I Nearly Blinded Myself

[@ye-fm3pz]

This video isn't even about how he almost lost his eyeball. It's all about that pistachio muffin

[@gurrasvarld3605]

Yeah lol

[@celaenaashryver-galanthyni9285]

You KNOW that that muffin is worth more than humanity

[@deletedl328]

THE MUFFIN IS WORTH MORE

[@kelseymilburn8676]

tru.

[@monicorn]

THAT PISTACHIO MUFFIN IS THE TROPHY OF HIS VICTORY AND THE LOSS OF HIS DIGNITY

[@josieg.k.7320]

There's always that one person sobbing hysterically at an airport. One day it'll be you, mark my words.

[@josieg.k.7320]

Last time I went it was me and it was because I was tired, overwhelmed, anxious and hormonal. I also knocked over a metal bin in the middle of the airport and like 5,000 people all simultaneously stopped what they were doing to look at me.

[@soleycara3388]

Oh my dear Lord xDD

[@sam-roll9828]

That sucks

[@leaslame]

I believe you smh

[@josieg.k.7320]

when I say 5,000 I mean... like...50 max...

[@reecechambers9818]

40% blinding story 60% muffin

[@irelandaintreal2945]

truth

[@ddeniizk]

diedddd

[@saturnday160]

How did he even get that through an airport

[@ergocomic]

1% : 99%

[@robertdamian3929]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh report me NOW NIGGA

[@sofiamayz]

Imagine being in the airport and seeing dan lying on his back on some chairs while Phil drops stuff into his eyeball

[@chellebygreen4830]

He'd take up about 20 chairs

[@Alex-vo5bm]

I would actually die.

[@keegan6448]

imagine seeing dnp irl at all

[@teamedward444]

B L E S S E D

[@margareta.6945]

or seeing them actually sprinting through the airport

[@FflorianASMR]

DAN. ATE. THAT. MUFFIN. WHEN. NOBODY. ELSE. BELIEVED. HE COULD

[@joshdun8252]

honestly just

[@alleycat2297]

dan is such a drama queen bless him

[@monicorn]

ive never been so proud of dan

[@agghhhhhh_]

Never give up

[@katiiia111]

He was also blind so everyone had doubts

[@abigailkurz5975]

"Hello Internet. I did something incredibly stupid." Well, that's a first.

[@olagandelmanrivlin5428]

completely a first.

[@kloud8447]

it's not a first if you've seen his videos...

[@poolwater0537]

Or Hello internet I did something incredible stupid I'm not surprised dan

[@kloud8447]

Backup Account xD calm down, i can't actually hear your tone, it could go both ways. No need to insult the whole phandom because I misunderstood lol not that my comment insulted you in any way, i was making fun of dan, not you

[@kloud8447]

Backup Account apology accepted! Thanks for understanding :)

[@jennysanimations4181]

"I can't see out of my left eye." "Wot?" "I sprayed deodorant in my eye before we left." " *WOT* "

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

Beautiful white cloud of blurr🙃

[@jazzedaboutcheese]

NANI 🤣

[@pancon9947]

I read this in their voices

[@EllFell0_0]

lol

[@lri828]

idk how but i recognised everyone in ur profile pic on my itsy bitsy teeny weeny phone. help me.

[@priscilajacobsenbisker4403]

WE NEED PHIL’S POV OF THIS

[@harrietbenson2894]

Priscila JB Mood

[@NathiHc]

He talked about it in a live show

[@roscurro]

(Nathália Henrich) l i n k ?

[@avabetten3392]

Yes

[@paigeidk2570]

Nathália Henrich link me?

[@lofitheloli6892]

you look at the mashed up muffin and it fills you with detemination

[@lawlietbtb2256]

You see the pistachio flavored crumbs cascading down your blinded face, filling you with determination.

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

Miranda Marks THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FANFIC WHAT THE FUCK 😂😂😂

[@felixulcer8943]

file saved!

[@lawlietbtb2256]

***** That name tho... XD

[@thelpschicken1980]

It's Dandertale

[@jordanhines2417]

I just realized that Dan was drunk while he was rushing to pack his stuff… The video he made before rushing was internet support group. So basically drunk Dan rushed to get ready and attempted to put on SPRAY deodorant. oh dan

[@alessandragutierrez9822]

Oh my gosh XD

[@apurv.a]

yea deadass he had like 5 shots i can't believe him whAT DID HE EXP E C T

[@Alice-oj2pg]

i love melanie martinez😁

[@madelinestead6337]

Is this a joke >.< I can't tell because that video was like a month ago wasn't it? Oh how I give up on life

[@ninjinbayarjargal5420]

Wasn't it the Australia one?

