Robin Got A Divorce - Stardew Valley

Robin got a divorce, so I married her. I've been waiting forever for the possibility to do this.. It was worth the wait. I also try and turn her children into doves and marry her sister. Demetrious doesn't even seem to care this whole time, he clearly didn't like Robin that much.. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
Robin Marriage Mod - www.nexusmods.com/stardewvall...

[@REAPEROFDEAD1]

"Are you sure you want to be with me? A single mom with 2 kids and 2 marriages on my belt?" -Those are rookie numbers

[@theleagueofsupermushrooms5323]

Paulo Renato at least she could pick up some tips from a pro

[@DawnAQ]

DF: oh yeah? I have 382727 kids, and I have married and divorced everybody here atleast 27 times.

[@ClipperHorizon]

Robin: "Third time's the charm, right?" DF: "Well it didn't really work out for me."

[@KingPin_1982]

I can't believe Robin got a divorce.

[@ctrlaltdel6440]

*cough* fable 3 *cough*

[@theALMIGHTYchrischan]

The only thing about this mod that REALLY made me raise my eyebrow is that Sebastian would be THRILLED if Robin left Demetrius, he hates the guy so far as I'm aware.

[@ravenartistofficial]

Truth!

[@catbatrat1760]

@Maverick Lanzerotti Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. She should've taken him with her, honestly.

[@rosestrife1498]

Yeah if you Marry Sebastion he basically tells you they made him move into the basement

[@kowhaifan1249]

@@rosestrife1498 well it’s not like there’s anywhere else he could have gone...

[@rosestrife1498]

@@kowhaifan1249 Robin could have made a room above ground. Shes a master builder isn't she?

[@Bonilla13]

I bet you can't marry the jojamart manager

[@Akitoscorpio1]

When theirs a will, theirs a mod :P

[@lilmeep7706]

@@Akitoscorpio1 Do you do this on purpose?

[@Akitoscorpio1]

@@lilmeep7706Yes, yss I do.

[@Luziferuz_]

DF: Hold my Joja Cola.

[@waitlexist3436]

DF: Hold my divorce papers

[@kristend1185]

“It’s parsnip season” “No, it’s ginger season” Oh my god. Classic DF😂

[@adorbstotesadorbs.9371]

Errr..if you have large hands like I do... you can wrap ace bandage around the handles of your controller and rubberband em. To widen the grip..... they make controllers vastly more comfortable to hold and also help greatly with carpal tunnel... since controllers are usually designed for kids in mind

[@matthewmc4939]

I dont quite get can anyone explain?

[@cocaman12345]

I heard that sentence and was gonna comment on it immediatly. Finished writing , scrolled up the page, saw the exact same comment i was about to post in first place.

[@kristend1185]

Matthew Chung he’s going for robin with red or *ginger* hair

[@jessicacarter3185]

That line made me laugh so hard I scared the dog.

[@iluvphillip13]

"Oh great, wet wood!" -- "I appreciate that setup Robin but I can't make that joke." hahahaha! :)

[@Scone_00123]

first

[@MissMusicQueen101]

iluvphillip13 i legit read this as DF said it and it made this comment 1000% better

[@sofiem1225]

If I can stain any of your furniture, just let me know ;)

[@charissahenderson8747]

I died 😂😂🤣

[@matheusviolante8364]

I'm guessing the follow up would be "Well, if you want it dry then you better start blowing!"

[@insaneillegalzombie]

Can't wait until you marry your tractor.

[@martenwulf]

I wouldn't be suprised if there already is a mod for this. But we need a mod so DF can marry himself.

[@Yental]

@@martenwulf it exist already and he made a video about it

[@cocoa8614]

Tractorfunny is there ship name

[@martenwulf]

@@Yental No I dodn't mean that. I mean the option for a person to literaly marry himself.

[@seunghoonhan1672]

and divorce it

[@9BlackBetty2]

Why shouldn't Demetrius be smiling? Now, his ex wife's sister is probably taking care of his...wood...business.

[@blairmillar9294]

Gingers top blondes though

[@AngryRJL]

His dark wood?

[@9BlackBetty2]

Heitonic his dark, hard wood, I presume

[@bucket3075]

His dark , short wood

[@ruzzel3638]

Dark wood with a white sap

[@MakoClover]

i feel like the mod maker should of had demetrius move in with Harvey or something instead; with how much Sebastian and Demetrius hate each other, i can't picture them living together without Robin around

[@rat-dog7357]

Yeah that makes sense. Considering the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up."

[@soupforfree]

oooh harvey! i like that idea...

