DANE BAPTISTE: COMEDY UNLEASHED: GENDER FLUIDITY, N*GGATINE AND TRANSFORMERS

Recorded at the Backyard Comedy Club, this is Comedians Unleashed, a safe space for comics to say what they want without being politically correct! Not that I ever am. Remember trolls, before the internet, you'd be writing in a toilet cubicle.
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[@singaporeghostclub]

“Because no one wants to offer one in prison,” 🤣

[@singaporeghostclub]

Good Evil well said

[@singaporeghostclub]

Good Evil no links so far

[@davidgraney3413]

O ya that line was epic. I'm taking that phrase and using it from now on

[@COIcultist]

@@davidgraney3413 But please don't precede it with the tired phrase about *"Because everyone has one"* Well at least not if you do a comedy gig for the local Ileostomy Association.

[@anthonyreed480]

Lmfao this is like the best comedy club on earth right now wtf?! "I'll slap you just once you wont like that." 😂

[@TheCrazyFinn]

Yeah, it's really brave to threaten to slap a woman. "But it's just jokes! lol"

[@NyanHomeschoolGirl17]

TheCrazyFinn It is actually, in this day and age.

[@jamie7713]

@@TheCrazyFinn He didn't threaten her. He made a point which revealed that her point was absurd. Also, it's a joke, not a 🍆, don't take it so hard...

[@charleshill2121]

@@TheCrazyFinn he did not threaten to slap her he pointed out that just one slap would be unaceptable. This was in responce to her 'that only hapend once' comment.

[@akihitochan9988]

Tou dont have a sense of humor. I wonder if you didn’t get socialized around lots of people early on 🤔

[@dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739]

It's refreshing to see that comedy isn't dead everywhere!

[@nigelcarren]

Most comedians would have spun this much material out over 4 shows. This guy was throwing them at the crowd like he has an unlimited supply. This is my first time so pease be kind... but I will be back. 'Dane got Game'. BRAVO, Merry Christmas, Subscribed. 🏆

[@CNNBlackmailSupport]

Wow, I thought the exact same thing. There is no filler here. No extended setups either. It's just rapid fire comedy and he doesnt miss much, if at all.

[@CNNBlackmailSupport]

@Bear that's a Dave I dont think you are fully understanding the OP. While many comedians do longer sets, they arent nearly as densely packed with punchlines. Guys like Dave Chappelle, Louis CK, Pryor, Carlin, and Chris Rock have material from decades of work saved up, yet they all still find ways to stretch the jokes out and eat up time. Louis CK, for instance, does pretty long setups for his jokes, which is his usual style. Norm McDonald performs in the same basic way. Baptiste didnt do the "have you ever...?" or "How many people here are...?" audience participation jokes. He didnt do the one-liners that comedians like Mitch Hedburg, Zach Galifianakis, and Steven Wright use to get in a ton of jokes per set. Baptiste's jokes stayed within their theme the whole time. He had to create multiple jokes for each topic, which isnt as easy as it seems. One liners don't have to connect with other jokes and they can be about anything. If you rearrange the order of jokes from a Hedberg set, each joke still works on its own. If you had to make several jokes about traffic, your punchlines need to be traffic related. That's a handicap compared to one liner comedians.

[@nigelcarren]

@@DaneBaptisteComedy I am doing just that mate... I consider it my duty. Finding good stuff this day and age is like finding a rich seam of coral whilst diving in the same old pond. Anyway, now that we are mates... could I borrow your lawnmower please? 😂 (Keep up the great work... I love it)

[@amberswafford9305]

I lost it at “niggatine” patches. 🤣

[@Stonnin]

Amber Swafford can you time tag it? Mustve missed it thanks

[@amberswafford9305]

Stonnin its about 5 mins in

[@andrewmartin6445]

Yes, that was a good one.

[@andrewrobinson2565]

@@Stonnin The joke begins at 4:09. Better late than never ☺️.

[@jacksonbrown4112]

The more comedians that go to Comedy Unleashed the better we will be! Great set!

[@remyllebeau77]

I take issue with him bringing SJW BS onto a stage that was built to get away from the dying comedy of the left. I do admit that he was funny though, so maybe he will wise up, or maybe he just needs the premise so the jokes will work.

[@adomaster123]

Remy Lebeau u are being an sjw right now.

[@remyllebeau77]

@@adomaster123 I am not being hysterical or unreasonable, neither am I trying to deplatform him.

[@adomaster123]

Remy Lebeau nigga you are complaining about content that offends you. That is what sjws do.

