Dan's Diss Track - ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

I drop a diss track (lol) for the ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE. Shout out to NigaHiga for inventing it!
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10% fringe 90% cringe
Disclaimer - this really should be obvs but just in case this needs explaining: the point of a ‘Roast’ is to be as mean and negative as possible as it shows we all have a sense of humour and don't take ourselves seriously which is important. It also does not in any way convey someone’s actual opinion on something or the truth. This whole thing is a joke where I just desperately attempt to make things rhyme, so if anyone tries to take any of it seriously in any way I'll come to your house and deactivate you. I hope you bump this in the whip! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Full LP coming out as soon as Kanye and Kendrick reply to my email about their features.
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Lyrics:
a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag - ouch
so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe
first things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle - tru
you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan - posh
you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man
you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary - woah
the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii
oh
reasons why dan’s a fail
i’ll give you some
you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
and anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic - boo
i could go on there’s more if i check
there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real
so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p - mhmm
wtf even is your sexuality
it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
cough
i’m joking
obviously
..
okay that went deep
repress it? yup
before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up
i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings
shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation - youtubeee
click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3
to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail
so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar
cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire

[@payton371]

"Phil quick I need you to put on a flower crown and pose seductively on your bed while giving me a thumbs up" "Why" "No reason just do it"

[@Cyb3r_Nova]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 😂

[@amydue5647]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 69

[@payton371]

hOLY COW ITS BEEN A WEEK AND I HAVE 69 LIKES WHUT THE HECK

[@pjaybug]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 lol

[@alyssaslife586]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 you just made me really happy

[@lasa468]

YOU JUST WITNESSED THE ROAST OF Daniel Howell

[@electrixc.804]

ISNSKKA

[@amygueye4881]

~~Daniel Howell~~

[@ericp.3726]

☹️😭

[@notsosafetyscissors6870]

jishwa tyjo WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH **le sob** WHHHYYYYYYYY

[@beautifuldisaster6380]

jishwa tyjo I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED STAHP 😭

[@bvaleriarc]

I came back because of the dnp games revival and I have to say this is my roman empire

[@Dice.cryptid]

Saaammmeeee

[@KLlave-vp2iu]

I CAME BACK AFTER HE REFERENCED IT IN THEIR NEW ROBLOX VID I ALMSOT FORGOT THIS EXISTED but wow i remember it so clearly now

[@angietoonz6605]

omg....me too. Cause when he said the first line, i wanted to see if i still had it memorized lol @@KLlave-vp2iu

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I still remember every word lol

[@mikaawd1475]

Infodump to me about this I wanna know all there is to know

[@avam4363]

my patd/fob/d&p phase was horrible... but do i miss it? yes. 100% yes

[@lacilee5383]

Fob?

[@avam4363]

@@lacilee5383 fall out boy :)

[@rcsecolored]

that phase of my life was the last time i felt genuine happiness

[@Jewbeep]

Omg same.

[@account_1507]

At least you didn’t get into the cult of a fandom mcr

[@obsydian_jay]

Daniel may not be on fire, but his computer surely is.

[@bea3421]

Claubasourus Rex MILESSS

[@obsydian_jay]

Miles is fricking awesome!

[@azizaporter9171]

Molly F true

[@laddylovebugg7272]

Too soon :(

[@obsydian_jay]

laddy love bugg Sorry. :(

[@endwalkr]

"You're just another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it's kawaii" not only did he roast himself, he also roasted the entire fandom.

[@kendrahouck7797]

I think that's what makes this so enjoyable. Because not only did he drag himself but he also dragged the different facets of the phandom (shippers and non shippers alike).

[@atlastgames]

+AeroDymand septiplier is the best ship in all of existence...

[@jessicasmith4556]

+AmazingKay Septiplier away!!

[@LpsCandyCrushes]

+Jessica Smith RobertIDK? XD

[@wtfevenisyoursexuality4568]

+AmazingKay true

[@veryvance]

"wtf even is your sexuality?" that aged nicely

[@amanda758]

why are we all coming back to this in quarantine

[@Ritchan13]

The present is scary our comforting emo past is reassuring

[@C0smic_Dream]

Because he still brings me joy and I miss him.

