I Nearly Blinded Myself

The story of how I nearly blinded myself but found hope determination in a small fluffy muffin.
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Let’s be real, just don’t leave packing suitcases to the last minute. Also Phil punched his suitcase while gesticulating on the staircase so don’t say we don’t suffer for our art.
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there's some hella dodgy green screen in this but it's so complicated honestly who even gaf

[@cryptidcurrency9656]

"i didnt want phil concerned..."

[@lifespore]

Yeah, you wouldn't want your friend concerned

[@melatonin7385]

|-/

[@masonnn3446]

+Crybaby.Missy |-/

[@masonnn3446]

+Crybaby.Missy also crybaby fam

[@MM-wk2tn]

ikr the ship feels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |-/

[@abigailkurz5975]

"Hello Internet. I did something incredibly stupid." Well, that's a first.

[@olagandelmanrivlin5428]

completely a first.

[@kloud8447]

it's not a first if you've seen his videos...

[@poolwater0537]

Or Hello internet I did something incredible stupid I'm not surprised dan

[@kloud8447]

Backup Account xD calm down, i can't actually hear your tone, it could go both ways. No need to insult the whole phandom because I misunderstood lol not that my comment insulted you in any way, i was making fun of dan, not you

[@kloud8447]

Backup Account apology accepted! Thanks for understanding :)

[@reecechambers9818]

40% blinding story 60% muffin

[@irelandaintreal2945]

truth

[@ddeniizk]

diedddd

[@saturnday160]

How did he even get that through an airport

[@ergocomic]

1% : 99%

[@robertdamian3929]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh report me NOW NIGGA

[@priscilajacobsenbisker4403]

WE NEED PHIL’S POV OF THIS

[@harrietbenson2894]

Priscila JB Mood

[@NathiHc]

He talked about it in a live show

[@roscurro]

(Nathália Henrich) l i n k ?

[@avabetten3392]

Yes

[@paigeidk2570]

Nathália Henrich link me?

[@Ash-ge5uw]

Dan "hello internet. I did something incredibly stupid." me whats new

[@theblazingphoenix4175]

Alyssa Barton same.

[@inactiveren]

Me, trying to act surprised: No! Really? (XD)

[@itzpandagaming144]

Alyssa Barton tru tru

[@parkchanyeol9955]

That's me with my friends I say hi I did something really stupid and they always say what's new

[@themizzyandissyshow6607]

Dan: I ate the f**king muffin!!!!

[@miss_titsmagee]

The new Girl - I think you mean fucking*

[@thdis_9235]

Ki No no *f**king not everyone wants cuss

[@lenaidk1482]

Kenma Tetsurou Yeah but it's less funny when it's censored

[@wendycoos]

Lena idk h

[@jewel_the_doggo]

Someone needs to make a fanfic about Dan and the muffin.

[@sofiamayz]

Imagine being in the airport and seeing dan lying on his back on some chairs while Phil drops stuff into his eyeball

[@chellebygreen4830]

He'd take up about 20 chairs

[@Alex-vo5bm]

I would actually die.

[@keegan6448]

imagine seeing dnp irl at all

[@blueqdu]

It would be amazing

[@teamedward444]

B L E S S E D

[@user-hz8eo8zi6s]

youtube's favourite duo dan: sprays deodorant in his eye phil: eats glue

[@amberthw7752]

yes

[@kisbored2189]

they may do some _questionable_ things, but we love them for it

[@user-hz8eo8zi6s]

@@kisbored2189 correct

[@nerdygal6133]

They really are disaster soulmates.

[@calzonasupremacyyall8808]

I love deodorant dude and glue guy

[@peachbins]

*"GOODBYE SPANIEL"* I ACTUALLY JUST PEED A LITTLE

[@lanibethstrother2648]

Same

[@nolongerhuman6706]

dat kpop girl SPANIEL TOWEL

[@ashley58227]

SAME

[@lunerfoxes9770]

dat kpop girl tmi bitch

[@lexi5313]

Purrfect Kitten I'm Audrey oh shut up its the phandom and no one cares

[@gwynethsteiner6432]

I guess his piano teacher found a new job

[@lilypuddicombe3863]

phandomgymnast blurryfacepanic! Omg😂😂

[@sofiahostetter3194]

phandomgymnast blurryfacepanic! Omg

[@stevewall5746]

lol XD

[@shayla550]

Git Your Own Fren ayyyyyyyy |-/

[@mxddie05]

Git Your Own Fren |-/ Hello Fren

[@varda1625]

*phil is a beautiful white cloud of blurr* *yes dan yes*

[@kingpuppy8302]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

YESSSSSZ

[@Julia-pn2ur]

The Ghost King 8442 well i mean, dan did say that “obviously, we were more than friends” so i mean they could have been together at that point but you’re right

[@codiez]

He clearly wasn't talking about Phil but k

[@ckv954]

Deodorant spray Dan can’t judge glue glugging Phil too much

[@corrinabarnett8226]

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS TOO!!!!