[@codex8085]

@@remyllebeau77 this clown tweeted me about whites going extinct bc of a white liver matter tweet. Baptiste not the other bloke

[@inertiaspinner555]

This guy is gonna blow up over here in America, we need this kind of comedy

[@theorganicway2go]

meh, hypocritical chumps like him dont last too long on the comedy circuit. And yes, no problem saying that directly to his face on the street.

[@ashleylavergne4327]

@Steve Sherman I was thinking the same thing

[@HerrThorsten]

"This guy is gonna blow up over here in America, we need this kind of comedy" - every pc-fucked up country does!!

[@P.Whitestrake]

Come on, mate. He's a comedian, not Al-Qaeda. LOL

[@jerryx2000]

He will be in jail in woke America

[@aeiouaeiouaeiou]

thanks for the subtitles, as a german i highly appreciate the work. the gig was nice as well ofc;D

[@XmarkedSpot]

@@DaneBaptisteComedy Was für ein großartiger Set! Bitte mach weiter so und frohe Weihnachtsgrüße aus Köln ^^

[@rjc7289]

"I want to be a transformer, but I can't pay my landlord in energon cubes!" LOL! A very hilarious bit!

[@lrvz7187]

"Not the comedian we deserve, but the comedian we need."

[@TonOfHam]

"You're forgetting the rules, if you don't like it, just don't laugh"!! 17:09

[@JonaOrange]

that swearing at the cancer bit, i haven't laughed that hard for a long time.

[@ArnisGoldberg]

found this like a year and a half ago and i keep coming back. definitely top tier comedy. "i got xbox and free porn wtf can you tell me old man?" is one of my favorite lines out of this.

[@katherinekelly6432]

I'm visiting Japan in December. I just figured out how to avoid doing laundry and pay for the trip. I love the Japanese!

[@nealerobertson4493]

Opinions are like arseholes. No one tends to offer them in prison!😁😁😁

[@Linda-mx5cn]

I am so happy to see this sort of comedy start to come out.

[@carltonpoindexter2034]

@@DaneBaptisteComedy From the States, you remind of the late, great Richard Pryor. Love your comedy.

[@hummingbirdcity]

The exchange that starts at 17:05 nearly made me choke on my own laughter. Comedy platinum.

[@AfflictedNation]

"you would never fight me in the streets". Fantastic!

[@Face2theScr33n]

I hope I'm not the only one that caught "old-fashioned renaissance man" at about 15:12 and laughed at the juxtaposition of the two. Brilliant, Dane!

[@Jay_Sullivan]

You are using words without knowing their meanings.

[@barebonesmusic6725]

Is your real name Buzz Killington?

[@Face2theScr33n]

@@barebonesmusic6725 I have been accused of that before, bud! Good call! Happy Thanksgiving. PS. I think Dane did that intentionally. I think he's brilliant.

[@Face2theScr33n]

@@Jay_Sullivan You should look up "Renaissance". Then think about the meaning of the phrase "old-fashioned". I think Dane put the two together to be funny. I simply pointed out that I thought it was funny. What's wrong with that?

[@sidarthur8706]

Jeffrey Smith people have heard the word renaissance before haha we don't need it explained. good catch tho

[@scottallen6970]

absolutely brilliant, epic. the way he shut down the heckling. Just shut her right up !

[@Zulanderr]

6:00 “now I’m not an oncologist......” love it

[@rookyofficial]

This channel consistently puts up funny new comedians -best channel on KZbin right now for comedy

[@MrAbsalomdavid]

thumbs up for the smoking ladies joke! that alone .... lmao

[@UncleFexxer]

This is like the British counterpart to Dave Chappelle

[@codex8085]

Except not funny

[@JonDigger1]

That Porn scene joke was really funny... "I'm a renaissance man!" :-D

[@Tangible_D]

After seeing Dane on a few tv broadcasts his standup didn't click with me, but when he is set free at a venue like this I consider myself a convert. Great bit.

[@sergeiparajanov]

Never seen Baptiste before, but he is great!

[@jayvandevender6290]

Comedy is not dead. It's hiding out in the U.K.

[@JNYC-gb1pp]

People are "racist" because you're in their country against their will. They overwhelmingly opposed mass immigration - but it was done regardless (by an elite who want cheaper workers even if it ruins the country) Why would you object to people having a say in their own country? Why should an outsider who is inherently NOT part of that nation - has no ancestral claim whatsoever - have any role in what the people do with their own country? I love the Japanese but they are not planning to let millions of people who look like me into their country ("racist'?) - and they SHOULDN'T"T because it'll change their culture and I like Japan the way it is. The term "racist' is just a way to express the fact that you're unwanted in someone else's country because its their country - not yours. Every group has the right to keep their country for themselves. I support every people the right to say "we don't want you here - you have to go back."

