STOP SEARCHING FOR THIS! - Dan and Phil Play: HIGHER OR LOWER

[@SpeedBead]

"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" I want that on a shirt

[@danitayadav7088]

SpeedBead oh my god yess 😂😂

[@maddipheifer4500]

please omg

[@jinepiphany904]

still want 'Fight me you ceramic bitch' on a t-shirt

[@cuy9635]

SpeedBead now i want one 😂😂

[@louygirl7]

They just need to make march with shit they say on them.

[@mesa3420]

Dan vs Phil = Logic vs Heart

[@danisetsuko]

mesadylankeene - except when talking about strip clubs 😂

[@kaylay65]

left brain vs right brain lol Bo would be proud

[@mesa3420]

DaPanda Girl true

[@garlicbread3746]

left brain right bran

[@Ixaxe]

YOU GOTTA JOB TO DO YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT AND THE RIGHT WAY IS WITH THE LEFT BRAIN'S MIGHT

[@wickedbunniez]

Dan "I'm gonna stop being a tumbler emo!" *wears a normal people scare me shirt*

[@fridaandersson1347]

"Tumbler" i'm..

[@paulsutcliffe8335]

Diamond_ Daniela qqqqqqqqqq

[@jmie42]

tumbler wash

[@mychemicalblackveilbrides5970]

tumbler

[@selenakarr-batman5800]

Diamond_ Daniela tumbler

[@Jocelyn-yy4zx]

jealous dan is my aesthetic

[@sarahfignutmum8235]

I only liked so it was 666 likes, sorry

[@samueltichenor2486]

Dan and Phil are the human versions of the right brain and left brain

[@mariamarques1444]

Sam Bear omg that's so true lmao

[@kaylajabez6918]

yessss

[@m0nnie_]

Sam Bear Omg yesss

[@LeilanaMinso]

Phil is right brain, dan is left brain, I did it based off their fringes 😹

[@samueltichenor2486]

MegaPlex Yesss

[@xxxattentionseeker3205]

"Ur not just gonna google ur local McDonald's" u seem to under estimate us dan

[@xxxattentionseeker3205]

Us americans

[@maximummontague1390]

Wormy Animations i could walk to my nearest m donalds blindfoldes

[@musicalsmabel6299]

Randomized Lunatic lol

[@staticheart5638]

Randomized Lunatic same, I literally do that sm😂

[@raelin6207]

Omg 666 likes

[@reesemiller3271]

Phil: it's destiny Sam and I met- Dan: NO IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE

[@matildab.7954]

Reese Miller jealous Dan 😈

[@castheangel9867]

Reese Miller Dan's facial expressions while Phil was talking about the Sam coincidence were priceless

[@lolak7643]

Um....A mysterious traveling Sam with surfer hair? Supernatural crossover anyone?

[@shreya7182]

Lola K lmao yes phil is meg in this situation, watch out everyone

[@Karasu-fg8fd]

This makes sense now

[@SuziLikesToPlay]

Phil: I met him at THREE different airports it must be fate! Dan: *CoInCiDeNcE* Phil: But- Dan: *Im YoUr FaTe*

[@zlashercrasher862]

Mirajane Strauss Our bby seemed so pissed off xD

[@Tinuviel18]

I was thinking the same way and scrolled down to see if i was the only one

[@redpandashatecherries]

Calm down Daniel

[@isabellac1824]

he was hELLa jEaLoUs ;)))

[@jax6686]

awwwh exactly what i was thinking

[@sabrinalynn9302]

"YOU SHOULD'VE CONSULTED ME" phil is the man in this household

[@scarlett8876]

sabrina lynn. TRUE

[@user-ru3zw6lz9h]

Ew.

[@florrrina]

degree degree

[@keishabriannax]

Agree

[@keishabriannax]

K the disrespect

[@celticcountrylover]

"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" is probably the nerdiest thing I've ever heard ever. XD

[@moongem4489]

Rosie Cairns same

[@bea-jv9ri]

celticcountrylover when you said that then I carried on playing the video and he just said that

[@사이먼-k5x]

celticcountrylover yup

[@celticcountrylover]

Oh, it's not bad. Just hella nerdy.

