Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy but the players are on a sugar high.

I don't think that white powder was sugar...
Track 4 of Shitscores, Vol. 2: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/mag...
Original song: "Der Nussknacker" Op. 71a, II. "Danses Caractéristiques", b. "Danse de la Fée-Dragée" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
[Translated: Op. 71a "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦," Movement II "𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴," Section B "𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘗𝘭𝘶𝘮 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘺"]
HUGE thanks to Buwumet for helping with the dubstep portion of the video (hopefully you didn't just spoil yourself before watching the video). You can find her stuff here! / buwumet
This shitscore was made with MuseScore 3, MuseScore 4, GIMP, and Adobe Premiere Pro. You can download and experiment with it on MuseScore, although sometimes a subscription is required for downloading, which is beyond my control. Buuuut, I found a workaround: you can download it through this Google Drive I created!
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[0:00] Merry Chrimmas
[0:05] That probably made some people uncomfortable
[0:09] Imagine actually testing the synth before you start playing.
[0:15] He's got the entire orchestra loaded on that thing.
[0:26] Merry Crisis
[0:30] That also made some people uncomfortable
[0:34] Man this sounds too correct lemme ruin something.
[0:41] Don't tell me you've never played louder during a solo before.
[0:49] Unless you're a tuba or contrabass and never get solos :(
[0:56] You ever see that clip of a trumpeter passing out on-stage?
[1:05] ORCHESTRAL ACCENTED HIT 1
[1:07] Are there any one-handed pianists out there?
[1:13] ORCHESTRAL ACCENTED HIT 2
[1:15] Man 2-handed piano is so much easier, everyone should do this.
[1:18] Why don't we get a little funky?
[1:21] ORCHESTRAL ACCENTED HIT 3
[1:23] You know what time it is?
[1:25] ORCHESTRAL ACCENTED HIT 4 5 6 CAUSE THEY WON'T FIT SEPARATELY
[1:28] IT'S DUBSTEP TIME
[1:31] THIS IS NOW RAVE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY
[1:34] FIGHT ME TCHAIKOVSKY
[1:37] ORCHESTRAL DESCENT
[1:40] I just blacked out for 28 seconds where were we
[1:44] Can you tell who came in correctly?
[1:56] tf
[1:58] Why do you show up every year???
[2:02] YOU DON'T OWN CHRISTMAS
[2:08] This wasn't a joke, MuseScore literally cannot play higher than this.
[2:16] Bro bought the whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.
[2:19] You just happened to wake up right at the end.
"Shitscores" are shitposts that take classical music and make horrible-sounding versions. The genre was originally popularized by Parker Meek, and many others have written their own shitscores, but typically they only include a few instruments. I decided to put my own spin on it by orchestrating an entire full symphony orchestra version of a shitscore with some extra video editing to polish it even more. "This is Halloween except it's terrifyingly horrible" was one of my first big hits. (Hopefully that's enough keywords for the algorithm lol)
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[@MagicMason1000]

HUGE thanks to Buwumet for helping with the dubstep portion of the video because I don't actually know how to write for a drumset so she wrote me some dubstep-like lines (if you just scrolled down and spoiled yourself before watching the video, take the L nerd :P). You can find her stuff here! instagram.com/buwumet

[@DraconaiAuracto]

You should see if Buwumet is interested in a full-on collab. Looks like plenty of people want a full version of that dubstep portion.

[@qiaowani]

Ehide - Nutcracker

[@Jovocale]

😅…Please do a Christmassy version of John Cage’s 4’33”… I am sure it would be a right hoot… Can’t wait… Are You up for the challenge…? should we be scared…? Should we be very scared…??

[@Jovocale]

Go on… just do it.. You know you want to!!!

[@Jovocale]

Pwetty pwease!!!

[@DraconaiAuracto]

Also, I don't care what Tchaikovsky's corpse has to say about it, that dubstep segment was awesome. Can we get a whole cover of that "Rave of the Sugar Plum Fairy"?

[@robynmck]

I would legit listen to that on repeat.

