Dan and Phil Finally Tell the Truth

[@danielhowell]

come see me on tour i'm probably outside your house crying in a bus rn danielhowell.com

[@iris9202]

[@ALittleToaster]

jokes on you i live in an upstairs house

[@ra-ck9zi]

You legend

[@its_ya_boi_skinny_penis]

I’m crying with you

[@jemmadobbygriffin3127]

ive got my tickets to your chch show ill be up in the gallery watching and im so excited 😊

[@clairerobby1]

The fact that Phil’s big scandal is that he smoked a single cigarette and kissed a girl and stayed out until 3 AM as an adult is hilarious

[@itskitkat1209]

And he's in his mid 30s worrying about his mother finding out

[@wowanimejoshua5149]

"ARE WE GAY? DID WE FUCK?!?!!" *Phil looks on in horror due to the fact that he's witnessing dan go insane for the 30th time in 2 days*

[@Darncoolcreeper]

Gay is bad

[@AmyAberrant]

Help this is so accurate 😭

[@stellabymoonlight9069]

What’s even funnier to me is that Dan yelled a whole bunch of questions while Phil looked on in concern, and then they proceeded to not answer any of those questions.

[@mildlypsychotic2634]

Dan has two moods. 1. No shame whatsoever 2. All the shame I regret everything I've ever done

[@williameyelash8053]

This is the best description of Dan ever

[@user-bk3ub6td6u]

Typical Gemini behavior really

[@danielhowell]

didn't know my therapist was on youtube hi

[@dimemainit]

@@danielhowell HAHAH

[@randomgood43]

@@danielhowell And going by the name mildlypsychotic! Think you might need to look into getting a new therapist. You know, just…maybe

[@leneececlark9788]

phil: im never coming back here also phil: is a creative producer and editor for this show

[@AnthonyPadilla]

dan don’t make me grab the first flight to UK

[@livlucid3877]

I’m afraid you’re going to have to. For Dan’s mental health.

[@Chromaggia]

(Dan make him do it)

[@enbykeith]

DO IT ANTHONY

[@cinnabunny4640]

YES

[@woongkism]

DO IT

[@Badgermoles4444]

Dan's completely unhinged chaotic energy juxtaposed with Phil's general confusion and calm is somehow the same as always and brand new.

[@user-wt5if6rx8m]

Perfectly said, I love them so much

[@na3rial]

And yet Phil is also unhinged chaotic as well, just in a different way with Dan's general confusion and calm xD Case and point: 7:22

[@gisellerojas4041]

I think it’s because most of the collabs have been on Phil’s channel so he was more in control. But this time Dan is the host so it’s more Dan being himself rather than making funny, sarcastic remarks here and there

[@ca-ke9493]

They are somehow both play the straight man to each others' chaotic energy

[@ironwomanforever]

100% accurate 😂

[@Cloudthings22]

The audacity to ignore someone who used "no worries if not" is truly an unforgivable, monstrous act against anxiety ridden people

[@gh0stqirlq]

i say this all the time even when texting my sister or dad didn’t realise it was tied to my anxiety 😧

[@blooms454]

Literally just wrote that in an email an hour ago HAHAHA

[@wia61899]

it is indeed always worries if not

[@Dihope_Inc]

LITERALLY OMG

[@babyfishmouth-sweepingnations]

Whenever I see that damned phrase I just think…. Yeah ok I won’t do it then if it really is no worries.

[@lia-cr6ef]

This is like finally growing up so your parents are now comfortable spilling all the tea from over the years 😭

[@minah6535]

Why is this so accurate 😭

[@anitaraggini7695]

fr

[@sketchycat6223]

Exactly!!

[@idksamir]

that’s exactly how it feels 😭😭

[@annacemberpersonal]

Honestly the vibes

[@hpete97]

I love that so many of Phil’s secrets were “Dan didn’t want to do this thing”

[@doantranvan1844]

ok

[@whyioughta178]

This comment made me laugh hahah

[@fincutler-belcich2824]

phils secrets were “dan didnt want to do this” and we are just sitting here like “we could probably figure that out… its dan”

[@roush3421]

Meanwhile all of Dan’s are like “this could get us sued”

[@Kiara_Engelen]

I watched dan&phil while ignoring my responsibilities when I was 14. Here I am at 22 and still watching them and ignoring my responsibilities. Some things just don’t change.

[@caitlinmcquade5330]

Same here :)

[@shannonphipps938]

I'm literally watching this on my break at work

[@onionyah]

Same m8, age wise also

[@wia61899]

this is my community and I have missed u all

[@semirelatablesarah]

Started watching when I was 14 too! I’m 24 now, we all keep getting pulled back in 😂 Edit: not sure how I managed to get my age wrong but I’m 23, chaotic.

[@katiemarshall1737]

“do you want us to just upload one sims video a year?” YES. OBVIOUSLY YES. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION WOULD BE???