[@pepsimax48820]

P: There's a guy I know called Sam- D: *MAJOR EYE ROLL*

[@lilyking222]

I think Dan is just jealous that Phil gets more excited over the guy he met at the airport than he does over Dan

[@brookegossard5928]

seeing dan make THAT face and then turning down your volume

[@radcece4451]

yes omg

[@shookookie2222]

Brooke Gossard omg this is so true

[@bunnytheknoxville]

phil: "vaseline has a lot of uses" dan: *intense stare* "..." youtube: *ADVERTISEMENT TIME*

[@redpandashatecherries]

Same

[@kilahpennington3822]

Same

[@KJ-qd4ek]

I Am Sister Daniel lol

[@jade_blax]

666

[@corpsenugget455]

||-//

[@lezlezzin]

dan and phil thinking "kyle field" is an athlete and not realizing it's a..... field when the picture is literally a field is my aesthetic hahahha

[@hazzel5433]

leeanna I’m glad someone else noticed

[@jayleighbear]

as an aggie i too am deeply offended

[@negligible_reality]

to be fair i also didn't know that lol

[@alannah653]

feminism and war history, my two favourite things

[@vaativavarvasleikkaus]

Me

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Alannah P Same

[@supersonic6113]

smh

[@applepielover2014]

Amazing Annie in most countries favorite is spelled with a u.

[@lisak4928]

both of them are really interesting don't judge me

[@bripatane9809]

"vaseline has a lot of uses" *dan glances nervously to the side*

[@dontyellatme369]

Ashley cook loob

[@abodythememer2027]

Unicørn! At we will never know what dan was thinking at that moment

[@RomanRomizzy]

LOOOL I was thinking the same thing

[@abodythememer2027]

Unicørn! At The Discø Phandøm if someone used vaseline and beyonce at the same time.........they are doing something naughty.....

[@aliciaschrank]

Nice profile pic

[@kaseyx1475]

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is! Dan: Yeah, because he's a sexy swim guy! Me: ASDFGJKLKHFVJ

[@nxellee]

Kasey x saaameee

[@cerisewoodson7922]

When did he say that?

[@funnychic7]

Kasey x PEARL COVERED HER MOUTH WHEN SUPPOSEDLY TALKING ABOUT PINK DIAMOND AND NOW THIS?!? I CANT DEAL WITH ALL THESE HINTS!

[@rinisonline4312]

SAME

[@Emilyeh05]

I'm a swimmer so I LOST IT

[@Mar-wj5ve]

"Vaseline has a lot of uses" -AmazingVaseline

[@stella-mg2km]

Umirisu but literally Dan’s face at that moment

[@shraddhasonaress]

i died at that moment

[@juliac628]

Phil: "who searches for Mc.Donalds?" Me: Americans.

[@iwanttogohome7350]

Lol it's sad but so true

[@blank7146]

Julia C I have never eaten at a McDonald's despite being American lmao

[@zsxdcfgvbhnjkmpgotfiufdyxh8877]

xX MythicalFlower Xx wait wut

[@asianangel1905]

Me for the phone number for delivery

[@poppy4764]

.....im british and Ave seached it a lot of times

[@alexjumpman5883]

Phil: "I have a special connection with Sam" Dan:*jealousy activated* jealous dan: "everything is coincidence! it's nothing to do with destiny! I AM UR DESTINY"

[@cordelia2473]

Ahnna Alberto stop.

[@phandomtwat9006]

Literally what happened lol 😂

[@mnorberta24]

AHAHAHA DEADASS WHAT HAPPENED IM CACKLING LMAO

[@nunubanunus]

mnorberta24 love your profile

[@chrissyfranks1273]

Dan getting jealous of this Sam person is my new aesthetic

[@honeyyhowell8769]

i love the argument Dan and phil had over sam, I never knew I needed that

[@honeyyhowell8769]

Tubieclan_POWER! its all anyone talks about :")

[@progrockdude2691]

Same, even though I was pretty much siding with Dan throughout that entire argument. XD

[@hammaandenna5259]

phil: vaseline has a lot of uses dan: *gives dirty/weird face* how did i know dan was gonna do that.

[@creepergirlbkd]

Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used im crying

[@springlockfailure]

Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used I'm pretty sure it's more than a month...

