Robin Got A Divorce - Stardew Valley

[@REAPEROFDEAD1]

"Are you sure you want to be with me? A single mom with 2 kids and 2 marriages on my belt?" -Those are rookie numbers

[@theleagueofsupermushrooms5323]

Paulo Renato at least she could pick up some tips from a pro

[@DawnAQ]

DF: oh yeah? I have 382727 kids, and I have married and divorced everybody here atleast 27 times.

[@ClipperHorizon]

Robin: "Third time's the charm, right?" DF: "Well it didn't really work out for me."

[@KingPin_1982]

I can't believe Robin got a divorce.

[@ctrlaltdel6440]

*cough* fable 3 *cough*

[@theALMIGHTYchrischan]

The only thing about this mod that REALLY made me raise my eyebrow is that Sebastian would be THRILLED if Robin left Demetrius, he hates the guy so far as I'm aware.

[@ravenartistofficial]

Truth!

[@catbatrat1760]

@Maverick Lanzerotti Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. She should've taken him with her, honestly.

[@rosestrife1498]

Yeah if you Marry Sebastion he basically tells you they made him move into the basement

[@kowhaifan1249]

@@rosestrife1498 well it’s not like there’s anywhere else he could have gone...

[@rosestrife1498]

@@kowhaifan1249 Robin could have made a room above ground. Shes a master builder isn't she?

[@halfprince]

DF:"How's the bachelor life going?" Demetrius:"How's the farming business going?" Oof, DF set himself up for a savage burn. xD Now we know who's getting divorced next episode in retaliation.

[@leaffen9616]

That was beautiful.

[@luridparadise3702]

This is at around 5:30; inspemt way too long trying to find when it happened, but it went over my head when I first watched the video 😂

[@Annie-qe2uu]

"I heard its parsnip season" "No its ginger season" A soul for a soul

[@lswan6389]

That was the worst burn

[@Bonilla13]

I bet you can't marry the jojamart manager

[@Akitoscorpio1]

When theirs a will, theirs a mod :P

[@lilmeep7706]

@@Akitoscorpio1 Do you do this on purpose?

[@Akitoscorpio1]

@@lilmeep7706Yes, yss I do.

[@Luziferuz_]

DF: Hold my Joja Cola.

[@waitlexist3436]

DF: Hold my divorce papers

[@iluvphillip13]

"Oh great, wet wood!" -- "I appreciate that setup Robin but I can't make that joke." hahahaha! :)

[@Scone_00123]

first

[@MissMusicQueen101]

iluvphillip13 i legit read this as DF said it and it made this comment 1000% better

[@sofiem1225]

If I can stain any of your furniture, just let me know ;)

[@charissahenderson8747]

I died 😂😂🤣

[@matheusviolante8364]

I'm guessing the follow up would be "Well, if you want it dry then you better start blowing!"

[@MakoClover]

i feel like the mod maker should of had demetrius move in with Harvey or something instead; with how much Sebastian and Demetrius hate each other, i can't picture them living together without Robin around

[@rat-dog7357]

Yeah that makes sense. Considering the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up."

[@soupforfree]

oooh harvey! i like that idea...

[@calmbeast1329]

​@@rat-dog7357guess what? Most houses in the world are built by men and yet after divorce,men move out in the west..

[@headstrong4203]

@@calmbeast1329 video game bringing up some scars bud?

[@calmbeast1329]

@@headstrong4203 u got anything to counter me bud?😂 Or just speaking nonsense is what ur parents gave u as their legacy?🤣

[@kristend1185]

“It’s parsnip season” “No, it’s ginger season” Oh my god. Classic DF😂

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

Errr..if you have large hands like I do... you can wrap ace bandage around the handles of your controller and rubberband em. To widen the grip..... they make controllers vastly more comfortable to hold and also help greatly with carpal tunnel... since controllers are usually designed for kids in mind

[@matthewmc4939]

I dont quite get can anyone explain?

[@cocaman12345]

I heard that sentence and was gonna comment on it immediatly. Finished writing , scrolled up the page, saw the exact same comment i was about to post in first place.

[@kristend1185]

Matthew Chung he’s going for robin with red or *ginger* hair

[@jessicacarter3185]

That line made me laugh so hard I scared the dog.

[@9BlackBetty2]

Why shouldn't Demetrius be smiling? Now, his ex wife's sister is probably taking care of his...wood...business.

[@blairmillar9294]

Gingers top blondes though

[@AngryRJL]

His dark wood?

