THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD

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[@viel9219]

"Hi!" "Hi, Dan's an idiot." "..Ok thank you!"

[@k.sharma6104]

Me if I lived next door to them lmao

[@bluemossdigital]

Correct

[@lxvorbit]

That's Phil for ya

[@bluemossdigital]

Time stamp please

[@aayushmakhadka7721]

Is Dan drunk in this!!!

[@georgia770]

dan in this video: 50% dan 50% jessica

[@mani-png]

Lmao

[@skeletonparty4625]

What about becky

[@mja5543]

@@skeletonparty4625 we know that Becky's better than this

[@skeletonparty4625]

@@mja5543 true

[@ellaheller5339]

OMG BECKY

[@elli_lovesmusic]

5:01 “You have to go collect the food now” “N-no I can’t I don’t have legs” Valid point

[@michaelmell2110]

i ruined the 666 likes >:)

[@olasmoky]

How to draw a conclusion to a long essay? Well, WHAT CAN I SAY-

[@chloenord280]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@lvhbdn]

this is perfect

[@yabobay]

i dont get it

[@mimiHTcat]

guys i think dan and phil have officially lost it

[@hotcheetossuck]

cat ya think

[@benitahill5521]

Agreed

[@maedianee]

Yup

[@louisaglen187]

You clearly haven't seen Dan and Phil Crafts

[@nikisarge1671]

You have 666 likes the moment I see your comment 😱😱

[@arrietty2001]

“Dan and Phil losing the will to live for 15 minutes”

[@913zzzn]

same

[@user-ml6pm4ve3o]

Um actually I’m currently making “Dan and Phil Definitely not being sober”

[@stellacarroll-murphy7045]

Uhuh

[@natasha6295]

Every dan and phil video in existence

[@Lachapalacha125]

fav video

[@tsukipie3149]

Dan: *MAKES LOUD DEMON NOISES* Phil: Shhhhh! Dan: *makes quieter demon noises*

[@destinyfarmer3581]

Love that🤣🤣

[@jasperebabb480]

Yesssss

[@juliajihae]

11:27

[@mei_ko8581]

@@jasperebabb480 pl l 00

[@redcemetery]

Drunk □ High□ Sleep deprived □ All of the above ✔

[@cowsareblue572]

I liked this comment because of your username

[@thatcouchpotato4548]

.... are they drunk, high, or sleep deprived... or all

[@beebupp]

Yes

[@kennedyelizabd]

they’re definitely high in this you can see the red in dan’s eyes

[@Blue-kt1ed]

kennedy davis that can also be sleep deprived

[@numberfive6434]

All of the above

[@kenmakozume2373]

All

[@pardon5107]

**googles* “are Dan and Phil okay?”

[@Trustinss]

pardon *IS* dan and Phil okay?

[@pardon5107]

FandomXEditzz no

[@brissaanahi7829]

Is you are have stupid?(

[@captainngoose]

"Are Dan and Phil okay?" Is the correct term 😂

[@puddle7740]

are*

[@smelly.catboy]

Should I pierce my lady door

[@JJaime-tc4wb]

Yes.

[@nobodyhere7139]

Yes

[@mtkr-tu6bm]

Yes

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

I’m dead🤣

[@cellphone9605]

Yes

[@Person-ve7rk]

i love how chaotically domestic this video is

[@lauren2489]

This is just 16 minutes of Dan and Phil having a breakdown

[@aylamushtaq603]

yup

[@thesmartkookie9961]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@leenak02]

Ikr lmao

[@rose7fm]

nd i was having one with them tbh

[@freya1446]

isn't that every video on the gaming channel

[@aliciamartinez463]

"Should we do a mukbang instead of this video"~Phil. I'd love to see that

[@birdielines3683]

everyone are saying dan is drunk and yes he probably is but phil is definently not okay either

[@sandfire17]

right!? everybodys focused on dan but i noticed phil being wack more than dan!

