Dan Reads Sonic Fan Fiction Complete Compilation - Game Grumps

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[@ronanbudiyono2117]

I love how Dan was reading everything aggressively monotonous

[@OhSPY.]

“Aggressively Monotonous”, that should be another name in the maybe list for Dan’s band.

[@laynemorris3031]

“DO NOT THROW OFF MY RHYTHM”

[@mothwizard3095]

Dan, with a deadpan expression: We are not making fun of this, we are merely enjoying it.

[@EmissaryofWind]

Lil' Sonic for Guest Grumps

[@BestOfGamePlays.]

More important than having Obama on the show

[@789syrus789]

Emissary of Wind ...No...

[@purplvurpl0295]

Yes.

[@niirceollae2]

Eeeeee...... yyYES!!....... please god 🙏

[@digitalgamer457]

@@BestOfGamePlays. lil sonic IS obama

[@Ryanjakehenry]

Zelda: You mean the girl in the armor? Sonic: That’s a girl?!?!? H O L Y S H I T

[@Jac-Man]

“Sandy’s a girl?”

[@rare80]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKKTp6uVj6lkmrc

[@SRC7s]

@Schwifty Mcgwifty Just wanted to say, after seeing your playlist, coz I was curious, thank you for introducing me to AJR, their music is *godly* 😃

[@weewooweewooee994]

*E R E C T E D S H A F T.*

[@mrbdje]

@@SRC7syessiiiiir

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

LilSonic is either 12 years old or 32 years old, and I can’t decide which option would be more favorable.

[@eliteclasswarrior94]

It's creepy both ways

[@onestupidgamer]

One thing I know for sure he is a total virgin

[@luvu2bits]

i actually spoke to the guy once. i still can't tell

[@SamuraiBre]

I also think English isn't his first language so that makes it 10 times more difficult XD

[@glitchedred3809]

The severity of how bad it it depends on your own age.

[@mistertwister2000]

I love that Dan read the same chapter twice and it was written so poorly that he didn’t even notice

[@teenyzucchini8294]

You misspelled “artfully”, this is the pinnacle of art!

[@maggs131]

He read two different encounters from the same chapter

[@cassandras8797]

@@maggs131 the first peach chapter is identical to the rosalina part, they just swapped out "pink" for "blue", the name, and swapped "pink shirt" to "bike suit"

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@cassandras8797 holy shit

[@neonblkhole]

I mean it's not

[@AbioftheNight]

That moment when you find out that Sonic’s Ultimate Harem now has 400+ chapters

[@cavenaga383]

And that it ended with Sonic starting a relationship with Samus (spoilers I guess)

[@AbioftheNight]

Cave Naga XD

[@General12th]

No it's not. It stopped at 360, with Lil Soniq signing off for good.

[@AbioftheNight]

J.J. Shank Just came back from reading it, thanks for telling me man! I was over exaggerating the amount of chapters AS A JOKE!!!!!

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

Hold up

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

10:31 Dan: "Peach helps Sonic unzip his pants." Arin: "What pants?! He doesn't wear pants!"

[@RabblesTheBinx]

I don't know why, but the idea of Sonic taking off his shoes and socks disturbed me *way* more than any of the sex scenes.

[@Dark0neone]

That's not on model.

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Sonic soon took off his shoes and pants- *off* including his socks *O//u//O*

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Nieru 10:43

[@creatureman5636]

His skin socks and skin pants

[@reidleblanc3140]

Okay but real talk, lil' soniq is kind of a role model for authors writing first drafts he stayed interested. he kept making it. he kept the passion. he loved his story. and, as is most important with first drafts, he didn't proofread.

[@lemonsok]

hes an author in the making

[@harrisonwynn5201]

This kid will be making harlequin romances one day

[@Z0RD.]

