Rejects (feat. Daniel Howell)

[@hayleyruddofficial]

"Did...your...hair...lose weight?" Yes, yes it did.

[@cadysevlogs_3662]

Hayley Rudd 2011 lol

[@freyajones2166]

Thank you for noticing

[@carrierosem1]

Hayley Rudd it lost straightness (like Dan did) XD

[@sheepjesus8227]

Hayley Rudd I believe it's called a, haircut...

[@peridotictable2275]

Hayley Rudd did you get...new..arms?

[@souploop2088]

Me talking to my crush *”Did your hair....lOSe WEiGHt”* *”Did you get.....ArmS”*

[@nxlly1787]

@William Nieslawski 😂

[@sadbugzz]

*WhAT iS ThE liVinG roOM*

[@jaimegarcia2566]

Just use Minecraft pick-up lines.

[@raitmun6942]

I wont have any success with my crush

[@gachacraystallised5889]

WHat Is A LivINg rOOm

[@danayanmiew9648]

My favorite quotes: ”Did your hair lose weight” “Did you get new arms”

[@steppyblock5740]

What is living room?

[@raspberrytea1921]

I was right at that part.

[@kiteskingdom6137]

Dan Dan HAMMM!

[@waffuwaffle8969]

XD yes.

[@PracticalNeuron]

Marty Phillips “Why would it be in your hair?”

[@blackoutlol2857]

0:42 “what are all these dead bodies doing here?” “Honestly not much” most underrated joke in this video.

[@basma.gogogo]

Exactly

[@guntherbgunnerson8989]

Exactly

[@ConfusedOxygen]

Exactly

[@michaelpalfy6340]

Exactly.

[@ps4nowwoot972]

Precisely

[@naomileigh9465]

DAN YELLING DRINK BLEACH IS MY AESTHETIC

[@sleepyenby8036]

sAME

[@alisongold9448]

I think you mean terrible advice Dan

[@kenzieze4022]

Same

[@FangtasticASMR]

+Naomi Leigh I definitely did not play it at least 30 times....uhmm

[@lunebug00]

+Naomi Leigh sAME OMG I PLAYED IT 50 TIMES

[@inallcaps1715]

"Remember kids! If a man offers you candy, there's probably more in his car!" I quote that far too much.

[@dylanlikesoaa5673]

When he said that, I instantly thought of Melanie Martinez XD

[@Lara-us7ut]

OML

[@d33pseacreature]

IN ALL CAPS dude same

[@omairymarie9458]

IN ALL CAPS the wink tho

[@zeroopolis5738]

If you turn on the subtitles when Tom is shooting Spanish Dan, it says: “Gets shot in spanish”

[@krazzykrokks7102]

Cap

[@naturegirl1999]

Why?

[@krazzykrokks7102]

I didn't see it say that

[@Franktanker0]

Well it does

[@SirGiradon283]

You need to turn on English with extra jokes

[@yeeyeehaircut4788]

"Did your hair...lose... -weight?" IF TOM ISN'T ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE

[@doughnuttv5504]

YES 😂😂😂😂

[@greentaigo2552]

Jackycatlover108 did you get new... Arms

[@oldaccount8075]

Jackycatlover108 same

[@anxxiousace8018]

Jackycatlover108 "aaaa- that is a nice chair! let's just... look at it..."

[@cannibalquinn]

Jackycatlover108 SAME

[@eggcece]

BLOOPERS PLEASE

[@joy.ironically6865]

ikr

[@artinverted572]

yass

[@shereenns1998]

YeS

[@amazingmelyisnotonfire9430]

Yes

[@koffeenkiwi]

yes

[@shanemarinarvaez2225]

The Spanish Dan (Span) reminded me of "Daniel the Spaniel" from Internet Support Group 7 😂😂

[@ashante8191]

Yeah😂

[@synthspleen]

lmao same

[@lolballoons.5587]

Yessss

[@slamdiggitydunk]

+Shane Narvaez SAMEEEEE

[@isabellavan1325]

Yasss

[@keode]

I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these. Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video

[@Tk-nf2xd]

Organically?

