HAND PICKED Levels That Are Worth Playing!!

[@SeenAGreatLight]

10:03 "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Chris, that was absolutely brilliant. Brilliant, I say! Haven't seen editing like that since you-know-when!

[@tnpir4002]

I'm waiting to see Chris pull out the "trolled!" sign and sound effect when DGR says to edit something out. #classic

[@Bobal27]

Best Edit with Reference, 2021: Chris, the Editor!

[@phosphorus4]

Finally used it!

[@siriusdarkblade]

I wanna thank Chris for the explanation of what was being discussed at the edit points. Thank you so much as those conversations get really random sometimes!

[@DubberRucks]

Yeah, they make me glad I'm not in chat if that's how random they get lol

[@izme1000]

DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything in my life." Me: "Sorry Amanda"

[@gamephreak03]

that was painful to watch

[@sol_in.victus]

I THOUGHT THE SAME LOL

[@Electromagnet9000]

Oh no...

[@SuperMattMan03]

I literally thought the exact same thing.

[@chanito321chanito6]

We have the same idea.

[@stevenzoeckler7728]

“Ok I don’t quite know, what I’m doing?” Best quote of the video!

[@alisiaale565]

*Me:* Does something stupid in front of mom. *Mom:* What are you doing there? *Me:*

[@DubberRucks]

This pretty much sums up the entirety of DGR's channel; specialising in dummying his way to the solution. 😆

[@Raziel1984]

Dave: "I never have been so sure in my life" Amanda from the Backround: "Oh, is that so?" ... to bad that did not happen XD

[@colsonrosa4127]

Chris I loved that 2001 Space Odyssey clip!

[@Avandra]

All of Chris's edits/inserts had me rolling. XD

[@loopingbricks899]

2:22 “what have we become..???” Sophisticated. You have become sophisticated lol.

[@CreatorofSecks]

10:07, it just occurred to me how well that fits. Good work, Chris!

[@bluntizard4481]

Mario probably would appreciate everyone using bidets...less paper he has to clean outta the pipes.

[@bz3086]

That's no problem because Mario lets microorganisms to do it for him 😄

[@bluntizard4481]

@@bz3086 until he kills all of them as Dr. Mario 😂

[@jdotoz]

Yeah, I'm sure he wants everyone to get rid of that pesky income stream for him.

[@lamenwatch1877]

Well... you certainly can't go to the store and buy a bidet for real cheap. On the other hand, I find my best bum-cleanings happen in the shower when I get in straight after taking a dump, so water is preferable if available.

[@TemphinFD]

Bidet probably costs less in the long run then the water bills and the paper bills

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

You can order a bidet attachment for your toilet for $30, and a great one with heated water for around $100. (The extra money is worth it).

[@musiccrow6828]

Daves funny and engaging play style - very good. Chris and his editing choices - priceless!

[@nokural]

DGR is the best. He deserves some kind of reward! :)

[@DubberRucks]

He's certainly the best at whiffing when it counts lol

[@wallywalrus2]

18:48 - "This is the one where Frodo uses his bloody hand to latch on to Sam and WIN THE LEVEL!" -- possibly the most inspiring words ever spoken.

[@GabrielusPrime]

No, the most inspiring words are, "When you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you EAT THAT HORSE! COME EAT THAT HORSE WITH ME!"

[@Merennulli]

Great edit on the "one-shot", Chris!

[@josh1216]

9:32 I don't think I've ever seen a more DGR moment than this one... 😂

[@tnpir4002]

A weenie, you say? There's a Freakazoid episode with Ricardo Montalban guest voicing, and his character reacted to that word about like this: "I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weenie!!!" What I wouldn't give to see you do an impersonation of that.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Hoo boy, that's a blast from the past! "Laugh with me, laugh with me!!"

[@tnpir4002]

@@SeenAGreatLight I'm amazed someone actually gets the reference!!! Thinking of how long ago that episode aired makes me realize just how old I am..."DON'T say the weenie-word...NO NO NO!!!" #goodtimes #tobeakidagain

[@SeenAGreatLight]

@@tnpir4002 I felt the same way when I saw your comment! Good memories. :)

[@alisiaale565]

5:40 - 5:46 I couldn't stop laughing!

[@TakeWalker]

Solid work, Chris, keep it up. :D

[@alisiaale565]

@@TakeWalker, yeah, I agree! :-D Keep it up, Chris! Keep it up!!!

[@BeugsTheLegend]

Bidet. All day. Every day. You’re missing out if you aren’t team bidet.

[@apureo5720]

DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything else in my life" His wife: *thinking back to their wedding* that's hurtful.

[@imagiFantasy]

😏😏

[@veggiet2009]

"Cuz Kiavik couldn't get past the icicle" inserts 2 dozen icicles..

