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[@kimbeeee]

*phil trying to defend santa is the cutest thing i've ever seen ngl*

[@kayla8566]

phil was so cute in this video with the santa thing and then the "bees are important and i know why" part it was so adorable

[@acookie7548]

profile picture checks out

[@lilyelizabeth7440]

ARMYYY💜💜

[@esorzil3896]

" is this fabric softener" "nO THIS IS PATRICK"

[@jackmoffat7417]

This needs more likes.

[@jackmoffat7417]

(I'm not a Krusty Krab)

[@parkchanyeol9955]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breath 😂😂😂😂

[@corinnaslay]

kindaphantastic I'm the 666th liker. Goodbye.

[@A-_-A.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cherrybloomzz]

Phil thats not bigfoot, thats Hagrid

[@emmacovington4327]

YAAAASSSSSSS HARRY POTTER!!!

[@kelseyhunter5560]

Kate H tea came out of my nose when I read that

[@eboniewilden6636]

holy schist! I laughed way too hard at that!

[@willoweyes7694]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Vampibuff]

YES THANK U KATE H HARRY POTTERRRRRRRR!!!!!

[@_paleo.figs_5881]

"Are rocks alllliiiiiVVVEEEE!?!?!?!?!?" R.I.P my ears

[@elizaholland7936]

Greengiraffes 128 you write this out so well. I could hear dan saying this as I read it 😂

[@lucybanks9904]

It is best on crash baniquit

[@jason007smith]

I read this while he said it lol

[@len3939]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS ACTUALLY A BUNCH OF BABY INCEST ELEPHANTS

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

len This comment is hilarious

[@artemismoon7065]

This is beautifully worded XDDDD

[@Pariperi]

len 😁😂😀... but it should be incestuous*...

[@Maialeen]

Just the fact that he thinks people IN FREAKING SCOTLAND wouldn't notice a bunch of elephants running around is so funny to me.

[@caitlinsyme3446]

Maialeen That's so true. I'm Scottish!

[@olivia8219]

Fun facts for friends: Barns are red because back in the olden days, red was the cheapest paint color. This is also why old school houses are painted red.

[@beckbennett1461]

Olivia and fire trucks

[@olivia8219]

YES! I dunno why I think that's so cool, but I do, lol. Fun facts with friends!

[@denialhowell4250]

the more ya know

[@aishumenon278]

really? I had no idea.... I thought it was simply because it would stand out

[@madelynebert8423]

Actually it was because of the seal that they would paint on the barn had so many different things including rust in it that it would tent the seal red therefore making the barn red.

[@haylierankin2094]

"If you have more than two grapes a day you will *DIE*" **eats two bags of grapes** SET ME FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@benjaminjr.fontanilla8598]

your username gives me a reason to lit

[@benjaminjr.fontanilla8598]

live** omg no

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

OK BUT I SANG THAT IN TYLERS VOICE FROM THE JUDGE WHY

[@floafy567]

@@user-pe8uk4mi8y Don't worry I did to

[@emjay600]

Honestly same

[@tarrierevenant7938]

“I have a tumblr, I’m a blogger, I’m basically news” “A lady’s process.” “PrOcEsS?” “I WAS CENSORING IT.” “As if there’s more people searching for hockey than cats and crying and pooping” Santadela effect “But I wanted to talk about genetically modified things.” “Well, let’s not do that today.”

[@brooke8766]

Are your parents Santa? Because you're a gift.

[@Mia-uz1lz]

Brooke aww

[@buckeye5502]

Yes. Santa isn't real.

[@arwen8214]

Brooke thanks 😂

[@endofinfinity4131]

Note to Phil Lester.

[@arianapotatofall5628]

Brooke this is truly dedicated to Phil

[@maryjuliamorzenti469]

is this the real life is this fabric softener

[@mikuhatsune1189]

MaryJulia Morzenti caught in a landsli-

[@jeremy-fc9cc]

caught on a clothes line-

[@evelynd6138]

andPEGGY no escape from the laundry-

[@jaya9298]

why must we do this.

