I Need To Publicly Apologize... // UNCLEARED (0.00%) LEVELS

[@Fusiondude]

I wonder if he ever realized that someone did snipe his first clear on the second level, as he was worried about it happening

[@tristanclark7086]

He did get the first clear.

[@rileysoflesbian1471]

@@tristanclark7086 no as it said world record not first clear which means it's already been beaten by someone else

[@tristanclark7086]

@@rileysoflesbian1471 yes, because he had already cleared it. He was just going for speed, which is why he commented on the time.

[@rileysoflesbian1471]

@@tristanclark7086 that was a comment about how there was no checkpoint??? I'm sorry he literally played through the level once

[@abilshey9940]

@@tristanclark7086 Just checked on the level and he didn't get the First Clear, someone called CSM did

[@crruptedoctoling3887]

7:37 why does he not notice he didn't get the first clear?

[@esam7461]

I came to comments section for this lol

[@mrnboden]

That’s what I thought too because it said “world record” not “first clear”

[@Shadistar]

Dave: my biggest fear is someone is gonna snipe this first clear on me, i'll beat the level....and i'll find out that someone got the first clear. Me: thats weird, it said 0.00%, so how did someone complete the level already? Maybe they played it at the same time as dave, idk, but hey, he got wr

[@tristanclark7086]

Because he played it multiple times because he liked it so much. That's why he commented on the time.

[@temporaryeternal]

The likes are perfect 66 execute order 66 never mind they changed oof

[@jamesmcdavid1673]

7:02 I knew I should have made sure my DGR Guarantee had a money-back guarantee!

[@benjaminvargas2419]

Hey Dave! I might have a decent contender for the TROLLED series! If you're in the mood for some short, yet devious troll levels, here's one for you to try out! *Smol Trols 9: The Fungeon* (WJL-N46-7HF) Before you ask, yes there are 8 different installments before this one, but I think it's the best one lol. Hope you enjoy!!!

[@latry4361]

Do you know the other codes?

[@ramroller]

Hope you get him to see this!

[@grffnmstr7765]

Ima play it and tell you how i feel😜

[@grffnmstr7765]

AWESOME LEVEL! THAT FINAL TROLL WAS AMAZING! DAVE SHOULD DEFINITELY PLAY THIS!!

[@Kylin_Phoenix_Vartilo]

I'm genuinely curious how requests even get popular. Can someone tell me the secret?

[@Southernguy41]

“I’ve never been happier...” *gets eaten by a puffer fish and bursts out laughing* 😂

[@skmgeek]

Josh Moffitt 101 likes! Good job, bro!

[@skmgeek]

+1 subscriber

[@ramroller]

Josh Moffitt Well, if he wasn't for real, at least he turned happy for real, so it's technically true..?

[@nikiliscanada3321]

You literally just quoted something he said, where is the joke?

[@Southernguy41]

Arkham Walmart No joke. I thought what he said was funny and I quoted it.

[@AliKandirr]

8:13 Level name: Mario & Link tag team adventure *Plays as Luigi* The disrespect Edit: The redemption

[@temporaryeternal]

First

[@TheFranciscoFm]

How is him playing as Luigi???

[@System-ru5yt]

@@TheFranciscoFm he used hacks

[@thehorrormantis8894]

@@System-ru5yt No you can change who you play as in the settings.

[@_smugmaster_4553]

@@thehorrormantis8894 Bruh.

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

Dgr be like: if your level was uploaded after the update it *MUST* have the new stuff in it

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Dave: I'm sorry. Canadian: No, I'm sorry.

[@riolu6662]

Real Canadian: No i surry

[@Dan-pi6dx]

i cu everywhere

[@superbelo]

Eh! No it's all good der Bud! Sorry bout day eh. How bout we go get some Tim's then head out for a rip?

[@loganfedoroshyn430]

Jbelo55 Funny but we don’t sound like that, we do say eh though

[@superbelo]

@@loganfedoroshyn430 more out east people can sound like, im from Canada myself. And honestly people don't say eh anywhere near as much as we used to

[@strangeanimations2518]

You actually have to sigh at the beginning of an apology video smh

[@sujithnair2784]

So meta. 👌

[@HaultRxst]

Beta*

[@Furlfoot5]

@@HaultRxst no u

[@Emile.gorgonZola]

and fake sob

[@jesx]

*edited*

[@michael_littler]

Dave: here's that good ol dgr guarantee. Also Dave: *immediately misses the next jump*

[@JesusInder]

When I have test Me: Ok, Brain. This is a very important test, so don't joke yet. My Brain: How often will DGR change his "DGR Guarantee" Logo?

