Making A Bridge That Doesn't Actually Connect in Poly Bridge

[@arjundilger7867]

Every time he adds a ramp into a bridge. Car: The bridge might go up, but I won’t.

[@nothankyou9484]

*Entire bridge breaks* DF: mmmm yes, less than optimal

[@monet5889]

Man's gonna get a job at Black Mesa no problem

[@bookreaderman6715]

@@monet5889 all the scientists: "I never thought I would see a resonance cascade, let alone create one" Df: "nope that doesn't work"

[@commentchannel6196]

Soon DF's bridges will just be levitating and still work!

[@Echinacae]

You obviously didn't play the entire game ( ;

[@jaykay1074]

Ciaran Hogenboom I cant even imagine him on those later levels with how he is winning most of these haha

[@cedrikw4972]

Jay Kay you guys are making me scared

[@chungo.]

@@cedrikw4972 trebuchet

[@cinnastag]

I'm going to be honest, hearing DF laugh is pure bliss and makes me super happy to hear that it exists

[@Soken50]

Watching you kill your way through concepts of civil engineering and "physics" is so entertaining, keep 'em coming chief !

[@chiufongchiu2728]

Normal bridge/draw bridge: We lift 2 sides up. DF: Yes I lift the whole thing up that's just my style. Me: Will gravity be happy or sad?

[@wiselychosenname2867]

Yes

[@slimefish5142]

1:36 he did it, he found every engineers secret

[@stambayheere1283]

These videos always make DF chuckle/giggle. Which is always a delight. I like to think his ideas are always far out there that if it works even he's surprised. Hahahaha.

[@schneeli8198]

I like that he is doing this kind of game. A game where he has to think and not grind till his coffee runs out. He can still fk around till it works when his ideas run out but you can see that he isnt a youtuber without a brain and that he puts at least some thought into it. That said: I thirst for MOAR!

[@FogToo]

9:25 I laughed so hard I woke up my neighbour. You can't make me laugh at night like this. But apart from that I love your videos.

[@benjaminanderson1014]

Hey DF, try turning off the grid when you need to make precise adjustments like smoothing out a road. It allows you to place joints anywhere and it makes things a lot easier

[@slain4ever]

Benjamin Anderson yeah was gonna say the same thing. Especially helpful for land bracing

[@FreeRangeDeggsOLD]

Red car is never a problem... *Flashbacks to last few episodes*

[@PsychOsmosis]

11:35 *The higher the triangles, the stronger they are. These compressed triangles are basically useless.*

[@espygaming5101]

this isnt totally true, there is a happy medium. If you go to higher then they become unstable unless anchored together. But in general. Yes. You are right.

[@wonk123]

“is this a bridge” *well yes but actually no*

[@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560]

Phoenix Koala?

[@hyperdeaththe3rd190]

The Funny Wonk ahh so we meet again

[@jaykay1074]

I like the one time use bridges. Haha who cares if the bridge broke as long as those two cars made it we can rebuild it next time someone uses it

[@lastnamefirstname5295]

Saw this in my recommended didn't click, lost it. I came back to see what was up and we'll see. I'm not disappointed, I like this guy.

[@exe-florr]

0:32 there was a part of the bridge that was flying.

[@typ-xq6jp]

It's a wooden crab bird

[@phitc4242]

are we going to ignore his username?

[@mel0dicHarp]

I was expecting to mildly enjoy your polybridge vids but they’re now may favorite thing

[@FreeRangeDeggsOLD]

DF: Triangles, thats my secret. Me: W-what about *COFFEE*

[@D.KlWA-aG]

LEGITIceYT death vader

[@codedoge5744]

coffee is for the weak

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

The coffee has been betrayed.

[@icpool5624]

The answer is *triangular coffee*

[@ruathr4381]

He Still made a pentagon

[@mikelezhnin8601]

14:45 I was like "no way this random ass rope would fix your janky bridge", and then it damn worked. I laughed my ass off.

[@Wiglol]

I was searching something and this popped up and I’m like well guess I’m doing this now

[@icpool5624]

Welcome

[@Maxisaspoonie]

thats how all of us felt

[@candiedskull9841]

Enjoy the order and chaos!

[@noahfan2719]

congrats, you’re one of us now. I was sucked in because of his animal crossing videos but now I’m addicted

[@박진희-l9y2g]

@@noahfan2719 ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[@Tyrian3k]

DF in Stardew Valley: Mumps DF in Poly Bridge: Bumps

[@Guy-py6go]

He can comprehend emotions now. You can sometimes hear a hint of happy in his voice.

