YAY JUMPSCARES! - Dan and Phil play: Five Nights At Freddy's 2

[@bowestin6216]

"It was a bloody robot gang bang in our office."-Dan Howell

[@the_air_is_thick_with_magi6880]

Twixx Catt omggg

[@user-lq6gb2tv8w]

omg while i was reading this dan said it and i freaked out haha

[@davemiller6685]

...Yep... me too...

[@mos_hated_one1282]

Wow I didn’t know you watch Markiplier fnaf 3 animated

[@daniellord6535]

Well he said it would have “horrible shafts, & a gaping black abyss,” so it was clearly a gangbang 😂😂😂

[@buriedgender]

Dan’s fear: Obviously scary, violent things Phil’s fear: Paper plates with faces on them, children’s laughter

[@writingthefuture]

HAHAHAHA YES SO DIFFERENT

[@joegun4259]

Phil's other fear: Dan screaming

[@funkyfun9226]

Yesh

[@roroo]

and dan screaming

[@mank89]

Honestly I thought it'd be the other way around.

[@ghostboygamingtv]

"Quick! Put the bear nose on!" - Phil 2014

[@isco2503]

Rachel Mockett eh

[@310BPM]

LOL that still cracks me the heck up..

[@mintyulti2754]

the bear *nose*

[@reefox6519]

I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT

[@vis.corpse]

Supernatural :)

[@Bumper-yl4ev]

I find it funny that Dan and Phil beat the first night faster than Markiplier

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Bumper 2016 exactly

[@for3stspirit]

Bumper 2016 And he is the... KING!!!! OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S!!!!!!!

[@crazyhascupcakescameron9513]

@@for3stspirit they're the new kings

[@for3stspirit]

@crazy has cupcakes Cameron Don’t speak of such treachery.

[@mind0fash806]

@@crazyhascupcakescameron9513 their the princes

[@featherkitty4678]

*jumpscare* me: *slightly startled* *Dan screams* me: *SCREEEEEETCH*

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

Featherkitty *SCReEeEEEEEEEEeEeeEEE!!!11!1!!1!!

[@joegun4259]

I know how you fell bro

[@mos_hated_one1282]

DAMN YOU TOY BONNIE!!!

[@K04A]

i almost fell off my bed

[@animio9168]

@NotCalvin you almost did a dan

[@saschae2391]

"I've got an irrational fear of paper plates with faces on them." - AmazingPhil

[@earoghost6217]

He has one because he's amazing. AmazingPhil.

[@Cocobutterpanda]

Let's send him replicas of the paper plates in this game to him for christmas. Someone do it please.

[@DrThunder]

Rose Maci yes because mocking a fear is HILARIOUS

[@Cocobutterpanda]

True, that is kinda horrible. Maybe include some matches to burn them afterwards?

[@maritzagonzalez1977]

+Rose Maci can I send you your death frightening fear. That would be awesome you know since you like to do it so much.

[@IsabelleCartwright]

dan: "WE DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING BALLOONS" why did that make me laugh so much XD

[@jenna8217]

Isabelle Cartwright I was dying of laughter when he said that XD

[@IsabelleCartwright]

Jenna Waters ikr XD

[@shawnnashecton5291]

Isabelle Cartwright XD that was funny..... I wonder why he doesn't block out the swearing on scary games but he does on fun and happy games?!

[@kristacaverle8176]

Isabelle Cartwright it reminds me of the video with tyler oakley O_0

[@emilynicole4160]

SAME

[@phangirl2484]

"i loved my door" my... L A D Y D O O R

[@jeferies2227]

phangirl there is the window...

[@ava-gl7zy]

your door is over there

[@nikkiritz3770]

phangirl no no more ladydoor

[@fatherdaniel8923]

*F E M A L E E X I T*

[@yoogbie]

Q U E E N C A G E

[@heathermr]

who else gets scared more when dan screams than the actual jumps scares?

[@Victxrysxng]

dirty water me

[@cierrabelsan8881]

After I watched it 4 times

[@andyskillet]

army???

[@franksaysree6992]

Yes

[@allyyy8382]

dirty water meeee

[@idunno1385]

Dan: mask on Me: fuck it mask off

[@marilowe7847]

I WAS THINKING THAT! THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT 😂

[@islandgirl6804]

DOO DO DO DOOOO😂😂

[@Nixx1.0]

**Mask off sounds**

[@j0oy]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO

[@abriannaf9973]

XxThePRONikkoxX YAYAYA

[@lovelyemk85]

The second set of “teeth” is an endoskeleton all of the animatronics have

[@puppypasta4965]

Have y'all not watched GAEM THORY?!?!?!!1!!1!1///!/1/!?1/!