[@autumnsky5268]

open your washing machine

[@seenpluto9690]

I LOVE PHIL BEING MAD ABOUT THE SANTA THING OML

[@averyjohnson1752]

Can dan please have a relaxing podcast talking about everything being alive

[@vp3841]

Nah, he gon scream in the middle of it anyway 🤷

[@ak7845]

No

[@kousheesuman1719]

@@vp3841 ... give him a podcast

[@Bunny.abibii]

Well..

[@caseywilliams5811]

Download stereo and follow Dan and Phil. They stream every Tuesday and Thursday at 9pm UK time

[@adrianacabrera1033]

I bet the majority of this stuff is honestly just what Phil searches for at 3 am

[@illegallyginger3071]

Adriana Cabrera agreed

[@tinywhale1836]

Adriana Cabrera yeah...😄

[@kristinaavictoriaa]

at some points they're too quiet, so i decided to turn up the volume on my headphones... MISTAKE!!! BAD MISTAKE!

[@kristinaavictoriaa]

dan is just so loud ughsndkekeb

[@teanashookson3638]

kristinaaa RIP ya ear holes

[@kitkatrebel1123]

R.I.P your eardrums. I am sorry for your loss.

[@areyoumarriedtothemusic5935]

H E L P M Y P E N I S

[@macm.3889]

We have all made this mistake. My condolences.

[@vampirepunk9479]

"why are white? I don't know phil why are you alive?" ~Dan Howell 2017

[@crimsoznt]

"are there any good viruses" me: **side eyes the empty toiletry shelves** everyone: **is basically on house arrest thanks to the corona virus** *Idk you tell me*

[@rebeccastewen3637]

I had to think of it too 😆

[@pareidolist]

COVID rating: ★★☆☆☆

[@xx_hellonearth1391]

and now there’s the new delta wave coming around soooo

[@crimsoznt]

@@xx_hellonearth1391 wooooo /s

[@isabelrr1209]

adding on just to mention bout the new Omicron wave 💀

[@rowanarmit3697]

if you had a pendant necklace, and put a photo of yourself in it....... I guess you could say you were: *independant*

[@anafreitag1720]

Kneeslapper

[@ivoryy.]

Mountain Ash help

[@MiniMeags]

Roflmfao

[@Jessy7Rio]

Go home.

[@WillowWishingDraws]

+Mountain Ash I love you! XD

[@livinlikeamy1487]

Rocks are alive, Have you ever heard of Dwayne Johnson

[@Chloe-rs1er]

Amy M Ayyyyyyy

[@Mushroom-rz6cn]

Amy M **slow claps**

[@mistykat3137]

Amy M I

[@ferardislife8858]

Amy M lol same

[@iris3804]

Amy M LOL

[@pertinentpostmortem]

"I saw the bells and heard the sleigh..." -Phil Lester.

[@laurenfelss6273]

the "are your parents beavers cause damn" actually made me laugh out loud so much and I have no idea why because I never laugh out loud at KZbin videos😂I'm so immature

[@ModernClairvoyant]

Phil about to cover dans mouth bc he doesn't want little kids to think santa isn't real is my aesthetic

[@dead4120]

MelinaOk shhhh....he's real

[@mariaslm8]

MelinaOk IKR

[@quinn6815]

MelinaOk HE IS REAL DONT RUIN IT

[@ashisreallytired9006]

MelinaOk ikr XD

[@EmiliebEmilie]

santa isn't real!?

[@haleyinthestorm6153]

I don't believe in big foot because big foot never believed in me

[@haleyinthestorm6153]

at my dance recitals, there would always be that one empty seat

[@alainasmith9368]

HaleyInTheStorm WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY

[@FriccOnSticc]

But I never even knew you until now....