[@ooc329]

Tchaikovsky literally invented the anti-drop before anyone else invented the drop

[@buwumet]

We'll see what we can do about that 👀

[@frostyvoid827]

Agreed

[@bluedragin]

I mean, Tchaikovsky is also the same person who put cannons into one of his pieces, so I really don't think he's going to be too mad about this dubstep version of one of his songs

[@DraconaiAuracto]

"my synth's on the wrong setting" I haven't used a synth in like five years and I still felt that.

[@unizero_]

Sixth grade I had to switch from piano to harpsichord. Circled, bold, red ink, at top of my score: ***053!!***

[@iexist_nt]

​@@unizero_how did you find a usable synth in middle school

[@unizero_]

@@iexist_nt oh pls, probably didn't even sound like a harpsichord but the music teacher said it was 053 an i trusted her

[@bnusxd5277]

“Well that sucked” “Oh shut up” That was a nice final touch.

[@Crystalimizer501]

Fr😂😂 Damn 713 likes no replies

[@bnusxd5277]

@@Crystalimizer501 I had that many likes? I didn’t know that.

[@bad0719]

Clearly you spend a lot of time with bass clarinet players because that is SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE.

[@thepoyoboyo3192]

Clarinet here, and damn if I’m not going to blast my notes.

[@bad0719]

@@thepoyoboyo3192 Lol I play clarinet too, but one time I played bass clarinet and it was literally *tons of rest, then blast a low note* lol.

[@I.love_him2.27.24]

Bass clarinet here and it’s very true

[@I.love_him2.27.24]

@@bad0719 FRRRRR

[@sameli1183]

Played bass carinet for 6 years. The best was when they gave you those nice low notes that you can really play out. (The worst is when the composer clearly just went "IDK. They have the same range as a soprano? Just double the 3rd clarinet part." 🙃)

[@Vivi-Mage]

Now THIS is some high quality band meme content. The sound effects are mixed so well, and the panning when Mariah comes in?? Gold. Subscribed.

[@Popcorn-colonel]

Omg yes. Love this stuff❤️

[@tornadotrick7991]

Christmas Creep be like

[@mirandachan4214]

Lol😂

[@indigohued]

You should do 1812 Overture but make the Cannons extremely loud and sprinkled throughout. More cannons!

[@alenazwiep2996]

Oh HELL YEAH!!!

[@JetFalcon710]

1812 Overture but the players are in a warzone

[@WackoMcGoose]

"I kinda like it. Interesting percussion section." "Those are cannons." "And they played this in crowded concert halls?! Geez, and I thought classical music was _boring!"_

[@jameerlawrencebondoc8162]

@@JetFalcon710 World War II

[@tjenadonn6158]

​@@JetFalcon710And some of the scores had typos so they're playing the 2112 Overture instead.

[@rainierberinger6868]

This went from zero to Trans-Siberian Orchestra faster than I thought it could.

[@raskullsshako]

😭😭😭

[@wordpaintings_]

My school has honor band auditions that day so me and my homie are just gonna be blasting this while everyone is shaking in their boots with anticipation of messing up 💀

[@ralseidemurrer]

Wait how did you commit this 4 days ago when the video came out 41 minutes ago? WHAT WIZARDING TIME TRAVEL SHINAGANS IS THIS?!?!

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

@@ralseidemurrer it’s a premier, we could leave comments like 6 days ago

[@ralseidemurrer]

@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake oh.... well I'm still going to be an idiot and say "WHAT WIZARDING TIME TRAVEL SHINAGENS IS THIS?!?!"

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

@@ralseidemurrer lmao understandable

[@overnightpanda]

@@ralseidemurrer I'm going to steal this for real life

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

Sugar plum fairy literally made me cry trying to play it on piano but im excited

[@limeleviathan7699]

this video was released 8 hours ago... HOW IS THIS COMMENT FROM 6 DAYS AGO

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

@@limeleviathan7699 i think KZbin is broken

[@katexx4]

​@@limeleviathan7699because the video was planned already days ago.

[@xandraxie3183]

@@limeleviathan7699 you can get access to it early, somehow

[@Froggycolouring]

You don’t understand the struggle of playing it on ocarina(I swear I nearly broke it because I dropped it) 💀

[@robynmck]

As a band nerd, trombonist, low brass teacher, occasional conductor, and wannabe arranger (thank the Muses for MuseScore) I'm blown away by just how accurate this is to the chaos of the band room. It's just missing the trombones snoring in the back... because we play NOTHING on this song. Ooooh, but we make up for it later. WE. MAKE. UP. FOR. IT.