@@harrisonwynn5201 hes not a kid i think he is in his 30s or late 20s right about now

[@Creeperboy12b]

Blue mask well then he should know better

[@chillpop8404]

Reid LeBlanc clearly, right

[@bananarama4661]

"For you Zelda, I'd eat out Kirby." -Greatest Freudian Slips, 2019

[@emrahalien2972]

@literal trash fuck kirby you know he will give you some hot power.

[@GammaProtogolin]

Poyo~

[@TheHornyWhiteWolf]

I read the story and Dan said it wrong

[@Hyperb2002]

@@TheHornyWhiteWolf That's the joke.

[@V0IDWARE]

Kirby has competition

[@aniesekattash1478]

I honestly can’t tell if Arin is legitimately excited by the fanfic or if he’s just being sarcastic, it could honestly go either way with him

[@jameshales9034]

As a fellow lover of awful fic I gotta say, it could easily be both.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

Don’t you remember Mario though? “My penis cannot get erect”

[@itisitheboop9109]

i think it's somehow both

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Naw, he's gonna pre

[@Alt_account1234]

Arin just makes it funnier with the sound affects.

[@leafmario4319]

Did i just spend 49 minutes listening to Dan reading Sonic Fan Fics? Yes. Do i regret it? No.

[@lemonsok]

If you enjoyed the time you wasted, it wasn’t a waste of time

[@NoNameDaGuy]

You did, you did spend 49 minutes listening to Sonic fanfic lemons

[@Jac-Man]

Was it funny? Yes. Was it revolting? *YES.*

[@DERPYsMUFFINS]

Regret it? Not even slightly.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

How can you even consider watching Dan read Sonic fan fiction as something you would regret?

[@meldoesthings4961]

I both hate this and also believe these stories are the best works of literature to ever be created.

[@monarosberg6036]

Izuku you're too pure for this

[@juddis956]

MelDoesThings kinda strange how a donut can have opinions such as this

[@Jac-Man]

...nah, I just hate this. It was mainly the Grumps adding to the stories that got me laughing.

[@ChadwickCollegeAndUni]

34:29 Arin: Look at how many rings I have Dan: Omg, 7970 Arin: ... What? Dan: oh 420 420!

[@zimbabwe6659]

i love the fact that dan took a pause to tell Arin he sucks at the game. “Rosalina rolls her eyes- you suck.”

[@neonblkhole]

24:09

[@SyrinWarner]

”You are a beautiful.” -Sonic

[@holyshaxx265]

"You are a beautiful" -Shakespear

[@yellododo]

“Yes I am at this moment I am” -Peach

[@jaddyd424]

lingwistiks

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Gives the same energy as Benrey saying "I'm a great cool, I feel a good but you make a me angry"

[@SonicBuckley01]

21:50 “Your request had been accepted”

[@OhSPY.]

“Oh Sonic, what’ve you been getting yourself into with all these females and all your ex girlfriends??”

[@maraeabadiel3340]

Oh SPY! “Females?!”

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Sonic soon took off his shoes and pants..... *OFF* including his socks *O////O*

[@OhSPY.]

Cuz you know, ain’t a REAL party without tuggin’ off your socks.

[@pengudiegu]

Lochrine -8 wonder how long it took for him to take em off

[@athenaestrada8656]

they're *so* stinky

[@maggs131]

I'd pull Sonics socks off with my mouth

[@juniperblank8201]

oh no, now it's gay

[@daltondick5223]

Dan: “ once it is inside completely” Arin: SPLOOOOT

[@goompo]

Danny: *_W H E E Z E_*

[@OhSPY.]

Now come on, he’s just enhancing the mood.

[@daltondick5223]

Oh SPY! And he enhanced it in the best way possible!

[@OhSPY.]

