DanAndPhilCRAFTS - Slime

WARNING: DANGEROUS MATERIAL\\ Hello Crafties! Today we are making ‘Slime’.
Have fun following our tutorial! They tried to stop us, but we are back to celebrate art and the fun of creating with your friends.
With this creation, the vessel will be complete and the ritual will finally begin. Thank you to everyone that liked, subscribed, and commented our positive message across KZbin.
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[@gusdinsmore]

“We have the Blair witch project at home” Blair witch project at home:

[@tyblips]

Honestly giving found footage horror movie, like a slightly more tame clip from one of the VHS movies. Stg Dan n phill could make a really neat horror short and I'd watch tf outta that

[@carterpeele4913]

​@@tyblips vhs was my first thought! This is a masterpiece ❤

[@adrienstarfaer]

Seems better than what I've heard about the Blair Witch Project

[@dangerfloofprincess]

Better tbh.

[@robin2839]

the blair craft project

[@allysonkempf5488]

Imagine knowing no Dan and Phil lore and stumbling across this video

[@Mrsworldwidedale]

HAHAHSJFJJFF

[@billieLD]

This is exactly what I was thinking the whole time!

[@elsie_raindeer]

Thats is me. I’m confused

[@elsie_raindeer]

Lowkey thought it was some sort of short KZbin indie film… or something

[@kais3297]

not sure knowing the lore helps

[@mochike]

love that honestly phil's just saying the shit he always says but it's made creepy by the fact that dan just accepts it rather than immediately shooting him the "wtf" look

[@mielodie]

THIS

[@wendyzhai8948]

so real

[@juniperodette9173]

If I had a nickel for every time Phil Lester died in a Dan and Phil craft video, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

[@isleychapman4491]

Even they kill Phil in their fan fiction

[@moonstenebrocity]

for REAL like when is it dan’s turn?

[@littleshroom3274]

omg... your pfp... i thought id commented on this without having watched it

[@sarad.8464]

I need bloopers and now because I refuse to believe that Dan kept it together during most of this

[@Atchikaru]

this is the true daniel

[@bec7440]

IM SAYING

[@emmam.4469]

I refuse to believe that Phil kept it together during most of this

[@aliciamarie9113]

He def broke when Phil said “not like mothers milk”

[@tillyhewitt4491]

You can hear it cuts Phil off when he is about to say protip one time hahah

[@tomatoesonstrings]

Phil is so disturbingly good at the unhinged children's presenter vibe

[@alloftheabove202]

He really is

[@gothnerd887]

He could be the next Michael Kovach

[@michaelceraaaaa]

he's fucking brilliant. i love him so much

[@chelli6555]

Dan and phil would be such an enigma if this was really all their content. Just once a year, a new video appears. No context. Nothing.

[@justtwine]

I'm really deep in the ARG aspect to be honest, I think if you're interested in those, they'd eat these up..

[@Jessie-MayK]

IMAGINE the theories 😂

[@august6316]

I was in the psych ward over easter and there was almost nothing to do aside from craft. It brings a whole new meaning to "don't cry, craft."

[@Magicwithizz]

Is it even a psych ward if you’re not crafting instead of crying

[@last.life999]

my fiancé has a whole degree in recreational therapy which is basically leisure and crafting as a form of therapy. the person who lead all your crafting activities was probably a recreational therapist!

[@scrizzl05]

What? Genuinely?

[@sophlamppost]

Fr. At the ones I’ve been to, there’s been a room with a tv, magazines, and crayons and that’s basically all there is to do. I’d draw things from the magazines. Definitely no rec therapists, I know there are wards that have them, but in the ones I’ve seen it’s as little staff as they can get away with

[@rachelgrady8772]

felt

[@amritha_r03]

hearing protip as a full adult in 2024 was NOT on my bingo card

[@WishGender]

soft and neat

[@alinasophie6731]

Don't cry, craft

[@potato.pancake]

SAME.