[@clairoswife]

HAHAHA GLUE GLUGGING

[@kiera]

He wanted his muffin..

[@kiera]

You better not fucking stop him.

[@onyx1091]

+Kiera Bridget Same

[@meadowflower3827]

Ye

[@m0sslamb]

exactly

[@phanicandaslothatthedisco2596]

I want his muffin

[@DarkRulerHaDes666]

I wonder how long it'll be before the fan who took the winking selfie shows up...

[@ginamontana7878]

It's on his Twitter!

[@claire1416]

I'm

[@Jenamellowmie]

whats the name

[@ginamontana7878]

+jenico.t Dan retweeted it

[@Jenamellowmie]

ahhh

[@mariarasmussen9454]

- "Dan" - "Ben?" - "Dan" - "Ham?" - "DAN!" -....."Mohammed?"

[@atsukokagari_]

Goodbye, Spaniel!

[@cristianquijas4091]

“Dan.” “Ben?” “Dan.” “Ham?” “Dan.” ..... “MOHAMMED?” Keeps talking “Okay bye, Spaniel.” I’m dead now

[@whalesinlamentation5351]

Cristian Quijas also literally every teacher in history when your name exceeds two syllables

[@br0ccoli]

I laughed too hard at that part

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Dan Dan HAM

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Dan? Ham? Muffins? TOMSKA = DAN

[@wokeupnew]

lmao my teachers name is danial hamilton and we call him dan ham so when i read that i laughed

[@attentionstarve9934]

"I ate the fucking muffin"-Dan 2016

[@user-hc8jh3sl4u]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe "and I savored every goddamn bite." 😂

[@raegandougan]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe and I savored every goddamn bite.

[@videodog1234]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe I read that right when he said it. YAY FOR NEET COINCINDENCES!

[@theamazingtessaisnotonfire2677]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe best quote of 2016

[@lilyadkins8909]

+Video Dog same

[@beprasmis]

" I wanted my muffin " Dan says as the camera gets aggressively closer to his face.

[@moonchild4511]

Opal Vail when?

[@alexs.6711]

same

[@100bandtrash4]

Omg your name XD

[@jmich6611]

Opal Vail I replayed that multiple times

[@maepletea]

I died of laughter XD

[@denverisntjohn]

Phil: wanted toast when he hurt himself Dan: wanted muffin when he hurt himself

[@soophay7566]

Frerard Iero woahhhh

[@laranzoinks1634]

made for each other 😂

[@ilah_bee]

priorities 😌✨💕🙈

[@neveyya]

snack take away pain

[@insertnamehere._.9181]

Moral of the story. Dont atempt to enhance the smell of your vision orbs

[@frogblu]

Ah a fellow gamer

[@keithoconnor7107]

:> good moral

[@alexblack7426]

i said this to my mum and she looked very concerned

[@jayquinn5688]

this comment has very cursed energy.

[@ar-gf5bw]

BRUH WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

[@littlemo0411]

his name is blurryface AND HE CAN'T SEE OUT OF HIS LEFT EYE

[@m4xmeatsix]

Geoff Smith hello there Geoff Way Joseph

[@hatsunemiku7372]

That era is over ;-;

[@cutiepiesufangirlamyball3143]

Geoff Smith From "Stressed Out" 😂

[@littlemo0411]

watch yo profanity

[@acesword8330]

|-/

[@ebonyhorn3066]

This should have been called "use roll on deodorant"

[@ebonyhorn3066]

Fabulous Fan are you serious

[@nirvanagarcia456]

Ebony Horn .....but how....(don't mind me being a nose ball)

[@VampyricDeth]

Fabulous Fan seriously curious now. maybe you should make a video response? XD

[@likethesword7296]

Fabulous Fan how?

