2465]

Mackenzie 8 BAD LYRICS! GO TO THE CORNER!

[@macpollen]

Kaylee York IM SORRY.

[@kayleethatoneweirdchick2465]

Mackenzie 8 I punished the lyrics :P

[@audrey-tc8dk]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly The livestreams are bacc

[@dinoforest8222]

I'm wacthing this just before I go to giued camp in the woods in the middle of nowhere

[@shadowvampireofdarkness3968]

stella good luck bud

[@fad3703]

Did you survive?

[@dinoforest8222]

@@fad3703 I some how did

[@chloezoejohnson3902]

"Caress your nearest scary objects." *Proceeds to gently caress the cake sat in front of me* Nothing scarier than carbs

[@thedancingunicorn345]

Chloe Zoe Johnson true

[@fandomsistheanswer1558]

omg😂😂😂🎂🍰

[@wdrew04]

Chloe Zoe Johnson My tiny pup is so scary amirite

[@pizzahutcaraccident]

Phil's Dead Houseplant my cat terrifying

[@kaseybersin1824]

Chloe Zoe Johnson *gets next to my ACTs* *Caresses it gently and dRAMATICALLY THROW IT INTO THE TRASH*

[@jessrowley6118]

Petition for phil to push dan off the chair by the end of spooky week if dan doesn’t do it by himself

[@ruby-uj1ut]

DelightfullyJess FUckINg SIgnED

[@lozisimmortal]

Signed

[@afenbeangames727]

Signed

[@libbymoth8724]

DelightfullyJess signed

[@yepyep9956]

DelightfullyJess SIGN ME UP

[@jessica-ls3tc]

_PANIC MODE: DAN HAS MADE IT FOUR DAYS WITHOUT FALLING OUT OF HIS CHAIR_

[@AnaSofia-sw5nq]

Jessica HE MUST FALL BEFORE THE END OF SPOOKY WEEK OR IM UNSUBSCRIBING

[@brie]

My life was destroyed by memes Same.

[@melon4249]

PANIC MODE: DAN HAS MADE IT FOUR SECONDS WITHOUT FALLING OFF HIS CHAIR. THIS IS A NEW RECORD. THIS GUY IS A LEGEND AND I'M SHOOK

[@neilronan444]

they haven’t rlly played any super scary games with giant jumpscares yet tho

[@isabelkratz1903]

PLEASE NO HE NEEDS TO FALL

[@mackie7255]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of *closing a goddamn lady door*

[@ihaveyu]

dan not falling off his chair streak: 4 im still waiting (phil just push him off his chair already omfg)

[@faith9196]

If he doesn't fall by the Halloween Phil's gonna have to

[@ihaveyu]

Human Being eXACTLY

[@gabbyrusso8296]

only dan would get to play as the emo first *and refer to her as an 'alternative person' to hide his shame*

[@ashleysmart3182]

"Find the nearest, scariest object and stroke it" Me: *Starts to stroke my reflection*

[@simplyyselena]

Ashley Smart ME

[@sovrysmmrbry5268]

Ashley Smart same

[@robbin7770]

(Shane Dawson voice) ME

[@rosiejones1096]

Ashley Smart meeeeee

[@emily.g4240]

So a mirror which can be scary as they are said to be the doorway to the other world (e.g hell)

[@pizzapuke19]

the stroking fridge thing could have been just a really dark eating disorder joke

[@fernbeengone6391]

Ana jim oh goodness...I want to hug that person now...

[@Sara-vn2kz]

My mind went there too. I'm surprised Dan's didn't.

[@ku1747]

Yeah, that would be for me

[@tracimoyer9879]

@@Sara-vn2kz exactly. I was thinking hed say that

[@yourmum2184]

Oh shit😐... Someone needs to tell Dan!

[@TheGreddie]

DAN you need to stop saying "floppy dingdong" before it infiltrates into my speech pattern

[@palmtree1958]

lmqo it's already in mine damn it Dan

[@isabellelewis6732]

Phil: *"I want you to get your nearest scary object!"* Me: *"A mirror?"*

[@georgianarace-fox6997]

Isabelle Lewis THEY ARE SCARY HAVE YOU TRIED BLOODY MARY?!?!?!?!?

[@etherealityshannon]

the 212 likes were possible by me

[@lizzyjeffries7953]

when you've been procrastinating watching this and now its new years eve

[@whyitsmimi599]

Lizzy Jeffries same

[@alana9205]

Hey, it's almost the 30th for me

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

I'm watching it now so don't feel too bad

[@Thakuwa]

I'm watching this February 27 😂

[@shroomfrog1764]

When you’re procrastinating watching this, and now it’s March, 2018

[@icesnowolfanimations8669]

*someone gets brutally murdered in the background“ Dan: “this is hilarious!”

[@snazzysitara]

haven’t you people ever heard of cloSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

[@cheerslovethecalvaryshere9379]

It’s “closing a goddamn door”.... not closing the goddamn door

[@mr.brightside4612]

ID CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR! NO?

[@cheerslovethecalvaryshere9379]

Mr. Brightside A goddamn door*

[@jajajajangmyeon]

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

[@bailey9553]

A goddamn *ladydoor

[@ranchdip8779]

when dan did an american accent toward the end i literally didn't realize he was speaking english

[@Zaymonia]

That American accent really wasn't that bad

[@gixou7332]

i guess you could say hiding with the toilet would be a shitty hiding spot

[@salsspic]

ewwwg GeT OuT

[@maryelizabeth3334]

Quite literally. Haha.

[@jasminemiddleton5203]

"Get your nearest scary object" Me: grabs my mirror