Louise teaches Dan to be a Daddy

Our awkward attempt at parenting. The ultimate yummy mummy and doomer daddy team up to raise a child - what could go wrong?
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
WILL LANGDALE
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
ELLIOT GOUGH
DAN HOWELL
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
Chronometer - Guy Copeland
Losing Face - Martin Klem
Asteroid One - Czar Donic
Sway With Me - Sight of Wonders
Lost at Sea - Trio Leo
For You I Do - Tiki Tiki
Another Pineapple Please - The Fly Guy Five
From Naxos to Paxos - George Propokiou
Captions - amara.org/videos/f4II7tYpxMBS... thank you!

[@Louisepentland]

Always a pleasure Daniel

[@LaurasDiaryx]

Loved seeing you guys together in a video again! Xx

[@adonisia]

did he pay you to say that

[@firstname1445]

MISSED U AND DAN❤

[@penina8438]

Was it, Louise??? 😂❤

[@suki9268]

Iconic duo

[@danielhowell]

one of the most unhinged videos i will possibly ever post thank you and i’m so sorry louise

[@chloepatrick12]

keith and louise need therapy

[@bridgetm6124]

Louise has blocked your messages and is contacting a lawyer 😭

[@AbbyTheBee]

this was amazing thank you

[@zara.1212]

release the bloopers! they have to be GOLD!

[@blankdomain]

Sorry about loosing custody over Keith...

[@dovex5922]

I swear Louise doesn’t age, she looks the same as 10 years ago!!

[@lanakitten420]

i literally came up with a theory yesterday that having kids keeps moms looking like five years younger, cuz every couple i see with like a four year old the dad looks ten years older than the mom

[@MegaRambit]

She's so beautiful, I swear

[@elizabethpage_]

She’s so pretty, I love her ❤

[@isslepoo]

@@lanakitten420na men just age faster, and nothing ages you like having kids 😭

[@BojanTomic]

​@@lanakitten420 More like "having kids ages you 10 years in a year". 😂 What you're seeing are teen moms. Louise is one of a kind, really. 👌🏻

[@yay-depression]

“you are pushing all of my boundaries today dan howell” louise captured on camera in *mum mode*

[@Louisepentland]

Ahahaha

[@TofuTeo]

This is one of my favourite friendships 😂 Bless these two ❤

[@ryansalmon6411]

Honestly surprised she didn't pull out the middle name on him in that moment lol

[@jusong]

the perfect trilogy we really went from awkward moments, awkward dinner, and now awkward baby handling

[@juuustnothing5663]

This is the perfect comment 👌

[@danielhowell]

buttergluttons rise up

[@jusong]

@@danielhowell i hope you provide Louise and Keith child support and family therapy 💚

[@swatichandra7128]

but the leg waxing video

[@withinsanityy]

The progression 🥹 so wholesome and yet so .. not 😂

[@avaklyce]

dan: doesn’t wanna be a dad also dan: TEACH ME HOW TO DAD

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

suffering for the sake of art, it's very dan

[@rosaliesimard2266]

i think he filmed the other one after filming with Louise xd

[@forestlocs]

​@@rosaliesimard22660:58 I think not^^

[@forestlocs]

​@@rosaliesimard22660:58 I think not^^

[@fryingpan34]

Keith was born, learned how to talk, and experienced a divorce in less than 20 minutes. Keith is either going to be a genius, or be traumatized for the rest of his life.

[@An19941]

Why not both?

[@hopelessromantic3786]

I think most geniuses are traumatized. Or at least all the ones that come to mind. Tesla married a pigeon ffs

[@danielhowell]

can't wait for keith's 2 hour video essay exposing me

[@markkorobkin85]

@@danielhowell lmao

[@kais3297]

dont forget about the custody battle

[@kavatwastaken]

i hope you treated louise to a very nice dinner after putting her through that

[@muirmaidbby]

my thoughts too lmfao

[@christalcavanaugh]

And hopefully she hasn’t lost her luggage this time!

[@zoe1315]

he can surprise her with it, i’m sure she’d love that

[@MegaRambit]

Maybe he should just give her money for a nice dinner... They have embarrassing disaster times when they eat together 😂

[@karlitatv]

Hopefully it won't be an awkward dinner😂

[@Hannah-zd5je]

The way she LOUNGES on the sofa is absolutely iconic

[@gilly_axolotl]

It's how I sit in my therapy appointments lol

[@Hannah-zd5je]

@@gilly_axolotl as you should

[@MegaRambit]

And the way she holds that glass of... Banana water...