[@keode]

@@Tk-nf2xd Maybe "Naturally" would have been a better word to use

[@Tk-nf2xd]

@@keode possibly

[@ardnegoyamrahs6177]

It's like arrested development

[@JetstreamSam379]

And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.

[@ameliasburrito1834]

Phil tho. dan: "was that another clone?" Dan you should know what you look like.

[@kenz8902]

Only Chan knows

[@rekiobsessed]

Poptart Trash 665 likes not today yt

[@luciebrown6263]

Toy lexa not todayyy

[@soph1062]

Poptart Trash yeah I called him phan

[@magicman3669]

Not-So-Much-Dan-Dan?

[@lpsrorifilms]

"I turned the real Dan into a chair," "what?" "I call him chan." *screaming* this is the best video ever!

[@blythecollins1420]

LPS rori Films *H* *A* *M*

[@ElijahBagel]

LPS rori Films I have to agree with you.

[@lpswhiskers]

The lpstuber phandom. Yes.

[@ace-of-space2004]

LPS rori Films imagine if chan wanted to get revenge, he would evolve into *y a n d e r e c h a n*

[@AquaticLotus7552]

HAM

[@heidiwalton4908]

Friend: "Whats in the living room...... DEAD BODIES?!". Me: "Well i guess it's not the living room anymore". Friend: -facepalms-. Me: -laughs insanley-

[@lonelyjoe3762]

lol

[@acesquare30]

*claps*

[@heidiwalton4908]

+Rhinocerawesome. tomska: did you get new.... arms? wow.. nothing else he could have said

[@valentine7024]

+Heidi Walton I WOULD DO THIS

[@manoftruth0935]

+Heidi Walton That is excellent. I'll use that.

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

It’s amazing how suicidal Dan lasted the longest of all the Dans

[@MasterIsabelle]

Logic 200

[@krystalizeddoofus]

probably looking for the perfect thing to off himself,can relate with clothing

[@inverted925]

Yes

[@SETH-SOUP]

Took him time to find the gun, he is also forget where the gun is dan

[@EyeSky420]

Actually, Phan survived the longest

[@marissaturner7289]

Starring : Thomas Ridgewell Dan Howell Span Howell Chan Howell Phil Lester

[@karkatvantas9557]

No he's a Dan clone, making him Phan Howell.

[@lilredstrawberriez]

@@karkatvantas9557 no Phan Howster

[@JoseChavez-kp5ku]

And Moe Lester.

[@lqtch]

Dan: Why did you clone me twice? Tom: *Yes*

[@drewwilson9938]

Also Tom: *Twice*

[@shadowdragon2122]

Span: Hola!

[@shonklebonkle324]

Twice twice twice twice twice.

[@parechu2]

Shadow Dragon Adios

[@shadowdragon2122]

That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span

[@comicallylargecannon56]

Only Tom can fire 10 bullets from a 6-shot revolver

[@CleverFrenchName]

InaccurateArcher while jokers stuck with 8 shots from a 5 shot revolver

[@Reminiscence_Bacon]

*Uh oh shit*

[@stover8011]

Barbershop quartertet Dan counts as one bullet

[@gamer_cap_me]

where are the bodies william

[@a_randomperson939]

10 shots from a 6 shot revolver

[@dimash_kasenov1874]

It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.

[@oof1664]

"WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?" "Honestly not much."

[@cookimsnookims3775]

Corrine Eide huhuahahaha

[@reag5n299]

I saw this comment as they said it

[@izzyc324]

Corrine Eide XD

[@LuisTorres-gj5sb]

Dan: Is that all of them? Tom: well there suicidal dan *Gun shot* Tom: yep that's all of them

[@LuisTorres-gj5sb]

XD that should've been in the video

[@sethakins4029]

Luis Torres 2:02

[@kevinboyle3104]

420

[@advntrr9152]

"So uh, what is it you wanted to say?" "your a clone" "wha-"

[@jman98565]

@@advntrr9152 HAM

[@FunnyOrDie]

Yeah, but who cloned all the slices of ham?!?

[@Even-dj3vy]

Han

[@KingMasterKing]

Ham

[@lamosos]

Jon Hamm.

[@granky_]

Joe TroHAM

[@emmagarrett3706]

+Fra Don't mess with beans thank you. That's perfect.

