Internet Support Group 8

[@stressedandinneedofrest3826]

little did Daniel know, he was about to spray deodorant in his eye.

[@maximiliandavies-haywood9953]

Nemi Alger ikr

[@phanicatthetwentynecrybaby3201]

Nemi Alger he was probably half drunk aswell

[@GagaBoy1346]

HELLO PHAM

[@rameeshaehtesham1888]

OMG YEESSSS

[@realsuperdark]

Nemi Alger Nice

[@biggar8983]

little did dan know he would go blind in a few hours

[@jordynhardy3725]

lmao fr

[@cesca6504]

Omg😂

[@lapillity]

more like a few minutes lol

[@gabbydoodle1]

XD #RipDan&HisEye

[@naturallykth8526]

poor dan 😂

[@woolfieminecraft9605]

"I'm going to eat some bread, and maybe throw up" how about catch a plane?

[@ravend9698]

deotrent

[@digitalharmony26]

To be fair, he kind of ate bread....if a pistachio muffin counts as bread..

[@mkp5530]

+21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances it doesn't ...

[@miikaura]

21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances oh my god I would love your username if you didn't have an apostrophe after disco. DISCOS DOENST NEED A FUCKING APOSTROPHE WHEN WILL THE HUMAN RACE REALISE THIS

[@thefandomfish3071]

TØP And Melanie Panicking At The Disco YOUR USERNAME

[@alyssaswenson8905]

The deodorant story makes a lot more sense when you realize how much alcohol was in his system.

[@enviisyk]

Yeah

[@bofthesea4730]

What I thought as soon as I watched that video

[@watermelonbaby2223]

Yep it definitely does 😂

[@TricksterQuicksterEditor]

True

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

R-remus?

[@cliffy1649]

I wonder if the reason he managed to spray deodorant in his eye was because he was half drunk from filming this

[@alexthefish5997]

Random Person same

[@augustf3231]

half?!

[@greeneyesmetblack]

Hazel The Hazelnut Yeah Dan already said he gets sexual when he's fully drunk 😂😂

[@fayekziemski]

Random Person ehhh idk

[@lisascheerlinck7181]

Random Person maybe

[@sophieboettge786]

did anyone else think the pillow would have been one of those anime girl pillows?

[@bunnybaby252]

I did 😂

[@lorenzamarzolla]

dakimakura, yup 100%

[@therealkikiandlala4184]

I own one of those and I am another female.

[@justjuan9521]

"im lost in empty pillowtalk again"

[@iredpirate]

Body pillows

[@eimearcullen8358]

The deodorant story makes more sense when you see the shot glass

[@whyismyprofilepictureatiar1691]

Eimear Cullen 666 likes

[@Taintedphil]

Emerald Tiara hi!

[@Marshmallowcupcake10]

Eimear Cullen Isi

[@maavsire]

Eimear Cullen yep

[@adonaiyah2196]

2 shots of vodka 😆

[@lowri974]

little did dan know he was about to blind himself

[@cloudporridge]

*almost

[@froggies5907]

And the Phil saved the day with medical advice

[@evaukaloke77]

I wanted to like, but it's at 420

[@perryisthehat]

@@evaukaloke77 its ok u can like now

[@longlivethegays]

anyone else realized he was taking shots before having to go to the airport to go to Australia, with his suitcase being empty? Dan, why? I ask because I care

[@ghilanna5816]

Omg 😂

[@derekthedimpleofthehandsom8964]

YES YES YES! No wonder he sprayed deodorant in his eye

[@imaginefishes]

same i'm shocked he didn't somehow spray hair spray into his eyes as well.

[@laurenpeterson8870]

Right like dan you poor burning eye little drunk

[@zippomage]

it really does explain a few things about the airport story....

[@tionibritton4046]

#rubberupfordan Dan, be careful with your deodorant spray...

[@waitwhaaaaaaaa]

R.I.P his muffin

[@em-gray]

+Carmen Thomas 09:27 he said he's gonna eat some bread.. it's probably the freakn pistachio muffin..

[@nightcoreshenshi7457]

+Erm Gray the flattened pistachio muffin*

[@tionibritton4046]

Em Gray LMAO

[@Alice-hz2wd]

#spraydownfordan

[@morgan-fq1kw]

"i'm gonna go eat some bread and maybe throw up" no Dan you silly goose, you're gonna go spray deodorant in your eye

[@ebell1960]

and then eat that muffin

[@ezmerVT]

SAVOUR THAT FUCKING MUFFIN

[@Max-ep8pp]

And much more ;)

[@carriewood3308]

I LOVED THAT VIDEO SO MUCH

[@tracyacosta69]

Lol, have fun Dan! Luckily you won't stay blind and Phil's eye drop skills will save your eye!

