dance moms wild moments that satisfy my life

[@unidentified_flesh]

abby looks like barry bee bensons mom

[@mercedessadhouredits7299]

LMFAO💀💀

[@toasty00v]

HAHA ITS SO ACCURATE

[@stefanyydiazz]

HELP💀

[@alysonwallace486]

THIS-

[@Moon-vw5cc]

I CAN'T BREATH😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@Jrdnp]

Abby was so visibly angry when Christi didn’t blow up at her after the low blow about her mom. I’m so happy that Christi kept her composure

[@Poppy-tc7so]

What time?

[@Danisaurus_rex]

@@Poppy-tc7so 6:50

[@SundaeSaurus]

Still said fucking, but kept it classy with a low tone 🔉

[@Paislynsdiary44]

So many likes but no reply’s I will make it happen.

[@mysticwolf1358]

I would’ve loved to see christi respond with something like “how about you have a couple kids and after a few decades they’ll tell you exactly why someone wouldn’t want to talk to their mother”

[@motorolla17]

omg I've been sick as a dog all day and seeing my fav posted made me so happy ty

[@motorolla17]

did editing srsly remove the heart I was given :(

[@bradentheman1373]

@@motorolla17 yea it does that 🥲

[@thefancydoll9211]

i’m obsessed with all of the dance mom edits omgggg

[@sewerratchild]

Angry middle aged women have the funniest anger speech with grammar thrown out the window XD

[@anothercanadiangal]

THESE EDITS GIVE ME LIFE

[@dove5584]

Paint by numbers hair . I am dyiiiiinnnnnggggggggg

[@wynnebriana2]

Abby said Kathy has “paint by numbers hair” 😂

[@marwahalhabobi6257]

christi and abby be fitting like me and my sis lol

[@KipEdina]

Paint by numbers hair- 😭😭

[@kxlledbyshxrks]

Abby’s whole comment about Christi’s mom and her whole family was uncalled for. Abby goes for the lowest blows and I can see why the moms didn’t like her.

[@madeline9603]

omg yes i totally agree! i can relate to her with not talking to her mother, so I only could imagine what that felt like. no matter how mad or angry you are, never bring up someones family.

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

On one episode she insulted Chloe's eye condition and they tried to make Christi look crazy by changing it from "fix your daughter's eye" to "she's washed up" when Christi went berserk

[@angelnumber2002]

Abby has dark energy I feel bad for her tbh

[@Thaisathenymph]

Christi did low blows too

[@badmanicpower]

The scene where Cathy took Jill’s phone is so funny because literally everyone in that scene is involved physically and then there’s just Kira standing there doing absolutely nothing.

[@emmakate8811]

Kira is just so fed up with all their shit

[@privetuser4979]

The music pug over Abby going for the phone tho had me weak

[@benbatz]

Kira: 🕴️

[@SundaeSaurus]

Kira was always the background character. Going to prison can make someone more inhibited than they should be 😂

[@Spanclan.]

and the candy apples mom filming all of it had me on the ground

[@karmatickenny]

Christi NEVER backed down, and that is entirely why Abby hated her so much. She was willing to fight and argue just as much as Abbie was. Love her.

[@gillianstyless]

christi is one of my personal favs on the show

[@daria5846]

Abby never liked her. And she had to let her be in her studio for years because of the show. It probably annoyed her.

[@elishavelez8746]

That's why she and Kelly were my favorite in the series.

[@Weridkidhippie7]

She may the best snarky remarks

[@emmakate8811]

Christi was my favorite dance mom, and Chloe was always my favorite dancer.

[@burni988]

The scene with Abby and Christi makes me realise why Abby disliked her so much. Christi gave as good as she got and Abby couldn't intimidate or control Christi like she could the other moms.

[@gbdm9629]

christi issa bad bih, bad beeches don’t die

[@cemeterygirlxo]

no fr, why would she say that to her 😭 that’s personal

[@daylight1440]

@@cemeterygirlxo exactly! Like what does not speaking to her mother have anything to do with Christie wanting respect for her and her child?? People say that to vilify others when they have ZERO insight into the matter. Shame on Abby for bringing that up but then acting like a coward when the moms brought up her legal drama where she was actually the villain lol

[@awesomesauce2000]

@@gbdm9629 are you having a stroke? Or are you one of those wannabe rappers who tries to act hard but is a soft child inside?

