ARE GAMERS NERDS? - Google Autocomplete Game!

[@kimbeeee]

*phil trying to defend santa is the cutest thing i've ever seen ngl*

[@kayla8566]

phil was so cute in this video with the santa thing and then the "bees are important and i know why" part it was so adorable

[@acookie7548]

profile picture checks out

[@lilyelizabeth7440]

ARMYYY💜💜

[@olivia8219]

Fun facts for friends: Barns are red because back in the olden days, red was the cheapest paint color. This is also why old school houses are painted red.

[@beckbennett1461]

Olivia and fire trucks

[@olivia8219]

YES! I dunno why I think that's so cool, but I do, lol. Fun facts with friends!

[@denialhowell4250]

the more ya know

[@aishumenon278]

really? I had no idea.... I thought it was simply because it would stand out

[@madelynebert8423]

Actually it was because of the seal that they would paint on the barn had so many different things including rust in it that it would tent the seal red therefore making the barn red.

[@berrykris]

at some points they're too quiet, so i decided to turn up the volume on my headphones... MISTAKE!!! BAD MISTAKE!

[@berrykris]

dan is just so loud ughsndkekeb

[@teanashookson3638]

kristinaaa RIP ya ear holes

[@kitkatrebel1123]

R.I.P your eardrums. I am sorry for your loss.

[@areyoumarriedtothemusic5935]

H E L P M Y P E N I S

[@macm.3889]

We have all made this mistake. My condolences.

[@cherrybloomzz]

Phil thats not bigfoot, thats Hagrid

[@emmacovington4327]

YAAAASSSSSSS HARRY POTTER!!!

[@kelseyhunter5560]

Kate H tea came out of my nose when I read that

[@eboniewilden6636]

holy schist! I laughed way too hard at that!

[@willoweyes7694]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Vampibuff]

YES THANK U KATE H HARRY POTTERRRRRRRR!!!!!

[@rowanarmit3697]

if you had a pendant necklace, and put a photo of yourself in it....... I guess you could say you were: *independant*

[@anafreitag1720]

Kneeslapper

[@ivoryy.]

Mountain Ash help

[@MiniMeags]

Roflmfao

[@Jessy7Rio]

Go home.

[@WillowWishingDraws]

+Mountain Ash I love you! XD

[@maryjuliamorzenti469]

is this the real life is this fabric softener

[@mikuhatsune1189]

MaryJulia Morzenti caught in a landsli-

[@jeremy-fc9cc]

caught on a clothes line-

[@evelynd6138]

andPEGGY no escape from the laundry-

[@jaya9298]

why must we do this.

[@autumnsky5268]

open your washing machine

[@Kalifornia72]

Phil looks really good in this video. Actually dan does too. Huh. Well, this just in: attractive people continue to be attractive.

[@bandit24k]

sofapillow when do they not?

[@timmyt4207]

stoneisaperson so true

[@aibunniii]

sofapillow ya they so cute!

[@ranya3905]

sofapillow they always look hot as fuck.

[@victoriar9975]

sofapillow True

[@_paleo.figs_5881]

"Are rocks alllliiiiiVVVEEEE!?!?!?!?!?" R.I.P my ears

[@elizaholland7936]

Greengiraffes 128 you write this out so well. I could hear dan saying this as I read it 😂

[@lucybanks9904]

It is best on crash baniquit

[@jason007smith]

I read this while he said it lol

[@lorbaborb]

I die every time they look at each other and now I'm an extra concentrated ghost

[@esorzil3896]

" is this fabric softener" "nO THIS IS PATRICK"

[@jackmoffat7417]

This needs more likes.

[@jackmoffat7417]

(I'm not a Krusty Krab)

[@parkchanyeol9955]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breath 😂😂😂😂

[@corinnaslay]

kindaphantastic I'm the 666th liker. Goodbye.

[@A-_-A.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katemccune3479]

dan: men being unable to - phil: do things dan: - finish a lady's phil: STOP IT dan: process phil: *objecting noise*

[@kimfromwonderland4019]

someone found the censored thing

[@oliviadolphinnewlands4710]

Kate McCune I hate you

[@oliviadolphinnewlands4710]

Kate McCune 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😤😤

[@effervescentsloth5132]

The captions during that point are great.