[@Ash-ge5uw]

Dan "hello internet. I did something incredibly stupid." me whats new

[@theblazingphoenix4175]

Alyssa Barton same.

[@inactiveren]

Me, trying to act surprised: No! Really? (XD)

[@itzpandagaming144]

Alyssa Barton tru tru

[@parkchanyeol9955]

That's me with my friends I say hi I did something really stupid and they always say what's new

[@user-hz8eo8zi6s]

youtube's favourite duo dan: sprays deodorant in his eye phil: eats glue

[@manwhatthehellman]

yes

[@kisbored2189]

they may do some _questionable_ things, but we love them for it

[@user-hz8eo8zi6s]

@@kisbored2189 correct

[@nerdygal6133]

They really are disaster soulmates.

[@calzonasupremacyyall8808]

I love deodorant dude and glue guy

[@sujihae]

he didn't want to concern phil how sweet

[@onceamoomoo829]

Title: I nearly blinded myself Video: Dan’s love story with a pistachio muffin

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Royal Queen yeah

[@megann-j5592]

Pretty much

[@sksury3067]

I ship it

[@wokeupnew]

ready for the fanfiction

[@shannonthedragon9192]

This might sound rediculous to people who don't hold sentimental value to objects, but I COMPLETELY understand that that muffin, despite the fact that it was smashed and squashed and falling a part, was still there. It had somewhay survived. Yes, that muffin was essentially you. You had managed to get on that flight despite all the obstacles you got yourself caught up in. ... Also, glad you're not blind.

[@shannonthedragon9192]

**apart

[@shannonthedragon9192]

**somewhat

[@princessamelia5284]

Hope y r ok Dan your AMAIZNG

[@taylorwilliams9931]

So he ate himself..?

[@shannonthedragon9192]

+Musicislive 21 Lmao

[@mariarasmussen9454]

- "Dan" - "Ben?" - "Dan" - "Ham?" - "DAN!" -....."Mohammed?"

[@atsukokagari_]

Goodbye, Spaniel!

[@greywick]

I've never seen someone so emotionally attached to a sad pistachio muffin before but at the same time I relate so much

[@superpeanutman2005]

hey, I love artwork! I've been subbed for a while lol

[@mkb2337]

lol same

[@Abbycat2469]

oh god you're literally like my favorite artist, what else can I say? Nice seeing you here

[@rykaro69]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ARTWORK

[@squid2895]

Same here

[@peachbins]

*"GOODBYE SPANIEL"* I ACTUALLY JUST PEED A LITTLE

[@lanibethstrother2648]

Same

[@nolongerhuman6706]

dat kpop girl SPANIEL TOWEL

[@ashley58227]

SAME

[@lunerfoxes9770]

dat kpop girl tmi bitch

[@lexi5313]

Purrfect Kitten I'm Audrey oh shut up its the phandom and no one cares

[@kiera]

He wanted his muffin..

[@kiera]

You better not fucking stop him.

[@onyx1091]

+Kiera Bridget Same

[@meadowflower3827]

Ye

[@m0sslamb]

exactly

[@phanicandaslothatthedisco2596]

I want his muffin

[@denverisntjohn]

Phil: wanted toast when he hurt himself Dan: wanted muffin when he hurt himself

[@soophay7566]

Frerard Iero woahhhh

[@laranzoinks1634]

made for each other 😂

[@ilah_bee]

priorities 😌✨💕🙈

[@neveyya]

snack take away pain

[@princealy4570]

carbs just make everything better

[@mariama716]

"Dan" "Ben?" "Dan" "Ham?" "Dan" "........Mohamed?" "Goodbye Spaniel" I'M CRYING

[@unawinstanley2814]

Don't cry... Craft!

[@Bianca-in9dk]

SAME

[@lucyshiels7]

BYE SPANIEL!

[@emicoleyuri]

Bye spaniel

[@derpythepuppy6567]

mariam do I no u?