[@bridgettealtizer1401]

I just realized. Dan filmed this video before he flied to Australia. And we all know that he sprayed deodorant in his eye before that flight. That means that he was drunk while doing it. Why Dan.

[@eegk]

Bridgette Weasley flew*

[@sparklechase]

This is why, Dan is very stupid

[@morgancloutier3320]

OH. MY. GOD. 😂😂😂 it makes so much sense

[@thatpersonthatishere8295]

Bridgette Weasley thats what i was thinking

[@jodiewoods5936]

It's all so clear to me now!

[@ninjaoctopus9354]

"I'm about to go to Australia" Oh Dan, thats not the only thing you're about to do.

[@stella8869]

phil

[@mohamedsamy5767]

Blinding himself

[@artemissuzuki]

PISTACHIO MUFFIN

[@prylledie]

He ate the f*cking muffin and savored every gosh darn bite

[@OHYS]

I don't get it.

[@beeblesheep]

Every time I go to read the comments I ask myself "what memes will the phandom be spamming today"

[@beeblesheep]

# rubberupfordan right

[@Raikeran]

correct

[@noellefritz5678]

Literally

[@HyTricksyy]

turn out it's #RubberUpForDan

[@theresastephenson9364]

+HyTricksy #RubberUpForDan

[@mimiHTcat]

dan when you said 'me and phil are about to go to australia' we didn't realize you meant 'me and phil were supposed to go to the airport to go to australia 15 minutes ago'

[@AnimalLover101195]

Since this was apparently the day he almost blinded himself and missed his flight to Australia. I can only imagine Phil in the hallway outside anxiously pacing waiting for Dan to finish (and pack) so they could leave.

[@snowbrush7425]

i think that's why dan keeps looking away from the camera. XD

[@kilrrclown]

Ella Graham he did that a long time ago and it’s not in this video

[@Ari_Danielle04]

captain croncj no it was this video, he literally said that LMFAOOOOO

[@ace_of_skulls11]

And probably freaking out when he hears vodka

[@oodlespaos]

Snow Brush oh that makes SO much sense

[@nikkidouglas533]

I feel like it would be appropriate to spam Dans Instagram with "Yo DJ Howell!"

[@ACDBunnie]

+ Please make this a thing

[@rachaelrimmer6648]

Spam his Instagram with #rubberupfordan

[@kimmedel4693]

We should do both

[@amy-zv2cf]

#LeakYourNudesDan Onision anyone?

[@angelabourgeois]

+Kitty Kat 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindsey8856]

maybe the reason he fucked up his eye was because he was slightly drunk

[@idk_avery]

Slightly?

[@alexashley9140]

lindsey raymundo yup, but more than slightly😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@gee8889]

'Slightly'

[@darcyisaduck6528]

lindsey raymundo probably

[@Tri_monster]

lindsey raymundo yeah probably

[@joelletop2000]

i have a resting "i'll kill you if you come any closer" face. either that or my "i am really depressed" face, it depends

[@sorrikkai7]

Same!!!

[@sorrikkai7]

everytime someone sees me it's either: "Woah, did i do something wrong?" or: "Aww don't be sad, smile!" And i'm over here just -_-*

[@multifandomwhore1643]

same

[@Mariana-nz4wv]

SAME

[@bluemo0nchild]

Same

[@mika-ek2ui]

*Disclaimer: Please drink responsibly and don't try this at home. Dan is a trained social wreck that has ungergone proffesional training and does not condone drinking. If less physically dense people have four shots of something they'll probably chunder on their grandmas carpet or go to the hopital so just pretty much everything else Do not follow Dan's example. Thanks have a lovely day of not taking comedy seriously bless you* He CARES TOO MUCH FOR US. I LOVE DAN

[@miovvv]

rip newt

[@phaniballlester8087]

He was basically trying *to get drunk* before he went to the airport

[@joblodewijkvanderpluijm2309]

PhaniballLester dan is a wreck

[@maria-ow5yx]

Little did he know what will happen after this video... edit: WTF I wrote this 10 months ago now i found it and it has 1k liked tfff thankssss

[@abee948]

Maria Belyavskaya hahahaha

[@alexashley9140]

Maria Belyavskaya ikr😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@philseyelash569]

Maria Belyavskaya _eye_ know right 😂

[@alisonjane7102]

Maria Belyavskaya what happened?

[@izzy6844]

Kylie Lovegood // watch his video called “I nearly blinded myself” it happened after he recorded this video

[@chaselynn8720]

and 5 minutes later Dan nearly blinded himself :)

[@deadpoolsvodka8379]

"hey Dad" Dan: *Gives classic Dad look*

[@athenaberreth6178]

Dan and Phil need to make a video together where they both are drunk as fuck and that would be hilarious

[@MakeItPossible2011]

praise

[@tessrzeszutko3682]

omg I wish but something tells me they would just out themselves tbh....