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

They’re either SUPER drunk or SUPER high

[@laura-vq6zc]

@Jess Claus they were on tour so it could be from tiredness but WHY are we discussing this

[@simona_merkinin]

Ikr phil's pupils are huge

[@fiona63]

Lmao it's legal all over Canada

[@prettymuchpaige1381]

This video has the biggest crackhead energy

[@leaf4104]

Agreed

[@girltwin]

*i laughed way too hard at this* *and dan is 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 drunk lmao*

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

Ikr honestly dan seems super high lolll

[@ug-ml3hj]

@@user-pe8uk4mi8y when is dan not even partially high?

[@Sentientmatter8]

@@user-pe8uk4mi8y Phil too, did you *see* 1:18?

[@carolinem5816]

This was the most gentle rage quit I've ever seen

[@samlyonss]

“should I pierce my lady door” - dan howell

[@angelhowlter9718]

Dalien Howlter Dalien shouldn’t be listening to that sort of talk at such a young age !!!

[@samlyonss]

Angel Howlter I’m sorry

[@spoicypotato6924]

@@angelhowlter9718 ikr its disgusting he heard that

[@annabel7896]

Oh god

[@jas4607]

rip Dalien’s innocence

[@urielectricstudios5946]

4:53 She says you’re,,,,,an,,,,idiot I love you Phil never change

[@coolguybugg8901]

The best part is it probably wasn't just him saying it for the camera, it was in his natural voice. He's just an immature bean and we love him.

[@tims_adventures]

4:49

[@jamierobinson7004]

“And now everyone has unsubscribed.” Me: slowly presses the subscribe button.

[@redpandashatecherries]

You did the right thing

[@Trustinss]

Welcome 🙏🏻

[@kyuliter6602]

well in the description it says if you subriblle you'll get a free carrot

[@puddle7740]

welcome to hell enjoy your stay

[@serendipitygate9223]

ThatOmePerson hi, obsessed yet ?

[@jackssssssss]

The longer I watched this video, the more drunk I felt.....

[@amessofalynn8765]

I want to be drunk after this video

[@chestnutty895]

We all just came back for *phone rings* "she said you're an idiot" "you have to go collect the food now" "n-no I don't have legs.."

[@ratking6668]

They look drunk, high, sleep deprived and caffeinated all at the same time

[@MariaKiran1]

Lmaaaoo 😂

[@insanityofficial4224]

Why do they call it... SPOONS

[@Anna-zz5fq]

“you have to go collect the food now.” “no I can’t... I don’t have legs.” ME everytime someone asks me to do something tbh

[@4l1y4h9]

Anna Noel SAMEE

[@clio3365]

Anna Noel i should try this line to get out of PE

[@lilysk98]

as someone who has acted this unhinged in large part due to lack of sleep,,,, i gotta say this energy comes from that, they're simply sleep deprived 😭

[@idesireahimbo]

no forreal - everyone here being like "they have GOT to be on something" and im like have none of you ever just been THAT tired?? lmaooo

[@sanwio]

you can buy weed in vancouver so i wouldn't be surprised if they were in fact high in this video lmao

[@iona5292]

that would explain so much

[@jayajaswal3112]

It's the end of an era, lads.

[@sun_girl4553]

what

[@uncertaindaisy]

first ralphthemoviemaker and now this

[@diendien7996]

Blegh 06 I'm actually kind of sad what is wrong with me?

[@rielleh5905]

5:23

[@catkawabe57]

Everybody can relate to when phil said “when u have to run through the lounge naked because you forgot a towel”

[@p3achytea]

“why would somebody want to pierce their, *ladydoor* ” *D A N N O*

[@hooey4362]

*DAN Y E S*

[@lane2336]

Half of me is saying Daniel *no* But I'm also screaming _daniel yes_

[@minemine2917]

Are u proud? Cause u should be😂😂😂👍!!!

[@k.sharma6104]

@@lane2336 Me too, the fuck

[@misanthroapologist]

Artsy Otaku *Y E S D A N N Y B O I*

[@gitoshrisen7687]

A year later, and this remains one of dumbest masterpieces of dnpgames. RIP Danandphilgames. ;(

[@icocodee0402]

gitoshri sen why do they Call It SPOONS

[@angelat4512]

I want them to resurrect it in the new house so bad!!!

