GOLF WITH SLITS - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #9

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[@UnBesoDeCristal]

"It's funny that you're just called Dan" is such an hilarious thing to say to someone you've known for 15 years 😭😭😭😭😭

[@mielodie]

this made me laugh SO HARDD fr

[@bie_00]

phil had too much caffeine that day

[@katiephelps4118]

and dan was so over it😭

[@sarahscreamssoloud]

this is my fave comment im crying 😂

[@22suprstar22]

phil really just be saying things LMFAOOOOO

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

the matching fringes have been resurrected in the form of slits. they’re even on the same sides!

[@jamiethegaymie]

Idk why this is making me emotional

[@AmyAberrant]

They planned this

[@syedaaaaaaa]

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

[@reaganbartels9993]

fringe boob shirt but it's their eyebrows

[@Grapejuice190]

I thought Phil’s was on his right and dans is on his left

[@det395]

the way phil is just happy-go-lucky and everything somehow works out for him while dan tries to use his brain and life beats him with a hammer for it

[@JessicaBiilor]

i feel like this sums them up outside of golf as well

[@izzyhamann1780]

Reminds me of the show Over the Garden Wall

[@nichoenii]

best video to sum this up: Game of Life 😭😭😭😭

[@karinh2094]

they balance each other so well

[@childmiddle]

dan: [stressed concentration] phil: this girl got a concussion on a slide i went on once. do you know the magpie song? slit bump!

[@somethingelse9176]

Dan: [fighting for his life] Phil: I bet this is what God looks like! Have you seen that video of the giant seal?

[@chloepatrick12]

from matching fringes to slits

[@MarelleMerita]

They even have the slits on the same sides as their fringes used to be lol

[@chloepatrick12]

@@MarelleMerita yeah !!!

[@brooke1257]

gonna need another cat whiskers t shirt of this one except its slits

[@moonchild9841]

omg Chloe from twitter who helped dan get All Star for WAD's livestream??

[@chloepatrick12]

@@moonchild9841 hiii

[@myotismyotis2476]

i really liked Phils energy in this video, like manic pixie pigeon

[@tmrttrn]

manic pixie dream boy core

[@prince_p0ss]

Our favourite manic pixie pigeon and grunge goose

[@audreydoyle5268]

Definitely something in the seeds

[@couch2558]

​@@prince_p0ss GRUNGE GOOSE 😂 /pos

[@agneseditsstuff]

very well said

[@elikourtis3403]

"it's the gay castle where prince gay lives" phil, i hate to break it to ya, but prince gay is living in your home with you

[@garfieldbrooks]

the call is coming from inside the house

[@Soobieboobie182]

I'm sorry to break it to you, but Phil IS Prince Gay

[@elikourtis3403]

@@Soobieboobie182 he's King Gay in my heart

[@moonagedaydream1111]

@@Soobieboobie182 SOOBIE BOOBIE TT

[@Soobieboobie182]

@@moonagedaydream1111 :D

[@markwilliams7454]

“ 8 strokes that’s all Dan takes “ 😭😂 So glad you guys are back

[@liznolan391]

I spaced out, could i get the time stamp?

[@lilliematthews7922]

​@@liznolan3919:01

[@noellehill3142]

⁠@@liznolan391 9:04 :)

[@liznolan391]

@@noellehill3142 thank youuuuu

[@liznolan391]

@@noellehill3142 thank you!!

[@chloepatrick12]

danandphilbeats? time for the official ladders ep release next

[@teejee376]

this unlocked a part of my brain that’s been dormant for 10 years

[@nerdygal6133]

We need a ladders sign emoji

[@wyvdot9609]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LADDERSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@ChaoticAce]

@@nerdygal6133🪜🪜🪜🪜

[@ferrofluidfangz]

✌🏼👈🏼 ladders

[@alicefullofice]

rooting for phil is a commitment of a lifetime and im a brave man

[@a-morgan-l]

Say that

[@skyolor4750]

Second time Phil wins, they had a draw once

[@joannabishop]