[@9BlackBetty2]

Heitonic his dark, hard wood, I presume

[@bucket3075]

His dark , short wood

[@ruzzel3638]

Dark wood with a white sap

[@HolderofSalvation]

IT BEGINS. NO ONE IS SAFE ANYMORE. Kent better watch out cause his wife is probably next.

[@abidance6444]

Or Kent himself

[@leafmilj]

@@abidance6444 yEs

[@iansucladen1601]

Well, George's gonna get divorce too

[@neezoketchup5011]

Kang Kong this made me laugh so hard 😂

[@rizumikarunauta2126]

@@iansucladen1601 wtf george xd

[@cara_melly]

4:40 Sebastian just teleports into the top right room, you know usual vampire stuff He then teleports back at 5:02

[@addywright6429]

Df edits it and cuts it because they just watch him walk away

[@scruffsnugg736]

@@addywright6429 stop defending the vampire

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

@@addywright6429 at 5:02 there ain’t any cut in the video, he just teleports

[@brandongriffith2476]

Ive been waiting for this ever since my first day of this game. I told myself "im gonna marry that one" when I started. Then i learned of Demetrius. I made it my life mission to marry her...

[@emikotagahushi941]

Same! XD

[@salasy]

same. it was mostly because she was the first girl of the town you met and usually in games like this (harvest moon, rune factory ect) the first girl you meet is the easiest and most connected to the story bachelorette. also demetrius is kinda of a dick

[@Composer_Piggy]

Same

[@peytonjackson855]

It was the opposite for me tbh when I scrolled through my friend list and saw the one black guy I thought “yes he will be mine” only to find out he never would be

[@brandongriffith2476]

Reading the replies, all I can say is thank goodness for mods.

[@insaneillegalzombie]

Can't wait until you marry your tractor.

[@martenwulf]

I wouldn't be suprised if there already is a mod for this. But we need a mod so DF can marry himself.

[@Yental]

@@martenwulf it exist already and he made a video about it

[@cocoa8614]

Tractorfunny is there ship name

[@martenwulf]

@@Yental No I dodn't mean that. I mean the option for a person to literaly marry himself.

[@seunghoonhan1672]

and divorce it

[@LycorisNights26]

FINALLY!!! ruin jodi's marriage next

[@deltalord6969]

I dont think Jodi wants to be married tbh

[@dayalasingh5853]

It's already ruined.

[@NinjaTyler]

Delta lord of course she does just not to such an broken one

[@ephraimtimmerman4476]

@@deltalord6969 I can't tell if she hits on the player or is just really weird.

[@Karismir]

I'm dying for him to do Jodie... Pun intended

[@BeastlyDoote]

“I’m glad you and Sebastian are getting along. I wasn’t sure if he was okay with having another step parent” These words were said as DF prepared for the sacrifice of the very child she spoke of

[@emikotagahushi941]

"It's ginger season." HAHAHA that cracked me up. And that ending lol. The very first time I played Stardew Valley, I immediately liked Robin and wanted to marry her but then I found out she had a husband and I was like, "oh............" But this mod is just sad. XD What a sad story, and they make Robin seem so depressing.

[@MichaMundy]

Hey we all do one time when we play that we wanted to marry Robin but found out later that she isn't marriageable

[@LuckyOwI777]

I just stated playing, found out i couldn't marry Robin, and now I'm sad. lol

[@snippy1359]

Whos next? Krobus? Wait no forget i said that

[@jackel999]

if you can think of it, some modder probably has too. most likely after turning them into a humanoid monstergirl/boy

[@TheKaratejesus]

@@jackel999 slap anime tiddies on krobus

[@Arxielle]

I’ve been begging for this for DAYS

[@justinokraski3796]

please no not Krobus

[@John_Sturgeon]

@@justinokraski3796 yes krobus Slap those shadow cheeks

[@Shezestriakis]

...why did mayor Lewis pronounce you "Husband and...well, Husband"??? Robin? Is there something we should know??

[@ZaganStoanes]

Only batman knows robin's secret

[@jessicaf1770]

@@ZaganStoanes kill me for the dumb joke

[@shadowlibrarian400]

Zagan Stoanes 😂🤣🤣

[@lambshepard6738]

Robin = confirmed transman and that’s ok.

[@allensmith1537]

Jessica Fergueson I guess you can say it’s, “The Killing Joke”

[@tehdave192]

if you look really closely at 12:13, it looks like wheels has devil horns, coming from marnies sprite

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

If you look at wheels "Wheelchair dude" it looks like there are devil horns on his head, even though it's just Marnie's sprite.

