When Items Are 99.9% Cheaper (And There's A LOT Of Them)

No one has done this before.
I played this game for 6 hours and you all now get to see what happens when you dedicate that kind of time to making the ultimate crab.
Game: Crab Champions - store.steampow...
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[@DealersChoice04]

Fun fact/Challenge theres a certain number on islands that eventually will make the enemies immortal :)

[@FaceParrot]

There will still be a way to break even that

[@DealersChoice04]

@FaceParrot No, it's not possible, even the game dev has stated there is no way, the enemy DR scaling eventually exceeds 100+%

[@רוןוינשטיין-ב9ז]

@@DealersChoice04 with health is power you can scale a lot faster than the enemies i had a run with so much global damage it broke the integer limit after the first loop

[@DealersChoice04]

@רוןוינשטיין-ב9ז "First Loop" What I'm referring to is THOUSANDS of island runs Technically u could even get this early on with the old Infinite XL Totems where each press would triple enemies, but little side gig is that each new wave of enemies increases their scaling including DR and if done enough could ALSO go past 100%. These 1000+ island runs take literal hours to achieve, specially on easier difficulties without any added challenges.

[@DealersChoice04]

To anyone's interest I am a beta tester for this game, I have hundreds of hours invested and even personally speak with the developer. :) Any questions feel free to ask.

[@Flippirino]

I will always love Crab Champions, one of those games that may not get much coverage but I'll always think of

[@deeeeniiiiss]

feel like most ppl don't talk about it because of the way they handle difficulty, true nightmare is borderline impossible without perfect luck and dodging, meanwhile the base difficulty is impossible to lose

[@O111e]

​@@deeeeniiiissTrue nightmare just sounds fun

[@thegwyg]

DF is the type of KZbinr that you can binge watch for a day or two, completely forget about him and see him in your recommended so you binge the new videos Never change ❤

[@The_Hanged-Man]

For real, man. The perfect stuff to binge watch.

[@pheonix4383]

I’ve never seen a more perfect description on how I watch him

[@mrdude2x]

DF: "razor quick reflexes" Me: *just nods*

[@brandonscyber]

"My crit rate is 9% so 1 in 9 will be a crit hit." I sure hope you don't get up to 90% crit rate or only 1 in 90 will crit.

[@djbreck1041]

to be fair, hes not far off, 10% is 1 in 10

[@anonymousguy2076]

wait till he finds the greed perk which increases your size

[@cgrimo3545]

Hey DF, That super addictive dice roll game, Rollscape, now has an endless mode. Just letting you know

[@A_Little_Wren]

Yesss I need to see that

[@joshuamangia932]

Holly guacamole We need this Emediatyl

[@MrSonstar]

R/ihadastroke on goku pfp

[@leifboi6321]

W build, always love watching your videos, they're fun and give me ideas for what I can play. Also, every time you left a gold rock sitting around, I felt pain.

[@Probableloss]

DF says " What grenades?" XD

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. I love watching you play this game.

[@Psoewish]

I don't know why, but the style of this video in particular reminded me of the Forager videos from like 5 or so years ago.

[@tilerlane6053]

I just got diamond for everything a few days ago. Watching you play on easy makes it look like a whole new game. lol

[@MrCbock]

Cant wait for the update that reworks the enemies gonna be fun

[@erykross]

Some of these bot comments are really off the wall. "I really like your professionalism", " your channel is always a journey", "where are the real 'insert channel name here' at?" 😂

[@Ragnarra]

Those were bots? I thought they were just weirdos.

[@beaawsome2211]

Could also just be jokes...though...nothing to tell us this isn't a bot comment too. Aside from the last one...yeah that's just dumb

[@soupwizard]

7:44 "Critical hit chance is 9%, so 1 in 9 hits is a crit". Maybe DF was tired or just wanted to get back to the shooting: it's actually 9 in 100 hits is a crit, or a bit less than 1 in 10.

[@רוןוינשטיין-ב9ז]

if you want to be annoying then say 1 in 11 bc it's closer

[@brianbethea3069]

@@רוןוינשטיין-ב9ז Or 10 in 111. By the way, you're very hard to respond to, since KZbin automatically puts text in right-to-left alignment when you're responding to you since your name is in Hebrew. It's really weird to have the cursor in one place and the words appearing from a completely different place.

[@thelucas6658]

He got the jist of it later, when he was close to 30% he said "1 in 3," so he is not that clueless.

[@Inktheknightofhyrule]

Strangely enough I just rewatched these. Also scarecrow I missed you and you edits.

[@thecommenternobodycaresabout]

Yes. The editing was really good.

[@zacbateman8039]

Honey wake up, DangerouslyFunny posted a new video, less than an hour ago!