[@crisiscat1111]

Dan continuing to be unsettling. And Louise trying to survive it.

[@bobbobbo5278]

She looks exactly the same as I how I remember her from that dinnerr storytelling video

[@sarsarsar111]

That baby saying "DADDY" was one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen WHAT THE FUCK

[@Sweaterlatethannever]

Very well said for a baby under two

[@QuickstepLuna]

Did Dan actually cry though?

[@Kidomaru222]

"It's very.... Greek Death." Oh woaw. Louise REALLY gets Dan

[@pocketlizarddd4549]

It’s hilarious how I genuinely can’t tell if the discomfort of the person when they walk in greeted with silence is real or acted 😭

[@tdizzle2563]

Oh no this one was real

[@dayschange2]

I feel like afterward, Louise met up with Phil and he just said, "I warned you."

[@melissam7]

Now when Dan goes to Louise's house and asks to hold one of the kids she can palm him off with Keith. She's a genius.

[@eternaleyeliner]

Louise’s girls are like little people now

[@alexfernandes3703]

Bold of you to assume he would ASK for that but yes

[@love2manythings]

​@@eternaleyeliner isn't Darcy like 11 💀 Baby Glitter will be a Teen Glitter before we know it 😭

[@demongrubbs]

i love how louise always calls dan out on his crap, that's true friendship

[@alexrightnow2531]

When Keith said "aloha sprinklerinos!" I felt myself age about 10 years 😭

[@herase123]

“The only glamorous, successful mummy I know- Louise!” Dan’s mum watching this video: 👁️👄👁️

[@sheilabalderas780]

Glad it wasn’t just me who thought of this LMAO

[@hopelessromantic3786]

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID

[@-ellieille-]

Or Phil’s mom Kathryn!

[@Muted_Marcus]

@@-ellieille- Also Dan's grandma who has video evidence: 🧍

[@jeka8826]

Possible to be an amazing mom without being glamorous! Personally, I don't know any glamorous moms, because as an unglamorous mom, we don't run in the same circles.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Daniel 6 days ago: "why I dont want kids" Daniel today: "Louise teaches Dan to be a daddy" Character development

[@nonbinarii]

this guy is a walking contradiction lmao i love him dan: "i will never settle down" also dan: has lived with the same guy for 13 years and custom built a forever home with said guy

[@alexf225]

​@@nonbinariiI gess settling down as having nuclear family kind of shit. Or at least a baby.

[@flawlessangela]

No!He used it as a bait

[@nonbinarii]

@@alexf225yeah ik that's what he meant. it's just a joke lol! it's just kinda funny because the concept of settling down can also refer to marriage, buying a house, etc. solidifying your future in a way. he has kinda settled down in that sense sans children ofc

[@XLightChanX]

maybe he filmed this video and he realised he doesn't wanna be that kinda daddy

[@JuMixBoox]

You can see Louise's inner conflict between NSPCC ambassador and former challenge and comedy KZbinr.

[@Louisepentland]

And this is the edited version!!!

[@mollieisabellereynolds]

​@@Louisepentlandwas it really that bad? are you ok louise?

[@MarijaDreams]

😂😂😂

[@AlysaEBanks]

@@Louisepentland It kind of seemed like you were genuinely uncomfortable/having your boundaries pushed in a lot of the video to be honest. Are you okay? Maybe I'm seeing something where there's nothing.

[@kat6061]

What is NSPCC?