[@CJK_781]

The fact that all the Clones are Individually put in the description is the Icing to this perfect cake

[@ohyeahiexist8979]

“What are all these dead bodies doing here!?” “Honestly not much.” Best quote

[@axethannanth]

E

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Leahna Alba I’m calling the police.

[@Apollo-ul9rd]

_ham_

[@Joe-xo8en]

I want answers

[@hac2787]

Okay, i lied i do have ham

[@reese5453]

"What are all these dead bodies doing here?!" "Honestly, not much." Omfg, why am I laughing so much?

[@cezzv]

Reyna M. This is my favorite joke in the hole video

[@reese5453]

Skwisgaar it's my fave scene aside from Span's appearance 😂

[@lialoe6602]

it's the worst joke oml but that's why it's my favourite lmao

[@stinkydramakid1604]

"I live here." not anymore

[@sephora7435]

StrangerErika ouch

[@lucymay446]

TOO SOON

[@lierewe]

StrangerErika TOO SOON

[@alpas15o]

?

[@artcartcat5620]

al PAS He moved

[@vynashe4442]

"Is that all of them?" "Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them." That fucking killed me. But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.

[@EzDyt]

Huh, how coincidental! It killed Suicidal Dan too!

[@gonegirl000]

I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM OMG--

[@NubbyDubby]

​@@gonegirl000where did you think he was? Outside?

[@ddity5604]

0:00 - 0:25 actual footage of me trying to start a conversation

[@cupidshuffles8498]

Lol

[@williamdelgado920]

@@jayisobsessed9443 robertidk eh

[@pdicargo6400]

Brody Myott sa

[@kinnarajewel1255]

Brody Myott me

[@brandygriggs7243]

Same XD

[@infiresphan]

I love how Dan just doesn't react to Tom coming into his home, unannounced. Like, does this happen frequently?!

[@kayliehughes558]

Probably you never know with Tom

[@mx-milk8803]

Probably Roommates.

[@gardengnome5267]

Tbh probably

[@izzyplayz7867]

Maybe it's just okay for Tom to illegal illegally and make it legal for only legally legal Toms.

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

"ham" *throws ham in face* _distraction 100_

[@bloodstainedpanties2533]

*Ham 100*

[@tvm8997]

*_Ham 1,000,000_*

[@yojihajime2153]

Ham 1,999,1828182,292819,

[@redpandaassasin6861]

Discombobulate.

[@akoy7180]

666 likes... should I like it....??

[@_PrinceDionysus_]

It would've been funnier if they called him Danish.

[@FlamIsOnThePhone]

Good one lol 😂😂

[@kittanartist7308]

nice pfp 👌

[@_PrinceDionysus_]

@@kittanartist7308 You as well

[@ARC--br7ot]

Or if they named the original Dango Fett

[@goosifyed9717]

But that would have made the joke confusing.

[@samanthabeattie7208]

Dan: *I need Answers* Tom: ok I -lied- I do have ham Me: tOm HoW dArE yOu LiE

[@shadowdragon7997]

Right I mean the HAM MAN THE HAM

[@jayce2507]

_why he gotta lie like that?_

[@maria50249]

lying makes you go to hell

[@jayce2507]

@@maria50249 not all people believe that

[@maria50249]

@@jayce2507 sorry that was meant to be a reference to danandphilcrafts

[@redhood6186]

[gets shot in spanish] Didn't know that was possible.

[@drac3650]

[responds in Spanish]

[@Adrian-le4se]

Is that all of them? Well, there's suicidal Dan, but... *Distant gunshot* Yep, that's all of them.

[@tacodude2687]

I know that suicide is a very serious and dark topic but the suicidal Dan moment was hilarious

[@thething2723]

It's a good light joke of a dark and heavy subject

[@iris9202]

Oof, looking back now

[@ellen-mc1hc]

@@iris9202 i know oh my god. if dan didnt want it in there i dont think he would have allowed it but still i feel terrible

[@ttalgii6631]

oh shit-

[@Baark0]

i know its supposed to be bad advice, but i love how it sounds like really bad advice dan is telling him to drink bleach because he shot him

[@menhed5805]

“Hola!!” *Gets shot* “Adios!”

