Why Dan had to call an Ambulance

[@AmazingPhil]

Thanks for staying subscribed even though I was actually this dumb! ALSO make sure to check out Dan's video on *JUNE 25th (This Friday) I heard there were snacks so you may see my face in it too!

[@enbykeith]

[@molar_king5200]

excited to maybe see your face again on Friday

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

don't worry, we're used to you doing dumb things!😄

[@centuryex7935]

hello omg where is ur jumper from I absolutely love it

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Can't wait for Friday! Also, how come there is only four other replies?!

[@alyssamae4]

Phil is getting scolded for taking the pig but Dan still has the ass chair?!

[@one_smol_duck]

That is a very good point. The ass chair is way worse than the pig.

[@gothtokki]

Butt chair never dies.

[@caya0105]

very good point

[@genericname8727]

True lol. And I like the pig too

[@bigtimednp]

That's what I was thinking!!

[@kikiandthebrain]

Guy who eats superglue vs. guy who sprays deodorant in his eyes: fight

[@red0421]

I have neither eaten glue, or sprayed deodorant in my eye, but I have managed to accidentally get a mouth full of deodorant spray. I had the nozzle on sideways and didn't realise until it was too late 😑

[@thatsdisco]

they can't fight, they need each other.

[@lostanguishbladelord2461]

Emo Oil Wrestling

[@jessontour97]

Wait that’s right. Dan sure got away with a lot of bullying for being the dork that got fucking deodorant in his eyes. Lmao.

[@theoriginal1971]

IT’S GONNA BE A * random noises * * explosion effects * * Dan blinks *

[@socnfusing]

dan getting real bold like he didn’t spray himself in the eye with deodorant

[@lowkeyasella]

pffffffft

[@Bella-pf2og]

HA

[@k80_]

That was literally recommended on this video

[@ronnielee6155]

LMFAO FR

[@laurengreene2588]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toadstacker666]

"are you a friend of the glue guy?" "yes i am associated with the glue guy" this wording would be in a phan edit in like 2015 lmfaooo

[@marysiastrulak124]

“why dan had to call the ambulance” is the new “i nearly blinded myself”

[@nxellee]

welp 😔

[@ryderlead]

something about the night changing idk

[@RealityMFiction]

It reminds me of Dan's Airport incident lol

[@atypical140]

or the deodorant in the eye

[@baymoo]

YES lol

[@Kate-n2310]

Dan “I sprayed myself in the eye with deodorant” Howell is being very judgy rn 💀

[@eduardamancin]

LMAOOO

[@kempskingdom9290]

Dans been holding in YEARS of gay jokes, he needs this don’t judge.

[@farinatasmia9134]

he really does

[@marsthegingerplanet565]

I literally get so happy evertime they make a gay joke

[@MarniCollier]

i mean he never really held them in

[@nannonster]

I know let him

[@mamamo9384]

Those jokes has to come out now

[@crimsoznt]

guy who sprays deodorant in his eye vs guy who eats superglue is the closest we're gonna get to dan vs phil edit: well this aged like fine wine . me from 3 years ago is absolutely SCREAMING

[@virmaspice4482]

Dan vs Phil: who dies the stupidest death

[@user-hz6ie4rl8d]

Yep. Also Wilbur Soot pfp? Pog??

[@giorgiafletcher9546]

this is my favourite comment

[@crimsoznt]

@@virmaspice4482 BAHAHAH- SO TRUE

[@user-hz6ie4rl8d]

@@crimsoznt it was never meant to be, bestie 😔

[@kristenpower9848]

Why is this bringing back memories of Dan spraying deodorant in his eye

[@threecatsinacoat]

same vibe of: oh god it's minor but I'm dying

[@vikcatilhoon]

dan and phil and chemicals

[@c-seoul]

same shirt

[@july_juli]

That was my first thought!!

[@dexa6623]

I was judging Phil but you reminded me.

[@bluntedclaws2254]

This isn’t really any more stupid than when Dan sprayed deodorant in his eye.

[@xemmiliumx]

I genuinely can't tell which is more embarrassing

[@bluntedclaws2254]

@@xemmiliumx exactly!

[@tori5738]

Hmm I don’t know, the deodorant thing could happen to anyone, whereas purposely biting the ‘lid’ of super glue on the other hand…

[@macm.3889]

I just got spray deodorant, and I am terrified

[@brenna5200]

Not to diss Phil, but Dan’s was an accident. Phil’s was a very deliberate action. But as a fellow glasses-wearer, I can sympathize

[@inmagab]

actual moral of the story: you can have a little superglue, as a treat

[@irelandaintreal2945]

no! please do not ingest "a little superglue," especially not as a treat!