[@calmbeast1329]

​@@rat-dog7357guess what? Most houses in the world are built by men and yet after divorce,men move out in the west..

[@headstrong4203]

@@calmbeast1329 video game bringing up some scars bud?

[@calmbeast1329]

@@headstrong4203 u got anything to counter me bud?😂 Or just speaking nonsense is what ur parents gave u as their legacy?🤣

[@halfprince]

DF:"How's the bachelor life going?" Demetrius:"How's the farming business going?" Oof, DF set himself up for a savage burn. xD Now we know who's getting divorced next episode in retaliation.

[@leaffen9616]

That was beautiful.

[@luridparadise3702]

This is at around 5:30; inspemt way too long trying to find when it happened, but it went over my head when I first watched the video 😂

[@Annie-qe2uu]

"I heard its parsnip season" "No its ginger season" A soul for a soul

[@lswan6389]

That was the worst burn

[@HolderofSalvation]

IT BEGINS. NO ONE IS SAFE ANYMORE. Kent better watch out cause his wife is probably next.

[@abidance6444]

Or Kent himself

[@leafmilj]

@@abidance6444 yEs

[@iansucladen1601]

Well, George's gonna get divorce too

[@neezoketchup5011]

Kang Kong this made me laugh so hard 😂

[@rizumikarunauta2126]

@@iansucladen1601 wtf george xd

[@Neonprettykitty]

"That's gotta be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, and I know Shane". "'The valley has a very vibrant and diverse ecosystem.' You're telling me, I married about half of it". DF's one liners are so great. ❤😂 Also omg Robin talked about Hatoful Boyfriend... 😂

[@soupforfree]

dont you dare offend shane!! >:(

[@bringmethatcoffee5235]

My first thought as well. Though I discarded the idea bc it's not pigeons dating each other, but a human girl dating pigeons. XD

[@brandongriffith2476]

Ive been waiting for this ever since my first day of this game. I told myself "im gonna marry that one" when I started. Then i learned of Demetrius. I made it my life mission to marry her...

[@emikotagahushi941]

Same! XD

[@salasy]

same. it was mostly because she was the first girl of the town you met and usually in games like this (harvest moon, rune factory ect) the first girl you meet is the easiest and most connected to the story bachelorette. also demetrius is kinda of a dick

[@Composer_Piggy]

Same

[@peytonjackson855]

It was the opposite for me tbh when I scrolled through my friend list and saw the one black guy I thought “yes he will be mine” only to find out he never would be

[@brandongriffith2476]

Reading the replies, all I can say is thank goodness for mods.

[@ellenbergman8477]

I'm disapointed. You didn't divorce the whole town at once.

[@d_rock1535]

I know

[@googleuser5735]

Same here

[@zombiesithblade1579]

He tried game broke lmao

[@connordarvall8482]

Reality forbade it last time.

[@googleuser5735]

Ellen Bergman very sad that the game broke.

[@LycorisNights26]

FINALLY!!! ruin jodi's marriage next

[@deltalord6969]

I dont think Jodi wants to be married tbh

[@dayalasingh5853]

It's already ruined.

[@NinjaTyler]

Delta lord of course she does just not to such an broken one

[@ephraimtimmerman4476]

@@deltalord6969 I can't tell if she hits on the player or is just really weird.

[@Karismir]

I'm dying for him to do Jodie... Pun intended

[@cara_melly]

4:40 Sebastian just teleports into the top right room, you know usual vampire stuff He then teleports back at 5:02

[@addywright6429]

Df edits it and cuts it because they just watch him walk away

[@scruffsnugg736]

@@addywright6429 stop defending the vampire

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

@@addywright6429 at 5:02 there ain’t any cut in the video, he just teleports

[@BeastlyDoote]

“I’m glad you and Sebastian are getting along. I wasn’t sure if he was okay with having another step parent” These words were said as DF prepared for the sacrifice of the very child she spoke of

[@Shezestriakis]

...why did mayor Lewis pronounce you "Husband and...well, Husband"??? Robin? Is there something we should know??

[@ZaganStoanes]

Only batman knows robin's secret

[@jessicaf1770]

@@ZaganStoanes kill me for the dumb joke

[@shadowlibrarian400]

Zagan Stoanes 😂🤣🤣

[@lambshepard6738]

Robin = confirmed transman and that’s ok.

[@allensmith1537]

Jessica Fergueson I guess you can say it’s, “The Killing Joke”

[@gaypanda5368]

Robin: "Are you sure you want to be with me? A single mom with 2 kids and 2 marriages under my belt?" Mumps: "Those are rookie numbers."