[@corimoon3360]

I will ALWAYS respect Christi for never taking her foot off Abby’s neck and letting her know she ain’t shit for the nasty things she does all the time that she thought she could get away with. She was never a quiet bystander like some other moms. She ALWAYS called Abby out and was never afraid of her. Narcissist abuser bullies like Abby always want people to be afraid of her and thrives off power and control and Christi never gave her that satisfaction. Christi called it as she saw it and kept it 💯, she has strong morals and wanted things to be fair and when they weren’t, she spoke up. She was outspoken and aggressive but when she stepped out of line she always apologized and owned up to it. She has defended EVERYONE on that show, she’s defended Maddie and she even defended ABBY once. She’s the realest one idc argue with ya mama.

[@koikoipoo]

Instead of taking accountability, Abby blames the 14 year old dancers and screams at their mothers. What a joke 😭

[@volcaniccash]

"paint by numbers hair" had me on the GROUNNDDD. abby is so funny sometimes

[@Cornchips32]

what does thqat mean😭

[@fabulousacchi]

@@Cornchips32 that she "painted" her hair by numbers, sometimes you can find on the internet "paint by number paintings"

[@yasmine3.]

I was deddddd

[@AllyssaMorgan]

Whys she so funny 🤣🤣

[@bromleybaratheon4638]

people in big glass houses...

[@Bre.Bre.]

Holly and Christi are my favorite moms on the show, can't change my mind.

[@ihavenoidea5257]

SAY IT LOUDER!!

[@gary-eu4rq]

same

[@whosangelica]

YUPP

[@i.cleanload]

Same and Kelly 😎

[@TheaPhillips-uq5tj]

Same

[@heartsfornay]

Dance Moms is so entertaining, especially after midnight.

[@kaylaanderson6098]

Istg!!!

[@batsh-tCrazyyy]

2:30 am

[@brancetaylor8189]

Omg not me watching this at 3:15 Am

[@missbeliever5133]

YES I ALWAYS WATCH THESE LATE

[@ok_boomer288]

FR BRO

[@Wodenseyes]

Abby’s face when Christi calls a psycho like her mom. Abby’s losing it lmao

[@sofiahessel7454]

That was my favorite scene tbh😂

[@devyngaffney5843]

Watching Abby try to attack Christy was like watching Abby run into a brick wall face first over and over again because she thought at least once she could get through it. She never did

[@kxlledbyshxrks]

it reminds me of those people that try to punch through counters because ‘if you get it at the right angle, you might split through the atoms and your hand will go straight through’

[@devyngaffney5843]

@@kxlledbyshxrks not Abby literally having a subatomic chance at success 😆

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

LMAO

[@chriss6356]

Christi should have sent a sympathy card to Abby when her mom died and on the inside it reads "guess we both won't be speaking to our mothers now XD"

[@mad.m_805]

Omg yessss that would have had me on the floor 😭😭😭

[@jazminescicluna2607]

OMG

[@jazminescicluna2607]

This is so evil

[@Chlo3C]

You always manage to find the funniest scenes, and somehow manage to make them even funnier.

[@ICEVXNE]

“Paint by Numbers hair” YO ABBY JUST ROASTED HER SO HARD

[@PinkShirtBoy]

I kinda don’t get it😢can u pls explain?

[@theaitokyo]

@@PinkShirtBoy paint by numbers is a hobbyb / coloring type of book where you literally, in the name, paint by numbers. example: red is 1, brown is 2, green is 3. you're painting an apple that has squares with numbers in each part. the whole apple is painted in 1 which is red, the stem is 2 which is brown, the leaf is 3 which is green. a quick google search "paint by numbers" can show you examples in images.

[@leonardoramos5645]

I Love the part when abbys gets in Kelly's face and says "christi and I, idiot" 😂😭😭😭💀

[@ajc94]

The fact that Abby wasn't even right about that 😂

[@arigogrr]

@@ajc94 actually she was, it is grammatically correct.

[@ajc94]

@@arigogrr my bad I watched it again!!