[@elizabethheriz5720]

wow then you must not believe in a lot of people

[@atlanticstyles]

Why was the first thing that popped in my head ‘Bigfoot is love, Bigfoot is life’

[@xXSillyGooseXx]

8:41 Google predicted Lil Nas X

[@urmomspeen7061]

Is it just me or when Phil described Bigfoot it also described my dad?

[@juliahager6678]

Janey Seals omg

[@dull_demon4717]

Janey Seals is your dad taller then Dan & phil?

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

OH MY LORD DRAGGEDDDD

[@anonjfjf9123]

What is a "dad"?

[@allenmunn1]

me to

[@vin2164]

Fun fact: Peanuts aren't nuts because they have pods and are classified as legumes. Peanuts actually grow underground.

[@s7k.e]

but they are also called *_"groundnuts"_*

[@Karma-vy9rj]

Which Cat omg wig

[@krystsource8473]

Which Cat, are you bull-shitting me?

[@jeremy-fc9cc]

ex-fucking-scuse me

[@braincabbage]

And what else are legumes? PEAS!!!!! Drama.

[@emilylockiz5564]

Are gamers good in bed? Because baby I play a lot of League of Legends, I have hand cramps but good reactions. 😂😂😂 -Dan Howell 2K17

[@Kawaiitrashcan]

Emily Lockiz What was with Dan and League this video?! hahahaha

[@ivoryy.]

Emily Lockiz Omg ;-; I appreciate his love for chatup lines

[@philtrash2890]

Emily Lockiz is it the TheLegend27

[@smallballadeer]

Dan: Says Asexual Me: I’m here, where’s the acceptance club

[@dasha_ucko]

Here! Plus Dan has actually acknowledged asexuality several times, even before he himself came out, which just makes me (an aro-ace person) very happy.

[@d3bun]

when dan cracked his knuckles and phil screamed, that is me and my friend in a nutshell there XD

[@amarachiibanga4886]

Current aesthetic: Camera zooming in on Dan Howell while he rants about the existence of plants

[@number.1epiccforniter]

Daniel*

[@danielfaust3364]

@phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie we can call him dan if we want he said we can

[@annacasey6468]

Love the name by the way

[@phanicatthefallingoutwattp617]

phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie SPNPSNSPNSPSNSPNSPSN

[@lewlavabra6811]

SPN FAM

[@s-kaye-h6583]

"Are rocks alive?" Me: DONT BLINK DONT TURN YOUR BACK DONT LOOK AWAY AND DONT BLINK

[@mothmansleftwing]

Sydney Hartstein OH MY GOD I FOUND A FELLOW WHOVIAN!!!

[@caitlinhall3988]

They're fast Faster than you can believe

[@eleanor3604]

HOLY GUACAMOLE THIS WAS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR AJSKIFKSPCIV

[@momowinchester409]

O my gosh I found a Whovian and a part of a Phandom! All my dreams are alive!

[@alphabetsoup4]

BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD.

[@kanokekage8664]

Science class with Dan is more helpful than my biology class

[@marshcxltt2306]

phil trying to save young kid's innocence about santa is my aesthetic omg 💛

[@magicunicorneatssouls]

Did anyone see a little ginger in Phil's hair on the side?

[@morena9900]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes adorable

[@BingBong-gt6oh]

Phil's also growing a mustache

[@michellehorstman8888]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@Becausebooks1234]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls it's so beautiful💛

[@breezyheartz3204]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes omg

[@WillMcPhersonMusic]

Why cant i cry Because I'm crafting

[@madelynlucente]

Will McPherson I love you 😂

[@tinyicedlatte]

Will McPherson ayeeee

[@amy7163]

Will McPherson I hate you

[@theau.1536]

dan: if you have more than 2 grapes in a day, you will die me: *eating an entire box of grapes while watching this video* oh no

[@RobynBobbin3]

Same! I've been dead for a while now because of the grapes.

[@ithinkimremus3707]

@@RobynBobbin3 I did not think this comment could get better

[@pareidolist]

RIP Thea U.

