DAN PEÑA RANT COMPILATION

A collection of legendary rants from the 50 billion dollar man.

[@crkicks2380]

Imagine coming to school and having him as substitute teacher

[@anonymousanon8482]

This would be f*cking awesome man:)

[@cirogarcia9951]

The kids would hate him because he'd be real strict and hard on them

[@Primus-ue4th]

Greatest day ever

[@cenoviopereira8603]

If 1975? The world would be a better place. If 2020? He would've lost his job.

[@StaaaaNzHD]

Best fucking day ever 😂

[@jbridges399]

Motivational quote " You don't deserve to live." - Dan Peña Senior

[@MkeJuice]

Wow.. really life changing

[@miguelgallardo3901]

That is so motivational

[@roninjolin7687]

@@redshocker1567 That's because in this society we place our sense of self on the physical and mind; money and belongings. BUT the real self is the higher self; I argue this with my brother a lot because a part of me thinks money will will buy happiness and he says enlightment is the way because you wont need money but you still have it and you can get it easier

[@emmanuelcaneschi2746]

Hell yea. Now I can go on with my shitty monday

[@sonnysoderlind9969]

hahahah rofled hard at this

[@ilanpg99]

“THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!! metaphorically speaking.” 😂

[@coreythomas3633]

LOL

[@ptawethe2nd]

😂

[@straightouttathinair374]

Bad back= 25 years of carrying your asses across the goaline

[@jim8937]

Yes. Think of all the fresh air that would be freed up for those of us who deserve to be alive

[@VinceDubbed]

His lawyer told him to say "metaphorically speaking" to not sound like he's making a call to action.

[@julibaloyi7487]

Imagine this guy as a pastor!😂😂... I would go to church every Sunday

[@Edgarv68]

For reals, and thats a fantastic Idea

[@Sucka4Sofas]

Lmao deadass

[@shiningstar8595]

Oh my, you are so hilarious!!! I think the whole congregation would have to become believers otherwise he'd skin each and every one!!! He's quite a character!!! Hahahahaha!!!! I think at times he feels like lifting the whole world and turning it upside down!!!

[@thewarlord1944]

True true

[@richwiz2]

Sounds like a drill instructor.

[@lopezmario4633]

There is NO ONE like this guy. Love him or hate him, this kind of people are one in a billion.

[@lopezmario4633]

Martien de Jong you must be joking. “Many??” Name ONE.

[@stephenross8463]

Lopez Mario .........thankfully.

[@books4739]

on tv they barely exist but in heavy industry, military etc they are fairly common.@@lopezmario4633

[@gunnerysgthartman6124]

When Trump goes super sayan he becomes Dan Pena.

[@winstonsmith937]

best comment

[@elifuller4862]

@@carcolgeo You came to that conclusion because people told you that orange man bad.

[@gunnerysgthartman6124]

@@winstonsmith937 thank you sir!

[@gunnerysgthartman6124]

@@elifuller4862 lol

[@BigSeksi07]

He's way over 9000....

[@gowthamg2081]

Sensitivity = Motherf***ing Poverty

[@alexserban1462]

Gowtham G Be tough as nails and watch your money grow !

[@roxannedaniel540]

If it wasn't for the men like Pena you'd be living in abject poverty like Socialist Venezuela, or Russia, or Communist China. You'd be sleeping in a mud hut and probably dead by the age of 30yrs old.

[@coreythomas3633]

@@alexserban1462 I AGREE with your statement

[@swaggyscreenstories]

Yes

[@anyunaltered411]

Insensitivity = Chasing phantoms 🤣🤣

[@tiko545]

If I were to attend his class I would be laughing all the time, this guy is hilarious.

[@Captainhairyass]

Same

[@Fashionlover91]

Me too

[@Themuseemporium]

Same. 💀

[@_Daniel_Plainview]

yep

[@VincentNoot]

20,000$ comedy

[@kojimapromeatspin]

That machine gun in the beginning AHhaaHhAHhA! Lmfao !😂

[@dominicbrogsdale3348]

yeah i was weak lol and how he dramatize it lol

[@chrism6904]

I know right?! That shit was hilarious! hahahah!

[@mementomori5374]

I cant get it out of my head hahahaha sounds like a sheep machine gun

[@tylerlewis8393]

Oh fuck yea, that was hilarious. Could watch a video of just that for a good 15 minutes straight

[@billpeart]

That's the only part I keep coming back to day after day

[@saladinthedark7459]

4:38 it cracks me up how he's going full on psycho rage and suddenly calms his voice and tone to explain himself so he doesn't sound like a misogynist. And then keeps on spiting lava.