[@tehdave192]

@@breadleymcthicc5444 lmao I didn't understand what he asked I'm so used to df calling him wheels

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

@@tehdave192 lol

[@pixxi_]

It Does!! 😂😂😂

[@zacharyestel9582]

thats because he does have devil horns

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Did anyone else see the vampire teleport?

[@mango143]

Do you mean during the argument between Sebastian and Robin

[@Inamichan]

Kirara Lala I saw that too!

[@nowanalt7804]

During all the scenes when a character would supposedly leave they would teleport to a different location on screen

[@exantiuse497]

It happens multiple times, in all the cutscenes where someone leaves the room. Idk if it's a bug or if the creator of the mod didn't know how to remove character sprites from cutscenes. I hope it's the former, because that looked really bad and making it like that intentionally wouldn't speak well about them

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Well duh. That's one of the powers you get as a vampire.

[@michaelcosgrove6086]

Robin plays Hatoful Boyfriend. Probably a reference to both her name and how women are sometimes referred to as birds. Clever.

[@prefton3207]

After 6:07 I would love nothing more than to see DF play Hatoful Boyfriend for the commentary and the commentary alone

[@TheOsiasya]

Imagine his reaction to all the varied endings... it would be priceless!

[@kaydwessie296]

If you have a daughter with her, name her Eileen She was the ginger carpenter in Harvest Moon, Tale of Two Towns

[@Arxielle]

K. Charrette you genius.

[@somone124]

I know I am 2 years late, but how great is tale of two towns!

[@moffrifle6557]

eileen...is my character name

[@ellenbergman8477]

I'm disapointed. You didn't divorce the whole town at once.

[@d_rock1535]

I know

[@googleuser5735]

Same here

[@zombiesithblade1579]

He tried game broke lmao

[@connordarvall8482]

Reality forbade it last time.

[@googleuser5735]

Ellen Bergman very sad that the game broke.

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

*there are some twisted minds behind the modding community.*

[@redbeardthepink4809]

Ooook so this is a mod. I thought so, but I was a little confused XD

[@MichaMundy]

I mean there are the yandare jas and Vincent mod and boi oh boi, that thing twist like a sheat

[@DragoonBB]

I'm surprised it took this long.

[@Darksideofthestars]

They wish to please their master.

[@KingPin_1982]

I know

[@gaypanda5368]

Robin: "Are you sure you want to be with me? A single mom with 2 kids and 2 marriages under my belt?" Mumps: "Those are rookie numbers."

[@CheshireFatorum]

I'm a little bit disappointed. I was hoping for you to be a home wrecker. Instead, it seems the mod breaks up Robin's marriage all by itself.

[@DigiDestined13]

Wait, why is Sebastian still living with Demetrius? That's not even his biological father.

[@Xegethra]

Yeah they should move out together.

[@sandedra329]

I mean he's his former stepdad

[@mrdanthesnowman]

I love this mod because I wanted to marry Robin the first time I turned the game on and then found out she was married. I almost turned the game off lol

[@Adam-wo9ol]

I can't wait for the reveal the Mumps is actually an immortal, all-powerful eldritch being that toys with the lives of mortals for fun.

[@trout8279]

same

[@malachiteyesterday8659]

Hardly a reveal if its common knowledge

[@mimmikyu2404]

So wait Demetrius left robin for her sister? And no one mentioned that once?

[@bizzbell7246]

Instead of a pam joke I’m gonna way this: I do kinda wish that we could of seen more of The relationships in robins family. I do like the dialogue given that hints it but I did wish it was a little bit more. I do like the relationship between robin and Sebastian though. It feels real and relatable.

[@cass6082]

I know! Why does no one except Robin mention Sebastian at all? I know there’s a lot of drama and they’re not all the closest but Maru never even mentions the fact that she has a brother which I thought was pretty weird

[@rin_3501]

5:10 “You’re not moving in with us you’re staying in your basement.” Why are you so mean to Sebby?

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Hahahaha Now he is taking down everyone in town!! No one is safe!!

[@sorkvild1473]

Well Krobus is still safe. For now...

[@cherubae1dw]

+Sorkvild and dwarth

[@dayalasingh5853]

Krobus still is

[@generalbacon7476]

not even the dog in the cage?

[@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR]

Let's see him marry Marnie

[@winternova1225]

"Not as interested as your ex-wife is"

[@always_mangle]

"First we need to cut a specific piece of wood..." "I'm.. nervous." CRACKED ME UP

[@oivatank]

Mumps: “Hey Robin, have you seen Sebastian?” Robin: “Who’s Sebastian?”