[@danaela8618]

Can you guys tell me why you hate kate 😓 because i don't get it 😳😒

[@tarrierevenant7938]

“I have a tumblr, I’m a blogger, I’m basically news” “A lady’s process.” “PrOcEsS?” “I WAS CENSORING IT.” “As if there’s more people searching for hockey than cats and crying and pooping” Santadela effect “But I wanted to talk about genetically modified things.” “Well, let’s not do that today.”

[@endofinfinity4131]

"Help my penis!" - Daniel Howell 2k17.

[@sijoule965]

TheAquaDragon I think Phil can help him

[@endofinfinity4131]

Joltz and Joulery *eyelashes sweat profusely*

[@willneismydad2327]

TheAquaDragon That should be a meme

[@endofinfinity4131]

Joseph C It probably already is knowing the phandom 😂

[@len3939]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS ACTUALLY A BUNCH OF BABY INCEST ELEPHANTS

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

len This comment is hilarious

[@artemismoon7065]

This is beautifully worded XDDDD

[@Pariperi]

len 😁😂😀... but it should be incestuous*...

[@Maialeen]

Just the fact that he thinks people IN FREAKING SCOTLAND wouldn't notice a bunch of elephants running around is so funny to me.

[@caitlinsyme3446]

Maialeen That's so true. I'm Scottish!

[@adrianacabrera1033]

I bet the majority of this stuff is honestly just what Phil searches for at 3 am

[@illegallyginger3071]

Adriana Cabrera agreed

[@tinywhale1836]

Adriana Cabrera yeah...😄

[@averyjohnson1752]

Can dan please have a relaxing podcast talking about everything being alive

[@vp3841]

Nah, he gon scream in the middle of it anyway 🤷

[@ak7845]

No

[@kousheesuman1719]

@@vp3841 ... give him a podcast

[@Avery.berryy]

Well..

[@caseywilliams5811]

Download stereo and follow Dan and Phil. They stream every Tuesday and Thursday at 9pm UK time

[@brooke8766]

Are your parents Santa? Because you're a gift.

[@Mia-uz1lz]

Brooke aww

[@buckeye5502]

Yes. Santa isn't real.

[@arwen8214]

Brooke thanks 😂

[@endofinfinity4131]

Note to Phil Lester.

[@arianapotatofall5628]

Brooke this is truly dedicated to Phil

[@aurorajs4278]

"You can watch Star Trek and respect women" A quote to live by

[@ModernClairvoyant]

Phil about to cover dans mouth bc he doesn't want little kids to think santa isn't real is my aesthetic

[@dead4120]

MelinaOk shhhh....he's real

[@mariaslm8]

MelinaOk IKR

[@quinn6815]

MelinaOk HE IS REAL DONT RUIN IT

[@ashisreallytired9006]

MelinaOk ikr XD

[@EmiliebEmilie]

santa isn't real!?

[@seenpluto9690]

I LOVE PHIL BEING MAD ABOUT THE SANTA THING OML

[@Katie-sr8yn]

Phil's Loch Ness theory is the most creative thing I've ever heard

[@Haleyangelo]

It's the sims in Dil's town asking if they are under mind control.

[@ShadoeLandman]

Random Sim: I don't believe we are *suddenly starts dancing uncontrollably*

[@livinlikeamy1487]

Rocks are alive, Have you ever heard of Dwayne Johnson

[@Chloe-rs1er]

Amy M Ayyyyyyy

[@Mushroom-rz6cn]

Amy M **slow claps**

[@mistykat3137]

Amy M I

[@ferardislife8858]

Amy M lol same

[@iris3804]

Amy M LOL

[@vampirepunk9479]

"why are white? I don't know phil why are you alive?" ~Dan Howell 2017

[@annemcrowell]

Phil's commitment to maintaining the magic of Christmas is truly commendable.

[@Terrobility]

It's not magic... it's the massive success of Coca Cola's marketing plan (they invented Santa)

[@Microlux]

Terrobility Coca Cola didn't invent santa they popularized it

[@meh3532]

It's so simple Dan, Phil; rocks are just in a constant state of having an extisental crisis, that's why they don't move.