[@breelowe4026]

Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used I love your username

[@roxjw]

band trash Im dying bc of this rn

same :DD

[@ashe767]

*opens new tab and Googles women's rights and homelessness*

[@flick8612]

oh my god I literally just did that

[@astral-xd5zi]

I did the exact same lmao

[@johnegbert1807]

Phil: I'm not satisfied Angelica Schuyler: Same

[@wormieisalive]

tru

[@lilyjane1234]

Ham fam represent

[@angelicas2258]

John Egbert same

[@TeanaFaye]

Yes, how do you think Eliza feels?

[@ashleigh6349]

Yep

[@cafellow2271]

*this video is just living proof that dan is left brain and phil is right brain.*

[@reverienedde]

The only thing is that dan is left handed and Phil is right handed.

[@taylor3785]

PunchSoda king bo

[@ichinjii]

Reverie Nedde the right hemisphere of the grain controls the left side of your body and vice versa, so the comment is correct.

[@namy2588]

Bo burnham

[@hetalianwaffles6684]

PunchSoda YASSSS

[@myrrhperez1924]

"There's a guy called Sam" *Dan rolls his eyes* Jealous Dan strikes again

[@sairuhbby]

Maybe Dan has competition bc stalker Sam wants to be Phil trash #1.

[@tr-wf6ub]

Myrrh Perez *spends time and effort on convincing phil it means nothing*

[@astelshusband2459]

"IT'S NOT DESTINY PHIL. STOP RUBBING IT ON MY FACE"

[@m4444rketa]

Myrrh Perez Of course he rolled his eyes because of jealousy. It absolutely wasn't because Phil was talking crap.

[@paris4464]

Myrrh Perez awwww it was so cute 😚 I saw it directly in his eyes

[@mscottcarpenter]

Dan: Ugh I hate these games.. Phil: These games are always fun!! Game: *Are Women's Rights or Granola more important topics in people's minds?* Phil: Dan: Goddamnit Phil

[@imaginefishes]

"shut the front door" i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door.

[@scottyjackson8929]

Closing a goddamn door***

[@imaanfaisal7278]

Murderous Rose it's "the"

[@vern4585]

its "a" beebo said so himself

[@scottyjackson8929]

Imaan Faisal Go listen to the song right now, it's "a"

[@cadettaekook7815]

That1Nerd its a or the, Beebo also said that he doesn't mind which you say

[@sarahm.8336]

The way Phil says yogurt is my religion

[@moisturizedweni5603]

Sarah M. YES!

[@lazylynxspace7001]

YAAAAAAASSSS

[@moisturizedweni5603]

TATUM HYATT Yepp

[@jackson4560]

we could make a religion out of this

[@leahb6349]

Yogurt is my city

[@doloecheverria2206]

Phil:I know who Micheal Phelps is Dan: Yeah because he's a sexy swimming guy,duh

[@Emily-lt1uq]

Maria Jimenez 😂

[@arkin3267]

literally everyone when watching Free

[@supermonkeyball2]

Artemning make us free na splash kaseneta (((':

[@duckduckno]

SamAndPhilGames is gonna replace this channel soon

[@shinisnotonfire]

still waiting for sam

[@fibi_496]

Dan killed him

[@OddiMiseinen]

You know what, it wouldn't be the worst option.....

[@negligible_reality]

well, it means we'll actually get some gaming content on this channel again...

[@blatantly-false-alibi]

I personally believe dan makes it his duty to break the sound barrier every DanAndPhilGames video

[@katepriebe3541]

Trash this doesn't make sense bc he's slow

[@opheliaismyname9180]

"That's what happens when you go fast,you moron"-Dan Howell 2k1X(cause I don't know when he said it)

[@teaganheath8424]

Trash sound barrier is how fast you move not actual sound

[@kelsiandersen2798]

SOUND BARRIER IS SPEED

[@peachy.peachy.peachy]

Are you Phil? The sound barrier is when you go really fast 😂

[@emmaborah8394]

I live for the way Phil says "Yogurt"

[@dvnhrms]

Tyler's Ukelele yo-GURT

[@ok-nk5tg]

Tyler's Ukelele You're such a lucky ukulele, how do Tyler's hands feel?