[@mmimmeow]

puppypasta I’ve never heard of _gaem_ theory.

[@donaleepitman674]

They are also posessed by 10 spirits one for every animatronic in this game

[@JuniperBerries4]

It's children who've been shoved into the suit

[@aoife6038]

Phil: "We're okay." Dan: *"W- nO WE'RE NOT,,,, we'RE dEFINITELY nOT"*

[@thatasianbythestreet1082]

aoife We're not ooookay!!! We're not okay ay ay ay hey ey, we're not okaaaaay ayyy heyy

[@wolfy_the_bisexual_furry4849]

Me tho

[@0urxladyx0fxgh0stz8]

He’s not okay (he promises)

[@jasmustdie.]

@@thatasianbythestreet1082 YAAASSSS FINALLY ANOTHER KILLJOY!!! 🤣

[@leonametalian]

killjoys unite

[@monoex2989]

FUCK WHEN THE PUPPET POPPED OUT I WAS HOLDING MY PHONE AND I SPAZZED AND WENT TO COVER MY FACE BUT I JUST FUCKING THREW MY PHONE AT MY FACE FUCK EVERYTHING

[@simmingpolaris1839]

SAME OH JESUS

[@cookehboo6281]

I broke mine

[@josecarloszuniga3234]

same but with my cereal D: nuuu my cereal D':

[@kathleenmacnicol9799]

I jamp out of my fucking skin.

[@fergusmcvicar1774]

I watch this doing homework.... sorry graph paper

[@XxMazzy]

you guys are the first people i have seen that put the jumpscare times in the desc. thank you

[@chundering]

ICON GOALS

[@shayla6447]

Maze Ride GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@amiradonahue7675]

That profile picture is dank af m8

[@XxMazzy]

thanks m8

[@autumnmoore3839]

GERRRAAARDDD

[@SophieFoster]

I SHOULDN'T OF WATCHED THIS AT 2AM IN THE DARK BECAUSE THAT SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME AND NOW EVERY NOISE I HEAR IS GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK

[@moose5351]

It's so weird for me that some people can get scared so easily :D i hope you're alright tho :D

[@wetsock365]

omg I know the puppet almost made me shit myself

[@tiajade9367]

Same. It's two am here and I'm in the dark 😂

[@moose5351]

it's half past five am here, still not scary :D

[@PeanutButterPup17]

yeah that's why i'm sitting between my mom and dad at 3:00 with 19 kids and counting the background

[@victoriawilliams7514]

Dan:"Wind up the box-"*as pops up* Ad:"Then shake it shake it"

[@harshitasrivastava]

OH MY GOD LITERALLY THE SAME THING JIST HAPPENED WTAF

[@jessicamessica103]

My eyeballs are vibrating -Phil 2014

[@mykabetita8405]

That happens to me too 0.0

[@jessicamessica103]

***** haha so can my cousin.

[@endo3394]

***** I think I can too... ._.

[@miozotty06]

EnderDragnHunter my third grade teacher could and everyone thought he was a warlock

[@heatherboll8840]

#stopphil2014

[@jennikaramos6856]

It's 2017 Who's still waiting for them to play this game again

[@starsognoo1549]

Jennika Ramos (´･ω･`) Yyyaaaassssss!!!!

[@silverstatic1390]

If they literally meant three years... we need to wait until November 14, 2017

[@nowayitsmiku]

nobody

[@godisgojo]

Jennika Ramos me😂😂

[@mariebracke7534]

Meeeee

[@sophie-annexoxo6580]

"Go back to our house, quick put the bear nose on." Literally my parents when I show them a game 😂😂😂

[@nia9154]

Sophie-Anne xoxo Whattttt? Put the bear nose on lol

[@helenarosno]

I was looking for this comment xD

[@ladyk6720]

When Phil said that I laughed sooooo hard

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

"Easy Peasy! We can do this!" - _-Dani snot on fire 2016-_ _Dan Howell 2016_

[@iqra0325]

Jimin's voice "armyyyy"

[@philtrash276]

Yoongi-"ARRRMYYYY"

[@jay.5768]

my voice- “ARMYYYYYYYY!!!”

[@e-czl]

stfu bts is fucking shit

[@reaganb6013]

2014*

[@ktaylorgreen6572]

"I don't want your FUCKING balloons." lol this was uploaded on my birthday 3 years ago😂

[@giannanicole9136]

KTaylor Green it was only two years ago lier

[@nikkirichtan]

Gianna Nicole Gianna + years = DOES NOT COMPUTE

[@earls22]

Gianna Nicole *clears throat* bAd DaY?