[@rebel5218]

Dave: "What would you do if I one shot this?" Me: I would check to see if hell had frozen over lol.

[@kallmejello5793]

i recognized the beginning then just said it’s probably nothing and then i heard the sleepover story and i remembered i was here for this stream this stream was weeks ago!

[@danielcasas9244]

DGR singing all American rejects made my day!!!!

[@alexandermaloney3599]

That friends clip got me good hahaha nice one chris!

[@ayo0mni825]

Should do a series where the editor puts in clips of one shot Johnson’s and puts in 1 fake one and everyone has to figure out which one was the fake edited one shot Johnson 🤣

[@Kurachi84]

Chris is a professional, don't expect him to cut out the best parts.

[@MyJK86]

Haha! That HAL reference was perfect!

[@retronimus]

Honestly I have memorized every single song themes in smm2 because of watching these grand videos.

[@rowenagarcia6088]

It is now safe to say that the Best Ending in DGR videos is the last level being finished good! (According to what DGR wants)

[@chrisbean7823]

I want a ten minute complication of the most legendary noises Dave has made.

[@Lebon19]

2:16 2 ply, toilet paper from Costco; y'know Kirkland. Best bang for the buck toilet paper ever.

[@toastycakes5560]

the phoebe clip killed me lol. props to your editor

[@biancag.5282]

This "first" was for my children. We love your videos! Thank you for entertaining us in such a family friendly way. Keep it up! 👍🏼😊 Greetings from France

[@TheOfficialHattyHattington]

I live in Florida. Hi.

[@Fusiondude]

5:43 Awesome edit!

[@nicksanchez8294]

I got a bidet at the beginning of the pandemic and it is life changing. It is SOOO much better than using TP.

[@ahmadmohsen480]

finding good cheese just after being called a super weenie hot junior by chat is super amazing, say whatever you wanna say man. but you are a super hero ❤️ btw I know they were just joking around 😅

[@JordanICM]

Bidet is still on my bucket list of things to try.

[@domination1985]

Did anyone else about died when he died after the guaranteed right at the end

[@alisiaale565]

*Other crewmates:* Accuse me in a meeting. *Me:* 7:00

[@dane2080]

Love the phoebe meme there 😂❤

[@im2tweaked]

3-ply quilted Northern or 2 ply Charmin uktra soft

[@nibyafternight1983]

27:37 Luigi: "Yes I'm a Wiener" Even Luigi has more self awareness than DGR

[@josebeteta8283]

2:18 Personally, I think bidet is superior. Water cost doesn’t rise too much because it uses the clean water your toilet already accumulates on its own. Single-ply is better to flush than two-ply, obviously, because it will dissolve easier.

[@st3ff3n87]

A little bit of cheese? Well. That's the smallest sniff of the gouda ever. 😉😋

[@88Tyler]

Hello there, Love your channel, something that me and the kids watch and ALWAYS have a good time. I’m not sure if this is known, or perhaps on your channel somewhere and I just haven’t seen it…But, what does ‘DGR’ stand for? It’s something we’ve gone back and forth over quite a period of time, just making up fun guesses trying to make the other person laugh! But for real…It’s something I need to know after the 200th time saying your acronym! Haha Thank you in advance. PS: Keep making these awesome, wholesome videos… Especially in times like these, the world needs more people like you. Tyler.

[@jonathanclark5624]

I live in Japan and the majority of bathrooms have built in bidets and other features. I assure you that you still need multiple-ply after the car wash

[@janalawinterwing8589]

Not if you use a towel or the built in air dryer.

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@janalawinterwing8589 what kind of savage reuses a towel to dry their butt? It’s worth shelling out for a few squares of tp…

[@Imaproshaman7]

Nice. Those Chris edits were funny.

[@MediocreGames13]

*Fun Fact: Fun facts aren’t fun and usually aren’t even facts, including this one*

[@PorkChopVII]

Fun fact is a great caption to get noticed

[@alisiaale565]

*Fun fact:* Whenever you see a comment that has "Fun fact" in it, it's impossible to not read it full. Your brain just can't ignore it!

[@mickgorro]

1. 1:52: Curious topic. 2. 1:59: What was that rule? He who waits, dies? 3. 7:41: That timing tho. 4. 19:16: Prof. Oak?

[@intense2020]

In Germany almost everyone I know uses 3-ply toilet paper

[@KaylaRCreates]

Chris is savage LOL

[@casperdewith]

19:54 _Spill it, boy. Have the two of you been getting along all right?_

[@jake_1419]

There needs to be a T shirt that has the DGR Guarantee logo on it with the captions "I still believe" on it

[@alisiaale565]

23:52 Well, there goes One-Shot Johnson...

[@Seinteressavem]

Dude... Never saw DGR looking so stoned as on this video! He looks like a clean guy, but today... Hehehehe WTH, dude?!