[@5tarrin]

|-/

[@darkdan2813]

Tyler's Ukelele may I be the ukulele strings

[@dddaizy3141]

that's how you say yoghurt tho lmao

[@evelynflynn8116]

Dan: tries to ditch his relatable tumblr brand Dan: wears a "normal people scare me" shirt.

[@iamlordemu7542]

Evelyn Flynn when did he try to ditch the "relatable Tumblr brand"

[@cywrencipher5755]

I am Lord Emu last month he rebranded to be more professional

[@tomanyfandoms4216]

Evelyn Flynn the likes are at 666 I don't want to ruin it

[@VoidIsLonely]

I just made the likes 888.... wat....

[@hannab8189]

Sam the surfer hits different

[@mena3196]

Now it hits even *more* different

[@belalugosi_isdead]

how did honey get in my belly button shit you’re right

[@insane_girl3372]

True

[@vanessahansmann2465]

I kinda think we should applaud phil for not eating all the haribos before the video was filmed.. PROPS TO YOU 👏

[@nicholasphilmon]

Vanessa Hansmann I'm proud

[@marconi1268]

Vanessa Hansmann I'm a proud mum rn

[@sydneyjackson4248]

True lol

[@LemonCuck]

Vanessa Hansmann I thought that said 'PRO TIPS TO YOU' I'm in too deep

[@vanessahansmann2465]

savannah bridgeford same though

[@erinyarborough5985]

Phil Lester talking about strip clubs and the many uses of Vaseline is my aesthetic

[@estherhodson]

(showing a picture of a football field) Kyle Field: Phil; "oh he's probably some American Football player" Dan; *clicks on higher*, *gets it wrong* Phil; "I was gonna say lower! I don't know a Kyle Field!" maybe that's because Kyle Field.. is a football field, hints the name *and* picture😂

[@samgibson13]

im dead

[@proteus3393]

Esther Hodson OH MY GOD IM AMERICAN AND I THOUGHT HE WAS A GUY :')

[@elizabethbooton7017]

Your not the only one I watch football and I thought it was a guy

[@mollysministuff]

I thought that was someone's name. Well, I'm an idiot.

[@puzzledkettle]

I go to A&M and I started laughing so hard

[@roxibillion6180]

Phil: It's the galaxy! Dan: Coincidence Me: Phil, Sam is stalking you....

[@Alfie_1]

Phil's hair has streaks of ginger in it again...

[@netowner666]

AlfietheGreat? Boy I hope he stops dyeing it now that Dan stopped straightening his hair

[@alissapurplebunnies5955]

Boy i hope phil does whatever the fuck he wants with his hair and just simply enjoys his life 🌻

[@6i1lia]

What i love about the Phandom most (other than Dan and Phil) is the comments. You see so few 'firsts' and 'hey guys, i've got something cool for you!' And so much actual conversation between phans, original comments, and just all in all a great community. This is what all creators should envy ❤️

[@shivanipandey8345]

Gillian G ikr! the phandom is g8

[@hugsfromphil8960]

exactly! the phandom is full of such nice, talented and supportive people and it's a great feeling to know that you aren't the only one watching these guys. i love you pham! ❤️

[@amners0]

Thx pham ♥♥♥♥♥

[@tejashreepai1361]

Gillian G ... You are literally speaking my thoughts.. I love and respect everything about Phandom 😊

[@lindsay4254]

Gillian G first

[@chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821]

Phil said to yell at you so: GUYS ITS BEEN 10 WEEKS GET TABLES!!!

[@lucy-if1xo]

wow dans jelous of sam the airport guy

[@aoki9952]

jealous!dan is strong in this one

[@ApparentlyNotHere]

Omg I know right

[@vin2164]

McDonald's is probably searched more than Beyoncé because a lot of people were probably searching for the McDonald's closest to them on Google maps.