[@yukiheymer7837]

Shadow Calaster No they don't move because someone is looking at them and they haven't finished reparing themselves yet...................

[@meh3532]

Yuki Heymer That is beautiful. 😂

[@caladriius.]

Shadow Calaster so i guess i'm a rock lmao

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

Shadow Calaster so Dan's a rock

[@inactive5265]

So..I'm a rock

[@s-kaye-h6583]

"Are rocks alive?" Me: DONT BLINK DONT TURN YOUR BACK DONT LOOK AWAY AND DONT BLINK

[@mothmansleftwing]

Sydney Hartstein OH MY GOD I FOUND A FELLOW WHOVIAN!!!

[@caitlinhall3988]

They're fast Faster than you can believe

[@eleanor3604]

HOLY GUACAMOLE THIS WAS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR AJSKIFKSPCIV

[@momowinchester409]

O my gosh I found a Whovian and a part of a Phandom! All my dreams are alive!

[@alphabetsoup4]

BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD.

[@crimsoznt]

"are there any good viruses" me: **side eyes the empty toiletry shelves** everyone: **is basically on house arrest thanks to the corona virus** *Idk you tell me*

[@rebeccastewen3637]

I had to think of it too 😆

[@pareidolist]

COVID rating: ★★☆☆☆

[@xx_hellonearth1391]

and now there’s the new delta wave coming around soooo

[@crimsoznt]

@@xx_hellonearth1391 wooooo /s

[@isabelrr1209]

adding on just to mention bout the new Omicron wave 💀

[@haleyinthestorm6153]

I don't believe in big foot because big foot never believed in me

[@haleyinthestorm6153]

at my dance recitals, there would always be that one empty seat

[@alainasmith9368]

HaleyInTheStorm WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY

[@FriccOnSticc]

But I never even knew you until now....

[@elizabethheriz5720]

wow then you must not believe in a lot of people

[@atlanticstyles]

Why was the first thing that popped in my head ‘Bigfoot is love, Bigfoot is life’

[@amarachiibanga4886]

Current aesthetic: Camera zooming in on Dan Howell while he rants about the existence of plants

[@number.1epiccforniter]

Daniel*

[@danielfaust3364]

@phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie we can call him dan if we want he said we can

[@annacasey6468]

Love the name by the way

[@phanicatthefallingoutwattp617]

phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie SPNPSNSPNSPSNSPNSPSN

[@lewlavabra6811]

SPN FAM

[@haylierankin2094]

"If you have more than two grapes a day you will *DIE*" **eats two bags of grapes** SET ME FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@benjaminjr.fontanilla8598]

your username gives me a reason to lit

[@benjaminjr.fontanilla8598]

live** omg no

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

OK BUT I SANG THAT IN TYLERS VOICE FROM THE JUDGE WHY

[@floafy567]

@@user-pe8uk4mi8y Don't worry I did to

[@emjay600]

Honestly same

[@cassidy3250]

IM FROM NORTH CAROLINA also you can in fact shoot in your backyard

[@o3emma3o25]

Local Trash Can Same

[@o3emma3o25]

I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR USER NAME.... YOU ARE A LOCAL TRASH CAN

[@miriamvelazquez8327]

omg i hear gunshots all the time here damn

[@jordynf6219]

Miriam Velazquez I live in Georgia but same

[@datcog1688]

Local Trash Can I’m also from NC

[@emmacayson8927]

i have two words.... yoga challenge please im begging. i would die

[@mimuspolyglottos7186]

*tyler joseph inhale

[@roseloopy]

Mimus Polyglottos *BOI*

[@wolfieofthepink8710]

Mimus Polyglottos 😂😂

[@__-mp5sj]

Or the chapstick challenge with each other would also be great

[@yeet7120]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@Lisa-jr9vz]

why is it a thing, that i recognize when dan gets a new shirt but don't remember a fucking thing for my exams? priorities much ~

[@victoriahoughton2596]

Lisa F relatable sm!

