CLEARING 0.00% LEVELS...SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!

[@andrewhyun1846]

Mario dies Dgr either screams, laughs or his voice goes two octaves higher

[@andrewhyun1846]

@shubhashree sharma ya

[@DueNorthGaming]

Sometimes, all 3 at once

[@Kurachi84]

when he breaks, he walks away outside and we'll never know what he did there XD

[@DGR_Dave]

Holy rip...am I a sentient robot??

[@andrewhyun1846]

@@DGR_Dave hmm maybe

[@knownasthebundo7640]

23:08 It's so funny how Dave hits his leg and Mario is jumping just in that moment...seems like he was scared of it 😅😂

[@blgamey992]

"That bowser Jr. Has been playing WAY to much fortnite" -Dave 2019

[@treefiddy_Yugo-slay-via]

Nice

[@caysencatstevens1303]

LOL!!!!

[@artvilz]

no

[@fabi2.006]

@@artvilz your channel name is the best and i support u

[@artvilz]

@@fabi2.006 :D

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Dave: I'm clearing levels so you don't have to. Me: I don't own a switch nor this game.

[@Ploaper]

me2

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

I wonder how Dave's neighbors feel when he screams stuff like, "SMACK THAT AXE!!"

[@NetherEndMC]

He lives rural. His closest neighbours can’t hear him. Lol

[@NetherEndMC]

Maselek - Fail, I don’t think you understand the meaning of r/woooosh. But good try at trying to being relevant. Keep trying, you’ll get there one day. Maybe...

[@seasonsarecool]

Maselek r/woooosh definition: when someone doesn’t understand a joke

[@NetherEndMC]

Squirtle Plays doesn’t even have to be a joke. Simply when someone clearly misses the point of something.

[@graciebwae]

Oh, god... I nev err thought about that!!!!!

[@spaz4269]

Who else looked at the section at 11:35 and thought "Just go get the spring dude..." ?

[@AnimalDelos]

Exactly...

[@yellowboyplayz43]

Yea

[@Egryn]

Searched the comments to find this exact comment

[@DGR_Dave]

I wish I had thought of that 😂😂

[@Danel553]

I was raging at my screen, because of the spring thing, and that stupid donut!

[@Alpha7__]

That painful moment when you want to tell DGR he could have taken the spring from the goal area back to get the first spring he needed so he could have taken the first spring back to the goal area but it isn't twitch, so you can't

[@Stolkmen]

That second level was made by a Valley Girl. "The seasoning, like, is mayonnaise" That's what I heard when reading it.

[@SuperGoat527]

dgr: : "they can take our world record but they cant take our first clear" hackers: *hold my ones and zeros*

[@aquilyxus]

Change it to "Hold my 1s and 0s."

[@juckya9660]

No

[@SuperGoat527]

@@aquilyxus I changed it XD

[@kalkk5567]

*hold my binary*

[@MysticSlimes]

@@kalkk5567 non binary*

[@camro]

11:30 "It always feels good having a mush in the belly" What has KZbin come to

[@OKgamedev]

\_(‘-‘)_/

[@SuperSpectrumGaming111]

>.>

[@linktheordonianhero9098]

I absolutely LOVED the ones you did before SMM2 came out, your skill was amazing, and you've only gotten better. I'm proud of you

[@ElysianRollo]

Dave: This doughnut part is so hard! Everyone: USE THE FREAKING SPRING!!!!!

[@stefanwegi]

Or maybe just damage boost through?

[@mysticnb3991]

This is the same as me putting straws in my nose so the turtles don’t have to.

[@MarioFan587YT]

The search filter for levels is nice, But I really wish we could search for nighttime levels.

[@wariolandgoldpiramid]

The search by Theme is already something that only works half the time, as only the Main Area is accounted for.

[@MarioFan587YT]

That'd also be nice. Searching for nighttime and sub-areas would be really neat

[@forgottencarsuk]

5:08 "We got in, we got out" x3 What is Dave really taking about?