[@Yeorl]

Money.

[@annacsillag7247]

Lol. So what's your view on Britain, France etc colonizing India, Africa etc?

[@Yeorl]

@@annacsillag7247 Sorry Anna but if you knew basic math you would know 2 wrongs doesn't equal 1 right.

[@JNYC-gb1pp]

@@annacsillag7247 The same as I said in my comment: I'm an advocate for people running their OWN country as they please. British government had no right to interfere in the affairs of India and tell them what to do. Indian people were right to organize and kick them out. I applaud them for standing up for their own country. I'm against my own people when they impede on other people's right to their own country. (though I'd question whether the people in power in Europe are even my people - but thats another issue) I'm also against colonization of any land that people occupy (where there exists a 'civilization') such a Nigeria etc. Though, those countries were vastly improved by infrastructure built by Great Britain (schools, roads, airports, hospitalis) as the expense of British taxpayers, I still think it was wrong. Isreal also seems to be colonized land which was stolen from people who had a country there. It was land that people were living on in houses with towns and cities etc (ie civilization) and was essentially a deal the Rothschilds made with British government after WW2 (but planned decades earlier - and talked about hundreds of years earlier) South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and North America was a different story because there existed no civilization but rather roaming hunter gatherers in a largely uninhabited land mass. The area of South Africa was uninhabited as its land was dry and rocky and hard to farm on and saw only passing tribes such as the Zulu who traded with the English & Dutch settlers. Those settlers did mass irrigation on that land and brought that dusty non-arable land into farms that end up creating enough food to feed the entire continent and develop wealthy and industry. This attracted people from all over Africa who were not from that region because there were jobs and rule of law. Those settlers built that country from nothing while the people who lived near to the region did nothing but slaughter one another in endless battles - but largely left the settlers alone.

[@annacsillag7247]

@@JNYC-gb1pp civilisation means destroying habitats and soil erosion. Myth of progress. Semantics. The people who are leaving the colonised by the IMF bank etc middle east are refugees. You're just regurgitating someone else's opinions. Ex slaves are here and enslaved just like you by "civilisation " dear citizen. Think harder. Try again.

[@MeMe-lx2jw]

17:20 That woman doesn't know what she's talking about. I live in Japan. There are used underwear vending machines in porn shops.

[@eastsideterri22]

So true. I've seen videos of guys buying them, uuuggghhhh

[@sashimimisha]

Weebs will defend their beloved Nippon to the death.

[@jeice13]

@@sashimimisha a weeb might have known about them. Shes probably just a white girl that thinks all negative comments about not white countries are racist lies

[@iaroslavtitov2270]

@@sashimimisha You kidding me? Perversion's one of the big reasons us weebs love Japan

[@sashimimisha]

@@iaroslavtitov2270 ok coomer

[@davidhughes6024]

It’s such a relief to be able to laugh at this stuff for once 😂subscribed 👍

[@v5u7sulh2]

You wouldnt even have to be that funny.. I laugh my ass off just hearing a GOOD U.K. accent of someone swearing and cracking jokes

[@jamieoconnor8692]

Brilliant. You had me laughing out loud. 😂👍

[@playfulplanets1697]

Great new talent. "Sometimes I watch porn, but I don't leave comments. That's a line you don't cross."

[@jezebulls]

Come to the US! You'll be very well received. Edit: Don't you hate people that comment before they've watched the whole video??

[@copferthat]

Whenever a black person comes on tele or social media, I begin to count, just to see how long it takes before they use the word black. Normally it's under 30 seconds but this lad made it four and a half minutes. Might be a record.

[@defossard]

My God he's hilarious! I'm so pleased this was uploaded. Thank you.

[@concernedcitizen8870]

A black man moving from an all black country to a white country to do jokes about race that attacks white people (10% of the world population and dwindling), so brave and original.

[@concernedcitizen8870]

@TheHatedHater I like how you didn't dispute anything I said because we all know it's 100% true, just felt necessary to let everyone know that facts are "nonsense". BTW, wondering when you'll be posting your name, photo and home address since you attack anyone who says anything on the Internet without revealing that information.

[@justlooking7489]

A good comedian hits only one lane, his cultural lane; but a great Comic does donuts in all lanes. This guy is a Great Comic.