[@kayliebrehm1909]

I feel like that's they're Friday night XD and if they film it it includes kissing, swearing from phil and karaoke! XD

[@saltypeterpanoof7975]

Kaylie Brehm no phil is a little smol bean

[@kayliebrehm1909]

Have you watched the badger video, and remeber when he said " let's go f*ck" XD I think he hides his swearing but he still is a little angel!

[@lucynsuns]

#ThisIsOneOfTheReasonsHeAlmostMissedHisFlightToAustalia

[@lucynsuns]

#OhWaitFuckHeWasDrunkRightBefore #ThatMIGHTBeOneOfTheReasonsDannyBoySprayedDeodorantInHisFuckingEye

[@ArtemisNoma]

and nearly blinded himself xD

[@bluuebye1991]

Haha I was about to comment that! XD

[@luphiauncovered-9353]

Cookie Lover 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stupidsexual4888]

HE WENT TO AUSTALIA?!!

[@TheDreRock]

Dan is literally the most relatable person of our generation

[@roseslugi]

Yep

[@isabellet9154]

TheDreRock so true

[@_p1xie]

TheDreRock definitely

[@Ε.Λ-ι3ρ]

amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire YO NAME IS LIFE

[@alexashley9140]

Ikr

[@jamesdumaguit3605]

He probably sprayed deodorant in his eye cuz he was drunk when doing it

[@bluebirdredq]

James Dumaguit, I don't think that he'd be drinking before a flight. Then again, it might help with the stress of being in an airport haha

[@isthataproperusername8430]

True 😂

[@seb.is.missing]

IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM

[@BP-jn6cc]

Holy shit dan slow down with these uploads, two in one month is overwhelming 😰

[@BP-jn6cc]

...unless of course you're going to continue this trend. then id be okay with it.

[@CHuMyTaeBunny]

Yes nigga I was just bro!!.. Calm the fuck down!!?

[@ch4rl3t]

+Married to V wut ..

[@artcross3532]

I want a video every day!😂💕

[@gisselllopez2003]

I don't think I can catch up 😭😂

[@MilesChronicles]

Literally me thanks to the internet I have friends

[@olivianewsom5401]

I love you amanda senpai

[@erikahowell9066]

amanda i love you

[@Ben2514]

Remember to rubber up for dan

[@a.b.5392]

Yo Amanda welcome to the party

[@bnekot377]

you don't even go here

[@KitKat-zk1dl]

is this the video that Dan almost blinded him self after filming it?

[@aymanac]

Yeah

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

Yup

[@whothis6304]

sadly yup

[@aspen6044]

Yup

[@englishmapping6762]

Kit Kat umm duh

[@locklyn_and_fam]

🎵vodka on the laptop, everything's fine 🎵 lol

[@poorlywrittenfics]

Kevin blevin I love that I read that to the tune of Michael in the Bathroom

[@Des_Cutie3.14]

@@poorlywrittenfics omg I love that

[@India.H]

Always makes me laugh

[@kikochhii]

vodkar* on the laptop

[@elislvv]

its sounds like usual day in russia

[@EmmaJ2002]

Two videos in just over 2 weeks, I'm impressed.

[@lolzor3743]

Your profile picture gives me life

[@lolzor3743]

and lol same

[@EmmaJ2002]

+Katie Revell so does yours!!

[@az-cs1sk]

Let's dress up as dinosaurs to celebrate! Sorry I'm awkward :P

[@gabriela-gm8jv]

same

[@ihaterelaxedmusic2802]

On this day Dan ate that fucking muffin

[@saga_db]

I hate Relaxed music AND HE SAVORED EVERY GOD DAMN BITE

[@amaramoeller3934]

I hate Relaxed music YES HE DID

[@Alfie_1]

I hate Relaxed music oh my gosh YES!!!

[@alexisgonzales5280]

I hate Relaxed music Yessssssss

[@Godscreativecreation]

I hate Relaxed music yES HE DID HUNNY

[@kyliemartin7824]

I'm watching dan get more and more tipsy as the video goes on.

