Testing 5 DIY Apocalypse Survival Weapons! *TERRIBLE TO AMAZING*

From noob to PRO!! We built 5 different DIY apocalypse weapons ranging from terrible to amazing!
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[@LillianRolfe]

Chris: we're becoming professionals. Jeff: we're not professional craftsmen here.

[@alexblackmann7035]

Watching this 3 years later and I was absolutely in tears when Rob hit Jeff in the tooth. Not sure why but that killed me 😂😂

[@edits_8kxD]

fr 😂😂

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

That hammer is pretty effective. Imagine connecting that to a zombie head. (or aggressive human)

[@charliethecreator5277]

True

[@Rich_succ]

Yes

[@thejanitor5671]

I mean hitting in the spine, knee caps or any other place that can immobilize a zombie would probably be better then the head

[@fakebobbyhill296]

As a machinist, I can say that this is not how a pro makes weapons in the zombie apocalypse.

[@MysterymanV]

You make zombie apacolypce weapons🤔

[@fakebobbyhill296]

@@MysterymanV Who doesn’t?

[@MysterymanV]

@@fakebobbyhill296 😅

[@ashleybarker9679]

Chris and Jeff: struggling to tighten the weapon Rob: having fun watching and clapping

[@xi2203]

5:51 Image that being your front door 🚪

[@metalsmith3234]

I like how they make actual weapons in their own style 1: it was sort of a whip 2: a wooden spear 3: a warhammer 4: a guan dao 5: a saw (not quite a weapon but who cares)

[@_Diabloo]

Bro Id just use a crossbow and a baseball bat

[@DK74_]

@@_Diabloo lol

[@ggman148]

I do this and I’m only8

[@zombasher]

I do this at 13

[@charliesgamingplace2371]

@@_Diabloo But where would you find a crossbow? Baseball bats could be achieved though. A practical weapon would be a decently strong handle with a knife or other sharp object at the end or something like a large hammer.

[@maddieh723]

Jeff: *has cold* * gets hit in mouth with second weapon 4:21 * * runs into door 10:22 * * steps on a nail 10:30 * *gets hurt using batchete 14:52 * Chris: *gets cut with the saw* 11:57 Rob: *perfectly fine*

[@maddieh723]

@jacksepticeye fan for? there are many

[@maddieh723]

@jacksepticeye fan fine lol

[@maddieh723]

@jacksepticeye fan done :)

[@tylerburley4336]

9:45 u got it on my pants😂

[@ComicHeroFilms]

What's up bro

[@loganrae9432]

Who else remembers 24 hours in a 2 story box fort

[@georgesingh2835]

Menot

[@antisepticeye3184]

Those were tbe days I was a youngin

[@tameral-zawahreh1835]

I do

[@taranscarbrough8481]

Good times

[@fortgod3171]

@@taranscarbrough8481 very good times

[@georgestaceya]

Them: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME Me: *draws blueprints for an apocalypse weapon* realizes they said that Me again: oh well if I die I die

[@kenhyun5852]

Bad

[@kimsmann317]

True

[@jessicabrehe2154]

Lol

[@hardcoregaming2705]

LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

[@kingconrad4577]

Jeff: says he is sick and runs into a door The entire comment section: stonks

[@parullmahaajan7601]

Oof

[@onjuh1151]

3:25 uuuuhhhhhhhhh what you been watch Jeffrey

[@Frostorm777]

My tradition of *always eating* while *watching* the Dangie Bros carries on!!

[@pinneapple_pete820]

Same

[@lisamacfarlane7402]

9:08 that really got me I don’t know why tho 😂

[@Jack-ks9mt]

Jeff: I fell sick Also Jeff: proceeds to hit a workbench with a machete

[@justalazycharmander6857]

Ghost Boost and proceeds to garb a brick and throw it at a door

[@finley3273]

When chris threw the stick at the house I'm thinking. I'm going to die of laughter if it breaks the window. 🤣 was disappointed that didn't happen.

[@adelaidaaquino599]

A Stick Can't Break Glass And It's Not Even Funny Okay And I Don't Want To Make a A Fight

[@aang2709]

@@adelaidaaquino599 it would have just been funny boomer.