[@cacnmheese90]

@@irelandaintreal2945 yes

[@irelandaintreal2945]

@@cacnmheese90 it will be bad for your health :(

[@inmagab]

@@irelandaintreal2945 its just a lil treat 👉👈

[@irelandaintreal2945]

@@inmagab it is not a treat, it tastes bad :(

[@ren6062]

Dan telling Phil to go get his glasses just so he can hide the pig is killing me

[@winnie_the_bleh]

we have the same profile picture and i was sitting here wondering how tf me in the past made this comment

[@ren6062]

@@winnie_the_bleh omg that’s hilarious I would’ve been so confused 😆

[@winnie_the_bleh]

@@ren6062 confused doesn't even begin to describe it 😭 but nice pfp mate 😏

[@ren6062]

@@winnie_the_bleh thank you friend, you have great taste ☺️

[@byrnetdown6076]

this comment thread is so wholesome

[@airemagic]

i love that dan is just being like “u colossal idiot” while also clearly being very worried abt phil bc thats a mood

[@kendall984]

Me. Lol

[@Art3mis200]

yeah it's so real (If my bestie did this, I too would be EXACTLY like Dan is acting

[@yasmin-gr3ff]

phil's purpose in dan's life: keep him mentally safe dan's purpose in phil's life: keep him physically safe (perfectly balanced, as all things should be 👏🏽)

[@Sentientmatter8]

Most underrated comment.

[@ZaNeSsAroKz]

Yin and yang ☯️ 😌

[@emmynoether9540]

Awwww

[@user-mr1qw2bl6w]

This is such a wholesome way to look at it :')

[@swordlesbian1457]

That sounds about right.

[@stacys8093]

As a paramedic, I would have like to see what the dispatch info looked like on the way to your call…”34 YO male eating glue” haha thanks for making my night

[@freyaalice7491]

as a student para, that would make the shift 😭😭

[@thaloblue]

I’m considering becoming a medical coder. Typing in those diagnosis codes would be so funny.

[@servetica]

i love the idea of coming to the scene and ur patient is *actively* eating glue and you need to stop him like a toddler

[@illuminox_764]

The “dumb ways to die” song LITERALLY tells you not to eat super glue bruh

[@roxy5759]

They literally played both of the games together as well 😂

[@himynameisdan9259]

Fun fact about that song: I’d probably be dead if I hadn’t heard it because I was about to take my toast out with a fork and my friend was like NO ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

[@hollyrussell6599]

My older brother took out his toast with two knives when he was about 16 😂

[@himynameisdan9259]

@@nephrite6180 thanks 😈 it’s iconic

[@lpodverde]

I now see why Phil has week long birthday celebrations, it's a feat he survived another year. It's remarkable he made it to 34.

[@josipjagic]

+

[@whyyouwantingtoknowmynameh374]

i still can't believe he's 34-

[@JesusHeKnowsMe]

Cannot believe they’re now both in their thirties 😳

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

At this point, I’m just gonna comment "they are two halves of one whole idiot" on every joint video they put out because it’s always going to apply.

[@alirayburn8421]

I get that reference

[@catsmith8520]

My laptop is so grateful I hadn't sipped yet when I read this! x

[@imirrawashere]

10:16 Dan: "Suddenly, Phil was very pale." Me: *looks at Phil*

[@lilso8411]

😭😂

[@Braxton999Adams]

"...as apposed to...?"

[@kisbored2189]

😭

[@pepega3344]

you can always be paler

[@C_D_Productions]

Damn he must’ve been translucent at that point 😂

[@Prabh_]

I’m imagining Phil walking into Dan’s room like a child walking to their parent’s room telling them they threw up

[@eshitab3865]

literally, the walk of shame and everything.

[@Nico-qb4kp]

Literally

[@Number-vz3ml]

I would take the throw up walk of shame over the "I know I'm supposed to have been sleeping for the past hour but now I've got a plastic bead stuck up my nose lol" walk of shame I did at least twice as a child

[@JimTom]

I frew up 🕴

[@softiejace]

SAME ENERGY

[@bunniesprout9754]

Phil: "Can Dan come I'm scared ;--;" Paramedic: Haha, no.

[@j_fenrir]

@George Washington simp

[@brooklynnbailey4356]

@George Washington 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@thebrownieman5293]

@George Washington he clearly isn’t. Thankfully that carrot has less power now

[@msnlitadventures9597]

@George Washington Person 1: comments dialogue from video Person 2: completely unrelatedly brings up the US government under a video by two British dudes Makes complete sense...

[@nisehenso]

Guys it's a troll or a bot, just ignore and comment on the video.

[@geeelizzy]

It's honestly a miracle how Phil has survived 34 years of life-

[@Hana9916]

Excuse me how many

[@jiyu9277]

@@Hana9916 how old did you think he was lmao

[@nxellee]

it’s a miracle dan has survived 30 years of life.