@@daltondick5223 With sound! Excellent! *snortsnort*

[@isaacdickinson4521]

6:34 Arin's outraged that someone would cheat on Peach

[@hannahsanders4644]

when Dan said "I'd even eat out kirby" I thought I was gonna die 😂😂

[@captainmorganiv1034]

Sonic did then walk down the street that was his home street in his hometown street he walked

[@hariodinio]

Hawt

[@rubricalspyk-9238]

This sounds like a shitty folk song

[@aripiprasol]

making my way down town

[@flameyboy4184]

Then pulled out his gun he owned Pointed it at the head on his body And pulled the trigger, leaving this story

[@peddifriz3677]

Tails be like: "Whew, it's hot!"

[@rooney1640]

“Wario catch up with Mario struggling to pass Mario”

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Danny: "I'm merely a vessel for God to work his magic through." Me, after the seventh gallon of brain-bleach: "Bold of you to assume it's God working through you."

[@Jac-Man]

I’m gonna go play Panel De Pon. That’s MY brain bleach: A cute puzzle game with a bunch of adorable fairy girls.

[@pillowmint4622]

you can't just say that after reading a sex scene with princess Peach, Danny...

[@bradleypearl2986]

*"WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO WAKE UP!"*

[@massivelegend3599]

I looked at the fanfic, and there's a chapter where he and Bayonetta hook up, and I sht you not she plays TWO SONGS BY R.KELLY How fitting lol

[@emrahalien2972]

Sonic has to stop fucking so many people.

[@lautarogomez9711]

​@@emrahalien2972be glad that these stories are finally over

[@coffeefoxiestreams2976]

I lost it when Arin started doing the noises

[@jmwild1]

Me: "I want to hear more Sonic fan fiction." Dan: "Your request has been accepted."

[@nothingtolookat]

"For you Zelda, I'd eat out Kirby." - Dan Avidan.

[@GammaProtogolin]

Poyo~

[@annadennis475]

Just found out that Lil’ Sonic goes to my high school, and he’s a theater kid

[@t.r.warthorne1472]

No waayyy 😂

[@thelivingglitch1371]

BanANNABread GIVE HIM AN AWARD

[@elladavis2871]

ARE YOU LEGIT IM

[@mel_thing4763]

BanANNABread has he seen them reading his stuff????? Does he know? Is he aware?

[@benji.mp4723]

So many questions!!

[@rainphee]

sonic’s ultimate harem is now well over a million words long just so everyone knows

[@USAbootie]

22:36 best wheeze I've ever heard from dan

[@TheCorrodedMan]

That Daft Gamer Teas done lads!

[@themadgamer1217]

“Spine of the Deepthroat” sounds like a Dark Souls item.

[@partysaurulophussinclair7568]

22:37 *sPLCCGH* *wHEEEEEHEEEHEEHEEEEZE*

[@ngp_potato4115]

I love how they read the same chapter but it’s just as funny

[@frilliflove2424]

There's something hilarious about hearing Arin Hanson say "N i c e t i d d i e s" in Sonic's voice while Dan narrates it all in aggressive monotonous tones while somehow sounding enthralled

[@KaliseiaJP]

The moment at 22:35 when Dan was fully and completely caught off guard with the unexpected sound effect from Arin. That POWERFUL WHEEZE is something I could laugh to any time any day

[@ryanwoodbury5758]

meanwhile, the sonic that they are playing is like: "...what the f*ck kind of fanfics are you reading about me?"

[@RetroIsaac]

This helps me fall asleep every night.

[@OhSPY.]

Sonic fanfiction: One true way to rotate through every facial expression known to mankind. Amusement to cringe in "gotta go fast!" speeds.

[@spyfromteamfort2498]

I am the spy

[@deadpooldealsdamage]

The grammar in these stories... I feel like I’m having a migraine

[@Samdaman131]

I feel like I'm going crazy!

[@eliteclasswarrior94]

I died at the "Blue blur"

[@alextheglitch1101]

Now this is how I’m ending the year!

[@ivirrel2043]

Oh god if only you had seen any of this coming... back street boys...