[@NatGeodeWild]

creativity is nothing without friendship

[@jasperoo.]

i feel ive aged decades

[@xwordsinmymindx]

"No more water for the rest of the week" has no business being that funny

[@liznolan391]

That felt too real lmao

[@madeleinep.828]

You’ve lost your water privileges 😍✨

[@wheretheromi]

These boys are right, you can make new friends while crafting! I was crocheting last night and a creature appeared before me, made of yarn and spite. Craft doesn't abandon you. Don't abandon craft.

[@madskirb]

😭😭😭

[@alexia3552]

This comment. Amazing.

[@ceydagazioglu8885]

me to myself when i can’t find the center pull

[@magnusbane420]

Me when I try eyelash yarn

[@42LtUaE]

Phil's ability to /nail/ unhinged vibes is absolutely hysterical 'Too much folly leads to danger!' 'DON'T question me.' I'm 🤣🤣

[@jewelbaek8593]

dan and phil making an analog horror short film was not in my 2024 bingo card

[@sarahanne__]

There’s more demand for it this time round plus they have more material due to analog horror

[@imp8453]

Tbf this falls more under the definition of found footage more so than analog horror

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

​@@imp8453 the first half is analog horror because it's a tutorial video, the second half is found footage horror

[@doll1726]

literally

[@chachismilezzz]

so THIS is why we didn't get easter baking

[@july_juli]

Honestly, worth it

[@skyolor4750]

honestly I won't rule it out yet, we might still get it

[@Baileeisntfunny]

growing up (or maybe it’s my abandonment issues, daniel 👀) is forgetting to anticipate a baking video/any video and being overwhelmed with elation every time one is uploaded and all of the memories are implanted back into your brain.

[@macularius]

wdym, this was easter baking

[@ellaelliott4415]

PROTEIN

[@imogen685]

them being taller than satan really got me

[@caitlin952]

Dan and Phil Crafts has actually been a reference to the 90s witch movie The Craft this entire time

[@willamccartney]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@nikkimurray9942]

D&P: "don't cry, craft" me: oh God there's 7 minutes left

[@becrazyyoullloveit9223]

That part just happened and I'm so freaking terrified

[@sarahbynum97]

I just got to that part too and I was like what the fuck do you have after this?

[@becrazyyoullloveit9223]

@@sarahbynum97 everything horrific and nothing nice

[@olithey-them1141]

literally i scrolled cause i thought it would be done and realized just as i read this comment😭😭

[@luna6654]

God won’t save you now

[@frogpogz]

i can’t believe u guys remembered the password for this

[@taylorharvey3980]

they probably had to hit forgot password or dan knew it immediately i don't think there is another option

[@frogpogz]

@@taylorharvey3980 lmaoooo

[@sarahanne__]

It’s 666

[@NerdAlert4224]

@@taylorharvey3980exactly, they either knew it by heart or had no clue whatsoever, no in between

[@Merbuggy1610]

That’s real reason we haven’t gotten a new video. This year they found the takeout menu with the password written on it

[@weilhaalt777]

phil's ability to say the most out of pocket sh*t like it's nothing is both impressive and disturbing

[@caimacler7712]

I can’t wait for PJs behind the scenes, this was too beautiful for him to not have helped with. This is art.

[@VivaLeRua]

It's already out!

[@blakeisnotinterested2986]

seeing the notification for this video was like getting a text from a dead relative

[@Kenough_in_Wonderland]

😂😂

[@am4728]

Truly 😂

[@emosweetiesixx]

Literally and I swear they look like they haven’t aged over the years. Actual ghosts

[@glumbortango7182]

They're back and they've brought hell with them to share with the class

[@arpadczyliwampir]

​@@emosweetiesixx I absolutely cannot believe it's been 7 years!? Feels like yesterday

[@inky5024]

i was not expecting this to turn into an indie found footage horror movie but slay

[@angel_hmol]

literally!