[@kenzieblake4872]

Because we need him

[@StormiWolfYT]

It was stuck in my head

[@mckinleyRx]

I suddenly remembered it and I had to

[@marianamauricio]

NOT ONLY DID HE ROAST HIMSELF BUT ALSO THE ENTIRE PHANDOM

[@shibabutter9954]

DANG THATS TRUE

[@gloss525]

such offend

[@uhhhmiah2770]

so the entire phandom XD

[@javieraa.5248]

+_Fantasy_ _World_ More people who don't get the irony of this tag...

[@phanicatthedisocmarkiplite7064]

IKR AND HE'S THE LEADER

[@byunniebaeks9788]

Future kid: Mom, can you sing me a lullaby? Me: okay *clears throat* Me: A month without uploading he comes back with a tag...

[@threeisaparty_5944]

Same though. XD

[@emilyashley9371]

+Kylie Erward u tried to be funny but it didn't work

[@K1TTYSODA]

+The Phandom Cant Escape Us I know, right?

[@e.g.9211]

+Tabitha Howlter It works perfect for a lullaby, don't you think ;)

[@K1TTYSODA]

+Dil Howlter Oh, Yes! This can be our song ^_^

[@frankieneville3675]

i’ve never realised how genuinely smart these lyrics are lmao

[@margiecoleman1334]

Ikr lol it amazes me

[@angelat4512]

And the rhythm is so good! Like I’m impressed

[@jazzyidiot13]

After 5 years without uploading he comes back with Dan and Phil Games

[@syyylent5421]

Dan... your diss track is... fire.

[@syyylent5421]

(@_@)

[@itspaisley5495]

is... ON FIRE XD

[@grungekookie3298]

불타오르네

[@alois2193]

ikr

[@ElizabethJosae]

Dan this is the best roast yourself challenge I've seen so far 👏👏👏

[@sarajmendezb4671]

DJ Howell Daniel James Howell

[@nicolem1548]

I've noticed this before. He missed a very good opportunity.

[@shooky5522]

I DIDNT NOTICE THIS UNTIL HOLY CRAP

[@thedancingkitkat]

Yas!!!

[@chloenorman2376]

jimena mendez WHOA

[@aestea1621]

His Dad was a DJ, coincidence, I THINK NOT!

[@gregitha7120]

Dan’s slogan for his Chanel should be: Daniel Howell. New videos every year

[@moonbowexe]

Its almost been 2 years without him posting and im s a d

[@grain2247]

@@moonbowexe HES BACK, HES ALIVE

[@cole931]

It is 2023. I'm an adult. Why can I still sing the whole thing

[@sh4rkss]

painfully real

[@kazzcarmical9250]

I’m 25 and have a whole child but here I am, back again.

[@JAWSH-sk2bc]

this entire song was just you stating why we love you so much

[@jmz1736]

Danakin Skywalker ikr

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

Danakin Skywalker oh hi love ur profile picture

[@leslie3796]

Amy Jøseph-Dun+ Danakin Skywalker I live both of your profile pictures.

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

Smøl Bean DERPY DAN OVERLOAD HECK

[@beth2501]

Danakin Skywalker YEP

[@blackhighlights5497]

"Phil, pose on the bed with a flower crown" "..Why?" "Cause I said so it's FOR THE INTERNET"

[@rachelleaver3719]

blackhighlights5 that was actually from a video so he didn't have ever to have him do that, but that's what I used to think 😂

[@ashb1018]

Rachel Tried does stuff what video?

[@katie.officially1834]

probably accurate

[@tumlatdiew7444]

1000 likes

[@repareoz]

*GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*

[@fionacamm5386]

any other ex-phans revisiting this after they painstakingly memorised it 4 years ago? low key still a bop

[@angelat4512]

Yes omg it’s still fire tho

[@saramirc8916]

4? homegirl try 6

[@honeysunday]

…yeah

[@lindsey4245]

Can someone make this but replace the “reason why dans a fail” section with WAP

[@moonbowexe]

The gobble me swallow me part-

[@margiecoleman1334]

@@moonbowexe Yes

[@daniellacardente5755]

OMG PLZ

[@literalphandmtrash7181]

dan might not be on fire but this diss track is

[@tonkotsu_ramen2215]

and his computer screen

[@sabrinamcnicholl7168]

emmaboo miles Mckenna

[@sabrinamcnicholl7168]

emmaboo miles Mckenna

[@literalphandmtrash7181]

emmaboo daDDY MILES

[@arimartiyeeedgymcmychemica7463]

WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS

[@klinn2240]

lol literally all of dan's videos are a roast yourself challenge

[@TojoRo]

savage

[@herbiemay73]

that was very, very well said I'll give u that one

[@paris.c555]

wow

[@baehbee7583]

literally

[@alyssa5442]

I like your username

[@TheRedPandaCat]

I'm going back and reliving the days where I was obsessed with Dan & Phil, FNaF, The Sims, Markiplier, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco Such simpler times

[@sageangela3250]

Bro I’m not even reliving. 😂 I’m still living it!!