[@mmna5245]

Lisa F samee

[@izzyhol]

me

[@scremmy_draws]

same

[@shaesamson598]

Lisa F I know all of the words to the internet is here and dans diss track but not the formula for photosynthesis

[@magicunicorneatssouls]

Did anyone see a little ginger in Phil's hair on the side?

[@morena9900]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes adorable

[@BingBong-gt6oh]

Phil's also growing a mustache

[@michellehorstman8888]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@Becausebooks1234]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls it's so beautiful💛

[@breezyheartz3204]

magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes omg

[@urmomspeen7061]

Is it just me or when Phil described Bigfoot it also described my dad?

[@juliahager6678]

Janey Seals omg

[@dull_demon4717]

Janey Seals is your dad taller then Dan & phil?

[@user-pe8uk4mi8y]

OH MY LORD DRAGGEDDDD

[@anonjfjf9123]

What is a "dad"?

[@allenmunn1]

me to

[@isabellamacy7316]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A DAN VS PHIL

[@sunshinespidey4001]

I am not surprised that "Is Africa a country?" on there because the media (especially movies) basically portrays it as a country all the time. - An unhappy South African

[@absoluteunit240]

Santhuri Badal lol I don't even live in Africa and it gets on my nerves

[@alicel3179]

Phil is such a pure and adorable human being

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

Alice L agreed

[@luvpixxie]

The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV hey there how you doing were you injured when you were thrown

[@yaibts2529]

im done w this fandom

[@vspapprika2121]

Username 🙏

[@luversavenuex]

The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV I swear I see you everywhere

[@sebastianandersson554]

There should now be a sign outside every synagogue saying "Jews - we're more popular than Star Wars!"

[@endofinfinity4131]

A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK AS A GINGER.

[@number.1epiccforniter]

I want Phil to be a ginger again

[@beamoflight4610]

I JUST NOTICED THAT OMG

[@jiannypeacenlove]

nooo i love my black hair bbby and plus dan looks good with light hair

[@eatdetergent]

TheAquaDragon that no one even asked for but fangirls linger!

[@nuggetisinkindergarten7678]

Mechanical Sam So prepare for screaming, PhanGirls are amazing

[@324173467]

PLEASE DO THE POTTERMORE SORTING HAT QUIZ

[@d0ede3r36]

tamar yaron trying to get this comment above because THEY NEED

[@dearestdalya8562]

Phil is a Hufflepuff, and I think dan has said he's a Gryffindor (despite the fact that the phandom puts him in Slytherin) BUT YES THEY SHOULD DO IT

[@hanakom5055]

tamar yaron I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW KARMA

[@verylonelytrashcan6884]

tamar yaron PLEASE OMG

[@emilyjfreer2895]

CosmicDalya I think phill is hufflepuff and dan is ravenclaw it's a good contrast

[@emilylockiz5564]

Are gamers good in bed? Because baby I play a lot of League of Legends, I have hand cramps but good reactions. 😂😂😂 -Dan Howell 2K17

[@Kawaiitrashcan]

Emily Lockiz What was with Dan and League this video?! hahahaha

[@ivoryy.]

Emily Lockiz Omg ;-; I appreciate his love for chatup lines

[@philtrash2890]

Emily Lockiz is it the TheLegend27

[@xXSillyGooseXx]

8:41 Google predicted Lil Nas X

[@ryancarlson9715]

Fire is not alive. It follows every rule, except it doesn't have a complicated chemistry in it's organism. Animals and plants do.

[@ryancarlson9715]

Sorry to crush your dreams Phil.

[@softly3359]

They also aren't made of cells

[@ppdestroyer9794]

Fire can't excrete, reproduce, move, breath, feel things and absorb nutrients. Fire is NAYHT alive

[@Lulywulsin]

LightningSpeed4 aha but they 'excrete ' smoke, spreads or 'reproduce ' flicker and 'move'. And takes in fuel. Naa I'm joking it's not alive

[@tyliesheffield2353]

Ryan Carlson yup and it doesn't have eukaryotic cells

[@briellewhalen]

I googled "why ca" And why caillou has no hair came up 😂😂

[@roselalonde5046]

Brielle Whalen one of life’s mysteries

[@mailekeech7595]

Theory: right after Tyler Joseph filmed the car radio music video he decided he wanted a tv show........