[@jraclark7506]

*goodbye spaniel*

[@cute_yandarechan1139]

Jasbubble that really should've been a meme😂

[@sophiasa3596]

@@cute_yandarechan1139 I think Dan has had enough memes made out of things he's said 😂

[@Spiny_Boi]

*Hello daniel the Spaniel*

[@jay7177]

*spaniel towell*

[@Lucy80433]

Reasons why Dan's a fail more like Reasons why Dan's relatable as fuck

[@abigailkurz5975]

IKR

[@yohini5470]

Agree!!

[@samanthabayron2644]

U MADE ME CHOKE ON MY CAPRISUN OMFG

[@Lucy80433]

+Samantha Bayron U R welcome

[@flowerchild456]

+Samantha Bayron c APRISUN o M L

[@varda1625]

*phil is a beautiful white cloud of blurr* *yes dan yes*

[@mrschleeno]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

YESSSSSZ

[@Julia-pn2ur]

The Ghost King 8442 well i mean, dan did say that “obviously, we were more than friends” so i mean they could have been together at that point but you’re right

[@codiez]

He clearly wasn't talking about Phil but k

[@gwen8707]

Every freaking detail of this story stressed me out to the very limits of my mind, but one stress lingered in the back of my mind, and still does. He wasn't wearing deodorant on his armpits this whole time?

[@TheeKittyPie]

(stress intensifies)

[@CardboardOracle]

one thing that really stressed me was his shirt. the design isn't center

[@sleepines]

OMG O.O

[@lizzie3670]

He probably used something

[@gwen8707]

+Wanda Maximoff Nah, he was too busy saving himself from blindness. It probably slipped his mind.

[@souwrlove9693]

I w an t e d m y m u f f I n

[@taylor_universe_phan6731]

i cant handle that he calls phil "mr. philip"

[@idekwhatmylifeis7866]

mr phillip is my spirit animal

[@moa4571]

|-/

[@bugoodles]

|-/

[@bugoodles]

+mo lynn |-/

[@sam-jn1sh]

|-/

[@cristianquijas4091]

“Dan.” “Ben?” “Dan.” “Ham?” “Dan.” ..... “MOHAMMED?” Keeps talking “Okay bye, Spaniel.” I’m dead now

[@whalesinlamentation5351]

Cristian Quijas also literally every teacher in history when your name exceeds two syllables

[@br0ccoli]

I laughed too hard at that part

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Dan Dan HAM

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Dan? Ham? Muffins? TOMSKA = DAN

[@wokeupnew]

lmao my teachers name is danial hamilton and we call him dan ham so when i read that i laughed

[@beprasmis]

" I wanted my muffin " Dan says as the camera gets aggressively closer to his face.

[@moonchild4511]

Opal Vail when?

[@alexs.6711]

same

[@100bandtrash4]

Omg your name XD

[@jmich6611]

Opal Vail I replayed that multiple times

[@maepletea]

I died of laughter XD

[@hollyjarrett566]

The fact that Dan said he finished his video after 5pm and hadn't started packing yet actually gave me anxiety

[@okay2107]

Same

[@FluffiestBunBuns]

same I nearly had a panic attack

[@victorialoniewski2549]

Me too actually!

[@randombeann3886]

Legit same jfc

[@lisalingo1209]

Me too xD

[@DiamondAgario-dd4um]

I wish someone would love me the way dan loves his muffin

[@zincisthebestelement9364]

DiamondAgar.io preach

[@ArtemisNoma]

dont we all?

[@DiamondAgario-dd4um]

Mhm :c Thanks for 1k likes

[@musse6464]

Mood

[@pan-cake8534]

Me too, boo.

[@ckv954]

Deodorant spray Dan can’t judge glue glugging Phil too much

[@corrinabarnett8226]

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS TOO!!!!

[@clairoswife]

HAHAHA GLUE GLUGGING

[@sportsgurl16]

dan is so articulate!! the way he told the story sounded like an epic novel

[@siraszuluaga7192]

ikr ?? i really love it

[@gwen8707]

right? I love Dan Storytimes. And Phil Storytimes for that matter.

[@meisterl0]

yeah, what a great story teller.

[@edaj1990]

Articulate

[@EduardoMunguia]

that ending was intense indeed.

[@ryanrosssleakednudes9299]

"i nearly blinded myself ft. pistachio muffin"

[@HANNAH-mw9tz]

thank you for your name

[@shutupyouclod5024]

Your name is a gift to the world

[@alyssak1686]

BAHAHA YOUR NAME

[@caffeinatedx]

Your username is life!