[@TH-fn6bg]

Thank you! I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. I appreciate you man!

[@sheepleslayer586]

Great comic! Whites aren't the only racist people out there, just saying. Over all, awesome show. I would go see him if he came to my town.

[@Jay_Sullivan]

This comment belongs on a Farrakhan video, not on a stand-up video. They're jokes.

[@olifuckoffski2400]

jay sullivan would you say this if he was white

[@Jay_Sullivan]

@@olifuckoffski2400 , yes. I don't even know whom you mean by "he", but it doesn't change anything.

[@sheepleslayer586]

@@olifuckoffski2400 he isn't though. Just tired of everyone thinking whites are the only racist or bad people out there. If a white guy was making a joke about murder and insinuating it was done by a black person, needlessly, would you be offended? He was still funny. Just saying.

[@sheepleslayer586]

@@olifuckoffski2400 and yeah, probably.

[@jimmydeans7682]

Freshest comedian i have seen in a long time - thanks for your work

[@kevinleesmith]

You are on fire. Best stand up I've seen fir a very very long time. You need your own series

[@CNNBlackmailSupport]

Wow. This guy is on fire. The smoking jokes were a little blah, but holy shit, every other joke told killed. This guy is(in my opinion) at a 98% joke kill shot ratio. He has a higher ratio of jokes that were funny than some of the all time greats. Yeah, it's a 20 minute set compared to an hour or two, but these are some absolutely amazing jokes. Well done, Mr. Baptiste. Well done. (Or maybe Miss Baptiste depending on whether you are fighting a woman.)

[@CNNBlackmailSupport]

@@DaneBaptisteComedy The teenage boy roleplay bit is absolutely brilliant. Actually, I'm comfortable with calling it genius.

[@DrewskiTheLegend]

Reminds me a bit of Jimmy Carr but with his own twist. Good stuff!

[@SubjectRandom21]

I love Jimmy Carr. He's quick and witty.

[@darkmisti]

"you're forgetting the rules if you don't like it don't laugh" my fucking sides left orbit

[@Chartoise]

Actually bad that we now have special places, where we can go to listen to "incorect" comedy.

[@eccentriclullaby1357]

This set was awesome! Just subscribed, Dane is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 Love his delivery, content style and the way he approaches subjects. Hilarious!

[@RuiChui]

Very intelligent comedy act! And truthful. And the response to the heckler - spot on! LOL

[@mattgiant8836]

I love it. original, clever and just very funny as well.

[@chrisparker2177]

Even if you don't see color, you still see black and white

[@JennySparkz]

I literally just got that

[@Nathan-ii1dq]

sick set bare funny. 1 question, if women get 20% less for the same job then why dont businesses just hier women and save money?

[@TheCrazyFinn]

They would if it was true. But it's just a joke. ;)

[@edmilsoneletrica]

@@TheCrazyFinn it is just a joke, but plenty of people actually believe that shit. Even many politicians. I remember Obama saying just that.

[@jamie7713]

Don't try to inject logic into this fallacy, you sexist 😜

[@beakytzw]

Cos women get preggers and get maternity leave!

[@Jay_Sullivan]

1 question: why are you bringing up politics over a joke? Another question: do you know what jokes are?

[@justinheads5751]

if he was uncensored and wanted to mention racism, he'd mention how the biggest source of it in our society today is black culture (not just racism, but hypocrisy about it on top, which is worse)

[@toohightohigh3640]

Bro why the FK dont you have more subscribers this set was GOLD!!!

[@benmread]

Very, very good. Apart from the gender pay gap references. Because in the UK, where this was performed, that shit is illegal!

[@LudvigIndestrucable]

I am trying to figure out how to get the 'heart full of hate and a mouth full of cocks' line into a work conversation

[@truthteller9196]

Thank You for the laugh! I needed that!

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Notice how he used the myth of the wage gap as a foundation for jokes, nobody cared, but saying something about Asian people means he gets heckled. You just know what side of the spectrumn can take a joke.

[@kur1tan]

Excellent stuff. Glad I came across this today. I needed a laugh.

[@thatssiickyo]

Great skit I loved it!! Literally laughing the whole time.

[@wolfza2630]

Proof that comedy still lives.

[@striperouge]

Ah. Talent, so good to see you again. ✌️💪🤛

[@kilobravo2373]

That line about the porn comment section, just might be used by myself in conversation one day. It caused me to pee just a little bit, and i will of course give credit to you for it. Also; I love it when a comedian easily dispatches a heckler with their own logic. Top notch, sir!