[@yeevee_]

Tbh tho, that’s a question everyone has asked themselves

[@alexspain7219]

Maile Keech lmao

[@Shayhammowolf]

My theory is that he has cancer.

[@joerizosorio3682]

dan: Are rocks alive?!!!! me: *plays in my mind* we...are the crystal gems! we'll always save the day---

[@nevaeh4173]

Joeriz Osorio NAMANAKSNSBNS SVWOQOQBWJWOAN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THIS

[@TurtleScribbles]

Save the way? Find a day??

[@laurenfelss6273]

the "are your parents beavers cause damn" actually made me laugh out loud so much and I have no idea why because I never laugh out loud at KZbin videos😂I'm so immature

[@CreativityPoetry]

Most definitely a sad person googling for help

[@lithan6654]

me

[@luberry7083]

Hundreds of years ago, many farmers would seal their barns with linseed oil, which is an orange-colored oil derived from the seeds of the flax plant. To this oil, they would add a variety of things, most often milk and lime, but also ferrous oxide, or rust. ... It turned the mixture red in color.

[@STELLA-hv9pk]

Luberry I was searching through the comments specifically for this comment, thank you!

[@c.apr.i]

were you the person that googled about the barn

[@imnotnyoom9317]

"If you eat more than two grapes in a day, you will die." I HAVE DEFIED DEATH BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

[@jay-vd4yj]

I'm Not Nyoom my sisters have too

[@endlessconfusion6751]

I'm Not Nyoom I love grapes and I almost eat the whole bag and I'm still alive

[@oliviadolphinnewlands4710]

I'm Not you and I have lots of grapes and I'm 9 years old

[@sinaialanis1920]

I'm Not Nylon

[@felicia9199]

... I ate 20 grapes....

[@dragoncannon]

A fire does not consist of one or more cells, therefore it is not a living thing.

[@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403]

Synesthesia WHAT ELSE WOULD FIRE CONSIST OF!?!?!?

[@jadetrolland8095]

@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 it's literally just energy and atoms. Cells are a different thing

[@jadetrolland8095]

I was looking for this comment. I needed someone to know that

[@themarvelousmikey3512]

THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS. I was so frustrated when everyone said that fire was alive

[@dragoncannon]

@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 ... It's a chemical reaction when something combines with oxygen? High school chemistry.

[@piper2658]

Dan seems slightly more existential then usual. You good fam?

[@hwani3037]

My headphones broke yesterday and for some reason chose to watch a video with Daniel Howell in it in a room with my Father. The volume is quite high an- "hELP MY PENIS" at that moment, me and my father made eye contact. I was doomed

[@isabelah3023]

NOOooOO XD. I'm legitimately concerned...

[@dina-lu8qb]

RIP u will be missed

[@strawberry9192]

Dina "When you gooo! Just know that we will remember your name!"

[@strawberry9192]

Dina It's not a fashion statement it's a fucking death wish by My Chemical Romance

[@strawberry9192]

Dina anything for a fellow phandom member

[@beavis4664]

"more than two grapes in a day you will DIE" eats three grapes

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

what do eats *1,000,00 grapes*

[@sakurazart4466]

once when i was little i spelled out my name in grapes and ate them all

[@amitakaur7581]

what do I eat the whole tub

[@katehowlter2437]

what do WUT! welp, I guess I'm already dead I just haven't realize it yet ;-;

[@emancipatellamas348]

Hello fellow lizard >__>

[@pertinentpostmortem]

"I saw the bells and heard the sleigh..." -Phil Lester.

[@idbbb]

Phil trying to protect childhoods and freaking out when Dan was about to reveal the truth ab Santa (obviously Avril Lavigne's clone, duh) AND his owl comment are gold

[@WillMcPhersonMusic]

Why cant i cry Because I'm crafting

[@madelynlucente]

Will McPherson I love you 😂

[@tinyicedlatte]

Will McPherson ayeeee

[@amy7163]

Will McPherson I hate you

[@lanabanana424]

Rocks are alive, I have one as a pet, her name is Susan 3

[@sky-_-3905]

Lana Nosalek the best name ever. I’m naming my next frog Susan 73.