[@sophtheloaf4095]

WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE. SOMEONE TELL ME

[@alegratafoya1332]

The amount of sexual innuendos and jokes in a video that’s SUPPOSED to be about a MEDICAL EMERGENCY

[@alexsiriley]

humour is a good way of dealing with serious issues (plus like 80% of medical issues sound like sexual innuendos/jokes)

[@misswordlesswonder]

Omg this comment has 911 likes!

[@lemonlimeenzyme569]

*Not anymore.*

[@kin4386]

Well they're being humorous about it because it actually wasn't a medical emergency, Phil just thought it was in the moment because he's a hypochondriac.

[@pillowvibes]

to be fair, this is also a story of Phil putting something in his mouth that he shouldn’t have and having an undesirable result when he swallows the goo that comes out of it, he basically walked right into it

[@im_a_monsta1913]

Dan’s real judgey for someone who sprayed deodorant in their eyes 😂

[@thebeequeen9846]

Yes lol

[@MusaKitty]

Lmao

[@krishaunafisher]

RIGHT

[@caitmorgan]

LMAOOOOO

[@moon_prism_power1352]

Exactly!

[@gingko_maple]

Me: I wonder how their move went 🤔 Phil: WHY DAN HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE

[@maybecalyx]

200 likes in 3 minutes-

[@YungGreyvy]

What else did we expect from them, to be fair

[@triviapluto7240]

omg hualian

[@gingko_maple]

@@triviapluto7240 hualian invented love

[@triviapluto7240]

@@gingko_maple so true so true

[@thewinterizzy]

I can’t believe you robbed us of whenever Phil realized the pig was missing.

[@kimiandre8300]

plot twist he still hasnt noticed

[@jamiesprinkbob]

i dont think he ever did bestie

[@thewinterizzy]

@@jamiesprinkbob the truth do be hurting 😔✌🏻

[@misxfitx]

he probably only noticed while editing the video, if he even edited it himself. in the case he didn't, then i can't guarantee he has noticed at all lmao

[@anneonomous4910]

He probably didn't until editing-

[@ajcolher9353]

Why are paramedics always so god damn attractive? You're at your worst, all poorly and gross, and suddenly there's handsome people in your face? Cruel, is what that is.

[@baguettegott3409]

It's horrible. She was so nice, and I puked onto her shoes.

[@StuckUnderTheCovers]

Especially night shift ones!!! When the worst and most embarrassing incidents occur!!

[@Genderanarchy]

I was literally septic in the hospital and the HOTTEST nurses possible took care of me the entire stay. I literally smelled like antibiotic and unbathed person. I felt so bad for them

[@oliverharris60]

As a non-conventionally attractive person training to be a healthcare professional…glad to be of service for once 😂

[@Glaycier]

@@baguettegott3409well, if you think about it, it’s probably not the worst thing she had experienced.

[@thatladdyp4233]

Not Dan sassing phil like he didn’t spray his own eye with deodorant

[@lucassrandomstuff9507]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nekovannox]

And, let's be honest, Phil at least got concerned

[@angi217]

FR

[@yazmintweety9870]

BEST COMMENT EVER

[@julianarocha9370]

RIGHTTT

[@amandafitch2093]

Daniel, we haven’t forgotten that time you sprayed deodorant in your eye.

[@chaoslady9784]

And rubbed it

[@Eszter135]

Finally, a worthy opponent

[@ajaxc766]

or stepped on a bauble

[@chaoslady9784]

@@ajaxc766 I swear these men are just like me and clumsy as all hell just yesterday I kicked an ironing board me Dan and Phil should be wrapped in a layer of bubble wrap

[@daniellej1543]

AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ConniSmiley]

"I wasn't thinking straight..." "Phil, we both had this moment in 2019. We're gay." "I'm ThiNkiNg GaY..." Idk why that was so hilarious and adorable but it was

[@RenaissanceRockerBoy]

The fact that every Dan and phil stan is gay now is fitting and very funny

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear con

[@PureMossy]

Phil really said “god has let me live another day and I’m about to make it Dan’s problem.”

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

New Marvel Series: The Adventures of Glue Guy and Deodorant Boy.

[@AC-ud2gz]

i can't believe you missed the alliteration of deodorant dude!! a missed opportunity fren

[@LookingGlassLibrary]

@@AC-ud2gz LOL. I did consider it, but somehow Dan just doesn't seem like a "dude" person to me.

[@AC-ud2gz]

@@LookingGlassLibrary y'know what that's absolutely fair

[@natashaO-O]

sounds like a take on mermaid man and barnacle boy

[@jadecormode2854]

what about “deodorant dan”?