[@lataviathomas7208]

Awww this was put out 7 days after my birthday 😂😂

[@lataviathomas7208]

Our birthdays are closeee

[@Leah-oq3fr]

You can always tell when Dan writes the descriptions

[@CaptainSoftboy501]

Huh I always thought they were fan done. You learn something new every day loll

[@Isabella-nr3hw]

Danisnotonchairs 😂

[@terrahenry395]

😂😂 I praise you for this

[@HELLOMECI_]

ChILL😂😂

[@2410sil]

Lmaaooo

[@lalalala7191]

lolololololololol

[@justicemarie3675]

And the pun of the century goes to...

[@jaecouturex3]

"We'll train in Tibet on an ipad for 3 years and then we'll come back" ITS BEEN 3 YEARS LADS WHERE YOU AT?

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Dang

[@jaecouturex3]

@@justasmltwngir1732 this didn't age that well, did it? -_-

[@justasmltwngir1732]

@@jaecouturex3 lol

[@kisbored2189]

6 years later:

[@yourlocalmculover6664]

👀

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

THAT IS THE FRIKIN MUSIC BOX PUPPET!

[@katezeller3147]

mEmEs boi I read this exactly as he said it

[@smileanimate727]

Kate Zeller me to lol

[@angelva6748]

1. When Foxy, the Fox is there, shine the light, but when anyone else is there; just put on the mask. 2. Don't check everything! Just go for the music box to avoid being caught off guard. 3. Balloon Boy will steel your batteries. 4. If the red triangle is gone, you're doomed. [Good luck~.]

[@danielastyels5432]

Yeah because if it is gone the puppet master is coming for you

[@sidney5795]

wait, what red triangle, the one that goes off when you forget to wind the music box?

[@angelva6748]

+Panic! Attacks at the Disco When you leave the music box alone, an orange triangle shows up and if you continue to neglect it; it turns red.

[@mercy8601]

What do you do about the balloon boy? Is there anything you can do?

[@angelva6748]

+Amnesia You have to put on the bear mask and then he'll wander right out.

[@ros6erg]

Also The Breathing Is Like That Cause The Freddy mask is actually toxic (Phandom starts singing)

[@actioncat4457]

ahhh ahh ah ah baby cant u see... *dan and phil dance in the backround*

[@xXPhantomHuskyXxGames]

Rosalyn Ewen IM FAAAALLIIIIIN A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD NEED A WARNIIIIIIING

[@fauxapples]

Rosalyn Ewen lol

[@autumnphillips151]

Wait, it actually is??? I've never played this game lol

[@madelinebauman9036]

baby cant you see

[@JennaCarson-vt3rg]

Back watching this in 2024

[@ethantan9434]

Hope you’re back watching in ‘25!

[@brodi-lei8070]

"Horrible shaft and gaping black abyss." Me: *Cough* That's what she said *Cough*

[@joy6931]

Brodi-Lei lol!

[@skylarlogan3512]

Brodi-Lei lol

[@jeferies2227]

Brodi-Lei you are me. WHY ARE YOU MEEEE

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Izzybella mouse me thooooo

[@Fruit_b4ts]

Brodi-Lei im ded 😂

[@haydenclarke443]

"A horrible shaft and a gaping black abyss" -Dan 2014

[@gawdzirra93_20]

So much wrong lol

[@marleightoenyes9914]

Dan's soul?

[@emilyromero2364]

my soul as well

[@madelinemartin3927]

Hayden Clarke didn't he say shafts?

[@kayebrown3628]

Hayden Clarke existential crisis

[@sydney6759]

i die whenever phil calls the office their house he is such a smol bean :')

[@Rhinestonerike]

sydney !! Sameeeee ^^

[@vbeee5651]

I love both you guys’ profile pictures and usernames😂

[@emily-os8mt]

I just cringed sidewards

[@ewnoon3362]

holy hell flashback, i know this was 6 years ago but please never say that again

[@AzaStark]

The synchronized screaming is just the best. And Dan is a bit of a drama queen.

[@roroo]

yup

[@knittedrachael]

'a bit' is an understatement

[@oceanp7683]

"i have an irrational fear of paper plates..." -Phil 2016

[@dontcryalwayscraft3014]

Ocean waves bye Understandable tbh

[@kyrauwu4997]

2014*

[@scarlett8749]

childrens laughter is also a fear of mine

[@vi9565]

it was 2014

[@kaylaa660]

Existential Crisis what happened to you?

[@annakim1952]

Dan: Celebrate! Phil: Celebrate horrible times, come on!

