danganronpa text posts: part 7

[@spades2863]

Would Junko Enoshima remind the teacher of homework? So she could feel the despair of all of her classmates hating her and also having homework.

[@GamingBeFly]

Dear god, NO DO NOT GIVE HER THE IDEA

[@brynbagley8836]

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[@brynbagley8836]

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[@denkisupremacy]

@@brynbagley8836 rather a bold statement, but i agree!! (pls dont attack me)

[@vam_ola]

No. She only got into the despair thing after she broke her sandcastle, which was age 15. I.E, not childhood.

[@Shlikk]

4:44 Nagito: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and make everyone wonder how the fuck you made orange juice with lemons

[@Joetino]

OK time to make celery juice

[@clasy01]

*About to recite Cave Johnson's lemon rant*

[@Danganronpa_Addict]

……

[@Average.as.always]

Lmfao

[@bbloveseevees8984]

Shuichi: **recites the Cave Johnson lemons rant**

[@ulupacavulpix2848]

For the lemons, I have my own saying: When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at anyone who moderately inconveniences you. You're welcome.

[@SuperUmizoomi]

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD! "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?" MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JONHSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[@aizichi]

even better: cut open the lemon, squeeze them into your enemies eyes and they most likely won't ever bother you again. (if they're lucky enough not to go blind.)

[@gingerinajacket8519]

When life gives you lemons, juice them and then put that juice into a supersoaker to water cannon into people's eyes. Maybe less effective than a lemon grenade, but a lot easier to do when you are dumb and do not have a grasp on science well enough to combust a lemon.

[@JustAGuy336]

When life gives you lemons, murder everyone who have lemons so you can be the only one who can make lemonade and sell it

[@tatsuyasoda8147]

When life gives you lemons, put them in a slingshot and shoot them at people in the nuts

[@Joetino]

Everyone says, “You’re all the heroes of your own stories.” And I’m just like, “That’s cute.” I’m the villain of everyone else’s.

[@Joetino]

Text post for Part 8: Jojolion

[@polandsocks]

And then theres me, a weekly quest guy

[@derpface1279]

Bro this is something I can see Junko saying omg

[@drkeri]

4:44 Miu: “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!? Demand to see Life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give MIU IRUMA LEMONS! Do you know who I am? I’m the woman whose gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to invent a combustible lemon THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!”

[@rosarianathorn]

I know that, uhm, you’re going through a tough time Nyx, or whoever is leading the system as/if you read this, and uh…I’m not the best at these but I wanted to say I hope you’re doing well.

[@Mayuapril]

Gundham: why is there a camera Kazuichi: text posts is making a comeback Gundham: I’m not smiling your smiling you fool

[@TNCMemesnBurner]

12:38 PLEASE let this be a recurring gag, it gets me every time

[@Ramsey276one]

Oh WOW

[@emanionasile5018]

Yes.

[@paxgallery6646]

Every time it happens it catches me so off guard

[@TNCMemesnBurner]

@@paxgallery6646 AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY, CAN'T YOU

[@bbloveseevees8984]

Every time that shows up I lose my marbles

[@Spook4209]

2:51 I love the amount of passion in this like seriously I fucking love it

[@abbyg3404]

0:06 Makoto: No Monokuma: I said- Makoto: *DID I STUTTER?!*

[@THEEholymami]

7:56 YES JUNKO SAVE HER CHILDHOOD THIS IS WHY UR MY FAV CHARACTER

[@kizzlebizzle6889]

The Pepsi saga is probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen I hope things get easier for you soon Nyx!

[@bloodstoneore4630]

It's on par with the color theory post

[@smol_dude656]

8:25 it's called "power outage at daycare"

[@EleanorPaine]

I mean… I guess?

[@yourlocalcorrectidiot927]

5:02 and then the next moment you find a 1 dollar bill and are like “LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!”

[@NBNovaWise]

7:19 I'm not entirely sure whether Chiaki or Hajime is being referred to, but either way, I'm here for it

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

5:56 this is true. My dad always sprinkles cinnamon sugar into my grilled cheese whenever he makes it.

[@aspen34]

WHAT.

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

@aspen cinnamon sugar in my grilled cheese

[@AtomicGolem]

*fucking huh*

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

@@AtomicGolem is this not a usual ingredient

[@dangandanger8006]

Aw yeah the greatest dub of text posts, the one that brings everyone in from coasts to coasts. Made by Aeris and Nyx who I wish the best for, and two people who can grow together more and more. Now all that's left to do is wait, but I really can't because i know this is gonna be great.

[@terraaaaaaaaaaaaa]

As a Kazuichi x Gundham shipper 7:15 made me unrealistically happy

[@aaron386]

ME TOO

[@Average.as.always]

Even though I ship them I love the whole “love rivals turned into lovers” since I ship Gundham and Sonia and Kazuichi likes Sonia

[@ashy_inking1476]

@@Average.as.always I ship both Gundham and Sonia together, as well as Gundham and Souda heheh

[@kazz3659]

It’s rather impressive how many different voices you guys can do, it truly brought each post to life.