I always root for Phil. I think he always give that "underdog" vibe that makes you want him to win

[@sarahscreamssoloud]

always on team phil ‼️sorry dan lol

[@alicefullofice]

@@sarahscreamssoloud Phil gang for LIFE

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Phil was literally just YAPPING in this episode and it was amazing

[@nettlecider]

This is the first time since their reunion I feel like the daddies are not going to abandon us any moment - commissioned soundtrack sounds like an investment 😅

[@mads2286]

starting their channels with loads of not-quite-legally-acquired songs, then going literal decades with stock music, now to having their own commissioned soundtrack? this is the permanency my little PHSD (post hiatus stress disorder) afflicted heart desperately needed🔒🔑

[@hannahwatermelon]

It’s no longer Dan vs Phil, it’s now WIDE SLIT vs THIN SLIT

[@AmyAberrant]

The two genders

[@fromloverboy]

Happy to see dan and phil punk edits come to life once again

[@brooke1257]

waiting for the tattoos lmao

[@mvoss2382]

My darkest secret is the Dan and Phil punk edits video is why I wanted snakebites n now I have 11 face piercings….they were the source….

[@fromloverboy]

@@mvoss2382 my darkest secret is that youre not the only one

[@micagrecco8286]

25:52" It's funny that you're just called DAN" dude realized this 20 years later 😂

[@MiCKi914]

And then Dan's just like ...😑

[@Vanda-il9ul]

I do not get it. He is not called danisnotonfire or Daniel or Daniel Howell. I think he meant this. Not the name itself.

[@ruthborg6076]

Season Two of DAPG has Phil dropping f-bombs, slits, soundtracks, and ball collisions. It was worth the wait.

[@keiraostrosser4295]

the innuendos are absolutely out of control in this one

[@WishGender]

It's golf with friends, it's par for the course

[@bie_00]

someone do a count of how many innuendos were made in each golf with friends video

[@Gr95dc]

@@bie_00 be the change you want to be ✨

[@sourwitch2340]

already starting it by talking about their slits, yea 😅

[@maria50249]

not even innuendos anymore, phil says straight up says when something feels like sex

[@ciaraquick]

Someone else read this as GOLF WITH SLUTS right? I didn’t even question it, that is the level of the gaming channel right now ❤

[@brendanschamu8114]

100% thought this was Golf with Sluts, yes 😂

[@katieinthecorner6561]

LITERALLY SAMEE

[@shannonbug18]

100%

[@shanksandtanks240]

ABSOLUTELY. had to do a whole double take

[@mynameisjacenb6922]

I swear it was accidentally named that for a little bit

[@nuclear_winter]

20:12 Dan nearly said "when eating a ginger person" and Phil didn't notice 😂

[@calliope720]

Oh he one hundred percent did that intentionally to scandalize us and Phil; it's truly a shame Phil didn't notice lol

[@aishwaryapurohit1884]

"It's funny that you're just called dan" god i love phil hahaha

[@Zubiila]

"Have you been empowered to get a tattoo BY YOUR SLIT?" The slit has unhinged Phil! 😂

[@TheMadlyMady]

the way he's treating the slit like it's the wildest body modification possible never gets old for me lmao

[@Starlit08]

“Surely Dan and Phil has done everything in the book” *dan and Phil beats* Capitalism

[@darettolive]

was not on my 2024 bingo card that's for sure

[@a-morgan-l]

The album was made specifically for me, guy who requires background noise at all times but is only allowed to listen to funky instrumentals at work. Finally the bee and puppycat soundtrack gets a break

[@yamahrahda]

Hey fellow person that refuses to work in silence and is only motivated by funky music! The Always Human OST may interest you.

[@ThePhandomMenace]

13:58 I like how Dan said to Phil "go on then, my son" and Phil calls Dan "dad" all the time like ah yes, Dan and Phil, my favorite father/son duo

[@MDreamerIsBi]

Isn't Dan like 4 years younger than Phil lol??