[@pessimisticpianist582]

😜

[@SuperTeddyBearBros]

Coming out from the little cave where the key was?

[@camro]

@Super TeddyBear Bros forget the context

[@qwertyuiopmnbvcxz4371]

Super TeddyBear Bros r/woooosh

[@fabi2.006]

He got in to get the key and got out to go foward... what else?

[@sworishina]

Btw, the mayonnaise one's description literally says, "The seasoning I like is mayonnaise". In Japanese, "I" is often omitted, and I think the creator made the mistake of assuming that was the same in English. Interestingly, though, he doesn't omit "I" ("watashi") in Japanese...

[@soupy9488]

And here we have a nerd (I’m not saying that as an insult)

[@sworishina]

@@soupy9488 I'm not a nerd, I'm a weeb, lol. This is what being a 3rd year Japanese student is for haha

[@PandaTK]

Really interesting

[@th3940]

Panda TK silence simp

[@monkeman6759]

DGR laughs every time he dies and its hilarious😂

[@saturnoilsomaro]

Not when he plays the most brutal troll levels, though.

[@monkeman6759]

Saturn Dog true true

[@ewan7746]

I laughed when my grampa killed himself too! Most fun experience in a while

[@Amber7H]

@@ewan7746 thanks for the reddit post

[@ewan7746]

Link me

[@moopy6446]

10:39 Uh, that's not a good sign...you just created a Carl Box around Mario

[@alba3651]

In this video he says - daddy -oh it feels so good - smack that axe 😂

[@Lunar1314_]

23:49 «That Bowser jr. has been playing too much Fortnite» -Dave 2019

[@pessimisticpianist582]

9:40 *He is speaking the language of God*

[@tonytonychopper6017]

9:40

[@danielle_6]

DGR: *Dies to a Troll* Also DGR: *Dies of laughter in real life*

[@mr.eeggbert1340]

Probably a coping mechanism from years of troll lev trauma

[@mustafabaybars381]

Trolls are funny i laugh too

[@Pr1est0fDoom]

Wholesome Dave

[@fabi2.006]

@@mustafabaybars381 yeah me too

[@fabi2.006]

Trolls are funny tho except when your at the very end and fall for one and have to start it all over. (if the course is long)

[@TurtleLover300]

This was so entertaining you should do more 0% clearrate levels!

[@Buapo]

3:08 "NooooOOOooo I keep jumping into the QUAGMIRE!"

[@jadepotate]

"The invisible block is the key to this level." So, we dont need the key to unlock the door?

[@graciebwae]

R/woooosh

[@thepyro6354]

@@graciebwae that is not how it works

[@pbnjsndwch]

@@graciebwae*you* got woooshed

[@Doomedrpgthecozygamer99]

I wonder if there’s a speed run puzzle with random music

[@musaalam7851]

"The plot get thicc" -Dave 2019

[@EnderElectrics]

nobody: DGR when he dies: 😂😂😂

[@pessimisticpianist582]

I've seen this joke too many times...

[@EnderElectrics]

@@pessimisticpianist582 lol i know right there's like 3 on this video alone

[@wariolandgoldpiramid]

Gotta keep that positive energy for KZbin algorithm

[@graciebwae]

He probably laughs, because he realized what his mistake was and he probably thinks it's funny. Dont judge it. Judge me.

[@razdahooman]

Me: *stays up till 1 am getting frustrated at 0% clear rate levels* Dave, the literal next morning: CLEARING 0% CLEAR RATE LEVELS SO U DONT HAVE TO Me: :(

[@M0nch_Cr0nch]

Every time he says “the plot thickens”: Me: you keep saying that, I don’t think it means what you think it means

[@TheSpaceKnights]

23:40 Someone needs to compile all his videos and combine every time the game just shuts him down almost instantly after he says something confident

[@rexon5218]

When you realize your in school watching DGR suffer. Holy R.I.P

[@sergeanthuman]

A troll where I laugh first and he laughs second 23:04

[@djmariuzzo7445]

23:34 DGR: "Mark my Words! This Level will have his first Clear in a second!" ...*in a second*... = Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Games-mr8rv]

3:10 DGR : nooo i keep jumping into the quagmire Quagmire : GiGGity

[@mikejosefson]

I'm starting to get the feeling that the DGR Guarantee might be a hoax....