[@sourapplerings]

pls me too 😭

[@Genderanarchy]

Midlife crisis (only really plan on living to 52 :)

[@sirsnortsalot1661]

2020: a year without uploading he... he... HE STILL HASNT COME BACK 😭😭

[@moonbowexe]

Its almost been 2 years- currently crafting

[@ren9897]

Nothing good happend in 2020. Exept Bernie being elected

[@phrog7511]

GUESS WHAT HE'S STILL ALIVE AND OKAY

[@majadinicc]

HE JUST DID

[@elixa562]

E

[@noshka24]

Why do I know this lyrics to this whole song but can't remember math to save my life

[@hannahunhinged]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco If you put math equations to the tune of Dan's roast, I'd be impressed.

[@gg1049]

Hannah R so prepare for an equation and by that I mean 50•9 cause this question bout to get dragged by my math book

[@haleybrown6822]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco same

[@Trashtato]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco Ikrrrr

[@kayzagiles2296]

FandomTrashAtTheDisco same

[@serenity6637]

99% of these comments are about 'Daniel Howell'

[@wowie6606]

Serploop :D yep😁😂

[@nvyahh]

what about the other 1%

[@christinaaaaah]

Serploop :D because it's his video... tf

[@bleachboy2269]

Including this comment

[@dopefirebloodsweattears6982]

IM YOUR 3,000 LIKEEE

[@tyamo_2000]

i just came back here after 5 years from the roblox video on danandphilgames and tell me why I apparently still know this whole track by heart

[@jarose7963]

“4 videos a year.” yeah right were lucky to get even one

[@dan-lj1bu]

Don't cry Dan... Craft.

[@ferrets4203]

SaggyNacho 21 SCREETCH

[@gxbbyca]

"im gonna go and masturabate and craft into a slice of pizza"

[@thumbontrend3018]

I don't really understand this 'Don't cry, Craft.' Joke. Please explain. Thankie

[@c0leslaw927]

CRAFT

[@ellielouise1705]

Craft

[@rebekahjett7326]

Patiently waiting for Phil's calmer roast himself challenge video..

[@abbeynancett8764]

Phil couldn't make a roast of himself because he's perfect lol

[@yvettegastelo9709]

phils roat himself is one thing, hes to perfect for this world

[@delsielopez8699]

+yvette gastelo So true😂😂

[@PartyPoison-tu4kn]

Same !

[@paigeliciousgames4062]

I was just thinking about that

[@riven9179]

I want to see dan come back with a “compliment yourself” tag. No joke, I think that would make a really fun rap

[@terripineapple8950]

YES

[@we.wont.go.back.578]

Dan would explode.

[@Genderanarchy]

oMG

[@olithey-them1141]

trying to beat the weird kid allegations when this banger starts playing

[@_Chaotix]

"WHAT EVEN IS YOUR SEXUALITY" I LOST IT RIGHT THERE

[@isabelledouglas5084]

same........it's sad how crazy my emotions get just of a youtuber\band member doing literally anything.

[@snicole3333]

Omg same

[@aschetrash9878]

Same but I related too hard to that Oml

[@Cajubra]

Same tho xD

[@fantasyheaven3930]

same xD

[@sarahh7594]

Person: Hey, do you listen to rap? Me: **nervous laughter** haha yeah totally **starts watching this**

[@ZOGILM]

This and Hamilton

[@annelisedo8455]

YES MY FANDOMMMM

[@otakufreak6277]

That was too damn true xDD

[@ZOGILM]

yep yep yep

[@riaparker6860]

+_Wispen _ so true XD

[@Reszig22]

So I came back after the new d&d games vid and I still know all the lyrics. Why is this like a core memory

[@pastpig867]

didn’t expect this absolute banger to be brought out at WERE ALL DOOMED but i’m so glad it was

[@sofimogren6274]

Friends : what's your favorite song? Me:

[@melikeyildirim7]