[@kailavanderwielen3588]

this is so incredibly ominous...how, precisely, do you make up for it?

[@jammy5731]

they assassinate the violins

[@lucas23453]

Imagine random dubstep when you are listening to classical music. Just at a concert, and all of a sudden the Maestro picks up a Deadmaus hat and just starts swingin'

[@sadecevanced8282]

Bro that's a dream of mine.

[@NocturnalDecay]

Why does Rave of the Sugar Plum Fairy go so hard

[@lolliii5477]

i don't know XD god has blessed us allwith this Xddddddd

[@yeetdragon2413]

"i dont think that white powder was sugar" crazy stuff right there, wonder what it could be

[@rileylazar523]

The other “coke”

[@greenhydra10]

Salt

[@DanTDMJace]

@@greenhydra10you dont get it

[@emilywinther4643]

Considering tchaikovsky wrote CANNONs into his music, I firmly believe he would appreciate dubstep, rock, and many other forms of music today! This was so much fun.

[@Sorry_ImLazy]

As a violinist, I call this pure art.

[@SomeGoldTherian]

As a viola-ist I also think this is pure art

[@randompersonh]

As a violinist, pianist, and violist, I also also think this is pure art.

[@ArbitraryCodeExecution]

^

[@theoreosquad6044]

As a viola player and a piano player, this is a masterpiece.

[@drawingrosies3276]

As another violinist, i agree.

[@bezmagica]

The cycling through synths at the beginning absolutely broke me Also, unironically, can we get a full dubstep version? It was an absolute banger

[@messyponiessi]

"tchaikovsky is rolling in his grave" i think tchaikovsky is busting it down to these sick beats.

[@Bread2698]

Now I'm getting the feeling of when you sneak downstairs for water but the ice machine is really really loud

[@GuitarPlayingFeline]

whats the dubstep part

[@Bread2698]

@@GuitarPlayingFeline your father finds out and asks if you want to play video games

[@GuitarPlayingFeline]

real @@Bread2698

[@CairnOwl]

This is legitimately the only holiday music I actually want to hear

[@rhov-anion]

I doubled over in my chair laughing. My cat ran away. My husband peeked into the room to see what the heck was going on. I have tears.... TEARS IN MY EYES. You're a comical genius.

[@expomarker5099]

I’m actually in the middle of Nutcracker rehearsals, I will say I was excited to see this in my feed

[@Will-Reiner]

Hi

[@robynmck]

Same, at least we waited until after October 31.

[@isabellamitchem1593]

I’ve been doing Nutcracker stuff since August and honestly, I’d love to see our Sugar Plum this year dance to this instead of the normal one

[@chamberlamps6855]

Same lol! The algorithm knows...

[@isabellamitchem1593]

I just finished my final Nutcracker performance and laughed through the tears listening to this again

[@MarkosDantes]

Am i the only one who kinda wants a full cover of it with the first wrong synth setting cause i'm ngl that sounded kinda fire. i Would like to hear the dance of the sugar plum vampire in full actually HGFDCFVB

[@inzomniac_]

YES. i was looking for this comment

[@lightspiritblix1423]

Listening to all the Musescore4 synths in sequence right at the beginning had me cackling

[@robynmck]

It's a familiar struggle, haha!

[@Sheng_F.19]

I feel ya! Hahahahaha

[@theauggieboygamer9148]

Just the fact that one of the synth sounds was a metal pipe falling made me lose it 🤣

[@dawnstream12]

Dance of the knights ref

[@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy]

1:30 me when I eat three melatonin gummies instead of two

[@skullmastergamer]

Wouldn’t that be the opposite?

[@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy]

@@skullmastergamer it's like when michel jackson died due to the sleep chemiels thing not entering properly

[@q_0191]

*NO CHOIR KIDS ALLOWED* got me so hard.