[@xxburritobearxx1757]

i 100%ed the game (hell on earth to do) and luck chests are just to take driller so that rocks drop extra items and once you get like 5 your getting an extra item or 2 every map and its a little overpowered and then rocks drop driller and then you end up getting like 15+ extra items per map after long enough and then you cant die even if you tried on the hardest (non chaos) mode in the game

[@alexhirt4382]

27:47 probably because of the ole 256 stack overflow. 2^8 is 256, programming numbers start at 0-255.

[@minhazrahman6427]

why does 256 being 2^8 matter

[@ToyKeeper]

It's weirdly satisfying to see the game broken so hard.

[@lofim60]

Ok i can comment now, good job playing the game that i wanted to play, nonetheless you did it flawlessly have a great day today 👍

[@frost5916]

255 is the max due to the bit limit on each as the values are between 0-255 which is 256 numbers they limit the bit amount on each item to save space as most ppl wont reach it

[@liamroder9083]

fun fact your my GOAT Love your content so much man

[@BlackFire69]

You're*

[@illagevidiot8254]

I broke this game a few months ago to the point that all the shop items were free, but they would stack infinitely ontop of eachother and i couldn't buy anything anymore.

[@V10dzgames]

This is giving me ideas too

[@daonely4083]

I recreated something like this last night, it took over 4 hours but I literally couldn’t die if I tried

[@limechaos7405]

I love this game id like to see you do a nightmare run please

[@samael335]

I usually end up spending more time choosing upgrades than actually using them.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Some of the UI elements in this looks a lot like Fortnite to me, especially when he gets an item or pauses to look at his stats or something 🤣

[@saltskull]

Yay the game df always plays correctly!! This gonna be good

[@RGC-RoutineGamesCenter]

These random games are a lot of fun, I hope one day I can put them on my channel ^^

[@bluestar_kun]

the update was back in September. Suprised it took this long for another video on a game this easy to break

[@christophermoore6110]

1:22 game balance would dictate that clearing an island flawlessly is obviously harder so the chances of getting an extra chest is higher because it’s based on a condition

[@olixx1213]

Yep, the chance of an extra chance when flawless is pretty high

[@lucakammerer5228]

Late Game melee is key. With high range dagger you can instakill the whole map

[@DJC3PO]

You just gotta love a game that wants to be broken 😁

[@nuntachaisrebuddee7080]

You even have greed upgrade at the end lol

[@mentonor]

Bro spend more than half time in game in to shopping xD

[@qvcybe]

btw if you can stack enough of the extra items from the chest you can glitch the game in to letting you take alot of them (idk why or if it was fixxed) also you are losing damage using ice and fire stuff also isn't there a hotkey to pick up everything?

[@Bacon_Pancakes]

Got to stage 150 and then the big update came out and i had to start over. Played once after the update amd forgot the game lol.

[@sparrowhawk4213]

You can drop and recycle upgrades you don't like

[@GigitheGamerGod]

YOOOO you play crab champions!!!

[@KratosFan420]

love this game

[@CarJul666]

So many new enemies for DF to blast into smithereens.😎

[@TheEggDev]

You should play slasher's keep. It seems like it'll fit right in with the other games you play

[@FaceParrot]

Requesting Juice Galaxy. It's free and funny Read the list for random titles that might be in future installments of DangerouslyFunny I took me 637,478,291 hours to get this much damage This game gets addicting fast A free game that I spent too much money on You're not supposed to have this much damage in the first wave Combining upgrades until everything breaks When you break the character limit When you give bacteria nuclear weapons This is how I got MAXIMUM DAMAGE Time to break the new update Selling my enemies their destruction Even the dev couldn't get this far This game is overwhelmingly positive I ended the universe with a single click How I prevented vampires from surviving Grinding damage until the game breaks The best way to deal with addiction is by fueling it. 1000 bullets per second I found the rarest fish at the very bottom It's all about the upgrades I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside Overwhelmingly Positive and Addicting You won't be able to stop playing The Best Upgrade That Made Me Unstoppable I made this idiot end everything The bottom of the universe has the ultimate treasure Ruining evolution because it's fun From idiot to abomination Stardew Valley But One Million Times Worse Get in my mouth and make me rich You're not supposed to win I upgraded for 637,278 hours straight The price for Overpowered Upgrades So many upgrades my computer can't handle it This video is about damage Exploiting The Cutest Creatures For Great Profit Causing property damage because I'm bored I spent days maxing out damage When you burn the world without even trying Too many upgrades is never enough I evolved everything to make me rich Never Make THIS Mistake How this game became a trap This dice will make you suffer Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos Risking everything for this one upgrade Causing mass extinction for profit I strip mined the universe and maxed out all stats There is no such thing as too much damage I end millions of lives and became a monster Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich This was weird but somehow it works What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies When you upgrade your upgrades to upgrade upgrades When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly Getting lost but also overpowered. Combining Units Until I Max Out Everything I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason Cute characters, ugly gameplay I just upgraded until the game imploded Your soul for ultimate rewards When you exceed infinity with insane upgrades When Stupidity Makes You Powerful This hand ends the economy I made a fortune ending lives and upgrading everything Grinding animals for upgrades gets so addicting I defeated gods for fun and made millions I evolved the ultimate weapon

[@sourafaelnegatu326]

He’s too good😅

[@JoyWheeler1981]

Wow, I believe you have made it cry for mercy @DF

[@psychotrooper1473]

DF please you gotta try Ultra Chaos. Its the hardest game mode, try enabling all the challenge totem effects

[@DASBIGUN]

sooo, this seems like he will break his computer first...HAHAHAHAA

[@CMANIME-18]

God tier run

[@supersquirrel0612]

hehe I like crab game!