[@Roozyj]

This

[@riverstyx7251]

Dan pavloved all of us into counting down to his next yearly video. We essentially congregated in the comments of his latest video theorizing when the next one would appear for year(s) on end. Of course this devoted disaster of an audience would love that

[@beepboop9750]

Dil and Tabitha are living their best life

[@WhoaItsLauren]

THIS

[@rainruchti1706]

Please just one video a year I ratch your guys sound content so much just one video. A year. My hole life complete

[@lucyh9051]

dan drinking an entire bottle of rose and crying on his balcony for two hours and calling it a gay panic is one of my favorite things

[@Sallyisfailingtofunctionx]

I just call that a Tuesday at this point

[@2002narrie]

girl my name is lucy h too 😮

[@WishGender]

@@2002narrieI went to school with a Lucy H who was born in 2002 lol

[@maddyfarnham7749]

@@SallyisfailingtofunctionxI literally was coming to comment this ☠️

[@pstrick1946]

I feel like Dan is truly in his "Fuck around and find out" Era and I'm truly here for it

[@mishy1654]

He said 😄🔪

[@ligahuga333]

@Kaya Styles mars is in gemini for like 8 months :D

[@xxoldmagicxx]

I feel like we all just need at accept that that’s all life is tbh

[@amyymightflyy]

He’s in his early 30s now and apparently you stop caring so much and honestly what a mood the boy deserves to have a hiatus from his existential dread

[@liz-ht1tq]

fafo

[@semiformaldehyde]

Dan: Phil snogged a girl and smoked while drunk Phil's rebuttal: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING

[@user-fd8ct8uq3b]

i fr gasped at that more than anything dan pulled out

[@localpleb3875]

the way he said “no, that’s enough” first like 😭

[@erika24692]

i never thought in my life i would hear dan say to phil “are we gay? did we fuck?” in what multiverse are we in

[@xxlovegomi]

wheres phils secret wife had me dead

[@angelat4512]

@@xxlovegomi Same lmfaooo

[@TheDutchMaurits]

I kind of assumed that they are in a relationship and that they did have sex. I didn't know there still was a question to be asked.

[@Rossiuspossius]

When Phil went “I came because I’m your-“ I swear to got.. not to be weird and speculative but Dan really got me with this whole vid & I’m glad he back :3

[@risi7634]

Dan: Okay with breaking NDAS Also Dan: Scared to admit he doesnt like Animal Crossing

[@blkophelia]

Legal problems can only really fuck with him like financially maybe business relationship wise a little. The internet is forever, no take backs. And Dan knows that more than anyone 😂

[@courtneythomas3297]

The fact that Phil is a producer makes “I’m never coming back here” so much funnier

[@marysollosada5175]

lol

[@rortrortrort]

“dan and phil tell the truth” 5 seconds in and dan has already told phil to stop lying

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

lmao

[@allyterps9223]

Hahaha sounds like Dan and Phil alright XD

[@erinsmith5005]

Phil: “I’m gonna take a single black rose” *picks up a black tulip*

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Thank you. I was going to comment the same thing.

[@lynnisme3828]

words cannot describe the joy this gave me from notification to now

[@Nbubs-1]

Cries in Dutch 😝

[@erinsmith5005]

Omg Dan liked my comment 😳🥺 hi Daniel 👋🏻 I’ve watched you since I was 9/10 I’m now 20 and I’m very proud of you and Phil

[@mx.noname4710]

hah! good, I’m so glad they’re aware of this lol. It’s so like Phil and his houseplants: no scientific names, just vibes. Although that tulip I’m guessing is plastic

[@ellen2337]

”Do u want us to uploud just one Sims video a year?” YES. It does NOT have to be a schedule, just when u both feel like it. It can be five months in between or a year it does NOT matter and everyone agrees with this. We are just happy to see u

[@BigHitsAsia420]

Yes!!

[@annacemberpersonal]

Literally said Yes! Out loud when he said that lol

[@tsuki3752]

i just wanna see dil and dab

[@meilimaria2009]

how do you feel now that the gaming channel is back?

[@catalinagutierrezorrego1749]

NOW YOU CAN WATCH IT YAYAYAYA

[@lyricholmes1827]

Phil Lester, drunk in Prague, smoking a cigarette is outrageously funny.

[@thetheodora2371]

I'm from Prague. If I saw Phil Lester smoking a cigarette in a bar, I'd think "huh, Phil has a doppelganger"

[@beets_and_rice]

@@thetheodora2371 if you see someone that looks identical to you, run away and hide

[@affrontit]

Dan simultaneously seems the most put-together and also the most unhinged he's ever been rn iconic energy

[@ellielovesbands]

that's how you can describe us infj's out there.