[@snippy1359]

Whos next? Krobus? Wait no forget i said that

[@jackel999]

if you can think of it, some modder probably has too. most likely after turning them into a humanoid monstergirl/boy

[@TheKaratejesus]

@@jackel999 slap anime tiddies on krobus

[@Arxielle]

I’ve been begging for this for DAYS

[@justinokraski3796]

please no not Krobus

[@John_Sturgeon]

@@justinokraski3796 yes krobus Slap those shadow cheeks

[@emikotagahushi941]

"It's ginger season." HAHAHA that cracked me up. And that ending lol. The very first time I played Stardew Valley, I immediately liked Robin and wanted to marry her but then I found out she had a husband and I was like, "oh............" But this mod is just sad. XD What a sad story, and they make Robin seem so depressing.

[@celvinardenwu5382]

Hey we all do one time when we play that we wanted to marry Robin but found out later that she isn't marriageable

[@LuckyOwI777]

I just stated playing, found out i couldn't marry Robin, and now I'm sad. lol

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Did anyone else see the vampire teleport?

[@mango143]

Do you mean during the argument between Sebastian and Robin

[@Inamichan]

Kirara Lala I saw that too!

[@nowanalt7804]

During all the scenes when a character would supposedly leave they would teleport to a different location on screen

[@exantiuse497]

It happens multiple times, in all the cutscenes where someone leaves the room. Idk if it's a bug or if the creator of the mod didn't know how to remove character sprites from cutscenes. I hope it's the former, because that looked really bad and making it like that intentionally wouldn't speak well about them

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Well duh. That's one of the powers you get as a vampire.

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

*there are some twisted minds behind the modding community.*

[@redbeardthepink4809]

Ooook so this is a mod. I thought so, but I was a little confused XD

[@celvinardenwu5382]

I mean there are the yandare jas and Vincent mod and boi oh boi, that thing twist like a sheat

[@DragoonBB]

I'm surprised it took this long.

[@Darksideofthestars]

They wish to please their master.

[@KingPin_1982]

I know

[@CheshireFatorum]

I'm a little bit disappointed. I was hoping for you to be a home wrecker. Instead, it seems the mod breaks up Robin's marriage all by itself.

[@michaelcosgrove6086]

Robin plays Hatoful Boyfriend. Probably a reference to both her name and how women are sometimes referred to as birds. Clever.

[@kaydwessie296]

If you have a daughter with her, name her Eileen She was the ginger carpenter in Harvest Moon, Tale of Two Towns

[@Arxielle]

K. Charrette you genius.

[@somone124]

I know I am 2 years late, but how great is tale of two towns!

[@moffrifle6557]

eileen...is my character name

[@DigiDestined13]

Wait, why is Sebastian still living with Demetrius? That's not even his biological father.

[@Xegethra]

Yeah they should move out together.

[@sandedra329]

I mean he's his former stepdad

[@tehdave192]

if you look really closely at 12:13, it looks like wheels has devil horns, coming from marnies sprite

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

If you look at wheels "Wheelchair dude" it looks like there are devil horns on his head, even though it's just Marnie's sprite.

[@tehdave192]

@@breadleymcthicc5444 lmao I didn't understand what he asked I'm so used to df calling him wheels

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

@@tehdave192 lol

[@pixxi_]

It Does!! 😂😂😂

[@zacharyestel9582]

thats because he does have devil horns

[@prefton3207]

After 6:07 I would love nothing more than to see DF play Hatoful Boyfriend for the commentary and the commentary alone

[@TheOsiasya]

Imagine his reaction to all the varied endings... it would be priceless!

[@always_mangle]

"First we need to cut a specific piece of wood..." "I'm.. nervous." CRACKED ME UP

[@winternova1225]

"Not as interested as your ex-wife is"

[@oivatank]

Mumps: “Hey Robin, have you seen Sebastian?” Robin: “Who’s Sebastian?”

[@mimmikyu2404]

So wait Demetrius left robin for her sister? And no one mentioned that once?

[@Adam-wo9ol]

I can't wait for the reveal the Mumps is actually an immortal, all-powerful eldritch being that toys with the lives of mortals for fun.

[@trout8279]

same

[@malachiteyesterday8659]

Hardly a reveal if its common knowledge

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Hahahaha Now he is taking down everyone in town!! No one is safe!!

[@sorkvild1473]

Well Krobus is still safe. For now...

