Dan Vs. - Dan's Message

From S1 E5 'The Animal Shelter'

[@fukoffofme]

Man you have to have A LOT of tolerance to be friends with a guy like Dan.

[@BDN355]

Dwayne Walker i am dan

[@JacksonJDoyel]

@@BDN355 and you have no friends

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

It has a lot of benefits, though... he will usually not have his revenge on you. Usually. :D

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

@@BDN355 same.

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

@@JacksonJDoyel same.

[@adamsaldana5462]

There was no escalation. It started out the best way possible.

[@brodsteritaliano5666]

Indeed. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@schwarzerritter5724]

I like that Dan feels the need to say it is him after the rant.

[@filmtheory783]

I know I absolutely love that line like in dans mind that's how a proper voice mail is done can you imagine what his other voice mail would have been like from any of the other episodes

[@filmtheory783]

Like imagine this voice-mail in the gigndomart episode "HOW DARE YOU SHOP AT GIGNDOMART YOU ARE WEAK SPINELESS SELFLESS THATS IT WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS DONT COME NEAR ME I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY CROW BAR call me when you get this (goes to put phone on receiver pulls it back) its dan"

[@peascoutpesante9456]

I love how Dan, himself, doesn't take his own words that seriously.

[@smokesterify]

I'm using this as my voicemail message XD

[@BDN355]

TheCartoonZone you gave me a idea

[@Lyoko012345]

I left once left that message on my friends answering machine once. He called back laughing his ass off.

[@kookyrook4170]

AWE

[@Talldevotte]

@@kookyrook4170 you do realize that was 7 years ago. 😭

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

@@Talldevotte 8*

[@TLSoulDude]

@@ThePcHeadedGuy 9*

[@CecilHoshino]

If anything, it DE-escalated quickly. (y'know, going from blood vengeance to "so hey call me back.")

[@brodsteritaliano5666]

Dan is an odd lad. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@RileighPowerIsBestPower]

XD Threatens Chris and says they aren't friends anymore, then asks him to come over when he gets it. Oh Dan. You and your anger issues...

[@phillipwalling7470]

I bet Chris at this point is used to Dan.

[@PhenylSSBU]

He was so mad, the frames became nonexistent.

[@pkmntrainerdee6153]

I miss Dan Vs so much!

[@muvdafukupouttahere]

Dan still owns a house phone in 2011. Go figure.

[@austinmorrison6953]

This is also the guy who didn't even know what a computer was until the mid-2010s

[@rodrigocoockiemonster4460]

Fuck you

[@electrobob992]

I still own a house phone in 2021. More convenient than a cell to be honest.

[@dodec8449]

I still own a house phone. Here in the Netherlands it's often part of a package deal (internet + TV + telephone). Also: I'm often scared that I might have an emergency while my phone battery is dead.

[@9foxgrl15]

I still own one, cell service is shitty in my neighborhood.

[@linksoni213]

BEST VOICE MESSAGE EVER

[@IcewhipRoxx]

Aw, someone needs a Flufflepuff hug!

[@MohammadAl1997]

+That Guy shut up

[@loggingfire1]

Do that and you'll get a Flufflepunch from him

[@ultramaster7893]

I love fluffle puff

[@KOMISSARIAT]

>HD >choppy framerate Pick one and only one.

[@Cinedragon]

Boy, that escalated quickly! Only have seen 2 clips from this show and I'm starting to like it.

[@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858]

Hope you ended up watching Dan Vs. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@madsstrawberry]

“IF YOU EVER TRY TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN I WILL STRUGGLE YOU!!! Come over when you get this...”

[@simonfernandez1963]

Is dan

[@filmtheory783]

@@simonfernandez1963 its dan not is dan the joke being that after dans rant he still felt he should clarify its him calling like that how everyone leaves a voice-mail "HOW DARE YOU LET YOUR MACHINE PICK UP YOU ARE WORTHLESS SPIINELESS ROTTEN TO THE CORE THATS IT WE ARE LONGER FRIENDS I HATE YOU WE ARE DONE IF YOU EVER TEY TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY STRANGLE YOU.........come over when you get this........its dan"

[@simonfernandez1963]

​@@filmtheory783shut up

[@dieselexkore2063]

I feel like he knew Chris would understand its a joke.

[@rejectrealism]

“It’s Dan.” We know sweetie.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

This show is comedy gold.

[@trav294]

I loved this show

[@TheNewKombatMaster]

which episode is the one where Dan says "You're beeping me? Nobody beeps me!"?

[@BronyFan27]

Sunblast X I think the line is,”Are you screening this call?! Nobody screens me! I WILL NOT BE SCREENED!!” And I believe the episode is Dan vs The Wolfman.

[@filmtheory783]

@@BronyFan27 then in dan vs Mexico he states "dont shush me shush you I will not be shushed nobody shushs me

[@simonfernandez1963]

Dan vs dancing

[@kinda24]

I still can't believe that Dan's voice is Metatron from Supernatural.