[@schui7391]

BuT *nO.* I *wAnTEd* mY *MuFFiN*

[@annabananabones08]

"G spot time limit" is my new rocker girl group

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

can i be in it pls

[@annabananabones08]

@@piercetvenjoyer2003 of course

[@holyshitshea5867]

mE tOo

[@solkai7575]

where do I sign up to audition

[@paleflesh444]

me too i wanna be bass

[@LivvXiao]

Should've been titled "the miracle muffin"

[@taylormorgan9224]

Yessssss

[@zwinny0408]

I'm going to create a fan page named "Dan's pistachio muffin".

[@trft3193]

Zoe Matthews have you done this cause ill follow

[@seignee]

@@trft3193 same

[@krishowlter9287]

I'd sub to and follow that

[@liviajohnson4918]

YES PLEASE

[@littlelady3524]

have you? I’ll follow you :p

[@madilynjade785]

*M Y P I S T A C H I O M U F F I N*

[@lovethatforyou2757]

Dan getting overly attached to his muffin is me getting overly attached to dan and phil

[@randomhuman5168]

I want to like your comment but it's at 69 so I'm not going to ruin that

[@marmottrash]

Honestly 😭

[@shadowcadette]

“Dan.” “Ben?” “Dan” “Ham?” “DAN” “.... MOHAMMED?” I legit choked

[@rhianna3-613]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@raina1131]

When she said Mohammed I said “DID YOU CALL MY DAD?” Out loud...

[@chkafresa63]

Lol

[@hehet_yeosang]

Goodbye Spaniel

[@jaidaa721]

Naira Loves BTS same

[@cryptidcurrency9656]

"i didnt want phil concerned..."

[@lifespore]

Yeah, you wouldn't want your friend concerned

[@melatonin7385]

|-/

[@masonnn3446]

+Crybaby.Missy |-/

[@masonnn3446]

+Crybaby.Missy also crybaby fam

[@FluffiestBunBuns]

ikr the ship feels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |-/

[@maaidahdurrani7389]

GOODBYE SPANIEL.

[@danlester8836]

I'm dying from laughter

[@iamahighfunctioningsociopa4793]

**anime boi pillow casually in the background**

[@Ooherenren]

I am a high functioning sociopath haru doesn't care about being seen

[@rosalina7597]

I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed like a year ago! Omg! Thank you. I’m not crazy!

[@HeatherHasAHeart]

"I ate the fucking muffin"-Dan 2016

[@user-hc8jh3sl4u]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe "and I savored every goddamn bite." 😂

[@raegandougan]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe and I savored every goddamn bite.

[@videodog1234]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe I read that right when he said it. YAY FOR NEET COINCINDENCES!

[@theamazingtessaisnotonfire2677]

Mlgnoscopexx420 Pepe best quote of 2016

[@lilyadkins8909]

+Video Dog same

[@danielhowell]

this is literally the photo i mentioned in the video wow you can see the pain in my face and the trauma in phil's twitter.com/danisnotonfire/status/776190378663960576

[@maddiepeyton]

Hey Dan

[@spidermum225]

HIIIII

[@kavoodles]

Hi Dan!

[@graceturner6045]

someone sprayed impulse in my eye on a school camp when we were halfway through a two day hike and i couldn't see for almost an hour

[@kavoodles]

Thankfully I've never had anything sprayed in my eyes before, but I did rub my eyes with hot pepper juice as a baby.

[@calypsov.3584]

Dan has the best story telling.

[@mccarpm1]

Calypso V. IK I LAUGH SO MUCH ESPECIALLY THE AWKWARD FANCY MEAL WITH LOUISE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@calypsov.3584]

Pat McC OH MY GOSH YES

[@paigeflaugher5399]

Calypso V. OH MY GODS CALYPSO!!!!!!

[@oliviarosman1359]

+Calypso V. so true - via YTPak(.com)

[@kashalakasha2092]

Calypso V. OMG FELLOW DEMIGOD!!!!!!

[@Ava-wc4se]

I lost it at “goodbye spaniel” 😂😂💀💀

[@emelia6207]

The moral of the story is never judge the way other people look in a selfie, you don't know what deodorant/muffin induced incident they have been through before taking it.

[@sd_wafiya6018]

well said, my friend.

[@AI-bq8dd]

amen

[@hella5516]

Gr8

[@madoosh1699]

[@danielhowell]

that is it we found the moral guys

[@mothman-.-]

Dan- *sees muffin* Dans brain- you dont need it Dan Dans stomach- TREAT YO SELF

[@Lilly-kv7gh]

thomas sanders reference!