[@ladybuglore]

dan and Phil crafts has always been an indie found footage horror movie

[@stormystewart36]

you must be new here friend

[@inky5024]

@@ladybuglore actually you know what my bad you're right

[@chloejayne3877]

Slay is the perfect word 😂

[@groundcontrol7]

I love how the way they speak in the beginning half is not too far off from how they would normally, there's just no genuine laughter to break up the weirdness. Somehow, this makes it way more unnerving

[@AnnabelleGT]

Seven years without uploading they come back with a horror film

[@thesischnee]

dnp being outside in nature is the real jumpscare of the video

[@frenchie4364]

DAPGO part two 😁

[@maxwellokay]

Fr 😭 I wanna know if they booked this cabin or if they just have a spooky dilapidated shed in their backyard 😂

[@KarolYuuki]

Right? It was so weird seeing them outside

[@smashedheadash]

they touched grass and went too far after

[@humanperson3095]

The most unsettling part of this video is seeing Dan and Phil outside

[@chickenthotpie765]

May I interest you in their Pokémon go videos for this upcoming Halloween then?

[@iambieberlicouse]

DAPGOHNO

[@lucythomas5861]

Truly horrifying

[@m0nnie_]

LMAOOO ACTUALLY 😂😂😂😂

[@piperbourseau5695]

Truly, everything felt normal up to that moment

[@hollyblue7937]

My two brothers and I have basically grown up on Dan and Phil but we watched this video with my brother's boyfriend and he looked genuinely concerned for us when we all joined in with saying "soft and neat" "don't cry craft" etc. He has only seen Dan and Phil play the Sims and was a bit scared with the wood scene lmao 10/10 content

[@johott7522]

i just know the laughter when they edited this and watched it back was absolutely feral 😂😭

[@savannahslade1537]

You're telling me I blinked and SEVEN YEARS WENT BY since we had one of these?!

[@minit8926]

💔

[@sarahvic3022]

RIGHT? I was like, no way it's been seven years

[@frogandtoady]

what the FUCK

[@ominoustomato]

I was *19* for the last one and now I’m 26. Does anybody else feel ancient or is it just me?

[@nasawantsuback]

What are you talking about? They post twice a day every day

[@Maddd17]

18 years later, Phil returns to his creative roots (experimental homemade horror)

[@fei191]

and i need more NOW

[@Eddiotdotzip]

LITERALLY I WAS THINKING THIS this feels like something he'd make when he first started KZbin 😭

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Nothing will beat Philippa

[@beuzzzi]

snokoplasm feels

[@cleverwittyname94]

Imagine the poor souls that find this video by accident and expect an actual craft tutorial. 🙃 Always love Dan and Phil Crafts. ❤

[@emmaheath6782]

best found footage horror film ever made probably

[@goodgoodmeme]

i like how this was 4 minutes of a dan and phil crafts and then a ten minute indie horror film

[@veermudambi5795]

I knew something was off in the first two minutes!

[@cloudistired]

“my glue is clear..not like mothers milk” is possibly the worst thing about this video

[@natichsa]

It made me feel ill in ways I have never felt before

[@ChromeSkeletons]

just don't eat it

[@alesacc]

Not me almost spilling my tea while Phil goes "this glue is clear not like mother's milk"

[@oriannafelicity]

I legitimately clapped whwn this was over, because it was just so cinematically well done. and immediately sent it to my fiancee who loves horror but doesn't watch Dan and Phil. cant wait to see what she thinks...

[@oriannafelicity]

she said "what the hell" and yeah that about sums it up lol 😆

[@carissagrace8810]

us getting called out for spamming dont cry craft all over the internet was my favorite part

[@kalpic11]

I want that to happen again what fun

[@alesbianhotmess]

​@@kalpic11 Fr😭

[@clownparxie]

@@kalpic11let's do it fr

[@ellaisnotwyse7172]

@@clownparxiei’m on board with this

[@Lizzie-1997]

They started it

[@ZombieAffections]

the uncanny valley of seeing dan and phil outside

[@rubyellis-smith6300]

This made me audibly laugh

[@nyxmercury9475]

sally face pfp spotted !!!!! :3

[@CrypticNat]

Scariest part of the video

[@HomosapienNo]

That was honestly the most horrifying part of this video

[@willamccartney]

it really was so uncomfortable

[@kmatsui4186]

petition for dan and phil to make a full fledged indie horror series complete with an arg matpat style. this was so good.