[@willowen8730]

Georgi Georgiev that level of self awareness shows he not crazy/on coke like some haters might say

[@mgtowchampion7961]

Hes not a misogynist, hes just passionate about buisness.

[@HealthyMotherfcker]

Georgi Georgiev shut the fuck up with “misogynist” you are part of the fucking problem you fucking mediocre loser pussycat

[@Skoal36]

This is how My Dad spoke to me, now he passed on. Dan helps continue Forward! R.I.P Pops.

[@jahalgol7460]

Every young man needs an Og to check him every once in a while, check he's on his top game.

[@bigdaddyofsi]

It's almost like he is doing an impersonation of my Dad

[@berbentonny8709]

Rebel&Conquer and are you a billionaire now if the answer is no it didnt work 😛

[@matthewwilliams9288]

My condolences for you concerning your father....

[@cjdoe722]

Rebel&Conquer me too brother, me too. I would be lying if I said I don’t laugh and cry when listening to this

[@enclosedencompassing]

This was so unintentionally funny! Hahaha...

[@swaggyscreenstories]

You r a shit then

[@reddeadrockstar9875]

@@swaggyscreenstories It's funny because it's true you fucking shithead

[@shaunkarabo4407]

This is funny to me lool

[@achingwoody4306]

Lol

[@kb9849]

Hes hilarious

[@patrickg5147]

Damn I wish this was our high school teacher he’d be fired in 2 mins but Id follow right behind him

[@qualityvisions6808]

😩😂😂😂😂

[@amongfriends3807]

I would probably di the s

[@StaaaaNzHD]

You fucking A right

[@philliplord6332]

Just go to a dominatrix - probably cheaper.

[@skiiipawbs]

Fr

[@jh230377]

Well that went from 0-100 quickly!!!😂😂😂

[@derek8c829]

It started at 100

[@Ufos4dahoes]

is this Alex Jones grandpa? 😂

[@theninedivides6851]

8:44 "You wanna know why I have a sore back? 25 years of carrying your fat asses across the goal line" Some random dude in the background "ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAA" XD that shit was actually the funniest thing ever if I was in that room I wouldnt be able to compose myself lol

[@ivanr4300]

Me too! That laugh is great!!

[@Chile_california]

Dan Peña for president....got my vote...💪💪💪💪💪

[@undertaker11ism]

javier Mendoza we would be at war the next week if dan pena were president

[@ryantoner8132]

@@undertaker11ism who would start something?

[@undertaker11ism]

Ryan Toner Dan would find a reason to start something with another country

[@ryantoner8132]

Roberts hes got more strategy than that

[@Celestial1000]

@@undertaker11ism if you're being serious then you're wrong, he is wise than we all watching this video right now. He wouldn't do it lmao

[@andrewkryzak84]

I Honestly Wish DAN Was My Dad. Worth it...

[@robertlopez6092]

...no... you don’t!

[@6anonymous9.]

yeah, we need to learn how to fake from a faker

[@champ-xw9ce]

Your first 18 years of life would be super difficult, but then you would be a billionaire, not caring about being liked and stuff... for the rest of your life.

[@sdsumiguel5937]

This could be a Will Ferrell character.

[@keithwhitfield4336]

SDSUMIGUEL Yep!

[@andrewayling5902]

This is comedy gold...

[@Elusive_Pete]

How are people not bursting out laughing during his sermons?! "A stiff drink and a good fuck" made me choke!

[@ryanl8730]

Pena is the OG

[@simplicitas5113]

Fuck that is true. They all were soft AF as kiddos.

[@kennytalksfooty]

J S she said she wants you to kick her son out onto the streets(AKA Akaki)

[@CacheWeston]

Holy shot you are brainwashed

[@ryanl8730]

w² holy shit you’re illiterate

[@saveonthe1]

Ryan L Pena is a soft bitch OG = old goon 👴

[@magicalpodium]

This guy is fucking hilarious. I'll chose him everyday over stand up comedy. Man Dan. One in a mollion character.

[@istylehunx6052]

Motivational quote: “What good have you brought to the planet none”

[@Wise101]

The beginning escalated from 0-100 really quick with the metaphorical machine gun fire. These videos are 🔥

[@TCFan25]

Neil L More like an idiot spraying a machine gun all over the place and failing to hit any real target!

