Simulating 300 Million Years Of Human Evolution In 10 Minutes

I simulated 300 million years of life on Earth in this video.
They should probably just show people this video instead of making them read textbooks in school, I'm pretty confident that this is how things went down.
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[@skleenis]

"Human Evolution" *adds dwarves, elves, and orcs*

[@prizmly6141]

I was thinking the same thing

[@lerobot6180]

The second he spawned in orcs I knew how it's gonna go

[@nikolabrankovic2130]

Orcs are too op

[@danzatas8107]

@@nikolabrankovic2130 he should have distanced the orc, they are not to op but at the start they are

[@atoriusv5070]

I really wish they'd balance the orcs. Every video I've seen that has orcs in the mix, they overpower all the other races no matter what the conditions are. It really cuts down on the game's playability, since they can't be put into any scenario without causing everything to end with them beating out all the others.

[@danzatas8107]

@@atoriusv5070 I have seen some scenarios were either humans or elves win. The problem is that most KZbinrs or viewers don’t understand that orcs are super over powered at the start at smaller map but after the while it becomes balance due to the long time that orcs take finish their skill tree then it’s unbalanced

[@caigillette6319]

Always messing up his own plans purely due to impatience. Well done.

[@angellucas9234]

Orcs are too OP in this game

[@paarth0.o]

DF knew what happened 200Mil years ago.. Actually He's the one simulating this real world by playing games. And he's watching definitely...

[@2kT3ify]

why did you add so much to the comment

[@screech2730]

Who knows

[@PiX3LS_XD]

Who knows

[@SDAL_YT]

Who knows

[@ZanderStrom10]

Who knows

[@r4inq943]

Good old DF keep me entertained in the hospital keep up the good work mate

[@Totallysaneperson1]

What?

[@trem6r.v279]

@@Totallysaneperson1 what is it that you don't understand from that sentence?

[@hopebuchholz4272]

Fr hope you get well soon

[@r4inq943]

I had a MI which is a heart attack so I'm stuck in hospital for a while to recover and tests and it's boring so I'm glad to see DF has posted as it always makes me laugh

[@r4inq943]

​@@hopebuchholz4272 thank you I hope so too tbh

[@Thalatash]

Props to DF for hiring an Orc editor!

[@DetrimenttoSociety]

I like to imagine DF being an actual god in like an anime setting. People praying to him and whatnot, him not caring. Everything exists, and then suddenly zombies and madness and death. Because of reasons. What a cruel god

[@North305]

If you don't disable the "Rebellions" setting in World Laws then there can never be a winner, each kingdom will keep splitting in half and fighting itself.

[@jnlikhit]

Showing India before showering cows for food😭😭😂😂

[@Viirrvill]

orcs in this game are pretty broken, you should just leave them off the worlds because they are almost always guaranteed to win :p

[@danzatas8107]

Not really, orcs only good early game

[@Clouded_flowers]

​@@danzatas8107 no, pretty much just gods. Especially if they get their hands on adamantine. Might as well nuke them if they do

[@Greyrayin]

Only good at combat

[@thequeer_underthebed2535]

my adhd made me forget that your channel existed and I just remembered while I was in the middle of a breakdown and I just have to say that I think your my comfort youtuber. Thank you DF.

[@senopai2632]

this is the earliest I have to come to your vid, I love your content man! ❤

[@danielgold9487]

I want DF to do this again but instead of 500 Orcs globally only make 20 on each major continent, bet they still take over in end

[@mariannakaridi8994]

when math aint mathing

[@rebeccak.4446]

Honestly, DF is God just playing with us through KZbin

[@yattsumeace9057]

Don't worry Mr. Editor man, one day Australia will win :)

[@Roverrdoesstuff]

Mate we lost a war against or own national bird we have no chance

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

Props to the editor. Had a clear fav.

[@DAGOAT10_YT10]

What was it? Lol

[@tanishqbhagria5820]

“They will survive where they survive and they will die where they die” -DF 2023 This is going into my DF quotes compilation

[@Master0of0Blades]

I actually forgot you were talking about this year it is such a scifi number and e don't have anything cool just a pandemic. :(

[@TexasToast712]

Orks keep ruining the experiments because they are OP lol

[@ivan_d_feets4495]

The amount of history memes here are hilarious

[@OrlandoC739]

Dwarves literally made the soviet union

[@OrlandoC739]

Nobody wanted to be in central amazon

[@pinkpaintsx-uy8jr]

@@OrlandoC739 and then it colapsed lmao

[@Robobrine8358]

Year 69, Moons until next age 420, Something sus is goin on here

[@aperson7257]

Wait a minute hold it right there

[@wObBlE73]

1:03

[@muhammadkhattak3080]

He is a God at being dangerous at games Keep it uo

[@felixmckinney7132]

I like how Australia was in complete peace and harmony until DF just replaced half of them with Zombies.

[@yellow8live235]

I love your vids man

[@DJC3PO]

I came here for the chaos and was immediately not disappointed.

[@MistickBabby]

Nice video DF :)

[@WhatareyoudoingLol]

Watching the death counter go up was funny

[@Spirngie]

This map looks really cool There's just an absurd amount of mountains, I know it's for accuracy but jeez

[@CarJul666]

This was very interesting and enjoyable to watch.

[@danteeightsix9069]

Dwarves, orcs, and elves? Literally made a Middle Earth.

[@Cloistered.Oyster]

Dude shoutout to the Purple Australian nation, they were there from like year 80 until the end.

[@ColdArbor]

haven't finished the vid yet, i'm rooting for ya Australia!