[@Napsta115]

@John O'Neill Span Won't be forgoten

[@Napsta115]

@John O'Neill tom called him span

[@Napsta115]

@John O'Neill oh lol sorry xD

[@kingpeachpunk8046]

In the captions it says 'gets shot in spanish'

[@juliagulia3617]

1:11. ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)

[@phantrash2938]

aw tom changing the title to daniel howell is so considerate you are a wonderful human being

[@yssagaile]

Phan Trash ikr

[@Saughder]

Phan Trash honestly

[@aquariaaaa]

Phan Trash Hamiel Hamwell

[@ProbablyH1]

I hadn't noticed until now but yea nice touch

[@HectorGutierrez711]

Phan Trash why?

[@emmablackery]

SO GOOD

[@elliemcmullen8978]

AGREED

[@kalistaweymouth3006]

+emmablackery OH MA GERD ERMA

[@hannahcurtis1680]

OH HEY EMMA NICE TO SEE YOU POPPING UP!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH. Help I spat everywhere with laughter at this video...

[@gNatflaps]

+emmablackery The three of you guys should do a collab. You, Tom, and Chan.

[@toad5917]

AGREED

[@CherryBirthdayCake]

"Really? They all look the same to me." The fact that it took me EIGHT YEARS to get that--

[@Jacob-fv8uo]

Dan: “What are all these dead bodies doing here” Tom: “Honestly not much” 😂😂😂

[@lilredstrawberriez]

Well, dying

[@zapcraftihoof8318]

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE

[@shaneyplushie2512]

Dan: IM CALLING THE POLICE Tom:UH UH *HAM!*

[@zapcraftihoof8318]

@@shaneyplushie2512 UH UH HAM! I HAVE NO DAN (I just made that up)

[@shaneyplushie2512]

Dan: i want answers

[@Lex_11000]

“Remember if a strange man offers you candy, there’s probably more in his car” *shot* “Ah...drink bleach” I’m dying XD

[@andreyxp97g]

Lots of U.S. people are too

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

Well, Rest in peace.

[@johnnguyen6641]

Did you listen to him😒

[@SamuraiCheapskate]

The perfect educational dan

[@EnderTheBender64]

*sings the word ow* XD

[@nixtheclause9984]

Plot twist-dan wasn’t the chair, that was a clone, Dan was the ham all along.

[@JUDGEGYATTDEN]

*holy sh-*

[@vid6829]

he calls him dam

[@sir_jasonsyt888]

He calls him... han

[@aurawarrior1367]

DAN DAN HAM!

[@lucamb7046]

Damn knew it

[@androidaxolotl8311]

"Hola!" *gets shot in Spanish* "Adios!" Best scene ever.

[@JunkJester6131]

Theory: Tom comments on Dan having "new arms" because he was originally also a clone reject created without arms and Tom finally gave him some arms without Dan noticing.

[@theviper5064]

Wow

[@datyodellingpickle143]

🤯

[@grubhub9919]

That not a failed clone that’s a paraplegic

[@linkibear8644]

Dosnt understand the human body tom

[@mentelgen3274]

Plot twist: he turned the no armed dan into ham and called him DAM

[@tashbrislane6525]

"Did your hair lose...weight?" "Did you get..new...arms?" "That is a nice chair...lets just...look at it" basically me trying to socialise 😂

[@annabanana4478]

Tash Brislane same

[@spyderpig991]

Tash Brislane SAME!!! Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gothicGumshoe]

Tash Brislane ...Same

[@adrianahleonhardt475]

same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."

[@bee520]

Tash Brislane What killed me though, was right after that where he threw that ham xD

[@bottomfeederfishy]

if you look in the description, you will see who Phil played. you're welcome.