[@rhiannon9914]

Yeah and then on a reunion clip where Christi says me and Kelly but then corrects herself and screams KELLY AND I is so funny to me 💀

[@haleybryan3606]

@@arigogrr it depends. Sometimes it’s me and ___, sometimes it’s ___ and I. Depending on the context

[@sadkitty6584]

Honestly Christi and Kelly carried this show for years

[@diorperfume3481]

And holly

[@naomi5702]

@@diorperfume3481 After season 4 she did.

[@diorperfume3481]

@@naomi5702 what you mean after season 4 she carried all the season

[@naomi5702]

@@diorperfume3481 not really. she was just like melissa and jill and hardly ever said anything in defense of christi and kelly. during season 5 she started fighting back against abby because she and nia were the new targets. 🤷‍♀️

[@diorperfume3481]

@@naomi5702 what you mean she was like Melissa just because she wasn’t loud like the others don’t mean anything and what you mean by new targets lol did you know abby was racist

[@mpip6909]

4:58 Brooke coming from the curtains I CANT 😭🤣💀

[@alexandras_heads_in_the_clouds]

and she just stood there like 🧍🏻‍♀️IM DEAD 😭

[@corimoon3360]

• I will ALWAYS respect Christi for never taking her foot off Abby’s neck and letting her know she ain’t shit for the nasty things she does all the time that she thought she could get away with. She was never a quiet bystander like some other moms. She ALWAYS called Abby out and was never afraid of her. Narcissist abuser bullies like Abby always want people to be afraid of her and thrives off power and control and Christi never gave her that satisfaction. Christi called it as she saw it and kept it 💯, she has strong morals and wanted things to be fair and when they weren’t, she spoke up. She was outspoken and aggressive but when she stepped out of line she always apologized and owned up to it. She has defended EVERYONE on that show, she’s defended Maddie and she even defended ABBY once. She’s the realest one idc argue with ya mama. • You can tell Abby was hella jealous of Christi and her “entire pathetic family” otherwise she wouldn’t have mentioned them outta the blue. Christi had everything Abby probably wanted: money, fame, talented & good natured children, a loving husband, a nice house, a secure lifestyle. Abby was definitely jealous of the money and fame Christi and Chloe were getting and that’s why she always mentioned that when talking bad about them. There’s a saying that goes when someone is always mentioning something about you and/or aggressively hating on you for anything, it’s usually coming from a place of jealousy/envy. • I can even use Christi for an example here. People say she always hated on Maddie because she was jealous of her. That’s not really the case tho. Christi was always talking about Maddie because Maddie was the one getting preferable treatment by Abby. So she had to mention Maddie bc she was apart of the subject (but not the problem) and the reason she kept mentioning it is NOT because she was jealous of Maddie herself but because she was jealous of the treatment that Maddie received. Maddie was treated like an actual person while Christi’s daughter, and the other girls were treated like garbage. So Christi was envious bc she wanted her daughter and the other girls to be treated the way Maddie was and that’s why she always mentioned it, because it was unfair. • Idk how Abby can say she has more class than Christi’s entire family, and include her mother… and then shame Christi for not speaking to her mother like… so you insult her mom only to try to make her feel bad for not talking to her mom? Lmao. Who’s side are you on? (We all know she’s on her own side but still lol).

[@bloxyeditsss]

345 likes and zero comments lemme fix that.

[@corimoon3360]

@@bloxyeditssslol ❤

[@neshtosi2116]

Periodt. Christi kept it real regardless of Abby's outbursts.

[@btsyoongi5183]

I’m sorry the last clip of Brooke singing and you zooming in on the guy is hilarious to me for some reason 😂😂

[@Sponge7FAN]

Same🤣🤣

[@f_r_e_e_p_a_l_e_s_t_i_n_e_]

Ikr

[@sippuki]

i feel like. we dont really talk about how exploitative this really was. as someone who went through way too much as a kid, seeing these children forced into "sexy" outfits is just extremely infuriating. there is a reason for why cp is illegal. its extremely damaging for the kids to be forced into this adult stuff. let kids be kids. and PLEASE stop putting kids into outfits that could hurt them later in life.

[@scullyiv3s]

honestly! they could have at least did a one piece instead of a two piece w thigh highs and laced gloves 🤢 theres so many ways to keep an aesthetic yet also keep it age appropriate. let little girls enjoy being little girls ):

[@nayanayam]

I agree that it’s too much for their age, but the kids specifically said they liked it, so I wouldn’t say forced.