[@elizabeth0484]

Which Cat that's what I was thinking 😂🙈

[@brothebys]

Which Cat OR because McDonald's is popular worldwide

[@AwesomeTenny56]

Which Cat or to apply for a job there online

[@Mikthedik]

Which Cat exactly and what's on the menu

[@faicotone]

And because McDonald's delivery is a thing in some countries and you can order it from the McDonald's website

[@dddaizy3141]

Phil: 'Vaseline has a lot of uses' Dan: 'yEaH'

[@daadaa6356]

awesome profile pic

[@ameliaweeks5]

10% of the video: playing the game 90% of the video: Phil talking about Sam the surfer

[@cristeenuh4265]

What a coincidence that Vaseline and coincidence had the same number

[@cristeenuh4265]

I see what you did there game 😉

[@leah_camden]

Cristeenuh ! You replied to yourself

[@cristeenuh4265]

Leah Rogers I know

[@j-6833]

Is this how you trick yourself into thinking your not lonely?

[@LilRedKay13]

Cristeenuh ! Isi

[@alexbussell2490]

Dan is just jealous because Phil thinks that Sam from the airport is special. We all know it.

[@bbyxo0o]

"Michael Phelps is a sexy swim guy" ~Daniel Howell 2017

[@cohenkarr5119]

pusheen the cat 🐱

[@miraculoustext6694]

Phil ya got some competition

[@keishabriannax]

Miraculous Text I was just gonna type that aixjnq

[@daisyy3631]

pusheen the cat Fuck you took my relevance away from me my comment used to have the most likes :'''')

[@kristiwillcutyourhairtoday5704]

Miraculous Text ahhah get it....competition....bye

[@Anasvet28]

This Sam argument hits different

[@karolllaaagomez]

Guys it's been two months THERE ARE STILL CARDBOARD BOXES AS SIDE TABLES I HAVENT FORGOTTEN MY DADS

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Twenty øne Panicking crybabies I was thinking that last video, glad I'm not alone

[@malinahunt496]

Twenty øne Panicking crybabies WAIT DID YOU SAY TWO MONTHS

[@chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821]

i commented this as well :)

[@karolllaaagomez]

Malina Hunts yEs

[@anathxma_5814]

OMG! I love Anthony Padildo and FantasticFil !

[@haniachibowska7551]

anathxma _ thank you for this comment

[@hailey_thewalkingdenial_8675]

anathxma _ I appreciate this comment more than you'd think

[@April-vu7yo]

i love danyul howl

[@skylamoreno]

anathxma _ I love dani snot on fire!!!

[@anathxma_5814]

why does this have over 500 likes I'm-

[@rhondaward-cunningham8921]

I can't wait until you guys see what's going on with me and my family!

[@axdja]

Dab Howtler YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THE INTERNET YOUNG MAN...

[@theTastiestNacho]

I'm just waiting for the Dilien Howlter fan account

Do your homework and stop hating on your new brother

[@haley7220]

How's Evan? :)

[@sabrinaschultz6851]

there is one i saw two fighting in the comment of the recent sims video

[@dumbloser8682]

Phil: we need more! *_I'M NOT SATISFIED_* *rips off shirt, revealing a peachy pink dress* *-i caME AS SOON AS I HEARD-*

[@tess1044]

Obsessive Fangirl all the ham fam in the comments I'm living

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Obsessive Fangirl LOL

[@Hannahruda]

ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON!! *DAMN*

[@dyanivanloenhout7088]

Obsessive Fangirl PREACH

[@Tam-hl8hm]

LMAO

[@rjgarnet4588]

'Society is *boned* man.' Dan Howell, 2017, speaking about strip clubs.

[@lheal8355]

Phil loving sweets so much gives me hope in humanity, he's so adorable.

[@liyasimon8087]

Ooo, possessive Dan is jealous of "Sam the surfer"

[@juststef2451]

Stormfast Wolf I need a phanfic for this

[@liyasimon8087]

I have a wattpad. Good idea. =)

[@_random_girl_online_]

Stormfast Wolf HAHAHAHAHAHA please tell me if u write that

[@elijelibeli6282]

Stormfast Wolf Yes, please tell us!