[@bethnl]

lol

[@Allycat2208]

OMG 😂 IM SCREAMING

[@Leanne-nb7hz]

A phil dan

[@lightlysalted9204]

SCREAMING COS PHAN

[@razzledazzlemunchin5691]

Omg lol 😂

[@gav7692]

"Well, there is suicidal Dan, but-" *bang* "Yep, that's all of them"

[@dereck386]

"Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"

[@pffft5679]

HE WAS A DAN FAN AT HEART ITS CLEAR HE SEARCHED AND FOUND A DAN HAIR HE SPENT TEN LONG YEARS TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE AND NOW HES ACOMPLISHED HIS WONDERFUL DREAM TO MAKE A HOUSE OF DANS its a house of dans

[@melaniemendez5549]

house of memories house of wolves house of gold and now house of dans. meant to be

[@beafirwork]

Julian Yang but he killed them all 😂

[@Forgotten_Jade]

Melanie Mendez House of Devils House of kings

[@zeecaptainz]

Julian Yang IT'S A HAN

[@anastasia8408]

Melanie Mendez House of Dans by Fall Out Boy

[@crabstickz]

Can i get a couple of those Dan rejects? I have an idea...

[@siennal226]

+VaguelyInsane *Same.*

[@TheCowgirl888]

+crabstickz Please make this your next video

[@courtneycuellar3536]

omg Chris

[@shannondunn7784]

Oh god

[@shannondunn7784]

Ok scared

[@caeli6746]

In the description it says "Phil Lester as Phan" your welcome

[@UserHasDied]

*you're

[@sophie-qo9tj]

yASSSSS

[@gabbyp6484]

+MKMaddieCaeli A MHA HART MAH SOLE

[@caeli6746]

+Michbby Clifheva Wat?

[@ghazalehbahrami2974]

+MKMaddieCaeli A my heart my soul is what she said

[@handlesarecringe957]

The most impressive thing here is the 10 shots out of a 6-shot revolver

[@evilwalter1038]

Plot twist that's still haunts me: *He does have ham*

[@blagelaglaze5776]

KZbin police Yo I hate it when a plot twist hunts me.

[@smokeybacon6194]

Wow you idiot. The plot twist is that they’re all played by Dan

[@ShadowLavish]

Smokey Bacon r/whoosh

[@smokeybacon6194]

Dr. Lavish I was being sarcastic

[@fazedlocseryu5093]

Smokey Bacon suuuureeee

[@safiyyaha8871]

ham overload. ham overdose guys this is giving me pinof throwbacks

[@francesatty7022]

hhhhhhhhham

[@fckgutz]

+Safiyyah ham poisoning

[@galaxy-tee-2552]

Ham

[@jasminer4859]

Yes I've been waiting for this comment

[@emxlyxsagxner6619]

+Safiyyah A ham fic

[@NachosForFree]

At the end: Tom: That's Phil-Dan. I call him Phan. Dan: ...

[@actuallyitscady]

okay but Phil is credited as "Phan" on IMDB O_O

[@_quizzle_]

OMG YES

[@GoldPrince2468]

2:35 I thought the clones were getting Scarce. I guess I was wrong.

[@crazykzero6754]

Has any

[@crazykzero6754]

G

[@obi8061]

Watched this when it first came out 7 years ago, and multiple times since, and I am just now getting the "they all look the same to me" bit

[@alexishanley9378]

I think I've found my new favorite video on the internet and I won't regret it

[@britkittyxo]

same

[@amazingmelyisnotonfire9430]

Same

[@emilygemmingen6797]

Same

[@bliffity2692]

Why would you regret finding your favorite video?

[@hysteriahipster6968]

Hi again alexis why do I keep finding you okay

[@Artistic_]

Span:"Hola" *Tom shoots* Span: „oh...adíos“ *R.i.p Span* *"Hola...Adíos"*

[@thecobblesurfercobble8334]

Jani_Bunny :3 i

[@Borgoride]

Gets shot in spanish

[@morninpotato9900]

Ewan Croft there is really no difference just because the "I" has a fancier dot above it. Really. No difference 😐

[@robylopezvi]

Ewan Croft It’s “adiós” the accent goes on the “O”

[@robylopezvi]

Mornin Potato it’s not a fancy dot, in Spanish it changes the way you say a word like “Papa” means potato but “papá” means dad

[@maxter0842]

Dan: I’m calling the police Tom: *ham* Dan: In shock Tom in his head: did that work?

[@maxter0842]

0:45

[@lolasmommy17]

HaM

[@Rexis757]

Orion: choose your two weapons tom Tom: Ham and gun

[@amurape5497]

well, it actually worked, he didn't call the police...

[@Unidentified952]

“What are all these dead bodies doing here?!” “Nothing much, honestly.” And all these others lmao. Just. The whole fuckin skit.