[@jennysanimations4181]

Dan hysterically crying over the Daddy thing is giving me life

[@onceuponamelody]

Louise had A LOT of parenting experience with Dan and Phil before she even had kids. 😂

[@xxoldmagicxx]

She had 1 before she met them, so she was ready for them 😂😂

[@harleyallison4881]

Few things are funnier to me than when people don't understand that Louise actually has an incredibly dark and twisted sense of humor so they see her content with Dan and think she hates it lol

[@maitesoto1953]

Also that they've been friends for yeeeeeaaaaars so if Louise didn't appreciate Dan's humour at all she simply wouldn't have agreed

[@Sam-qv5bu]

@@maitesoto1953 is that completely true though? like she seemed genuinely sad and a lil uncomfy sometimes and i cant tell if its a bit or not :'33 i cannot figure it out

[@fuckwit107]

​@Sam-qv5bu I think you're reading into it a bit too much m8 chill, they're pals and I'm sure if she wasn't feeling it she would leave

[@rorolilred]

I dunno she seemed genuinely upset when he called the doll a motherfucker and then again every time he said something similar. I didn't get the impression her "dark humour" extends to jokes about fake babies

[@arthurteddy91]

@@Sam-qv5buIf you haven't seen their past videos together, I would recommend watching them... they are self-professed "extremely socially awkward" and also apparently "set each other off," leading to many hilarious moments they previously made lists of because it made them laugh so much!

[@Roxanewolfie]

this whole video is just dan traumatising louise with how he handles keith only for louise to flip the switch at the very end and traumatise dan by taking keith away. beautiful

[@deborahv7107]

why do i feel like Phil is the one deciding what/when Keith is speaking? this seems like peak phil decision making

[@AmberWilliams]

“its very greek death” *dan realizes what his aesthetic has truly been this whole time*

[@tubatan1304]

Louise: "assuming the baby can't support its head cause when a baby's born their necks are all like leh leh leh" Dan: "useless mfs" BAHAHHDSKKD these two will always be chaotic and i love it.

[@hauntedxstarzz]

Dan admitting to liking bondage was not on my 2023 bingo card

[@flawlessangela]

Even after Dan as a nun?it's hilarious 😆

[@nell_bell1596]

this has been a known fact tbh

[@thatonegaybitch1811]

look at the man, it’s kinda obvious

[@oshawott946]

@@nell_bell1596you can’t love the color black as much as Dan and NOT immediately think of black leather straps 😁

[@MegaRambit]

And absolutely nobody was surprised Kinky b***h

[@shineefive]

obsessed with how louise is a very obvious child lover and dan doesn't know what the hell to do or say about kids

[@cloudsandstxrs5755]

former 11 year old who called dan their father figure, now 19: holy shit

[@Sisi66890]

former 11 year old who called dan their father figure, now 25: HOW

[@serephimzeph]

Same

[@3295i]

Same 😭

[@mckaylyc2322]

@@Sisi66890on the same page 😭😭😭

[@annamaria9392]

Same but now 22

[@DazzlerDee]

You'd think he would know how to be a dad since he raised us for over a decade

[@skcch1796]

fr as his child as of ten years ago I'm a bit offended that he's doubting his skills now

[@aarielljames]

I mean he has been a great role model for us with mental health problems

[@moss_guide]

he raised us and look at us now (ok i think the phandom is doing quite well i am proud of us)

[@allissaspeaks9110]

@@skcch1796he’s probably doubting his skills because we’re all mentally ill. 🫥🤣

[@just_a_butterfly]

9:57 its so impressive seeing something manage to shock dan this much. We're used to him screaming laughing but silent laughing feels so strange for some reason

[@tiannagraham5210]

that part made me laugh so hard i almost cried at work 😭 i was holding that shit in but it was so difficult omg

[@hvillumsen8528]

I'm 37 weeks pregnant and I swear I almost went into labour laughing so hard at this

[@deadname3350]

hope you learned a lot 👍

[@pixiemischief7]

"our awkward fancy meal" is still a comfort video for me, i'm so happy to see a video of these two together again in 2023 :')

[@hauntedxstarzz]

Dan and Louise are always so chaotic, I missed seeing them together 😭

[@chocoholic7719]

the chaotic energy that occurs when these two are in the same room is immaculate

[@ollcx]

i love that she is STILL surprised by his behavior

[@eternaleyeliner]

All of baby Keith’s outbursts: 7:02 surprise baby noises 9:02 monkey noises 9:57 “daddy” 10:55 “daddy” 11:09 “you’ve clearly never done this before” 11:28 “thank you daddy” 12:04 *louise voice* “aloha sprinklearinos” 12:18 “brown? Brown?” 12:45 “come on, come on” 12:47 “ugh I’m getting older” 12:55 “oh! Oh!” 13:25 *horn* 13:28 *demon noises* 13:42 “daddy” 13:56- 14:12 daddy barrage 14:14 “who is that woman?” 14:22 “daddy what the fuck” 14:50 ??????? 14:55 “I am asleep, goodnight” 15:53 countdown from 30 16:18 “this is taking too long” 16:38 “I am very comfortable now” 16:52 “I am asleep” 17:05 “entertain me” 17:23 “purple” 18:23 “hi mommy”