[@cherubae1dw]

+Sorkvild and dwarth

[@dayalasingh5853]

Krobus still is

[@generalbacon7476]

not even the dog in the cage?

[@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR]

Let's see him marry Marnie

[@mrdanthesnowman]

I love this mod because I wanted to marry Robin the first time I turned the game on and then found out she was married. I almost turned the game off lol

[@rin_3501]

5:10 “You’re not moving in with us you’re staying in your basement.” Why are you so mean to Sebby?

[@charbomber110]

Looks like someone's using Robin as a self insert...

[@blubooo6150]

5:36 "No demetrius it's ginger season." I love that line.

[@alexsoares5739]

Knowing DF, the video should be called "Robin gets divorced twice!" XD

[@cheese4200]

Alex Soares 3 times.

[@thevirginwitch]

12:10 Mayor Lewis pronounces them “husband & husband” lol

[@leohawman5075]

Waiiiiit a minute Robin is a fan of dating sims involving pigeons. Never would I think that something related to Hatoful boyfriend would ever pop here. Even in that of a reference. And that is the power of mods

[@GmmBeast]

Am I the only one who wants him to marry Kent and Demetrius, and not just the wives?

[@j.j.225]

Hope Morrison-Demetrius is dreamy and sort of the perfect man, lol.

[@kentmulyadi1866]

Lol yeah, kinda sux that you cant marry them

[@GmmBeast]

@@j.j.225 He's such a sweetheart and so passionate about his research, how could you not love him?

[@adorabloodthirsty]

Hope Morrison you could not love him because you live for the sweet emo boi

[@loserme414]

@@adorabloodthirsty I feel slightly called out.

[@zombie_tamer]

"Ah! Mumps! How long have you been standing there?" "Long enough to see how flexible you are" It 100% be like this

[@bizzbell7246]

Instead of a pam joke I’m gonna way this: I do kinda wish that we could of seen more of The relationships in robins family. I do like the dialogue given that hints it but I did wish it was a little bit more. I do like the relationship between robin and Sebastian though. It feels real and relatable.

[@cass6082]

I know! Why does no one except Robin mention Sebastian at all? I know there’s a lot of drama and they’re not all the closest but Maru never even mentions the fact that she has a brother which I thought was pretty weird

[@xscode3052]

Well Robin and Demetrious had that "tomato" falling out so I guess that did it. It's the little things....

[@brucehartin2395]

BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY'RE

[@animallover6245]

Bruce Hartin I was waiting for someone to comment this!! I thought I was the only one who caught it!

[@puddingj9406]

YESSS

[@lyndsey8088]

NO FRIENDS OF MINE

[@GokuOffersYouAPotara]

"You're not moving in with us.You're staying in your basement" "Or i can make you a cage out in the field if you feel better, but i am not feeding you" Best lines ever!

[@ChoirCollective]

Glad robin got an upgrade!

[@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja]

Well she propably got the upgrade the same way your house gets it.

[@vincentvin2530]

Hmm.... Hammered.

[@beam1796]

*”Not as interested as your ex wife is”*

[@basilstorm9461]

“If your friends don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine” is officially the best part of this mod

[@DaSaintDemon]

You dont greet anyone now. I miss when you say "Hello everyone"

[@hadargavish1560]

And he is doing boring stuff and or doing the same thing again, he isn't posting good contact anymore 😶🤐

[@sammyog6274]

@@hadargavish1560 ah might have changed his number

[@connorrives7059]

Hey DF! Thanks for brighting my day! I've been waiting for you to post all day! Your humor makes my day!

[@skyeyeates1211]

Sebastian be like after DF marries robin: “Uh... my mother is dating someone... MY AGE”

[@nasamaru8885]

5:02 Sebastian downloaded a teleport mod.

[@1Dominic1]

2:06 "I appreciate the setup Robin but I can't make that joke." Me: I'll make it for ya then.

[@thiami576]

Seb isn't even Demetrius's son xD why didn't he leave with Robin? XD

[@Xegethra]

Yeah they should probably fix that. Have them both in Leah's place.

[@rat-dog7357]

That makes sense, but at the same time, the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up." And I guess in this mod Sebastian was upset with Robin. Though the whole situation with this mod is really weird.

[@Jennysweret]

I've been asking for this mod for so long.

[@andrest7353]

First reaction when he's standing in front of the shrine: Do it.

[@emilye7369]

The absolute apathy with which DF delivered the line "You're absolutely right, I love dating games" was the funniest thing

[@emilye7369]

Nevermind: "Wow way to throw her under the bus _right_ in front of the doctor - I'm really proud of myself"

[@plague8638]

4:43 I like how "going to his room" teleports him to the kitchen

[@iannovotne2038]

This is a start, now Jodi.