[@ivanmatev4348]

1:10 Thats were Thanos got his idea

[@bryanpenaflor7888]

AND IT'S FUCKKKIIIING RAAAWWWW-Gordon Ramsey

[@joeyripswell]

$20K to be yelled at by this alpha dawgg?? Scary...it’s what we need lol

[@stuartperez4604]

Every bitch needs to get blacked for 20k

[@primicerius]

Do you know how many fucking presidents and billionaires he's produced one of his mentees made a 500 billion dollar deal with the saudis

[@bagelitsandila4611]

@@primicerius 99.9% percent of his successes he never met. Cause he uploads stuff for free

[@philliplord6332]

@@primicerius Which presidents and billionaires did he produce?

[@elmisterioso3643]

Its free moron

[@manjit2870]

An Indian sneaked out the minute Dan turned his back...2 .14

[@markmullan8100]

Manjit 28 he’s like, fuck I’m out!!! Haha

[@fabiogasperini5868]

Funny

[@wturner777]

@@markmullan8100 😄😄😅😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@undertaker11ism]

Manjit 28 Imagine if dan caught him walking out....

[@wturner777]

@@undertaker11ism Dan: I'mma catch him in the Walmart and whoop his fuckin' ass!!! 😡😤💢

[@zoltansimon2124]

Alpha father you never had!!!

[@bettertomorrow7073]

You pay a fortune just to be shouted at, insulted, and cursed by an old man.

[@jaretdavis7445]

Yes

[@tonytoni1150]

Fortune? I’m sure it’s not much

[@khgear7160]

@@tonytoni115020k is not much??? dang!!! 😂

[@SootyPhoenix]

Note to self: watch this every time you feel like giving up.

[@frankc3080]

I laugh every time I hear this guy talk.. but he speaks some truth

[@yourmans6879]

Line up your parents up there “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh” You gotta love this guy.

[@thelonewolf848]

Nice! They should create a Dan Peña doll that speaks out to people his best quotes! I’d buy it

[@EveSkincare]

Tickle me Elmo, or Tell it like it is Dan. 🤣

[@StaaaaNzHD]

Ya fucking A right

[@johnserra604]

"What did you do!!!??? OTHER THAN SIT ON YOUR FUCKIN HANDS!!!???"

[@johnhodge4996]

"IT'S OVER!!! THE HUMAN RACE IS FINISHED!!!!"

[@Bzik71]

"What good you have brought to the planet?" NONE.

[@rebinzakholi7895]

Imagine waking and having Dan Pena saying: It wasnt a dream.

[@pogchampsz]

"Line all your parents up there.. DWEH DWEH DWEH DWEH DWEH" best part

[@davidlongoria7557]

When your grandpa is struggling with Alzheimer’s 3:30

[@Cowabunga808]

🤣 Good call

[@leejenkins7184]

Hahaha

[@dominichernandez2403]

Lol

[@johnniepardojr.7243]

The world lacks real MEN like this!!! Political Correctness is killing this Great Nation of Ours!!!

[@chrisnichols6159]

Amen to that. Also, this whole Democrat/Republican bullshit is literally fucking the brains of these people big time. I’m a registered Independent who thinks and takes responsibility for myself and sees what makes sense and what doesn’t make sense.

[@zacharywhite211]

Yes. But don't make the mistake of thinking any one party or political inclination have a monopoly on that stupidity. In America we see the perfect example of snowflakes on both sides. The Trump ones and the Democrat ones

[@npche9865]

@@chrisnichols6159 Amen to that.

[@jimcameron9848]

I heard he eats coronavirus for breakfast.

[@bh5817]

Fake virus

[@vk45]

@@bh5817 it's in no way fake dude

[@bh5817]

@s 97 lol If there were no 24/7 media coverage Would you even know there was a 'pandemic' people aren't dropping like flies out there 0.001% of people die from a supposed virus whose symptoms are indistinguishable from the flu and those deaths are sufferers of pre existing illnesses You accept reality sheep

[@sailingyachtlifevsyeanonot7621]

@s 97 99.98% recovery rate ,, a virus so deadly you have to take a test to know if you have it or not

[@Tabsimone]

😂😂

[@agentsmith9858]

3:28 my reaction to our nowdays society, media, politics, schools etc.

[@Branflakehere]

Yes!😭😄😄😄

[@murf1201]

i watch dan every morning. even one clip. best way to start the day

[@TheRealHarsjan]

He speaks so much truth but damn I laughed too much.

[@matthewince4463]

TheRealHarsjan 😅😂🤣😂

[@Interestingworld4567]

Lmao

[@markwhittaker6866]

PREACH!