[@tabascosauce3168]

the little things, you like stick, i like aerosol

[@annabananabones08]

"G spot time limit" is my new rocker girl group

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

can i be in it pls

[@annabananabones08]

@@piercetvenjoyer2003 of course

[@holyshitshea5867]

mE tOo

[@solkai7575]

where do I sign up to audition

[@archivesofpain]

me too i wanna be bass

[@iamahighfunctioningsociopa4793]

**anime boi pillow casually in the background**

[@Ooherenren]

I am a high functioning sociopath haru doesn't care about being seen

[@rosalina7597]

I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed like a year ago! Omg! Thank you. I’m not crazy!

[@ughjpg2183]

....this is why I use roll on deodorant....

[@naoisebrennan6663]

frankie beebo way iero urie bread bin urine

[@angelinaklenke2844]

frankie beebo way iero urie I love your username

[@ck34gamingblogsandfun58]

frankie beebo way iero urie same

[@minyoongiswifeu2446]

frankie beebo way iero urie same

[@xxjestertheclownxx]

same

[@shadowcadette]

“Dan.” “Ben?” “Dan” “Ham?” “DAN” “.... MOHAMMED?” I legit choked

[@rhianna3-613]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@raina1131]

When she said Mohammed I said “DID YOU CALL MY DAD?” Out loud...

[@chkafresa63]

Lol

[@hehet_yeosang]

Goodbye Spaniel

[@jaidaaelgewili1992]

Naira Loves BTS same

[@lovethatforyou2757]

Dan getting overly attached to his muffin is me getting overly attached to dan and phil

[@randomhuman5168]

I want to like your comment but it's at 69 so I'm not going to ruin that

[@marmottrash]

Honestly 😭

[@Ava-wc4se]

I lost it at “goodbye spaniel” 😂😂💀💀

[@jraclark7506]

*goodbye spaniel*

[@cute_yandarechan1139]

Jasbubble that really should've been a meme😂

[@sophiasa3596]

@@cute_yandarechan1139 I think Dan has had enough memes made out of things he's said 😂

[@milky_nuggets5810]

*Hello daniel the Spaniel*

[@jay7177]

*spaniel towell*

[@jennysanimations4181]

"I can't see out of my left eye." "Wot?" "I sprayed deodorant in my eye before we left." " *WOT* "

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

Beautiful white cloud of blurr🙃

[@jazzedaboutcheese]

NANI 🤣

[@pancon9947]

I read this in their voices

[@zhongdolphin1160]

lol

[@lri828]

idk how but i recognised everyone in ur profile pic on my itsy bitsy teeny weeny phone. help me.

[@laceysorresso4907]

my boyfriend asked me tonight why i was clenching my eyes shut so hard while spraying my deodorant. this was it. this is the reason. 5 years later and im still petrified lmao

[@phi7534]

years later and i still think about this every time i use spray deodorant. double checking the nozzle and closing my eyes type shit. i'm so glad i'm not the only one.

[@kassinwonderland22]

This is why I'll never use spray deodorant

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

I feel that. This video is the reason why I'm grateful for the existence of comparatively harmless stick deodorant 😅

[@miareanna7533]

I nearly blind myself everytime I look in the mirror. You're not special

[@nonbinarypotatoes6038]

But he had a muffin tho

[@liasmth5470]

difference is beauty oh shit that makes him special

[@user-co1ve6bb4d]

But did you have a muffin tho?

[@miareanna7533]

@@user-co1ve6bb4dman, i should've had a muffin

[@greywick]

I've never seen someone so emotionally attached to a sad pistachio muffin before but at the same time I relate so much

[@superpeanutman2005]

hey, I love artwork! I've been subbed for a while lol

[@mkb2337]

lol same

[@Abbycat2469]

oh god you're literally like my favorite artist, what else can I say? Nice seeing you here

[@ryanr3034]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ARTWORK

[@squid2895]

Same here

[@feri5990]

*Dans story about his muffin and almost blinding himself fills you with determination*

[@NadiaCho]

lmao

[@crowley236]

maybe it was a hint that next gaming video is Undertale? i hope so:D

[@kate1731]

YESSSSSSSSS

[@ximena4175]

it phills me with dantermination

[@jainarao3158]

*clicks save button again and grins* determinationnnnn

[@faithrose7033]

This was better than every award winning movie to exist.