[@agirlwithbooks1294]

hes a gemini

[@shantal5590]

mhm Gemini

[@hannahdarise]

it's giving me The Eric Andre Show vibes honestly - but like obviously toned down

[@RayAnneMarie]

the way this ultimately describes where I'm at in my life rn 😅

[@theau.1536]

Btw, we totally don't mind if the gaming channel is just an occasional thing. We don't need regular uploads, we just miss the casual banter and dan falling off his chair.

[@emilyniedbala]

+++

[@tova1412]

yes! it would be so nice to just like, idk once every 5 months get a notification from the channel, and then like a 2 year gap before some more

[@tracey3706]

fully agree :D :D :D

[@Evalution307]

I miss it so much

[@squares4u]

Exactly. Their Sims 4 series always made me laugh until I CRIED. I don’t mind if it’s one episode a year, I just love seeing them game together

[@nicdug]

I like grown up dan and phil. it's like we've all finished school and now we're in therapy together

[@multicatbear]

Dan’s unhinged about to combust energy contrasted with Phil’s I’ve eaten a butterfly energy has me in tears I’m laughing so hard.

[@AaronShirt]

You put how I look at them into words omg 🤣

[@saposardento]

THIS!!! YES

[@vaane321]

This!!! I love them both, but together they make me laugh so hard.

[@trix-or-treatz]

"Do you want us to just upload one sims video a year" YES, DAN, IT'S BETTER THAN NO SIMS VIDEOS EVER

[@corilewis]

I wonder how Dil is doing these days....

[@anironsidh]

I just want the dab and Evan wedding 🥺

[@sleepybaby8218]

@@anironsidh YES PLEASE 😭😭

[@elvira4976]

I think about the sims series frequently and miss it so much but I don't want them to suffer DX

[@Zubiila]

We miss Dil!

[@Livitee]

devastated that Dan hates animal crossing. all men do is lie, cheers Dan now the wife and kids are crying.

[@sadwhale1106]

it’s me. i’m the wife and the kids. and we’ll never forget.

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Christmas is fucking ruined

[@xgeox8]

This is going to keep me up at night…

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

HSHSHDHDJDB SOBBING OF LAUGHTER

[@isabellevasquez7433]

Honestly…he has a point 🫣

[@M1SST3DD3RS]

The channel: Belongs to Dan Phil: Shows up in support Dan: Still to this very day acts like he’s being held against his will Phil: Still the encouraging bestie he’s always been

[@avu2888]

it makes me so happy to watch

[@ella-yp7to]

a dan and phil collab on dan's channel in 2022 is the unexpected miracle we all needed

[@ohnokms]

REAL

[@syd8221]

i never thought i’d live to see the day

[@Humairah2652]

real

[@Dex_3c]

WOW REAL OMG

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

yh fr

[@evin_b]

I hope this show continues and Phil is just the guest every time

[@artemisbeasty196]

Literally the most perfect edition I could imagine

[@pazgonzalezlol]

i'd honestly watch that

[@GBfanatic15]

and every single time he brings an even more ridiculous decor item xD

[@Splishbie]

That would be hilarious 😂

[@uchizc]

that would be gold

[@paramore24681]

every guest should bring a piece of decor that’s wildly outside of the set aesthetic to mark their episode

[@shaukahodan2373]

up to say they’re not comfortable sharing that information.

[@truongtran-sl6rh]

ok

[@vicreilly6592]

this is... an amazing idea

[@annacemberpersonal]

I like the way you think

[@rae7864]

I agree haha

[@casssidyy711]

dan & phil: it’s none of your business!!!! modern fans: 👁👄👁 ok but can we get that one sims4 video a year actually please

[@lizzienorton5154]

all i want is a dab and evan wedding and i will never complain about anything ever again

[@frostyskeletons8950]

yeah, I hope the new tour helps Dan realize the majority of current fans, don’t really care about personal stuff as opposed to 2014 tweens. We just want the banter lmao

[@eviethehuman9356]

Alternatively a whole series 2 🤣

[@Thewaterspirit57]

All I want is more crazy stuff from these sims. All I want is just this from the gaming channel lol 💀

[@hotdogs2549]

@@lizzienorton5154u must be the happiest person on earth now 😂

[@benstone6753]

the way Dan just tried to blackmail Phil into losing with legal trouble

[@RussLynch]

I love that Phil's most scandalous secret is that he kissed a girl and smoked a cigarette 😂

[@neveyya]

*2 seconds later* Phil: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING

[@gabriella889]

full honesty dan with what u and phil had to endure in the worst era of the phandom u can clickbait anyone whenever however you want for the rest of ur goddam life. call them reparations if you will ..