Tiny Marshmallow nice profile pic

[@melikeyildirim7]

Gabriela Benitez nice profile pic

[@Chwexu]

basically

[@06shadow]

is it normal that ive been replaying this

[@werew0lfboyfriend]

5 Seconds Of Life yes... I guess

[@cookiemonsta378]

but when the world needed him most... he vanished

[@floorboards8607]

Now all we need is some sand and a dead bush

[@shimone5198]

Please 😭😭😭

[@yaraletzyhq2750]

@@floorboards8607 LMFAOOO

[@Jelisawesome]

For real though

[@sailorcalcifer]

fr

[@CloverLovesTT]

‘what the fuck even is your sexuality’ changed the trajectory of our lives forever

[@citrus_acid5594]

I like to come back every few months to make sure I’ve still got this whole thing memorised. It’s a brain training exercise of sorts…..

[@kaislife2073]

Same

[@lauradalton6210]

I wonder how Dan asked Phil to pose for a that......... He probably asked Phil if he could record him like one of his French men

[@marzia8327]

THIS COMMENT

[@LPSWithCheese]

I am proud that this comment is on the internet

[@alana9205]

Draw me like one of you French girls Jack

[@akaflamboyant2211]

Probably tbh

[@madelynprice4107]

Refrences

[@SamUrai-wx1gg]

does this mean he's on fire now?

[@lilacroses149]

BonBonbunny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Goldenaxeandsonicallday]

BonBonbunny

[@hollowmoth]

you stole the thunder from everyone else who was gonna make that joke

[@nik6831]

BonBonbunny when something is roasted it typically is not put on fire. But whatever

[@SamUrai-wx1gg]

Grimmheart I know. I was making a joke.

[@flovermt7834]

I just came back to this after 7 years, and the way I rapped Dan's diss track infront of my whole school for a talent show... the way I didn't know what his lyrics meant back then

[@bmh7402]

you deserve financial compensation

[@treebuginarug]

2024 and i still live for this shit

[@yeontanssugadaddy]

He still hasn't adressed the furry thing.

[@Sushigabby]

he renounced it on twitter lol (after sonic happened)

[@fredzys1795]

@SQ38 👏👏

[@imliterallyjesse]

XDD

[@bonniebluebells]

Yeontan's SugaDaddy he renounced it lmao

[@book4hd]

i fucking love your username

[@gabbyycolon6835]

I FEEL LIKE THIS HURT ME MORE THAN HIM

[@dd3989]

SAME

[@Lyssi_K]

Omg same

[@amandav1567]

fuck yes

[@carysrene9347]

SAME HAHA

[@un_heavenly]

Ikr

[@oliviaborden6723]

i love that the comment section is just filled with everyone coming back to this years later and we all still know the words

[@cherrybones7130]

it’s only been 3 years? it’s felt like a whole 6 since it’s been release 👁👄👁

[@t_cmusic]

4 years

[@elixa562]

7 🙂

[@miamarvel616]

2016 Dan: Disappears every month 2020 Dan: Doesn't exist

[@danger_gays6577]

but he coming back

[@danger_gays6577]

@MEGHAN COX good ones or bad ones?

[@danger_gays6577]

@MEGHAN COX same

[@jamescoule3409]

@@danger_gays6577 wait is he actually coming back?

[@danger_gays6577]

@@jamescoule3409 yea

[@sophie-anne1784]

"You just witnessed the roast of... Daniel Howell"

[@Groovy-Ghost]

this is my roman empire

[@marissasharpener6666]

Real

[@darth_autie_117]

Love how this was in the pre show playlist at Symphony Hall. And yep. Everyone there sang it

[@madanotap6492]

Was at Bridgewater Hall. Can confirm. We sang along too

[@mariahjackson2386]

he played it preshow for chicago theatre too! i just saw him

[@darth_autie_117]

@@mariahjackson2386 greatest night of my life fr

[@theteacupbunny632]

We sang along in Seattle, too!

[@chloelane1131]

we all sang along in brisbane, australia too! such an epic night!