[@HiHello-jm8oy]

I like how they still mention Phil because Dan and Phil are stuck to each other like glue.

[@IncognitoColors]

Hi Hello XD

[@djsworld181]

Dats very truu

[@elizabethchan5221]

When did they mention him?

[@sinnie1440]

At the end

[@jewelmine442]

did u see how he was the "phan" clone XD

[@SleevesYT]

Me socializing: What is a living room? Have you got new arms?

[@AnnaJoyce24]

Did your hair lose weight?

[@nikkie_1580]

"hola" **Bang** "Adios"

[@hermionegranger1857]

¡Hola! ¿Como te llamas?

[@alissawilliams3435]

Frisk Gamer *dies in spanish*

[@jamesplayzreviews]

"You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone" I like how specific he was being

[@AlisonGroen]

tom in the beginning is me when im drunk

[@AlisonGroen]

also really bad advice dan

[@demidudecovers4768]

same

[@zareeen]

Alison11 11Groen same

[@savage_turtle6957]

Alison11 11Groen DAN DAN HAM

[@XsniperxcrushX]

it's ham dam Dan

[@acaziahkawasaki1082]

"Phil Lester as Phan"? TomSka wants to kill us doesn't he.

[@acaziahkawasaki1082]

TomSka doesn't actually say it.... he just put it in the description. You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I bet either Dan or Phil suggested him doing that...

[@acaziahkawasaki1082]

Kai The wolf That's it, Phil tops confirmed! 😂 (And if you didn't get it, this is a joke.)

[@allyoddle]

"And Phil Lester as Phan" THE DESCRIPTION MY GOD

[@mackenziemackewzw216]

TomSka ships it :D

[@gamingking5591]

Mackenzie MackeWzw d

[@zilaxia]

TOMSKA SHIPS IT

[@pootpootohfartbutt6969]

but then he shot it thou

[@toogaytofunction3161]

gigi luzy omfg,😂😂😂

[@Jan_Koopman]

I can't believe that Tom would do that! Seriously, what kind of person does that? If you do have ham, don't lie about it!

[@m00dymedusa50]

LOL 😂

[@MasterIsabelle]

I know

[@kaitbear]

Suicidal Dan. Frick.

[@heyrachee]

Woops

[@rinnittt]

damn

[@gachacraystallised5889]

B A N G

[@The_Y33TER]

afangirluwu do you mean fuck

[@thespaceman5808]

“Is that all the clones?” _Well, there is Suicidal Dan, but, err...._ *distant gunshot* _Yep, that’s all of them._

[@clowdyglasses]

Captions: HOLA! [dies in spanish]

[@ejw2354]

adios

[@froggyflonk]

[cries for Spanish compadre in Spanish]

[@lilredstrawberriez]

[Muffled screaming] [Actual screaming]

[@scarletpersecut]

Mr. Clowdy (gets shot in Spanish*

[@JoeMama-mi2ht]

I went to go turn on the captions to see it, and i saw different types of options for captions. And one of the them was "English (United Kingdom) With Extra Jokes"😂

[@bipolarbear1249]

“What are all these dead bodies doing here!” “Honestly, not much” Every line of this is genius

[@fyrentenimar]

Still my favourite smartass reply to this kind of question.

[@gabrieljvelez-perez9275]

“DAN! DAN! HAM!!! [Captions(It’s funny. Laugh.)]”. I couldn’t stop thinking about it since yesterday, which shows how good it is. 😂😂😂😂

[@sniper9395]

nobody: Literally nobody: UK subtitles: *gets shot in spanish*

[@elainad6728]

Hola! *gets shot in spanish* Adios!

[@collateralPersonified]

It also says “Another juicy ham slap”

[@mattwades2627]

bruh im spanish spanish: bruh soy español

[@1hesperiidae]

Im glad im npt the only person who saw that

[@m0r4d06]

@@mattwades2627 same

[@jedwardfanxox6]

this is the most i've seen Dan move ever

[@sunsetsurl]

😂😂

[@hptruefan]

+Nori Yeah true

[@rawrawrawr33]

I knew there was something off in this vid

[@quinnroscoe]

same

[@sabrina1869]

me to

[@Leadley]

AMAZING.