[@corkoles]

Can't wait to see the notation hellhole this will be, as usual

[@grazzy2002]

YOOOOOO THAT DROP BACK INTO THE SONG AT 01:37-01:40 WAS EPIC!!! 😲🤯 Also I love the little bit of extra content by using the Chapters names as extra dialogue/narration/comments 😂👌

[@akomic_]

0:41 so true, bass clarinet almost never gets a solo

[@alliekat1431]

Yeah… the last time I had one was because I was the only person who came in at the right time after someone else came in waaay too early and threw off the rest of the band. #bassclarinetlife

[@Eileen_in_Vegas]

That was absolutely BRILLIANT!!!! Well done!

[@beanofknowledge2125]

The part where everyone comes in at the wrong time was too real

[@CiarnaK]

Thank you for opening my eyes to the wonders of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy on pipe organ! The cycling through synth settings had me *howling*!

[@H.G.Halberd]

I want a full dubstep Version now

[@user-py9ej1bf7s]

just look up DJ Tchaikovsky False Credits - There Is No Game Wrong Dimension Music Extended

[@Draaagooon584]

2:06 _Me being a choir kid:_ Guess I'll just disappear

[@WD_RatLad]

F a l l

[@someone-xc1lj]

as a bass clarinet i can confirm that no one can hear me playing even at fff

[@phyllojoe5346]

Can confirm have nearly passed out playing low notes and done that sad little "im dying" note to finish the phrase

[@victorhanson6921]

Just play slightly off-key. They'll hear you then. If somebody calls you out on it, blame the Tubas (or the bassoon if they exist) ;D

[@IUseRandomPfps]

0:08 This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a KZbin video, I wish you all could hear how hard I'm laughing.

[@arcaneodysseycentral79g]

Halloween vibes

[@larsnyman2455]

The dialogue really takes this to the next level.

[@Robigon]

That was one of the songs of all time, thank you mason

[@theretrodragonyope]

Dude, that dubstep part was so good though. Lol, "Okay." 0:23

[@coyotix]

No drugs can make me get in as much of a high as when I see a new shitscore

[@BohepansTheThird]

I'm fucking dying I love this. I'm glad I subscribed! *Musical* shitposting. What a world we live in! The Internet is usually a plague upon mankind...but this is a rare shining gift. Thank you so much. Also Mariah Carey literally out of fucking nowhere, that was excellent.

[@StoryLover-7]

These are always fantastic! These videos are always put a smile up to my face when I see them.

[@Froggycolouring]

Scrolling through all the sounds is so accurate, even though I know all the sounds I’m just like “what does that one sound like- *loud metal clang x100*

[@monroerobbins7551]

I love that the intro was Phantom of the Sugar Plum Fairies, lol, I kinda want a whole version like that

[@Arolotl_queen]

The "Well that sucked" at the end along with the reply is the most band like thing I have heard in a band meme.

[@delmarclapp3350]

0:49 the calrinet. The freaking clarinet. I was laughin for 5 minutes straight.

[@Jet-Pack]

2:15 whoops wrong button LOL

[@buwumet]

That white powder felt good tho, should I not have used all of it at once?

[@miroslavzima8856]

Sugar of plump fairy - giveth it to me! I can´t believe how inventive ideas you have and it always, ALWAYS brightens up my day. Thank yoooou! :)

[@tari6085]

So good! But so short, we need MORE!

[@edwingao6307]

1:44 third line came in correctly

[@UnseelieRose]

I laughed so hard at this while waiting in line for the ladies room that I've caused half the grocery store significant concerns about my sanity. 😂

[@Therarewubbox69]

0:14 DUT

[@rhinobeetle40183]

metal pipe falling.

[@emmagillis4669]

Marching band flashbacks 😭

[@arcaneodysseycentral79g]

My impression of a mpf (metal pipe falling) Biwiwoooooooo

[@WackoMcGoose]

The sound effects and voices are a great addition, I can _see_ this happening.

[@clarestubbs9303]

I am crying laughing! More of these please!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Mx-Potoo]

I feel like it would be awesome if a bunch if these songs were played in an actual auditorium/concert hall.

[@whitetipvelociraptor5759]

Oh sweet Jesus no!! My poor ears would actually bleed!!😭

[@icycoldiesnowviala7265]

Yes now I finally got my dose of sugar chaos

[@AxeActly]

These videos never fail to bring a smile to my face.

[@MagicMomma]

The whole bouquet of oopsie daisies😂😂😂 i love your chapter titles!