[@ifoundmyjuicebox1-2-36]

DeathStar ColorEar Same

[@amberlowery8476]

lol same

[@MJLOVEPIA]

It's so good haha

[@janaisimmons5843]

DeathStar ColorEar same

[@natex4664]

DeathStar ColorEar trrruuuuuu thooooooo

[@ssandmuncher7529]

ᴿᵁᴮᴮᴱᴿ ᵁᴾ ᶠᴼᴿ ᴰᴬᴺ

[@emily-ut2ko]

meteoroidmithridates 😬

[@yaboi1934]

Pill up for Phil

[@lemonlimekitty]

hhh i wanna like this but it's at 666 likes,,, i dont wanna ruin its perfection lmaoo

[@ellaelephant4122]

do it for daniel

[@kikilocket]

When I saw dans resting sad face I laughed a bit more than I should have

[@Just_Hyupi]

Kiki Locket same

[@freyajones2166]

I see you on evERYTHING I WATCH

[@kikilocket]

Freya Jones is that good or bad?

[@spacetrashpile7199]

Kiki Locket I see you (at least your profile picture) on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WATCH.

[@rashimohan]

Geek With A Camera that's because of pewdiepie's orlogskapten! right mate?

[@tashm8001]

every comment on a phanfic on WattPad has at least one #rubberupfordan and I love it thanks DJ Howell

[@venusteam4211]

Natasha M. WHAT IS YOUR WATTPAD

[@tashm8001]

ITS: Tasha_Writes_Fanfics WHAT ABOUT CHU FAM

[@venusteam4211]

Natasha M. LET ME ADD CHU

[@phanicatmychemicalseptipli6463]

Majestic bean True

[@simh03]

Majestic bean OMG YAS WATTPAD

[@urbfffatima]

He's not as think as you drunk he is.

[@jacebeauton7322]

Madia Fasete YASSSSS

[@joon7703]

SAAAMMMEEEE

[@staylor4542]

YYAAASSSS MM888888

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

Madia Fasete I lost a bet to a guy in chiffon skirt. But I make these high heels work

[@skinnylegend5972]

Madia Fasete great grammar mate

[@brendonseyebrowscar4868]

Dan: We're taking shøts Me: **pøurs water in a shøt glass and drinks**

[@youtubewontletmehaveausern7946]

Bro Lol me: *gets a shøt glass and fills it with apple juice* Alsø, |-/

[@cloudporridge]

|-/

[@IncognitoColors]

What about the *lemonade?*

[@hellointernetitsphilsfirst9397]

|-/

[@hannahpuelle2748]

I-/

[@poppyyates1250]

Dan went to the airport after 4 shots of vodka? oh my

[@cjensch5325]

actually 6

[@jankab8330]

Poppy The Llama he is an idiot... I still love him

[@InuyashaTT]

I realised that's probably why he almost blinded himself

[@burntpaws]

"Any protips?" P R O T I P

[@noodlecake4190]

The ElegantWolf soft and neat

[@caesarzeppeli814]

NO

[@olbcansat9726]

Probably tipsy

[@corinneurie5545]

2 videos in øne month?! I don't know if I can handle this

[@daija5727]

😂😂😂😂 |-/

[@Lana-kv9io]

|-/

[@josiahvil]

Same

[@mabel2565]

lol

[@WaddaEtt]

|-/

[@katfabel11]

The fish thing brought back memories.... "Good morning, Swimmy!" ".......Swimmy?" "SWIMMY?!?!?!"

[@cath9260]

Kat Fabel I laughed harder than I should have...

[@rebeccahammond4208]

Kat Fabel RIP Swimmy

[@jodiewoods5936]

My fish was called Dory... I'm so imaginitive!

[@emms0003]

That's really sad but srsly swimmy? Rly? 😂😂😂 I just realised I named my fish goldy It wasn't even gold...

[@aprilsfool6045]

RIP Swimmy

[@jumbohondacivic]

Am I the only one who is worrying about how Phil deals with the aftermath of Dans alcohol...?

[@samanthatawatao8873]

no, we all know its gonna be a wonderland c;

[@samanthatawatao8873]

but I kinda worry

[@sanwioe]

no i am too it must be a good time

[@arshiaafrin3656]

And let the fanfiction commence

[@emilyb.8219]

What does that even mean? Dan's a giant, I doubt 3 or 4 shots is going to get him blackout drunk. He's a big boy, I think he knows how to handle alcohol just fine.

[@rayna7055]

*YO DJ HOWELL*

[@reggiehaynie9130]

we are not making this a thing

[@Issyboo1313]

*Daniel the Spaniel*

[@shreya7673]

Twenty øne falløut bøys at my chemical discø yO I LIKE YOUR USERNAME

[@jayc2804]

I love your username OMG 🤣

[@prylledie]

Dan: let's not make this a thing Us: 😏

[@1lucia]

1 more dan video 'till christmas.

[@piwi0718]

Oh yes

[@julieisntcoolie]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@queenpotato3738]

DEAD😂😂😂

[@kimmyjaeger4960]

Lol

[@dakotamendes6378]

CRAFTING 😂😂

[@thestrangefishlikeentity9967]

I have Resting Emptiness Face. It's where my resting face is literally emotionless and makes me look like a psychopath who will stab you in the eye without showing any emotion. Maybe this is why I only have three friends...