[@the-paige-gonzales]

Phil: “I’m not very good at telling stories” BRO THAT IS YOUR ENTIRE CAREER AND HAS BEEN FOR A DECADE 🤣🤣

[@Scrofar]

Phil: “I’m not very good at telling stories” also Phil: has a writing degree

[@gl4ssmooshr00m]

@@Scrofar pretty sure it's an english degree instead of writing :) lol

[@angelat4512]

Literally he was so flustered this whole video lmaoo

[@lilaroberts8101]

imagining phil walking in with a pale face saying “call 999.” would scare the shit out of me

[@vanessagripton6718]

phil is so scary

[@trxggerhxppy9257]

sounds terrifying

[@yeah8030]

@@trxggerhxppy9257 i’m t-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d

[@kisbored2189]

@@yeah8030 NO

[@macularius]

"BUT NOT FOR ME" and so the question of which one murders the other first was finally answered

[@dil-707]

ARE WE ALL SKIPPING OVER THE FACT THAT DAN SAID “DANISNOTONFIRE” AS HIS CHANNEL NAME????

[@dil-707]

21:21

[@lyricsmind]

Yeah, I was like " what?😯?" I really hope he makes youtube content again🤞

[@timecrayon]

omgs i didn't even notice 😂

[@zephzephyrus]

mans forgot he rebranded

[@dioverboard]

OMG I DIDNT NOTICE

[@IronicallyItsEmily]

The fact I’ve accidentally consumed super glue on several occasions by doing the exact same thing as Phil and HAVENT thought to go to the hospital is concerning

[@mustnz998]

The fact that you've done it SEVERAL times concerns me. Are you good?

[@stilesisnotneurotypical]

I live in America and have bad health insurance, I could probably eat a whole tube of super glue by accident and not think to go to the hospital.

[@two5arin893]

Whenever I've gotten super glue on my hand I've just.... Chewed it off 😃 and I've probably ate too much of it at this point

[@Genderanarchy]

Just American things

[@maggielaw6320]

This thread is for my fellow Americans, I see

[@katelyn5840]

“Moral of the story: don’t eat glue” I CANT, IM DYING OVER THIS

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

So is everyone who eats glue

[@oddcrafter1270]

You can't not eat glue?! That's horrible!

[@elayna68]

Wowww I was the 2 thousandth like!

[@thebrownieman5293]

But it’s my favourite pizza topping

[@theaaaa4180]

What if you just sniff it instead? (:

[@darkwadah]

Phil: *in an ambulance after eating glue, getting his mask stuck in the blood pressure machine* Dan, watching from afar: 🧍‍♂️🦊

[@TheGraceOfEbonee]

"Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" is going to become a thing isn't it.

[@SqualorOpera]

Yes

[@oddcrafter1270]

They should tape the bottle of glue to the paper and stick it on their wall. Source: I wrote "CAUTION" on a triangular piece of cardboard and stuck it on my bedroom wall; I had cut said piece from a shipping box, slicing my leg open in the process.

[@oxfordisacoyote]

Is "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" officially a pRoTiP??

[@dalehanna01]

maybe this will one day replace DDDNE (dead dove, do not eat)

[@myahitt1247]

Don’t give us ideas

[@alex-fs9yt]

I can't believe it's already been 2 years since they both came out. Now they are independent homeowners! And Dan has a book out! So proud of them living their lives.

[@HelloKitty60621]

TWO YEARS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO

[@alex-fs9yt]

@@HelloKitty60621 time flies

[@cassia-andor6445]

I feel like a proud mom.

[@i_am_leslie1419]

BRO 2 YEARS??? Where’d the time go omfg

[@faithjp7976]

Are they together or just friends ? Proud of them for coming out I haven’t checked in in years

[@emerdoherty720]

phil: [survives global pandemic] also phil: [ingests glue]

[@thegrxve]

with tears in my eyes, he still uses the 8$ firework effect

[@theartistmo6248]

I can’t believe someone else remembers that lmao, I’m glad those $8 dollars didn’t go to waste

[@bugbear2357]

He's getting his money's worth even now

[@callmek5]

RIGHT

[@jamiejo2000]

I’m not gonna cry

[@willowthegobbo]

Don't cry..... craft

[@lizhall1219]

As a paramedic’s daughter, I can literally imagine this story being told at every friend or familial event the medics go to ever

[@roet8792]

This absolutely would be on my dads list of stupidest calls he’s ever gotten lmao

[@skykrasher4475]

Lmao Medical Professionals’ Children Conference

[@lizhall1219]

@@skykrasher4475 We all sit in a circle and tell the stories we've heard about 14 times

[@skykrasher4475]

@@lizhall1219 And laugh at stupid patients

[@AmyAberrant]

@@lizhall1219 I didn’t know this was a thing but I’m not surprised

[@zippyoldschool4557]

The fact the Phil can clearly recall swallowing the glue and afterward STILL went “I must’ve not swallowed it” is baffling to me

[@clairoswife]

he was lying to himself

[@jessiebartholomew-smythe8096]

It says a lot about Dan that he calls 3am his ‘evening’

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

Anything before 4am is evening

[@Sentientmatter8]

:/

[@gunkyvi_]

it could be a regional dialect thing. either way its def funny lmao

[@LaurenB016]

Dan: Judges Phil for accidentally swallowing glue Also Dan: Sprayed deodorant in his eye before going on a flight.