[@ThePhandomMenace]

@@MDreamerIsBi YEAH Imao💀💀💀

[@JessicaWelch13]

“Before we get our sticks out” FFS PHIL 😂🤦‍♀️

[@piperjaycie]

He’s just messing with us at this point and he is loving it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JessicaWelch13]

@@piperjaycie he is!!! 🤣 I love that for him though

[@Babygirlyouretheheart]

When did he say that? 😭

[@Babygirlyouretheheart]

Nevermind i found it lmao

[@HellsArchangel]

This. This is what i survived for. Thank you for making persevering worth it.

[@lilfruitbat]

This is so sweet 🥺 Never stop persevering! It can be a struggle to survive sometimes but just always remember that you aren't alone and there are plenty of things (like these two goofballs) that really make life worth living ☺ I hope you're doing at least a little bit better now 😁 I know I'm just some stranger on the internet but I'm really glad you've stuck around! It's always great to hear that D&P have affected other people as positively as they've affected me 😊 Stay strong!

[@steelheartii6525]

Glad you're here :D

[@HellsArchangel]

@@lilfruitbat I tell you, that ten hour long undertale playthrough has gotten me through more stuff than therapy. It’s nice to watch them and remember the world isn’t COMPLETELY terrible. Love your handle btw, bats are so cute I love them 🦇

[@HellsArchangel]

@@steelheartii6525 thank you friend, I’m glad you’re here too! Together we shall all thrive!

[@brilliantchaos5397]

​@@HellsArchangel Same!! Everytime my anxiety gets really bad, I watch their Undertale playthrough. I've been doing that for years, those videos are like my happy place

[@MelanieTheAdventurer]

"What happens if we combine the colors? Oh no. The void of nothingness." was a delight.

[@charlottel371]

bumping slits is the new scissoring, argue with the wall

[@KlaraL-_-]

This comment is pure perfection 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@giannabarbee]

a Dan and Phil soundtrack is something I never thought we needed but I LOVE that we have now!!

[@stupidbroad]

one step away from a holiday classics album

[@shaizaqamar8204]

pls stop with the word slits 😭😭

[@carleylanglois2372]

My brain switched it to Golf with “stilts” 😂

[@dylghtbae]

right..

[@QueenAurora123]

He's not talking about a vag when he says slit

[@meowmew444]

Slits

[@andrewbilango]

It's the new ladydoor

[@mariadiangeloakakyokajiro3428]

“When eating a ginger pers- bread man…”

[@somethingelse9176]

10:15 this feels like the realest phil swear yet

[@crhct]

i feel like younger black earrings-wearing dan would REALLY love the slit

[@SillySid4Ever]

Phil in his "Manic Pixie Dream Boy" era

[@k.orberg6367]

"Phil: if you were a person..." Dan in his head: WHAT AM I THEN?!

[@Zubiila]

Dan: "What the hell are you saying?" Phil: **laughing** "I don't know!" This somehow sums up the vibe of the gaming channel 😂❤

[@EJ_Management]

Your timing is immaculate THANK YOU

[@janethesnow2080]

The timing really is immaculate

[@EJ_Management]

@@janethesnow2080 it’s like they’re watching us

[@inconspicuous_frog]

LITERALLY it's always when i'm having a bad day, they really do know when we need it

[@EJ_Management]

@@inconspicuous_frogit’s almost scary how well they seem to know us

[@EJ_Management]

@@inconspicuous_frog (also i hope you’re okay)

[@lynealogan3005]

Halfway through the video just dancing to the music and was like “oh yeah it’s THEIR music!” what a vibe

[@izzytodd4242]

I’m ten minutes in and can’t decide what’s more jarring: hearing Phil casually swear over missing, or hearing Dan joke about being bad at sex.

[@meowth3338]

"It's funny that you're just called Dan" made me laugh way more than it should.

[@Conasaurus_Rex]

I appreciate the little pop up in the corner to keep us updated which track is now playing

[@avaklyce]

god i love this era.. the not giving a crap, the eyebrow slits, these amazing videos… BEST ERA YET!!!