[@leohawman5075]

Waiiiiit a minute Robin is a fan of dating sims involving pigeons. Never would I think that something related to Hatoful boyfriend would ever pop here. Even in that of a reference. And that is the power of mods

[@GmmBeast]

Am I the only one who wants him to marry Kent and Demetrius, and not just the wives?

[@j.j.225]

Hope Morrison-Demetrius is dreamy and sort of the perfect man, lol.

[@kentmulyadi1866]

Lol yeah, kinda sux that you cant marry them

[@GmmBeast]

@@j.j.225 He's such a sweetheart and so passionate about his research, how could you not love him?

[@adorabloodthirsty]

Hope Morrison you could not love him because you live for the sweet emo boi

[@loserme414]

@@adorabloodthirsty I feel slightly called out.

[@thevirginwitch]

12:10 Mayor Lewis pronounces them “husband & husband” lol

[@charbomber110]

Looks like someone's using Robin as a self insert...

[@connorrives7059]

Hey DF! Thanks for brighting my day! I've been waiting for you to post all day! Your humor makes my day!

[@alexsoares5739]

Knowing DF, the video should be called "Robin gets divorced twice!" XD

[@cheese4200]

Alex Soares 3 times.

[@xscode3052]

Well Robin and Demetrious had that "tomato" falling out so I guess that did it. It's the little things....

[@blubooo6150]

5:36 "No demetrius it's ginger season." I love that line.

[@GokuOffersYouAPotara]

"You're not moving in with us.You're staying in your basement" "Or i can make you a cage out in the field if you feel better, but i am not feeding you" Best lines ever!

[@basilstorm9461]

“If your friends don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine” is officially the best part of this mod

[@zombie_tamer]

"Ah! Mumps! How long have you been standing there?" "Long enough to see how flexible you are" It 100% be like this

[@DaSaintDemon]

You dont greet anyone now. I miss when you say "Hello everyone"

[@hadargavish1560]

And he is doing boring stuff and or doing the same thing again, he isn't posting good contact anymore 😶🤐

[@sammyog6274]

@@hadargavish1560 ah might have changed his number

[@brucehartin2395]

BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY'RE

[@animallover6245]

Bruce Hartin I was waiting for someone to comment this!! I thought I was the only one who caught it!

[@puddingj9406]

YESSS

[@lyndsey8088]

NO FRIENDS OF MINE

[@thiami576]

Seb isn't even Demetrius's son xD why didn't he leave with Robin? XD

[@Xegethra]

Yeah they should probably fix that. Have them both in Leah's place.

[@rat-dog7357]

That makes sense, but at the same time, the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up." And I guess in this mod Sebastian was upset with Robin. Though the whole situation with this mod is really weird.

[@nasamaru8885]

5:02 Sebastian downloaded a teleport mod.

[@ChoirCollective]

Glad robin got an upgrade!

[@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja]

Well she propably got the upgrade the same way your house gets it.

[@vincentvin2530]

Hmm.... Hammered.

[@Dom-HSK]

2:06 "I appreciate the setup Robin but I can't make that joke." Me: I'll make it for ya then.

[@emenome]

The absolute apathy with which DF delivered the line "You're absolutely right, I love dating games" was the funniest thing

[@emenome]

Nevermind: "Wow way to throw her under the bus _right_ in front of the doctor - I'm really proud of myself"

[@greyshadow9498]

That means I am one step closer to ultimate MILFage: Caroline! She WILL be mine! (It's a green hair thing)

[@calicoham]

wut..

[@greyshadow9498]

@@calicoham Caroline is best girl. She's experienced, thicc, hot daughter, weenie husband, green hair. What more could you ask for!

[@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970]

@@greyshadow9498 You just said you want Caroline, then proceeded to call her daughter hot.

[@greyshadow9498]

@@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970 when Caroline goes to sleep after Jeopardy, or is out visiting the wizard (I mean at yoga class) there's always Abby 😉

[@power0887]

@@greyshadow9498 Honestly on my first time playing i thought you could marry anyone and i spent all spring trying to gift her ect XD

[@Jennysweret]

I've been asking for this mod for so long.

[@Pr3ttySxmmy]

When i was new in Stardew valley i wanted to marry robin, then u realized she was woth Demetrius 💀

[@shork1847]

omg 5:56 and the hatoful boyfriend reference. it's a sign, DF. You have to play it

[@beam1796]

*”Not as interested as your ex wife is”*

[@cylenalag]

11:08 "Haha, Third time's the charm, right?" This mod creator is a GENIUS. That made me chuckle.