[@charlotteperry7528]

pretty much my whole life "I sprayed deodorant in my eye." "Oh. Why would you do that?" "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"

[@carolinekanwan5624]

One time I stapled my hand at school, and on the way back from the school nurse, some asked what happened and I said I stapled my finger, and they said oh why did you do that. I don't know maybe it's because I'm a suicidal freak or maybe it was an accident!

[@charlotterhodes395]

Same tho

[@paulinamejorado1435]

Oof

[@jugheadjonesdeservesbetter1087]

Paulina Mejorado Oof

[@averagegrapefruit2752]

No, I actually did it for fun 😑

[@laceysorresso4907]

my boyfriend asked me tonight why i was clenching my eyes shut so hard while spraying my deodorant. this was it. this is the reason. 5 years later and im still petrified lmao

[@phi7534]

years later and i still think about this every time i use spray deodorant. double checking the nozzle and closing my eyes type shit. i'm so glad i'm not the only one.

[@kassinwonderland22]

This is why I'll never use spray deodorant

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

I feel that. This video is the reason why I'm grateful for the existence of comparatively harmless stick deodorant 😅

[@ZBall.2507]

"I had NEVER seen an object that represented me as much as that muffin" Daniel Howell, 2k16

[@FrenchNBratCosplay]

Hehe noticed my like to your comment made it 216 while you say Daniel Howell 2k16 xD not exactly the same but made me chuckle

[@FrenchNBratCosplay]

Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts woah chelax did someone piss in your cereals? Coz dude I’m sorry for you

[@Sky_the_60s_lady]

I read Daniel Howell as Danell howiell

[@twentytwocenturygirl]

ay i made this comment 1K

[@ZBall.2507]

@@twentytwocenturygirl uM thanks?

[@wrld-sq5pe]

"What is your name?" "Um, Dan." "Ben?" "Dan." "Ham??" "D A N." "Mohammed?" I DIED

[@miriamisnotcool667]

I spilt my drink from that.. On my arm, on my chair, everywhere pretty much

[@tuvaeskner1508]

Muhammed

[@wrld-sq5pe]

+Tuva Eskner what are you saying? it can be spelt Mohammed too?

[@geneva1895]

Ham?

[@pumpkinspicebleach1057]

|-/

[@smlskellybean1958]

At first I thought that Dan was kind of exaggerating about how much it hurt, but recently I got a bunch of soap in my eye in the shower, and I fell to the ground and my eye was super dry and stinging for like an hour and I can only imagine how much spray deodorant would hurt now I know he wasn't exaggerating.

[@hubertcumberdale2570]

H

[@shsiobhan66]

smØlskellybean see this is why I use roll on deodorant

[@rhiannonlynn7991]

Siobhan Hogdson yeah same

[@notpaige4859]

smØlskellybean I got a huge glob of shampoo in my eye once. i feel your pain bro.

[@angelcorner2496]

smØlskellybean I know the feeling I get shampoo in my eye all the time. OWWWWW!!!!!

[@faithrose7033]

This was better than every award winning movie to exist.

[@brianna2783]

I really want to hear phil's pov

[@LotusMgO]

same

[@Alex-vo5bm]

Ya

[@smelly.catboy]

Trueeee

[@kimayoung81]

Sameness

[@dixi-marip.3373]

Fandom Trash Sam e

[@jasminestarvlogs3439]

“I wAnTEd mY MUfFiN” i choked

[@idiosyncraticmushroom3030]

I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd my fuckin goddamn muuuuuuuuuufin

[@kt27066]

*I WANTED MA MUFFIN*

[@st4rgvrl]

ME

[@ryderlead]

so did Dan

[@Mika-su9oz]

Winking with tears rolling down my face is a mood.

[@eeennuiii]

Mika AAAAARRRRRMMMMMYYYYY!!!💜

[@Rambiz]

My mood everyday

[@moonlight_sparkle6659]

Hi, I'm your 1k like. You're welcome 😁 Also, mood is me

[@LonelyWonderingWanderer]

This man really had the audacity to shame Phil for eating superglue

[@ingvildkvakestad]

He was drunk drunk

[@victoriadixon5048]

Seeing that your muffin, your ray of hope, was still there... It fills you with DETERMINATION...!

[@what-mz8oo]

Victoria Dixon dantermination broo

[@grandevox]

Is this a Persona reference? lol

[@1emonboyy19]

@@grandevox -Undertale- If I'm correct.