[@noellebaca6872]

i know literally nothing about dan and Phil lore but im obsessed with this

[@discogoblin]

welcome to the cult! you’ll love it here 🤪

[@zoecrosson1533]

Y'all need to drop the bloopers for this lmao Edit: Well, PJ kind of did, so thanks PJ!

[@viiiverei]

it would be footage of them just giggling like 12 year olds for 10 hours at least

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

on one hand i am desperate to see the bloopers, but on the other hand i think it's so much more unsettling if we dont get any 😭

[@deadfor7yrs246]

phil's ability to say this weird shit with such natural ease genuinely scares me

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

This is true mind unraveled😂

[@DianaRebeca1]

His laugh here is genuinely scaryyyy

[@minniestagram]

It's the aquarius in him

[@MaxRide1]

I feel like the crafting part is way more cursed than the sacrificing phil to the dark god part...

[@edentitycrisis]

I don’t know whether to view this as a highly artistic meta-narrative about Dan and Phil™️ or just campy horror nonsense. Either way, love to see you guys branching out lol

[@roxannechiang]

Can't believe we finally get a house tour❤💖❤💖

[@dainty.tricia]

Best comment ever

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

lmao

[@neon_shapeshifter]

Oh my god bestie ur right

[@oceanarlert]

LMAOAOAOAO

[@Lisallamaa]

LMAO

[@hollymaha4937]

Hearing "hello crafties" after 7 minutes of satanic ritual made me laugh harder than it shouldve

[@redaureolin1324]

GOD, SAME

[@kaylaxxoo]

I wanna to like it but your likes are at 666.. so I’m just gonna leave it alone 😂

[@alexhoward9000]

@@kaylaxxoopeople had to ruin it 😔 764 likes now

[@edengranger4501]

This is the best Dan and Phil video extreme lore material

[@crhct]

need a behind the scenes with directors' commentary asap!

[@crhct]

so many theories and analyses going around...

[@jessnicole12]

13:47 phannies in 2014 would’ve went “omg they’re holding hands😍✨🌈” when it’s literally a demonic ritual

[@kamala7692]

omg they’re holding hands 😍✨🌈

[@trafficcat]

HELP ME

[@ashokelly]

the fact that i literally said “omg they are holding hands” 😅

[@robotboy3104]

I said it in 2024 💔

[@callieperkins]

i am no better than a 2014 phannie

[@quietlychaotically]

nice to see phil going back to his youtube roots of WeirdGirl Shitposting

[@ellaelliott4415]

Imagine if their neighbours just went over and wondered what all the noise was about and just saw them in the backyard doing whatever the fuck 😂

[@emosunglasses5201]

Seeing this after evacuating due to a horrid storm. Truly a don’t cry craft moment, thank you Daniel and Phillip.

[@audrey575]

this really felt like the homemade movies i used to make with my friends in middle school and i love it. 10/10

[@somethingelse9176]

hi phil

[@lcverses]

im honestly more impressed that they remembered the password to this accouunt

[@eatglass.7546]

imagine not knowing anything about dan and phil and finding this video

[@sini74]

i'm 95% sure that squareflakes was my first dan and phil video and i was so confused lol

[@smiled1583]

Imagine you're a kid and parent that just want to learn to make slime 😭😭

[@rachelle10]

I was with three friends and saw the notification, two are fans, the third is utterly confused after seeing this.

[@MissCute20601]

this is the true initiation

[@ars-vitae]

who's dan and phil

[@dizzyydreamer]

I'm so glad that my favorite memetic hazard SCP has returned.