[@kamemochi2736]

thank you for this

[@snoosh101]

A hero among men

[@jumpinjoint]

i hope you always have $10 in your wallet

[@idkphoenix]

Louise really pushing her gentle parenting methods on dan today

[@mjupiter17]

When the baby went “daddy” I LOST IT

[@stitch02family37]

can't get over Dan singing "Keith is beautiful, Keith is valid" I feel like this makes up for all the swearing afterwards 😂

[@Muted_Marcus]

It took me took long to realize that the baby's talking voice isn't a default feature until it roasted Dan.

[@dotdotdot...176]

Same 😂

[@mishamishra6747]

Louise is the only one who can really show dan his place, we need more

[@Nyxxeonn]

Louise just being CPS throughout this entire video, trying to teach Dan how to dad and then running off with the baby lol.

[@kikiandthebrain]

LOUISE AND DAN TOGETHER AGAIN THE UNIVERSE FEELS OKAY IN THIS MOMENT IN TIME!!!! don't ghost her again for another 6 years it's so nice when someone can semi crack the persona i love it

[@emilycole4162]

I’m so glad to see Louise again!!

[@Ratpoisonbean]

“Dan I had a toddler and was getting divorced through that time” she gotcha there, Dan

[@rowatron]

louise deserves a nobel peace prize for this video

[@zara.1212]

keith is so advanced, they can speak full sentences, change voices and has conned two adults into taking caring of them !

[@ThisIsItReally]

I think Dan just got his first child taken away by the unofficial child protective services in his life. Let's process our feelings around that

[@theLocalLesbian]

I love how dan always starts the show with confusing the hell out of his guests

[@norrie2460]

When the baby said daddy and Dan went red I couldn’t stop laughing. Actual tears screaming down my face

[@mayagarcia2700]

seein Louis being almost really mad at Dan after he said “useless mfs” was so entertaining 💀

[@elisab6281]

Kinda happy I failed the "will Dan and Phil adopt you?" Quiz back in the days.

[@aubryellaotero1064]

There is literally NOTHING I love more than Louise and Dan’s unhinged, chaotic vibes together. They have perfect best friend chemistry it’s absolutely ridiculous.

[@mikeymywaydowntown6915]

Now imagine Dan trying to pass this knowledge on to Phil like a game of telephone

[@veebeelights]

Love how at the end, Louise finally matched Dan's energy.

[@ashp.2460]

Lousie taking the baby is probably for the best lol. Sorry for the lost custody battle, Dan.

[@Meg.01]

"I could do that!" "I did half of that for you!" I've missed these two together

[@e.vanl.]

That first "daddy" FOLDED me

[@elliotr5556]

shout out to whoever has control over baby keith's soundbites, you are a comedic genius

[@milochite]

this fatherhood arc immediately following the ai baby fiasco is the biggest plot twist

[@lovecleric]

forgot how inherently chaotic dan and louise are when they’re together

[@justalicer]

The jump cuts to the FEAR in Louise’s eyes. Truly a masterpiece.

[@jamieruwen4204]

Louise & Dan are making each other's lives hell on camera again... nature is healing

[@charliejohnson3298]

Hearing Dan say placenta is giving me flash backs

[@aaronhertel3249]

Dan will be a great mother someday

[@im_emo_as_frick]

The amount of times dan has to break out of the skit in boughts of genuine laughter over the baby making ridiculous sounds has made my entire week, this video is hilarious

[@LadyCynthiana]

Dan, there is nothing better than when you do a video with your friends or family. Your individual videos are great but your humor when you're with people you're closest to is the best.

[@CherryCupcakeCreations]

Next video: Dan learns about paying child support.

