I Forced This Creature To Evolve

[@07wlsonj]

I think my favorite thing about DF vids is he NEVER yells. Just chill, start to finish.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Gods yes on this... As much as i like other youtubers theres some vids of theirs ive just had to stop watchin cuz of that. Notably im thinkin of that new blacksmithin co-op game folks have been playin. Which when i tried to watch Drae play it, just turned into listenin to three youtubers screamin like its the end of the world bcuz theres a timer ticking down and none of them know how to co-op properly or work together at all. Id love that premise of a vid if not for the screamin bloody murder aspect. I love seein Call Me Kevins vids with others for this same reason (save a couple loud mouths) bcuz he makes them rip their hairs out tryin to deal with him but doesnt get a single raised voice shouted in the process.

[@zaidanhakim4974]

@@SylviaRustyFae call me kevin is pretty chill, i love him also with his minecraft gameplay

[@charlespanache7047]

100%. It's also great for me to listen to while I fall asleep. Nothing triggers me more than vids with random parts that are loud af

[@expandinggear2169]

i agree he's just chill

[@Leiijeudemonigseu]

The opposite of Markiplier playing Happy Wheels

[@ReSuRrEcTiOn11100]

I don't understand. This guy plays boring @$$ games but his commentary and especially his calm fun voice and comments makes every game he touches hilarious. I really don't understand what it is DF does to make it so entertaining, but he does it. This guy is so underrated, 2.1m subs? It should be atleast 10x that. I had a blast watching this and all your other videos, keep it up man!

[@thefg8302]

I can help you understand... What's his channel name again?

[@ok-no9ih]

Because you crave his asmr voice maybe?

[@Salgameplayz]

This comment is legendary

[@SephirothRyu]

He plays them... so we don't have to. ...Or that, sometimes we decide to since its a fun game too. When are you doing more Vampire Survivors, DF?

[@Terror_Ism]

He is dangerously funny

[@CliffCardi]

Me: “DF, can you play Spore?” DF: “No, idiotstick. We have Spore at home.”

[@dragonwing4ever]

df would definitely enjoy spore🤣

[@killer_10racing9]

@@dragonwing4ever he's played it hasn't he

[@dragonwing4ever]

@@killer_10racing9 don't know mate

[@jaslawl6570]

Yes he has played it

[@ethanbeebe6193]

Spore at home;

[@yorkiequeen]

DF is the most chill YTer. He is always so calm. I want to see him play a game that tests his patience.

[@ShrekdaSwampMan]

he has

[@quirkaze]

He has

[@zen7698]

Which game ?

[@ShizumiSchwarz]

@@zen7698 The one who pulls out the sword will be crowned king is the game title

[@Akzcer]

Maybe "Getting over it with Bennet Foddy"?

[@blinmatser4512]

i hope he reads our comments. so he sees our immense gratitude towards his content. Been subbed for a good while I fall asleep to this stuff.

[@beqaotarashvili9341]

Or eat while watching his stuff

[@xethragaming5889]

goes from a clownfish to a koi fish and says "my stripes have evolved" love the content

[@Zorgdub]

The game has no challenge and looks really boring, but watching DF play it is somehow entertaining. It's magic.

[@CreepyKewlDude]

POV: you’re the friend who only has offbrand stuff

[@retinazer7652]

@Fursity POV: I am a robot

[@retinazer7652]

wait

[@retinazer7652]

that’s not how it works, oh well I can’t edit posts on mobile

[@MosscoveredSlime]

@@retinazer7652 Yes you can Edit:seeeeeeeeeeeee Edit edit:i don't mean to sound rude

[@SushiTrap313]

POV: DEATH

[@Nothanks42]

That moment when you stay up until 11pm just to watch the new DF video FYI in my area he posts at 11pm

[@thefrozenoverdroid]

Yes

[@dylancountney3045]

10 pm

[@PatreonLibrarianOfHistory]

its not a challenge for me B)

[@Wi-FiRequired]

Literally me

[@diamondplayz2145]

11:00pm. Yes

[@MrMeme2112]

DF, i feel like egg inc would be a game that fits your style of videos

[@micahlawrence845]

I agree

[@BIoop_yt]

omg YES!