[@tamanpreetkaur4115]

but the kids liked the fit

[@sippuki]

@@tamanpreetkaur4115 id like to start off by saying: this is reality tv. lots of the dialogue is scripted and/or edited to maximize drama/appeal to viewers. so even though that may have been said, there’s no telling whether that was a genuine opinion of the girls or not. secondly: there is a distinct difference between someone liking how they appear in an outfit vs liking how others see them in that. it’s normal for adults as well as children to enjoy wearing clothing that make them feel cute or even sexy. however, that does not mean that they necessarily feel comfortable with wearing those outfits in a public setting or for hundreds of thousands of people to see them dancing in them. to like an outfit is a completely different thing than to want to be seen in that on national television where potentially millions of people could see you in it.

[@tamanpreetkaur4115]

@@sippuki i mean they did look happy, and plus its just an outfit

[@zachrodriguez865]

5:30 the way it’s actually “me and Christi” and Abby just wanted to yell 💀💀💀

[@hubabaloop]

Yeah that would’ve been way too close to my face screaming like that too wtfff

[@saturnitiez]

____ and I is gramatically correct though, but regardless of whether it was or not, she did indeed just want to yell lmao

[@vizzoanimates]

@@saturnitiez it depends on the context, for example, it wouldn’t be “me and my sister went to the mall” because if you shortened it, it would be “me went to the mall” so you use “my sister and I” But if it was “she took me and my sister to the mall” it would be correct. Shortened, it would be “she took me to the mall”

[@haleybryan3606]

@@vizzoanimates 👏

[@ashtonskyegorlewski2248]

I know Dance Moms isn't scripted, yet every fight that the Mom's have with Abby are just PERFECTLY done.

[@lyacharles1388]

Yea Dance moms isn't scripted, but the producers edit things to make them so perfect and make it seem like someone said something other than what they really said.

[@ingrid1145]

christi: 🧍🏼‍♀️ abby: stop having an attitude 👹👹👺👺👺

[@BabyCharity0606]

“You’re just a blob with big hair.” “I don’t think my hair is that big today. 💅🏼” Abby is so funny

[@thefoxgamer2453]

Abby’s scream at 3:09 lmao

[@elizabethcampbell4145]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Lol it sounded like a Dino 🦖

[@sonicthehedgehog8159]

When someone roast their bully

[@Iomxzya]

WOÆŒH

[@theultimitelifeform8548]

I feel like Christi was one of the few good moms she argued with Abby but she keep her composure and didn’t break out yellin like the rest of the moms

[@ihavenoidea5257]

Yes her and holly are my favorite

[@fuutasfootrest]

“Showing off of your sexy body” -everyone watching- ..why😭✌️ -edit: Wtff tysm for all the likes💕

[@yori8256]

4:56 i love how brooke came out of no where when abby was talking about her and stood there i love brooke 😂

[@beanbean1248]

8:35 I’m pretty sure he said rabies

[@jazzisbetter]

1:33. THESE ARE CHILDREN. Im happy that the parents aren’t okay with it.

[@Juju_4209]

The Bryce Hall clip sent me 💀💀💀

[@elizabethcampbell4145]

Time stamp

[@mysterymemes8174]

4:09

[@burni988]

8:53 I AM DECEASED 💀💀💀💀

[@winnieb3324]

Jerry dancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!

[@hanafates]

can we just appreciate how much of a queen christi’s been throughout this show? i know holly is like the best mom overall to everyone but me personally i’ve always loved christi. holly and christi are def best mothers

[@MIDZY_YEJI24]

The fact that Kelly was her student and now is a mother talking back to Abby is just amazing I literally love Kelly

[@jareddavulture58]

That nose contour is OUT OF CONTROL at 4:41

[@giselle_gibson]

As a Mexican who has been watching a ton of your dance mom edits and grew up with Mexican music, I cannot stop laughing that you replaced the dance songs with Mexican music

[@natalies8422]

my anger issues could never at 3:20

[@Cinnamon_..1]

3:34 let’s fight👹👹let’s fight 👹👹

[@xhfhfhfhfxnxbfhfhf7838]

It's let's ride😭💀

[@NovaOffical2024]

🤣👌

[@bryanburke8456]

It sounds like let's fight

[@Eli-di1by]

"You are the nastiest person on the planet Abby 😌" I want this printed on t-shirts and mugs.