[@olliem.3012]

Most of this video is just Phil defending conspiracy theories (Santa, Bigfoot, the Lochness Monster, rocks, ghosts, etc.) and Dan shooting him down

[@negligible_reality]

dan being close minded about the existence of ghosts is hilarious to me, considering he's fully admitted that ghosts/demons are his worst fear

[@katemccune3479]

dan: men being unable to - phil: do things dan: - finish a lady's phil: STOP IT dan: process phil: *objecting noise*

[@kimfromwonderland4019]

someone found the censored thing

[@oliviadolphinnewlands4710]

Kate McCune I hate you

[@oliviadolphinnewlands4710]

Kate McCune 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😤😤

[@effervescentsloth5132]

The captions during that point are great.

[@danaela8618]

Can you guys tell me why you hate kate 😓 because i don't get it 😳😒

[@Kalifornia72]

Phil looks really good in this video. Actually dan does too. Huh. Well, this just in: attractive people continue to be attractive.

[@bandit24k]

sofapillow when do they not?

[@timmyt4207]

stoneisaperson so true

[@aimeerobinson4762]

sofapillow ya they so cute!

[@ranya3905]

sofapillow they always look hot as fuck.

[@victoriar9975]

sofapillow True

[@dragoncannon]

A fire does not consist of one or more cells, therefore it is not a living thing.

[@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403]

Synesthesia WHAT ELSE WOULD FIRE CONSIST OF!?!?!?

[@jadetrolland8095]

@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 it's literally just energy and atoms. Cells are a different thing

[@jadetrolland8095]

I was looking for this comment. I needed someone to know that

[@themarvelousmikey3512]

THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS. I was so frustrated when everyone said that fire was alive

[@dragoncannon]

@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 ... It's a chemical reaction when something combines with oxygen? High school chemistry.

[@jasmineshovlin2776]

I can confirm as a resident of the year 2020, there are no good viruses.

[@emmacayson8927]

i have two words.... yoga challenge please im begging. i would die

[@mimuspolyglottos7186]

*tyler joseph inhale

[@roseloopy]

Mimus Polyglottos *BOI*

[@wolfieofthepink8710]

Mimus Polyglottos 😂😂

[@__-mp5sj]

Or the chapstick challenge with each other would also be great

[@yeet7120]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@Katie-sr8yn]

Phil's Loch Ness theory is the most creative thing I've ever heard

[@remus4902]

1:49 PHIL IS MY MUM WHEN I DO THAT LMFAOO MY MUM ACTUALLY THREATENED TO 'BREAK MY FINGERS FOR ME' ONCE LMAO

[@IvyShanholtzer]

“are there any good viruses?” 2017 Dan: computer virus 2020: *cries in corona*

[@davinkie3510]

It should be google autophil...

[@katielarsen2578]

Wtf why doesn't this have more likes??

[@averyjeanne]

Brooklen wits SHAME

[@aurora-ub1po]

"You can watch Star Trek and respect women" A quote to live by

[@kelseybateman9298]

Instead of "White rhinos endangered", I read "White rhinos ermergawd" * facepalm *

[@cassidybryant3250]

IM FROM NORTH CAROLINA also you can in fact shoot in your backyard

[@o3emma3o25]

Local Trash Can Same

[@o3emma3o25]

I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR USER NAME.... YOU ARE A LOCAL TRASH CAN

[@miriamvelazquez8327]

omg i hear gunshots all the time here damn

[@jordynf6219]

Miriam Velazquez I live in Georgia but same

[@datcog1688]

Local Trash Can I’m also from NC

[@Haleyangelo]

It's the sims in Dil's town asking if they are under mind control.

[@ShadoeLandman]

Random Sim: I don't believe we are *suddenly starts dancing uncontrollably*

[@MiasMusings]

not all catpeople hate dogs

[@miniblue2118]

Mirjam van den Hoorn agreed

[@tabbyteacat]

Mirjam van den Hoorn I also asume that some cat people can't take a joke. (btw i am a cat person)

[@MiasMusings]

oh no pls dont take me seriously i was joking

[@artcartcat5620]

Mirjam van den Hoorn I'm a cat person, but I have a dog and some cats.