[@abbyconway3259]

Fucking blast from the past

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

Victoria Dixon that little ray toro of hope

[@DarkRulerHaDes666]

I wonder how long it'll be before the fan who took the winking selfie shows up...

[@ginamontana7878]

It's on his Twitter!

[@claire1416]

I'm

[@Jenamellowmie]

whats the name

[@ginamontana7878]

+jenico.t Dan retweeted it

[@Jenamellowmie]

ahhh

[@venloben284]

" I remember looking across at Phil and *all I saw was a BEAUTIFUL white cloud of blur* " Plus I love how Phil is so concerned about him

[@isavillarreal5246]

Even as a blur he was beautiful

[@AppleTheAwesome]

We're all concerned about him.

[@chloenorman2376]

ItShaenii Loveine I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@Radicaltoasters]

i think anyone would be concerned if their friend potentially just blinded themselves

[@em_07]

Teodora Lovin ya

[@miareanna7533]

I nearly blind myself everytime I look in the mirror. You're not special

[@nonbinarypotatoes6038]

But he had a muffin tho

[@liasmth5470]

difference is beauty oh shit that makes him special

[@린린D]

But did you have a muffin tho?

[@miareanna7533]

@@린린Dman, i should've had a muffin

[@akkalis9254]

"Cause he's a nerd..." *Has Haru pillow in background*

[@prettyfrckinodd2930]

Little Art Devil Lad So true

[@aoifeconnaughton733]

Body pillow*

[@katieann3452]

Little Art Devil Lad so what's new bitch

[@gracieday8011]

Little Art Devil Lad BURN

[@joi314]

Wait what pillow

[@Jess-ne6fw]

Honestly Dan could tell us a story about how he makes a cup of tea and it will still be amusing. I love listening to him.

[@desiswazey7094]

Sad Becky I love his voice is that weird????

[@btambo04]

@@desiswazey7094 nope, I love it too lmao

[@cararose3676]

I love that you say a cup of tea, IT'S SUCH A BRITISH THING!!!! AAAAH I LOVE BEING BRITISH

[@emjay600]

Nuki Howelter I always say “cup of tea” but I have a Canadian accent so it’s not as cool

[@witchcrafthall1293]

True

[@nati9414]

phil, the beautiful white cloud of blur

[@jimmymclaren5198]

nati such cloud Much amazing

[@Dolphinwithatan]

Everyone:*listens to what Dan's saying* Me:*looks at pillow in background*

[@whoareyoupeople2376]

I thought I was the only one-

[@beauellis3319]

Finally

[@bevviecat1306]

XD

[@TheSkyCaptain]

4 yrs later and I was doing the same thing. This makes me want to watch Free again.

[@Pepperbaby654]

8:00 Is it just me or did anyone else picture Dan lying down on the benches with his head on Phil's lap as Phil put eyedrops in Dan's eye and muttering "you're so stupid"

[@Pepperbaby654]

no just me okay I'll go back to Fanfictions

[@BlackHeartConquest]

not at all. there needs to be a fanfic for this though

[@renate4997]

Samee I legit thought of that how ur gonna do it otherwise

[@sadeolsen7964]

Honestly I imagined Dan laying on a bench with Phil hovering above him and dropping the eye drops several times on the floor.

[@masonnn3446]

ik the thought of dan's head on phil's lap while his eye falls out is so cute I might die omg

[@thecrazyone5150]

it's basically about how good a Muffin is.

[@16canarys]

Yup

[@carrie5385]

TheCrazyOne not just any muffin....A MUFFIN OF INSPIRATION

[@thebondsofthestars]

i would love to see actual footage of this

[@aksel6403]

Sabrina Malføy same😂

[@CandyD0409]

I love your profile picture and your name. lmao

[@colesprouseisdaddy4759]

love you profile pic sorry had to say:-D

[@katecrazinessidk9777]

ikr

[@stephaniecho6649]

|-/

[@professormcnasty800]

No one: No one at all: Absolutely no one: The World: Dan: MY MUFFIN

[@lnchysquinchy]

I’m confused

[@maskedkid-fo5pk]

The world needs dan because hes the only one that can press the button that saves the world!!!!!!! Dan:my MUFFIN

[@melisdemiralp6745]

How the bloody hell did you get a muffin through airport security.

[@jaredkleinman3893]

Cause he's Dan. DUH?