[@remygoff9856]

This honestly triggered my fight for flight this is brilliant

[@lucymay446]

I never realised how much of a 'don't hug me I'm scared' vibe they had

[@imalivelmao]

i was thinking thattt

[@Memily23]

Also very similar to alan tutorial

[@sarahklos3090]

@@Memily23reminds me of the first time I learned how to make a diy weatherized hole 🥰💕

[@amandaisnotwriting]

green is not a creative color! (yeah agreed it has the evil vibes and I love it)

[@silverwiki196]

Its giving more Antrum vibes

[@dotdotdot...176]

This feels like that one recurring nightmare you've been having for like half your life, but it's the first time you've had it again in ages

[@shadowcadette]

Oh this was so accurate

[@medea4751]

wtf this is too accurate

[@elsagranquist9755]

that is the perfect way to describe it thank you

[@rollingwaves1290]

this is 200% my sense of humour. I'm glad youtube reminded me to watch it even though I haven't been subscribed to either of you for a few years now

[@Le_Pete]

I bet PJ would have had a lot of fun directing this masterpiece. You honestly should get a short film award for this

[@rayne1762]

Honestly the thing I'm most suprised about is that they actually went outside. True comittment to the bit.

[@MichiB]

It feels so weird seeing them outside😅

[@taniaaob5968]

the fact that dan and phil had to go outside to film this is enough to see their dedication

[@timewithjackson3975]

Its like it never ended, i have returned to the olden days of when i was last having fun in life

[@samathekittycat]

hmmm uncannily good at this. as if you've done this again and again and again in a vicious cycle of arts and crafts and again and again and again

[@ezra8129]

Someone tell little Phil who spent his time making short horror films that this is his legacy

[@touya.todoroki]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@kinleythepickle363]

The outro being only halfway through the video is such emotional whiplash

[@KateJewett]

It's like when you're reading a book and it seems like it's over but there's too many pages and you're like uhhhhhhhhhh

[@NikkisorousRex]

Funny that I watched this on the same day as the eclipse. This totally would make all those who say it’s a sign of the end times really excited.

[@tarotwithheidi]

The dedication to this is impressive considering Dan and Phil had to go outside to film this. Very Blair Witch tho, epic

[@pippinkatz]

Okay but Phil saying "no" in the hallway was genuinely horrific, what the fuck 😭

[@JackoHeartz]

It genuinely scared me for a sec lol

[@kai_winchester_66]

there were many parts where I was like that genuinely scared me

[@skywolves7595]

dan: stop killing phil in your fictions! dan: *kills phil in ‘the urge’* phil: *kills phil in ‘the hand’* d&p: *kills phil in danandphilcrafts*

[@acookie7548]

I've been following since the beginning and it's so nice to see 𝕙𝕚𝕞 finally out and about

[@GingerChild22]

“Too much folly leads to danger” is now apart of my brain forever

[@weraisnotonline]

so you’re telling me these chronically online nerds were so committed to the bit they actually went outside? dang

[@ElizabethArendt-jt2tj]

It’s the way that it was more unsettling than a good amount of horror films these days because it was so unpredictable.

[@acediaethos4469]

"too much folly leads to danger." "i apologize." "....samson."

[@sierraanneci]

This might actually be one of their best videos….. gave exactly the vibe it was intended, proud of them

[@emmamccormick7142]

i never thought i would get to experience this again, and its everything i could have wanted. You boys have fed me, and I am renewed.

[@nati8126]

The true creators of analog horror sought to revive the scene. Accomplished. Mother will be proud. Mother will be proud. Mother will be proud.

[@FabulousaAliya]

Mother will be proud.

[@cr1s1s0ff41th]

mother will be proud.

[@LeaffLeaff]

Mother will be proud.

[@rorygal2991]

MOTHER WILL BE PROUD

[@rebeccaclopton9115]

Mother will be proud.

[@SariaSpeaks]

Phil is so good for horror acting roles. The way he can make his eyes glaze over is wiiiild

[@lloydsvisions]

not a thought behind those eyes

[@chloenord280]

Seriously! Matched with Dan’s forced creepy smile, this was hilariously unnerving

[@chia-iho]

that's just his natural state

[@embersparks13]

Why is Dan being the happy smiling one always so unnerving? 😂

[@ZDubbed]

POV this is how i find out i’m still subscribed to this dan and phil nightmare fuel

[@ouijabliss]

can we talk about the fucking production value here??? this transitioned so seamlessly from quirky video to well done indie analogue horror. great job guys.

