DUMB WAYS TO DIE - Dan vs. Phil!

We try to save some smol beans from horrible deaths in DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
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DAN
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PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
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Facebook: / amazingphil
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Music - Kevin Macleod incompetech.com

[@weraisnotonline]

immediately after Phil left Dan went into casually entertainig live show mode

[@mypandawilleatyou38]

fivetimesr it made me feel included as a friend

[@Kiwiwheelie]

fivetimesr this is the content we want and have been asking for

[@darcyisaduck6528]

ikr

[@tenacitee6397]

fivetimesr AH THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMMENT

[@khuloudmua1306]

fivetimesr dude this is almost identical to my comment 😂 but whatever

[@audriebowden7102]

it became a dan live show when phil went to fix his contacts

[@shaunmann6039]

Audrey B Dan's two minute live show. Longest one in history. 🤣🤣

[@lilytasma5915]

exactly what I though

[@Sophia-hs7et]

1 minute preview of Dani's not interesting right there

[@_random_girl_online_]

Audrey B YES!

[@rm-09]

Audrey B THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@summerrose3044]

Dan: *looks at screen*... so contact lenses are fun right? 😂😂😂

[@thenewpyt4331]

s u m m e r r flashbacks to when my sister leaves me alone with my 3rd cousin that i haven’t seen in 6 years

[@lisak4928]

me when my mum leaves me alone in a shop after she started talking to someone i don't know

[@jumpstreetdepp]

Phil: *we've* cracked this ipad! *we've* cracked *our* ipad! Dan: thats *my personal* ipad, phil. I love how phil immediately says "our" for everything

[@misskeya8412]

so cute 😍

[@camilatoledosepulveda8454]

So married

[@furbyenthusiast8941]

space dad except for cereal. if anyone touched mY CEReAL iLL mUrDEr tHEM

[@ariesdiary9489]

The cinnamon at 2 am : am i a joke to you?

[@acrylixdraws]

cries in hits different

[@memoriam.victoriam]

2015: DAN VS PHIL! 2016: DAAAAN VS PHIILLLL 2017: DASNNOJNN VRESSAS FILSKSLSLLLLL!

[@hannahelizabeth7879]

Vicky Melerine Lol, you put my thoughts into words!! 🤣

[@kalia6382]

TRUE

[@oaky7837]

DAAN VOSRUS PHOILLLIIODFUSIFJSL

[@SheriffGerardCanArrestMe]

Vicky Melerine DOOANNANANANANNAN CVUUEUUSUSSS PHIGIIOLLLLL

[@jokai00]

Vicky Melerine HAHAHAHAHAHHA In my dialect here in Italy Vressas actually means versus 😂

[@-pippa-4124]

Only Phil would almost lose his contact lens in his own brain

[@Rose-ie5yq]

I know you're joking but lmao Mamrie Hart was telling a story once because she lost a contact in her brain

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

that would be a pretty.. DUMB WAY TO DIE

[@applecider5675]

DanAndPhilGAMES oh my god

[@twnklybel]

DanAndPhilGAMES OMFG

[@irethcoisss]

:o

[@doltoncronin3125]

Dan is so cute and protective "you need to go to the bathroom and take that out right now" he's legit concerned it's just ughhhhhh

[@alo12321alo]

and the way he literally keeps his eyes on phil as he leaves/when he comes back kiLL ME

[@milquetoastly3664]

That's what you do when a friends hurt...

[@marsh9217]

Ellie Marie I KNOW BUT ITS CUTE

[@noafrimer3725]

Concerned boyofriend

[@user-ll9xf8bn7n]

Lemonoa :)

[@kris-uy9cs]

the way Dan went from laughing to genuinely concerned please deliver unto me the sweet release of death I crave

[@HangTheDj3000]

"Oh you can build a bean" I died. That was adorable

[@breannaharrison4158]

MarshmallowFluff as cute as phil with GLASSES!!!