[@leximartin9666]

Well they don't go through your bags for crushed muffins. It would look like just a bunch if crumbs

[@jasmineh3519]

They took my nutella at the airport, I started flipping out

[@josbian]

asking the real questions

[@Ash-ne6tz]

Exactly why I was thinking I

[@feri5990]

*Dans story about his muffin and almost blinding himself fills you with determination*

[@nachoboe]

lmao

[@crowley236]

maybe it was a hint that next gaming video is Undertale? i hope so:D

[@ximena4175]

it phills me with dantermination

[@jainarao3158]

*clicks save button again and grins* determinationnnnn

[@lexiebishop555]

You mean Detemmenation!

[@jaidessa]

AND I ATE THE GODDAMN MUFFIN

[@ninjaari]

AND I SAVOURED EVERY GODDAMN BITE

[@manifestationsofasort]

No one: Daniel: G A Y P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N

[@thecaptainnoodles]

?

[@jeanz638]

@@thecaptainnoodles I don’t know.

[@insertcreativenamehere8104]

@@jeanz638 hi, I noticed ur pfp, there r harries and directioners everywhere and I’m one of them 😂😂

[@erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856]

alternate video title - "the universe doesn't want me to eat my pistachio muffin"

[@hehehehehe667]

potato with a weird haircut can I see ur hair cut

[@jax5502]

potato with a weird haircut omg is that a nyan Voldemort thing in your profile pic

[@olivia9345]

That is perfect

[@endxr_1354]

"He was packing because, well he's a nerd" "so i decided to play some PokemonGo"

[@phanisrealandthegovernment8019]

the *irony*

[@insertnamehere._.9181]

Moral of the story. Dont atempt to enhance the smell of your vision orbs

[@frogblu]

Ah a fellow gamer

[@keithoconnor7107]

:> good moral

[@alexblack7426]

i said this to my mum and she looked very concerned

[@jayquinn5688]

this comment has very cursed energy.

[@ar-gf5bw]

BRUH WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

[@diya-rc4fr]

im rewatching all of dans videos from 2013 to 2017 im crying

[@alinej.p.4907]

I'd honestly forgotten how brilliant some of these are

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

same

[@laracampbell1655]

moonxiu subliminals ah same

[@kev568]

Don’t cry, craft

[@coolkid8075]

Dorris: "Oh, Do they have hospitals in Australia?"

[@evaladyman]

Keira S no dorris the kangaroos help us

[@stingy5765]

Keira S no we bathe in pistachio muffins

[@lychee-bear1155]

Of course *NOT*

[@annabel9278]

as an australian i can confirm that hospitals do not exist here. instead it is the kangaroos that help us.

[@khush352]

no we do not. we go to the wildlife centres where they treat animals :)

[@dietkookaid6950]

ive never seen someone so emotionally attached to a pistachio muffin because they sprayed deodorant in their eye Actually I’ve never even heard of someone who sprayed deodorant in there eye

[@bee-bg1wt]

that's. our. dan.

[@kaka_dopa7858]

I've done it. Never again.

[@Outropluto]

I have done that Worst thing ever

[@cats7011]

Liv At the disco I like your profile picture

[@chifuyu956]

I have done that

[@kiml2454]

"So, with a single tear dripping out of my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body, and my dignity in shreds, I ATE THE FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE." ^ basically Dan's personality right there

[@SJbtsmuse]

Yes yes, I love draco

[@athenaroute1241]

-dan howell 2k16

[@Lydia130613]

+InfiredSwag yoongiiiiiiii 🙌🏻

[@lisalingo1209]

That was my favorite part xD

[@taylormorgan9224]

This was my favorite part of the whole video 😂

[@annedoro6455]

Aah, the guy that sprayed himself in the eye, The prequel to guy who swallowed glue

[@TheOnly.Sam.]

"Mohammed?" 😂😂

[@taehyxng4744]

Tyler, Josh isn't real. Nooo josh is real

[@silenceisavirtue6463]

Tyler, Josh isn't real. Oh no JISHWA is FUCKING REAL

[@R28-h4e]

Goodbye spaniel!

[@leaneglunec7253]

Ikr I AM DYING 😂

[@rveffect]

Moods

[@jayleneisner295]

Hey I've seen you before on a ts vid

[@R28-h4e]

Jaylene Isner you probably have 😂 I comment on virtually every youtuber’s video that I like

[@katieann3452]

ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 fuck offf

[@boop9379]

I want to know the story from Phil perspective as we know Dan was evidently very drunk after filming that video

[@bee-bg1wt]

wait what? he was drunk? from where do you know that?