[@itsjustyorkie6949]

Mirjam van den Hoorn i actually hate both (please don't attack me)

[@emilygordon3608]

I think Bigfoot is dan wearing a hair suit

[@whalesinlamentation5351]

The furry is bac

[@chaoticgoodgh0st286]

'Are there any good viruses' 2020: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN. 😿

[@caitlyndelaney1306]

wow i love dan and ph- see what i did there

[@samanthah.1649]

Caitlyn Delaney get out

[@tanya3615]

wait what

[@tanya3615]

wait explain

[@annaelise4792]

This is driving me crazy I'm so confused

[@alyssagrace1612]

someone explain

[@fizzymelt]

what if rocks were really squishy but whenever we touch them they tense up

[@genehubbard7515]

Oh my god.... 😱

[@sarahfuller1239]

James Leo Oliver Omg! 😫

[@spoonsandlocks]

This. I love this.

[@rashotcake6945]

James Leo Oliver HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@hannah0192]

this makes me so frustrated 😂

[@sebastianandersson554]

There should now be a sign outside every synagogue saying "Jews - we're more popular than Star Wars!"

[@kaitlynmrie]

this was exactly one year ago ahhhh

[@Lisa-jr9vz]

why is it a thing, that i recognize when dan gets a new shirt but don't remember a fucking thing for my exams? priorities much ~

[@victoriahoughton2596]

Lisa F relatable sm!

[@mmna5245]

Lisa F samee

[@izzyhol]

me

[@scremmy_draws]

same

[@shaesamson598]

Lisa F I know all of the words to the internet is here and dans diss track but not the formula for photosynthesis

[@isabellamacy7316]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A DAN VS PHIL

[@alisterrotted]

the close captions are my favorite thing, especially phil's *adorable laughter*

[@RomikaTaher]

5:04 *the process of the lady door*

[@annemcrowell]

Phil's commitment to maintaining the magic of Christmas is truly commendable.

[@Terrobility]

It's not magic... it's the massive success of Coca Cola's marketing plan (they invented Santa)

[@Microlux]

Terrobility Coca Cola didn't invent santa they popularized it

[@ShainaLarissaXO]

"Can I shoot in my backyard in North Carolina?" That's it. You've summed up my home state and the people that inhabit it. Lmao

[@literalphantrash2360]

ShainaLarissaXO aye fam (I'm in sc but close enough)

[@heatherdanford6556]

ShainaLarissaXO ayeeeee NC peeps

[@lena8260]

ShainaLarissaXO I'm starting to think I am the only person in Nc who prefers to NOT hunt and kill things

[@walnut_-rl1ym]

Haha I'm from Sc

[@literalphantrash2360]

Twenty Øne Killjoys Phanicking at the Disco aye sc fam

[@leewalden3061]

“You think people can spell diarrhea?” No, Dan.

[@Berbel00]

The virus question definitely triggered me here in 2020

[@imnotnyoom9317]

"If you eat more than two grapes in a day, you will die." I HAVE DEFIED DEATH BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

[@jay-vd4yj]

I'm Not Nyoom my sisters have too

[@endlessconfusion6751]

I'm Not Nyoom I love grapes and I almost eat the whole bag and I'm still alive

[@oliviadolphinnewlands4710]

I'm Not you and I have lots of grapes and I'm 9 years old

[@sinaialanis1920]

I'm Not Nylon

[@felicia9199]

... I ate 20 grapes....

[@allybee_]

I guess that elephant... eleCANT

[@extraterr-x-trial5177]

HA HA

[@idbbb]

Missy Mittens BADUM TSSHHH

[@whoever7154]

...