[@isiltari]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. CACKLING GIGGLING MY ASS OFF. IM DYING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@kitten1602]

I had a sugar high recently at a party and this is basically the progression.

[@toottoot2756]

We need something for thanksgiving!

[@rileylazar523]

Yes! It’s not Mariah time

[@ThatOneBgel]

Christmas came early with "snow"

[@KaptainKyro]

Dance of the "sugar" plum fairies

[@turtle_potatokings1334]

oh great now im gonna anticipate mariah for a week

[@sadecevanced8282]

1:21 absolute FIRE!

[@lccr1000]

This is very well made

[@KurasKatze]

theres so many of these videos on youtube but yours hands down are the funniest, thank you

[@theresegretencord2470]

This is hilarious XD Thanks for making me laugh today!

[@yourfavoreocat]

now this will be a master piece OF CHAOS

[@Xylophytae]

I love stuff like this because i know theres like 6 layers of music nerd humor im missing but i still find it funny

[@nicestpancake]

A viola is always the one saying "oh my god" when something goes wrong, I've never seen anyone else do it

[@idatethefatkid]

OK but that dubstep breakdown unironically slaps

[@ekomieran7150]

the synth scrolling is so insanely painfully real oh my gods

[@FiestyFighter]

Best thing ever!!! 😂😂 I love music memes because i know ill always get what they are saying lol😂 Great video like always❤❤

[@cindyzhu2267]

This is really good and accurate, and it would really funny to see my brother 's reaction who used to play in an orchaestra.🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanlawrence2484]

I've been waiting for some new content for a month now and i have to say this was worth the wait

[@adityasrivastava6645]

Nah cuz the dubstep and the drop back to the quiet part sounds epic. Gives me chills

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

as a Muse fan this makes me unreasonably happy

[@kyrcamille9106]

your videos always make my day, thank you for this masterpiece of a monstrosity

[@numbtoes12]

Comedy gold, dude! I was in TEARS when the bass clarinet forgot to breathe and passed out!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@heyheytaytay]

Totally worth going out and buying glowsticks for.

[@fiddlestix3025]

100% hilarious! The random staggered entrances was what got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldshield10]

My dude, you had me cackling the whole time!! Plus I am certain that the composers of old (Big T included) would love stuff like Dubstep and Black Midi of their creations.

[@AaliyahLowey]

I’m blessed this masterpiece was posted on my birthday

[@silly-goofy-little-goose]

I think the bass clarinet got possessed by a trumpet player with that solo...

[@stardustpie1992]

For who came in correctly, it was the violins. At that part of the song, they play at the same time as the piano, with the other instruments coming in on the measure after. The flutes nearly did, but came in a second late due to getting thrown off by everyone else.

[@dawnstream12]

As a flute player, that’s accurate

[@fish-on-the-internet]

absolutely stunning. enamored by the bass clarinet

[@All54321]

This is amazing, I love it. All the time cards/chapters are also hilarious.

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

A dubstep version of SP Fairy would be pretty rad! And I am saying this as someone who loves stuff like Mannheim Steamroller, who takes Christmas classics and changes them up in a way where you can't hear the new arrangement without feeling extraordinarily happy, or maybe twice as weepy, depending on the song. 😅

[@r3ked272]

(1:06) i have never seen the double flat with a bent top symbol before also see you in team 0% and you deserve to beat the last 2020 music level, whatever that is

[@franziskaaisen9465]

This is clearly a masterpiece!! Thank you.

[@changkikim1786]

You honestly have the best talent in the entire world

[@faroshscale]

"Oops my synth's on the wrong setting" took me OUT

[@lialaokami]

I want both a version done entirely with the organ synth, and a full version of the rave of the sugar plum fairy

[@furbyguy]

The editing on this is fantastic. Really makes me feel like I'm back in a school band. Hilarious stuff!

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

You've pushed the program to the limits with that Dubstep, swell work! The repeated Synth mistakes were fun too.

[@iwiwawakapina3750]

holy crap i wasnt sure what to expect but that dubstep was fricken awesome, with musescore no less. AWESOME CONTENT, pls make more

[@prettypuff1]

1:36 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I didn’t know I need this drop