[@lordawesometony2764]

Meh

[@zacharywhite211]

Funny and hilarious yes. But truth? Lol not that

[@brianb9118]

9:20 lmao that made my night

[@ok8505]

He's actually correct

[@DJEmonTV]

I live in Russia and I can confirm

[@Trrippy_Shades]

DJEmonTV we still are passing ur mother around tho

[@smeshcel3025]

DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU WEINY!?!?!??!?!

[@PhilVerryChannel]

As brutal as it is I still love Dan and I love his honesty, I love his spirit and I love him being the world's strong Daddy.... trying, pleading to teach people. A value what he brings to this world even though sometimes it's in a crazy package. Don't stop doing it Dan man, we need you and your CRACK STAFF!

[@marcusaurelius2061]

I lost this fire and it's been 10 years. I swear to God i will bring it back!🔥🔥🔥🧨🧨

[@jack-ml7br]

This is probably the best dan Pena rant compilation I’ve seen. Thank you

[@soumyajitmandal4409]

That voice change , "ohh honey we dont want any trouble" killed me.

[@johnalhakary2582]

I should watch this every morning before brushing my teeth! I'm serious, if we had parents and school teachers like this, we would not go through what we are going through right now.

[@crockybird3287]

For real,wish my dad talked to me like this and beat me

[@talhahshahid9191]

Wtf

[@paperwaitforittowel]

@@crockybird3287 lmaoooo

[@minecwaftcat4474]

@@crockybird3287 wtf is wrong with you 🐢

[@MsSirAndy]

@@crockybird3287 are you a masochist?

[@DC-wp6oj]

I’m gna play this every morning

[@stuartperez4604]

Omg you would be a beast lowks

[@adielstephenson2929]

I love the Sikh guy getting up and leaving.

[@markwhittaker6866]

😂😂😂😂

[@shanekonarson]

One of the best warriors that ever lived was a Sikh .

[@DaviAreias]

Paradoxically I think most people want to leave but the Sikh guy is the only one has balls to do so.

[@dojanglesclimb]

Lol he's heard enough bullshit

[@lol6434]

@@DaviAreias Balls to leave? He lacked the balls to listen to the truth.

[@TCFan30]

His only failure is missing the stand up comedy gig.

[@randomapperatus3773]

How does everyone in the crowd not just bust out in laughter?!

[@vk45]

Because they're serious about their lives and understand why he is talking so intensely.

[@dmc7890]

You are making him look bad, that man is an honest genius

[@ranjabdulsalam6145]

You call this bad ???

[@dmc7890]

@King KY whoa there... buddy

[@6anonymous9.]

he is a fake guru lol

[@inspiredrebel324]

He does not need to swear, what good does that do?

[@CacheWeston]

Like the time he attacked a bear with his hands

[@JonathanPerez-tj6xc]

Instead of motivating me this made me laugh my ass off lol!! 😂😂😂

[@jcmoney11111]

This guy is like my favorite football coach of all time. Made us tough as fuck.

[@bluemoondiadochi]

"Every snowflake is different." yes, ofcourse, just like every turd is different; their color, smell and consistency can differ, their shape as well. *But in the end there's one big truth - it's still just a turd!*

[@sankarshbb9503]

😂😂 I'm done😭😂

[@atnstn]

73 times he said: Fuck, Fuck fuck fock fokin, fock! Motivation at it's best!

[@briancr125007]

He really hates personal development 😂

[@JuanCastillo-pv4uy]

I saw him live in Vancouver, Canada. Best reality check I had. Thanks Big Dan. -Juan C.

[@cobydoyle1560]

Why u see him?

[@thereisnoend]

1:08 So apparently this is the session Thanos attended.

[@weepingangel6805]

Every time I watch Dan Pena I FEEL my testosterone rising. And it feels fucking good

[@Interestingworld4567]

Weeping Angel damn

[@edwardwhiteside8658]

Like really damn.

[@B27397]

I know right

[@timjansson3286]

U might just have a fetish for being insulted and yelled at

[@jamesjarrett52]

This was the approach I went for in my job interview. Still waiting to hear back.

[@ShaunbirKlair24]

That machine gun part in the beginning almost made me throw up 😂

[@prestigejewellersuk3117]

That thumbnail 😂😂😂😂

[@LoveAshleyCash1]

😜

[@nard-o]

4:11 is when his voice changed into a WWF champion. 😮

[@Realist.quotes]

WWE*

[@nard-o]

@@Realist.quotes your right, I must be old lol before the lawsuit it was WWF but now WWE (correction)

[@Realist.quotes]

@@nard-o yeah WWF now is an organization "world wildlife fund" thats protecting the environment i think

[@ziggy3259]

I've saved this and listen every morning, everyday.