[@justalan9838]

Yup let's pump up this comment so df sees this

[@zaidanhakim4974]

hell yes

[@shadowmoon1996]

hell yeah

[@Timoshenko]

best pizza: thin crust, mae ploy sauce, crushed peanuts, cooked shredded chicken breast and mozzarella. After it cooks and comes out of the oven put on some cilantro, diced tomato and beansprouts. Thai chicken pizza

[@saltsmoke]

I'm at a loss for words. As a cook I think u may need to try different pizzas. This is a great wrap. It's like if I said best pizza is egg and chorizo pizza con jalapenos y frijoles. Mexican pizza. It's a good wrap but a bad pizza..

[@Timoshenko]

@@saltsmoke I've also worked as a cook in a very popular restaurant and that was one of their pizzas I took a liking to. Better than all others though I'd say a mongolian bbq pizza I had once was second

[@saltsmoke]

@@Timoshenko hmm.. I make pizzas for a living. Even though I haven't tried it I think that unless the peanuts are boiled and there is no Marina then it wouldnt work. But hey everyone is different. I herd that hot dog and french fry pizza is a favorite over seas. I'm no one to judge on anyone's opinion just a harsh critic who has a low opinion of bean sprouts on anything that's not eggs or rice.

[@Timoshenko]

@@saltsmoke You know there are plenty of other sauces than marinara right? Hell I once met a guy who said ranch as a pizza sauce was the best and he called it a dodger pizza

[@jezziesammons3149]

"we are going back in the water, that doesn't make any evolutionary sense" *whales sweat in the distance*

[@nmk5624]

not sure if this was a genuine question or just a bit, but a lot of animals actually do evolve just to 'look cool', taking on bright colors, patterns, frills, and even horns, usually either to alert predators that they may be toxic to eat or to impress mates / intimidate competition within their own species

[@nmk5624]

love your stuff btw

[@nunyabisnass1141]

There is only one kind of pizza. Linguica, olives, mushrooms, extra cheese and pepperoni. Everthything else is just inferior. I will also accept bbq chicken and buffalo chicken pizza.

[@mysticalgamermom]

I love these videos where you end up saying, "...and you get in my mouth, and you get in my mouth...." Makes me smile every time. Pepperoni & mushroom is good for pizza, but I'll eat any pizza that's not spicy or have anchovies on it.

[@axeirie]

Pineapple with olives and cinnamon is good too. Haven't had anchovies

[@alfonzo2369]

Never had anchovies, but Hawaiian pizza is pretty good in my opinion. I also like pizza that has a ton of meat on it lol.

[@meesvanleeuwen8506]

@@axeirie pineapple doesnt belong on pizza

[@axeirie]

@@meesvanleeuwen8506 yes it does.

[@theangrysuchomimus5163]

I just love how this game makes you “evolve” from a reptile (turtle) to an amphibian (frog)

[@catpoke9557]

And then back to reptile, for some reason. Also makes you go from multicell to single cell and then back to multicell + macroscopic now.

[@Syphix-e2c]

‘Ooo a mushroom, looks poisonous. Get in my mouth’ - DangerouslyFunny 2022

[@loganlogon3720]

3:37 Don't be ridiculous, the next evolution will surely be some kind of ninja!🥷🐢 7:56 Taco pizza or barbecue chicken pizza, so hard to just choose one!😋

[@Faebingus]

Pineapple and pepperoni

[@Mr.Torrner]

Chicken kebab

[@rivernumber227]

I’m pretty sure those frogs he is eating are a previous evolution

[@denisgazhdaj4099]

@@Faebingus Then y don't have a father

[@Redo97]

pepperoni pizza gang

[@Faebingus]

Pineapple and pepperoni pizza is the best, you don’t realize how good it is until you try it

[@VoidedSpectrum]

Yuno i just might

[@xXSweetsMelodyXx]

Today/tonight's asmr includes DF's voice and popping sounds ft. Award sounds.