[@16m49x3]

Eh, it was kind of a stupid joke. Like vending machines is indeed a very Japan thing. But you won't see panty vending machines in Japan. It's not really indicative of Japan. it's just some funny thing that happened once, that he probably read an article about. Not to mention how Orange is the new Black made the plot of a whole season about making, and smuggling and selling used panties to people in the US.

[@16m49x3]

@Wekeepitabagoverhere That's just blatantly false

[@16m49x3]

@Wekeepitabagoverhere yes

[@negakirine]

I've loved every minute of this! ❤️

[@douglasarthur2673]

Now this chap is funny which is in stark contrast to the ‘edgy’ 😂 BBC Comedy Club for aspiring comics.

[@antiagonista]

This guy reminds me of Norm Macdonald's style.... great work!

[@alexeiwilliams]

aww yeah, but very Dave Chappelle-y as well!

[@stewheart]

The female smoker bit was funnier that the only woman who made a noise was some old dot cotton voice

[@kosmonauta69]

Genious. Greetings from Costa Rica.

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

17:18 Oh you sweet summer child, you have no idea how far the rabbit hole goes with the used cloth business goes in Japan.

[@rosencrantze]

Outstanding. Really funny and clever.

[@karrieannbean]

Very funny. I'd say slow it down a little bit, though. The laughter of the previous line covered the next line, a few times. Great problem to have and easily fixed. Tune in to the audience and give them time to recover.

[@christopherrichards1744]

why the subtitles, /did you just assume that we wouldn't be able to understand him?

[@pauldonnelly8659]

That's the funniest thing I've seen in years.

[@melmo5218]

I have SEEN with my own eyes, in Tokyo, hustlers offering to buy knickers worn by young ladies as they passed by. I told my partner to go and sell hers, what the heck? She was over 25 so they weren't required. That's so fucking age-ist and we were unable to eat as well as we'd like to have done on that day. Malnutrition is no joke.

[@redraven1604]

Brilliant set, absolutely hilarious.

[@SVisionary]

Discovering Comedy Unleashed has been a revelation. Love it!

[@mattmacd2009]

Ill take that phrase further....... Opinions are like arse holes because everybody's got one.......... '& most often they stink!' Phrase extended!

[@jamie7713]

That's the way I always heard it.

[@Bob_Brown]

Please don't try stand up

[@billybaxter6333]

Not seen this guy before. Really good, loved it. I can never hear the phrase gender fluid again without feeling a bit sick.

[@TheGreatPresenter]

I love Dane Baptiste. He does a great podcast called Dane Baptiste Questions Everything

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

It ever there was a case study to show why we need comedians to expose a new ideology’s wide variety of utterly absurd implications, this guy is it

[@martinrohac1213]

Wow great, I loved it all the way. Although my "Nan" made few "cheeky" comments about you :-P)))..

[@perkele1989]

I love the content on all of these comedy unleashed, however every comedian on this platform needs to work a bit on execution. There are literally no pauses for comedic effect. Use them!! That said, great stuff and I love it!

[@scottsiharath4307]

Lol 😂 .. that gave me Chinese eyes from laughing so hard!!!!

[@wilsonsjokes]

"Well actually I'm a mother too" 😂

[@jamessheehy4895]

Superb

[@goodtogo1405]

That was some good old comedy man, keep doing your thing

[@nospam4279]

Great stuff, you had me laughing! Hope to see more of your shows!

[@graemewatson2296]

Excellent!!!

[@marcoalessandro2034]

' i am very very violent'... so good, man...the cyclical winding and rotating of comic genius. wish you million dollar success.

[@DownMemoryLaneParis]

You my man are a monster...of humour. Love love love

[@Amalbertson124]

First time viewer man, and holy shit was I laughing non-stop. Great stuff for sure, I'm definitely subbing!

[@BlackJedi169]

100% real. Keep it south London keep it London. Keep it English..... Funny funny Copper Coloured Hue-mor.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁

[@isaachunt7263]

Great stuff! Proper funny.I'm subbed 👍cheers.

[@fudgedogbannana]

Totally brilliant !

[@jamespatrick1548]

Black racists are so much fun, aren't they?

[@ibeyheald9200]

Easily one of the funniest around, just so natural and efforless..

[@markbeer6559]

Just discovered this guy, laughed till I cried, pure class , got some catching up to do, shades of Patrice O'Neil 😆👍

[@speakatron5634]

Excellent.

[@romershaw3798]

Soooo good!

[@MeMe-lx2jw]

"Transvegetable" 🤣🤣🤣🤣