[@caffeinatedflumadiddle5061]

I can’t wait for the AmazingPhil video that drops when Phil finally decides to succumb to his tattoo dreams.

[@lucia9806]

"three inches which way?" what 😭🙏

[@MDreamerIsBi]

He knew exactly what he was saying, that freak lol.

[@josephidv1542]

dan and phil soundtrack = dan and phil tour guys TRUST

[@shrk7]

manifesting 🙏✨

[@a-morgan-l]

I've been broke for every tour run so far so honestly they owe me this

[@bie_00]

dan and phil twitch streaming?? dan and phil podcast? 👀👀

[@venus027]

dan and phil beats is going to absolutely obliterate my spotify wrapped thanks boys

[@gaosaman]

24:10 "why are we getting these mystery doors? what's this all leading to?" its either the ladydoor or the realm of slits. I'll see myself out now.

[@karinadaintree6078]

it’s crazy how much this game has improved since they first played it

[@Grapejuice190]

Dans takes are either chaos stress and tears or theyre the most satisfying strokes ever in golf history there’s no in between

[@sam-is-sleeping]

This video was pure chaos, it had so many things going on I feel like i need to rewatch to gain any semblance. I love it.

[@mynamessofus]

me too, my brain soup is struggling to keep up with everything lol

[@breanajohnson3847]

6:06 Dan saying to Phil “choke harder” made me choke 😂😂😭

[@katelyn742]

the ICONIC “oh dear” is back again!!

[@SPECIALNINJACASSA]

I really needed this today. I've had a really bad ADHD paralysis day that's made me feel really terrible about myself. Who knew that two guys playing a golf game would be the highlight of my day 😂

[@Liz-su3cb]

i feel that friend! same for me but we persevere and tomorrow is a new day right? 😊

[@leahelena7938]

'Hes too excited by the music and his little hat' 😭

[@user-kh4ni4ov5v]

That was such mum energy :')

[@Sophie-gn8jw]

The golf with friends series is probably my favourite series on the channel and that says a lot

[@stxriesunfold]

Thats actually super cool that you guys commissioned someone to make background music for your videos.

[@yelyahcos]

when dan just sits and smiles pleasantly at the camera i literally see his kid photos like that is the same sweet christopher robin ass little boy

[@rachelb.8687]

1. Claims to have luck and charisma. 2. Randomly recites bits of poetry. 3. Makes so many euphemism, accidentally and intentionally. Guys, I think we can confirm that Phil is a bard.

[@crownclowncreations]

I'm not shocked that Dan looks fantastic with a split eyebrow, but I was not ready for Phil to rock it so well tbh! Slit bros for life lol

[@Rachel-xo1fj]

I think it’s safe to say “slit” is the new ladydoor

[@saracomerford1753]

DanAndPhilBEATS? Don't cry, beat

[@WishGender]

I don't like the implication there

[@lolitazombie]

dan: its my favorite series (about golf with friends) dil, somewhere: cries

[@tonyasahl3387]

Phil "I'm in such a good mood now" Dan grins. Good vibezzz

[@aishwaryapurohit1884]

love phil being described as a strange pixie with chaotic energy

[@Faby404]

Ngl the beats are fire and that's coming from someone that doesn't listen to background music often. D&P did it again guys another successful Entrepreneurship

[@sarahtwamley7215]

"When you're eating a ginger person...breadman..." 😭

[@FortuitousOwl]

I was there for the slittening! I remember Dan specifically saying "Don't move the razor up and down or side to side, just tap it" then Phil immediately moving it up and down and side to side lol

[@Angie-Way]

not them being like 'do your hear that music' at the start and the levels are so low that I literally can't even hear it lmaooo

[@hscorner3829]

Dan and Phil having their own album of gaming instrumentals was not something I expected but i'm here for it

[@justexisting8694]

this is the chillest dan has ever been

[@Noah-sr1co]

didn't know I needed Phil's parody of Stuck in the Middle With You in my life but I'm glad I have it

[@hethera3084]

Golf with friends is probably my fave D&P series ngl

[@corilewis]

Dropping a whole-ass album, so casual. I will be listening both ironically and unironically. Such a vibe

[@bbs.5157]

Dan and Phil putting stuff on Spotify was not on my 2024 bingo card but I'm so here for it

[@olimcpants4023]

THE FLOPPY PIGEON AT 3:23 IS FROM HEADBANGERS!! Obsessed with that game rn yall should totally play it is so goofy and fun please please please 🧎

[@kath26]

I love that Phil is incorporating the word “slit” into anything and everything he can.