[@katiekotek744]

Late but hope everyone’s having a great day 👍🏻 also for the best pizza in my opinion it’s sausage pizza

[@salt2799]

i, too, was forced to evolve. put me back into the soup please DF.

[@jjaffe2665]

You know its a good video when df says "magical mushroom"

[@kristanova9361]

You’re making me slowly fall asleep..I wake up to keep watching your video but then I fall back asleep, thank you DF.

[@DefinetelyInsane]

"So one day uhh, crocodile wanders into a cave with a sign on it, has a disco party, and then comes out as a dinosaur" got me for no reason lol

[@airwolfactual]

Ah yes the natural evolution from T-Rex to squirrel

[@nero0904]

Its more like a timeline evolution..😅😅

[@velarswood]

8:00 pepperoni stuffed crust mmmm

[@yeeteducation]

DF: makes sh*tty games look good GSP: makes sh*tty games look good

[@jlynnkay7951]

DF talks so calmly but says such weird, calm, rude, demonic, and cool things I mean like how But like I mean This is My Type of ASMR ☺☺☺😌😌😌

[@Sam_596]

"What's the best pizza?" Free pizza. Free pizza is best pizza

[@remediosdimaculangan2913]

"I am now a crocodile" Every zoologist ever: 💀

[@bobpieczarka4357]

Every once it in a while I want to appreciate the daily does of endorphins in comment form.

[@J-Dog500]

When evolution is run by DF be like:

[@2halosani]

Hi DF, tons of things evolve to “look cooler”! Either for mating or intimidation reasons. Take peacocks for example!

[@got_beef8029]

Best kind of pizza? Doesn't matter what goes on it, as long as it's cheesy and thick crust. Flavourful is flavourful, but texture is something that's more important since you can just take off anchovies

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Everyone knows the best pizza is caterpillar pizza. Tho im a rebel and i eat it with anchovies and red and white spotted mushrooms.

[@bopeton]

Hi DF, evolutionary biologist here. Yes, sometimes things just evolve to look cooler, but that still has a function. It attracts mates, like a peacock's tail.

[@bomg123]

When yo wait for hours for DF to post

[@tobycat5799]

I've never been so hyped to see a squirell .. more.. MORE

[@adammitchell115]

Perfect pizza? As long as it has pineapple its a good pizza.

[@rando2117]

Based

[@jellyjbachman8543]

I agree Edit: Original post

[@zscout370]

Did anyone else notice that the starfish had pants similar to Patrick?

[@ezzzzyyy]

I see a big problem in this comment section: nobody is arguing about the best pizza. I'll start it off: pepperoni is the best type of pizza in every way.

[@LucrativePerson]

this game looks surprisingly fun

[@LucrativePerson]

@@keiljohnson613 hyper evolution

[@saltsmoke]

Best pizza is the supreme pizza. Olives pepperoni onions tomatoes green peppers and bacon

[@Transformers2Fan1]

pineapple on pizza, no ham or that one breakfast pizza a guy from corporate brought as thanks

[@EndlessEvelyn]

Australian Supreme, without mushroom, and add pepperoni, is the best pizza ever.

[@jayyusi]

Day 85 of recommending "The Perfect Tower 2", it’s a semi-idle incremental tower defense game, where you upgrade your tower, with a lot of things to do! p.s. you get to kill a lot of cubes, and if u grind to late game...well i wont ruin the surprise

[@gonefishin722]

I couldn't help but see the master evolution. The squirrel! Hahaha

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Original Title Name: What Happens after 1 Billion Years of Evolution

[@Ikaenomoe]

clownfish df be like "fish with bigger stripes?"