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

22:37 nobody: The kettle you left on the stove:

[@michandre]

Goddamn it now i actually want to know what mario said after sonic told him that he boinked peach. I don’t want to read that ducking fan fiction but I’m curious now.

[@BestOfGamePlays.]

BOINKED

[@michandre]

@@JustSomeCritic7777 oh thank baby jesus I was worried. Thank you for the answer!

[@filmfangirls9163]

@@JustSomeCritic7777 but it wasnt before they dated!! It happened at the same party!!

[@evanricerdson1076]

12:54 that’s why dan’s my favorite grump 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Optimus97]

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH

[@ColombianThunder]

I swear if i was forced to choose one KZbin video to watch for the rest of my life it'd be this one. Never gets old

[@Plantwot]

I just like that moment 25:30 Dan: "that was incredeble rosalina commented." *arin makes some pant noises* Dan: "yeah it sure was sonic agreet." *arin makes a sonic voice heh* Dan: "sonic, i think i have feelings for you." *arin bursts out laughing*

[@SilentWingsXIII]

I absolutely lost it at "by the way, shout out to anyone watching this with their parents...sorry." Good lord.

[@elementallobsterx]

Nobody is watching this with their parents, I don't think anyone is that suicidal.

[@RTangerine]

I almost forgot to listen to this today

[@789syrus789]

Every time I hear little knuckles an image of Uganda Knuckles keeps popping up.

[@maxacorn]

so you are keeping the meme alive. glad to see more people enjoy my work. :D

[@BestOfGamePlays.]

maxacorn Wow, it’s an honor to know you’ve watched my video. Thank you so much for your work!

[@maxacorn]

@@BestOfGamePlays. it's a honor that you made a vid about it. thanks. :D

[@hypotheticalsalamander]

The man/woman, the myth, the legend

[@lpsfran188]

maxacorn Okay OP be real with me here... was that fan fic you wrote actually serious or was it just you going overboard for a meme?

[@SewrRat]

Holy shurt nugs I didn't think it was a meme

[@user-lf5xq4gu1g]

23:48 The rumor come out: Does Sonic resume fondle?

[@gigi2820]

I just love how Dan take this so seriously

[@Iwillpostoneday]

I have never been so close to achieving pre

[@idlewaves0638]

49 minutes. That’s how long that he read it. 49 minutes.

[@LilyWater84]

Me and a group of friends read ALL of a fan fic called “sonic high school”, of which one chapter was Espieo and rouge banging with such quotes as “espio knew both he and rouge had a nerection”, and “being smart can be cool as long as you’re not a nerd ass” and “Espio put on the Invisibility Hat so nobody could see or hear them and a whole new world of possibilities were optioned to them so they could do sex in what ever way they wanted and it was time to start sex right now.” This is in 4 paragraphs by the way

[@arospacecase]

holy shit, i NEED to read this. just those few quotes made me almost fall off my bed laughing, to google i go!

[@omegawilliam95s36]

Which chapter?

[@frilliflove2424]

The fact that this video alone is almost 50 minutes long is god tier

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

"I'm merely a vessel for God to work through" None of this was God's doing

[@kittithekitter]

Wdym? Is lilsoniq not god?

[@nashertv8493]

This is the truest form of art that I have been looking for...

[@rcgaming36946]

Yes, my favorite time of the day. Fanfic day!!!

[@edibleramen]

I clicked on a random Game Grumps video to nap to (Danny's voice specifically helps me sleep) and as I was slowly drifting off, I kept waking up laughing

[@zenonella]

Oh god nothing gets me more focused in Bloodborne then dan reading sonic fan fiction

[@flameyboy4184]

“Can I interrupt for a second?” “No, you can’t.” “Ok”

[@LittleParade_]

I still can't believe they read Galaxy Passion twice and didn't remember. I'm still so stunned.