[@LonelyWonderingWanderer]

This man really had the audacity to shame Phil for eating superglue

[@ingvildkvakestad]

He was drunk drunk

[@LivvXiao]

Should've been titled "the miracle muffin"

[@taylormorgan9224]

Yessssss

[@onceamoomoo829]

Title: I nearly blinded myself Video: Dan’s love story with a pistachio muffin

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Royal Queen yeah

[@megann-j5592]

Pretty much

[@sksury3067]

I ship it

[@wokeupnew]

ready for the fanfiction

[@Dolphinwithatan]

Everyone:*listens to what Dan's saying* Me:*looks at pillow in background*

[@whoareyoupeople2376]

I thought I was the only one-

[@beauellis3319]

Finally

[@bevviecat1306]

XD

[@TheSkyCaptain]

4 yrs later and I was doing the same thing. This makes me want to watch Free again.

[@professormcnasty800]

No one: No one at all: Absolutely no one: The World: Dan: MY MUFFIN

[@lnchysquinchy]

I’m confused

[@maskedkid-fo5pk]

The world needs dan because hes the only one that can press the button that saves the world!!!!!!! Dan:my MUFFIN

[@DiamondAgario-dd4um]

I wish someone would love me the way dan loves his muffin

[@zincisthebestelement9364]

DiamondAgar.io preach

[@ArtemisNoma]

dont we all?

[@DiamondAgario-dd4um]

Mhm :c Thanks for 1k likes

[@musse6464]

Mood

[@pan-cake8534]

Me too, boo.

[@calypsov.3584]

Dan has the best story telling.

[@mccarpm1]

Calypso V. IK I LAUGH SO MUCH ESPECIALLY THE AWKWARD FANCY MEAL WITH LOUISE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@calypsov.3584]

Pat McC OH MY GOSH YES

[@paigeflaugher5399]

Calypso V. OH MY GODS CALYPSO!!!!!!

[@oliviarosman1359]

+Calypso V. so true - via YTPak(.com)

[@kashalakasha2092]

Calypso V. OMG FELLOW DEMIGOD!!!!!!

[@manifestationsofasort]

No one: Daniel: G A Y P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N

[@thecaptainnoodles]

?

[@jeanz638]

@@thecaptainnoodles I don’t know.

[@insertcreativenamehere8104]

@@jeanz638 hi, I noticed ur pfp, there r harries and directioners everywhere and I’m one of them 😂😂

[@diya-rc4fr]

im rewatching all of dans videos from 2013 to 2017 im crying

[@alinej.p.4907]

I'd honestly forgotten how brilliant some of these are

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

same

[@laracampbell1655]

moonxiu subliminals ah same

[@kev568]

Don’t cry, craft

[@isabellatran8588]

*keeps getting distracted by haru pillow in the background*

[@aliciageraci112]

Same

[@GhostlyGhoulMustache]

Me too

[@damien4053]

Dan sleeps next to Haru every night

[@lunawillowss]

+Tiffany Doyle he sleeps with phil every night are u new here or like wat

[@maruplum]

Same

[@jasminestarvlogs3439]

“I wAnTEd mY MUfFiN” i choked

[@idiosyncraticmushroom3030]

I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd my fuckin goddamn muuuuuuuuuufin

[@kt27066]

*I WANTED MA MUFFIN*

[@st4rgvrl]

ME

[@ryderlead]

so did Dan

[@annedoro6455]

Aah, the guy that sprayed himself in the eye, The prequel to guy who swallowed glue

[@tiredlylaughing4459]

THIS WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME AFTER PHIL'S EATING GLUE VIDEO HDFBSJDKFN KZbin PLEASE

[@brianna2783]

I really want to hear phil's pov

[@LotusMgO]

same

[@Alex-vo5bm]

Ya

[@smelly.catboy]

Trueeee

[@kimayoung81]

Sameness

[@dixi-marip.3373]

Fandom Trash Sam e

[@kaylat514]

So I'm guessing Dan and Phil didn't play eye spy on the flight?

[@madelynprice4107]

omg

[@agcupcakelover7005]

omf

[@andeside11]

well

[@xoskyxo3168]

Omg😂😂😂

[@sultanwat7800]

DID YOU JUST

[@zephyr3693]

Who’s here after Phil swallowed superglue

[@jasminalec5003]

Meeeee😂😂😂

[@itsmedamien6979]

He makes it sound like a fan fiction 💀

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

dan is a amazing storyteller 🥺🤷‍♀️

[@sportsgurl16]

dan is so articulate!! the way he told the story sounded like an epic novel

[@siraszuluaga7192]

ikr ?? i really love it

[@gwen8707]

right? I love Dan Storytimes. And Phil Storytimes for that matter.