[@ariiiiii0-6]

Anna Kim when I read this they said it

[@the_air_is_thick_with_magi6880]

Anna Kim 🎵~Crazy Death~🎶

[@gracn3446]

"My eyeballs are vibrating" -Phil 2014

[@gabiloewen]

Grace Newman same PHIL

[@taeslollipop6146]

Grace Newman yassssssss you go gurl I love the Dolan twins they are my frickkin life ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️❤️️❤️

[@MyKirkie]

R.I.P Headphone users Cause Of Death: Dan's Screaming Such Missed

[@jishdun4971]

Danisnotonchairs

[@yappy2456]

Yes... Yes

[@alessandrabelmont486]

PROTIP

[@maritjohnson]

PROTIP

[@cath9260]

PROTIP

[@am1rhossein422]

D:

[@haileysvlogs3834]

WHEN MARRENETE JUMPED OUT I JUMPED AND HIT MY TEETH

[@ghostslovegays]

smolbeanty Marionette is in FNAF 3, this is the Puppet

[@amyduncan9278]

Jessica Traub They're the same thing but just different names lol

[@ghostslovegays]

Vanessa Cam Sorry, learned later that they were the same animatronic! XP

[@amyduncan9278]

Jessica Traub it's ok don't worry~

[@sydneywilson4748]

Wait what is the difference between Marionette and Puppet

[@morganjohnson3238]

"I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING BALLOONS" -Dan Howells last words

[@ItsNyam]

LMAO 😂

[@youtubeaccount510]

Morgan Johnson those where his "famous last words"

[@shippnets5758]

Almost clicked off the video because of a five minute unskipable ad that showed up right in the middle of a jump-scare.

[@kaya119]

100 a week? 7 days a week, 6 hours a night = $2.40 an hour. Even if it is only 5 nights a week, that's only a little more than $3 an hour. That is way below minimum wage and not worth dying for.

[@denebshousewife]

not below minimum wage for the 90's

[@kaya119]

Even in the 90s, it was at least like $4 wasn't it? Either way, still not worth dying for. Heck, 100$ now still wouldn't be worth working in a haunted place with murderous puppets.

[@denebshousewife]

Yeah this game takes place in like 93' or something and thats what the minimum wage was (around 2.40)

[@kaya119]

Yikes. Though, I guess just as wages have gone up, so have costs. So, it probably wasn't as bad as it seems. Still, they should be considering adding some hazard pay to that.

[@PhoenixIsGray]

+Ami Mack actually the minimum wage was around 5 to 7 dollars (at least in America)

[@FlyingShite]

"LET'S GOOOOO... That was scary." "You scare me, generally." These two are my favourite human beings ever xD

[@FlyingShite]

Forgot to mention: This video was HILAAARIOUS! You guys are amazing!

[@crystalcupcakes12]

phil's eyeballs are vibrating?????

[@tiredcosmos]

crystalcupcakes12_theCC that happens to me when I don't get enough sleep (which is really often)

[@rowan3494]

crystalcupcakes12_theCC it happens to me a lot

[@adrienne5253]

Em grabt I can do that too :)

[@morganc8666]

everyone that can do it- it’s called voluntary nystagmus. it’s an extra nerve and it doesn’t do any harm. it is pretty cool though, i can do it too!

[@liliths1001]

crystalcupcakes12_theCC I can do it

[@atashamagluyan3114]

"Hey Chica, how you doin'?" *-Daniel James Howell, 2014*

[@lynd7676]

🤣😅😂

[@jenanova]

lol who's on a marathon sippin meh tea forcefully shoving crumpets down my throat so I don't choke on them when Dan screams I has my merch on Dan and Phil plushies by my sides my dapgo book as a weapon I think I'm ready for my marathon

[@crazyhascupcakescameron9513]

Me tho

[@akras_a]

Me wearing Dan's eclipse shirt Phil's corgi socks my poster as a background aesthetic and my tatinof book as a weapon.... we got a marathon ready bois

[@hannahh1724]

if you dont wind up the music box you will get jump scared by the marionet which is really creepy it doesnt matter if you are wearing the mask the marionet will jump scare you no matter what

[@itsametaphorbrian2184]

Chloe Hannah ik the marionette is my favorite

[@zoeanntaylorr]

*fnaf3 trailer comes out* you thought it was over

[@zoeanntaylorr]

*fnaf3 comes out* zoe also thought it was over

[@lowqualityphan4098]

Zoe Taylor everyone thought it was over fml

[@fuxebuxe922]

Zoe Taylor lolz I played that im going to get it

[@livvieandfreya919]

Oh my wtf that was so scary when the puppet fricen came

[@ViGraceful]

Zoe Taylor Now its FNAF4 ;)

[@Sx--F]

Balloon boy calls the others to come attack you Mangle (The disfigured pink Foxy, also known as Funtime Foxy when not broken), Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, and Toy Freddy (Or normal Freddy I forgot) are normal Foxy is the person in the Pirate's Cove in the last game. You have to flash the light at him The Marionette is just the music box. That's the only way to prevent them. Literally nothing else helps. In the last game, the IT'S ME that popped on the screen was Golden Freddy I think Did I miss/do anything wrong?