[@mollyholmebbesen]

latvian phannie yeet Internet support group 8 i think

[@seliann]

@@bee-bg1wt your username looks like a mess, saulīt

[@seliann]

Also, he didn't say he was drunk, seeing as he told the rest of the embarrasing stuff, I think he'd tell something that could be an excuse if it were true

[@bee-bg1wt]

@Constelation Cloud my life is a mess saulīt

[@ashescloudz]

50% Dans muffin 30% Phil freaking out and 20% Doris

[@esharamchurn6513]

Airports don't seem to be a pleasant place for Dan, huh?

[@gwynethsteiner6432]

I guess his piano teacher found a new job

[@lilypuddicombe3863]

phandomgymnast blurryfacepanic! Omg😂😂

[@sofiahostetter3194]

phandomgymnast blurryfacepanic! Omg

[@stevewall5746]

lol XD

[@shayla550]

Git Your Own Fren ayyyyyyyy |-/

[@mxddie05]

Git Your Own Fren |-/ Hello Fren

[@emomusicandmusicaltheatre8761]

The amount of times I've watched this is unhealthy

[@johnfranciscullen4518]

I'm just going to leave this at 69 likes for no apparent reason.

[@marianaanastasiei3519]

Just like Dan's crumbled muffin

[@bunnybread2834]

Panic!KillJoy AtHedley'sTwentyOneFalloutTrenches What's wrong with your username I'm scared for your mental health

[@Elaaai18]

Re-watching this after re-watching Phil's "Why Dan had to call an ambulance".

[@madirowe8832]

"I ate the FUCKING muffin, and I savoured every god damn bite" I actual died XD

[@deannaonline8899]

Actual died

[@SingingSuperstar28]

I just love how passionate he gets saying it

[@jax5502]

Madi Rowe "actual died" wtf man

[@joelkogon7238]

"mr phillip" thatsokayiwasnttryingtoliveoranything

[@taylorrae2488]

I died

[@nicolee9580]

where was that??? i cant find it!!!

[@taylorrae2488]

1:30 I think it was at

[@emmatoomey3047]

+

[@nicolee9580]

Mr. Phillip oh dear god thank you, i just heard it and I'm trying not to die now.

[@themizzyandissyshow6607]

Dan: I ate the f**king muffin!!!!

[@miss_titsmagee]

The new Girl - I think you mean fucking*

[@thdis_9235]

Ki No no *f**king not everyone wants cuss

[@lenaidk1482]

Kenma Tetsurou Yeah but it's less funny when it's censored

[@wendycoos]

Lena idk h

[@jewel_the_doggo]

Someone needs to make a fanfic about Dan and the muffin.

[@jeppi3978]

New title: Blue Muffin, a tear shedding romance

[@alyseclaire]

I love Overprotective Mom Phil!

[@someoneinteresting4663]

Alyse Goan don’t we all?

[@bucketthief5197]

Doesn't everyone??

[@Dadyes]

That's every Phil!!

[@bucketthief5197]

@@Dadyes very

[@kimayoung81]

Love Mom Phil ❤️😍

[@amelie842]

Dan is the best storyteller on earth.

[@endless_galaxies3653]

I love your profile picture

[@Lovely_Bean_]

I'd rank Olan Rogers a little higher. Dan's up there, but Olan is possibly one of the greatest storytellers ever.

[@amelie842]

***** I just checked him out (didn't know who he was sorry) and he's very good too! His stories are really interesting. But I love Dan's accent it makes things so much better :D

[@nvmindem]

IKR? This was the most beautiful story I've ever heard lol

[@hollow.skull.95]

Agreed!

[@rivasdanyel]

Words cannot explain the emotions I felt while watching this video. You, Daniel Howell, are a freaking mess just like the rest of us. As ironic as it sounds, you are so freaking amazing.

[@katelynnewton1699]

Danny R that’s Spaniel Howell to you

[@leannlovesyoutube3753]

Danny R okay the fault and our stars whoooo

[@ashapayne8357]

he dont live in the us btw

[@leannlovesyoutube3753]

Asha payne no shit

[@tiredlylaughing4459]

THIS WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME AFTER PHIL'S EATING GLUE VIDEO HDFBSJDKFN KZbin PLEASE