[@lollapaloser]

He raps better than Jake paul😂😂

[@untitled3666]

Julie Scholl yes he does

[@ugh2990]

Omg yas

[@lollapaloser]

Dancing Edits lol

[@seriouslysophie812]

Everybody does

[@_x3o_]

everybody does

[@irishelen9077]

I've seen this more than I've seen my own dad

[@sethmcgee9550]

same

[@alainal5065]

same here

[@DramaticSimmer]

same

[@hotcrunchycurls-1141]

same

[@endermanvsocd971]

Yeah same xD

[@YA-tt5if]

can't believe i was 13 years old when this came out. still watching this mfer at 21 absolutely iconic

[@Thisbirdhasfl0wn_]

7 years later and I can still sing this off by heart

[@elin5240]

”4 videos a year” WE WISH

[@graydi3nt]

honestly tho. dan was like "bitch, 4 videos a year? pathetic. let's do one"

[@Skelington911]

Elin lol

[@SHink-of6hh]

Lmao

[@alexy_08]

ISHAKDHSKEHAK YOU WENT THERE

[@louisethebee]

Elin oof

[@vikramkuppili9350]

I feel like one day Phil is gonna make a video called Reasons why Dans not a Fail...

[@thecurtains]

Yeah... *iternally screaming*

[@whitneysimpson6057]

Omg yess xD

[@iceagewazowski]

Omg * yes*

[@MeggEmbers]

Romantic

[@pinkfluffyunicorn9979]

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

[@BrooksFarm-jn6gh]

Not me coming here from there Roblox video on Dan and Phil games XD

[@z0mbielovejuice]

I can't believe I got to experience this getting blasted in a room full of people, I'm so glad I went to we're all doomed

[@tegankeeley5510]

One of the only things that made me regret not getting tickets was the revival of this masterpiece 😂 hope you had a great time there! 🎉

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I was getting merch when it played and missed it 😭 I just heard a ton of people screaming and figured out what happened after the fact

[@angel_shelly]

When you've literally memorized all the lyrics to this...

[@jaxn.6748]

Same

[@tabascosauce3168]

who hasn't honestly

[@kshirin0298]

i'm currently in the process of doing that

[@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106]

A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING...

[@tabascosauce3168]

AllTimeFallOutAtTheChemicalDisco HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG

[@serenamonique]

literally why would anyone dislike this.

[@serenamonique]

but in the best way ..!! :D

[@BlogManiac64]

isn't that the whole point? :D

[@serenamonique]

BlogManiac64 you feel me ? not every danosaur can keep up with his absurd sense of humor lol,

[@serenamonique]

oh yeah that's definitely true... you make a fabulous point there darling.

[@MrsMe-jx2je]

they are just jelous

[@chewbacca5197]

A YEAR WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK WITH A FLAG

[@rwitabina]

perfection.

[@VictorianOrpheus]

Why is this being recommended to be in 2024? And more pressingly; why do I still know all the words to this?

[@bubblegumdays]

2016 Dan: * Goes a month without uploading * 2019 Dan: Pathetic

[@ArcticaTheFox]

XD IM WHEEZING

[@anklyosaurus1666]

Yes

[@icocodee0402]

A year without uploading he comes out with a flag

[@katieg102]

iCocoDee0 dnjsdj

[@linisnotreal1120]

iCocoDee0 BITCH I YODELED

[@ameliaritchie3336]

“If you wanna watch four videos a year” *sigh* it’s sad because it’s now true

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Amelia R more like 3 ;-;

[@stitchyitchy]

Sighhhhh

[@bippy201]

Right?! “A month without uploading”... Now its been six!😂 Dan’s been a busy boy though so it’s understandable.

[@awesomealiza4351]

Amelia R true :(

[@ameliahudgins9900]

Nice name

[@hopemumps]

i shouldnt be here but i know theyll mention it at LEAST with the new tour

[@arrowtotheknee2617]

🎶 Almost two years without uploading he comes back with a book 🎶

[@RockinNRollinTJ]

I've been looking for a comment like this

[@moonbowexe]

...i miss him dude... *coughs* anyways

[@leahisnotonline9854]

Youy just witnessed the roasted of spaniel towell

[@bee1zebop]

"Oy Spaniel, bring me the ball back!"

[@sanwioe]

i don't know why this made me laugh

[@elmae1157]

I really wanna like this but it has 666 likes so I'm not ruining that.