[@feha92]

0:30 Look, a seagull!

[@ProjectDT88]

4:00 that bridge is amazing and I love it!

[@Shadow-ew7wv]

Would love too see DF play Kerbal Space Program

[@crabenjoyergoat]

Df just made a bridge that breaks apart so the other car can go to it's destination He definitely knows something that we don't

[@meddlinmegs]

I came to this channel for the SV content and stayed for the mesmerizing bridge building.

[@supimzazz]

Ngl DF's creativity amazes me and all his stupid ideas that actually work are always a joyful surprise.

[@claire7004]

Found DF from animal crossing videos...stayed for that signature DF chaotic energy

[@TheGrandexeno]

You both won't be disappointed.

[@Joll_e]

Bridge building company: "Hi, we will be the ones building the bridge!" Costumer: "Okay, who will be the person planning the bridge and building it?" Bridge building company: "..." Costumer: "Well, who is it..?" Bridge building company: "Just know that death may be involved.." Costumer: "It's DF isn't it." Bridge building company: "Yes."

[@astra3766]

Why the hell would there be customers for a bridge building company

[@louisdellalucca8969]

This is becoming my favorite series of his!

[@straw-hatsnivy5749]

DF: This will be a simple bridge All of us: COME ON! Dio Brando: USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS!

[@Leo-dj6sr]

the only good thing about quarantine is having lots of time to watch ur vids. Keep up the great work, man! :)

[@MichaelWang972]

This was one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I'm legit crying from laughing so hard.

[@CupCakeGirl1024]

Hiiii I love these videos plz keep doing them it makes me laugh

[@thatcherrycat1198]

DF: behold triangles The game: how? DF: more triangles

[@Maleknightsenjoyer]

He's showing more and more emotion lately. I'm worried.

[@Any_RandomFandom]

Same bud

[@helen_wenwen]

I know DF because of stardew valley and I wanted more DF content so I found this playthrough on this game that I used to play (and rage quitted 2 mins after), and it did not disappoint LOL I love the humor so much!

[@user-lh5xb2xc8l]

Engineers: i fear no man, but that thing... DF's bridge Engineers: *it scares me*

[@Suneyiu]

I love how he’s optimistic no matter what happens. 😙😙😙

[@merlinmagnus873]

"Mom, are we there yet?" "No sweetie, because DF built the bridge and my last name is not Duke."

[@RealIronyIsGood]

It's more fun watching you play this than it is playing it myself.

[@sample_sam9045]

Yay more poly bridge

[@TomatoGoZoom]

I love watching your videos purely because your voice is just so soothing. Helps me relax. =) Oh, and you're pretty decent at the game, too. lol

[@user-ic6zg9jw4e]

Best youtuber

[@grezamisoit]

Tu m'as tellement donné l'envie d'y jouer :-) Thank you very much for all your very nice videos !

[@MrScateboy]

Loving these poly bridge videos 👍

[@hawksleysmith565]

you can overlap a road and a piece of wood or metal. itll help reinforce it

[@Psyrok-ik1lc]

F for the bridges

[@tre14321]

DF you should really try Besiege, you get to build war machines to kill villagers. If you like Poly Bridge, you would probably like Besiege

[@phern8754]

Try Kerbal space program. I feel like you’ll enjoy it.

[@Soken50]

Oh My God no, an entire star system of aliens to screw around with and torture is far too much for our poor little hearts to handle :( [ DO IT !! >:D ]

[@truepenut8755]

I agree, it would be fun to to watch him build nukes for the mun

[@FreeRangeDeggsOLD]

Yes >:)

[@Tortle_owo]

0:33 Flying Wood

[@Abhiraj-zt2rq]

Idk but i just find your voice very calm and soothing than many youtubers 😌

[@williamunderhill427]

11:58 i love that South Park sound bite 😄

[@buder5116]

13:24 would be fun to hear him say im mister meeseek (look at me )

[@kuromikendall]

doctor: “you have 18 minutes and 39 seconds left to live” me:

[@cinnamonmarionberry4141]

Harvey better be joking

[@rock9154]

I'm under the impression that this joke could be made on literally any single video on youtube

[@WandererTheLost]

DF: How is it not touching? It's six inches away. Me: Well, it is 6 inches away...

[@dominicmanester8125]

This is what happens when you have no idea how bridges work but have amazing problem solving skills.

