I Created An Unfair War

50 god-tier humans against 500 stupid orcs, you'll never guess who wins.
We haven't played WorldBox in a while, but my imagination is reinvigorated and I think we'll be seeing a lot more of this game.
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Game: WorldBox - God Simulator - store.steampowered.com/app/12...
Music: (Vexento) / @vexento

[@alexgamingforfun6453]

If you turn off kingdom expansion their would have been only 2 empires. Makes it easier to set up fights like this cause then it's one army vs one army Edit: since noone here understands what I am trying to say or don't play the game their is a world law called kingdom expansion. when its enabled, it says and i quote "Kingdoms will send settlers to establish new villages" meaning when its disabled, the original kingdom will expand until the kingdoms borders have filled up the entire map unless met with another kingdom or mountains The people must be spawned within the kingdom border for them to be citizens of that kingdom or they will start their own.

[@johndoe.commentingpurposes3247]

Turning off kingdom expansion doesn’t stop new kingdoms from appearing, it just stops new cities that aren’t capitals from forming.

[@alexgamingforfun6453]

@@johndoe.commentingpurposes3247 That's what I said

[@bigsavid1238]

@@alexgamingforfun6453 can they still split off into another kingdom?

[@alexgamingforfun6453]

@@bigsavid1238 No. They can only expand their territory. Not branch out to make multiple villages

[@Nickyboy5O38]

You could spawn a few people and when they make a city spawn people in their borders and they will automatically belong to that city and won’t branch out into different countries. That’s just in my testing though.

[@RaynmanPlays]

DF: "We're going to conduct an experiment today." Also DF: Constantly interferes and forces the outcome he wants Ah, yes. A social psychology experiment.

[@membu]

i'm very glad he can apply himself through videogames, DF would be a horrible autocratic despot on par with the worst tzars if he ever got into politics.

[@dragonwing4ever]

@@membu and yet somehow i think he would be the best politician/prime minister we would have

[@freddysimon7617]

Europeans in the 1800s be like:

[@combobusters5374]

Read the title

[@freddysimon7617]

@@combobusters5374 Well yes, but actually no. It started unfair, then started to even out, then he started screwing with them again

[@heavenlyplayz2393]

I love how this was supposed to be a test whether humans or gods were stronger...then df gets a favorite by making teal a team of gods and making them commit wars on everyone 💀

[@M-HACK]

Cool

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

humans and gods were the same

[@Ashera5469]

rbh orcs needed to bedebuffed for humansto even have a chance

[@jaysee17]

It was an interesting idea until the reapplication of the God traits. Suddenly humans had the bigger numbers and the best traits. Plus a set of super armor. From that point there was no guess work on what would happen.

[@JazzOLantern]

Also the gods were attacking one another and killing each other. I mean the ones that received all the traits and not just the god colony.

[@chriwehl7173]

It would have been fair if he gave the stoopid their bonuses too, aka numbers

[@ath8838]

there never was any question

[@combobusters5374]

The video is called unfair war what would you expect

[@andienewman3790]

@@combobusters5374 true

[@neovoid5008]

23:27 DF: seas "why are they starting an empire in the middle of a radioactive zone." Also Df: nukes the pacifists... The pacifists: " but thats our homeland... Well time to rebuild" DF: Nukes the world... The pacifists: " time to rebuild AGAIN with 1 person in all existence"

[@MunkeeMedia]

must be from florida...

[@neovoid5008]

And i'm sure it's the same person starting a new empire every time...

[@khalidmohammed4962]

Time for all the comments saying how great the video is when it hasn't even been five minutes since it got uploaded

[@lilyliao9521]

but its a great video

[@umjustdino806]

This video was great just watched the whole video start to finish

[@huang111]

DF’s comments are so boring sometimes. It’s all just “omg I love your videos” “wow your voice is relaxing” “I listen to you while I sleep”. The only interesting comments are the ones where people share tips on games he plays, but people usually don’t do that if he’s just playing some random mobile game, which he does do quite a lot

[@jamiedaragon9535]

Yep

[@Carrot_VR]

@@jamiedaragon9535 yep

[@MadMasonMan]

I love WorldBox such a fun game honestly. Such a good way to be able to tell a story

[@gwyneth8306]

my favorite way of playing this game is spawning in 2 people and 2 people only, and using that secret options menu to have the world go faster than 5x, then i grab some snacks or some drinks and just wait and then when i come back i try to extinguish them all in my own creative ways _and then i wonder to myself if we're actually just all in a simulation left running in the background and something similar is about to happen soon_

[@ultrawhale1712]

I let my people prosper then spawn 10 dragons

[@Bence3]

And with the power of mods you can do unlimited kinds of stuff.