[@spanieltowel493]

Leah Partridge whatcha saying about me

[@literalphandmtrash7181]

Leah Partridge i chocked on my water

[@caitrose2198]

he is a shockingly good rapper for a british white guy that sounds like christopher robin

[@amandabutterfly151]

Cait Rose lmao

[@universerose6209]

OMG YES

[@joedee2375]

Eeeeyyyy!! He doesn't even need to rast himself while you're around 😂😂

[@xxjestertheclownxx]

I haven’t laughed so much in a long time this comment is amazing

[@zakkfromskellten]

Cait Rose watch Boyinaband

[@jayolli3466]

Came back to this in 2022 after his why I quit KZbin video. Still iconic

[@qualiie]

*Reason why Dan's a fail! (yay)* Dan: Oh I'll give you some Dan: *dEEP BREATH*

[@for3stspirit]

Me explaining anything about myself to someone.

[@miarenshaw3093]

Actually me though

[@louisaglen187]

Dan *INHALES*

[@k.sharma6104]

younevertweetyouovereatallyoudoiscryandsleepyourjokesareshitpostsandmemeswithnooriginalityyourfamily'ssadyoufloppedyourlawdegreeatuniversityandanythingembarrassingthat'sfromyourpastyoujustdeleteyouwereveganforlikethreeweeksthenwhat?youmissedthemeat?wowi'msoimpressedbyyourclearmoralintegrityyoutrysohardtobepeacefulanddiplomaticbutcan'tmaketoastwithouttumblrsayingyou'reproblematic

[@saharhodgson3661]

phanic! at the disco thank you for this🙏🏼

[@samanthasanchezdiaz9283]

IF Dan got roasted (by himself)...does that mean that Dan is on fire??!!

[@joyitadarling5815]

yes, yes it does

[@xxariina]

oh my god

[@WriteWrongs]

With Dan's cooking skills, probably.

[@ishaswamy]

..oh god

[@tamaramason4642]

ayyyyyeeeeee

[@ThisIsItReally]

6 YEARS Later and I can RECITE this from memory. If I had put this much effort in school, my future would look...brighter than the black hole it currently is. This video also hits differently this year after we've seen stand-up comedian Dan's crush list, so hey, kudos on that Daniel! (My brain also likes to randomly start reciting this very late at night when I can't sleep, so I'm not really sure how my sleep paralysis demon is doing 🙃)

[@tabithabennett9766]

im back again after 7 years because i must periodically test myself to make sure i still know all the lyrics

[@gaaaayyyy]

we are the same

[@izzyhiggins]

WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST NOTICED THAT DJ HOWELL IS HIS INITIALS : DJ Howell - Daniel James Howell **sound of my mind blowing**

[@rutapet4812]

WHOAHHHHHHHHH

[@emmah8607]

HOLY CRAP YASSSS

[@sarty]

Illuminati confirmed

[@onesong883]

What do you mean Howell it's Lester 😋😋😋

[@diahri1676]

you're genius

[@johtoprodigy]

Dan is on fire? Cuz he's Roasting.

[@marielhaynes]

*slowly clapping*

[@livisabigdumb1517]

😂😂😂

[@kimberleykitchiner1309]

I mean I could imagine with it being summer and wearing a bloody bomber jacket😂😂

[@Hannah-zr9mp]

Why is this helping my panic attack?

[@lydiak9174]

This is what shaped gen z

[@EaGogoJuice]

HE STARS WITH "HELLO INTERNET - MY NAME IS DAN"!!!!!!!

[@jackie6937]

The Purple Dumbo omg!!!

[@jessicageorge7737]

The Purple Dumbo Yeah but in his first video he said ' Hi. So my name is [ Dan ]. idek if that's what you meant but oh well

[@Trashtato]

The Purple Dumbo OML *gets triggered and remembers every Dan vid ever watched*

[@Kittycat137Cat]

The Purple Dumbo I must noticed that. and he didn't do it right. it's [Dan]

[@jessicageorge7737]

Robinshadow Yeah ik but the spaces in between the brackets look so aesthetic ;)

[@hellointernet7867]

i really wanna see the bloopers bc if he can't talk on a regular biases imagine how funny his rapping blupers are

[@Random-yu4xg]

I saw your name and it kinda freaked me out momentarily XD my thought was 'what?! I never said anything!!' then I realized.. XD

[@hellointernet7867]

Lol that is amazing not as amazing as Phil though... I have an addiction

[@Random-yu4xg]

Lindsey Bradley same tbh XD and there aren't any bloopers, he said it on a live stream.

[@hellointernet7867]

+Lindsey. i got logged out of my younow and can't figure it out 😳 so I haven't been able to watch them but still how are their no bloopers

[@dorafeeanne336]

What could be better this this vid. Plus it's probably him just saying the rap over and over to get it right.