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

To be fair, Dan was drunk and Phil was sober.

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

^i was just about to say that

[@LaurenB016]

@@AnnaS-es2yr “Great minds think alike”

[@kriaallison]

ok i know what you're talking about but i also misread as 'going in a fight' and now I'm just imagining 2021 dan trying his best in a fistfight while screaming with a hand over his eye

[@LaurenB016]

@@kriaallison Lmao!

[@caffeinefiendd]

_me, seeing on twitter that they moved in successfully:_ aw i’m glad it went well and they survived this video: lol u thought

[@oddcrafter1270]

I mean, you were right about the second thing...

[@2b00bsjohnson]

He said "30th birthday" and every cell in my body froze. I have really been watching these strange men on the internet for ten years now.

[@alexsiriley]

it's okay, I literally grew up with them and I forget they're close to my sisters age

[@Noah_the_wolf_]

I missed Phil accidently making dirty jokes and Dan pulling a confused yet supportive face

[@zeeSweet]

“I finally have some D in me!” -phil talking about vitamin d from the sun dan: 🤨😐🤔

[@notfreddie9285]

Memento Mori

[@Noah_the_wolf_]

@@notfreddie9285 memento mori my friend

[@xlexcon]

@@Noah_the_wolf_ memento mori again

[@syalea6459]

@@xlexcon nice profile pic. also, memento mori too

[@BriJBabe1234]

A long time ago Louise said that she’d call Dan in an emergency versus Phil, and to this day she’s correct (as exemplified by Dan’s packing of Phil’s bag)

[@621beachgirl]

Yes!! I thought of that too

[@Gretchasketches]

Dan and Phil: buy and get a whole house built Also Dan and Phil: let’s just super glue the broken glasses

[@byrnetdown6076]

getting new glasses takes a lot of work ok

[@ginime_]

Lol they spent all their money on the new house duh

[@Art3mis200]

My grandfather got a house built too and I can guarantee you, he would just whip out a tube of glue from the cupboard and glue his glasses back together 1000 times before he got a new pair

[@moonflower9035]

Dan: I packed Phil’s bag, phone, phone charger- Phil: My phone was on 1% so I couldn’t use it

[@depressedcolombian1999]

Dan wasn't able to give Phil his bag, because he wasn't allowed in the ambulance with Phil

[@rat-in-the-void]

Phil: they started checking me out Dan: not in that way, Phil wishes I-

[@awhellyeah12]

Not to be too 2015 but “can Dan come I’m scared” was very sweet

[@Chloe-jl6jo]

So cute

[@ahhh4117]

Its just about needing that support bby

[@meredithclaire2372]

This golden pig saga is thrilling, glad she’s okay

[@isle-unto-thyself]

Me too

[@mqddie]

Honestly aren't we all glad she's ok 😌✋🏼

[@woodfur00]

It is just now occurring to me that every single line in Dumb Ways to Die ("eat a tube of superglue" among them) sounds like something Phil would do.

[@relatableusername]

I actually sang that when I heard he did a strange swallow

[@kisbored2189]

that was my first thought lol

[@morganator1]

"i wonder what's this red button do?"

[@darlaeckart4770]

“I’m not good at telling stories” phil that’s literally what you do I think you’re doing alright most of the time

[@maddieh925]

Phil is the reason they now have to add "DO NOT INGEST" on the back of the bottle

[@BeaTheBear28]

For external use only: *squeezes a whole tube of moisturizer up ass*

[@Harrison_J_T]

The contrast between Phil thinking he swallowed glue and asking Dan to call 999 but the time he passed out twice and was like 'No it's fine, I just need toast.'

[@remusteahan3521]

The difference between anxious person coherent enough to convince themselves they dying, and anxious person who isnt coherent enough to think anything other than hmm no that would e a bother. Like the slightest thing has sent me into panic, but I got bitten by a dog and decided while in shock that calling my mother would be causing a bother, so I walked in to the shop down the road with blood dripping along with me (small nip on my finger but it was a ten minute walk lmao) and asked for a plaster lmao

[@Harrison_J_T]

@@remusteahan3521 It is funny what shock can do. I fell and badly cut up my face while walking to work a few years ago and people came to ask to help I was like 'No I'm fine, I'll just sit here on the footpath for a bit thanks.' One woman eventually convinced me to let her drive me the rest of the way to work...and they took one look at my still bleeding face and sent me home (well actually a colleague drove me to my GP which was across the road from my house). It hadn't occurred to me that I couldn't just go in and continue I with my day (it later turned out I had a concussion as well, haha)

[@lilliematthews7922]

@@Harrison_J_T A guy crashed his motorcycle outside the public library I used to work at. He came in, covered in blood, and asked for a Bandaid. We didn’t have any big enough to cover his entire body so we called an ambulance. They sent two for some reason.