[@meisterl0]

yeah, what a great story teller.

[@edaj1990]

Articulate

[@EduardoMunguia]

that ending was intense indeed.

[@ryanrosssleakednudes9299]

"i nearly blinded myself ft. pistachio muffin"

[@HANNAH-mw9tz]

thank you for your name

[@shutupyouclod5024]

Your name is a gift to the world

[@alyssak1686]

BAHAHA YOUR NAME

[@caffeinatedx]

Your username is life!

[@ashescloudz]

50% Dans muffin 30% Phil freaking out and 20% Doris

[@fox-a-bellaj47]

Dan: Hello internet Me: And welcome to game theory

[@leslyl1818]

me

[@the-anhpham3364]

Fox-A-Bell Aj omg I though I was the only one

[@cat-qi5jj]

And that, my friends, is why I use roll on deodorant.

[@sublunarra]

Same

[@lilybvong]

Amen

[@googlie_bam3854]

Double amen

[@anaveragecactus2459]

Yass I didn't even know spray deodorant was a thing

[@jordynhardy3725]

same

[@Anne-ss7bx]

lmao I'm crying the ad before this was a deodorant ad 😂😭😭

[@asmrslime-3164]

Anne same for me lmao

[@amandalesthowell1302]

It's a thread- they didn't want us to know

[@sagekennedyxd256]

SAME!😂😂

[@elisethiele]

Anne OMG SAME

[@gracewallace8176]

SAME !!!!!!!

[@1bookfisher335]

8:07 " *EYE* WAS GETTING ON THAT FLIGHT"

[@annelievalteau6514]

and now we have the sequel- the superglue incident

[@kiml2454]

"So, with a single tear dripping out of my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body, and my dignity in shreds, I ATE THE FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE." ^ basically Dan's personality right there

[@SJbtsmuse]

Yes yes, I love draco

[@athenaroute1241]

-dan howell 2k16

[@Lydia130613]

+InfiredSwag yoongiiiiiiii 🙌🏻

[@lisalingo1209]

That was my favorite part xD

[@taylormorgan9224]

This was my favorite part of the whole video 😂

[@smlskellybean1958]

At first I thought that Dan was kind of exaggerating about how much it hurt, but recently I got a bunch of soap in my eye in the shower, and I fell to the ground and my eye was super dry and stinging for like an hour and I can only imagine how much spray deodorant would hurt now I know he wasn't exaggerating.

[@hubertcumberdale2570]

H

[@shsiobhan66]

smØlskellybean see this is why I use roll on deodorant

[@rhiannonlynn7991]

Siobhan Hogdson yeah same

[@notpaige4859]

smØlskellybean I got a huge glob of shampoo in my eye once. i feel your pain bro.

[@angelcorner2496]

smØlskellybean I know the feeling I get shampoo in my eye all the time. OWWWWW!!!!!

[@azzierulz]

Rewatching this and Dan really does have a gift for storytelling

[@riskyricecake]

back after phil's glue story

[@akkalis9254]

"Cause he's a nerd..." *Has Haru pillow in background*

[@prettyfrckinodd2930]

Little Art Devil Lad So true

[@aoifeconnaughton733]

Body pillow*

[@katieann3452]

Little Art Devil Lad so what's new bitch

[@gracieday8011]

Little Art Devil Lad BURN

[@joi314]

Wait what pillow

[@venloben284]

" I remember looking across at Phil and *all I saw was a BEAUTIFUL white cloud of blur* " Plus I love how Phil is so concerned about him

[@isavillarreal5246]

Even as a blur he was beautiful

[@AppleTheAwesome]

We're all concerned about him.

[@chloenorman2376]

ItShaenii Loveine I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@teodoralovin5797]

i think anyone would be concerned if their friend potentially just blinded themselves

[@em_07]

Teodora Lovin ya

[@scratchedcds]

“I nearly blinded myself.” (Deodorant in eye) Dan..... _i _*_cut_*_ my eye open_

[@noahfarr2524]

*whatever.works.01 ._.* what the fuck *are* you???