[@emotrashxan__5110]

What happened to 1 and 2

[@alexspain7219]

Elizabeth Jones that's what I was going to ask. It remains a mystery

[@abrilmayer1778]

the pink panther had a rock as a pet

[@AravaxElvor]

Oooookkkkkk

[@japbstudios]

14:55 Peanuts are not nuts they are legumes, strawberries are not berries, a banna is a berry, cucumber and tomato are fruit, carots along with potatoes are roots.

[@elohdee1346]

Phil: I am the king of this game the Phandom: You are the king in general Phil

[@bad_steel9636]

LODisamazing And Dan is the meme queen

[@iridiscencia5390]

if u put on subtitles it says "and take that gay" i'm deleting myself sorry

[@TiffanyRae]

Am I the only one that noticed Phil's hair? His ginger is showing! I'm dead!

[@danaalsayed3219]

totallynotawkward jay haglund I see it too!

[@lovelle6015]

Last time i was this early Daniel was still Dani Snot On Fire

[@cait9275]

Twenty One Phanics! At The Disco VERY ORIGINAL

[@Lumoskor]

Same tho lol

[@hannahlouise4746]

One ace name, two that is disrespecting his former name

[@evangeline273]

Twenty One Phanics! At The Disco ur profile username is gr8 and lit

[@emmasmith4371]

Twenty One Phanics! At The Disco HAH

[@smallballadeer]

Dan: Says Asexual Me: I’m here, where’s the acceptance club

[@dasha_ucko]

Here! Plus Dan has actually acknowledged asexuality several times, even before he himself came out, which just makes me (an aro-ace person) very happy.

[@hateunconditional9317]

daniel: guns r bad me: daniel you're doing great sweetie

[@hateunconditional9317]

ALSO daniel: and respect *ALL* genders me: D A N I E L Y O U ' R E D O I N G G R E A T S W E E T I E

[@_spt-warwolf_4575]

Cain killed Abel with a rock. Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

[@hateunconditional9317]

Blitz_ Lightning_ ok but..people kill people..with guns

[@mousey3835]

young and menace SwEeTiE

[@_spt-warwolf_4575]

My point is even if people got rid of guns, violence won't stop

[@robyn656]

I'm really curious to what it said in the censored part

[@devanrozz]

ive played this before and im pretty sure its "make me cum"

[@Izzy-mz2zm]

It was "Come inside me"

[@zolengeb.7629]

"make me cum" it was either that or "come inside me" but Dan said "finish a lady's process" so...

[@undeadocramftw7805]

Prob make me orgasm

[@wolfkid-ps9zf]

Pharmaceutical Potatoes I

[@dahliazaat9412]

I am a bored teenage grandpa conspiracy theorist

[@nournope89]

Go Away Are you also a vampire? If not please teach me the ways of being teenage and a grandpa ~if you're a vampire teach me your ways anyway~

[@rachaelpoole2267]

Well If you are a vampire at least we know vampires will never hurt you (thanks MCR) *cries in emo*

[@madiiid7249]

rachael poole i’m not okay

[@rachaelpoole2267]

Lisa Marie neither am I

[@phoenixoof6704]

Aren’t we all

[@kanokekage8664]

Science class with Dan is more helpful than my biology class

[@ShainaLarissaXO]

"Can I shoot in my backyard in North Carolina?" That's it. You've summed up my home state and the people that inhabit it. Lmao

[@literalphantrash2360]

ShainaLarissaXO aye fam (I'm in sc but close enough)

[@heatherdanford6556]

ShainaLarissaXO ayeeeee NC peeps

[@lena8260]

ShainaLarissaXO I'm starting to think I am the only person in Nc who prefers to NOT hunt and kill things

[@walnut_-rl1ym]

Haha I'm from Sc

[@literalphantrash2360]

Twenty Øne Killjoys Phanicking at the Disco aye sc fam

[@izzzywheeler]

Is Bigfoot real? Me: the answer will remain UNSOLVED

[@selenerhodes7459]

izzythedoodler 😂😂😂

[@randomperson9864]

izzythedoodler HA!!!!!I LOVE BUZZFEEDS UNSOLVED!