[@carnap355]

there is a button that will pick up all the items that are on the floor and recycle the ones you don't have

[@alexhirt4382]

This is a great game

[@graylinbeaudry4651]

you can, in fact, get rid of items you don't want.

[@SmearyPagee-v7n]

I will forever use "razor quick".

[@b1ixten297]

How do you find all these games? Do the developers contact you or do you search for them is my guess

[@eggyboi3524]

This is just risk of rain but like, crab.

[@olivergaming6270]

i dare you too make a video on just the knife cause i did and my range and damage was so high i can just hold it down and every just dies

[@ヒカリ-c1n]

crab🦀🦀

[@jordancambridge4106]

DF killed this game completely.

[@domgraham7503]

You’re on EASY?? Bruh, do the highest difficulty with every modifier possible.

[@Delmont_The_Delusional]

7:47 1/9 for a 9% chance? The math isn't mathing

[@omarolivas1575]

is this like a risk of rain but with crabs?

[@premiumfruits3528]

You have the music way too quiet considering what you're playing.

[@Ryanbug27]

there is a button that lets you pick up everything at once

[@Tgyrjuygj]

DF you can go into lava after you win it's didn't hurt you

[@michaelharipersad9882]

excellent

[@bensoncheung2801]

🔥🔥🔥

[@sdtrask7086]

Did DF get a new microphone or am I crazy?

[@ashketchup8723]

Magic survival next?

[@MosaicSlimeGaming]

DF did you know there are mods for the game and they make the game completely broken

[@glitchpyt]

Yoooo crab champions is back...anyways play back to the dawn pls pls pls and pls Day 34

[@Magistrella]

New Outro Music? :o

[@KikoBean]

Brother its been 2 hours, handle the bots

[@Haventthoughtofanamejet]

Nice

[@Strawberry-IwasIcuddlecats]

More Damage YES!!

[@DigitalZakMonster]

Wild

[@Reaplyves]

lol i have the exact game

[@gamer708886]

Days since DF broke a game: 0

[@Eczilon]

Crabitalism, ho!

[@camellejacobs8355]

W

[@HerbaceousM8]

i hope DF is bating by not dropping things that he has equipped. oh when there is a lot of stuff on the ground you can hit auto loot

[@WAste-yes]

I missed this game from df lmao

[@frostyapollo8757]

CRAB RAVE RAAAAHHHHH

[@saltskull]

I wanna change my name to “razor quick”

[@kingj6953]

Does he not know how to sell upgrades?

[@TheRealKisukeUrahara]

bro keeps changing the title whyd he change it from This Was Even Stupider Then It Looks to When Items Are 99.9% Cheaper (And There's A LOT Of Them)

[@Ryruff]

crab

[@x_v01d_x]

dude 5 friken hours

[@xClairy]

Yay I'm early! 15s ago~

[@Surr3alD3sign]

As much as i like this game they need to nerf 2 or 3 of the enemies just slightly, aimbot enemies and unavoidable dashes is just very unfun to deal with, even when you can oneshot entire maps shit spawns on your head or behind you and then insta fucks you in the ass before you even know its there. Need a threat hud to let you know when an enemy is RAPIDLY approaching imo, its not the fun kind of hard as it is right now, its the "id rather slam my head into the wall and watch paint dry" kind of hard. Its fine at low difficulty settings but once you try to push above emerald rank the game becones incredubly un fun

[@nareik8017]

And then you get (dmg aura + health is power + loads of greed health perks) and insta everything in range. Had to upgrade my ability range a hundred times just so I could map wipe without having to run around. The balance needs work xD

[@Nyanzyyx]

will stardew valley content ever come back

[@Prafer]

Lmao

[@רוןוינשטיין-ב9ז]

very stupid(and op build) stack a bunch of greed upgrades that give more health and get health is power in normal runs i get around 100000% global damage and in one run i broke the integer limit (:

[@ShaMoney305]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NoxLumen7]

When the items are 99.9% cheaper 19,000 views in 3 hours.

[@cefcephatus]

Since items are capped at 2^8 - 1 = 255, I wonder if the levels has the same cap. But, you stopped at 254....

[@FormalDroid]

Don’t let the bot have top comment

[@diggingpuffin]

its just broken

[@Hellbear88]

lol easy try ultra chaos way more fun

[@BlindmanDru]

Lol