[@tiffanykun8144]

You have a DGR guarantee that the answer is 'perhaps'

[@kristyn5672]

I watched a couple of your 0% comp runs or troll runs and really enjoyed them! So I subscribed on this one! Can't wait to see more! You're so enjoyable watch cause you're so funny and emotional without being over the top and yelling to get reactions!

[@ItsViiiiiiii]

7:37 DGR's biggest fear came true

[@louishoxter6699]

Just got to say. Never played MM1. But fell in love with the concept watching your videos while working, so when MM2 came out I got it for my 7 year old son and hoped he'd love it. A few months later, he is telling me all about troll levels that people make for "this awesome guy on KZbin" and how he wants to make a troll level for him too. "Are.... Are you watching DGR?" "HOWDOYOUKNOWHISNAME?!" Thanks for the moment of making me seem super cool to my kiddo, and all of the quality entertainment.

[@Endermax3852]

On the level "Spinning out of control" someone actually stole is first clear.

[@matthewg9356]

DGR isn’t the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we *need*

[@nobody-gf6ub]

🤰

[@kakashi-1357]

Amen 😂

[@tristanhoffman6974]

“From your dear old uncle DGR“ Me: Wishes Dave was actually my uncle. That would make family get togethers WAY more fun.

[@ramroller]

6:29 Dave, 2019: "My biggest fear is someone's gonna snipe this first clear on me." *finishes level* Nintendo, same day: "World Record!" Dave: *doesn't notice* Me, when watched it occur: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@ramroller]

Matthew Martin Maybe, maybe not... We'll never know...

[@geekey3441]

What are you apologizing about? *the fact that you said December 12th instead of 9th?* 😂 1:01

[@A_Pro_Fuze]

It’s cuz of the stupid imperial system

[@darvar911]

I know right

[@c45p3rj0n35]

It's actually Sept 12. Japan inverts their month and date

[@ottoneiii4353]

@@c45p3rj0n35 it is basically used everywhere

[@sandeequigleyshapiro7703]

16:43 “Fitting it right in the hole.” - Dgr Dave, 2019

[@kidMRtGamesOFFICIAL]

Just a message for Dave: I will be getting a Switch with SMM2 very soon, hopefully, and I cannot wait to make some levels for you to try! Even for you guys in the comments!

[@crowmigration8245]

"We will beat the level this attempt" *2 seconds pass* "D'OOOHHHHHH!"

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

"Taste my sword!" -DGR Dave 19:41

[@nswitch5251]

Dave. My only fear is for someone to snipe the first clear from me 6:29 Other guy. Hehehe 7:47

[@bradyp8868]

Dave: Little bomb excavation never hurt anybody Me:Tell that to the Chinese.

[@michalnemecek3575]

3:04 "I've never been more happy to" *gets eaten by a fish* XD

[@ChristopherMoom]

What if Dave's apology started with: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement..."

[@eminemfanforlife1114]

lol

[@QuackVX]

Ok

[@erikburzinski8248]

You mean like the genocide run chara.

[@notmakingactualvidsanymore6289]

GET AWAY FROM ME STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU ARE ACTUALLY WEIRD WTF

[@leebrandon3842]

u got bruce lee quotes, muhammed ali quotes, and u got my favorite quote of all..."check point city, what a beautiful city, that check point city is"...lol...also "red bullets at night, sailors delight"...you and ryukahr are the only smm videos i watch. good stuff man. so funny.

[@bossbrickle1531]

The official DGR Dave guarantee does not seem to be guaranteed... Lol.

[@caleblang9223]

I haven’t heard something so Unoriginal since my college days

[@daredevilofficial4100]

1:53 DGR: “We’re still alive and we’re barely breathin’!” Me: “But Luigi isn’t breathing!”

[@sillyface6950]

1:53 ?

[@daredevilofficial4100]

silly face Oops! Updated it. ;)

[@JJJSmit9026]

“Get those comments out of here” -DGR 2019

[@plaguerng585]

That Kobe hit hard

[@giovanni9497]

3:05 only DGR Dave will get vored by a fish just aftet achieving checkpoint city

[@Lilycade]

when you die to a level on endless, make something like "DGR" (Daves Gruelling Revenge)

[@CaveMiner]

Thank you for finally using Luigi! I asked a few times if you could use someone other than Mario every now and then to change it up, and you did.