[@blueyfonfeder9018]

I'm sorry this is a bit irrelevant BUT GAARA YES MY BABY ANGEL I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY SMOL LITTLE BEAN AND I DONT FUCKING CARE WHAT SHIKAKAU HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT

[@lxbbya5840]

MarshmallowFluff a smol bean with a strong noz

[@narutofan8355]

Bluey Fonfeder it's shUkaku not shIkaku

[@carlosecarranza9201]

GEM fuck off

[@fear_toxin]

**sees Phil enter the screen with his glasses on** _pRAISE THE LORD, I HAVE BEEN _*_BLESSED,_*_ THANK YOU GOD, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY, AMEN_

[@rotiism]

and Peggy SAMESAMESAMESAMESAMESAME BLESS UP

[@uditalele]

and Peggy amen

[@-gachanyan-5814]

yes yes amen btw I praise your name

[@endofinfinity4131]

This accurately describes my life in two sentences.

[@alexastamuli1469]

SAME

[@menaalhassan109]

The highlight of the video was Dan was by himself and just messing around lol

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

Menaal Hassan You know Dan has his own channel

[@jessica-ls3tc]

there was an *intermission*

[@copper_rose137]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHEREEEEEE

[@urmomgay8048]

i sweAr everTiMe iM bingEIng dAN aNd pHIl I sEE you

[@liampayne8821]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@jjgecko9542]

420 likes time to ruin it!!! Also I'm surprised no one sees me everywhere I literally reply to every single one of your comments...

[@connorw5091]

Jessica MOTHER

[@ashnahmisaki9046]

Dan: me and Phil, Phil and I, we, our apartment, our etc. Phil: we've cracked our iPad Dan: THATS MY IPAD

[@antijess1121]

me with my future spouse

[@rolfrhante]

AntiJess Them as future spouses. Yes, I did.

[@antijess1121]

wow ok

[@meadsskywalker9616]

And Every Month We Buy A Hamster I liked cause *A* it is true And *B* I got you 666 likes so you're welcome

[@rhiannenicholson4259]

And Every Month We Buy A Hamster your name scares me. this phandom is why we can't have nice things

[@SasukeisAwesome]

Watching Dan entertain himself after Phil left was one of the purest things I've ever experienced.

[@ferrets4eva13]

SasukeisAwesome agreed omg it filled my soul

[@koreanogirl616]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!! THAT WAS THE PUREST MOMENT MY EYE EVER WITNESS he's the definition of a smol bean!

[@_random_girl_online_]

SasukeisAwesome I loved that part!

[@cinnamontoastslut4335]

it was too perfect

[@hexiepet]

@@koreanogirl616reminding u of this

[@allenandcay]

that moment when our smol beans call us smol beans

[@maedianee]

[@misskeya8412]

😍

[@alexisevatt8460]

We’re all beans uwu

[@mae3369]

Oh how the tables have turned

[@zirwa1504]

they also called us D U M M I E S

[@niamh5016]

"Frick you, you mother fricker" - Daniel James Howell 2017

[@xanthippefg9547]

dan customizing his bean is the most precious thing????

[@chuvii]

ikr??

[@jackskellington8052]

Creole David I know it was so cute

[@alexazoid]

Creole David it's a smol bean making a smol bean

[@liltwentyonepilots2416]

+Phanic! At The disco SMOL BEAN |-/

[@fghhfhhhf9323]

Lil Twenty One Pilots SMOL BEEAAAN |-/

[@sarahlauer3241]

dan was just as shook as us about phil saying 'our ipad'

[@closetfrerardway7698]

Sarah Lauer EXACTLY

[@lindseyc7960]

Sarah Lauer tru, i was shook af

[@dejabowers]

Dan and Phil do cosplay: Dan- the contact can't go behind my eye can it? Phil- no that's not possible This video-

[@unicornsparkle2806]

THATS A DUMB WAY TO DIE 🤣🤣🤣

[@AlleyCatAlex]

lmao. it is possible tho

[@lupine3025]

That comment goes well with 0:46

[@roroo]

this video- *am i a joke to you*

[@anie5838]

Phil is adorable in glasses

[@MoonchildDontCry]

anie Ikr?! I don't even know why he wears lenses!