[@berrylarkinpark]

I love this guy

[@bigredneck789]

It's good to see the western us wasn't the only thing reduced to rubble at the beginning, but I understand why it was the only area mentioned

[@IamThatTeammate]

"So what happens if we do that to basically everyone in the world?" Proceeds to cover all Australia 😢

[@KisiMjaMix]

Thanks for having icelandic included❤

[@greyscale1092]

As an Australian, I agree with the editor

[@Bradles-vf1xd]

Good old Aussies sticking it in till the end😂

[@kartikeymishra3056]

At 13:45 dwarfs be like 😨 😌😮‍💨 💀

[@swiftness5815]

How is your voice so calming and so terrific at the same time😢😢

[@TordBot69]

normally a calming voice would be terrific, it just means good

[@somenobody2768]

@@TordBot69 I think they meant terrifying

[@StretchyLemone]

Thanks for the little shout out to greenland

[@Liveitzluke]

He just uploaded it but it’s gonna be a banger vid

[@diamondmasterandwillytheca2642]

It's pretty interesting how some borders were pretty similar to real life

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

Russia and China was red

[@CoeGr]

Everthing you put in Antarctica will just die.

[@ryanmapping7944]

the map you used for 200 mya is actually the pangaea proxima model possibly forming in 200myfn

[@aswes_prime6765]

I like how it said “in 10 minutes” and the video is 19 minutes long

[@YouWillPay.]

DF do a hundred dwarfs vs one thousand elves

[@tomroberts9795]

7:23 im with you

[@lolidk4160]

This must’ve taken DF a long time

[@Cptbeebo]

How did you make this

[@thebringerofdeath4101]

Hi DF

[@asdasdasdf1]

what ever happened to the my little universe series? i actually kinda enjoyed that one

[@andyfox4484]

He doesnt really do series anymore, there are very few games he plays more them once. Nowadays he seems to be really into this one and Roblox.

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF.

[@Lifeless-jk1ez]

Thanks for telling me i currently live in Arizona, I though i was on Brazil!

[@PorkyChop-Vincee]

Wow , i came back to this channel and the videos are different now from before , why did he stop playing stardew valley btw ? 😭

[@frog9757]

You should play some mc dungeons if they add new stuff to it.

[@Murdermaker]

That death sound tho 1:22

[@Ravergo]

I’ve seen other KZbinrs play this game but I forgot what it’s called does anyone know the name

[@misterdeath2929]

0:24 nothing unusual there

[@jaybishop8107]

as a Kiwi I'm sad you didnt put any people on New Zealand! 😢

[@chaoscobra164]

There was a group of orks with as banner the white hand of sauruman. If you know you know.

[@ikkii.f]

damn, no one literally want to settle on indonesia😂😭

[@AaronSkeen-ql7kg]

I’m going to get worldbox on steam!

[@shango4651]

Bro apparently 89.99442% of earth disappeared? Pangaea to america

[@Astraeus..]

It's kind of hilarious that one of the groups decided to wipe out the dudes living in the UK but the land wasn't even worth taking over so they just left it empty :P

[@CoeGr]

0:35 You just butchered all of those cows!

[@lindastabler4297]

Ah yes in the thumb nail I can confirm our history went from pangea to usa being the world

[@VR6DAMIT]

At the year at the start of the video it was year 69 lol

[@LytraVeila]

After 7 years DangerouslyFunny.................... Sounds exactly the same

[@hatsukihayasaka5917]

"They die when they die" 💀

[@JegorTheWarriorOfGod]

Where can I download it

[@Donutman973]

you should of got the modern mod to make it realistic

[@Gartersnake970]

i'm laughing because this video is 19 minutes long!

[@joelopez2149]

How do you get Sonic speed

[@Dhven1008CutePuppies]

The dwarfish empire in Asia looks like the ussr.

[@owings37]

Play idle dessert tycoon plz

[@adityaratnatripathi2099]

Mate please play the shadow pixel dungeon

[@adityaratnatripathi2099]

Please!!

[@devonlowery8314]

I want to play this on consoles

[@ogoemtojestesmuem7708]

Countries which dont eat cows: 👁️👄👁️

[@testbot-tx7hw]

bro this is classified as turn based strategy

[@ernestlam5632]

This is unrealistic Northern Africa would never have a zombie problem. They would have a Mummy problem.

[@beasty909]

"Crabuary" instead of "January"? i did read that correctly right? "CRABuary"......welll, i suppose technically, we are all pretty crabby around that time of year due to over partying xD x

[@----626]

What game is this

[@maskedshadow5365]

New Zealand isn't forgotten !!!

[@saitamatheshero]

How to get that mod in android phone want that have ages

[@user-tn8pr9uz5s]

What map is this pls tell me PLS

[@bilboorange7635]

7:23 me also an aussie hoping Australia wins

[@Mr_Pacol]

Even after 2k years, no one touch Indonesia, wtf

[@bigcarver3184]

was that country called The Bi 1:27

[@CoeGr]

The age of ash kinda kills everybody.

[@templario4528]

In thumbnail the next entire pangea turned into US territory only

[@captainprice3368]

day one of trying to make df play wasteland story

[@lesewing]

Australia had it too good for too long apparently.

[@nikolabrankovic2130]

The orcs won so easily

[@Bruno-yd1di]

3 minutes ago? Ill take it.

[@andreacosentino3251]

Re Ned Axes? Damn maaaaan this is susss

[@emmanuelogbebor6029]

Nerd: Actually it's 19:34 and 8 millersecond

[@LesMilitairesSansFrontieres]

Fuckin' A Aussie editor, they may take Perth, but that's a sacrifice we're all willing to make no one likes WA

[@kizenki4827]

Day 6 of asking DF to play Wobbly Life

[@gusskipner9809]

A tad bit less then 300 million haha