[@wikansaktianto9215]

The best pizza is the friend we made along the way..

[@LilAjaxVert]

I hope you continue to play this game it was really cool to be honest! :)

[@KitsunenoHibi]

Mushrooms are the king of pizza toppings. The more varieties on a pizza, the better.

[@zackwhite3008]

I like your videos.

[@kenmathewson8972]

Best pizza is Detroit style corner slices, with green olives, ham and mushrooms

[@gtbkts]

Thanks for the awesome content

[@extremeoneverything2493]

Love these videos

[@evanmatthews6277]

I only wish for 1 thing df to play cat fishing again

[@flashdraken]

To the pizza fight. My addition is pepperoni, sausage and black olive pizza

[@bangy4269]

Looks like we got some Df lore, he’s a vegan. Love your content thanks for the good videos

[@Jig_up]

8:17 Well, it depends what you mean by “cool” and what you mean by “function,” and if the function of “looking cool” counts as a function, this disqualifying the “just to look cool” element. Depending on those, I’d say peacocks- they evolved to look cool, but the “looking cool” serves the function of being preferred for umm… “fun times” and “evolutionary and genetic data scrambling and recombination”

[@EricTaylor18]

Bro what 💀

[@Jig_up]

@@EricTaylor18 Basically, if evolving to look a certain way so as to be the preferred mate counts as evolving “just to look cool,” then yes, species do evolve just to look cool sometimes. If it doesn’t count though, because they’re doing it to make themselves preferred (rather than looking cool for the sake of looking cool), then species typically don’t

[@KingCanada1212]

this game is super unsatisfying. but df makes up for it

[@dragonwing4ever]

I'm wondering now has df ever played spore before??? i think that would fit his chaotic violent playstyle very well

[@houjisaifeddine5524]

he did, and he made creatures with mostly pikes, no movement nor even eyes. a creature that exists not to survive, but to make everyone's life worse

[@fishtron_supreme]

No need to get fancy or weird with it: Thin crust, extra cheese, extra pepperoni!!!

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

9:38 Alligators have natural camouflage. They’re hide looks like logs when they float along the surface Careful when you swim around logs

[@Silver6star]

Weirdly enough this video had 2 different titles when I clicked it.

[@justalan9838]

Honestly i don't like pizza but if I have to choose. Margarita.

[@pvv0642]

I played the game before,it is never ending and repeating as final is accepted the human because after him is just loop.

[@sparkselm173]

Avocado pizza best pizza, fight me.

[@jellyjbachman8543]

I want to try that

[@gamer708886]

8:05 Pineapple and ham, of course! O-O

[@random_animatronics2455]

As requested the argument:What's your favorite type of pizza?( and I mean variety ) Mine is pepperoni

[@cattobonnie3985]

I like Hawaiian pizza, with the pineapple. Did you know that Hawaiian pizza is named for the kind of canned pineapple that is traditionally used

[@Firsona]

pineapple+green olive+pepperoni

[@treysevy5079]

I don't really like pizza. But if you consider cheesy bread pizza then that is the best.

[@accurrent]

Saw the thumbnail and thought it was like Kurzgesagt

[@Redisnice100]

thanks for the game in the desc.

[@kroottastic]

Pizza of choice - Double Pepperoni, Extra Cheese, Light Sauce.