[@Sx--F]

This is only this game and the last game by the way.

[@katielou.xo6121]

Cookies R us I mentioned the golden Freddy when it came out

[@meepsplayandanimatestuff5850]

Cookies R us the IT'S ME was the normal freddy from fnaf1 and that was also a rare screen

[@fiteohrlly5248]

lol did you just call Mangle Funtime Foxy

[@daamric]

Balloon boi takes your god damn batteries

[@rhianas.847]

*SPOILER ALERT:* *These are the times for the scares. If you do not want to know these, stop reading now!* There are scares at: 3:38, 3:51, 4:35, 4:54, 7:32, 7:38, 8:04, 10:20, 10:33, 10:57, 11:15, 11:32, 12:04 and 12:30 (appearance of character close to camera/in vents/back wall - nothing intense) 8:17 and 12:34 (big ones) Also, 14:25 (_THANKS A LOT, Dan!_ :P) Please let me know if I missed any. Oh wait, I forgot one! 5:58 (I kid, I kid.) (I realize Dan posted these in the description, but I'm a derp and didn't see that... So I keep this comment here for other derps like me! Whee!)

[@deirdremullen306]

THANK YOU OMG

[@scootmgoot4116]

They also but them in the description for people who get anxiety or panic attacks easily ^-^ just for future notice

[@lilacmoon6]

Rachooli Diamond God bless Dan and Phil.

[@rhianas.847]

Rachooli Diamond Derp, I totally didn't see that! xP Thank you for letting me know!

[@rhianas.847]

***** True. :)

[@cosmobts]

honestly tho when is phil's hair _not_ on fleek?

[@SpiritsJamaa]

IKr

[@buttfart3]

+Spirits Jamaa :O hiiii spiritsssss ;D)))

[@SpiritsJamaa]

Invincible Light oLA

[@renotv3860]

+SecretiveAJ ♥ everyaday

[@punmasterthefallensans3151]

Never, it always is ~

[@alexidk8691]

Here I am, supposed to be doing homework but instead I'm watching two grown ass men playing scary games while eating pizza.what he my life become?

[@evergreen2113]

SAME

[@lianna4109]

I've never related to something more in my life

[@Maya-pd9uh]

Well if that isn't my life story idfk what is

[@josievilla4484]

The best life u could ever wish for!!😂😂😘😘😝😝👍🏼👍🏼💋

[@izzyp1296]

Haha I should be studying for exams.... Dans video didn't help😭😂😭😂

[@julia_biss]

**Phil screams** Fans: aww **Dan screams** Fans: **dies of laughter**

[@krislys7480]

This came from the first video

[@kaik3620]

That what I always do

[@kellymcleod8136]

@@krislys7480 yep

[@nancyloyet2764]

oh god im part of the phandom. . .im trapped

[@robynearl8893]

Don't worry, we're not all mad.

[@SalamanderMagic]

Welcome

[@nancyloyet2764]

+Potato thanks

[@elizalr6162]

+Robyn Earl yes we are

[@mel7438]

I'm since 2 days ago and I'm already a new person lol

[@sadielangstead7980]

I love how they put the jumps scare times in the description so no one has an anxiety or panic attack i love these guys so much

[@freetosing14]

same. I have really bad anxiety but for some reason these videos relax me. However that definitely doesn't describe everyone.

[@Taylor-fj8xq]

+Erin Deegan I have anxiety and I'm the same as you

[@jamison8147]

Those little dorks are perfect I'm going to have to skip majors so this is great :)

[@bazzystar0.0]

They have saved lives.

[@jamison8147]

Always so sweet arent they

[@thezoinks3956]

Dan: -gets jumpscared- Me: Sippen' mah coke Dan: -screams- Me: -has a fucking heart attack-

[@weebtheboos4455]

Keira The Koala Hahahahahah hilarious

[@melaniebisnath717]

Keira The Koala hahahah thats me if I had a coke

[@raveenakaur5361]

Keira The Koala OMG I literally almost spat my coke out!!!!