[@maxk1148]

Are you gonna do more animal crossing

[@Crazi12980]

YES PLEASE

[@ileahtheawesome6105]

This game reminds me of Fantastic Contraption. Especially when DF makes such janky builds. Thanks for the nostalgia and laughs!

[@evanandrew4174]

DFs reactions to his bridges failing are just absolutely gold

[@I_EAF_19882]

I actually bought poly bridge because of your video and it's a ton of fun.

[@mepandjad7456]

Very good video,please keep up the funny content :)

[@potatopcgameplays4947]

That's actually best company ever, It looks like they care about our safety :D

[@MichaelSmith-yy7qo]

This is the quarantine material I need to keep myself going.

[@ChefForte]

Df: Now, we're gonna need more triangles. Engineer: Huh...I guess I didn't need years at college after all. Df is now an engineer. 😂

[@OrchidAlloy]

You're actually good at this game. Source: I completed it myself

[@leafkelley8007]

5:50 is a mood

[@Justin-Pie]

If you ever want to try a counterweight again, know that Poly Bridge calculates weight from the joints not the actual length. So a wood of length 2 meters weighs the same as one of .1 meters. So a "ball" of short joints is the way to make a counterweight.

[@pure1243]

Hey DF like the rock foot for the bridge, you can use a piece of wood on the wall at an angle that holds it up.

[@Suneyiu]

I love how he sounds optimistic no matter what happens. 😙😙😙

[@flourfriend]

yesss i love watching you play this

[@thegarbagegamer6925]

His confidence followed by complete failure never fails to entertain

[@TheMelnTeam]

Another break in physics in this game is that the vehicles themselves are indestructible, so you can have them drop long distances onto rocks or whatever else isn't a building material and they will take it like a champ. This can let you use some odd solutions in some levels.

[@TheMilkDistributor]

i cant binge your videos anymore cause ive seen all of em ;+;

[@AfroNapoleon]

Squidward: hey sponge Bob where did you put the boats. Spongebob: did you check under the bridge Squidward: oh, 9:02

[@Zombro23]

BTW, you get recognition for completing the levels without having any object break. So if you plan to go for 100%, then get ready to do a lot of levels basically from scratch.

[@loane.c18]

love you

[@bravebooce2731]

SUSPENSION BRIDGE - Immediately builds normal wooden bridge

[@candiedskull9841]

15:42 Oh god, not bridge ballast! Not named, but it still exists! Phew, DF chose anchors instead...

[@professormason8834]

"I like using half of what I have" - a man who's often overbudget

[@antonvanoppen5958]

When you build a bridge, Destined to break

[@hannahherrmann4921]

*he just took the term single use to a whole new level*

[@faatihfattahillah4939]

I senses a lot of emotion in this video. That's illegal.

[@chiufongchiu2728]

DF needs to be a ramp builder for stunt movies.

[@TheCanadianGamingPenguin]

9:25 -- I lost it. X'D 15:23 -- the sound effect also made me lose it. :P

[@Lordodragonss]

They need to make briges from same material this car are! xD

[@tyraelpl]

Dunno who your editor is but he's great xD

[@MuteSpectre]

You should check out industrial petting! It's a game about tricking small adorable animals into loving you and then exploiting them for profit, which is just about as DF as you can get.

[@slavko5666]

I'm so early that DF might post Stardew Valey content again.

[@McRhixnna]

Slavko I actually forgot that’s why I subbed I’m-

[@trevinwolverine1904]

Hopefully a completionist farm 2.0 sometime soon

[@craftmoon-vas]

*just jump a little bit* looooool that killed me

[@mattevans4377]

This is the kind of person they hired at aperture science, or black mesa, lol.

[@redmusic3631]

Hey DF, I really enjoy your videos! You should try out a game called Hades ~ you can find it on steam ~ its a cool flashy roguelite game, I think you will have a fun time playing it!

[@candiedskull9841]

*DF is becoming increasingly human, run*

[@insanityplea5502]

I saw DF had another video out and thought "I should get some coffee." Then watched after getting coffee.

[@marconeyt6190]

What is the name of the sound at 11:57 ?

[@williamunderhill427]

9:26 i laughed. SO hard.

[@chasegravitt2930]

Have you ever went on a bridge that curvey

[@riverbed7257]

I have no go bridge that curvey

[@mrspiffy8587]

It's so weird to see DF thinking logically, or at all

[@MayhemsMagic86]

Btw the way how weight works is with joints and roads they are the only things that add weight