[@pompey333]

There is a mod so that the childern gain the same traits of the parents.

[@eliaswagner]

Can you give the link?

[@pompey333]

It is called selective breeding and I believe it is on steam workshop.

[@eliaswagner]

@@pompey333 thanks

[@carleyburr]

@@pompey333 When I go on the workshop I only see maps and no way to look for anything else, am I missing something?

[@pompey333]

@@carleyburr I'm not sure I already have the mod it's weird it's not there.

[@padawanashla9094]

Well, seeing as their one advantage was completely unusable for as long as it was relevent due to distance, and held on the longest despite literal constant interference to assist the gods, who had their original encampment taken out specifically by the orcs, id say that the orcs pretty safely won this round.

[@anonymousmouse7161]

your salt is kek

[@cumsoundorchestra853]

you both make good arguments

[@saplingarcher7713]

So... what you're saying is... the unfair war was successfully unfair? As is the title of the video? XD

[@RanMouri82]

Pacifists: **try to rebuild** DF: "So you have chosen death."

[@ermspirit8301]

“it’s a strangely peaceful world” he said but.. it’s literally covered in war (only the cute pixels is making the game peaceful)

[@seasuper3402]

Just some help There is a mod called "selective breeding" which makes it so children gain traits from the parent on top of their random traits

[@lycidaes4752]

do you know the mood he used?

[@seasuper3402]

@@lycidaes4752 the mod is literally called "selective breeding"

[@diablox558_4]

@@seasuper3402 he meant in this video

[@seasuper3402]

@@diablox558_4 ??? I thought he's playing unmodded?

[@diablox558_4]

@@seasuper3402 nah the border expansion and selecting specific traits is a mod

[@michaeld3195]

I don't know if this editor is pretty new, but I love his additions to videos lately 😅

[@pastelcat879]

The reason why there was so many kingdoms is because you put all of them down at once meaning they didn’t spawn as part of a kingdom and didn’t join after time countinued

[@maskedshadow5365]

My newest favourite thing is the "stupid part of the island"

[@RanMouri82]

Props to the editor, because that Futurama quote suits DF perfectly.

[@LordRazer3]

One god goes to live alone at the doorstep of the enemy's. His kingdom ends up being the one to take over the world

[@_zsebtelep8502]

I think one mutch more interesting experiment would be 500 smart but weak and 50 dumb but strong and see who will win

[@adfinder5791]

I love how the middle humans next to the stupid called their kingdonm the "great ew"

[@charlescharng5180]

0:41 POV of God when he made me.

[@nerdbirdo36]

Love that you're including your music in the descriptions, I've been watching for years. You even inspired me to make my own channel, with forager

[@quagos4098]

You can turn off same-race wars so that the humans/orcs won’t fight each other

[@superalex824]

Why is DF always so relaxing to watch, such a soothing voice.

[@jakeking974]

Wow, who could have guessed that the immortal genius with godly armor and a flaming broadsword would control the strongest kingdom???

[@onarollof4]

I like how they were all chill with each other, maybe a few fights some Annexing but no real wars, kinda just trading cities for a while. Then the real God of that world says "no you must fight, now your all angry and scared"

[@ThJimGuy]

pro tip if you want all the ppl in one village just spawn one in the let him make a settle met then spawn abunch in

[@OddDuck64]

“I’m going to spawn 500 orcs” *proceeds to spawn 450 orcs*

[@randomcontent5380]

The thing that was counting down was a takeover percentage So if it reaches 100% the attacking Empire takes that city

[@colonelsandders7573]

The experiment would have been cooler if you used the mod to pass down traits

[@LazyDeath666]

Been so long since I had last seen you play this game... Really like watching you play this game bro.

[@yetterkor6425]

If you press the book with the time glass at the bottom, you can see the logs of what is happening in the world (war declared, peace, new kings, dead kings, etc.)