[@finley3273]

@@adelaidaaquino599 lmao youre stupid and it shows. 🤣

[@lilzagri271]

B.B. first b. V be v. B.B. by v. B.B. v v

[@maggie6131]

Jeff; “I’m sick and don’t really feel good so I am going to let them do all the work” Also Jeff: *runs into a door* 🤣

[@calliewoodard3171]

Yeah Jeff you said you feel sick ;) Btw im sick :(

[@jerielyspadilla7907]

I tept in a nail to

[@owengould2605]

That was Rob

[@owengould2605]

JK

[@maggie6131]

Callie Woodard get well soon 😁

[@kyledavis4771]

I like how five minutes after Jeff said he was sick he was running around and being crazy like usual

[@katherinewhiddon9336]

Same

[@rykerriggs1148]

Same

[@ericstokes6280]

Same

[@margaret-annjohnstone1426]

Same

[@okeh577]

Same

[@supermariokyle6835]

3:25 I laughed way harder then I should have

[@lukepotters5971]

Jeff: Chris and Rob will be doing most of the work because I’m not feeling that well. Also Jeff: Runs into half broken door screaming, Oh Yeah!

[@publicme1608]

😂

[@sethmarshall7838]

Hi

[@cody9692]

I know

[@code066funkinbird3]

Cool aid

[@braydonandemma4165]

Jeff- I'm sick so I'm just gonna chill Jeff again- OH YEAHHH runs into a door

[@charlie__is__da__bawst8137]

Same true

[@Asmith-1111]

Same same true

[@gamingwithgrace]

Same same same same true

[@vesnabernjak-ord8674]

Same same same same same true

[@rok4750]

This is so most un prepared and unsafe video i have ever seen. I love it

[@piercehenry6114]

I don’t know why but I love seeing Reddolls die and I feel like a psychopath I used to play a game with my brother Max called zombie game that you kill zombies it’s basically like the apocalypse and you find your own weapon And you start the game

[@cookievr_shorts]

When Chris threw the stick at your house y'all should have edited in where the house crumbles into bricks haha

[@kaminipathak_]

14:42 Jeffri is an expert at breaking doors

[@janiiyaxo]

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m gonna chill Also Jeff: runs into door😂😭

[@alchemyc8309]

Lets hope he hasn't got the kung flu

[@darkninja0764]

"If it can slice through a watermelon it can slice through a zombie's skull" *something's wrong I can feel it*

[@destinytisby6858]

It’s just. A feeling i got.. like something’s about to happen but idk what

[@andreigloria5252]

Zombie skull is going to break because its rotten

[@jonathanfredriksson2438]

@@andreigloria5252 bone does not rot

[@snakegamer7731]

@@jonathanfredriksson2438 yeah they turn into oil

[@Brokendog-wt4ul]

@@snakegamer7731 after millions of years....

[@oniosmanbajrami2211]

When he said smash me DETRIORT SmAsH!!!

[@kiahnaskye5869]

Jeff: Im sick sooo im just gonna chill. Also jeff: ruins a dor with saws all even your face

[@Josh-jx9pc]

Jeff: im kinda sick so im gonna chill in this video Also jeff: RUGBY TACKLES DOOR WITH HIS BARE HAAANDS!!!!!!

[@cousinproductions4758]

ok?

[@kiahnaskye5869]

Haha i agree

[@Josh-jx9pc]

@@kiahnaskye5869 😃😃😃😃

[@alexaleblanc9758]

Jeff: I’m gonna just chill cause I’m sick. Later: starts knocking down the door!

[@joonasnaski9513]

I can only Imagine what he could smash if he was healthy

[@geethikas1533]

The ninja moves of jeff with that stick was sssssoooooo funny ..... It got so funny with that background sound........ I laughed my eyes 👀 out 😂🤣🤣😅😅😆🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂

[@Rogue_Pandaa]

Love Ur dangerous, probably life threatening videos! Keep it up !