[@nero.unleashed]

Can he do a toast at my wedding?

[@bz12227]

"sensitivity equals poverty" wow

[@zacharywhite211]

Lol right? It's great comedy, but he's actually trying to advice people

[@glasswolf8999]

Therapist: you need to man up and fight your demons! My demons:

[@leonreaper90]

2:13 it was too much for him

[@FinalDay]

Needed this! Screaming throughout

[@indy54931]

I´m laughing so hard :D :D :D The funny thing is, this man is telling only the truth!

[@mikerofone3069]

Dan was dead serious!

[@jestoni1998]

Dan Pena , Thank you

[@orokusaki7168]

Dan pena should be DLC for MK11

[@TheBizzle90]

That machine gun in the beginning would be a brutality for sure lol

[@jonathanmorand8893]

sometimes when he pauses I feel like he almost wants to laugh seeing how no one speaks up rofl.

[@ptonfire1]

"My goodness look at yoooouu,u make me wanna cry,what r u gonna tell ur kid,ur grandchildren"_D Pena.

[@Master_Gamer_101]

These are the type of men that are more childlike when they become seniors, if you check their younger videos, they were 10x more professional. Means they legend

[@chaosreich2318]

This is what goes on at all those behind closed doors rich people meetings huh....well now we know they are crazier than all us schlubs. Geezus christ I love this nut.

[@lifemasterimaciekchedozko4994]

When I am in a bit low spirits I just play this footage to cheer up :)

[@Chichimee]

Weirdest Sunday service I’ve ever seen

[@AndJusticeForMe]

I couldn’t care less about developing business skills, but I would attend for the sheer comedy gold! 😂

[@hakunamatata289]

Woooww that rant starting at 3:01 had me in tears 😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Salute

[@Trrippy_Shades]

Lmmfao I’m dead

[@shailladotcom]

Love how among all things Dan is all about nurturing children and good parenthood, which is the source of everything. Sadly most people in the world are screwed up by bad parenting and mostly never recover from it. Thank you Dan!

[@richardjamesclemo6235]

Spot on.

[@MsSirAndy]

some things are true, but in some others he is overexaggerating

[@roninjolin7687]

@@MsSirAndy we need more people like him. im not saying to go pick fights like a caveman but these days we have too much of the sensitive side of the spectrum

[@MsSirAndy]

@@roninjolin7687 True, people are too sensitive today. I agree! We live in a snowflake generation, sad but true.

[@christopherk7920]

There’re more opportunities to create the life we desire & massive wealth now than ever before. The fact that so many didn’t take action or are too afraid certainly pisses him off BIG time

[@frixosfriedman7813]

Says something about how screwed up our world is that a lot of people in these comments are like, "he's funny but he's right. Respect Dan" The role models that many young people look to these days suggests we are heading to societal collapse.

[@htune754]

this is the grandpa America needs not the one it wants

[@ezekieljarek7705]

I never heard anyone being so on point about our generation 👏

[@TheBizzle90]

I wonder what gun makes an "EEE HE HE HE HE HE HE" sound....

[@josephl6727]

I needed to hear this. Thank you, Dave Pena!

[@anthonysonnheim4182]

It's Dan! Pe^na!

[@pharaohramessuxii4119]

You said it so I don't have to, so now I'm going to pursue whatever is going to help me improve and settle for nothing less.

[@leneeslash3989]

2:56 the funniest shit ever, true though hahaha

[@brunoramone601]

I love that people pay for his training. The greatest manipulation of all time. Dan every night laughs him self to sleep knowing he has convinced people to pay him thousands of dollars to be abused!! I love this guy, greatest gig of all time.

[@davongreen60]

bruno ramone all his stuff on his website is free just his seminar cost he said he made everything free for lazy fuckers with excuses

[@keithwhitfield4336]

davongreen60 greatest comment of all time.

[@Senseigainz]

He copied the global warming scam. He even said himself he wished he came up with the scam himself but Al gore beat him to it.

[@nikonxxx]

Gtfo

[@Sin.Atonement]

If that's what you get from this ok... people aren't getting abused dumb fuck, they're becoming men

[@pakistani8907]

i always thought a guy like this would be a fictional character in a movie or snl skit

[@michaelgrant7663]

This guy should run for president!!! Dan Pena 2024

[@onxiaftw]

Watching this everyday now

[@vanseventy]

That guys laugh at 8:48 was hilarious.

[@tmenzella]

5:26 pure poetry. I truly can not believe this guys teachings isn’t in the curriculum.

[@Originjk]

He has an ego of 100 men