[@unknownvessel3866]

i deserve a apology dan. i was 10 when this came out and googled what masterbate is with my older friend. im still scarred.

[@lxticia]

do you sometimes just needs to comeback to this for a moment or

[@Isabella-cu4wr]

*unironic use of comic sans*

[@Corviidei]

It’s gotten to the point where I just use Comic Sans automatically, partly to see everyone go OH MAH GAWD UNDRTAEL IS CANCER

[@susannam3923]

Or, ya know, ironic, maybe

[@Isabella-cu4wr]

Susanna M iT wAs a jOke

[@thesmartkookie9961]

He dropped the beat so hard 3000 people missed the like button.

[@aussietrash6527]

The Smart Cookie nah man they liked it so much they liked it upside down

[@noah-nx3ni]

deadass haven't watched dan in 2 years and watched this and somehow still remembered every single word????

[@rileyh2287]

i refuse to believe it’s been three years

[@t_cmusic]

4 years

[@rileyh2287]

Taylor Catherine AH

[@t_cmusic]

Riley H ITS EVEN WORSE

[@rileyh2287]

Taylor Catherine I KNOWWWWW😭😭

[@moonbowexe]

almost 5 years tho-

[@infinitypancakes1040]

ITS BEEN *A YEAR* HOW TIME FLIES IT FEELS LIKE TWO WEEKS

[@infinitypancakes1040]

A YEAR _A YEAR_ *A YEAR* *_A YEAR_* -A YEAR-

[@Taylor-gx9qs]

InfinityPancakes FDUCUCKOC

[@janimates2204]

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL WATCHING THIS

[@coster04]

Is that a Hamilton pfp? :3

[@frani687]

InfinityPancakes Yep :')

[@kellymcmahan2094]

2 years later and I’m still shook

[@Dizzylizsy]

Same

[@awesomealiza4351]

Kelly McMahan SAME

[@Clara-mmacbp]

Same

[@beao.7282]

Same sis

[@stephyt5815]

Kelly McMahan honestly same

[@sweetstxr]

Ofc I come back only to see this now has 666k likes. The track was so fire its in hell now

[@waffleamv_]

walked so wilbur soot could run

[@wynona5941]

I didn't sneeze but thanks for blessing me

[@aprilsfool6045]

THIS IS THE BEST THING

[@accidentallyonpurpose9307]

MARRY ME

[@TiaDodson]

I'm now saying this

[@pniesandfenb3584]

Damn this the best comment ever I can't 😂😂😂 Also Yoongi

[@atlanticstyles]

oMg 😂

[@hollyennisking3091]

Dan raps so well I'm surprised

[@azraz1364]

ikr me too

[@senpailover8335]

Yup

[@dattboii9476]

same

[@brink0fextinction]

Lol

[@itzjustme8247]

the really fast part was sped up btw lol

[@thatonetrumpet205]

found out i still have this memorized 11 years later, that is almost embarrassing

[@AnonAnon0325]

no way i remember this WHOLE rap in october 2021 💀 i was down so bad omg

[@seahouse_cosplays4779]

Mood

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times... Oops

[@dianeworden3836]

Same though

[@mink4786]

+Phanic! At The Disco your comment and username describes my life 😂

[@c23elia]

Me too

[@marilualvarez6857]

Me too! 😀

[@sunshine987]

Same

[@bunbunjess]

I knew God gave us the loop button for a reason

[@katheryne2255]

wHERE S THE LOOP BUTTON

[@selinaa24]

do a right mouse click on the video

[@lessbeantm8227]

right click on the video. there's a loop option in the little menu that pops up

[@evelienmennega8937]

So... KZbin is god That is pretty awesome

[@allymarch7132]

Hollie Keenan Its not on mobile

[@overwatchisdead]

now THIS is camp

[@user-vb5cr2kz3o]

holy shit i’m coming back to this in 2023

[@artsyoongi]

WHY DOES DAN LOW-KEY HAVE BARS THOUGH I'M SCREAMING

[@skyewaller8283]

OMG YOUR PROFILE PIC IS LIFEU

[@izco2054]

Profile!!💞💞

[@lexix5030]

I KNOW ITS SCARY. MY EXPECTATIONS WERE SO LOW

[@lexix5030]

I WASNT READY TO BE ATTACKED

[@denniekruse4722]

IKR SAME