[@nazodreemur8284]

The OG pepperoni pizza nothing can go wrong with that

[@Akatsuki69387]

Damn. This the fastest I ever been

[@JuanGonzalez-ol3sm]

Best pizza without a doubt is pepperoni with sausage

[@imalltheragex2000]

I commented about this before, does anyone else see the screen flash black on the occasion on this. The last video I commented on with this problem was another one of DF's vis of an app game. Said app game had an absurd amount of adds... Apparently. If that is the same case for this game, then I'm impressed, if not then I'm confused. Basically I just want to make sure of something: I watch theses vids on my phone, does anyone who watches theses vids on PC see the screen flash black too? If so, then it's at least not a weird issue with the vid on phones alone. I get that the editor try their hardest to make good vids, but some of theses black flashes makes my eyes hurt, and I wear glasses with a type of lens that supposed to protect my eyes from looking at a screen and junk. As someone who also knows how to edit( or at least the basics along with a bits of info on the craft) I must say that it's weird that the editor doesn't just move the clip to attach back to the other clip they snipped it from. Of course I will admit that I haven't had enough experience messing with audio when it comes to editing. But I do think that there is probably a simple work around for it. For crying out loud DF was able to keep continuing his sentence around 1:05 despite the black flash (ad) happening twice... Wait, that makes no sense then, the editor would have ample time to keep the vid going then without the audio desyncing... Unless the editing software is funky for some reason and the vid after compiling ends up being more out of sync then one would think or should be... Idk, I'm not trying to hate on DF or his editors, I just think that there could be a better solution to this problem 😓

[@MrWolfoyote]

Yes, I also saw black screen flashes, you're not alone.

[@ScarecrowEdits]

Thanks for the comment. I went back and checked my project file. There is definitely not anything there but on the finished videos there is so I think its happening in the rendering process. I don't know why... I definitely don't leave black flashes in the videos intentionally and I do care enough to smooth stitching clips together!

[@imalltheragex2000]

@@ScarecrowEdits knew it had probably be rendering or something like that. I'm just happy that it isn't something dumb like ' oh, you're watching this on your phone?' *vid proceeds to flash black randomly*... Basically I'm just happy that it's not a problem of how one watches the vid... If that was the case that would suck

[@zang_lemarcusratliff3949]

Love the video

[@jolinkarrick8532]

Supreme Pizza is probably one of my favorite

[@guyjackson1839]

In my personal opinion, the best toppings on a pizza are ones that you yourself enjoy, me personally it is chicken, pineapple and mushrooms.

[@mybass366]

My trolling opinion is pineapple/Hawaiian pizza. Let's start that war

[@VampChic10210]

Pineapple and red pepper!

[@TonyG33]

Finally here on upload

[@nolanbennett2624]

I find it funny how he mixes up a Stegosaurus and a triceratops

[@seniorpuerco7755]

hey DF this idea might be dumb but id wanna ask would a Skyrim vid be something of interest like making an op character and even be able to add mods to fit your likings to it. id like to hear your commentary on Skyrim it sounds super satisfying.

[@MetalWingedWolf]

Philly cheesesteak pizza. That’s been addictive for a while now.

[@neonshadow5005]

And DF is back to putting stuff in his mouth.

[@kuuluna]

The only scam of this game is Is that it's much fun to watch someone else to play it than yourself playing it. I don't know why but I easily get bored if it's get grindy

[@davepalmer9265]

This game makes as much sense at the theory of evolution😂 i think people confuse adaptation, the changes of one species changing to its environment with evolution, the change of one spieces into another. Funnier that most of the world was fooled into thinking it was a theory that makes enough sense with enough solid evidence for it to be plausible.

[@Wishkeirs]

This is quite the Spore at home

[@Iii_r69]

Did you know dolphins use pufferfish to get high it's like drugs to them

[@BeginswithPIE]

"Does anything ever evolve in order to look cooler, or does it all have to have a function.' Attracting a mate is a function. So is being intimidating in order to scare off predators. Example: peacock

[@gferrol118]

I enjoy how pizza existed before dinosaurs

[@skinneebones4651]

Good vid 👍

[@willemplatt948]

the best pizza is pineapple with onions. nothing else required

[@seniorpuerco7755]

tbh i just watched like 40 of his vids in a row.

[@skeltonjack55]

"I was a vegan before it was cool" So great.