[@annapettit8045]

I love how Dan went full Mom mode and made Phil show him and told him to get it out

[@abbieyoyo]

Anna Pettit haha, that's the best way to describe it! 100% mom mode lol. 🤣

[@sophie5469]

dan would be a good parent

[@mikkib9428]

Anna Pettit yesss

[@aimee-hyj]

this comment could be taken so out of context

[@legbootwhatsthat4890]

i havent watched the video yet and honestly i have no clue how this comment should be percieved

[@annaisasleep2015]

phil called us beans. oh how the turntables

[@marzbarz7021]

WhyamIhere I'mtrash Table turns 😂🙃

[@divine6867]

how the tables have turned

[@yourmumischum415]

Turn tables? 😂

[@justbeingdaisy]

WhyamIhere I'mtrash same

[@kyndramb7050]

+Good Mortem Yeppers! Yesh. It's Micheal Scott from The Office

[@harriet433]

THAT WAS SO CUTE WHEN DAN GOT ALL WORRIED ABOUT PHIL AND HIS CONACT LENSES. XCEB3QHEDIUXIEU

[@_katzeart]

You can thank the australian government for this game 😂

[@synthomys]

Katelyn P IKR BLESS IN MELBOURNE THEY HAVE IT IN THE TRAIN STATIONS

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Katelyn P 😂😂

[@sophiemillar6637]

ahaha I thought dumb ways to die was solely an Australian thing and didn't know it was worldwide

[@wokeupnew]

DAMN RIGHT

[@wokeupnew]

Sophie Millar same lmao

[@stormsapphic]

so is anyone gonna tell dan that was a pentagon not a hexagon

[@endofinfinity4131]

Sophie h Fun Fact - You just did.

[@camelliasinensis219]

Sophie h I commented on that as well. I couldn't believe he mixed them up. :D

[@reagancongdon1664]

Sophie h RIGHT

[@lillyspath2207]

Sophie h Oh my God same thought

[@Adenon.W]

exactly what I thought

[@jaylinnucifora7907]

did anyone else notice the fact that he called a pentagon a hexagon

[@YatiSanghvi]

Jaylin Nucifora yeah lol

[@jonathanlarsen6348]

Jaylin Nucifora I heard Mexican lol

[@ncjcjdbsj]

Jaylin Nucifora yup

[@Kate-ol3wc]

Jaylin Nucifora yes I did. it kind of annoyed me but he's Dan so...

[@rhea6532]

Jaylin Nucifora yes. The ocd is real

[@mintiepotato2320]

10 seconds in the video and they say smol bean. this is going to be a good video 😂😂

[@duaaabid5420]

'you're all sMoL bEaNs who need to be protected' being said by Phil Lester is the most ironic thing to be said in 2017

[@olivermoth]

i love that Dan immediately checked Phil's eye and told him to go take it out when his contact lens fell out it's so cUTE I LOVE FRIENDSHIP

[@endofinfinity4131]

They are two grown men, but that was adorable, haha.

[@decentlylitroom6926]

IKR

[@colinekoeberle3512]

Hobbit hair Dan + glasses Phil, God bless whoever sold his soul for this content

[@jerreyn8705]

I'd sell my soul but I don't have one

[@spicymemesspicydreams2870]

Coline Koeberle it was me. My soul was a total rip off as well, it's really grey and shrivelled up.