[@lilyoh5780]

@@angelat4512 we wish :(

[@jadelily3428]

It’s been exactly three years now :’)

[@coolmcguy2036]

great news guys

[@isabel7008]

Dan, what was in that pizza?

[@caffeinatedx]

Red wine.

[@mani-png]

there was,, something in that for sure

[@fnin]

Hello, isabel

[@riannaf927]

They got the wrong type of mushrooms on it

[@oopsy-daisy]

bourbon 😂

[@Ghost_0418]

Is it ok to swim with... Every girl: A TAMPON dan and phil: food?

[@phrog2228]

kiwigirl48 😂😂 IKR

[@brith9752]

Same with the Can you smell I was 100% sure period blood was gonna be there hahaha

[@k.sharma6104]

I was literally thinking 'a pad? A menstrual cup? A tampon?'

[@vi9565]

kiwigirl48 HDJDJDJF YUP

[@memereview9803]

phanic! at the disco a pad ? n o o o

[@user-rf9ui4zh5f]

phil: men can be milked dan: **gives up**

[@DarkDreams948]

I feel he was more Contemplating it 😂

[@TonySnacc]

Dan: * tries to be edgy * Phil: * shuts down immediately *

[@dustyboialex]

weirdly enough, I now realize this is just them when they're comfortable- this is how they are now!

[@GraceSolar]

"She says you're an idiot" *both do rock paper scissors to get the food* D O M E S T I C

[@flaurelmusic]

Did they do best out of three? Because clearly Phil one at the beginning?!?

[@amethystmcc3129]

They did best out of three cause Dan won the next one

[@zdenkamagnusova3848]

"Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?" "WHY DO THEY CALL IT SPOONS?"

[@kath26]

D: "You have to go collect the food now" P: "No I can't" D: "Yeah, you have to" P: "I don't-I don't have legs"

[@redlin0110]

i don’t know if this make sense to anyone else but this video feels like 2024 dan and phil 😂

[@MiaValla]

R.I.P. google feud *There was never a better king of the universe*

[@arelatablename3209]

*Ugh*

[@redpandashatecherries]

@@arelatablename3209 you beat me to it

[@abadabs_7910]

“No. I can’t. I don’t have legs” This will be my new excuse.

[@kb7208]

Charlie Pollock YEP

[@meraki3898]

using this for work tonight

[@mirandawatson99]

"I don't have legs" Is my new favorite excuse

[@kwegeti]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that phil takes his lion with him everywhere 👏🏻

[@MDreamerIsBi]

I love it.

[@user-he7pe7no6w]

omg I was looking for this comment it's not his actual lion (I thought it was too) its one of the merch repros

[@criminon2310]

Dan is literally so out of it in this video lmao

[@clarenicke8653]

It feels super genuine imo

[@sock1975]

i think it’s because they’re tired from the tour but i cherish how they still wanted to give us a video 💕

[@famfamtime]

Dan is literally losing his mind during the video 😂

[@probablynotjess]

honestly we're all losing our minds at this point

[@georgiaandlauren7396]

yep

[@kaioe]

whats new

[@salinesalvador1183]

He looked really happy it makes me happy

[@ReclusiveRaven]

omg they’re actually drunk

[@marcelareves1743]

High*

[@oriana_fortunato]

@@marcelareves1743 both*

[@puppersissage8640]

@@marcelareves1743 No just drunk

[@naomilorenzo4488]

@@marcelareves1743they were in vancouver

[@Pickledcucumbers647]

“I don’t want one of your t-shirts,” says Phil trash #1

[@paulagordilscarrillo14]

P: "What is the thing that everybody wants to draw?" D: "A hand." DAN UNDERSTANDS THE STRUGGLE Y'ALL

[@speltspirit]

YEESSS. YESSSSSSSSS

[@ipartypigeoni6145]

YES

[@Detective_asparagus]

yes it's really hard

[@ohhello9138]

CONGRATSSS!!÷

[@oriodd]

YASSSS FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[@lilywei864]

I swear Phil says the damnest things when he's drunk wtf

[@mayovelasco4782]

But were they drunk? cause that would explain alot

[@pandajesus5052]

mayo gonzalez nobody knowss... * illuminati music plays * ...or *do* they??

