The TRUTH about my Neck...

[@PietinioBaryga]

dani's food expires before it gets to the bottom of his neck

[@Harrenders]

Hm

[@mdnan]

Lol

[@drip-luc2113]

R/rareinsults

[@hornetisvoider]

Wow

[@supgd9043]

@@drip-luc2113 r/foundthemobileuser

[@kisamehoshigaki3690]

Plot twist: His neck is made out of unitys particle system

[@captainfordott1419]

True tho😂

[@THE5lash]

And *T H I C C* bones

[@SpookyBarlo]

you literally made your username based on dani thats some serious dedication

[@SpookyBarlo]

@@sagi6279 .

[@metalgames2532]

Fun fact actually

[@汉]

Dani: *I have verry big bones* Dani's neck: yes.

[@Villageeer]

YEAH!

[@shhlbnrys]

@@Villageeer steveeee

[@magicpaladin]

Hi verified human!

[@gaqueglowl]

[@ahzas4272]

Verivied boi wanna get likes

[@someguy5687]

I miss the good old days when Dani ended the video with “drink milk, hit billy, and beat your goddamn wi-“

[@realst1kz]

I miss the old days when Dani uploaded.

[@crypticrobin6748]

Dani is the Teacher from “little Nightmares 2 "

[@weirdcarpetthing97]

Lol yeah

[@yahyagd5637]

The thing is he can't bend that neck 360 degrees

[@Terrabyte13]

@@yahyagd5637 You ever seen him try?

[@S2DR]

Lol hahhahahaha

[@Butter.985]

Hmm

[@norvillerogers3504]

Dani: “I’m a man of my word” Me:”then where is the unity’s partical system tutorial”

[@marccalebflores8270]

he proly can't do that.

[@ubern00bkye]

Or... He can't do that?

[@aditkumar4644]

Actually I am really patiently waiting for it

[@hellomine2849]

@@ubern00bkye The magic words that will trigger Dani to do anything. Dani, do karlson devlogs now! or you can't do that?

[@ubern00bkye]

@@hellomine2849 maybe that's why dani uploaded again. Someone said "dani upload, or you can't do that?"

[@potatoflour9447]

3:44 the fact that the meme says "carlson" and not; Karlson means that the creator of the meme has not been on the steam page, hence why, THEY COULD NOT HAVE WISHLISTED KARLSON

[@missingindy]

It could have been autocorrect

[@Sandwhichioussandwhich512]

Same with 8:50

[@asianweebtrash9298]

Karaoke

[@mobcrusher99]

I get Phoenix Wright vibes for some reason

[@alicudechimario3896]

boring! shut up nerd! (jk please dont point a banamagnum at me pls)

[@bigsin2422]

Demonfall: you lose money and experience in the main game if you die to a player Dani: amazing

[@crackbae7610]

His neck is so long that it reached the world of off the sticks

[@deathconccc3338]

Oh

[@sgdemobushunter7394]

Ok

[@filiptuddy2137]

He drinked milk long milk

[@elliott.724]

His neck so long that the food expires by the time it gets all the way down it

[@filiptuddy2137]

@@elliott.724 your kinda right

[@ultimate7798]

Dani seeing a pretty good deepfake of him on iron man: " *YEAH, BUT WHY* " A cartoon animation: " *VERY REALLY REALLY VERY COOOOOOOOL* "

[@yonatanblumovich]

You mean "Wow that was really cool!"

[@infernosakai]

I am pretty sure that person just used an app called reface but idk

[@ethen4446]

i can literally s e e the evolution of dani's camera vision

[@rahuls7039]

Dani is getting super rich... 😎

[@Bluefox-Dev]

7:29

[@cheaplizardstudiosofficial]

Fun fact: Willy being destroyed animation may be inspired in one of the animations of doom 2016 , the animation is just removing a worm parasite thing out of a giant golem (it’s a boss as you may think)

[@GMilkMan]

Fun Fact: The Teacher in Little Nightmares 2 is actually Dani in a full body tracking suit

[@stelachildescu925]

Nice

[@BBattleDroid]

😂

[@nuhgett]

As a little nightmares fan and a dani fan this is truly funny

[@alexwayne8790]

it all makes sense now

[@Caleb1434]

🤣

[@sprit7350]

6:07 Dani "it's euro..." Me as Polish: heavy breathing

[@originalbobo1575]