[@superstache7173]

16:32 Well, to be fair, you DID hit the P-Switch...

[@VincentJohnson107]

11:01 Legendary speech. Just a brilliant amount of touching, heartfelt messages that will surely change thousands of lives. May we all learn to be as succulent as Dave in the sense of representation.

[@walkingbrick4529]

6:42 Stop... Stop... STOP. DON'T DO IT DAVE! Calm down, we can work this out. Just put the garuntee down. It doesn't have to come to this. There we go, lay it down gently.

[@RaffiAiden]

Dave is so underrated... I really think for all the work and humor he puts into his videos should have alot more subscribers.. keep uploading Dave!

[@daveherz998]

I had first clear on Spinning Out of Control! Alex1221 must have pulled it down and re uploaded it, because now it not only doesn't show that I cleared it, it says I never played it at all. Great creator though! He's got a few super fun levels!

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

"50% of the time it works every time." I knew I smelled a panther somewhere.

[@knownasthebundo7640]

Nice "Angels with filthy souls"-reference there @ 14:21 😁

[@jjarven]

I get laugh of DGR guarantees - it seems within 5 sec of this guarantee, Mario dies :--D

[@samsimington5563]

Dave: I didn't see that I pulled out a bomb! Dx Me: How the heck do you NOT see something like that where it's literally in perfect enough view to make it completely obvious???? 🤨🤨🤨

[@Slirp07]

DGR: it’s that time... me: maybe next time

[@supersemo4159]

you know that the video is old when there's a 1 day left for ninji speedrun

[@JustAK1rb0]

When people rage: Normal people: 😠 Dgr: 😂

[@happygamer352]

The Superstar Channel So TRUUE!!!😂😂😂

[@lisalanik2526]

It helps you prevent being angry.

[@lamenwatch1877]

That's what I love about DGR. Laughter is a much healthier way to deal with rage.

[@estebanfernandez2024]

Dave: I didn’t even see that I pulled out a bomb me at home: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@GameJam230]

A kirby powerup could be an excuse to basically re-add the shell power-up... he could essentially just absorb koopa troopas XD

[@Dean-ib9uh]

love how u say dgr gaurentee then dun dun dun something happens to make it not happen makes me smile

[@justingillespie8790]

4:30 best Christmas present ever

[@mirrorocean]

The my old college days joke here is becoming eerily reminiscent of the college girlfriend joke from CinemaSins/MusicVideoSins, and I’m not upset about it

[@AmyTheMeower]

19:33 when your friend asks if you told your crush how you feel

[@JJvideoman]

"fittin' it right in the hole!" *Dave's wife has entered the chat*

[@bossbrickle1531]

Dude, come on. Nobody needs that.

[@Bacher108]

Dude when you pulled out a bomb and didn't know i was laughing so hard. So good.

[@JoelTheParrot]

8:38 SMB1 - Link (REALLY!?) SMB3 - Kirby (He can't copy, but he works like Yoshi where he can spit out elements) SMW - Samus (Amongst a lot of gizmos, the spin attack can become the screw attack) NSMBU - Sonic (Famous for speedruns, can do a normal jump like Mario would typically and have access to an airdash/homing attack instead of a twirl, and the spin jump on the ground is the classic Sonic jump.) SM3DW - Smash Ball Powerup (Gives any character the moveset that Mario has in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate with some liberties to simplify things, like the Smash Kirby transformation)

[@bhull242]

6:48 Y’know, every time you give the DGR guarantee, I always expect you to die stupidly. You almost never disappoint.

[@maxwheel5445]

Dave’s face when he realizes technically all levels have been cleared bu the creator.

[@King_Dub_Dub]

"I get to prove to the world again what a crack shot I am!" *Nails P-switch first try while kamikaze-ing into pit* That feels like my life right now.

[@chrismk4690]

Love how he says Merry Christmas @ 4:20 LOL

[@Waverider98033]

Dave, it doesn’t matter whether you’re a good player or not. Your videos are always fun and entertaining. No other KZbinr can consistently lighten my day quite like you do. Please keep up the good content! Have an early Merry Christmas🎄, and may good fortune find you and your family! Cheers~

[@BlasterPA]

RIP Kobe...16:42

[@MrSadflkja]

We need a compilation of every DGR guarantee that was given this year and the result.

[@axellea5671]

Upon seeing the underwater section in the first level. Me: master and commander 2.0 is that you?