[@plague8638]

4:43 I like how "going to his room" teleports him to the kitchen

[@helloto3159]

Your not moving with us your staying in your basement* sounds like unfair to me

[@its_leeoh4509]

“There’s a saw wielding maniac loose around Stardew Valley” Me: *chuckles

[@dedmemes748]

I’m currently playing star dew and I keep seeing spoilers for stuff and I still watch them...

[@ayatoshiuchiha9475]

"ever since the divorce she just cant get her mind out of the wood" BRUH MOMENT

[@lunalee1320]

When I first got into Stardew, I was searching for videos and I saw this but didn't click on it. I geniunely thought you could get Robin to divorce Demetrius and marry you XD I was so disappointed to find out it wasn't true

[@Falinnfornerds]

"I have no time, Hailey." My friend who's name is Hailey and loves your videos: *WOT*

[@TankieBoi]

Just another normal day in Sebastion's life

[@ninjayukaria7251]

Please play Hatoful Boyfriend! It's what Robin referenced!!!!! 🐦❤♥

[@KingPin_1982]

omg

[@allisonsmith6693]

I like how sebastian legit teleports to the kitchen when he goes to his room xD vampire magic!

[@andrest7353]

First reaction when he's standing in front of the shrine: Do it.

[@UrMomsLeftMiddleToe]

Robin: "first we need to cut a certain piece of wood" *walks towards the carpenter shop* Me: RUN DEMETRIUS BEFORE SHE FINDS A SAW

[@scruffsnugg736]

"Don't worry the other Robin, you'll be the next one." So that's a f*cking lie.

[@peachybunny2867]

Look at Seastian fly away in to the distance in a form of a dove💋

[@Foxtrot230]

I love this so much right now. "Rookie numbers" he says

[@TheBrokenCode]

Him saying have an affair with mayor Lewis is insane that’s HIS daughter 😭😭😭

[@Thisshawtyaintded]

lmaooooo

[@em_the_zombie7436]

8:13 A bandaid And Harvey asks why he can’t make ends meet Sksk

[@Ivy99999]

"Those are Rookie Numbers" Omg I found Gray's Clone confirmed. I knew their styles were too similar to be merely coincidence! X'D

[@addisonivyy]

“No, Demetrius, it’s *ginger* season..” lol

[@hehehehe1889]

Can't wait until you marry Robin then get divorced then marry a tree

[@464279953]

Ive been waiting so long for this marriage

[@briannacarmenita1698]

Just the holding of the prismatic shard at the end got me

[@sittingbush]

*How can you not love setting one pigeon on a date with another?* DF: *Good idea*

[@golisopod7322]

the holding of the shard above the head... the howling wind... the abrupt cut... *10 chefs kisses*

[@iannovotne2038]

Also the mod would be cooler if you cause Robin to divorce Demetrius

[@thefallenchaoskeeper]

“Those are roomie numbers.” … “Why do I hear banjo music…?” *GrayStillPlays crashes through the wall dressed like Floridaman riding a gator* “ROOKIE NUMBERS!!”

[@Yarento]

10:44 "those are rookie numbers" damn spitting true words on today's life

[@Liamhvet]

Robin: "3rd times a charm"

[@izzy1221]

Robin doing the flower dance is hilarious in my mind.

[@Velencia__]

I watched this before years ago, and this time I noticed when you marry Robin, Lewis says you're" husband and well, husband!" Robin what are you hiding???

[@iannovotne2038]

This is a start, now Jodi.

[@puddingj9406]

Wait no demetrius then Jodi

[@MarcyBowkew]

Sebastian teleporting from his bedroom to the kitchen is only further proof that he’s a vampire with teleportation-like super speed.

[@Blackeyedsusans]

Last time I was this early to a video df was still married

[@Beatlesfanish]

3:10 Omg. That *Safety Dance* reference (the bottom option) XD I'd love to see how she'd react to that

[@ChefJerky]

Hey, that sister is looking good, wonder if she's single

[@Mushroom_Officiall]

When there’s mods in Stardew valley there’s no limits to this man. Edit: Tho one time I wanted to marry robin until I saw Demetrius so I really wanted to kill him but I realized I had too many hearts with him and I love friendship in this game so rip me

[@Arxielle]

Now you need to marry Krobus!!! ASAP

[@aidreamers]

2 kids and 2 marriages? Rookie numbers. Mumps has done the whole town and a hobo.

[@captainhades1583]

12:11 “Husband and husband” Wait...what?!?

[@AphoticGoblin]

I’m sure she can HANDle your WOOD.