[@plane2delos]

YEAH LITERALLY. he can clickbait me all he wants its okay im not even upsey

[@boogiebong420]

So mf true

[@Russianbluez]

you are so correct about this

[@dargonfrot]

@@plane2delos upsey

[@With_cheese_mr_squidward]

pop off sis!! 👏👏👏

[@penina8438]

Dan almost breaking an NDA before Phil stopped him really brings truth to the line from II about how Dan would be in jail without Phil lol

[@reharm_reality]

The entire vibe of this and the way it's edited to feel as uncomfortable as possible while still being funny enough to not be actually uncomfy is so fucking funny

[@amke9051]

its a skill not a lot of people have

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

it's dan's specialty

[@panic2990]

Being the 1,000th like is so satisfying

[@dagbeet]

it’s like the show “between two ferns”

[@punkiedoodle1709]

the office core

[@moss_yt]

Dan after revealing a deep dark Phil secret: I feel like you aren’t playing at the same level I am- Phil: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING!!!!

[@SilverWolfTearz]

He had to bring out the big guns xD

[@vuongtranvan7055]

ok

[@Irsalinaismaida]

HAHAHAH

[@hetty5531]

😂😂😂

[@thitam5003]

ok

[@one_smol_duck]

ive never laughed as hard as i did when they admitted they'd rented a second apartment to film in and threw such massive shade at all the people who caught on but turned it into conspiracy hour

[@cjs.1098]

Wait what when

[@under.covercat]

i'd completely forgotten about all the floor plan theories until now, it came rushing back

[@mollykate422]

@@cjs.1098 im like 2013-2016 people made phan theories to prove they shared a room by creating floor plans of their apartment and pointing out props in the background.

[@Kitkat-nr4zj]

@@mollykate422 HAHAHAA omg

[@anniesmith5739]

@@mollykate422 tf that's creepy as hell

[@katten6050]

My take on Dan and Phil's relationship is that in the multiverse, they are just best friends, occasional lovers, boyfriends, married with kids, and mortal enemies and we're just flitting through all of them at the speed of light.

[@somethingelse9176]

This feels correct.

[@agl8689]

The insurmountable creativity of them finding yet new ways to tell us ~entertainingly~ that some things are none of our fuckin business - love it

[@reaverkai]

2.7k likes and no comments? Lemme fix that (i love the way you phrased that btw)

[@TimeMovie93150]

phil is a comedic genius because he doesn't even mean to be, so iconic

[@pigeondance]

he is really so funny! like the timing and everything is always on point

[@trashcanman9357]

Yeah he’s HILARIOUS I had to stifle a laugh so many times throughout this video so I wouldn’t wake up my roommate 😭😭

[@m0byd1ckl3ss]

I’m glad I didn’t hallucinate the whole thing where people thought Phil had a secret wife named Stacy and a daughter. It was a wild time.

[@TabbyeLynne]

What.

[@hades_gold]

I forgot about that!

[@isabellacorinne_]

wasn't it janice? janice down at the shop?

[@ARGhostie]

I did Not forget, that shit was hilarious, the wildest week of the phandom where no one knew what to believe 😂😂 The debacle is called 'phangate' for anyone wanting to find it.

[@alexf225]

This is so weird that people thought that lmao

[@niteowel9052]

The cutoff of Phil saying "I only came cause I'm your___" at 4:30 was HILARIOUS and so well-timed

[@lolitazombie]

If this was 2012 there would be like 50 videos analyzing what he was going to say LMAO

[@lala_landed]

@@lolitazombie EXACTLY

[@asffghjkl06]

Genious

[@Nobody-707]

​@@lolitazombieI'm getting genuine ptsd flashbacks

[@Zimoria]

"only friend"

[@Therealmak010]

When Phil asked “who says hey buddy” all I could think of was “hey buddy you in London?”

[@gudkush420]

Forbidden Phrase

[@figsoup]

ME LMFAO

[@hadinasrallah8928]

that was so far back in my mind holy shit

[@nesquikfromthenesdick]

THAT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF AT THE START OF THE VIDEO

[@Laura-qu1xf]

HAHA

[@emmeline-tyler]

Dan: (sarcastically) do you want us to just upload one sims video a year? Dan’s audience recently: wow Dan is posting once a year! This is amazing!!!

[@bugginonthewall]

*Jenna Marbles fans in the back* YOUR GUY IS POSTING?

[@daydreams-of-death]

literally the boost of happiness i get whenever he uploaded more than once in a year would be so much higher if they uploaded ONE sims video

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

I love how one of Dan’s could have gotten them sent to prison and most of Phil’s are just Dan not wanting to do something.

[@noah-ds]

😂😂😂 I LAUGHED OUT LOUD at "I made aubergine water 😑" *close-up of a whole aubergine floating in a gallon of water* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KarinaGonzalez-ch6ju]

"are we gay, did we fuck, what the fuck is the situation" LMAOOOOOO never in my life would i ever believe those words would come out of dans mouth

[@northernori]

Omg same! I literally grabbed my face like home alone I couldn't believe he said it 🤣

[@TheZazzledZebra]

When did he say that?