[@oldaccount8075]

Fangirl FiftySix ™ frickin same

[@samstrathmann6154]

Coline Koeberle your welcome

[@mariaeduarda-jp3lm]

ur welcome

[@poweredbycookies7056]

Phil: all I want to say is "don't touch my body Dan: *le disappointed*

[@jok9808]

Dan: “I think they’re fine Phil.” DID HE JUST ASSUME MY STATE OF BEING, I AM IN FACT NOT FINE, I HAVE FRACTURED MY ANKLE AND NEXT WEEK I HAVE THREE EXAMS IN A ROW AND I AM NOT OKAY.

[@bloomwrites]

Hermione Granger are you okay?

[@jok9808]

Although I’m having an allergic reaction to cat hair rn but whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@harshitasrivastava]

IM NOT OKAAAAAAY

[@oreocult6185]

@@harshitasrivastava YOU WEAR ME OUTTTTTT

[@itscheezetime9152]

Pat pat

[@ivelissecorrea2508]

"run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me my name is dan"

[@jennywise6687]

Twenty five aircrafts [Dan]

[@scarlett8782]

dans verses just get more on fire every video (not even sorry), just waiting for his mixtape to drop at this point

[@katmaccoll2761]

Twenty five aircrafts YASSSSSSS

[@wayansocool]

DAN WITH CURLS AND PHIL WITH GLASSES IN ONE VIDEO I WANT DEATH

[@paroxynn]

WhaddupBear 9 MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW, I'M READY TO DIE

[@aj-zc4to]

SAME THE LORDS FROM ABOVE HAVE BLESSED US

[@ashleypadilla6040]

you called

[@johnnysfashionevaluation5104]

OMG That's exactly what I was thinking😂😂

[@maddiew4402]

WhaddupBear 9 IK THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!!

[@augustf3231]

we're smol beans! yee!!

[@kitkitkatty7]

Dan when Phil’s contact lense isn’t in right: You need to take that out immediately Dan when he sprays deodorant into his eye: *this is fine*

[@user-qv9me9gb7z]

Guys...sims...I'm hungry...help...

[@wdrew04]

Dab Howlter I'm sorry Dab...

[@skylamoreno]

Dab Howlter I'm so sorry dab....

[@annakim1952]

dan and phil save him

[@arielyemini4221]

Where are your parents???

[@helenehaugen8795]

Sorry, I have better things to do than feeding you

[@kaleacurran]

i love that small moment when phil leaves and comedic loud video dan turns into down to earth quiet younow dan

[@hickyxnicky411]

Yes! omg so true

[@poppunkrock141]

Yep

[@kalia6382]

WE HAVE THE SAME NAME SPELLED DIFFERENTLY WHATS UP FAM

[@bridgettealtizer1401]

ew Kalea I JUST KNOWTICED

[@kalealynn1912]

ew Kalea WE HAVE THE SAME NAMNMMEEEEE

[@isabellab1033]

Is it weird that I can imagine Dan's face on a duck and Phil's face on a goose?

[@nightmime9243]

Yes but it's also hilarious

[@yokaitea3126]

no that happens everyone including me

[@amandasjunkdrawer932]

Now I can't stop thinking about it

[@avadubbs1160]

Lmao now I can too

[@ezekiel5537]

Now that you say it, I can too 😂

[@xxilovebeesxx7577]

Phil is a tiny precious bean that should be protected.

[@littlemissoptimism]

I thoroughly enjoyed Dan's ramble on eyesight during the brief intermission

[@katelinsmith1263]

littlemissoptimism it was a glimpse of younow dan who is so precious and smol and adorable my god he's so cute

[@kandenlang2218]

littlemissoptimism Didn't we all? He is a blessing

[@ilovebooks49]

Katelin Smith Omg yes you're so right. Younow Dan IS a different Dan, a cute smol Dan

[@Mehkillrat]

I don't know how to feel about the intro, getting very different messages from each of them. Am I a tiny bean that needs protecting, or am I a dumbass dummy? I'm so emotionally confused

[@aliceleewimberly]

mehkillrat both

[@phoenix.opossum]

mehkillrat little dummy bean, maybe? :P

[@miaumiau679]

mehkillrat we are both

[@shannonmurphy3894]

mehkillrat this is my favorite comment ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mehkillrat]

I reckon we're all probably dumbass dummies but Phil is just so gentle and sweet he wants us to think we are precious beans

[@aeron4800]

Did anyone else just get really happy when Dan called us his smol beans?