[@emilyrossman2099]

They were sleep deprived. And possibly high. They aren’t drunk though you can tell

[@n0t_matilda263]

Daniel and Phillip are: Drunk ◻️ High ◻️ Sleep deprived ◻️ All of the above ☑️

[@cj-pc2se]

Dan: AJISIOEJRFIOJUIRWIUJIUAS Phil: sHhHHHhhhhSHshsHS Also Phil: We're in the hotel! Dan: *continues getting posessed by satan*

[@JeM130177]

Phil: everything's listening to us Also Phil: where's my phone?!

[@xo.emily_dawn]

5 years later i’ve come back to say that this video is so unbelievably out of pocket and i miss them - signed 2023

[@accioyoongi]

who would’ve known 2 weeks later they’d say they’re coming back 😭 love your pfp btw

[@hazyrory3121]

omg you have great timing lmao

[@melitajay]

Congrats

[@ChelCM03]

Well this aged wonderfully

[@ryderlead]

*_tHiS hItS dIfFeReNtLy_* no one take this literally.

[@femkevdw8369]

Lyric B *theres only one bed*

[@emilyc3733]

Lua The Pupper also you can’t really tell from that angle there could be another one out of view

[@molly5197]

Especially now

[@t_cmusic]

In the future this hits extremely differently.

[@honeyjar2970]

I'm from the future and ...

[@gmar6236]

he protecc he attack but most importantly Google feud isn't coming back

[@thepansexualpockystickthat2909]

*attacc *bacc

[@coley_xo2993]

;"(

[@lit_springles_4life492]

Too Soon 😭 Lol XD THO

[@keira8323]

NUUUUUUUUU

[@emilyhassell3702]

NOOOI TOO SOON

[@samsedlacko2041]

this makes me wonder how often they use rock paper scissors to decide stuff.

[@Carina5707]

They say in the tatinof documentary that they use it very often lol

[@hhehehe]

Sam Lynn since primary school

[@inez7625]

I swear they’re drunk, if they’re not, they were probably really ill

[@summersharp1510]

14:11 phil grabs his lion. Why do I find it adorable that he literally took his lion to all the places they went 🥺

[@RumorsG]

So cute, How could I not have noticed this before? Pheels 🥺😔

[@vanessa-ms9uc]

this is basically 15 minutes of dan and phil on crack and pizza

[@thatonedrawinggirl8114]

They are high on each other

[@dead100]

That Other Drawing Girl ;)😂

[@Anime-mi9xo]

That Other Drawing Girl damn girl 😂 but it’s ovs true😏

[@manicmax7909]

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@redpandashatecherries]

The best CoNtENt

[@emdogg._.7]

"Should I pierce my ladydoor"- Daniel James Howell 2k18 I AM DYING 😂

[@elonaoraha3399]

Just APhangon the female exit

[@emdogg._.7]

THE QUEEN CAGE !!

[@eel000]

my ladydoor inverted when he said that

[@emdogg._.7]

Just when you thought it was all over and everyone was forgetting the Lady door meme

[@emdogg._.7]

This happens

[@alexwigg823]

The vibes are absolutely elite in this video

[@smhdoodles2950]

this is the best dnpg video ever posted and you cannot tell me otherwise

[@jayson6222]

Most definitely

[@MariaKiran1]

Facts and science!!!

[@llamaglitter]

Mukbang video is right up there tho…👀

[@bloopdoop2443]

dan: stop with lady door also dan: pierce your lady door

[@pettinger4410]

I wish I were a carrot. I want to be immersed in darkness my whole life until I'm VIOLENTLY RIPPED OUT OF THE GROUND AND CHOPPED TO DEATH.