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

“i keep jumping into the quagmire!!” will never not be the funniest dgr line

[@davidnewbon4385]

The first level was actually good. It deserves more likes and plays.

[@d.m.9304]

Yeah, just the invisible blocks kinda fucked everyone up

[@AaronCama]

Hey Dave I was bored 2 minutes before and when your video is appear I was so happy ! I love your videos !

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

3:10 giggity

[@ec_depths]

Goggity

[@friskdreemurr9531]

The plot is getting *thicc* the plot is *thiccening* - Dave 2019

[@DtechTheCyborg]

My new quote

[@trueblueflare]

Frisk Dreemurr. Nice name.

[@pyro226]

23:02 Always fun watching moments like this :D

[@archerrusksjejandjajw]

4:25 "THE PLOT THICKENS". My plot thickens

[@joshuawenninger6439]

And here I am thinking the only way to get first clears on courses is through the new courses tab. I feel dumb now! lul I still hope they add the bookmark site btw, seems fun

[@AndreLink91]

22:06 I don't know, Dave: maybe the creator completed the level by cheesing it...

[@TChapman500Gaming]

Random person: [smacks real axe on the sharp side] Doctor: "You'll need the DGR Surgery on that hand."

[@JooshReact]

Dave: Puttin' on the cheese hat! Wisconsinites: OuO

[@pants1403]

Still can't believe I missed you playing Elmo's number adventure

[@hannibalvaleurjaques8875]

Me: what about using the spring in the donut room. DGR: ......... thats 250 IQ much for me!

[@alisiaale565]

*5:10** When Dave went through the Thwomp, I couldn't stop laughing!* 😂

[@etopowertwon]

Who else screamed "Dave, bring the spring to Donut room" at their screen?

[@brett_soup9245]

Ah a Dave video, exactly what I need on a snowy and cold Monday

[@dremuyt]

By far one of the most entertaining youtube channels and I like that its family friendly so my son can watch it as well

[@Drako155Video]

I like this series. You should definitely do more episodes of "DGR clears hot garbage"

[@robinchrisb_]

This is fun! Dave, please do this more often.

[@Green_Axolotl]

the fact that he doen't rage very often when he dies improves the content a lot!

[@neast20]

If 3 months is extremely old that must make you ancient

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Well, he has been a day 1 SMM 2 player as well as a relic player of SMM 1.

[@masterghotihook5793]

That moment you realize this is the start of my favorite series from DGR...

[@Acroanidd]

Dave out here doing the lords work. Thank you sir for all you do!

[@QuietLionGaming]

I love it when you laugh when you die lol. Another hilarious video, my dude!

[@liam4995]

DGR: “Hello im DGR. I play uncleared levels so you dont have to.” Anyone who watches Nostalgia Critic will get that reference.

[@ceartas6528]

"Jumping into the quagmire!" GIGGITY. Also, DGR, don't steal all of them, fam. We viewers want to beat them too!

[@ScoutMelon]

3:09

[@duckingfuzz7847]

They need to add a troll tag to the smm2 search function, keep up the great work

[@fireboy2905]

DGR: you will never take my first clear Some asin dude: hold my beer

[@AnimalDelos]

OMG JUST BRING A SPRING INTO THE FIRST ROOM! ARRRGH! >.

[@GoniMineCraft]

Who knew that the only thing that could stress him out I'd Donuts with a spicing if boos

[@mothmug]

You remind of a kid that has every nitendo device and brags about it when ever your losing an arguement

[@eringriffin7778]

DGR: "If your not fast, you die!!!" Slow person: Uhhhhhhhhhh, so am I dead then?