[@marissa7085]

This is the game that told phil to not EAT FUCKING GLUE

[@keegan3255]

dan and phil: touch my body Me: **falls off of bed**

[@keegan3255]

I love Mariah

[@mar_kar3092]

Keegan I love me too.

[@kennoquick]

Keegan Falls of an iguana

[@Keith-kq4el]

Mariah? I was thinking Sistar/kpop lol

[@got7andbtsaremyultbias562]

Keith Same

[@gabrielbrion2636]

I LOVE HOW DAN IMMEDIATELY MADE PHIL GO CHECK HIS EYES CONCERNEDDAN

[@DaphnaCzako]

Ashton Brion yes I was just waiting a looking for this comment! So yas!

[@Alex-le8xg]

Ashton Brion "let me see" concerned!dan

[@kenziebeth1114]

Smol beans. Where's the clique at?

[@miqraine3934]

Mackenzie TØP here |-/

[@user-sf4ub5ml4n]

|-/

[@panicatthe21phanmotionless6]

Spookyy Dun here |-/

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Spookyy Dun Hi!!

[@selenedragneel9037]

Spookyy Dun booooyyy im here

[@Philseyelash]

Does any one just sit down on your bed and say "I love Dan and phil and no one else"

[@illi0]

Phils eyelash 1000 and Brendon Urie and tøp and Melanie Martinez

[@heidi-atkinson6803]

Phils eyelash 1000 yes but I add on Gerard way so it's "i love dan, Phil and Gerard way and no one else" 😂

[@illblocktheemergencyexits6886]

I say "I love Daniel Howell, Phil Lester, Gerard way, Brendon Urie, Patrick Stump, Josh dun, Tyler Joseph, my cat, Set It Off, Creature Feature, Halsey, Martinez, other nerds, other introverts, other mental asylum kids, other weirdos, and no one else."

[@azelmamortlake4471]

Insane Emo Ravenclaw, that's about a quarter of the world's population there at 'other nerds' and 'other introverts.'

[@lunarlex00]

"Imagine waking up and not being able to see" I don't have to imagine it I can't see

[@justarandomreader296]

Lexy Aguilar same 😂

[@abby1116]

Lexy Aguilar Did you type this in Braille then? Jk

[@divine6867]

Lexy Aguilar me

[@spookysoup9]

Lexy Aguilar S A M E

[@crimsonwhale13]

Lexy Aguilar how did u watch this

[@ellierobertson4618]

Every video starter; Phil calls us a noun Dan assaults the noun Phil sticks up for noun

[@MisslpsMorgan]

Phils shirt is life

[@evelinagrinvalde2585]

all this bean talk is making me think of tyler and josh

[@wotintrashnation601]

"they are smol beans that need to be protected" - me with dan and phil "i'm sure they're fine" - my friends

[@tabascosauce3168]

Especially Phil he's SUCH a smol bean

[@aimia100]

YOUR NAME IS BEAUTIFUL SWEETHEART

[@mermaidlagoon]

wot in trashnation Tyler Joseph is the original smol bean

[@wotintrashnation601]

The Awkward Codex i was torn between this and *barry b lester*

[@wotintrashnation601]

K Kin-Ya-Ku what about joshy?¿

[@witchandrabbit]

Why is nobody talking about the 'our ipad' thing, that was so cute xD

[@marley1387]

kimaiboo yesss omg I died

[@martadimarzo9210]

i was looking for this comment, thank you

[@melokelo]

im still replaying that part over and over again

[@silje8711]

my mom and dad have separate ipads js

[@gnat943]

kimaiboo rawr xD

[@ceekroup]

phil wants to protect me? dan: I'm sure they're fine oh..