[@KarinaGonzalez-ch6ju]

@@TheZazzledZebra literally as soon as phil shows up

[@mssalt9030]

@@KarinaGonzalez-ch6ju for anyone wondering it's at 5:15

[@CJ-cz3hv]

I had to pause it

[@kayisd3ad]

“are we gay??” “DID WE FUCK???” i cannot with dan oh my lord

[@sierrachavez30]

Fr

[@haileycampe1495]

That line caught me so off guard, I never expected to hear him say that so bluntly. Even though I knew they weren’t gonna actually talk about it, for a minute there a small part of me thought they were lmao

[@maxithalo7796]

Timestamp pls? Um

[@becomingpneuma]

literally the weirdest thing

[@iamscaredofbread4357]

@@maxithalo7796 5:14

[@zalavogric3379]

Dan tried to leave the gold pig at the old appartment Dan tried to hide the pig in the new house Phil: *this gold pig is a gift for your new talkshow set IT MISSES YOU*

[@dasha_ucko]

That poor pig... probably has some abandonment issues now lol

[@daphneshort1621]

Phil should always come back to do the show but Dan introduces like someone new every time

[@athenapallas7686]

"OH you remember Violet-"

[@ur_lina]

Phil just blurting out the tea, not understanding the WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME gave me 2 more years of life

[@martina4830]

I am pregnant and getting married in 2 months and yet somehow, for 20 minutes straight, I went back in time and am 13 again, watching two internet nerds entertain me and make me forget about all of life’s problems and stress that comes with it. I love and appreciate you with all my heart. I hope there’s more to come.

[@dasha_ucko]

Congratulations!

[@mariemiel]

Congrats!

[@cheyunderwood7941]

Congrats :)))

[@m.k4447]

I wish you all the best with your wedding and baby 💕

[@jog6750]

I love this feeling!! Tucking my 3 year old into bed and sitting down to watch this is so surreal

[@Curly_479]

I feel like we aren’t talking enough about the apartment thing lol that’s honestly brillant of them for their privacy and safety

[@pinklova_101]

no fr, that one is probably the one that fucked with my mind the most. years of videos in that apartment just flashed in my mind as the realization hit me lol. genuinely clever and awesome

[@maturelydisapointingmember2699]

It's absolutely brilliant. They were thriving during a time of insane phantom hostility, by having an "apartment" that, if found, wouldn't be putting themselves in danger -- it's absolutely genius and I honestly love the idea of them being themselves in some random apartment and still making it seem like a home. They will always exist in my mind and I absolutely love it ❤️

[@BingBongWitch]

Wait was it the first one in London or the one they got after that?

[@morgansingletary8145]

I desperately need a Dan and Phil Tell the Truth 2 in 2024

[@klariissocoollike]

it's called Terrible Influence Tour they're probably outside of your house rn

[@sleepyqueer]

i love “what phil isn’t saying is you need to mind your fucking business”, what a beautiful statement

[@whysosour935]

👏👏👏

[@sofiag4447]

im obsessed with how the set looks so fake like the window and fireplace and how you can see the actual studio on the edges of the frame hsjshsj fucking incredible i love it

[@potato.pancake]

i like how fake it looks though, it’s kind of giving dreamcore (i think that’s what it’s called)

[@madeleinebrown9973]

i didn't even realise it was supposed to be a window and fireplace until i read this comment HAHAHA

[@lucywynnf]

I know Dan was joking about one gaming video a year but like, are you kidding me, I’d be so happy with that. There tends to be an expectation for regular content on YT, sure, but if you enjoy doing gaming vids, make ‘em, no matter how (not) often. If you don’t, don’t. Easier said than done, sure, but that’s my two cents. Love y’all.

[@IamAlmostRealWitch]

yes, gaming channel with 1 to 6 videos a year would be great ! 😆

[@pinkspaghetti1]

he acts like he doesnt upload one video a year on his own channel sometimes 😅

[@alexfernandes3703]

Yes please also a lot of us are now adults with busy lives so only having to commit to a video per year is my dream

[@user-dq1jl4pb9d]

It would almost be better because you'd never be expecting a video so it'd just make your week

[@wolfelee356]

truly! I honetly prefer random gaming videos the daily ones were overwhelming I felt like I hasd to watch them all

[@Charlotte_Sometimes836]

I can't imagine a better direction that Dan could've gone than this. I've outgrown pretty much all youtubers that I've watched in high school but Dan, I am so here for this shit

[@excusemeprincess8252]

I admire Phil’s stance, commitment and general chill-ness about the audience not having to know everything. I feel like so many people online feel the need (or the pressure) to share every aspect of their life but most of the time it’s really not healthy or safe. Phil seems to openly set those boundaries and will talk about them when it comes up in a chill, informative and sensible way. I think more people need to take a leaf from Phil’s book and decide on their online boundaries and stick to them and not be afraid when it comes up to say they’re not comfortable sharing that information.