[@Luca_Chae_]

I died

[@samalama27]

My nickname is carrot and I almost fell off my bed when CARROT was screamed in my ear

[@reesecassidy8144]

WOW!😂

[@badvibes5952]

So true

[@pettinger4410]

The Online Nerd I don't know if it's a good thing your nickname is carrot or not tbh...

[@zzgiozz]

"why do they call it spoons?" and they were sober .

[@parkerryann]

who else is here because they’re mourning the loss of this channel

[@angelinakondr]

me beech 😄

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Do I have news for you

[@parkerryann]

@@Sabrina-sc1db YESYES!!! i never stopped watching, i always knew they'd come back 🖤

[@Tis1kay]

Dans earrings are cute af

[@screaminginternally2237]

Ikr

[@isabellekeenum5069]

dan literally said “dog” for every question I love him

[@diigitalink121]

Dan got so jelly at 10:45

[@annag1740]

I know right 😂 Turns out Drunk Dan can get even more Jelly than Sober Dan. Who would of thought it 😂

[@ranthetrashcan]

OMG HI FRIEND 😽

[@diigitalink121]

@@ranthetrashcan OMG RAN YOU FOUND ME

[@diigitalink121]

@@ranthetrashcan U BINGING DNP COMFORT VIDS? HEHE

[@blorpoboingo]

Dan: *does a valley girl voice* Me: well shit, Brendon has some competition

[@icantthinkofanamerightnow2563]

Smol coffee bean Brendon Urie vs. Dan Howell. Who’s the better valley girl? 😂

[@Lexi-py2vj]

Why did my mind go the same place? 😂

[@bleurain6372]

omg i was thinking the SAME FUCKING THING

[@micagrecco8286]

get those two together and i'll literally yeet myself from existence

[@LiviClaire]

I've actually never seen them be this much of a mess...and that's saying something.

[@jajic8918]

Honestly and truly

[@PEHUKCA]

they must be freakin exhausted

[@motherwar.]

the tour is getting to them😭

[@lilacroses149]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. Hopefully they are fine

[@allaboutyuzu]

These lads need to be a bit more *soft and neat* I’m not sorry 😂

[@AstronaughtYT]

Don’t end the series yet! At 14:43 you can see that one of the answers were natural gas!

[@lovequinnreincarnated]

@ Dan and Phil ^^^^

[@jessieaaa7304]

oml our icons are so similar

[@topfix_]

reply to me

[@makeitraena9330]

Can we get this more likes so D&P see it and continue the series?

[@jurassicphan]

“why do they call it spoons” is absolute PEAK comedy o m g

[@michaelceraaaaa]

i will never believe them saying they were sober in this. this is not just being sleepy.

[@skilletlord3800]

“ you have got to be SNEKING me “ -and other quotes by phil

[@haileynichole3376]

Dan's valley girl voice is everything i live for

[@ignorethis6856]

Honestly tho

[@realcheesybob20]

H o n estly

[@yanderesann]

literally

[@avagirard8976]

Dan and Phil? Drunk Hits? Different Hotel? Triviago

[@penguin0171]

So in their new video they just posted, they stated that they weren’t high, so I decided to watch again to see how bad it was and man 💀💀 snoop dog was definitely with them that night

[@moonchild9841]

they are chronic liars it's okay ❤

[@ellies1368]

they're either drunk, exhausted, or both.

[@chloeblakely6173]

"I'm gonna kill you to death" -Dan Howell 2k18

[@djbubblegum3641]

"And it'll kill ya to death. Especially if you are on Titanic. So let that sink in. Pu intended." -the crayon song

[@carterpewterschmidt7]

its been 5 years and im still astounded by the energy of this video

[@nicolenishimori2033]

coming back after dan admitted during his standup show tonight that he has gotten high before and now i can’t stop thinking about this video

[@shel_grace]

came here to look for these comments… it’s hella obvious now 💀

[@pigeondance]

wait he really did?? explains a lot 😅

[@samanthafortunato7988]

Phil: *answers phone* Phil: "She says your an idiot." Dan: *Pushes Phil's chair* Dan: "You have to get the food now." Phil: "No I can't, I don't have legs." D&P: *Proceed to play Rock, Paper, Scissors* Phandom: "Yep! That's our idols!"