[@jessfavero186]

Stormfast Wolf oh geez. I just posted the same comment xD

[@anesa5409]

"danisnotbeyonce"

[@redpandashatecherries]

AmazingVaseline

[@montana6816]

Anthony Padildo looks so good in this video omg 😍

[@jerseyl0ad1ng]

Montana I know! His new curl is adorable

[@Lilyium]

Montana it's Padilla. 🙃

[@lanalevine6842]

Lily V you.... obviously don't get the joke

[@Harvey-pv2pd]

Montana i'm divorcing you

[@crowley0064]

Montana oh jesus lmao

[@Nadia-ju7tf]

Phil: Vaseline has a lot of uses Dan: *internally screaming*

[@sevzn]

Nadia Bashir phil would know ;^)

[@bambi_bbholic6343]

i was gonna comment this :D that face tho xD

[@EmilyP]

I'm watching this from a campsite I hope everyone is enjoying hearing dan screaming at 10pm

[@xx_kelsea_xx7998]

Emily P IM CAMPING TOO WATCHING THIS AHAH

[@clutterinparadise8839]

“If you’re a Popeye fan, go and google some women’s rights” 😂😂😂😂

[@darkanddustyy8556]

Lets have fun This beat is sick Can I take a ride on your *limbo stick*

[@deaddolly114]

Thebeanmemes AJ definitely using this

[@beetlebeebabie8582]

Thebeanmemes AJ this is everything 😂

[@owomoxcx]

Wasn't it "Disco Stick"?

[@LeachZeech]

Owen W. Yes, but it's a joke because they said limbo stick at the beginning :)

[@dcgangsterrockstar6974]

they only reason I know that song is when mark sang it on the whisper challenge with Matthis 😂😂

[@valentinamachucam]

Phil: "Who's searching for McDonalds?" Me: "...America"

[@meowfawn]

Valentina I'm in America and you are correct

[@emilymcwhorter7929]

Valentina honestly I did last night to apply. 'Merica

[@MissyRosey]

Valentina too true though because we were in a new place and wanted somewhere cheap to eat at 2 in the morning.

[@grace2550]

accurate

[@avagina2009]

Valentina I

[@hgnnnnnnnn4184]

Sure people noticed Dan's eye rolling when Phil talked about Sam but that look directed at the camera and cheeky smile tho

[@melissacollins1247]

"Whos searching for macdonalds" OH YOU PRECIOUS BOYS. 'Mericans

[@queenava9218]

Champagne, cocaine, Vaseline

[@halliemae1778]

And most things in between

[@ugh5677]

Ava Brandel oml 😂😂 brendon feels proud af

[@deadacc3792]

I just choked on a smoothie omc

[@subtocarterfn7957]

and most things in walgreens

[@charlee7273]

...

[@JessFitzgerald]

As a British person the amount of people commenting 'omg I love how Phil says yogurt' makes me laugh 😂

[@skythehuman]

their accents (and british accents in general) are just so much better than my bland american one lol

[@animeeti]

Jess Fitzgerald ikr it’s so weird because to me it’s just the normal way to say it

[@moonlightangel_]

Jess Fitzgerald I know it’s just normal for me 😂

[@fairylen7385]

In Australia, although we mostly share spelling and pronunciation with Britian, got some reason we say yoghurt the same was as America...it's very strange

[@rosecoloredbby]

Lmao you should hear yogurt in Spanish it feels so weird to say

[@twatella9120]

phil- vaseline has a lot of uses dan- *panics*

[@alienillusi0n]

phanics*

[@Mel-oe7oz]

at the disco

[@ellalabarre1225]

jennysaurus *phanic!

[@Lily-xq1em]

HOW TO DO THEY RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO NOT DEVOUR THE ENTIRE TUB THO

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

Lily Elizabeth let's be honest. They probably devoured it after filming

[@chloerose203]

I bet Phil just snuck one every time there's a change

[@savannahmccool7913]

I thought this comment was about Vaseline.

[@khoi.8699]

3 years later, how are you?

[@Emily-bb9cm]

The highlights of this video include: Vaseline Beyoncé Strip clubs Women's rights Hitler (x2)

[@jadacrouch7436]

Emily Mallin The Sam Story

[@camilaubillagodoy4818]

And Come to Brazil!

[@destinynelson2826]

Emily Mallin "Yogurt"

[@aubreym1842]

And Sam and phils destiny to save the world

[@bokelmann4193]

dont forget Fernandina trying to impersonate dan and phil in the comments

[@eliskaklomfarova1705]

im still so blessed to be alive at the same time as dan and phil

[@fiabae7]

ring ding dong greetings fellow army

[@modeloluvr]

same

[@thatgirlevy2686]

Sane

[@niayo8911]

Hola kpop Stan

[@menoriez]

Omfgg saaaaaame thank god

[@gardxnofeden]

Phil calling Beyoncé queen and singing one of her songs made my black girl heart flutter♥️♥️

[@ryryry333]

Jey Alex aH SAME

[@matildecadau8655]

Jey Alex same.