[@marissac.8191]

I don't want Phil to have Lazer eye surgery. he looks too cute with glasses on

[@sotruereal]

I had a dream that dan went back to straightening is hair and I swear to god I've never been more terrified

[@sotruereal]

I AM Sunshine I know!!! I literally woke up and thought about it for 20 solid minutes

[@oaky7837]

ØMFG I WAS ABØUT TØ SLEEP BUT IM SCARED AHHHH

[@sotruereal]

Angellaina ! Hahahha I apologize, I don't think I'll sleep too

[@wdrew04]

Angellaina ! IM TRYING IM TRYING TØ SLEEP BUT I CANT BC YØU ALL HAVE GUNS FØR HANDS

[@sotruereal]

Twenty Øne Crybabies At My Chemical Phandom Disco ayeeee

[@cott0ntop]

"beanisnotonfire" never has there been a more accurate name for Dan

[@dontletpeoplegettoyou2122]

Grace Winters lol

[@gracedaisy1095]

you called?

[@ramenfromthemoon9024]

+beanisnotonfire XD

[@ramenfromthemoon9024]

well it says "beanisonfire"

[@Adenon.W]

+beanisnotonfire lol

[@phantom_-ys3rv]

6:37 that is almost the loudest scream/yell from phil ever

[@jaybehkay2438]

“This is a very educational game” yes because it literally started as an educational PSA from Melbourne public transport about train safety

[@alaineneuburger2830]

I cant bloody see anything until I put my glasses on.

[@lindseyc7960]

The_SmartAlec23 Forever same

[@pennystollak8609]

The_SmartAlec23 Forever I read that as "I can't see anything because my glasses are bloody"

[@jadarodriguez5889]

Hey Guys same

[@molly5197]

The_SmartAlec23 Forever same lol

[@mollybjorkskog2322]

Christine Yemin i have -3,25 on my right eye and -0,75 on my left...

[@solitaryquitch]

PHIL IN GLASSES AND DAN JUST CASUALLY BEING CUTE AND MAKING A CHARACTER IS THE CAUSE OF MY FUCKING DEATH

[@dvxlia]

SAME OMFG

[@Sofia-kb5wy]

I RELATE

[@dimitra_k]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@peepaloons9073]

Emits Guide YES

[@mariansilverahariton4553]

YASSS

[@Kiarankovu]

The whole contact lense thing is adorable though. Dan was legit concerned.

[@huzayfahabid6038]

my mom is cooking spegetti

[@alamp4827]

Huzayfah Abid good for you?

[@illi0]

Huzayfah Abid mines cooking potatoes and meat

[@emma-bn5ql]

Oh

[@haleyrose2390]

Huzayfah Abid was it good? 😂

[@duricovae2139]

hIS PALMS ARE SWEATY

[@carolinevlach3013]

Phil: My contact lens fell out Dan: leT ME SEE IT

[@abbepower34]

I love the way he went FULL Mam mode and made Phil show him his eye and made him go to the bathroom! It was so fricking cute!

[@milkbaggy__]

*L E T M E S E E I T*

[@hollyberries2249]

DanandphilCRAFTS. It's coming.

[@rqinbw]

NoBorkDoggo YESSS

[@infinitypancakes1040]

NoBorkDoggo YES

[@kittykittie474]

yesssss

[@pixieteeth6764]

yessssss

[@JT-nn2fi]

the same day as my panic! concert :)

[@user-ff5yl5mf7i]

I REMEMBER RELIGIOUSLY PLAYING THIS GAME

[@rachelwalker3017]

jomana Same

[@sadiedol4413]

Phil with *conviction* : "you are tiny beans that *need* to be *protected!*

[@gomishow4334]

I love how Dan just volunteered to entertain us while phil rushed to get his contact lens out

[@Rachel-lv7bc]

P H I L Y O U L O O K S O G O O D I N Y O U R G L A S S E S J U S T S A Y I N G

[@imdacringeyqeen6161]

twelve hundred....... an.... thirteen.....