[@randomperson9864]

CHEERS TO RYAN AND SHANE!!!!

[@temporaryhamlet]

izzythedoodler *inserts X-Files theme here*

[@nightowlara3251]

*insert Gravity Falls theme song* i'll get out

[@vin2164]

Fun fact: Peanuts aren't nuts because they have pods and are classified as legumes. Peanuts actually grow underground.

[@s7k.e]

but they are also called *_"groundnuts"_*

[@Karma-vy9rj]

Which Cat omg wig

[@krystsource8473]

Which Cat, are you bull-shitting me?

[@jeremy-fc9cc]

ex-fucking-scuse me

[@braincabbage]

And what else are legumes? PEAS!!!!! Drama.

[@marshcxltt2306]

phil trying to save young kid's innocence about santa is my aesthetic omg 💛

[@d.k.6015]

I was eating grapes man...

[@rubyreal3654]

Fun fact: a Peanut is in fact not a nut, but a legume

[@Shauna-uj7ki]

Not exactly fun... but it answered the question...

[@phoenixpurpleblark9912]

YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE

[@chromberries7329]

stop no please

[@char6518]

THAnk you that's been bothering me, I appreciate

[@cbx1804]

super *random*

[@alexajohnson3428]

Shane Dawson should do a video on Phil's elephant conspiracy theory😂

[@mrpoopybuthole6885]

Alexa Johnson yaaaaasssss

[@nvmindem]

Alexa Johnson let's spam him with the theory until he makes a video about it

[@christinacharalambous3333]

Alexa Johnson Hey what's up you guys

[@alexajohnson3428]

space worm yes

[@negligible_reality]

oof, this did not age well lol

[@theau.1536]

dan: if you have more than 2 grapes in a day, you will die me: *eating an entire box of grapes while watching this video* oh no

[@RobynBobbin3]

Same! I've been dead for a while now because of the grapes.

[@ithinkimremus3707]

@@RobynBobbin3 I did not think this comment could get better

[@pareidolist]

RIP Thea U.

[@allybee_]

I guess that elephant... eleCANT

[@extraterr-x-trial5177]

HA HA

[@idbbb]

Missy Mittens BADUM TSSHHH

[@whoever7154]

...

[@user-lg7vl3rn5v]

irrelephant

[@jemmatooley7095]

danisameme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreamer2298]

As a Biology major, Dan's concept of life hurt me deeply

[@saminaakhter7230]

Dreamer same tbh

[@jordynf6219]

Care to explain?

[@saminaakhter7230]

Jordyn F There are certain criteria for being classified as living. 1. Growth 2. Reproduction 3. Metabolism 4. Consciousness etc Some of these are obligatory for being living, some can be found in inanimate objects eg external accumulation of mass (synonymous to growth) or the fact that drones/sterile humans don't reproduce but are living.

[@marianamauricio]

Phil is a 30 year old man that says santa is real in case any young people are watching *he is so pure*

[@sandiecourtney]

Mariana Maurício lol 😂

[@d3bun]

when dan cracked his knuckles and phil screamed, that is me and my friend in a nutshell there XD

[@fizzymelt]

what if rocks were really squishy but whenever we touch them they tense up

[@genehubbard7515]

Oh my god.... 😱

[@sarahfuller1239]

James Leo Oliver Omg! 😫

[@spoonsandlocks]

This. I love this.

[@rashotcake6945]

James Leo Oliver HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@hannah0192]

this makes me so frustrated 😂

[@cinemagirlfriend]

Omg Phil's ginger hair is showing HOLY CRAP I'm blessed

[@katieweaver3810]

his hair color isn't natural?

[@anne_luz_ijzerman]

nope he's a ginger in disguise

[@birgithe4161]

WAIT WHAT

[@Kid-Tricky]

Sniffles Giggles IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[@brendafeicht516]

WAIT WHAT WHAT WHAT???