[@freyaaaa]

5:19 would u look at that..dan looks jealous

[@nourab2563]

Roses are red. Murderers kill. What do we want? We want Dil.

[@jenniferg.7980]

Created By Cats 👏👏👏👏👏 YOU, MY FELLOW FRIEND, DESERVE AN AWARD

[@nourab2563]

Jen Is Aesthetic Trash why thank you, aesthetic trash, I'm honored

[@gracegallagher9179]

was this created by cats

[@nourab2563]

grace gallagher yep

[@aryapatel7393]

Roses are red Violets are blue We want Dil And so do you.

[@Carina5707]

Why is Anthony Padilla doing a video on DanandPhilGAMES? You really should credit your collabs, guys.

[@kevinthefabulous1118]

Exactly what I thought. He did a great job impersonating Dan though.

[@Michelle-qw4jx]

Juce hahaha lol💖💖💖

[@kidblew]

Kyle Field is a SPORTS FIELD

[@kendrahouck984]

Deer-Duckling I was hoping someone,would,point that out hahaha

[@julip7703]

Deer-Duckling lol it even had a picture of a football field as the picture

[@annibunny5968]

Oh my God 😂

[@corcozy]

The field was in the fucking backround!!!

[@harrietgriffiths5002]

Deer-Duckling ..........oh.

[@poeticrepublic9827]

Did anyone else come back to this from the jealous Dan video? No? Just me? Ok

[@redpandashatecherries]

Repeatedly karate chops air

[@poeticrepublic9827]

Ha me too

[@insane_girl3372]

Me

[@avi6599]

"Vaseline has alot of uses," Dan: *looks away* (Phil don't expose us pls)

[@thyramatyus5351]

i live for your yeesernamer and your profile pic thank yeesus

[@omarsharif7395]

so now there will be the vaseline fic

[@beatricemiller-hammond4425]

lol i thought that tooo! x

[@valentine5919]

ThatOneRepressedYeemo oh

[@lizibeth3567]

ThatOneRepressedYeemo Curly concurs all that's left is a glove

[@shinsally52]

My new aesthetic is Phil saying yogurt

[@maximus6683]

Sally Shin,finally! I was looking for this comment! thank you for noticing!

[@Phalar123]

I legit read yogurt in his voice

[@coltondixonfan2926]

sAmE

[@egregg9286]

*yagert*

[@redballetbun]

when phil gets so excited that he slaps dan on the shoulder repeatedly

[@shirleyr.9619]

redballetbun my aesthetic

[@sakura_kiss]

redballetbun my biggest kink

[@abby-zp5ky]

there are two types of people

[@f4iry_em]

Can you tell me when he did it? I think I missed it...

[@buckybarnesnoble]

*new branding™*

[@anyamelissa3006]

"Who searches McDonalds?!" Me: *slowly exits video*

[@traxmatic]

Oml when dan said "cause he's a sexy swim guy" I LOST IT

[@dingoesrock130]

I bet the universe ships Phil and Sam

[@angelina-qg6je]

Tina Wehrli thats why dan was jealous

[@HoneyBee-yc7he]

Tina Wehrli it's Pham lol

[@simonesurana]

probably an alternate dimension

[@jaydafranks3295]

**opens up thousands of tabs** **googles women's rights**

[@joycoleen4792]

Jayda Franks *opens up thousand of tabs and searches sand kiting*

[@madisongraham8457]

Jayda Franks BLESS YOU

[@sparklycupcake9309]

Jayda Franks thanks mum:)

[@marycollins4548]

Madison Graham who sneezed

[@sillymonk3y]

Mary Collins I actually did sneeze when I read your comment wtf not today Satan *sprays you with holy water*

[@TheMEOWWWWW]

"Who's Kyle Field?" *game shows literal picture of stadium* "He must be some American Footballer."