[@NBDY1021]

Princess TNT So do I. People always ask me if I'm okay. It's annoying.

[@Jadez1207]

So do i

[@w0rmery867]

you have three friends wow i have one

[@strawberry942]

I do this. My friend told me my resting face is bored serial killer.

[@madongseoksbiceps]

wOw sO qUirKY oOh i aM sEriAl KilLer

[@paradisiac]

When u take shots so u get kinda drunk and realise ur gonna miss ur flight to australia so u spray deodorant in ur eye and go blind

[@stellavanrees5141]

Relatable

[@em-gray]

Do you think, other than the fact that Dan's a fail (sometimes), the alcohol should be blamed for his misfortune after this video?!?! :D

[@taryncole5367]

Yes

[@durudemiroz9121]

lmao

[@shaunaoneill915]

ratchet edits-Dan 2016 😂👌

[@notanormalhuman7637]

Little did Dan know if a few minutes he would spray deodorant in his eye.... and everything will go to hell.

[@amandabilstad3267]

Not A Normal Human Wait was this the video?

[@andievaldez6476]

photos taken seconds before disaster

[@sparklechase]

Oh god it was this video...

[@clarar362]

CONGRATULATIONS ON SIX MILLION SUBS IM SO PROUD OF YOU, YOU SILLY TURNIP!!!

[@PinkyPurpleGalaxy]

i read that as "silly trump" omg

[@doublebubblediscoqueenurie3593]

+PinkyPurpleGalaxy Me too

[@ezeuras]

subbydingdongs

[@HollyBlossom]

you silly dj howell

[@caitlinlloyd5001]

omg yes but tbh he deserves millions more...

[@geex8583]

I HAVE RESTING SAD FACE TOO! I am constantly being asked if I am okay and it annoys me so much! Like if yo relate

[@tiaradburn363]

Happens all the time 😣

[@roselalonde5046]

Georgie Wilson this happened to me 5 or more times today

[@alisterblack4309]

It is SO annoying.

[@judithmarando579]

OMG, same

[@emma5697]

Ikr

[@piphiezip]

I just realized this is probably why he almost blinded himself besides being in a rush...

[@curedechan9911]

Miss Helena Yeah

[@sparklechase]

Yeah...

[@zoeylim5231]

and when this video ended... it was 5.15 and dan sprayed deoderant in his eye

[@thephandomphan625]

Little did he know that was gonna happen

[@bethanystranack2606]

Lmaoo Ikr

[@calmfischbach7120]

ikr😂😂

[@awkwardcassidy5461]

His story is funnier now because he had so many shots

[@zoeylim5231]

he should have attributed that to his lack of abitlity to aim a can in the correct direction

[@philtrashno.2131]

"once again i'm a lost sock in the dryer of life trying to figure out where i belong" okay but same

[@ArtemisNoma]

same. Jaiden is literally me

[@wiishdom]

is nobody going to talk about how he gave his cheeto flavor recommendation and not doritos when someone specifically asked him for this. this is how you know daniel howell is a lil tipsy

[@wiishdom]

Amy 40904 There are? I didn't know 😂

[@heathermr]

your profile pic is the shit

[@heathermr]

that's a good thing

[@toku7319]

You have as many subscribers as me with no videos. *_w t f_*

[@kayliebrehm1909]

Dagger . I have 58 with no vids lol, people just randomly follow you over 3 years

[@swirlcrow2629]

Before everything went down hill........................

[@gasca4906]

Omg 😂

[@closetogold]

Dang it that was what I was gonna comment

[@nareshesha]

Yep XD

[@danielafacendo]

It just had to be this video

[@flamingfirehawk8818]

SwirlCrow yeah lol

[@rosefitzgerald1754]

That metaphor about being a lost sock in the dryer of life... God, that one really hit home, and now I'm having an existential crisis. About socks. Thanks, Dan.

[@taningia-danae]

Same

[@bertie7983]

I really hate that I can relate

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

We're all lost socks in the dryer of life if you think about it... Wandering aimlessly, looking for our mate. Some of us never find it. Some of us are never seen again.

[@astridway4240]

o

[@geraldthedestroyer2791]

Yup

[@Kristina-jj3xw]

Little did he know that he was about to spray deodarant on his eye and almost blind himself

[@mossmiller8050]

I also have resting sad face

[@wendyschwartz7455]

Mine is resting depressed and apathetic face

[@idekanymore786]

The only noodle same

[@gonegonethankyou5984]

Mine is a "get too close and you die/annoyed" face

[@ellicurtis2373]

me too xD

[@whatifbees6739]

I do too. My friends just come up to me and say “ what’s wrong?” And I’m like nothing....