[@cassidyklock4397]

i had a dream last night that dan had another breakdown and both of u set yourselves on fire. glad to see you’re both alive and well

[@bie_00]

omg so ominous 😂

[@Kiwiwheelie]

There are some things you should probably keep to yourself.....

[@calliope720]

20:14 love every time Dan cheekily references his born-ginger compadre ;)

[@pigeondance]

phil was exceptionally funny in this episode!!

[@green.velvetdreams]

I have a game suggestion: please play Suck Up on the channel! It's a cute silly game about a vampire trying to say the right thing to get into people's houses and I just know the banter would be HILARIOUS Not sure if I commented on this video too late, but if so, I will try again on the next upload!

[@theclairewhy]

20:12 "when eating a ginger person" okay Dan really likes Phil's ginger hair huh

[@pancakebuffalo]

Why is no one talking about Dan correcting himself when he said “when eating a ginger person- bread- man” at 20:14 😂

[@hannahwatermelon]

Dan and Phill golf with friends makes me so unreasonably happy, thank you for uploading on this fantastic leap day

[@aishwaryapurohit1884]

i cannot express enough how much you guys being back improves my happiness the energy in this video is immaculate

[@zil3117]

would love to see the chaos of dan and phil playing baldur's gate 3

[@honeysweet4804]

me toooo

[@lilyrey9546]

17:47 “Phil’s favorite part” 💀

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

I couldn't quite afford dans liveshow so i was honestly SO hyped to see how the slit would look, and I'm positively surprised at how noticeable it is, but it looks good!!!

[@carysjones1567]

so first you made a whole ass movie about dil's resurrection and now you have a soundtrack??? you're dedication to the slay will never fail to impress me

[@nellbots]

just failed two exams i soooo needed this... save me dnpg... save me...

[@zerpanooch]

i love that you guys still do the little parodies of your names in the endscreen, i try to guess them every time!

[@cricketjuices]

same!! i read them every time :) if I remember correctly, the first video post-hiatus still had the nicknames from the last sims video they posted pre-hiatus lol

[@ghostie6618]

HELL YEAH BABEY GOLF WITH FRIENDSS!! you guys look soooo good with the matching slits, ur power is UNMATCHED

[@mauratyson9580]

I love it when Phil talks about being from Lancashire because I’m from Lancaster, Pennsylvania and we pronounce it very similarly to the way he pronounces his hometown. I feel like we’re from the place 🫶🏻

[@crhct]

there's also a lancaster in lancashire, and historically, a royal house of lancaster (who rivaled the house of york during the wars of the roses)

[@allisonneiheiser5913]

20:13 golden moment I had to stop the video

[@emmalynnerard4584]

i’ve heard the word slit more in this video than i had i’m my entire life before this

[@shitfartpeepiss]

i am so deadly serious the slits are the best decisions you two have ever made

[@mariah4119]

I honestly wouldn’t have guessed Dan and Phil beats for 2024 but I’m definitely happy about it

[@starmansortho]

my two favorite slits

[@HybridEqualist]

Hearing Phil say he'd roll a lot of 20s and has high charisma, I am borderline feral at the thought of a full BG3 playthrough

[@emilymarley4505]

Or a DND one shot episode 👀

[@nathanrichardson8263]

The fact that your music album is called "All or Nothing" is sending me 😂😂 ❤ Thanks for the music ❤

[@wsmith2401]

i am SO behind the music idea. it's such a cool idea for any youtuber to do, and i love synth and beeps and boops!!