[@eiriellesyy1055]

Dan: "Dumbos...DUMBASSES!" Phil: "Don't say that." Dan: "No, you're our smol beans." Dan: *sick of this emotional shit* lmao i felt offended when Dan said that for a sec but i remembered: IT'S DAN FOR GOODNESS' SAKE

[@gabriellalouise3150]

GETTING SO HYPED FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS

[@mrjonesenjoyslongwalksinth6864]

SAME I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED

[@saraxvc4]

OMG THX FOR REMINDING ME! I WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN! (although that would've been a nice surprise)

[@sylviamendoza507]

Gabby Louise oh, shit i totally forgot!!! OMG 😁

[@jmc052]

Gabby Louise SAME OMFG.

[@alzoerb8482]

10 DAYS!! I REPEAT 10 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hhfbgeryduszgiuybyebawuhdnguskyjtvdfbgvyncujxays

[@malifyed223]

Another dumb way to die: Getting Choked By a Horsey..

[@FluffyDev]

RainingRain Mc Forcefed hoof sized leeks. :)

[@Attickyy]

RainingRain Mc Spraying deodorant in your eyes and getting your head stuck in a door.

[@cameronthequiet]

Phill comes back with glasses = overies exploxing.😍

[@bunnyninja4127]

Phil looks cuter with glasses.

[@minidirector3114]

I love that when phil isn't there and things calm down. Dan goes into customisation mode. calm. relaxed. peaceful. Dan.

[@shivanipandey8345]

younow Dan

[@hahayes4219]

+- xlntnat - I hear that's a sign of loving someone No I didn't Let me dream

[@Fantastifury]

Kawaii Kayleigh he becomes wholesome howell

[@Jessie54]

I don't know about you but my cause of death will be Dan and Phil

[@erasermarks934]

WhatAPhan * yuopp

[@thatsuspiciouswhalenut]

WhatAPhan * if you're a bean(stalk) growing inside Phil Lesters apartment then yes your cause of death might be Dan and Phil

[@saammoo_8241]

WhatAPhan * same

[@ROYGBIV-nf3pr]

WhatAPhan * same

[@samaraisthejinxxerjinxxer6716]

WhatAPhan * same

[@swordlesbian1457]

At 0:44 Dan’s face goes from sarcastically listening to very concerned. I wish my face was that expressive.

[@taylahthebawse2859]

Dan: *touches heart* my personal ipad

[@karleeherzberg3160]

phils in glasses my ovaries have officially exploded

[@allisond7951]

my name is [ dan ] I love ur name lol

[@stephaniecundall2151]

same thou 😍

[@jem2988]

Loving the username!

[@argenting]

my name is [ dan ] same

[@gallagrh1281]

my name is [ dan ] I ruined the perfect number of likes. 200? No not any more. 201.

[@saraemily326]

No Phil. At my school we say rock. Paper. Scissors. Gun. Get in the van

[@arabellarae8841]

Sara Is A Cat shiahaagaajauaiaudd

[@duskodair309]

Rock Paper Scissors lizard Spock

[@sunshine_sniffers1145]

Sara Is Internet Trash we used to do Rock Paper Scissors GOD 😂😂 or Rock Paper Scissors ANYTHING

[@chloejohnson3230]

Sara Is Internet Trash we say Rock. Paper. Scissors. LLAMA. LLAMA EATS ROCK. ROCK CHOKES LLAMA. PAPER DIES. SCISSORS WATCHES.

[@sydneyjackson4248]

In my school we get it trouble for making finger guns

[@rose.b3686]

PHIL IS SO SWEET TO US IM ACTUALLY DYING

[@kimmieanderson2585]

do dumb ways to die 2 sign here 4 it

[@peterhedley3494]

Kimberlyn Anderson yes plz

[@ohboy1098]

It's been out for a long time?