[@cheerleaderguru]

"Hey dad" *dan stares at the camera*

[@ElectricHyenas]

*Dan stares at camera whilst pouring himself a shot* lol

[@dreamyjade986]

I wasn't the only one that realised he had a little smirk on his face after he read that right?

[@givemeachance7856]

same XD I saw him read it and I continued, but when he pointed out it said dad, I was like "oh." XD

[@MsAlaskanGirl907]

i died at that part omg

[@abbisnews1]

I laughed so hard

[@umok4716]

Why rubber up for Dan when you can take a pill for Phil?

[@maresitaa]

YoungHalfBlood XP 😂😂

[@morganz2656]

YoungHalfBlood XP JESUS !!!!!! 😂😂

[@owlywoofs8675]

YoungHalfBlood XP why not DO BOTH?!?! ok but on a real note, only condoms protect from STDs

[@roseandsethsethiscooler3646]

LMAO

[@underscoreriver]

LMAO WHY

[@illusory7862]

Wait... Didn't he just post 2 weeks ago? Where's the insane post gap?

[@haleyxoxo4184]

ikr XD

[@whatsername2358]

Your name and pic.

[@ezra5]

+Gerad Way lol same I wasn't expecting a video today

[@rileybutts2229]

ikr I was like "dan u ok y is there a new vid now"

[@ellette3809]

Hey gee you pumpkin pie

[@roseoneill730]

Who else is from 'How I nearly blinded myself' video?

[@idekanymore786]

Eowyn Thorp me

[@alexashley9140]

Eowyn Thorp meeeeee lol lol lol😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@emppu4335]

Eowyn Thorp soundoåå

[@emppu4335]

Sound of m y favorite thingsmusic

[@rileycamat2251]

Me!!!

[@cassady9602]

Maybe Dan blinded himself because he just did like 6 shots of vodka....

[@mimiHTcat]

I KNOW

[@nicolettepolifonte7516]

I was just gonna say that XD

[@erkdoc5]

This is why I don't shave when drunk. If I forgot to shave and after drinking with my roommates decide to go out, I just hope people are too drunk to notice my scruff. It's easier than explaining why your face is covered in blood. Good thing it was close to Halloween.

[@closetogold]

Maybe

[@slightlyriley]

When he said "click subscribe" i said "if you want to watch four videos a year"

[@cat-du3dx]

"to see my last one from ten years ago just click over here"

[@clairmoon06]

lol

[@xxemmaxx4939]

I thought that

[@wommiez]

same ah

[@maialeeb7622]

I can no longer hear 'click subscribe' without hearing Dan say it the way he does in the diss track

[@aevann.v3475]

I love how Dans advice gets better as he drinks more. Moral of the story Drunk Dan equals good advice.

[@snowbrush7425]

yes but drunk dan = spraying himself in the eye before flying to australia

[@gracehagele5462]

aevan n.v and a good spray of deodorant in the eye

[@iamsocool6917]

Why rubber up før Dan? When yøu can take a pill før Phil.

[@dedmos7300]

you have made me cry. thank you.

[@morganator1]

This is such an underrated comment

[@uaenastar]

dan is literally the color of his white shirt but with a hint of pink...maybe even blue.

[@arishachan777]

was about to say the same

[@maritza2842]

Yep

[@catlovecookies6856]

Especially the blue part

[@Enkigokuu]

Yep pretty much

[@sannelepelaar6014]

he is a vampire!

[@alyssal.515]

I love his shirt so much the white barbed wire around the neck on the white shirt I fucking love

[@planettravellers5407]

Go marry that shirt Jesus Christ

[@alyssal.515]

XxAnnx X Maybe I will

[@planettravellers5407]

Can I be the bridesmaid Please

[@alyssal.515]

You'll be the maid of honour

[@planettravellers5407]

Aw that's so sweet of u

[@qwertyio4430]

"I don't approach people because I'm scared of rejection." Ok same

[@loverunriley]

your profile picture why

[@tiawalls1909]

why not

[@qwertyio4430]

+The Kawaii Peach urR JusT jeAloUS of PERFEection Hun mmm

[@loverunriley]

Pickle Gerard is always watching yøu im scared

[@whatevenislife3807]

Hello KAWAII Peach, I am your KAWAII cousin, the KAWAII potato..

[@postmortem7090]

"Which, when you think about it... Is kinda upsetting." **Awkward 30 second pause** "It'stheinternetsupportgroup!!!!"

[@rabiastyles4703]

little did he know he was gonna go almost blind after this...