[@puddingj9406]

Wait no demetrius then Jodi

[@FruityCarnation]

“No, Demetrius, it’s *ginger* season..” lol

[@medizins]

as soon as i saw this mod posted i couldn't wait for you to post a video on it!!

[@ayatoshiuchiha9475]

"ever since the divorce she just cant get her mind out of the wood" BRUH MOMENT

[@shork1847]

omg 5:56 and the hatoful boyfriend reference. it's a sign, DF. You have to play it

[@464279953]

Ive been waiting so long for this marriage

[@scruffsnugg736]

"Don't worry the other Robin, you'll be the next one." So that's a f*cking lie.

[@viracocha9718]

I am surprised how much went into this mod. very well done

[@its_leeoh4509]

“There’s a saw wielding maniac loose around Stardew Valley” Me: *chuckles

[@Foxtrot230]

I love this so much right now. "Rookie numbers" he says

[@cylenalag]

11:08 "Haha, Third time's the charm, right?" This mod creator is a GENIUS. That made me chuckle.

[@briannacarmenita1698]

Just the holding of the prismatic shard at the end got me

[@Falinnfornerds]

"I have no time, Hailey." My friend who's name is Hailey and loves your videos: *WOT*

[@allisonsmith6693]

I like how sebastian legit teleports to the kitchen when he goes to his room xD vampire magic!

[@vampireluna5523]

I like how you guys were near the hill when you were in the house

[@golisopod7322]

the holding of the shard above the head... the howling wind... the abrupt cut... *10 chefs kisses*

[@ninjayukaria7251]

Please play Hatoful Boyfriend! It's what Robin referenced!!!!! 🐦❤♥

[@KingPin_1982]

omg

[@XxSkittlesxXPanda]

B l e s s this content.

[@acethedisgrace9263]

Happy 1 million!

[@j.jtilling1722]

So many rude puns in this video. Love it! Also loving the mod to marry the married NPCs. Been waiting for this a while now. 💛

[@StarfrogsR]

I love that you still call Hailey, Idiotstick XD

[@notis188]

she is!! i hate her so much :D i always give her the trash as a gift :D but she likes a garlic... thats supprise to me

[@greyshadow9498]

That means I am one step closer to ultimate MILFage: Caroline! She WILL be mine! (It's a green hair thing)

[@calicoham]

wut..

[@greyshadow9498]

@@calicoham Caroline is best girl. She's experienced, thicc, hot daughter, weenie husband, green hair. What more could you ask for!

[@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970]

@@greyshadow9498 You just said you want Caroline, then proceeded to call her daughter hot.

[@greyshadow9498]

@@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970 when Caroline goes to sleep after Jeopardy, or is out visiting the wizard (I mean at yoga class) there's always Abby 😉

[@power0887]

@@greyshadow9498 Honestly on my first time playing i thought you could marry anyone and i spent all spring trying to gift her ect XD

[@TankieBoi]

Just another normal day in Sebastion's life

[@xsn_6615]

4:40 sebastian was going to his room but i saw him in the corner lol he teleports😂

[@ShowToddSomeLove]

"If you ever want me to stain your furniture" Holy shit robin

[@izzy1221]

Robin doing the flower dance is hilarious in my mind.

[@LargeFriesChocoShake]

Your sarcasm gives me life

[@Drewdle_]

Keep up the great work DF

[@sittingbush]

*How can you not love setting one pigeon on a date with another?* DF: *Good idea*

[@em_the_zombie7436]

8:13 A bandaid And Harvey asks why he can’t make ends meet Sksk

[@justjordyn6729]

I got an ad for a divorce lawyer before this video started

[@BlackThorn010]

That slow zoom at the end was perfection

[@davewilliam1521]

I want to see mups marry wheels

[@Arxielle]

Now you need to marry Krobus!!! ASAP

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

FINALLY! For some reason, I've been really wanting this!

[@MsCherryKiss]

lol that ending :D you edit such awesome videos

[@Blackeyedsusans]

Last time I was this early to a video df was still married

[@lost167]

Now this is a mod I can see myself gettibg

[@UrMomsLeftMiddleToe]

Robin: "first we need to cut a certain piece of wood" *walks towards the carpenter shop* Me: RUN DEMETRIUS BEFORE SHE FINDS A SAW

[@easyhq4475]

You never fail to make me laiugh quality content