[@heathercameron1485]

They've managed to keep whether or not they're bonking under wraps the entire time. That's honestly really admirable.

[@leahrebecca2051]

Yessss all of this and the same applies irl. Not everything has to be explained, or labeled, unless you want to and it helps you to do so. If it’s just people’s curiosity, you don’t owe them nada

[@vickym9221]

As a gay person myself, their silence on this topic has always felt weird to me. Now they're out - what's the big deal with confirming or denying whether or not they're in a relationship? It feels like another form of being in the closet that it's still this big secret. I think my own background of shame surrounding sexuality makes me see things that way though, so I understand that other people probably don't feel the same way.

[@lunatrafalgar6176]

@@vickym9221 my sister has a platonic life partner and they have 2 kids. They don't feel the need to inform everyone of the minute details of their relationship because it's nobodys fucking business. Now imagine being a famous person and everyone having an opinion. I totally understand why Dan and Phil don't wanna share the details

[@longlivethegays]

I really like how they continue to put that boundary. It makes me happy that they can do that comfortably.

[@tessafisher1976]

I love how this is Dan’s channel and he films like it’s against his will sometimes.

[@ellasquire2381]

PHIL GETTING WITH A GIRL AND SMOKING A CIGARETTE IS SO INNOCENT TO ANY PERSON WHO HAS EVER BEEN ON A NIGHT OUT BUT ALSO IS SO CHAOTIC FOR PHIL

[@elisecode2212]

i thought it was quite the bombshell! i would absolutely never do either of those things.

[@ellasquire2381]

@@elisecode2212 It’s just so not Phil, which is why it’s so funny to me. completely get that it’s not a lot of others’ vibe too! i on the other hand am a complete liability on every night out and if I had a single toke of a cigarette and got with one girl that’s a pretty uneventful night and I should be proud of the lack of chaos

[@frankie9373]

the way I thought the story would lead somewhere but nope it was just phil kissing a girl and smoking a cig lmao

[@jasminedavis6686]

@@ellasquire2381 I'm not a liability but I do smoke like a train when I'm drunk

[@caffeinatedx]

20:18 The "I simply don't care for it." Is giving, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID 'OH CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CAN'?" Vibes

[@tydusrain4476]

I feel like dans "give-a-fuck" meter is at an all time low and I am absolutely here for it i love the chaos in his attitude

[@skaterboipicasso2733]

Im losing it at “ARE WE GAY?! DID WE F*CK?!” And Phil’s face when he realised what Dan was saying 🤣

[@Hannah-zd5je]

Wait could you tell me the time stamp, I think I missed it 😅

[@hajarmdn4883]

@@Hannah-zd5je 5:15

[@zai91b]

tea still unspilled

[@Hannah-zd5je]

@@hajarmdn4883 thank you!

[@sunandflowerpots9931]

Phil's face was all I needed in that moment ngl

[@dinofrog926]

honestly, if phil was the guest every time I wouldn’t be disappointed

[@emmawills4112]

Literally lol

[@mishy1654]

What’s that I smell? Oh! Is it…JOINT CONTENT

[@kizrmi]

literally

[@tylerl4472]

I still can’t get over that they rented two apartments so the two of them as friends could live in one apartment and they could use the second one to just film in instead of having their own apartments😂

[@allyterps9223]

I didn't even think of it like that, but that's awesome/sweet

[@sydneyhuff6976]

Dan deleting Phil’s contact like they don’t OWN A HOUSE AND LIVE TOGETHER 😂

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

I bet he knows Phil's number by heart as well

[@totalweirdo8538]

@@Alicia-zf3nq Oh, 100%. They're definitely each other's emergency contact so he must have to say it fairly frequently.

[@Raebaby84]

They still live together!?!?

[@miloe6259]

@@Raebaby84 Yea, they bought a house together awhile ago. They've mentioned it, like, alot.

[@crossenmorgan]

@@Raebaby84 yeah they just bought a house!

[@sarkamichaljanicova32]

I can't believe that I'm here all these years later, being a freaking adult with a freaking uni degree and an actual job... and I'm still watching these two weirdos on the Internet being a visual representation of my last 2 brain cells.

[@AB-ku8du]

You’re an adult and you’re still scared of saying the f word??

[@sarkamichaljanicova32]

@@AB-ku8du I am scared of KZbin gods… that’s worse

[@AB-ku8du]

@@sarkamichaljanicova32 I appreciate the sense of humour lmao And yes the KZbin gods are truly terrifying that I had to censor my self while calling your self censoring out.