[@honeyboyyoongi2515]

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is! Dan: Because he's a sexy swim guy! oh really dan? 🤔😏😂

[@tulikabanerjee9367]

Matilda Hellström Well we all agree, Agust D. 😆😘

[@zoemattey9399]

ARMYS ❤

[@MindaKósa-c1i]

swedish army?? HELLOOO

[@FandomCraftsNMKpopAnime]

lmao same and aye army!

[@honeyboyyoongi2515]

m wAit are you also a swedish army??? cause heLLO!!

[@tillysun8940]

I just wanna say the amounts of time I had to turn down the volume down on my tv (I was watching KZbin on my tv) because of dans screaming and swearing is insane 😂😂😂

[@incorrectlydrawn9149]

Tilly 077 same bruh.... Dan needs his mouth washed out after all that swearing.

[@catie2557]

I just never watch KZbin without headphones. But that just makes my ears hurt. Never watch them playing fnaf and wear headphones at the same time.

[@sinsister]

Dan: "Who the hell is Kyle field?" *Has picture of a field in background*

[@AnnoyingMystery]

Sophie Sharma im so offended. kyle field is my childhood. 😩😩

[@alleycat2297]

I feel so stupid I thought it was a person too ;_;

[@an0brain]

Sophie Sharma WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE-

[@swzslm1741]

Irl Weeb Kyle field is my city

[@vihanwijesinghe9564]

Dan is just jealous of sam

[@Rose-vr5th]

"sexy swim guy" mhmmm ok Daniel😏

[@kaylaallred8839]

Rosemary Barber it was "cause he's a sexy swim guy" to be exact

[@Tay-tf3bj]

Kayla Allred thats literally what the person said with three less words, BIG DEAL

[@Army_BTS-cl2pk]

"Vaseline has lots of uses." -Phil Lester 2017

[@amira5639]

Sonjay Summers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ada8055]

lubye

[@alibrennan5278]

and then Dan's face after that

[@SmileyCeci]

Today, in out of context quotes : "We got double Hitler, Phil, I don't feel good about that"

[@EverythingApril]

"Who's searching McDonalds?" me just me i do it all the time stfu

[@DOAMIAAFK]

Same tbh.

[@Saughder]

Everything April same

[@dorsamoezzi]

Llama Papaya lol

[@audreyyu8531]

Everything April same

[@syydd8164]

AHAHAHA SAME

[@bric914]

I love how Dan rolls his eyes when Phil mentions Sam

[@arabelly]

Okay sooner or later you guys are going to run out of games so the phandom suggests: Fireboy & Watergirl Board Games Things to do in the Sims: Save Dil or else he might DIE Take Dab and when Dalien grows take them to the park and onto the playground Don't you dare contact the aliens otherwise they will take Dalien away Make Dab and Evan fall in love (Suggested by Hannah Panda) Limerenced Suggested: Life Is Strange Suggested by Peridot Hare (lol did I say the name right) Geometry Dash (Dan vs Phil) Undertale Genocide If you haven't already Suggested by Sophia is Crafting Little Nightmares Suggested by Killshot Tamers Guitar Hero Suggested by Evie Fran Bow (this game is great) Suggested by Jordan L Legend of Zelda breath Suggested by Rhiannon JOHNSON CLARKE and Jessica Jamerson Until Dawn Suggested by me: Hello Neighbour

[@m4444rketa]

LazyOreoProductions I swear to god I read water boarding instead of Board Games. wtf

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

Add Geometry Dash (as a Dan vs Phil) and an Undertale genocide run to that list and I'm good with that ^^

[@hbnana484]

Peridot Hare I think Dan already did the undertale genocide run in his spare time, he said sans was the spawn of hell lmao

[@aj0413]

fireboy and watergirl is the game of my childhood

[@tgibson5856]

LazyOreoProductions Fireboy and water girl. My childhood game omg

[@gracejayde98]

Hey Phil, did you ever think that this Sam guy might be stalking you?

[@lunalogan]

grace jade I thought that too!

[@angelkiths]

Phil, can you play Shelter 2? please thank you ily

[@jumbowlshrimp4823]

love your icon ;00

[@YeeYee-xi5kk]

Yana Tiongson love your profile pic XD

[@creativityjune3591]

Yes!

[@littlebiscuit5301]

oh my god your profile pic you n00b

[@hannahriddle3770]

Yana Tiongson YES PLEASE