[@ayanoyamada8260]

Keira The Koala same

[@jasminesee7526]

The Zoinks I just want Jhope to play this. It will be interesting

[@anakravko9435]

I'm watching this for the millionth time and eating dry ramen....I might choke on it at some point in this

[@hannahadaa]

Kawaii Meow R.I.P

[@the_emo_666]

Kawaii Meow Omi Same XD

[@freyadohertyyy]

Dry ramen ? 🤔😬

[@ally-mt3um]

I'm eating popcorn 😬

[@amyrrareid879]

Kawaii Meow Dry ramen is amazing

[@th0rnhill869]

OMG I actually HAVE phils shirt that he's wearing rn in the vid

[@maddieboyko2057]

Universe._. Phandom me too 😂😂

[@quintusmay3244]

So, let me make this clear. When you hear balloon boy, put on the mask if he's in the vents. He might go away after a while. If he comes in, he never leaves until Foxy comes in and scares you, or the game ends, which is unlikely. If Balloon boy comes in, you cannot do anything but mentally prepare yourself for the jumpscare. Chica here? Flash the light. Bonnie here? Wear the mask. Steve's here? (is he even called Steve) flash the light. Freddy's here? Mask on. Always put the music box on priority to escape the wrath of the puppet. Sometimes, shadow freddy or toy freddy or golden freddy would come, so watch out. Did I miss anything?

[@zayn9673]

What about mangle

[@quintusmay3244]

Zi Delisha just flash thy light

[@SalsCorner]

Who is Steve? You mean Toy Bonnie?

[@rugilek.3486]

Skittious Kat I think he meant Foxy, its just that Pewds always calls Foxy Steve, so yh...

[@SalsCorner]

Rugile K. Ahhh I see ... Godamn Pewds confusing me 😆😬 I need to watch him play FNAF though ... Been binge watching Jackcepticeye and other KZbinrs playing it 😄

[@aidanjoste1569]

F is for Freddy's coming to get u U is for you are screwed N is for nowhere to fucking hide TRAPPED HERE IN OLD FREDDY'S

[@me.1837]

F is for Freddy's coming to get u U is for u are screwed C is for crap he's here K is for kill me now

[@bugsbunny3047]

+Aurora Ash LMAO

[@Grace-os3jl]

S is for so much jumpscares this hour H is for help we're trapped I is for I just want to go home tonight And T's for THE FFFFF****ING HEEECK!

[@aidanjoste1569]

Moonberry​ 1. What? Did you type that wrong or can I just not figure out what that means 2. DONT be a fucking hater

[@gracefrombelgium]

+Moonberry I hope you realize that no one understood what you just typed xD

[@rainer.8835]

The rhythm for this game is literally just vent, middle, vent, middle, vent on repeat, charging the music box when needed

[@amyclark7311]

"I don't want your fucking balloons" I cant

[@Melodymelody2]

So if anyone wants to know the time of the minor/major jumpscares :) Minor: 3:38 3:51 4:35 4:54 7:32 8:04 10:20 12:04 Major: 8:18 Puppet jumpscare 12:35 Ballon Boy and Foxy

[@gr5415]

THANKS

[@emmaisnotastalker4425]

I love people like you

[@ozolotl]

I wish I saw this sooner, because the puppet made me jerk my neck back and now it hurts :(

[@TheMinerBrosCo]

I love the jumpscares I've been watching so many videos that I get used to it

[@MusicIsMyLife9132]

I didn't see the major part and just got smacked in the head with my phone owww

[@HollyLaing]

your reactions when they popped up on the screen was so funny

[@eunoiary]

I love your channel so much!❤

[@coraladlam8529]

Holly babs 😍👌

[@izzyrxse]

HollyLolly999 omg u watch them too

[@unofficially-ace]

I watched this without looking at the jumpscare warnings and every time there was a jumpscare I started nervously laughing for several minutes

[@kennedyhunt9130]

"robot teddy bears" they predicted fnaf4

[@kennedyhunt9130]

Oh also, nobody's reading but I reply to my comments / recomment when I re watch videos so yeah I might have many comments in their things

[@clovercat1227]

+Mia Frost Same peeps { °=•=°} I re comment on my comments when I want to comment again.

[@mokshlakshmi]

Let's just make a pact to comment on each others' comments :'D

[@starlalovesyou]

So true 😮

[@Infinity-uh6xc]

Lol

[@jolenedorothy544]

"Freddy's head is on the fffffffffff......... hey Chica......... how you doin'." - Daniel Howel 2k14

[@katie-marie9746]

Dan: and a carousel Me: Round and round like a horse on a carousel. Where are my crybabies in the phandom??