[@jadehowelllester1542]

(Phil)

[@lucasjohnston2760]

ikr?!

[@mostar1219]

Like the last clone

[@toad5917]

+Jade Howell Lester oh my god

[@grayyarg424]

PHIL

[@roland.w]

This has the greatest twist ending in all of cinematic history! This is just _perfect_

[@obird1324]

If you go to the description, it says “Phil Lester, As Phan” Nice

[@nova7319]

And then the top comment (currently) says "Married Dan: Dan Lester" after a bunch of puns about Dan's name.

[@JCoopsters]

oof

[@andreapiedrahita3403]

OBird u

[@morganbodhi9492]

Random slightly personal story: I randomly said "say that to my face" and pointed to my elbow in science class last year and this girl noticed and we did that for a while and then I showed her the video and long story short we got to be great friends bc of that and now we're dating so yep. If you were actually curious enough to read this whole comment I salute you

[@melonlemonade2]

Goals man

[@piebsa6597]

Relationship goals😂

[@villagersspawn]

damn good pickup line

[@edgetransit4465]

Momo Freeman dude, that is amazing. Good job!

[@xanbanan]

Wow amazing

[@themandownstairs4765]

"Secretly Asian Dan." "They all look the same to me." *breaks the fourth wall* "WOAH."

[@Bag-Head0]

We learnt 3 things 1.Tom has an infinite supply of HAM 2.Tom has a revolver that has infinite bullet rounds 3.YOU ARE A CLONE

[@greenwinged]

I love how many times Tom credits Dan in the description, as each Dan clone

[@felinoire7]

SnowyCreeper1104 and Phil as Phan lol

[@guso.2587]

Phil as Phan ahaha

[@ace-of-space2004]

SnowyCreeper1104 and then there's just "Phil Lester"

[@Lilsprinklesandsalt]

Can everyone stop killing Phil I swear to god whenever I read fan fiction..

[@fitzdilllore22]

Aastha Sethi They both die if anyone dies in my fics...

[@Lilsprinklesandsalt]

fitzdillore22 Whenever I write fanfics, one of them is fighting an illness and the story always ends mid sentence (Implying he died while answering). Everyone hates me lol

[@DaDoshta]

Aastha Sethi …

[@danisshook9486]

+Aastha Sethi same tho

[@alicia-vera]

in mine no one dies... I SHOULD KILL SOMEONE

[@395-z9g]

“What’s in the living room?” “What is a living room? Did you get new... arms?”

[@jakebello7988]

Gacha Misty “Move out of the way!” “Noooo...”

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

Did your hair lose..weight?

[@midnlqht1121]

Jake Bello “AAAH!” “AAAAH! THAT IS A NICE CHAIR! Let’s just look at it.”

[@TellNoVision]

@@midnlqht1121 *clone slowly falls behind chan* ….so nice

[@mexicanmedic2.040]

I saw the the body already Tom I'm gonna call the police *slowly raises phone*

[@aidanwilliams5435]

I never noticed until now that “Span” and “Chan” are credited as stars in the credits.

[@danielm7412]

Hamisnotonfire

[@mhyuzuki]

+The Amazing Spider-Dan spanisnotonfire

[@pallipalander]

Flopisnotonfire

[@kyleebrown3673]

Love your username!!!

[@maxh6992]

+The Amazing Spider-Dan OHMYGOD WHY

[@maxh6992]

+The Amazing Spider-Dan Haaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm Daniel...

[@shinydust4690]

Spanish Dan had a really short life span ;)

[@wondermittens1844]

Ba dum tish

[@midnight_lily]

Did you just...?

[@theblur4367]

*click* nice

[@zealous5638]

PLAY F

[@bettayfu4515]

I smiled way too much at this. My cheeks hurt!

[@dipper5365]

So we have Span, Doesn‘t-understand-the-human-body-Dan, Really-bad-advice-Dan, Racist-Dan, Secretly-asian-Dan, Barbershop-quartet-Dan, Suicidal-Dan, Chan and Dan

[@andrewmetasov]

And ham

[@WILL_DPW]

@Michaelflash123s stuff to pronounce testicles in Chinese it's literally 'dandan'. 'dan' pronounced is egg. So 'dandan' is 2 eggs...so...