[@user-lg7vl3rn5v]

irrelephant

[@jemmatooley7095]

danisameme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heyitsmxrs]

game: "can I shoot in my backyard in nc" dan: "that's so north carolina" me: "thank." at least in a way, he noticed me.😂

[@kaitlinwiebe6926]

"Are there any good viruses?" Heh.

[@alexajohnson3428]

Shane Dawson should do a video on Phil's elephant conspiracy theory😂

[@mrpoopybuthole6885]

Alexa Johnson yaaaaasssss

[@nvmindem]

Alexa Johnson let's spam him with the theory until he makes a video about it

[@christinacharalambous3333]

Alexa Johnson Hey what's up you guys

[@alexajohnson3428]

space worm yes

[@negligible_reality]

oof, this did not age well lol

[@alicel3179]

Phil is such a pure and adorable human being

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

Alice L agreed

[@luvpixxie]

The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV hey there how you doing were you injured when you were thrown

[@yaibts2529]

im done w this fandom

[@vspapprika2121]

Username 🙏

[@luversavenuex]

The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV I swear I see you everywhere

[@sarcasticshinigami2934]

"Are there any good viruses" rewatching this on the first day of 2021 kinda hits

[@pluto4234]

Hi, im a bored teenager. Before you go, why is grass green?

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

xx_jesssibean_xx because death is inevitable and green is the colour of poison so it’s really just an omen of death and pain and you cannot escape it.

[@ro-is7og]

Milena Haese probably

[@ronninator]

Because of a biological pigment called chlorophyll

[@emmacovington4327]

Because the light from the sun gets reflected off it exempt for yellow and blue creating the color known as green Sorry

[@nualahalpin6119]

Chlorophyll I think

[@meh3532]

It's so simple Dan, Phil; rocks are just in a constant state of having an extisental crisis, that's why they don't move.

[@yukiheymer7837]

Shadow Calaster No they don't move because someone is looking at them and they haven't finished reparing themselves yet...................

[@meh3532]

Yuki Heymer That is beautiful. 😂

[@caladriius.]

Shadow Calaster so i guess i'm a rock lmao

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

Shadow Calaster so Dan's a rock

[@inactive5265]

So..I'm a rock

[@hwani3037]

My headphones broke yesterday and for some reason chose to watch a video with Daniel Howell in it in a room with my Father. The volume is quite high an- "hELP MY PENIS" at that moment, me and my father made eye contact. I was doomed

[@isabelah3023]

NOOooOO XD. I'm legitimately concerned...

[@dina-lu8qb]

RIP u will be missed

[@strawberry9192]

Dina "When you gooo! Just know that we will remember your name!"

[@strawberry9192]

Dina It's not a fashion statement it's a fucking death wish by My Chemical Romance

[@strawberry9192]

Dina anything for a fellow phandom member

[@maritmaite4064]

"Eat 2 grapes a day and you will die" Me: Spits out 3rd grape i've had today-

[@psych-adele445]

Will dan kill me if I said I have googled if cats are better than dogs?

[@Sophs06]

I love cats sm! Dogs are cute but also kinda stinky lmao

[@number1kuromistan651]

"Is Africa... a country???" *Silently laughing and crying at the same time*

[@catherineaniezue2395]

xX Ledgendgurl Xx I just wowed so hard while rolling my eyes into my head at that one. Speaking as an African.

[@ronnie3235]

xX Ledgendgurl Xx I love your profile picture, so cute

[@number1kuromistan651]

Llama Girl Thanks, its my cat! Lol

[@rubyorourke7988]

it is a country

[@rosyjupiter]

RubyCanFly Africa is a continent...

[@darkcrystamite8647]

"They wanna go kill an owl. Don't kill an owl." -Phil lester 2017

[@darkcrystamite8647]

This is why I love him so much

[@aubrism]

People don't do it cuz they have to go down the Owl Slide

[@lilypaigeham]

DarkCrystamite Same.