[@unicorn4eve367]

Ikr

[@fairy4477]

Rabia Styles dun dun dun

[@xbunni3zx241]

+i iz cookie monster jr (josh) dun dun dun

[@miikaura]

lunaptx |-/

[@sydneyolivia4628]

lunaptx the clique is literally everywhere oml

[@bellabastien969]

I actually paused the video to read the entire drinking disclaimer

[@leelakaczmarek2523]

Same

[@---xw1kf]

Same

[@xenbeex8150]

Same

[@phangirl4529]

Same

[@phoenixspitfire635]

Same

[@marce8509]

Internet support group. More like "That time in which Dan gets drunk over other people's problems"

[@meowthvmax]

true m8

[@冬-01]

True m8

[@skyler4979]

xD yep

[@katiehasnolife1483]

so tru

[@memeatthedisco3986]

+Ciel Phantomhive CIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE XD

[@ciaralloyd1754]

Aesthetics, phandoms, memes, social justice and porn. TBH that's accurate af.

[@ass6930]

Am I the only one in love with how Dan's voice sounds at 4:22

[@milkandhoonie]

No you're not. Honestly this happens to me quite often where one little moment of something is amazing(phil) and I don't know why. Anyway, I did really love his voice at that moment.

[@trash-for-everything3373]

Same tho

[@moominsoda]

yaas

[@06shadow]

no

[@aksel6403]

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub your name

[@alanamorgan1300]

No fucking wonder he nearly blinded himself he's drunk af 😂

[@toby6713]

Alana Harder are you sure he actually drank in this one? He doesn't seem at all drunk

[@Me-ss2gq]

Since the sexy end screen dance isn't a thing anymore, can the new outro thingy be 'Click subscribe if you wanna see four videos a year'?

[@joschmidt6780]

i vote yes

[@tinycrab2702]

Yes plz

[@audreymaroney2929]

YES THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING

[@angel127_]

yum yum

[@lucycailtina3360]

🐸☕️

[@randomnepenthe9104]

Don't worry Sierra/16/Canada, I'm ace, too.

[@aprilsfool6045]

random nepenthe Ayyyyyyyy same

[@suzettezablon2657]

random nepenthe me too

[@HypnoLuna]

Same!

[@notsuspicioususer4080]

I'm not but I'm 100% supportive! YAYY

[@iDIOTSOFOz]

Bitch same.

[@SillySid4Ever]

All those shots are probably the reason he sprayed deodorant in his eye tbh...

[@bellarose7457]

lmaoooo

[@reillyprincipe8659]

SillySid4Ever true

[@Clueblue109]

No wonder he sprayed his eye he was drunk af

[@xxmarcyxx1819]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it. He probably wasn't, but if he was a little bit, then that explains his fail at life!😂😂😂😂

[@wompewompe]

Clueblue109

[@fullhousecast420]

boi he only took like 4 vodka shots... hes a 6'1 man. im a 5'6 girl and i can handle like 8. he probably only got tipsy at most

[@digitalharmony26]

+Full House Cast ...kind of irrelevant to your point, but isn't he 6'3"?

[@fullhousecast420]

21PhanDisco's&ChemicalRomances lmao idk prob, it seems like he just keeps growing

[@artsytrash233]

Dan can't be roasted Because Dan is not on fire

[@leahmurphy2613]

Artsy Trash not anymore 😭😭

[@vinceanthony8781]

Artsy Trash When it's not on fire it doesn't mean it can't be roasted. Stuperd (OMG I sound so mean)

[@sourapplerings]

Leah12murphy Xx TOO SOON

[@leahmurphy2613]

Jules Games and challenges I know 😭😭

[@imviguess3008]

Not anymore

[@lelajones204]

“Vodka on the laptop everything’s fine” new quote of my life

[@emmymakevideo]

dan ur hair is getting dangerously close to bowl cut territory

[@joshuadun9604]

hes probably gonna leave it as hobbit (look at his twitter and instagram)

[@iwasbeingironic]

lmao

[@mollygrace9810]

it actually is i saw it and i was like oh deary fiddlesticks dan

[@sugarfloss4468]

+angelcakemolly "Oh deary fiddlesticks" you are a smol beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world

[@Angel-we5bm]

+iwasbeingironic ayy I watch your videos

[@pee8591]

I have resting sad face. At primary school all the teacher kept asking me if i was okay

[@zoyacore]

herbaloddle same

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

Blue Bell ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻

[@philtrashno.2131]

same

[@pikapikamika]

people come up to me in the hallways and ask what happened...in just like "nothing..?"

[@pee8591]

oh dam n

[@rubylavander948]

Wow he had a shirt on.. he is so pale his "shirt" is blending in with his paper-white skin...