[@wabbit2099]

I wonder about all the television clips the editor uses. Do you think they just have a giant library of clips for different reactions?

[@calitis9180]

Mostly it's probably looking through the internet but if you are an editor for a while it's mostly the library way.

[@wabbit2099]

@@calitis9180 Yeah, it is probably a bit of both. The thing that leans me towards the library idea is the fact that this channel does daily uploads at a consistent time of day. Editing can be pretty time consuming. In order to be able to produce a new well-edited video every day, I am sure they do everything they can to streamline their workflow.

[@Rebeldoggiedude]

This game is a perfect match for DF

[@mr.bucket6140]

i whould love to see more of this game

[@shonboy2163]

Hey DF, I've been watching your videos since the minecraft dunegon days and have enjoyed every second of it. Keep up the great work! Also, could you try out seraphs last stand? It's kind of like risk of rain gameplay wise but way simpler. It cost 1$ cents and is extremely fun to play!

[@inksmears]

The use of Stardew Valley music is always so nostalgic on this channel, haha. Great editing on this one!

[@leojordan6221]

they were using undertale music as well i think

[@aditya-lr2in]

Can you give a timestamp where it is

[@Gish764]

And hollow knight!

[@emurphy42]

@@aditya-lr2in 5:52

[@idiotgaming6376]

Who's gonna tell him that the kind of the gods died and someone else grabbed his gear

[@depoid]

Hey DF there’s a mod called selective breeding for this game and it makes it so traits get passed down to the child. so the entire idiot nation would have a the bad traits

[@axeldornelles5292]

DF could just select the world config to enforce loyalty so that both sides don't split into a billion tiny villages

[@JazzOLantern]

That and cause civil wars, probably lost a lot of gods with the immortal trait due to that.

[@karbarson3742]

All the Futurama drops just solidifies why I love you lol

[@flamboyantchess]

Yay another df worldbox video! I love these

[@The_Lonely_Wizard]

loved the "one is the loneliest number" opening music at 2:25. did anyone else recognize that?

[@jacksons_28]

worldbox + df is a lethal combo

[@tlgdafunk7298]

How y’all know this game is perfect for him, or this is the greatest video, etc. before it’s been uploaded long enough to watch

[@andrewwester7437]

Well we know what this game is and DF has played this before, and the greatest video part is the fact that it is a DF video

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

Because they’re complementing him in hopes of getting likes

[@thebagelsbeast1369]

Yessss DF back on this game, now thousands of people are gonna suffer 😁

[@ezzzzyyy]

The videos' funniness drastically went up after editor started putting memes and clips into the videos

[@Blackieswain]

said noone ever.

[@daltonwright6514]

Says I and him

[@codywilliams7557]

@@Blackieswain he’s right

[@Blackieswain]

@@daltonwright6514 exactly, no one

[@alantremonti1381]

God I love these Futurama edits, moar pliss.

[@averagemarvelenjoyer6489]

This game has changed so much since I saw you play it the first time

[@epidemious1541]

Yey He is back with this series again!

[@lacabrawey]

I used to play this game! Nice vid bro

[@erc3338]

Anyone else prefer when DF plays games like this rather than any of the free games he finds?

[@bloodyhellevator]

awesome videos as always, DF

[@majesticchicken3213]

Really good storyline, definitely one of my favourite anime

[@mmmbook4476]

Dangerously funny is my favorite youtuber right now ❤

[@nachyochez750]

“Holy Ho” and “Bloody Az” was hilarious.

[@kirtidhar9952]

DF: makes gods over powered then nerfs them and makes orcs stupider DF: ah yes a normal day

[@CoopaiNuse]

Risu was the original King of the gods, but later on Oshyshe has the gear. What happened to Risu?

[@Nevir202]

Orcs?

[@andrewtietjen7268]

He died at 16:50

[@JazzOLantern]

Probably due to an orc or a civil war and another god killed them.

[@CoopaiNuse]

@@andrewtietjen7268 it is sad day

[@eddiejames9247]

Thanks for the vid as always 🍻

[@marrionmartin1321]

Love the videos man, keep it up 👍🏻

[@oversizedlizard9977]

What this man said

[@albertgreene313]

I anticipated a muddle fest, I got a fine epic. Amazing

[@icybutterflyqueen]

in a war between gods and orcs, DF wins

[@heartscanfly8582]

Lol yea

[@dragonbot1291]

This guy is actually dangerously funny, for some reason idiots and meme sound effects just get me!