[@saviorhyo_5265]

THE PAUSE AT 5:50 😭😭😭😭

[@ockycooksley1047]

7:59 i love how Christi was just making sure the kids got out of that room, and didn’t have to listen to this! ❤❤

[@ella-louise9537]

when the world needed her most she returned 🤩🤞 slay

[@ripplered869]

00:20 Doesn't deny the blob accusation and just focuses on the hair 💀

[@hannafluffernutter99]

6:15 had me dying literally me when I decided to start watching this show

[@LarsBarrs]

7:30 absolutely NO WAY I’m gonna make my kids have a full time job for a little tiara once a year😐

[@lewisblakley8288]

When they argue Dr. Holly is just like "I cant wait for my contract to expire cause I do not want to be here"

[@YAPPYHAPPYCAT]

1:19 i hate how exposing the outfits are. their minors.

[@misskocho2157]

Can we talk about how Abby put them in those outfits when they were like 7 . But then loses her mind in the 7 season when they were dancing for another team “those were not the kids I raise” or something

[@destinyzarate8032]

I know they are in a dance team or whatever but those outfits are just a big no no 😭

[@misskocho2157]

@@destinyzarate8032 I feel the electricity dance was more inappropriate 😭

[@sarakwt2828]

2:30 I CAN’T 😭😭😭

[@sonicthehedgehog8159]

All you do is pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick.

[@flowerbee6234]

It’s the “paint by numbers hair” for me

[@blazingphoenix1000]

1:41 I’m very uncomfortable seeing a child in that attire

[@heyitsaudreyi]

Clarification for 2:19: the guy recording is the photographer/ videographer who is required take photos/ videos for dance competitions in case parents want to buy it. Idk if ppl even cared but I wanted to say that it lol

[@coco_styles]

Thanks I was wondering

[@YangJeonginsBread]

Yeah. It happens to me all the time at competitions ( I get photographed for dances). The photos always turn out terrible the only good photos are the ones of the ending and starting poses.😂😂

[@heyitsaudreyi]

@@YangJeonginsBread no bc as I dancer, SAME. why are they so bad at timing photos😭😭😭

[@YangJeonginsBread]

@@heyitsaudreyi Idk but you’d think they’d be able to get good photos and videos cause they’re “professional”!😂💀

[@cameliab6946]

5:41 my favourite moment of kelly and Christi

[@tucky3191]

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS thank you for giving the people what we want bahahahha 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Already down for this iggy entrance with Abby haha

[@kirabarnes657]

5:56 I’ve ALWAYS adored Chloe’s hair

[@deemiller537]

6:00 - 7:00 that’s the moment Christi realized she’s alone and it’s so sad because she stood up for everyone and their kids

[@Kammi38]

6:21 IM CRYINGGGGGG LIKE ACTUALLY THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@Chellie_Ester]

"Don't tell me to shut my mouth PAINT BY NUMBERS HAIR" ISTG ABBY HAS THE BEST COMEBACKS 💀💀💀💀💀

[@moonee4702]

I'm Latin and I died with the cumbia and the Rosa de Guadalupe theme song lol. At this point I just keep living to watch your videos, thank you! ❤️

[@burni988]

5:26 "It's socks" Thank you, thank you James Charles

[@scarlett1637]

1:28 nah bro who tf says that to a kid...

[@christyweaver1837]

3:44 heh Justin Beaver

[@crazykuudere]

2:20 ayo actually wtf 💀

[@ydalmismiranda2899]

Ikr😐

[@iLikeWaffleFries952]

Nah that's creepy. Why the hell did he take a picture

[@layla8437]

When Christi told Abby she wouldn't back down to her, I got chills. I mean like, good for her! Love your channel btw

[@lifewithemma8688]

“PaInT bY nUmBeRs HaIr” LMFAO 💀

[@zoejane3471]