[@IsaacComelli]

I almost feel bad for running the pill in Twitch that declared Dave "Super Weenie Hut Jr."...almost.

[@infinitenub7733]

10/10 thumbnail art

[@sammiecakie8973]

I hear him say that he stayed up for 28 hours and me just remembering that it’s 2 am

[@alisiaale565]

7:31 Is no one gonna talk about how that decoration with the mushroom platform inside the ground was unnecessary and out of place?

[@JLSXMK8]

22:21 The All-American Rejects - "Dirty Little Secret"

[@rhibran1165]

hats off to the best person on KZbin: Chris

[@jamesthibodeaux8277]

Bidet, 100%. Life changing, friends.

[@TemphinFD]

Friends?

[@RaccoonThunderMario_Official]

8:47 and this is why the DGR guarantee always fails …man it’s been a while since I said that

[@alexthecatwolf]

I love you and you made my day 15 seconds ago

[@SeenAGreatLight]

All those saws... the pinpoint platforming... I'm getting painful Hollow Knight flashbacks...

[@maxpowers7047]

Hand picked levels cool

[@goldenhog]

awesome levels!

[@patsfan10187]

The DGR guarantee, 60% of the time it works every time

[@alisiaale565]

"60% of the time it works everytime." That phrase makes no sense. Is it 60% of the time or everytime? It can't be both at once!

[@justinjordan7449]

Nice video I'd have to go 3-ply all the way

[@LocalMaple]

7:51 Who else wanted that meme to start playing?

[@alisiaale565]

Run!

[@totisbabygirl8477]

I think we all became people of your minions.

[@briangadd9824]

Wish I was Dave's editor, sounds like a good gig

[@hemarisam]

2:35 Mang WR!

[@earlnasty6635]

It's not a dgr Episode without a dgr death we got two dgr deaths in one lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@vginsprdsobepr9698]

Has Dave ever streamed a play through of the original Super Mario Bro’s (NES Graphics) as well as the Lost Levels? Mario Maker should include an option to make hammer bro’s as hard as they were originally as well as the Amiibo skins.

[@alisiaale565]

Yeah! They should also include invisible teleporters just like the ones in World 4-4, 7-4 and 8-4 in Super Mario Bros NES!

[@bbmuteman]

Bidets help cut down the amount of toilet paper. Our household still has two ply, but the bidet's water use is nothing compared to the cost of toilet paper nowadays.

[@Furetto126]

Bidet is used only when the toilet paper is not enough ;)

[@DemureDave]

I use both two-ply and bidet. All 3 of our bathrooms have a bidet. Who the heck would prefer one-ply?

[@phosphorus4]

Reminds me of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0 The briar idea was cool, but in the level it all breaks down…all the things got spiky at different levels, then in the subworld they all switch for no reason…then there's red stuff…… …I like how his hat fell off… HAHA 69YMM………

[@stephenkadle9220]

Wow official dgr guarantee, have not heard that since my old college days

[@joecwhitney21]

Bidet 10000%, have it on all 4 of my toilets and have a travel one as well.

[@rafaelebner96]

Here in Austria [Europe] you have to be in a REALLY bad shape money wise to even consider 2 sheet toilet paper. We only use 3 or 4 sheet. Bidet is in no ones homes here (in Italy tho there are bidets in literally every apartment.

[@nugboy420]

Scott is best for your money IMO lol and good with my septic system haha

[@jdotoz]

Haven't done the old back and forth since a few episodes ago I think.

[@YGamer8YT]

I would like to see you MAKE a level in Mario maker 2, dgr!

[@johnstewart225]

If you use single ply your name needs to be on a list

[@reapertsaku989]

2-ply or bidet And Chris is hilarious

[@markrobinson224]

I actually prefer to use a soapy rag and a sink. I use the tp to dry.

[@SPYRALQuikFix]

Bidet all the way!

[@hassanawdi3793]

Finally friends

[@atldesigns]

I have Crohns so two-ply.🤣

[@PorkChopVII]

As far as continuing the TP ply discussion. 10 ply

[@nugboy420]

Whole roll per wipe IMO for the severely messy

[@PorkChopVII]

@@nugboy420 attach the roll to a drill. may help ;)

[@nugboy420]

@@PorkChopVII lol depends on the direction. I aint risking getting drilled… if u catch my drift ;)

[@carlokyburz4803]

I think I've never seen a dgr guarantee was working^^

[@chrismoe558]

Quote of the day: I wish I could do it, but I don't want to 😂

[@harris7066]

Never underestimate good soft TP.

[@randomslomo1875]

Can we get a "Single ply, 2-ply, bidet?" T-shirt?

[@adamslater7486]

A DGR guaranty that was actually... nevermind

[@oceanbeans8546]

the go to is hands and sink

[@sammiecakie8973]

“DIAGON ALLY”