[@kylaperry5979]

Jeff:I’m sick Starts hitting a piece of wood with a macheti

[@amberobrien8283]

It’s corona virus 🦠

[@xxalex4658]

Amber O’Brien shut UP

[@cousinproductions4758]

Bb Bbv don’t tell him to shut up

[@amberobrien8283]

Bb Bbv why what did I do/say

[@thegermancow7977]

machete 🤣

[@alexaleblanc9758]

I swear when the zombie apocalypse does start you guys are ready

[@theplaugeleader3007]

I love your guys videos! Keep it up!!

[@itsloran9884]

14:07 had me rolling Robert. 😂😂😂

[@AbrahamSnell]

1:17 me when I realized that my mom still counted my time when I was in the bathroom not playing Xbox

[@hammou1312]

Wtf?

[@mateorusso2010]

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m going to chill He helps with most of the weapons

[@21puma42]

Jeff : im sick Also Jeff : acting like a crazy person

[@_gh0st_693]

Lol i love how the news talked about a zombie apocalypse

[@aprilbedico9416]

Me too 😂😂

[@oliviarobinson1374]

Them: Sharpens stick with a KNIFE Me: You have a knife just use that

[@illbawsome2gaming519]

Right!😂😂

[@kiahnaskye5869]

Haha you are awesome

[@tameralzoor8921]

Yeah but that ruins the purpose of the video

[@Asmith-1111]

Ya beat me to it, dang it.

[@oliviarobinson1374]

Tamer Alzoor I was just saying it Bc I noticed it no hate

[@henrytian3208]

Jeff’s face at 10:52 is like “so I stepped on a nail for nothing and your not gonna give me the point for it what is wrong with you” 🤣🤣

[@vryerocker7867]

This feels like what a bunch of kids would actually do in the apocalypse

[@jonathanluhmann1090]

5:37 what my coach said to me when I went up to shoot free throws!

[@footballingfinn9450]

How to get a. ❤️ from Dangie Bros Include the word 'nub' Include 'have been here since cam and Jeff' Finally include 'love you're channel I watch it every day and you are my favourite KZbinrs' Have a nice day

[@proton5769]

But you didn’t get one

[@Atomicflea1208]

(●´ω｀●)

[@sukhsingh7099]

Coooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@eloiseflower7348]

Fock

[@justmehere_]

ironic

[@That_girly_from_Texas]

Imagine a real apocalypse irl dangie bros will be ready so maybe I need to get dangie as well

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

When you find yourself in the wild,the first thing you should get is a GOOD STICK. What for you ask? Well for poking For pole vaulting For keeping away aggressive animals (and people) For pushing Etc.

[@zara1379]

Jeff is acting like a maniac the entire video! Lol 😂

[@isaack8518]

Sounds like Jeff

[@Kb-ru9kt]

Isnt he always??

[@insshyroblox]

GUYS we have been gifted with the best gift of eternal life, ACCEPT it so you can go to heaven, to accept it fully follow Jesus, In Jesus name AMEN❤✝️

[@gamerguy7092]

They should’ve used the back side of saws all

[@hollyjolly7691]

Jeff is surprisingly energetic while sick

[@hollyjolly7691]

He just runs in the door

[@lincolnkoller760]

My ten year old brother started laughing seven minutes in and hasn't stopped.

[@natg3161]

At 4:03 when Jeff was swinging backwards on the zip line imagine if he fell into the pool!

[@izabelabyrne5806]

I thought that did happen and I missed it 😁👍

[@connereskbank2160]

I would die of laughter

[@prxmpt5391]

Jeff: Im sick so im gonna chill in this video Also Jeff: climbs a tree with pliers bigger than his torso and jumps on a trampoline waving a stick in the air like frickin king kong

[@paco714april]

🎉🎉

[@natekiss4719]

👎🏻

[@Lolo92984]

T

[@WingOfFire2255]

More like a tusken raider

[@Wooper10]

I have one question at 3:00 why use the sharpened stick when you have a knife right in ur hands

[@cat_jack1422]

That’s not a noob weapon

[@nightmarechains]

10:48 Prepares to survive zombie apocalypse - steps on a nail HAHAHAHAHAH :D

[@jerryvl7294]