[@elli3352]

I'm just like Phil a bit of a hypochondriac myself and I get panic attacks quite frequently. In my experience if you are really stressed you get panic attacks more often so that might also be a contributing factor in why he thought he was fine when he passed out from the migrane and him thinking he will die when he swollowed a bit of glue, he was just more stressed in general thus a bigger overreaction.

[@kayleigh.b7714]

As a current student paramedic I can tell you it's definitely not the weirdest thing they would have seen and fyi I would actually die if I turned up to a job and it was phil lester choking on super glue

[@two5arin893]

"oh yeah I fell on this shampoo bottle while I was in the shower, totally"

[@graciegalahad9258]

@@two5arin893 not the shampoo bottle in the shower lmao-

[@TheVikingWolf12]

True. Not a paramedic, but I had to take a friend to ER cause he shoved a riffle bullet up his rear. Fun times.

[@spooky3785]

Omg don't worry, there was a student paramedic for a family member and someone also just had their literal bird out. The student got to hold it and everything 😂

[@marsvilla7128]

Phil was having the cheesy movie moment of oops I'm so clumsy in front of a hot guy with his mask getting stuck and meanwhile Dan was living the final scene from Fleabag

[@Nush]

This made me CACKLE lmao

[@skibbos]

LMAO I WAS THINKING THE SAME

[@alexismaldonado9129]

Wtf I was thinking of fleabag too😂😂😭

[@freijapersson305]

Dan and Phil: Complaining for years about ambulances in the middle of the night Dan and Phil now: Are the ones calling an ambulance in the middle of the night

[@helenanaubert7045]

Character growth 😌

[@arkhamayden]

Their arc furthers

[@boocrimson7720]

I would say character development but I think that's going in the wrong direction

[@xFanysk]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 🤷

[@prettyupsetnerd5118]

corruption arc

[@olivergullikson2080]

I’ve missed having to dramatically adjust my volume whenever dan speaks

[@helloidkwhatimdoing653]

Dan screams my beloved

[@asaanaaa]

I was just thinking about that!

[@anatomicallycorrupt]

LMAOOO

[@jahanarahgraham8003]

The way Dan describes living with Phil sounds like he’s Phil’s parent and I love it 💀💀💀

[@confetticupcake]

“please daddy glue open and give me your secret juice” HOW IS THIS MAN A FAMOUS AUTHOR NOW 😟

[@emoryv.m.4195]

i thought the line would go "please daddy glue open and give me your goo" for full rhyme effect

[@yukihai]

Lol because he writes things like that XD

[@vanessagripton6718]

jordyn famous when????

[@drawingkupfer6967]

We all know he probably started with gay fanfiction.

[@boocrimson7720]

Probably for reasons exactly like that

[@shweeneex]

My first thought was just "of course he did" Edit: fuck I forgot it unlikes it..FAQ

[@el02]

typical dan ig

[@notyep_]

SAME LMAO

[@maybecalyx]

100 Likes in 2 minutes-

[@natalieclaire6047]

It’s something that feels so normal for him knowing how clumsy the both are lmfaoo

[@yupluto4843]

RIGHT???

[@axsh111]

Dan, probably, after this incident, "I don't want to *stick* with this guy anymore."

[@lonelypancake]

Go to pun jail

[@Periwinkie22]

L E A V E

[@gamzeemakarasemptyfaygo]

This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny! 🔫👮

[@the.muffin]

Too bad for dan, they might as well be attached at the hip Its the only pun i could think of khfskbf

[@tlouitas]

“I wasn’t thinking straight.” No one: Dan: _neither of us ever are_

[@virtualboyscout4416]

I like that one of the concerns was the neighbors seeing Phil with broken taped up glasses bc oh how embarrassing and then an entire ambulance shows up

[@hollystar311]

Incredibly poetic

[@kaitlynchan8382]

i think that was in their old place tho? but yeah LMAO

[@NellCurley]

Now I know why they live together: *Phil cannot be trusted to live by himself or he will ingest glue or fall down the stairs and die* Dan is basically saving his life just by being under the same roof.

[@frankie6597]

"please daddy glue open me and give me your juice" I feel so bad for every person who just found Dan from his book, think that he's this incredible wholesome person, and then hear that line.