[@ItsShaz1]

Glad to see this series make a comeback! The text posts have returned.

[@Beareaucratichellspawn]

5:21 the fact ryoma and kirumi weren't there feels like a missed opportunity but kaito and maki embody that to a t

[@NoSeriouslyImNotLeon]

I completely agree with Nagito’s Mindset here. 7:49

[@standardhuman8675]

ok would just like to say that -the hiyoko vacation one is //far// too relatable -the mac n cheese one is canon as far as im concerned -kokichi syrup made me cry and my roomies were concerned but to whoevers fronting rn- hope you're doin ok. i know you said the algorithm will shoot ya if you don't upload, but please know we'll all stay with you if you took a break. stay strong

[@ri____h3nr628]

8:03 *ANYONE GONNA ASK WHY THIS IS SO GOOD!?*

[@meatkirbo]

I loved the Pepsi Post, it was so chaotic and confusing and I was laughing the whole time

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

Why was it confusing? he said Pepsi was a dollar and 75 at the hospital what's so confusing about that

[@kirbyfan2088]

11:38 This is everyone when the 🅱️epis debate :

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

When the world needed them most, the text posts returned

[@spid3302]

this came a surprise to me cuz i thought the series ended, thank god it came for a comeback :D

[@dogouchu4356]

Same this was necessary

[@zwrulez185]

The Pepsi one had me wheezing because every time I thought it was over it’s like nope, werewolves are sexy yo

[@paxgallery6646]

"AND EVERY TIME WE KISS, I SWEAR I COULD FLYY-"

[@zwrulez185]

@@paxgallery6646 Goddammit I actually audibly laughed at this

[@averovis]

10:30 This is hilarious and my favourite in the whole entire vid

[@Junept2]

IBUKI SING CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH AGAIN FUCKING KILLED ME BEST BIT IN THE SERIES

[@hanaritos]

THE HIYOKO, IMPOSTER BYAKUYA AND IBUKI ONE HAS ME 😭

[@jaspersoranges]

4:30 Leon: That can be arranged Sayaka Sayaka: Wait, what, no no no no, that's not what I meant- FUCK- *Body discovery music*

[@robertomorales1305]

I can confirm. The Pepsi is waaaaaay cheaper in the hospital. 👍

[@coughedfeathers1292]

Yay, the series returns! :D Also Aeris/Nyx or whoever happens to see this, I hope you're doing a bit better soon. Don't forget to take care of yourself

[@saltcrab6419]

Ibuki singing every time we kiss will never stop being funny

[@thenagito]

6:48 To be completely fair, Sakura took her own life and Hina tried desperately to make herself look like the killer without completely losing her shit But honestly that still isn't a very good ratio

[@mayanakoRTC]

the fuckin pepsi bit got me so hard what the hell i have so many questions about this am i really having a stroke

[@yabazyabacoffee]

13:09 Kaede in one sentence 😭

[@hearts4zee]

0:00 Well he’s not wrong..

[@Amiithyst]

12:14 got me dead after that text post XD 💀

[@Idkahandlelol]

you see I don't eat mac and cheese with cheese 2:56 I pop handfuls of the noodles into my mouth with orange sauce from panda express like FRENCH FRIES

[@mikeyvee2451]

tsumugi saying "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU" is hilarious to me

[@Ramsey276one]

14:33 "As long as he pays..." XD

[@DrKodateko]

7:49 the Easter bunny actually comes from Jesus' mom Mary because she was so fertile she got pregnant without having sex and rabbits and eggs are signs of fertility bc rabbits fuck like no other and I don't think I have to explain the eggs. So if the Easter bunny is anybody's fursona, it's Mary's.

[@Definitelysomething]

0:55 legit me

[@boabuin1151]

I love the fact that this is the second time in this series in which Ibuki ends up singing Everytime we touch by cascada

[@mr.saturn]

Spoilers: 6:02 So, literally my feelings on all three of the cute glasses girls in this series? I love all of them, but I only have a body pillow of one of them. It doesn't even matter which one it is; I am going to die at the hands of either a serial killer, a mafia boss's wife, or a mastermind who successfully kills innocent people.

[@Joetino]

Do you ever think before you type?

[@_-drowsy-_]

9:08 this is literally me stop 😭✋

[@Light29732]

You dont understand how hard it was to hold in laughter during the entire mac and cheese part in class

[@alexgerard5228]

I fully intended to go to the gym before work, but I sat here and binged all of these videos. Too funny to stop.😂

[@andrewpappas9311]

Nice to see that this series is coming back, I always liked these but on a serious note I just wanna say that I still understand that you're going through a lot of stuff at the moment but I do care for your well-being and I hope that you're doing alright, love from Canada

[@grapes4315]

babe, wake up nyx revived the danganronpa text posts series

[@kyledavis8173]

(2:50) This was the funniest part of this video

[@belle-x_youtube]

5:57 the most relatable part of the video

[@myarmsrgone]

I can already tell Kiyo would make a great Jigsaw

[@Awexome901]

It's always nice to have more textposts!