[@BDN355]

kinda24 and snot from amarica dad

[@donnaolsen3964]

Really? Neat. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@donnaolsen3964]

@@BDN355 Also true. Snot and Dan have the same VA. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@MisterInevitable]

How I feel when I call a friend back no more then 5mins later for them not to answer

[@sandwichsultan906]

Come over when you get this. It’s Dan😏

[@andrewriley4062]

I actually called my friend Chris and used the exact words from this lol

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

i might be 9 years too late. but nice. and what was he's reaction?

[@amaliafilip2886]

Yes please 😊 told us

[@DrCuriensapprentice]

A few years ago my friend overtook me on the road and I was like Dan on the phone to him

[@HieiJaganshi2024]

He sent the same message to rarity in Dan vs fim house call

[@excitablepack7076]

How did this show never catch on?!?

[@ToonChickAnon]

Lol he's so emotional.

[@donnaolsen3964]

Dan is a sad lad. He has BPD, I'm pretty sure. Chris is his one friend. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@amaliafilip2886]

I just discovered this show and I'm in shock to realize that my boyfriend is exactly like Dan. Messy hair and beard, green eyes,the body shape the nose everything is like Dan. Im with him from six years now and he also has BPD disorder his parents were bad at raising him sadly but I support him day and night his mental condition has improved since he is with me but with very great sacrifices and traumatic experiences,but we also have a ton of fun. The fun with him can be an a crazy level but what can I say I love him because with him I feel myself normal. Im an introvert INFJ and he is an extrovert ENTP. He is so fun and has a mind like Rick Sanchez sometimes or like Joker with is bad he is really creepy when he goes there,but now he is really stable no more Joker no more Dan modes I kinda healed him completely. But if anyone is threatening his confort and rules he gets in revenge mode. And his revenge mode is similar to Dan's.

[@crow4834]

having bpd like

[@angels283]

;u; i love this too much

[@Gassyassassin1]

cool ^_^ thanks

[@BijouluvsJewels1234]

This show is automatically likable I luv it

[@pooplooser6497]

Ahh nostalgia

[@excitablepack7076]

Pico’s reaction to his Ex having a girlfriend.

[@MasterChief1001000]

so this was on that answering machine animation by FluffyMixer lol

[@LalondeK]

Dan is always like that

[@MaverickHunterDaniel]

And Lo, The ringtone was invented, shortly afterwards

[@paintedpig3021]

I do the same thing when I have to leave a message

[@emm6101]

Still true to this day

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

I have people like that at my job. Lol

[@deathVANQUISHED]

It airs in primetime. If you consider The Simpsons to be a kids show, then yes, but really its demographic is teen age to young adults.

[@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858]

No, Dan Vs is technically a kids show. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@ClownHoundII]

I don't remember the episode so I'm guessing he's just being cranky from lack of sleep or still angry about whatever happened.

[@mckiem0use]

I think it was the animal shelter episode

[@Yourfacejkjk]

God, this show kicks so much ass.

[@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858]

It is. Dan Vs FTW! You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@rodundarrIV]

I think we have Gilbert Gottfried's worthy successor!

[@Feliciathedoll]

What dan just said about strangling him was a threat message, im sorry but this is to funny!XD

[@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858]

It was. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@vincently1995]

Dan Ranting

[@liamdude5722]

#DanVsRevival

[@ngarlock]

As if he had to leave his name...

[@filmtheory783]

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.....I better call chris

[@normalfellow1113]

I know a guy just like this. It's me.

[@dellosayshello5405]

I can’t tell if the animation is good or bad

[@dodec8449]

WE ARE DÖN

[@kingmasn2166]

MESSAGE!!!!!

[@donnaolsen3964]

REPLT!!! PROMOTION!' You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@CaptnShrek]

The fps of this video is worse than my laptop running gta

[@jaysonburgerson6521]

It’s Dan XD

[@KittenHachiChan]

And this is a kids show?! . . . I love this show.

[@hunlepto2239]

Well, more like teenager show.

[@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858]

Yes it technically is. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858]

@@hunlepto2239 Also true. You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@hunlepto2239]

@@thestitchpunkofgloomsville3858 Hmm, it has been a while since I watched this and I don't really watch cartoons now, but might aswell check out. Thanks.

[@WhisperSimp]

What is this show called?! I must know....

[@lisettegarcia7013]

michael bauman Dan vs.

[@dotXyore]

What's with all the creepy discord invites? Bots?

[@Theamazingdinosaurworld]

What episode

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

The Animal Shelter.

[@Theamazingdinosaurworld]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 ok I wanna be a mime

[@taylorbrown5107]

Lol Dan rules

[@brodsteritaliano5666]

True, Dan Vs is great, You a 'Dan Vs' Fan? You wanna join the Discord discord.gg/9sXEkmZ or Freeforum dan-vs.freeforums.net/! Even the show's cocreator Chris is there!

[@slimeinabox]

Why is Dan so angry all the time anyway?

[@RippingMage]

He has schizophrenia but mostly the anger comes from probably Intermittent Explosive Disorder.

[@crow4834]

me

[@Gassyassassin1]

so... fluffle puff copied hub... or hub was inspired by fluffle puff? someone correct me?

[@ZackTheGiant]

XD

[@ribiagio98]

lol

[@titusbrown6066]

I dont no