AT 5:00 THE WAY BROOKE IS STANDING THERE IS KILLING ME ITS THE SAME STANCE AS THAT SHANE DAWSON MEME OMFGGGG💀💀😭😭😭

[@raitalkstoomuch]

christi and holly were always putting the kids first and keeping them out of the fights and i love them for that

[@danniomc462]

Double booked, double paid, double blessed 💅

[@charxfrosty4018]

I died at the paint by numbers hair💀

[@marynichols2148]

"youre the reason I dont even take discover anymore" that fucking took me out like bitch WHAT

[@SheilaCelestin]

1:46 I LITERALLY DIE

[@hystari200]

These videos honestly give me joy each time a new one drops 🥰

[@guacamolegirl1114]

Cathy is so obsessed with Abby. Every time her kids win it’s “ohhh we beat Abby finally” instead of “wow you guys are incredible and you blew everyone away with your skill. She’s so ready to provoke Abby and her team. Seems like Cathy is pretty invested considering she hates them so much

[@suchadream1788]

Kelly saying “every three days” at 7:12 sounds like Tana Mongeau saying “a bleach and tone”

[@averagekornfan]

2:41 NAHH I CANT ANYMORE💀💀

[@generalginx]

It’s….. sort of weird that Nia was a DJ wearing a “SWAG” shirt the whole time in Brooke’s music video while the other girls were just blandly posing. Abby’s enforcement of old school stereotypes is so blatant, even in the girls’ “independent” work

[@TheLegendaryMovieCritic]

6:28 Maddie Ziegler exposing Abby Lee Miller to Cosmepolitan be like

[@kaazuk0]

6:55 GO CHRISTI 💪💪💪

[@truebloodish]

Is no one gonna say how gross it is with Christi saying 'what would your dad say' like I respect Christi for standing up for Chloe in every sense. But bringing up how her father would perceive her as a CHILD in a costume is giving me ick.

[@mercedessadhouredits7299]

I don’t think she meant it that way, I think she meant that her dad would not approve of the costume because it’s very scandalous and not something he would want his daughter wearing especially on National TV.

[@cher_cherry46]

she didn’t mean it in that way (why are you thinking like that anyways?)

[@mercedessadhouredits7299]

@@cher_cherry46 because I was responding to a comment that directed an opinion toward an unintended meaning and I was simply explaining to them.

[@maddieworrall5383]

@@mercedessadhouredits7299 butterfly sammy was talking to the person that wrote the comment, not u

[@luvvvvvr]

she didnt mean it like that. seriously?? thats her dad.

[@slurpee4203]

THE RANDOM “mosquito” at 3:37 HAS ME SCREAMING

[@nadiadansani2139]

You’re the reason I don’t take discover anymore is insaaaane. 😂😂😂

[@CuteNinjaPanda]

It's hilarious to me that she snatched the phone not wanting to be recorded with the big TLC camera behind her 😂

[@thankeesir8988]

1:04 omfg tell me why I read that as sea mistress😭😭

[@Madamoisellefishsticks]

Do you know the song that played at 1:09?

[@thankeesir8988]

@@Madamoisellefishsticks just shazammed it and it’s apparently ‘Quarto De Hotel’ by Leo Franciozi lol👍🏻

[@Madamoisellefishsticks]

@@thankeesir8988 thank you so so much 💖

[@5gyypt]

This shit be having me deaddd 💀, but the amount of bs and stres these people put they kids through for the fame is low key sad 😭

[@angelnumber2002]

True like all the insults screaming and yelling. They all ended up sweet girls though

[@patriciafascina4727]

00:06 I’m already ded

[@Lovey_Forever]

Dead*

[@montymints]

When Christi ushered out the kids😭 she’s so responsible

[@codyk1217]

I don't know why, but Jerry dancing at 8:54 makes me laugh so much lmao

[@englishatheart]

Still never understand how they think the "Electricity" outfits were "too revealing" when they wore outfits just as bad and worse. And they literally let their children go swimming in bikinis, which are way more revealing. Do they think perverts aren't at beaches or pools? Makes no sense to be okay with wearing underwear to swim in but not okay with wearing underwear to dance in.

[@Tayy_edits]

3:14 literally me when mom takes my phone💀

[@Past345]

What I loved most about Christi Is that she never had the will to back down and I love that so much

[@Miss.Oopsalot]

2:25 💀💀 not mosquito