[@novas2905]

wouldn't necessarily call his book the most wholesome thing... had quite some innuendos as weird stories

[@frankie6597]

yes yes very true

[@TheOriginalDalamanza]

"I walked in to see Dan again and tapped on the glass" phil, you're not supposed to tap on the glass of the tank, it disturbs the dans UPDATE: in the latest assumptions video, Phil mentioned Dan has taken up aquascaping. Nice to know he's taking the time to 🌊decorate🌊

[@Anna-zo7dj]

FAV COMMENT HERE

[@kisbored2189]

this is my favorite comment omg

[@haajiraaziz9723]

I was wondering what that was about tbh

[@drylagoon]

i giggled

[@DarleneLesmana]

enrichment time in his enclosure

[@brie]

i bet y’all walk into the hospital and the people at the front desk are just like “oh… not them again”

[@Laura-ql4mg]

I had an ER doctor recognize me! 🤣 It had been about 4 or 5 months, but he said "Haven't I seen you before?"

[@maitesoto1953]

@@Laura-ql4mg an ER doctor recognised me once too... she'd been the one that sent my mum home because "she had a spike in blood pressure" when she'd actually had a stroke so... Not a doctor I wanted to check me out even if I only had a flu

[@savannahrusso5117]

Young Dan: Wow this guy is so cool. I wanna be his friend Adult Dan: This man is a massive dork. What is my life?

[@Yumixfan]

Young Dan (when I was also young): Wow this guy is so cool. I wanna be his friend Adult Dan(now that I'm an adult): This man is a massive dork. I wanna be his friend

[@drawingkupfer6967]

That change tho

[@caya0105]

The fact that this is almost becoming a series is worrying

[@boocrimson7720]

Well first Dan nearly blinded himself and tried to play it off as if he was fine, and technically speaking he was, and now Phil has almost poisoned himself with glue... it's just kinda the perpetual mood of their lives at this point

[@red0421]

They need somebody to just check in every now and then to make sure they're alive and not injured from some accidentally-self-inflicted-Home-Alone nonsense. Oh God they _would_ .

[@sofiakontomisios3694]

as a raging hypochondriac myself it's kind of nice and comforting to see someone else have the same sort of thought process/panic with any sort of symptom or any sort of situation like this lol

[@millie420]

Alternative title: Dan and Phil’s first near death experience in the new house

[@milliereeves2215]

Imagine kids in school having a safety day and they get guest appearances from a policeman, a fireman, and Phil telling them to not eat glue.

[@Zubiila]

I mean we had someone come and tell us not to sniff glue. A bit different, I know, but somehow I could totally see this happening 😂

[@ChrissaTodd]

or the hot paramedic comes in to talk about phil eating glue

[@katanabandet4706]

The “handsome” filter on Phil to be the hot medic is so funny

[@mermaidprincess27]

the rewatchability of this video is insane

[@airabelle]

dan seems like the type of person who’d make you write “I will not open glue with my teeth” several times on a paper until your wrist hurts

[@leodavis322]

Dolores Umbridge style 😳

[@JasmineJadeSings]

and then proceed to do it himself

[@Sentientmatter8]

@@JasmineJadeSings This

[@shizu8088]

“Please daddy glue, open and give me your secret juice” ...why am I not surprised Dan said that

[@SamDeFalcon]

This title is nostalgic in a strange way…. Maybe because Phil is known for being clumsy.

[@liamcherie369]

I had the same thought 💭

[@beyza9436]

dan and phil, someone with khr in their profile pic... this feels like 2014 for me oh my god

[@TarisLuna]

But that was more than just clumsy....

[@SamDeFalcon]

@@beyza9436 PFFFFF

[@SamDeFalcon]

@@TarisLuna I just finished the video, lol, it’s clumsy brain process, logic was out the window.

[@megaphonemedia9878]

Dan went from wearing strictly black to light gray. I’m so proud of his growth💜

[@ariannarichardson7713]

And slightly purple!!!!!

[@datsvewynice]

even dan himself won’t accept his rebrand

[@chiaseed425]

Was thrown back into 2015 with that danisnotonfire

[@nathair7388]

new merch idea: booty shorts that say "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" in the back

[@oodlespaos]

My parents would absolutely never allow me to get these even for around the house but I still NEED these to be a thing

[@_gremlinboy]

Somebody tag dan on Twitter

[@gothboithick]

holy shit i need those in my life

[@oliviacaron7088]

I want a pair

[@Sentientmatter8]

Yes please. I do want those to l wear at home where no one will see. I would even buy that on a t shirt.

[@datsvewynice]

i’ve never seen anything more married than this and it only just started

[@CoffeeQueen03]

I know😭💕

[@_Krazy.Kayla_]

They shared a sofa to sleep on and no one is mentioning this!