[@scratchedcds]

@Jacqueline Farr a very clumsy person

[@grain2247]

I stabbed myself in the eyeball cutting an apple for my nephews

[@leslyl1818]

well this didnt happen to me but my friend literally almost cut her finger off with a knife in front of me. we laughed it off but we were both terrified

[@LMSPetRescue]

valerie this brought back horrible memories of being 6 and at a neighbors house playing when her older sisters were fighting as her mom was cutting vegetables. Her mom looked up to yell at them and slammed the knife down...only to slice her finger off at the knuckle right in front of me... I was sent home and she was a nurse and luckily got to the hospital in time to get it surgically reattached...I’m still scarred 13 years later...and nauseous thinking about it

[@kaydeebrisendine986]

Why does this sound like some of the Monologues I do in theatre class.

[@Thetardis777]

I like your profile picture

[@BloodCourt]

That profile photo tho-

[@endxr_1354]

"He was packing because, well he's a nerd" "so i decided to play some PokemonGo"

[@phanisrealandthegovernment8019]

the *irony*

[@maaidahdurrani7389]

GOODBYE SPANIEL.

[@danlester8836]

I'm dying from laughter

[@jessieaaa7304]

Dan: One thing the Uk has got right is free healthcare **B O R I S J O H N S O N I N T E N S I F I E S **

[@thecaptainnoodles]

Are you saying he got that right or got loads wrong? I think the latter

[@nellwynlubaton4227]

me: *watches his older videos again because he has not uploaded anything in a very long time* Edit *oh would you look at that*

[@covstarlite]

Nell Lubaton Same 😔

[@macpollen]

Oof

[@-ellieille-]

Jared Kleinman KiNkY

[@lightbreathermusic]

Wow, would you look at this? Half a year without uploading, nice.

[@emma_french]

11 months without uploading

[@buddybuddy4587]

thats why you use roll on deodorant

[@chkafresa63]

Yup

[@danie2398]

idk... i use roll on stuff and it somehow got it in my eye and was almost blinded... idk maybe its something with the name Dan(i) lol

[@buddybuddy4587]

wow. skills

[@danie2398]

buddy buddy ikr I’m v talented 😉. Jk my only talent is failing at life *inserts reason why Dan’s a fail yay!*

[@Kaikai-yn9no]

Dani E sadly I’ve done that as well 😂

[@charlotteperry7528]

pretty much my whole life "I sprayed deodorant in my eye." "Oh. Why would you do that?" "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"

[@carolinekanwan5624]

One time I stapled my hand at school, and on the way back from the school nurse, some asked what happened and I said I stapled my finger, and they said oh why did you do that. I don't know maybe it's because I'm a suicidal freak or maybe it was an accident!

[@charlotterhodes395]

Same tho

[@paulinamejorado1435]

Oof

[@jugheadjonesdeservesbetter1087]

Paulina Mejorado Oof

[@averagegrapefruit2752]

No, I actually did it for fun 😑

[@jeppi3978]

New title: Blue Muffin, a tear shedding romance

[@1917blake]

this is definitely worse than the glue

[@erileafeldtmann50]

Dan would be dead in a ditch without Phil. XD

[@phoebeh9088]

So true.

[@AtomicHaven]

I also think that Phil would be dead in a ditch without Dan

[@ronenhet.2920]

like morty without a rick! anyone agree? no?

[@lonelynoone4760]

>.< True

[@ellief333]

Yes he would which is why they are best friends

[@yikey-bois]

"like a ninja octopus" *gasps* so your the one who tried to eat Brendon Urie.

[@kirmia5613]

Well, he did threaten me with a good time.

[@narusena]

Panic! At The Crybabies Neighbourhood And then somehow managed to turn Brendon into another *ninja octopus* 😂 Tentacle porn?

[@potatobob3738]

Panic! At The Crybabies Neighbourhood YESH

[@justtrash8796]

Panic! At The Crybabies Neighbourhood OMG 😂😂😂

[@iregretmyemailname9964]

Panic! At The Crybabies Neighbourhood HELL YES

[@rain5595]

Couldn't forget about this gem in the light of the super glue incident

[@kieeee4435]

pls this was in the up next after Phil's glue video😭

[@souwrlove9693]

I w an t e d m y m u f f I n

[@madirowe8832]

"I ate the FUCKING muffin, and I savoured every god damn bite" I actual died XD

[@deannaonline8899]

Actual died

[@SingingSuperstar28]

I just love how passionate he gets saying it

[@jax5502]

Madi Rowe "actual died" wtf man

[@Evelyn-hh5ff]

I had to come watch this after Phil ate super glue

[@siaxantho6534]

Why doesnt he write a book?he's so descriptive!