[@inesmartins7570]

DarkCrystamite he should have said that to the death eater who killed hedwig

[@kiraisamess]

i can only imagine dan and phil’s reactions when they find out that a peanut isn’t actually a nut

[@EdibleWallpaper]

Fun fact: peanuts are *NOT* nuts. They're *BEANS* :)

[@elohdee1346]

Phil: I am the king of this game the Phandom: You are the king in general Phil

[@bad_steel9636]

LODisamazing And Dan is the meme queen

[@iridiscencia5390]

if u put on subtitles it says "and take that gay" i'm deleting myself sorry

[@TiffanyRae]

Am I the only one that noticed Phil's hair? His ginger is showing! I'm dead!

[@danaalsayed3219]

totallynotawkward jay haglund I see it too!

[@darbys8396]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away Three grapes a day and you will have immediate death

[@ithinkimremus3707]

"Santa is Avril Lavigne's clone" Mate if that were true my young oblivious lesbian butt would've tried a lot harder to stay up and see Santa

[@piper2658]

Dan seems slightly more existential then usual. You good fam?

[@colemangraham3522]

Precious Phil trying to protect the childrens' innocence

[@alessiavenaruzzospataro7222]

I was desperately hunting in the comment section, searching in despair if someone said anything about it yet, until I found you. I'm not disappointed

[@erinbrown6776]

Coleman Graham what innocence

[@lpuik]

God I miss them so much it's unreal

[@alyssa-vj7se]

this nostalgia hurts

[@idbbb]

Phil trying to protect childhoods and freaking out when Dan was about to reveal the truth ab Santa (obviously Avril Lavigne's clone, duh) AND his owl comment are gold

[@endofinfinity4131]

A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK AS A GINGER.

[@number.1epiccforniter]

I want Phil to be a ginger again

[@beamoflight4610]

I JUST NOTICED THAT OMG

[@jiannypeacenlove]

nooo i love my black hair bbby and plus dan looks good with light hair

[@six______]

TheAquaDragon that no one even asked for but fangirls linger!

[@nuggetisinkindergarten7678]

Mechanical Sam So prepare for screaming, PhanGirls are amazing

[@Emma-wm9jg]

*PEANUTS👏 ARE👏 LEGUMES*

[@ashes6924]

watching, "are there any good viruses" in 2021 😬

[@alessajxra2903]

"that's my choice just select it!" me at my parents

[@CreativityPoetry]

Most definitely a sad person googling for help

[@lithan6654]

me

[@savannahhintz7284]

"Adorable intro starts" had me awwing

[@lentebrinksma5605]

Turn on subtitles you'll thank me later

[@riotgrrl453]

Why?

[@sky-_-3905]

Lente Brinksma I always have my subtitles on when watching a dan and/or phil video. 😏

[@jillianbutner6237]

Buggy And Everdeen The United Nations one is the funny one

[@justanotherviewer3686]

(Lente Brinksma) Thank you! This is amazing!

[@leapal3170]

god bless my child

[@joerizosorio3682]

dan: Are rocks alive?!!!! me: *plays in my mind* we...are the crystal gems! we'll always save the day---

[@nevaeh4173]

Joeriz Osorio NAMANAKSNSBNS SVWOQOQBWJWOAN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THIS

[@TurtleScribbles]

Save the way? Find a day??

[@DedicateMcCurds]

"Is my mind being controlled?" DIL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@zombi3pony]

Fire does all the "functions" a living thing does, but it's not alive because it is only a chemical reaction. Once certain elements or chemicals are removed, it's gone.

[@alexzholmgren1664]

Dan and Phil joke about conspiracy theorists. Shane Dawson (a conspiracy theorist jokes about Dan and Phil. Coincidence? I think NOT

[@reethegirl7822]

*secretly hoping for a secret collab since phil is in LA*

[@uptownfrank9]

what a great conspiracy theory

[@ithinkimremus3707]

"Stop with the conspiracy theories" "I'M JUST SAYING MAN MAYBE THE BEES ARE WORKING FOR HITLER"

[@shinisnotonfire]

okay he joked about them? i need context??

[@louisethebee]

reyna michaelis same though