4:33 Me: ohh he’s making a knife with a knife. Also Me: That’s illegal

[@SSnipxrPugYT]

its: Wait... THAt's Illegal

[@SkilledSwagger98]

Its JerryVL i used the knife to make the knife

[@jerryvl7294]

10k subscribers with no videos It can be whatever I want

[@stormweaver8134]

3:16 Jeff Killed Me Because I Laughed Too Hard

[@mogilney77]

Storm Weaver then how did u type this

[@stormweaver8134]

Uhm

[@youngling_slayer3000]

@@stormweaver8134 Does that mean you are a zombie now

[@yourcrazygirly3374]

OMG A GHOST IS WATCHING

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

You guys are pretty cool. Anyone who loves zombies is my kind of person.

[@ep12k34]

I have not watched you guys in years omg

[@amazingandrew4328]

I like how for the first, second and (maybe) third the tools used to make the weapons would have been better choices (gardening shears, knife and wrench respectively)

[@minecraftpro2074]

Honestly they could've just used the wrench as a weapon xD

[@niroshan2432]

😀😄🤣😘

[@mackt7789]

I’m a mature ten year old and I laughed about nipple on the pipe weopon

[@chaiachas3167]

Hahahha

[@jenniferhull1199]

Jeff: *touches blade* “OWW!” Me: bruh

[@GabrielLopez54497]

You mean chris

[@Buttons-yj3or]

It’s jeff

[@TDOGGisawsome]

I came here to say this

[@grumblemuffins4798]

Kool-Aid: man oh yeah Jeffrey: oh ow

[@pyxls8334]

"A better stick" looks like a pretzel tbh

[@gladiverse8243]

Jeff: I’m sick so I’m not going to do anything Also jeff: sprints into a door

[@lilcadozy8482]

I know right

[@stegosarusbones3123]

Aaaaaaaa

[@chainfuzion2149]

So ru

[@chainfuzion2149]

I mean tru

[@adamblackburn9236]

No he coolad man's it

[@unstopablgameing2655]

I really love how Jeff just went oh yeah white into the door

[@nubgoat6073]

Me too i liked were he went white in the door

[@haydenwrld7497]

Jeff:gets stick go caveman Me:

[@Titandenver]

3:25 i could NOT stop laughing at jefferys moan and throw XD

[@land417]

Me to

[@rubencito2010]

Ya

[@iamoriginal1]

Hi meeee👋

[@goose558]

1:09 me trying to pull my 17 yr old friend to the ground

[@arcticfox3106]

😂

[@liamzxcv]

Who are they

[@AJ-qu8cj]

Jeffrey at the start "im feeling kinda bad today so ima take it easy." When they try the weapons, Jeff be like " I will destroy you all!!"

[@jaybyronilagan6191]

Rob:*the judger* Chris:*sacrificed his finger* Jeff:*sicky boy*

[@aubreyaustin5689]

Jeff : I’m sick I don’t feel good. 2 minutes into the video he’s beating a block of wood with a knife and running threw a door 😂😂😂

[@wh1zp916]

Lol facts tho

[@liamzxcv]

True that

[@carbaileyboi7624]

Jeff: I am sick Me:you are breaking stuff

[@jonnycharbs1930]

Jeff in a bad mood damn 🤣 someone must hate having a 🥶

[@tuckerfrench4869]

Jeff: I'm kinda sick so I'm goin to chill this video *Murdurs door with his bear hands* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ib2299]

Tucker French but he didn't say that ???????

[@kingster2.070]

Lmao x999999999999

[@1lovemycats]

So god help me ikr

[@alishbaahmed]

Tucker French isn’t he just like his girlfriend? 😂

[@garfeltrealtbh]

*MURDURS* you mean murders Go back to school this year

[@JemJaming]

Dangie bros: “here’s a nice looking bat” Me: “oh nice” Dangie bros: “oh and here’s a cool nice machete that we are going to add.” Me: “oh.. it wouldn’t be dangie bros without something spiny on the weapon.”

[@ellieschlich3069]

Sooooooooo True😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Herobrine-tf2rj]

For the forth weapon, I figured out a really good name. Samurai Slugger!