[@luekspsps7349]

I would love to see a follow up vid of super dumb gods vs mega smart but really weak orcs

[@L.T_Ghost102]

Sick I love this

[@beargreen1]

That's a lot of stuff; quite the experiment

[@dj.nightmare9828]

i think it's funny how in the beginning he said that the human town by the orcs was going to die first by the end they almost have the entire map.

[@jonasnober7934]

This simulation game is so well made

[@Albert-ig1ox]

His favourite army won because of the armour he gave

[@jaash7981]

DF in the beginning: yes settle in, grow your population, I'll sit back and watch DF later: WAR! WAR! WAR! MORE WAR!

[@RanMouri82]

DF just can't calm his bloodlust. Not so great for experiments, but perfect for his channel.

[@TheHumanKidneyBean]

Ah yes... An experiment of seeing if LITERAL GODS WITH SUPERPOWERS or ORCS THAT ARE STUPID AND WEAK would win a war... a very surprising outcome...

[@sirensong237]

I love how the premise of this video is just DF casually committing war crimes.

[@mrduck6445]

congrats on 2mil df! love your videos too! ok bye.

[@graycuthbertscott4977]

I love this man

[@thorild69]

In a simulation, geniuses were outnumbered by idiot. So, "Idiocracy" is real. Who'd a thunk it?

[@justaglitch4584]

Whatching 27 min of human mascaras . what a wonderful idea !!

[@df3_legomocs]

2 million subs congrats df

[@thenerdbeast7375]

If you orcs small and weak you just end up with goblins.

[@al3x922]

Yeah there essentially goblins by this point

[@heartscanfly8582]

Yea

[@robert_aram]

As a Warhammer/Warcraft Fan I appreciate this

[@TheFlamingoBird]

Love the Futurama references

[@thecyberrabbit1440]

I love that the dominant Blue empire started from that one guy who decided to keep the Orcs out of the human area

[@jarva1784]

The humans: “OUR GOD HAS BLESSED US TO REMOVE THE ORC PLAQUE” DangerouslyFunnly: “Yes fight I want C O N Q U E S T”

[@oscarcabalog1520]

Add modded traits and give all the good/op ones to a single human vs 1000 orcs also tip the best way to have all of them in one nation is placing one wait until that makes a colony and place the next ones in the colony territory

[@quackumm]

Great History Lesson, Thanks

[@nathanbrown1997]

There’s no way I was just rewatching these df

[@tenebroise6633]

Every episode from DF is an unfair war. Game vs DF

[@sexton389]

The way to stop empires from splitting up is tp add 1 person, wait for them to create a village and then add everyone else

[@Griec_e]

editors really showing off there tv show knowledge

[@fjuxe]

Remember the light blue started with one man

[@gabecrispin7605]

Congrats on 2 million subs dude

[@enderFluffer]

Amina, the kingdom of True gods. Conquered by Cyan, but not destroyed. They still remember the times when their cuture thrived. When their citizens walked on their own land. Enslaved for years, near the end of time, they fought back. Purple is the True winner.

[@al3x922]

I got here when it was 17 seconds after post and now I’m currently watching

[@BananaMan-yx9fv]

Theres a hamburger on top of the options menu, if you click that 10 times, it shows a debug menu. There you can do lots of good things, the most important one is sonic speed.

[@emmannuelbutler7245]

Its awesome video my guy

[@DeadCow04]

Tried the same thing, the quantity side got destroyed within 10 minutes lol they just declared war as soon as they built houses

[@calvindawerecat9995]

You are a maniac... Thats why i like you

[@monke4044]

Logically, Whoever made their town next to the gate either went very economically advanced or fked up really bad

[@Alfie.J8412]

Video idea: the orchestra get a tiny island with not much resources and humans with all they need and a huge space so the war is even

[@CirceShade]

Video idea: all 7 deadly sins against each other

[@GamerXenith]

Those orcs lasted longer than i thought they would!

[@pyritepanx]

Any DF worldbox content is gonna be good. It’s just that simple