[@Amare_cosplay]

Same aye

[@RuskinRin]

SAME HAHDJHASJAAH

[@elli_lovesmusic]

Dan and Phil: *Literally tell the truth* Everyone: Oh woe of woes, when will the lies end.

[@katethielen3883]

I have yet to figure out if they're friends, mild enemies, or just British

[@shannonpodmore6484]

As a British person, the answer is yes.

[@karlynnette]

the answer is: *yes*

[@redpandashatecherries]

they're very british

[@jaybehkay2438]

All of the above

[@hanginwithbritt]

i like how phil said "we can just pop in when we want and it doesnt have to be a big thing" you guys should upload whatever you want, whenever you want and not have to worry about making a huge announcment or feel like there is any pressure. your viewers love you and we just want to watch you :)

[@TotosTales]

This though!!! I mean I’ve been watching for over half my life - I’m just happy when there is more content and I don’t want to be part of the reason there’s extra stress!!

[@bonniestump890]

Phil: I did eat a butterfly -- Dan: WOULD YOU LIKE A BEVERAGE?? this truly is the start of something beautiful

[@ensommeille5315]

said beverage being aubergine water... truly they never left

[@Roozyj]

@@ensommeille5315 Honestly, isn't aubergine toxic when uncooked? xD

[@seterster6800]

We do want those "once a year" gaming videos, yeah, if you'll feel like it. C'mon, you are the king of showing up and desapearing again, we're okay with that. We love long thought trough videos, we love short and stupid videos, podcasts, books, we just genuenly like you as a person. Also, we know that you are deep and smart person, that you are more than an enterteiner, and we remember that when you do silly things, I hope one day posting videos will be as easy and fun for you as it was in the very begining. Um, no one will read this but if you did and there was annoying mistakes in my text - sorry, i'm not a native speaker.

[@dasha_ucko]

This! So much this! And if everyone judges you for whatever videos you want to post, that's their problem, not yours, as you'll always have so many fans willing and ready to consume whatever kind of content you put out there.

[@justicedinosaur7302]

If somebody corrects your English, they are taking the time to try and help you improve, you shouldn't take it personally. Also native speakers make mistakes too, there is nothing wrong with making mistakes, and your English is great

[@kayden5495]

your english is great, don't worry about it man!

[@emeliaphia1567]

This! Thanks for putting it into words!

[@solo-mons]

Wtf your English is incredible what mistakes?!?

[@mayas3422]

phil pulling out his hot doctor's facebook history is such a mood tho if i had a very awkward interaction with a hot man i'd need my friends to know my pain as well

[@kitc.3104]

Everyone needs that Phil energy friend who just shows up when for whatever.

[@shaukahodan2373]

share every aspect of their life but most of the time it’s really not healthy or safe. Phil seems to openly set those boundaries and will talk about them when it comes up in a chi

[@Vanda-il9ul]

@@shaukahodan2373 If I can go along those videos with formsprings (if they are real ones) he set boundaries in the very beginning and followed them. Daniel was the one from the very beginning who needed to share info (happy?) and stayed throughout their career.

[@aine8912]

genuinely cannot believe that the ‘filming apartment’ theory from years ago was actually real

[@cha5549]

can u remind me what that theory is😭😭

[@janea.5893]

@@cha5549 same

[@nienke169]

Not completely sure. But I knew there were theories and people pointing at the fact that Phil’s sheets always looked like no one ever slept in it

[@borahebangtan]

the fucking comic sans 'bespoke activity area' sign made by taping two a4 size papers together is TAKING ME OUT 😭😭

[@sydneyhuff6976]

Even if Dan was more productive I’m glad he has Phil because I’m sure we’d all agree we’d rather have him happy and less content than depressed with more content

[@kaylinsmith6921]

I had to read this twice because I interpreted "less content" as "not as comfortable" and not "fewer videos" at first.

[@elsieinthevoid]

YES. thank you 👏🏻

[@danielhowell]

@@kaylinsmith6921 there's some kind of profound life metaphor about this

[@pigeondance]

@@danielhowell lmao

[@vic-1o7]

this feels like i'm about to catch up with old friends. no matter how long it's been i'll always tune in to see dan and phil together again :)

[@noplanik]

THATS EXACTLY IT

[@figsoup]

This is exactly how I feel, like coming home to an old family friends house

[@ellaisnotwyse7172]

this ☺️☺️

[@terrors.of.phantom]

the image of phil just travelling across the city with a golden pig in his backpack is fucking hilarious

[@SilencedTides]

this feels like a full circle moment. i started watching y’all in middle school and i’m now in college and this is the first video i’ve seen of y’all in years :,)

[@rosewood4547]

me tooo !! i wish u well in ur studies !

[@account44485]

same!!

[@SilencedTides]

@@rosewood4547 thank u 💖💖

[@Rachel-lf1mp]

Just read this comment and I was like “damn you’re old…” I am literally in college (Also watched them in middle school lol)

[@ladyofthewittyremark]

Phil: no one wants to hear that we're sacrificing children to harvest their stem cells Also Phil: I have one octuplet. You don't want to know what happened to the rest.