[@courtgodley7789]

Agreed

[@kai_winchester_66]

agreed 👏👏

[@payal7136]

The fact that Phil could say most of his lines in a regular video and I wouldn't even question it is sending me

[@Climbingcricketer]

I can believe that these two committed to the bit and did it in one take.

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

We truly are in a Dan and Phil renaissance

[@lololologan]

we saw u from across the pentagram and really liked your vibe

[@partpoisonstoes]

HAHAHA

[@dino-mite2661]

*Puts hair behind ear with my bloody fingers*

[@honeysweet4804]

omg hi woongi

[@kristinareichl8516]

dan is the ultimate fan girl tbh. he went from watching phils creepy & artistic videos to making them with Phil

[@daniaasad9327]

sighs phil trash #1

[@Doxlin_Dop2]

I pray for the 12 year olds trying to make slime and stumble upon this

[@gilly_axolotl]

Canon event

[@purpleteardropss]

lore is getting intense

[@chychy7559]

Imagine coming across these videos with no context and no idea who these two are

[@ellen3625]

i think i would have to have a break from the internet for a few months

[@tyblips]

Makes me wanna send this to my mother cus idk that she would remember who dan n phill are n this shits like a found footage horror movie and NOTHING like their usual content

[@nodezsh]

​@@ellen3625I would have had quite a few breaks just from that. alantutorial did not leave a legacy for naught. It left a legacy in order to… idk, we have a legacy i guess lol

[@d.sadster5684]

Wait like 10 years and it will appear in some random creepypasta website as satanic found footage

[@taRATulaz]

the notification message scared the everlasting fuck out of me

[@aplifa]

bro sammmmme

[@witchassbitch3]

I literally dropped everything I was doing

[@imacatmeow.givemefood]

Help😭

[@asimplestrawberry]

why did you have notifs ON is my question 😭

[@creativecvnt6227]

Me too cause I’m just watered watching KZbin on my tv and I was like umm what did I do

[@slobross525]

Didn’t expect a whole found footage horror short film; very well done!

[@redskeletonart238]

I love how they go in and out of character every minute or so lol

[@SnowWhiteLeigh]

They really put their full Blair Witchussy into this 🙌🏻

[@hellstrays7134]

its actually so good

[@averyclaire7041]

LMAOOO YESSS

[@FayK00]

So this is why I’ve been obsessed with Dan and Phil for years

[@sushmita.shakya]

Loved the video! It's fun, unique, edgy. Loved Mr. Satan's special appearance. Looking forward to the next episode!

[@GaleGrim]

Not gonna lie, I was half expecting this to turn into an elaborate summoning ritual for Dil.

[@peachysxnrise]

Same lol

[@ellaelliott4415]

I’m choosing to believe they roped PJ into this

[@StrawbsIsAway]

the case file number in the description decodes as "satan" if anyone was wondering

[@mediamom27]

Thanks

[@loudmouth.2035]

this is making me want to watch marble hornets again

[@digit4258]

This is a cinematic masterpiece, from start to finish. This is art. The Curtains are Blue. In this essay I will-

[@lonelysupernova13]

Remember when Phil used to make horror movies with his friends when they were kids? Now he is making a horror movie with his one friend. It's all come full circle 😆

[@redsprinkle]

Don’t forget his second friend!! Satan

[@mc.gemstone]

I was thinking of the same thing too.

[@mosesjoe3763]

Honestly I should've suspected PJ's involvement with Dan and Phil's recent "mischievous video", I kinda feel dumb and embarrassed that I didn't...💀 Because PJ did a GREAT JOB contributing to it!!! 📹👌 Next time when there's an ARTSY and VIBEY video, I'll EXPECT PJ's in on it...👀 Such a FUN and CREATIVE group, ALL of them!!! 🌟🌠