[@thedumbfoundedman4269]

Tag yourself I’m Rantaros ferret in the Pepsi vampire conversation

[@CurseThousands]

I'm The "op,,....you are not valid???" From Tsumugi in the "Accursed Macaroni, Anon Hate". Conversation

[@kiru___]

idk why but this video reminded me of a dream where angie has shorts on. they were really cool shorts

[@abbyg3404]

1:33 Makes sense.

[@krispicreme5165]

This is absolutely my favorite one of the series

[@Embererer]

why is this literally me?? 1:50 😂

[@Hikari20035]

Hell yeah Danganronpa Tumblr insanity is back

[@vixprior9733]

8:15 had me ROLLING

[@spiffymiddleschooler36]

12:24 "This is fine" with a word limit

[@eridanstan4977]

Playing danganromoa 2 right now, the ones I understand are gold

[@lamhw]

4:45 if life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.

[@mnkuma7995]

I was somehow able to memorize the whole Pepsi conversation

[@isapu1948]

1:18 The beach was off limits during nighttime because our vacation spot was too close to Sabta (Spain territory) On the other hand, the military would do areal tricks during a national holiday every summer. And they did that next to the border on purpose I think

[@GamingBeFly]

I just want to take now to say thanks for all the amazing content we’ve gotten, and here’s to more!

[@theworldsgreatestlover]

This was great, thank you for making my day happier with new text post shenanigans

[@mariiexp]

you had me at "hello bisexual community"

[@ZackPottier]

the danganronpa cast in a nutshell

[@paxgallery6646]

Hecking Ibuki really caught me off guard lol

[@kyanageorge6153]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 0:03

[@bugbear2357]

4:08 Twobuki my beloved

[@RobjectionableContent]

Guess what's back Back again Textposts back Tell a friend

[@forestgoblin1368]

2:21 honestly I agree with Toko on this one

[@MinaAndroidside]

The Himiko homunculus one made me die idk why its just funny to me!

[@blackfoxstudios4101]

Monokuma: Greetings bisexuality community Literally the entirety of V1: Monokuma: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST TIME

[@chelseajuarez6226]

Just saw the first text post and I already liked the video ✨

[@The_KingsJester]

So glad this series has been updated. crying and throwing up, I hope you had fun doing it

[@merasmusentertainment]

I wish I could find people to talk about Mac, cheese and noodles. I love the "Ucking one at a time like chips??? Really???"

[@FinallyIamAshark]

0:00 hello to you too, monokuma

[@Kazster123]

loved this

[@Ramsey276one]

2:40 was an EXPERIENCE... Q_O

[@Ramsey276one]

3:40 WOW

[@spongebobsquarechan]

see, if you binge-watch the previous text posts, you apparently manifest a new one into existence!!

[@benmustamu1476]

If life gives you lemons make life take the lemons back! Funk lemons and funk life

[@dagiakechi6523]

This Is Truly Amazing… Hope Your Taking Things Easier Now, Wishing You The Best In Life

[@cdavid3226]

korekiyo getting mad about mac and cheese is such a korekiyo thing to do

[@katie100katherine]

Yeah babEY!!! I love these textpost videos, I'm so glad this one dropped! Y'all are fantastic!

[@soulofflame9999]

4:07: And a ship was born!

[@DetectiveNyx]

born???? the ship's been on the seas for at least 8 years

[@soulofflame9999]

You seem to have missed the joke...

[@soulofflame9999]

@@DetectiveNyx The joke is that this conversation started the ship.

[@jmtaylor0811]

Gundam: did it happen again? Himiko: yeah (sniff)

[@demonicpeeps5861]

2:32 no you cant have them because gonta dislikes them and anything for gonta

[@idarblox]

7:11 that actually sounds like gundham

[@crykat5219]

13:21 ok honestly can someone explain this to me😭😭

[@cloverthehuman]

Ok so this comment is 9 months old but is still worth replying for future confused folks Ok so she ask to buy a bagel with cream cheese, but soda misunderstands that she wanted to buy just a bagel and use cream cheese as payment method, that's about it!

[@ackity]

yay! very excited, nyx or whatever alter might be reading this, i hope you'll feel a lot better soon, i wish you nothing bit the best and a fuck ton of dark chocolate (look at me with the references wow)

[@ashy_inking1476]

7:07 my favourite one oml bwahhhah

[@bunnothebunny3286]

Bruh this was released on the same day as my junior cycle English exam and the theme was hope.

[@finneyblakerobinsbf2122]

0:54 when you have a uncle Todd: 🤡

[@somesortofeditor]

WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE PLEASE!!