[@allenavadonia424]

whenever i watch dystopia daily, just the music and vibes and awkward humour makes it feel like this video is broadcasted from an alternate universe

[@alicenham]

Louise is an absolute gem, saying it like it is, putting up with all Dan's humour and still being inspirational! Keith has been lucky to be kidnapped by her

[@FirePuddles]

I love how you went from making a video abt not wanting kids to actively proving why you SHOULDN'T have children just in case anyone had their doubts Edit Damn I posted this like 2 seconds into the video and I was not prepared for dan to lose custody of his fake child 😭

[@Ryan-zs1zj]

I think this is Dan's way of telling us he got his secret wife pregnant

[@christalcavanaugh]

Can you imagine if Danrific was as true all this time and Cat and Dan were actually secretly married

[@lilali9797]

the true cause of phivorce

[@jordanmasterton1781]

@@lilali9797😭😭😭

[@nimrodgrrrl]

Ohhhh

[@emilyslicer2843]

The holy duo, Louise and Dan, Your colabs are some of the most iconic in KZbin history in my opinion

[@squidlord2897]

When Dan told Louise she could take anything as a memorabilia, she said Keith, and they showed her walking out the door with the doll I couldn’t stop laughing!

[@MopTopMase]

Dan's team literally made Louise's life hell for a not insignificant amount of time, so here's to Louise for PUTTING UP WITH THEIR SHIT❤❤❤

[@o_riioo]

'why i don't want kids' to 'louise teaches dan to be a daddy' is the range of my decision making skills

[@am7846]

Louise and Dan videos are imprinted into my brain, I'll never forget the cold butter 'pyramids'. So happy to see her on DD!

[@lexb4116]

I cannot believe you picked the name keith-keith is the name of my best friends abortion because, in her words, “who could love a keith”

[@sevvra]

WHAT THS GECTBYDRWCUBO

[@Andrea-Art-Adventure]

I’m howling

[@LadyKhiaani]

These just get more and more unhinged and i am totally here for it

[@ninapilgrim]

If my parents had told me I was valid I can't begin to imagine how different my life would have been. Cherish that, Keith you lucky bastard

[@lpodverde]

I lost it when the the doll started making the demonic gurgling toilet flushing noises OMFG!💀

[@pyronapp]

Louise's "hello my love 🥰" gets me so bad ( 18:22 )

[@milliegallagher2091]

Keith just inherently bullying Dan is my new favourite thing

[@Amy-lg7ml]

It’s giving 2016 and I’m here for this throwback collab 😭

[@MirianRodrigues483]

Dan and Louise together is always so chaotic and I love every second of it.

[@memoriam.victoriam]

crazy how dan says he doesn't want to be a dad when hes been the father figure of a generation

[@daleblanquita]

In love with Louise just moving on from Dan’s jokes without comment

[@mark_3dg]

THE iconic and underrated duo we’ve all been yearning a collab from 😌😩

[@ksen1011]

Dan: learning to parent Louise: learning how to accept possible unhinged behavior from her kids 🤣

[@demongrubbs]

been calling this man daddy for years and only NOW he decides to start supporting his babies???? where were you when i needed you daniel

[@SuperUkeChan]

watching this 6 weeks after giving birth to my first born son. at first - ooh louise is an experienced mom, this video might be helpful! by the end of the video - okay, nevermind

[@sanjanarathod4735]

LOUISE AND DAN FINALLYYY i love this duo so much this video had started to feel like a collective hallucination 😭

[@Lotselance]

Sorry but Dan calling babies "useless mfers" is funny af and not even that edgy how are people on twitter getting offended by this

[@sixfeetundertheradar6080]

Wait ppl actually got offended by that on twitter?? 😂

[@Lotselance]

@@sixfeetundertheradar6080 Yeah people were like "oh man Dan has really gone too far insulting children and joking about childbirth in front of a mother! Louise is so uncomfortable, why does Dan feel the need to be so edgy!"

[@niamh1408]

your baby has only just been brought into this world and already is advanced in speaking so real of them

[@nickmunguia7304]

Louise aggressively taking Keith away is just hilarious to me

[@catplague]

this is absolutely the reunion the world needed

[@cuddlesandmurder]

dan and louise’s collabs always make me cry laugh and this was NO EXCEPTION HOLY HELL I’M PISSING

[@anna_banana7019]

I absolutely love that their friendship has lasted all these years. Even now I still watch dans waxing video whenever I feel glum. They are such cuties together and I’m just glad that things from my childhood can last lol

[@littlegreensunflower3547]

Dan really lost everything in the divorce 😭