[@kisakisakura6663]

it was beautiful and inspiring

[@luxbee_]

-i thought the phandom part said "Yep! That's our idiots!" bc i looked quickly-

[@Tri_monster]

The fact that this how I actually do things with my brother

[@samanthafortunato7988]

@@Tri_monster I know right, this is exactly how me and my sisters act.

[@pitchfrank]

you can literally smell the moment dan got drunk

[@rainebat]

When lol

[@serendipitygate9223]

Five minutes before filming this ?

[@ingvild006]

Honestly tho

[@mani-png]

yep

[@peachrain6016]

High***

[@Meggalex]

happy 4/20 watching this to celebrate

[@ino5714]

"I love being immersed in soil my whole life just to be pulled out and chopped into pieces." -Daniel J Howell 2018

[@kenna5364]

dan’s explanation of being a carrot is a metaphor for my life

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

we are all carrots on the inside

[@a3702]

holy shit you got recognised

[@m4zzystars]

dads noticed you!!!!1!

[@_spacey.bois_3255]

holy shit i wish i was u rn

[@rattyxoxo7397]

DanAndPhilGAMES But I'm a cucumber internally, I'm soft (and neat) on the inside...

[@vangoghsdaughter6947]

phil: im losing the will to live me: this is *very* offbrand!

[@jesshowelter2975]

Am I the only person in 2020 just simply having a Danandphilgames marathon because they haven’t uploaded in over a year? No? Just me? Ok..

[@fru1tpunk965]

It's been 470 days ;-; (yes I've been counting)

[@jamiedoesntdance7908]

It’s quarantine and I’m very bored

[@mckensie]

Jess Howelter me right now :(

[@frognetwork2045]

believe me, not just you

[@UCantLaughWithoutMe]

I am with you, brother

[@2002stylan]

4:53 phil’s vOice change WTF ok i almost choked on my rice

[@sol-of8rg]

“ALL OR NOTHING” THATS👏OUR👏PHIL

[@ranthetrashcan]

Oyasumi hi my name is [dan] and you can see mah thigh

[@psychticambitin7987]

Why? I dunno but he's the guy with his flesh on show

[@gingermoonchild6582]

What a how That's Our Dan

[@stellacarroll-murphy7045]

Yup 👏

[@brennamr1]

I’m 99% sure that you’re skin is suddenly greasy because you’ve been traveling through different climates BOOM you’re welcome

[@insanatty]

Brenna or because he’s been eating american food for a month

[@HaileyMelissa]

Natalie Workman t

[@citrusnostalgia6644]

SOMEONE GOD DAMN PIN THIS COMMENT ABOVE

[@HaileyMelissa]

Natalie Workman oooi

[@dipper7109]

5:23 "your mums waiting" THEIR MUM JOKES ARE SO FUNNY IM SORRY-

[@CapeCodDinkley]

Us: were you guys on something when you filmed this 2024 Dan and Phil: we were in Canada

[@emmixo]

‘Should i pierce my lady door’ And they say we are bad with the whole lady door thing

[@lilwennb784]

I find it cute how they do rock papers scissors to resolve arguments

[@makayladelange4874]

Dan is so incredibly drunk in this video. He gets progressively drunker as the video goes

[@majaw.9369]

0:40 by fall out boy

[@luana4374]

i just snorted

[@curiousmoony]

by panic! at the disco

[@mani-png]

Lmao

[@Lilly-ip9yx]

love your pfp

[@stew267]

By My Chemical Romance

[@yarenozbay5608]

Are Dan and Phil okay? Is the tour too much for them? 😂😂😂 This whole video they were just bantering back and forth and guessing things incorrectly

[@griffinhawk_]

Yaren Ozbay That’s just them.

[@zeeby24]

But would you rather watch them take anything seriously?

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

_this is so sad guys Alexa play the ladydoor remix_