[@fairlylocalnerd5055]

gracevanderwall fun Him and Phil did write a book! Two actually! They are called Dan and Phil go outside and The amazing book is not on fire! They made audio books for them too!💛

[@blackbutlerfanuwu3310]

Not to mention Their fan fictions..!

[@CureRibbon]

@@fairlylocalnerd5055 I think he meant Dan write a novel.

[@humangarbage3019]

hmmm...

[@Kai.9876]

Haha that comment aged well

[@nati9414]

phil, the beautiful white cloud of blur

[@jimmymclaren5198]

nati such cloud Much amazing

[@zwinny0408]

I'm going to create a fan page named "Dan's pistachio muffin".

[@trft3193]

Zoe Matthews have you done this cause ill follow

[@seignee]

@@trft3193 same

[@krishowlter9287]

I'd sub to and follow that

[@liviajohnson4918]

YES PLEASE

[@littlelady3524]

have you? I’ll follow you :p

[@gara3021]

Here after Phil swallowed glue

[@jess_27]

“Goodbye Spaniel.” Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZBall.2507]

"I had NEVER seen an object that represented me as much as that muffin" Daniel Howell, 2k16

[@FrenchNBratCosplay]

Hehe noticed my like to your comment made it 216 while you say Daniel Howell 2k16 xD not exactly the same but made me chuckle

[@FrenchNBratCosplay]

Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts woah chelax did someone piss in your cereals? Coz dude I’m sorry for you

[@TheBeatlesLover1962]

I read Daniel Howell as Danell howiell

[@revebaebae]

ay i made this comment 1K

[@ZBall.2507]

@@revebaebae uM thanks?

[@jhopesbluemoon9541]

And my username was born

[@tashm8001]

omgg

[@hollowmoth]

DUFFIN IS THE SHIP NAME LET IT SAIL

[@maria-ku3lg]

Dan And his muffin lmaoo

[@naomi1673]

did he temporarily change it just for this comment

[@skittlessenpai1524]

dansmuffinisnotonfire

[@mariacopley2128]

Maybe that situation wouldn't have happened if you didn't down a thIRD OF A BOTTLE OF VODKA, DANIEL

[@terracottateeth8246]

This is why my parents go 6 hours early

[@katiehess1752]

I'm fucking crying laughing at the ending 😂😂😂. Dan is so eloquent 😂

[@infinitypancakes1040]

Katie Hess I'm laughing I'm crying it feels like I'm dying

[@ilovekahluamydog536]

InfinityPancakes oh my god xD r u a Melanie Martinez fan too?

[@micah7314]

Melanie is best.

[@maisiehowlett1867]

dont cry,craft

[@curiousauthor9827]

+CrybabyAtTheDisco you are part of 3 fan groups that I am in. Homestuck, Melanie Martinez, and P!ATD

[@coolkid8075]

Dorris: "Oh, Do they have hospitals in Australia?"

[@evaladyman]

Keira S no dorris the kangaroos help us

[@stingy5765]

Keira S no we bathe in pistachio muffins

[@lychee-bear1155]

Of course *NOT*

[@annabel9278]

as an australian i can confirm that hospitals do not exist here. instead it is the kangaroos that help us.

[@khush352]

no we do not. we go to the wildlife centres where they treat animals :)

[@witchcraftlily]

who's here after watching their video of phil swallowing a super glue?

[@averyconfusedworm5902]

Me lmao

[@jovivh6584]

I love how the question “is there a HosPiTaL at the AiRPoRt?” is a normal thing

[@thecrazyone5150]

it's basically about how good a Muffin is.

[@16canarys]

Yup

[@carrie5385]

TheCrazyOne not just any muffin....A MUFFIN OF INSPIRATION

[@mothman-.-]

Dan- *sees muffin* Dans brain- you dont need it Dan Dans stomach- TREAT YO SELF

[@Lilly-kv7gh]

thomas sanders reference!

[@candacelee1480]

Here after Dan judges Phil for possibly swallowing glue... they're both hot messes lmao

[@LikeMike420]

*gets onto Phil for eating superglue*