[@splorticusss]

In the moving bumper section, he's making it look a lot harder than it's supposed to be.

[@DKCreo]

Love the 0% level videos. Sometimes there's beauty in their design, it's just that the creator never gets their just-do and not enough people get to play them. . . . And sometimes not. Ha ha. Entertaining nonetheless.

[@mercury7651]

That first level feels like getting over it all over again

[@kyrum1234]

Great video Dave, your videos are awesome, and thanks for doing the nearly impossible for us

[@oceanman7953]

Every week you should play the top 10 most popular levels.

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

What if it doesn't change?

[@leogrosso3318]

22:58 Did anyone just get triggered at Dave when he didn't go under the blocks to get the ending?

[@ScoutMelon]

You can't

[@ScoutMelon]

It's solid

[@kennysmith8665]

Nice Earthbound theme music at the end there DGR

[@goldfalcon2.076]

I love your videos and love supporting your channel. Especially the online multiplayer. Can u make more?

[@nolanmorgan7920]

You know you are a good KZbinr if your fans are giving you quotes before your video has been out for a day

[@AnthonyDinh]

*Mario dies.* 1st DGR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2nd DGR: LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3rd DGR: i’mma scream as loud as I can

[@walkingbrick4529]

Dave, it could've been worse of a start. Just be happy with what you got.

[@starpetalarts6668]

Someone seriously needs to go to Seasoning is Mayonnaise and tag it as Puzzle-Solving, that'd be why Dave having problems he didn't know going in he needed to bring his 200 IQ with him.

[@lunaticlurker2874]

New way to make DGR play your level, make it so hard no one beats it so he tries to :D

[@Remi-B-Goode]

9:05 cool man!

[@pointendertin8209]

Apparently rule number 1 has two rules... 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[@Aladato]

So this is pretty much the Janitor Series, clearing the garbage so others don't have to. Luckily you can always find some gems... but not today lol

[@acoo7963]

Dgr: complete level Everyone: 1000 and 1 way to complete this level much easier

[@fabi2.006]

Also THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH for adding the codes to these levels!!

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

They are also on screen. Shouldn't be that hard to see them unless you are watching on a 10 inch tv.

[@BigHuskerdustFan]

Isn't their a DGR garentee in almsot every video?

[@christophercoates9]

Shocked P-Daddy didn't sniff out and smell that P-ee waaay earlier

[@theholysaint7513]

Who realized a 8:13 you could skip half thw level because you can get the key activate the kaizo block and your on your way

[@TomMcCrack]

The one-ways make it so you can't go back after grabbing the first key.

[@wariolandgoldpiramid]

You cant easily get back to the Key Door.

[@theholysaint7513]

Oh scrap its the lvl is smarter than me

[@DearMink_X]

3:10, giggity- giggity goo

[@andrewduncan8398]

First time he said “are you serious” made my Siri go off, thanks bud.

[@Robcer724]

Dave not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve

[@BrawlLegendLink]

Don't even need the Hidden Block. Jump out of the shell below where you need to go, jump into another shell, bounce off the first ditched shell, profit.

[@JV-fo4uo]

One day Dave will trick us by saying he completed a 0% clear level but it's because he created the level.

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

I don't think you can get first clear or world record on your own level.

[@taylorjohnson1456]

That first level was made very well props to them

[@dolph1154]

Dave- Hello my friend- Me- VS FOE!!!!!

[@tasnrob]

Yeah bro! We need more Friend vs Foe videos! I hope he'll see this! :-D

[@whiplash1915]

I still don’t have my French toast

[@JJvideoman]

Not great levels? These seemed really different and fun lol seriously the shell and spring level was cute. I liked it

[@arkaith]

FYI -- I have a day 3 made course (June 30th) that is still uncleared. They just don't get a lot of traffic to even have a chance to be cleared. Only 24 different people even attempted that guy's level before you :P

[@walkingbrick4529]

0:14 Oh Dave looks so silly in the top one. 😌😌 Good vid tho.