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

Don't forget phan

[@townofclouds]

What about Dan that looks like Phil?

[@mabzgonmad]

Dipper how could u forget. Dan kun

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Well there’s suicidal dan, but uh…” As someone who has struggled with The Thoughts that joke always sends me 😂

[@annasandhofer4821]

I liked how he ACTUALLY changed the title of the video after the rebranding. 😂

[@jessicabarnetson6984]

"remember kids, if a strange man offers you sweet, there's probably more in his car! *Wink*" an accurate representation of sarcastic Dan 😂

[@erynnegriffin5219]

that was probably the real dan tbh

[@crazy-fr1vn]

Jessica Barnetson ii8

[@braidendavis5336]

'hola' *gunshot* 'adios'

[@emmahitchcock3259]

Braiden Davis with the captions on it says [gets shot in spanish] which I didn't think was possible but okay

[@rebornsylvy3308]

Braiden Davis "Who was that?"

[@khekin7805]

That was the spanish Dan

[@rebornsylvy3308]

Lobster Mobster "I called him span"

[@Dragon-Reader]

So did he

[@derheiligestahlhelm]

The way the Dan clone behind the chair just falls slowly kills me every time.

[@izzyhiggins]

this is legit my favourite video on youtube.

[@lunadragon3425]

SAME!!!

[@Fizzbay]

This man killed 8 Dan's with a 6 bullet gun without reloading.

[@Fizzbay]

@GachaKat116 Thanks.

[@Fizzbay]

@GachaKat116 I know. I take it as a compliment.

[@Jenema2]

Tell that to Hershel

[@ZackeryTheFur]

Dr. Fettuccini actually 10 clones the barber dans which was 4 shots

[@Fizzbay]

@@ZackeryTheFur That just makes it weirder.

[@sydneyrussell7989]

"Did your hair lose weight?" Ah yes, the ultimate last resort.

[@amydue5647]

sydneyisnotfantasti [Gets shot in Spanish]

[@applehead2134]

"did you get new... arms?"

[@1Lanavis1]

Glad I rewatched this

[@dissapointment.]

“hola” *gets shot in spanish* “ _oh adios_ “ “well theres suicidal dan but uh” *gunshot* “yup thats all of them”

[@pshekchik]

What if suicidal dan just clined himself to kill him. So, there is 1 more killer dan, who is going to turn Tom in the sofa and close the hole

[@alextodoroki8672]

One of the best quotes ever lol

[@StarDustBunnies464]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@אילןדרל]

good job quoting the video, very original.

[@tacticaldroid9189]

@@pshekchik Dun dun Duuuun!!!

[@psychoalert6551]

"What are the dead bodies doing in our living room?" "Not much honestly"

[@JetInAJar]

Suicidal Dan... man that got me.

[@tareqn.gaming1622]

Wow. 353 likes and no repli- oh no I ruined it.

[@JetInAJar]

Tareq N. Gaming Wait, I had 353 likes? Wtf?!?!?

[@jacksplayz5466]

ok im sorry, but i’m a bit new to TomSka’s awesome channel and his friends, like what about it exactly? don’t tell me dan commited suicide....

[@sophief.185]

@@jacksplayz5466 In his Basically I'm Gay video, he admitted that he attempted suicide when he was younger:(

[@jacksplayz5466]

thats really sad. i am so glad that the attempt failed, and congratulations to him for coming out

[@8bitbumps]

0:06 I feel like the reason he said those weird things is because he forgot he wasn’t a reject. Ham quote: sentient ham with the personality of Dan. Hair weight loss quote: Dan with a very large amount of hair. New arms quote: Dan with snake arms.

[@mothvore]

I saw that this video starred Phil Lester and I was confused as to why it said that.. UNTIL THAT DAZZLING RAY OF SUNSHINE POPPED UP ON SCREEN AND WAS KILLED IN SECONDS

[@tekiyah24]

SAME

[@dianism_]

+ramseylikesthegalaxy SAME

[@joy.ironically6865]

yesss Socyat!,

[@lexijoiner1820]

Basically what happens when you start to like a book character

[@quinnroscoe]

I CRI