[@hiyqajohnson5262]

MEEEE BITCCHHHH

[@tayworrrrrrr]

Well, I automatically thought of the clock from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, so... "Watch it go round like a merry-go-round"

[@buckybarnesnoble]

We go Will i catch up to love? I could never tell

[@user-vq5nu8gd5g]

Helllllloooooooo

[@eloise3365]

YASS

[@vantannie9291]

the birth of passenger princess phil

[@nerdyhunterofartemis3943]

ok so is it just me, or is someone else in the world watching this in thier pajamas, with messy hair and eating sweets?

[@Sdbradland]

Yeah, pretty much me... At 2:39AM lmao

[@nerdyhunterofartemis3943]

Stephanie Ragland **geek fist bump**

[@mariamoen1755]

Nerdy Hunter Of Artemis guilty🙋🏼

[@philseyelash5017]

do cookies count?

[@ninaaa5002]

Nerdy Hunter Of Artemis Well basically me but I'm eating a Swedish saffron bun😋

[@AnUnearthlyGay]

"Horrible shafts and a gaping black abyss"; I think Dan's keeping secrets from us. idk i just found that funny

[@gammaclutch8720]

50 Shades of Freddy

[@katd2230]

Coming to cinemas soon....

[@ughostite]

Rated R...

[@cosmickatie]

Rated R... For excessive nudity...

[@C00bAyee]

Rated J for jumpscares

[@silkstone2345]

Rated F for fUCK THAT

[@minobsessed9982]

How we feeling 2019 Still scared and mortified *same*

[@sydneyshoaf9090]

OKAY UM I'M THE MOST ANXIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I DIDN'T SEE THE "MAJOR JUMPSCARES" CATEGORY IN THE DESCRIPTION SO I DID NOT SEE THE MARIONETTE COMING AND I NEARLY FELL OUT OF MY BED

[@maddieisaspacekid3515]

same

[@abimilam9974]

I JUMPED UP AND THUMPED TO THE GROUND

[@naomi..]

OMFG SAME

[@mollysue3310]

I jumped too!

[@randomcherryblossom2282]

Am I the only one who secretly wishes that Five Nights At Freddy's was a movie...?

[@itsjusteviexx1770]

Nah, I do as well 😂

[@randomcherryblossom2282]

Yay!

[@emilymcnair9038]

Yup

[@oliviadibb973]

No i really wont it to be a movie! Your not the only one

[@faithygamez6332]

I really want it to be a movie too u r not the only one

[@nightmaredragon6916]

"Phil:Flash flash flash!" "Dan:Flashy flushy flash"

[@earthhippie8805]

rewatching for the 2023 revival

[@killianmcclellan285]

WHY DO I KEEP TORTURING MYSELF LIKE THIS

[@emmabyrd3078]

SAME!

[@clovercat1227]

+Abby McClellan Me too. OMSC AAAAAAH!!!!!! I pulled up to type this comment as Marionette jumped out! Talk about timing!

[@alexialuna7995]

me when I watch MCR videos

[@punmasterthefallensans3151]

+Bri Does Well yup. Because we aaaaaaalllll love the over-use of the name "Light Yagami" dont we? Not me... I hate Light. But the show itself is good. My favorite person is L Lawliet.

[@Dx.leslie]

ryuzaki!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@niamh5016]

"A bloody robot gang bang in our office" - Daniel James Howell

[@jae7808]

Neve Wilde: Yes LOL

[@jordyndrowning]

"I have an irrational fear of paper plates with faces on them" -Phil 😂

[@user-ne4mk9re7h]

dan screaming "mask on! mask on!" hits different in 2020

[@oliviahugill5343]

Why are they playing the second one because dan fell of his chair and spilt his drink😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaim6178]

I don't usually get scared by jump scares but I literally died at 12:33

[@bitchsanasminehandsoff8749]

Same

[@ultimategoken]

I think you need to redefine "literally"

[@laurenathalasa3834]

*metaphorically

[@hotrodkimball]

*Figuratively

[@allisongarippo3269]

To everyone commenting ab "literally" now the word literally can be used in a figurative way. They are grammatically correct

[@nekoghoulz]

Well I thought the comment section would be full of people talking about when Phil thought he felt something 'floppy' at the beginning of the video... But I guess not? xD

[@joylrp9302]

Oh, ye pervy mind!

[@nekoghoulz]

Was I seriously the only one thinking that then? I feel so dirty nooo xD I think Dan thought it too, not too sure though...

[@joylrp9302]

Well, I can assure you that you're NOT the only one!

[@marleightoenyes9914]

Yokan KA you are not the only one.