[@monsterkingadversity6662]

That fucking moment you realize Arin Hanson said “What? I’m just enHanson the mood!” 😂😂😂 Fuck me lol

[@CoffeeMan678]

"IS THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING JUST SONIC CUCKING MARIO?!" Arin -2019

[@spencerbean8802]

22:33 will never get old.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

TWELVE MINUTES?

[@buckwheatjackson1761]

WHAT SHAFT?? HE HAS NONE!!

[@SyrinWarner]

HE’S ASIMMETRYL! If you remember that episode youre awesome.

[@holyshaxx265]

@@SyrinWarnerheh, I liked that one

[@timallenbrown]

FEMALES?

[@bsr232]

I’m not even a minute in and I already laughed so hard I blew snot out my nose

[@gabrielrobertson2204]

I don’t- What- Wh- Help.

[@Light_Faerie]

I'd buy an audiobook of these two reacting to this whole fanfiction together. No editing whatsoever. Just pure Sonic's Ultimate Harem. Even better if they're playing sonic games in the background.

[@crazycarlos08]

Once it is inside completely, Rosalina then begin to move her body ba- *splat* *W H E E Z E* Absolutely died at this point lmao

[@_lexi]

34:45 "IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT-" wait, wrong show

[@flameyboy4184]

It’s not the time for eggman quotes

[@brassbandit3060]

The mere concept of there being somewhere near an hour of Leigh Daniel Avidan reading Sonic fan-fiction recorded for our entertainment is just beautiful.

[@pantsdraws]

I never realized how much I needed this in my life. Thanks!

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

37:17 I understand what is important in this video, but can I point out that he just flat out ignores the G.U.N. Beetle?

[@holyshaxx265]

No time for guns! Or beetles! There is fanfic to be read, make haste!

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@holyshaxx265 I forgot my priorities. Apologizes. I will go back to reading my good man/woman/person on KZbin.

[@CooroSnowFox]

20:13 when the sound effects start getting added

[@frilf7276]

36:13 GENERAL KENOBI

[@smileplease_91]

I have listened to this 3 times now, and it just gets better and better.

[@computernoise2209]

12:34 *Dan:* "Listen, just 'cause you're not a fuckin' great artist doesn't mean you have to criticize others." *Arin:* _"hey..."_ 😟

[@dylanishunderscore6403]

God, the combination of the fanfic and pumpkin hill about halfway through just really takes me back to that one video

[@girlnamedlily8062]

this makes my day so much better😂😂

[@brassbandit3060]

The fact that there is almost a full hour of dan reading sonic fan fic makes me so happy

[@omegawilliam95s36]

I like how lilsonic thinks a passionate love scene should have the individual moans and the internal activity within the women Sonic managed to get somehow.

[@danmccain3626]

I love how Danny is super into these and Arin’s just like hey check out this video game

[@k0rriban]

"Is there more Sonic fanfiction from LilKnuckles?" *"I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW"*

[@orangefield01]

I love how serious arin took it when peach said that her boyfriend cheated

[@surblechev278]

0:37 Imagine Sonic's "WOOOO" is a reaction to Dan's comment

[@rmmiller159]

22:35 had me DYING

[@curetapwater5604]

I love that they read the same exact chapter twice yet managed to get me to laugh both times.

[@jasperthomen2406]

There is nothing better than Arin saying, "Fuckin' raunchy," I don't why, but that's so fucking funny to me.

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

thank you for making this

[@greensonic4203]

I had Sonic's ultimate harem in one tab and this video in another so i pretty much had Dan as an audio-book

[@dynamite1647]

Pumpkin hill has the best sonic stage theme. You can’t change my mind.

[@Hutch2Much]

i love how they FORGOT that they already read Galaxy Passion

[@temmietoga5369]

31:45 That is the most confused sounding "what" i've ever heard XD

[@jaxsterminator8634]

1:57 Best part of the whole fanfic.

[@decimat_ixn]

the fact that they read the same chapter twice because they seem to have no recollection that they read it before kinda made it seem more funny