[@valeries1764]

The filter of a handsome medic is so funny I literally cried

[@oeleos6730]

The goddamn ass chair in this sober, well designed room kills me

[@phe.mp3]

LMAO right?

[@phe.mp3]

But long live the ass chair

[@beautifulnightmare7551]

Please it looks like the dark academia aesthetic but cheeky

[@autumnsprite]

@@beautifulnightmare7551 extra cheeky

[@beautifulnightmare7551]

@@autumnsprite extra butt cheeky

[@TimeBucks]

Phil really has done it all

[@Sheikrisvan1991]

Yes but more thing will work done

[@ChristionGirl45]

No, he has yet to need an organ from Dan, once that happens, then he will of done it all! 😅😂

[@anthonysmith7504]

That’s what she said

[@whythenumber]

The man the myth the legend

[@ald00I]

Dan "deodorant in my eye" howell and phil "i ate superglue" lester they really are a perfect couple

[@logansanders9307]

Perfect couple XD

[@bobbioleary1266]

soulmates

[@Nick_the_antzzzz]

Soulmates for life

[@TheToastIsBurnt]

Literal soulmates

[@Spoopybat]

Friendmates

[@moonstenebrocity]

dan smiling fondly bc of phil being phil every 5 seconds gives me life

[@alissabutterworth3826]

i really hope phil knows we are happy to see even just a glimpse of his house and doesn’t feel too pressured to show it all if he doesn’t want :) also the fact dan also be sympathetic while annoyed is a skill i have not yet mastered.

[@francesatty7022]

love how youre calling it phils house dans paying him rent

[@alissabutterworth3826]

@@francesatty7022 oh my gosh i didn’t even notice. THEIR HOUSE. THEY OWN A HOUSE. that’s still so odd to say.

[@mabel6085]

phil is an incredibly accurate representation of me trying to tell a story, so now i feel more confident in the fact that i’m not the only person who is unable to tell a story without creating 10 other stories

[@madisonm2167]

I was laughing at him but I know this is exactly what I do too 😹

[@longlivethegays]

i usually know who's listening to me and who's not because when i tell a story i create a tangent and then i try to go back but i've forgotten what i was saying and i need someone to tell me lol.

[@madigoddard1267]

This is giving me major “reasons why dan’s a fail” vibes but now it’s Phil instead of Dan

[@antoniacosta6221]

It's a phail (I'm so sorry I'll leave)

[@bookenjoyer3970]

@@antoniacosta6221 nice hahaha

[@sssophie9292]

Did everyone else hear it as they read it?

[@pitpat2928]

(yay)

[@wovencoven]

@@antoniacosta6221 yasss I was just about to say reasons why Phil’s a phail

[@KelseyDavis12895]

Honestly I relate to your “mild hypochondria” and ability to spiral into a panic over your health. I love that you’re able to laugh about it and translate to something genuinely entertaining, because I know how real that fear can be in the moment. I’ve had my fair share of moments 😅

[@Hyperkooki]

ME TOO!!!

[@meggz35]

Literally same. Once had a panic attack and completely convinced myself it was a heart attack and nearly called an ambulance. Husband got me to calm down and realize that the more I calmed down, the better I felt - which wouldn't happen with a heart attack lmao. I have all the sympathy for Phil!

[@amandaisnotwriting]

I've been to the emergency room for anxiety about my health at least 4 times so like.... same, anxiety disorders fucking SUCK especially when they translate into hypochondria and freaking out over the smallest things q.q

[@theliffemonster]

I’ve had an ambulance come out for a panic attack and the regret set in almost as soon as I saw them pull up

[@heavens.sprawl]

Not me with actual health issues and still doing bad things cause it’s cheaper than the one time (a week ago) things went bad and I went to the hospital while visiting my family lol

[@aulyla9004]

“This push pop bangin’” “That’s a glue stick”

[@ellaisplotting]

Amazing 😆

[@randomgrmlin]

Lmao literally!

[@user-vt1zr9fo2c]

That's the version of the story phil was too embarrassed to tell us

[@dangerliesbeforeyou]

the fact that phil thinks we'd judge him for this as if we haven't all been watching him be clumsy & nearly kill himself and/or dan for the last god knows how many years lol

[@ash-hm4bt]

No seriously😭

[@FiddlerMcRiddler]

Everyone’s talking about the deodorant incident but what about the heatstroke incident??

[@babyfaceweeb8937]

Oh shit 😂😂😂

[@rayray-e5o]

wait-.. what?- what heatstroke incident-?!

[@FiddlerMcRiddler]

@@rayray-e5o when Dan was younger he got really bad heatstroke on a vacation

[@nicetomeecha]

Dan has had multiple incidents. Lol

[@helenaagain]

HAHAH I COULD NEVER FORGET