[@Wooninite]

The first section of that underwater level reminded me of some of the DKC underwater levels back on the SNES

[@Genesis-qq9xb]

They should do a super mario bros style only for donkey Kong where you throw barrels and have a new item oil cans he can use and if he presses ^ and x at the same time he hits the ground and stuns enemies but it has a cool down. The should also do an extra background style where when you beat the level you enter donkey kongs home. Maybe a new item like a banana to speed you up when you touch it for a few seconds

[@alexkuhn5188]

That maze is extremely... FISHY! I’m not sorry.

[@AustinNRD]

“Ya gotta pound the off switch onto the on switch... haven’t done that since my old college days**Cough** ANYWAY!” DGR - 2019

[@SparkShark101]

Am I the only one who found it funny when he got eaten by a Pufferfish after he said "I've never been happier" ? 😂😂😂😂

[@critterfriendly9055]

Puffer fish got the munchies! Thanks for the hearty giggles Dave!

[@jaybowden6584]

Hi DGR I have Emotional Behavior Disorder and every time I feel really sad I just watch one of your troll videos. Keep up the good work😁

[@joeljrvanier4457]

I subscribed right after laughing out loud at that public apology

[@nani2471]

I fear no man... But that thing (Insert Big Fish boi)... It scares me... ;C

[@HyperGlaceon]

Dave: WERE STILL ALIVE BUT WERE BARELY BREATHING! Me: I’ve had enough

[@kakashi-1357]

I dont have a nintendo switch but your the reason that i want one you. Show so many different kinds of levels good or bad your awesome keep it up

[@nosarcasm1]

Hi Dave, i watched your videos now maybe 3-4 months and I have to say: Sorry Dave, DGR guaranty 50% never ever. Maybe 5%? But it's absolutely funny to watch you gaming. Thanks for that!

[@BichaelStevens]

I'll coin a new term - DGRisms "Those moments you brainfart into the next dimension surpassing DarkSydePhil in ineptitude"

[@Meriluslff1989]

DGR: taste my sword My dirty mind: thats what he said

[@keithzhengzhaokhong2782]

3:05 Dave: Ive never been more happy to Fish: Nom Dave: ..... *laughs* combine the two Ive never been more happy to be eaten

[@keithzhengzhaokhong2782]

you spoke to soon !

[@georgeducady2351]

I love the new update with link...great job Dave! See you next video! 👍🏼

[@BackseatGorilla]

More amazing courses Dave. Thank you!

[@sabalschuster2909]

How dare you underestimate the power of Luigi!

[@cupofjoe4642]

10:08 DGR is 100 times better than me at Mario maker, but it makes me feel better when he does this kind of thing too:P

[@h-man1371]

Dave looked like he needed to go play some Link's Crossbow Training for a second there.

[@Remi-B-Goode]

1:20 haha ur shirt got exactly the same color as the level; thanks for cool vid

[@jillkaplan33]

If DGR was garnet DGR:Stevvonie, you are a CITY

[@looveofficial]

Uncle DGR, “merry Christmas” LMAO

[@EmilyGamerGirl]

First level: 'pukupuku no iru umi', or (approx) 'the sea of cheep-cheeps' (lit "cheep-cheeps exist sea")

[@TheAileZX2]

Like you said before. Luigi takes the backseat, but that doesn't matter. xD

[@wayneseely8769]

You can take my world record, but you can’t take my first clear! He secretly notices that he didn’t get the first clear Heck let’s just leave that in the video

[@kwisowofer9872]

3:28 Dave being everyone-should-include-a-new-item-in-every-newer-level-ist.

[@davidt5347]

“Dang flab it” -DGR 2019

[@Galagas1011]

I didn't expect you to play onett music. Thank you!

[@dlngpopsicle9551]

6:52 -> When Amanda is right about the DGR Guarantee. It never works!

[@stuflames4769]

This is the marriage material of apology videos. I'm a picky subscriber. Subscribed.

[@davispfister4090]

DGR be like, TASTE MY SWORD BOOM BOOM!!! 18:19

[@hpduro1630]

DGR-That’s your Christmas present from you Uncle DGR Fearsome Fire-Shoot.

[@davidt5347]

“Bro my gosh” -DGR 2019

[@Meriluslff1989]

DGR: *tries to keep his channel rated G* Also DGR: fitting it right in the hole My dirty mind: thats what she said

[@chrisholmes1355]

Credit where credit is due, that Zelda level was brutal and I couldn’t have done it