[@nightfall6304]

We all know that the title is clickbait but we'll watch nonetheless. Glad to see you back Dan and a video with you two on your channel. Hope for the best for you!

[@wilmon]

you were so wrong!

[@faith6833]

Exactly

[@mollycatrin]

yeah….

[@conniecanoe55]

​@Don't read profile photo ok

[@jenny0491]

Phil kissing a girl and smoking a cigarette is somehow the most shocking thing in this entire video

[@Goldlucky13]

i see that man in a completely new light now

[@daydreams-of-death]

kissing a girl was more shocking than him smoking a cigarette

[@birdbread]

I vividly remember him telling this story on his channel, or have i Mandela effected myself?

[@dasha_ucko]

@@birdbread Maybe you're thinking of him kissing an engaged woman so he could get to the bathroom?

[@cakimo5521]

@@dasha_ucko no he definitely has had a video about it

[@UmSteven]

I can’t believe this duo still gives me this much serotonin

[@MeNyanCat]

i do just love that phil was fine with having all his secrets spilled but stopped it the second it could harm someone else

[@Critterpedia0]

We love Phil

[@jellydarling1008]

Phil is a hero of the people

[@hyper.nova25]

Anyone else fully expected Dan to text Phil "hey buddy you in London?"

[@amazingemilypaige]

YES!!! I WAS WAITING BUT IT NEVER CAME

[@kennie727]

I haven’t thought of that in years, yet I immediately remembered that whole event as soon as a read your comment.

[@schwarzroterose]

Dan and Phil have successfully done one thing - drawn a boundary and stuck with it. They do not and will never owe a single soul information their private life. However the media/social media/online presence landscape has changed so much that people nearly assume any person with a platform owes us every detail of their life. Now what I really wanna know is how Phil hid that sack with the pig so long that Dan didn't get suspicious?!

[@brandythomas6970]

as a long time fan since I was a child people put way too much pressure on y'all it was actually gross. no one blames y'all for how you coped with this pressure and I think y'all handled it really well actually. I'm glad y'all are happy and healthy

[@ashlyngarcia4194]

Dan being absolutely feral and Phil being a housetrained cat is the funniest shit ever

[@StrayShaz]

Dan: "I wish literally anyone but you was here" Phil: "I will throw you off that chair" I have missed these 2 giant nerds together ❤️

[@lilianangel6473]

Phil: Straight up says the story, very innocent stories mind. Dan: I did not consent!!! Dan: Proceeds to talk about Phil’s medical history Phil: Dan hates animal crossing!! Dan: Nooooooooo!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@pp-ld7og]

Saying "no worries if not" when asking anyone or anything has me in this depressive chokehold

[@rhiannonboylan5195]

I think once or twice a year for Dan and Phil Games is a great idea if that's what you'd want to do, definitely would love do see a Gay wedding with Dab and Evan especially with the Wedding Pack

[@Liltinasmile]

Well, if they can even get the wedding pack to work

[@AriaLouisa]

Seriously, I’ll take any dnpgames content I can get!

[@zachlbbh]

yes i need the howelter family back

[@cocoaicci_]

Or even if they played horror games again. I miss spooky week so much😭

[@toni4874]

Yes! One sims upload and a holiday ep? would loooove to see it!

[@placefantasy1821]

I mean this in a supportive way, I would genuinely watch every episode if Phil was the only guest on your show. Like I’d watch regardless but there are no complaints to see you and Phil on screen together again. Also it’s so telling the y’all raised me when I was a teen bc I felt in my bones when Phil called out Dan for referring to people as buddy and that’s why people aren’t talking to him. Like he just like me fr.

[@gisole98]

dude yeah like this is TOTALLY not about shipping and shit its just,,,, the contrast phil brings to dans chaotic personality is so fuckin FUN please

[@kirbybie]

Yessss every single episode it’s just Phil coming back- truly dystopian

[@Spidercandy957]

I know I laughed so hard at Dan’s resignation to have Phil on as his guest but tbh it’s the only person I really wanted on the show 😂 I’m sure other guests will be just as fun but if it was always just Phil I would not complain. There’s always something so fun to watch about two people who really know each other interact

[@lexa7821]

I’m sensing a run on joke, no one else wants to be on the show so it’s just him and Phil

[@idarafnspangsberg601]

WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEEZED WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE “AUBERGINE WATER” THAT WAS GOLD

[@shaukahodan2373]

At 0:15 I immediately thought "hey buddy, you in London?" why do I remember this

[@Amqni]

omg i laughed soooo much

[@silas-whatever]

I'm obsessed with how they basically just took this concept and turned it into a full length show for Terrible Influence