[@jolifelix6913]

*RUBBER UP FOR DAN*

[@rahulrajgopal1538]

ad that when Dan said click subscribe I yelled "IF YOU WANT TO WATCH 4 VIDEOS A YEAR

[@alexuspatterson3367]

I love Dan and Phil with all my heart but I hate how they only post like that😁😂❤️

[@babieboops]

Ikr? I forgive him though. He seems busy. lmao

[@moomomia]

+Kim M she was quoting his distrack lol

[@stephcastle5791]

TO WATCH MY LAST VIDEO - FROM TEN YEARS AGO - JUST CLICK OVA HEYAH

[@katrienattard6343]

*cries

[@brimwulf1785]

Loads of shots, doesn't get drunk. What a stallion.

[@waterc0lourg0ldfish78]

maybe he's drunk all the time...dun dun duuuun 😱

[@melodieyc]

+keve star you ruined my hopes and dreams 😢

[@cynixsera3025]

+keve star nah you could tell he seemed a bit more at ease, in a sense, as the video progressed. Some people can just handle alcohol better than others.

[@libiprobert1768]

Or he just wasn't on camera long enough for us to see the effects of it as he wouldn't get drink immediately

[@libiprobert1768]

*drunk

[@naomielizabeth8680]

I have resting "I just killed a puppy with a spoon behind a dumpster and ate it" face. Fml

[@corallee7504]

.. did you kill a puppy with a spoon behind a dumpster and eat it?

[@essennagerry]

So do you encounter people who just go like "DUDE, DID YOU JUST KILL A PUPPY WITH A SPOON BEHIND A DUMPSTER AND EAT IT? ?????"

[@corallee7504]

I have either a constant scowl or a "I'm high out of my mind" look

[@GUIZZARD]

I have resting " I don't give a fuck of your bs ". Face, it comes handy sometimes

[@pumpkinpiemotherfuckerillk8554]

I have a resting "my sister pissed me off this morning and I stabbed her with a spork and burned her" face.

[@dudebro2282]

Little did Danny know he would nearly blind himself afterwards.

[@davinamoreno9544]

Alright we've got internet support group 8. Now it's time for PINOF 8!! AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? hahahahaha... heh.... Ihavenofriendspleasedanielmakepinof8beforeidie.

[@disneykidrobbie1498]

Drizzy Dre u are RIGHTTTT

[@jayprather3838]

And 8 likes on this comment

[@kristie123ize]

Drizzy Dre its out there already

[@olive5979]

cxrmel princess It wasn't when they ommented this...

[@kristie123ize]

Oliveshine in ThunderClan i know

[@jadinisweird]

multiple uploads in the month? more gaming videos? haircut? dan looks happy? what is happing???

[@jadinisweird]

always

[@emmataylor1758]

shh, shh, let it happen. it's good for now.

[@madisonline5924]

Shh. Let our baby be happy and provocative

[@talkingsnews]

LMAO YES

[@alexandrasha71]

Phil proposed

[@roboticfalcon21]

LOL "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS!!!"

[@roboticfalcon21]

I LOST MY S*** RIGHT THERE

[@connormatthews9674]

#THIS 😂😂

[@Rose-bz1sq]

For me, that Sierra question was hilarious! I live in Canada, my name is Sierra, and I'm also asexual. Not 16, but everything else just shocked me when I saw it.

[@crystalgremlin6437]

Dj Howell This needs to be a thing

[@emilyarnold7160]

I can see the memes already.

[@skatingpennies]

WE WILL MAKE IT A THING

[@aliceheffernan7223]

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY A THING

[@tiarratynisha4321]

WE SHALL MAKE THIS A THING

[@udderlyhilarious5206]

+Katelyn Zitnik YESSS GO DO THAT! EVERYONE

[@alyssa-sk8bi]

2 uploads in 1 month Whats the rush Dan?

[@masonnn3446]

because he's gonna get eaten by a spider in Australia

[@givemeachance7856]

yea I think hes gonna die DX... lol

[@mommyastill1806]

IKR

[@sarcasmor_176]

+Sparkythefox 😂😂😂😂

[@beatricegrant3853]

Haha

[@graciepoopoonoonoodooblebu8010]

I have resting sad face too...combine that with being a socially awkward nerd and it makes it hard to meet new people.

[@adhdmedsandmath]

*gasp* me too!

[@Gxylord]

Are we the same person? :O

[@mylifeinflames7545]

saaaame

[@dawruh]

How are we not friends? We are the same

[@adri-jd3di]

same

[@user-ey8wp8pr9j]

I also have a resting sad face so when I relax my face everyone's like "omagerd wazzz rong" and im like "nothing" and they be like "BUT U LOOK SUUUU SADDD"