[@kimmieanderson2585]

exquisite melon yep

[@senpaithunderthighs8913]

This video saved my life. I always get my toast out of the toaster with a fork.

[@tatertot9593]

Saphira Airborn OMIGOD……UR AN IDIOT 😜

[@_idekanymore1319]

I still use a knife even though I electrocuted myself doing it once lmao

[@triangle3806]

fack x jyatt It's called sarcasm you dumbass

[@phoenixlikesketchup273]

Living life on the bredge

[@boniboni4912]

Play the fucking horse game I need to know what happens XD

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

G. R.C. "play the fucking horse game" lmao I read that in Dan's voice for some reason

[@vaaninathan5162]

0:11 aka Phil calling us smol beans in the smollest beaniest way ever

[@bunnyboy3200]

Dan describing and building himself as a bean is the thing I never knew I needed in my life

[@kelseyrosemanuel9385]

THANK YOU FOR FINALLY REALIZING YOU FORGOT THE 1-2 SWITCH STICKER!!! IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME EVERY SINGLE DAY SINCE THAT VIDEO!!!!! but you still haven't put the sticker on so it still bothers me adslksjklfwjelkj

[@Summer-nx6cv]

Lol they might forget about it again, considering they delayed it for another time XD

[@paytonjones6164]

I know right!? they told us to remind them in there next video and I did but no one saw my comment 😂😅

[@lophiesim]

Is nobody gonna talk about their singing!?!?

[@di_ana906]

It’s funny how they both started to sing “Touch my body”...Sister👌🏻

[@viveka3600]

KPOPP

[@jillian2004]

KPOPPP

[@chai7218]

Do you ever have a traumatic experience and while you're crying you look for Dan and Phil videos so that they can help you feel better and you don't feel so alone while you're crying your *goddamn* eyes out? Yeah, that.

[@rachelwalker3017]

I genuinely hope you're doing okay now

[@chasethomas6855]

Phil: You are our smol beans that need to be protected. No Phil. It’s the other way around

[@denisegalicia5327]

PHIL WITH GLASSES. WHAT DID I DO TODAY TO BE BLESSED

[@endofinfinity4131]

Phil's a blessing either way.

[@kenbab4853]

TheAquaDragon yes

[@bangtanruinedme3843]

TheAquaDragon he's dan's little blessing ❤️❤️

[@rachelstocker8806]

I'm a simple woman, Phil wearing glasses makes me weak in the knees.

[@endofinfinity4131]

Rachel Stocker And natural hair Dan makes me weak in my arms?

[@maddie5157]

TheAquaDragon *elbows

[@maschaorsomething]

Rachel Stocker We need more body parts that can get weak.

[@cazzabojangles]

Collar bones please

[@ravensteward40]

Rachel Stocker I'm weak in the heat

[@fernautilus9863]

Dan and Phil in a 4 year old gaming video: 0:43 Me, at age 20, getting my bread out of the toaster with a knife: 👁👄👁

[@july_juli]

I love how Dan naturally brings “The Internet is here” references 4:25

[@ilyar-k.114]

this domestic aesthetic is killing me slowly

[@emilou2861]

HmMmmmmm IS THAT A REFERENCE I SEE

[@emmalunajackson33]

vαиιllα ;)

[@gracelesswaltzin6344]

Margaret Romano killing me slowly

[@speckofdignity2487]

Ok but hobbit hair and Phil in black and glasses in one video? We've been blessed

[@classypotato9043]

truly on this day we have been blessed.

[@rileyb6879]

Amelia Harrell true

[@pbgoof]

Lol yes we have

[@shelbyannbullis3496]

they also called us their smol beans

[@poppunkrock141]

Yes

[@theawallace7945]

"You are tiny beans that need to be protected" no honey you're talking about TYLER JOSEPH AND HE IS NOT A TINY BEAN HE IS A SMØL BEAN