[@Kainwellcodm]

3:25 Bro imma die of laughter

[@blue98stang]

I love being talked to like I'm a child with adhd. That's why I love KZbin

[@jaspermessenger6636]

Chris: your holding the wrench the wrong way ya dingas! chris holding the wrench the wrong way. Rob: dingas!

[@jeremymetcalf6276]

lol

[@gaminwithelmo8271]

I didn’t laugh when jeff said nibble I laughed when chris said stop touching the nibble

[@adampro6976]

?

[@jarrellvillarico4527]

wow i will make the 5 weapon

[@alexaleblanc9758]

?

[@ljdjdfj9400]

When did they say nibble they did say nippile

[@chez_bruger1197]

Tbh same tho

[@explodingcreeper6552]

Jeff u said don’t laugh five seconds later haha

[@conwaycutt3393]

6:32 I was confused why Jeff was building it

[@curtisbrownboi3710]

Your guy's channel is amazing. I have been watching since Cam and Jeff. Keep up the good work!

[@Davmustan]

Me too! 🙂

[@eaglesclaw1374]

Same

[@biliecombs5080]

Me to

[@3broshows891]

Same

[@Diver4life9313]

Me tooooooo

[@x.schlep]

Absolutely no safety precautions what so ever🤣😅

[@braydengalloway6012]

Jeff says he is sick. Later in the video he runs into a door 🚪

[@michael765j]

6:16 Jeff: "I'm Filled with rage"

[@southSNIPEDZ]

Yes, that's what he said.

[@michael765j]

@@southSNIPEDZ I know

[@southSNIPEDZ]

@@michael765j Why did you have to comment it then?

[@O.B.E.A.S.T.T.]

@@southSNIPEDZ for the *memes*

[@O.B.E.A.S.T.T.]

*Jk*

[@HERGBERG]

Jeff: I’m kinda sick so I’ll just be chillin this vid 2 minutes later goes Psycho on a door with a brick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rip_diorz]

Lol

[@liamforan7908]

Boring

[@sandwichguy5117]

Liam Foran gdgdgdggf

[@derekfisher6066]

THATS DANGIE FOR YOU GUYS.

[@ryanlawler9994]

I love how Jeff is just eating cheese it’s

[@wjatkinson71]

Ya

[@66atomlin]

It’s wut

[@printsthedog9110]

I remember when I was a kid my mom would go to the fridge and there would be a big teeth mark in the block of extra mature cheese bc I would take a bite from the block yea I was a weird kid

[@ianhanson631]

Chris-look at this nice slice of pineapple 😂😂😂

[@martymundy1848]

No

[@Abbiesgraveyard]

?

[@insshyroblox]

GUYS we have been gifted with the best gift of eternal life, ACCEPT it so you can go to heaven, to accept it fully follow Jesus, In Jesus name AMEN❤✝️

[@oomizoomi6148]

This is how much money these guys spend on doors

[@White_circle12]

Lots

[@cody9692]

To much

[@insshyroblox]

GUYS we have been gifted with the best gift of eternal life, ACCEPT it so you can go to heaven, to accept it fully follow Jesus, In Jesus name AMEN❤✝️

[@ricktrix5205]

Love how the Monkey wrenches you need to tighten the pipe are a better weapon than the pipe hammer

[@conorjamesR]

But the hammer is cooler you need a cool zomboi weapon

[@adenbarnhart1701]

Jeff: I feel sick Jeff: eah I'm fine

[@farahzafar2083]

Jeff when he goes to the Kool-Aid man try out Jeff: *bus through door saying oh yeah!*

[@hilarysmith314]

Zombie apocalypse: starts* everyone:to the dangie bros house

[@GxneArtz]

Ninja Jimbo what if u aren't in America

[@dun5462]

True

[@MrMetonicus]

No

[@sentinel519]

@@MrMetonicus we must find da wae

[@MrMetonicus]

@@sentinel519 no

[@BreezyBob.]

Best yt channel ever

[@reubentaylor7987]

Jeff is good at breaking the door frames

[@kristoffadrian4077]

No one: Literally no one: Robert: "Oh ano ano?" 8:56