[@bireadytodie5843]

Yokan KA floppy dbdudhdudhjdid

[@friedmayonnaise6100]

I tried watching this while eating spaghetti long story short: spaghetti sauce everywhere

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

deepthroating the spaghetti

[@theDeathgirl045]

LMAO

[@olijovelmacdonald]

@@frnksfrthmmrs2508 I love your name and profile picture

[@restive_aura3989]

i had my cat on my lap she’s okay just mad at me cuz i jumped and woke her up-

[@LpsKing17]

Waiting for the Dan and Phil "Just Dance" V.S.

[@sophietsa]

i'm gonna be able to die happy when that happens

[@BubblegumGirl366]

I want to like your comment but 69 is my lucky number so don't want to mess it up

[@musicalmayhem2857]

Please!? Lol

[@miraclegirljc]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

[@calcul8er205]

Noooo dance central ftw

[@LemonRats]

" it was a bloody robotic gang-bang"- dan

[@KimTaehyung-wg9ox]

Jimins Pink Hair OMG ARMY

[@TheSpyder49]

12:36 You have been... OUT-FOXED

[@alaska2993]

This is the best comment on here.

[@xCloudkatx]

This needs more likes...

[@eishakhan4904]

Doing a dan and Phil fnaf marathon at 2 am in the dark, this should go well

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Awesome Eisha the best atmosphere

[@downin8741]

the guy with the hat is balloon boy he takes out the batteries in your flashlight

[@dantdmthediamondminecart687]

Freddy fax bear dan

[@dantdmthediamondminecart687]

Phil and the bunny is called Bonnie

[@roselalonde5046]

Riley Johnson I love *fax* bears

[@imafrigginsquid2002]

DanTdm TheDiamondMinecart Freddy "Faz"bear

[@suchgreatclothes]

DanTdm TheDiamondMinecart I'm all about those *FAX* bear

[@SadGr00vy]

those damn *FAX* bears sure are scary

[@kyladiaz6665]

Dan's reactions give me life 😹😹👌🏽👌🏽

[@flustereddevil9919]

Same!!!😂👌

[@summerhowell5966]

Same tbh

[@z_glooms4]

Same. d:

[@chaoticcorner3800]

same it is funny

[@clarar362]

His scream is so high pitched 😂😂😂

[@whatifbees6739]

Hmmmm.... trying to go to sleep while watching KZbin..... Dans screaming.... I see *absolutely nothing* that can go wrong with this.

[@anyalundie6566]

I thought that chica was a duck. whoops

[@francoodle]

same

[@doge9984]

Anya Lundie me too cuz she did have a bill

[@anyalundie6566]

Jasmine Mora exactly but apprently not hahaha

[@fienriviere3703]

salutations fellow Killjoy

[@milkshakebarr]

There is a fellow participant of the MCRmy here, greetings child

[@emmapurce2246]

Play Cards Against Humanity!!

[@ILurvePlayingForJazm]

YES DO THAT

[@Memmyrabilia]

Dan did with Tyler. It'd be nice to see him play with Phil, though

[@emmapurce2246]

Nerd_Charmed I loved the video with Tyler! I think that Dan and Phil would be hilarious together, and it is a game, so it would be perfect for this channel

[@grayrogers8746]

i agree

[@wolfhowelllester4944]

I literally just had a heart pulpatation where your heart suddenly starts beating really fast coz your not breathing properly and I'm watching this.....

[@wolfhowelllester4944]

Chica is scary I don't mind the other animatronics but chica 😳

[@morganschaffer9418]

Shazza Berry same!

[@sophiathomas3216]

Shazz Master07 I have that too

[@presspress1933]

5:30 PHIL IS SO ADORABLE “get back to our house! Put our nose on!” I’m actually crafting rn. He is way too pure for us 😭

[@lindsey.13]

I’m rewatching this and you know, people always say that Dan’s scream scare them more than the jumpscare. The thing with me is that I react the same way as him 😂 so he doesn’t really affect me ❤️

[@biancageddes2231]

It's been 3 years - you've trained on ur ipad right? U said you'd defeat it - I'm waiting! (I'm being sarcastic... partially lol)

[@roselalonde5046]

Bianca Geddes you have a star butterfly profile picture and I'm being her for Halloween

[@biancageddes2231]

Cool! I'm actually being the puppet from this game lol

[@akras_a]

@@biancageddes2231 I was the puppet from this game a few years ago it was fun... I scared a lot of little kids

[@telescope_6990]

Now that your pfp is be more chill I need to say I still haven’t recovered from Micheal in the bathroom

[@maxb9335]

Pick up the cheese phone🧀📞 AH MOSHI MOSHI 😵

[@transformersbruh8307]

Funk0PUNK TMNT

[@adrianacas9432]

OMFG SPLINTER

[@Dromaeosausage]

"7 years ago" - That makes me SO SAD