[@rachelkucera8492]

Dan: Hey Phil Phil: What? Dan: Conspiracy theory, i controlled your mind into saying that Phil: Stop

[@olliem.3012]

Most of this video is just Phil defending conspiracy theories (Santa, Bigfoot, the Lochness Monster, rocks, ghosts, etc.) and Dan shooting him down

[@negligible_reality]

dan being close minded about the existence of ghosts is hilarious to me, considering he's fully admitted that ghosts/demons are his worst fear

[@cosmicchimchim2142]

I have googled "Is my mind being controlled" before, I am a conspiracy theorist lmao

[@Alice-jd5pq]

White lighters are considered unlucky because a number of musicians have passed away whilst a white lighter has been in their pocket/on their possession

[@mia-yf8pz]

Alice yup, includes the 27 club👍 (thanks dumb school project for informing me on this and many more conspiracy theories)

[@Violetemaline]

This is not true at all if you actually did your research

[@sum4358]

Alice oh NICE profile picture A+

[@robyn1825]

IM USING WHITE LIGHTERS TO SEE WHATS IN FRONT OF ME

[@robyn1825]

I need to stop listening to the neighbourhood

[@user-spagetti]

dan is incomplete. . Phil is doing things that aren't complete. .. *insert lenny face*

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

Here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@idontneedausernamexd3204]

Aoibhe O'Donovan lol

[@user-spagetti]

Aoibhe O'Donovan thank you

[@yesyes7896]

@ pinof with the "DIP ME DIP ME I AM COMPLETE"

[@peepeerhi]

yES

[@remus4902]

1:49 PHIL IS MY MUM WHEN I DO THAT LMFAOO MY MUM ACTUALLY THREATENED TO 'BREAK MY FINGERS FOR ME' ONCE LMAO

[@alliemiller3824]

IS FABRIC SOFTENER REAL YETI TINFOIL HAT

[@eri6421]

When Dan and phill get in an literal fight on camera

[@phoenixpurpleblark9912]

Huh? When?

[@naokireign1430]

I'm not sure....

[@alessajxra2903]

"that's my choice just select it!" me at my parents

[@kelseybateman9298]

Instead of "White rhinos endangered", I read "White rhinos ermergawd" * facepalm *

[@erinturner9618]

I need a D&P podcast. I need to hear more of Phil's Bigfoot/Loch Ness Monster ramblings.

[@ali.overtake3489]

and dan explaining how rocks could be alive

[@DedicateMcCurds]

"Is my mind being controlled?" DIL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@darkcrystamite8647]

"They wanna go kill an owl. Don't kill an owl." -Phil lester 2017

[@darkcrystamite8647]

This is why I love him so much

[@aubrism]

People don't do it cuz they have to go down the Owl Slide

[@lilypaigeham]

DarkCrystamite Same.

[@inesmartins7570]

DarkCrystamite he should have said that to the death eater who killed hedwig

[@jasmineshovlin2776]

I can confirm as a resident of the year 2020, there are no good viruses.

[@morgan786]

Dan:"Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster phil?" Phil:"I think thats an elephant that escaped from the zoo!" He is too precious for this world and he must be protected

[@number1kuromistan651]

"Is Africa... a country???" *Silently laughing and crying at the same time*

[@catherineaniezue2395]

xX Ledgendgurl Xx I just wowed so hard while rolling my eyes into my head at that one. Speaking as an African.

[@ronnie3235]

xX Ledgendgurl Xx I love your profile picture, so cute

[@number1kuromistan651]

Llama Girl Thanks, its my cat! Lol

[@rubyorourke7988]

it is a country

[@rosyjupiter]

RubyCanFly Africa is a continent...

[@cassies3814]

when phil said "are your pants a compressed file" and dan answered immediately whilst making eye contact my heart died a little

[@alexzholmgren1664]

Dan and Phil joke about conspiracy theorists. Shane Dawson (a conspiracy theorist jokes about Dan and Phil. Coincidence? I think NOT

[@reethegirl7822]

*secretly hoping for a secret collab since phil is in LA*

[@uptownfrank9]

what a great conspiracy theory

[@ithinkimremus3707]

"Stop with the conspiracy theories" "I'M JUST SAYING MAN MAYBE THE BEES ARE WORKING FOR HITLER"

[@shinisnotonfire]

okay he joked about them? i need context??

[@louisethebee]

reyna michaelis same though