Me as a German "how dare you"

[@kacpix201]

True

[@bombekbomba279]

POLSKA GÓRĄ

[@tracksandmusic6370]

@@bombekbomba279 shut up

[@gasteriamod415]

@@tracksandmusic6370 no u

[@TheRealKindcod]

Dani: *says Karlson* Headphone users: “My time has come”

[@yunusemrepolat2586]

ye time come for low the audio

[@Derrick-1209]

"sent shivers down my spine"

[@cmed1980]

Uhhh oh

[@pigaming3383]

Dani talks about karlson.... My headphones: Adios

[@algorithmbreaker9941]

oh you dont know what karlson is?

[@koorideez]

theres something about rewatching him that can never gets boring

[@dolliethedoll]

fr tho

[@Anoxygenbreather]

Real

[@mateipasionatul]

"Now it's time to reveal the truth about my neck." *transforms into Alolan Exeggutor*

[@elliott.724]

Yes

[@minibuzz1608]

Yes

[@Someweebwithinternetaccess]

yes

[@chiragjangra2199]

"I don't make mom jokes, that's way *below me* " You sneaky little bastard xD

[@NotRed_23]

Dani:unlike your mom

[@AbiRabb1t]

the "wow that was pretty cool" song should be in karlson!

[@kepygames]

How could it fit?

[@kepygames]

@@Beking27 Maybe

[@Superepicoolman]

YES

[@Superepicoolman]

In a boss fight you have to beat Dani with is long boy lenk

[@thedoggyuniverse1863]

Dani: sees a giraffe Also Dani: finally reunited with my own kind

[@agentdumbdumb]

After he said that was below me, was anybody else expecting him to then say “Just like your mom was last night”?

[@parthsehgal1816]

😏

[@littleskibidisigma]

Ok

[@littleskibidisigma]

@@parthsehgal1816 Koala

[@nizarmesbah.1653]

Expectations : a long story about his neck Reality: Reddit Memes

[@knight764]

yea, i was expecting him to like go like in my childhood, people bullied me for my neck or somthing and we would all feel bad for making fun of his neck, but was just a made up story so we would stop asking.

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

F

[@AI--wl3kd]

5:02 I don't know what's more surprising, the fact that Dani's scripts look like this, or the fact that Dani is on a script at all...

[@SensorIsHere]

(When karlson gets released) Someone: what’s karlson? Dani: a huge game someone: How big? Dani: ALMOST AS BIG AS YOUR MOM

[@matiz1287]

6:06 dani: at least we have like 5 euro. polish people: *SHUT SHUT*

[@kocury_pl7030]

Yes

[@DevNoov]

exacly

[@simka_music8076]

Whaaat. Lithuanians *Litai* looked samee

[@patryksliwka_]

Dokładnie

[@chlebakpw9906]

Tak

[@sea-jae6237]

Everyone: waiting for the “wow that was really cool” chain Me: excited to see the new “ah boy here we go again” chain

[@drawingastickman8122]

ah boy here we go again

[@man95ster]

ah boy here we go again

[@ayamesupremacy8367]

ah boy here we go again

[@chcoding]

ah boy here we go again

[@wabu2403]

ah boy here we go again

[@sireggletonIVothebreakfastisle]

Dani should add that wow that was realy cool song as a secret to karlson

[@adrian-mg8dl]

hell yea

[@Ch3z_Borgor]

4:59 The fact that he wrote "No one is even going to read this, end my existence" and no one actually read it even dani didnt (except me)

[@jyotiuniyal8007]

Petition to make a new karlson themed car in jelly drift and name it "CARLSON"

[@theoc6511]

h my god yes i'm signing

[@lebollsong]

Write, “Or you can’t do that”

[@blank6334]

Dani will never beat silksong

[@olrafiki8393]

@@lebollsong haha u tell him that “Or you can’t do that”

[@olrafiki8393]

this is the best idea

[@ChillyLucas]

6:08 that is a Polish curency named zloty

[@adwaithpraveen3906]

Its złoty, its is pronounced like swoty or zwoty

[@pytarda3397]

@@adwaithpraveen3906 i think more like "zyuoty"

[@adwaithpraveen3906]

@@pytarda3397 ?

[@pytarda3397]

​@@adwaithpraveen3906 i mean if you not from Polandia you pronounced "zyuoty" not "swoty" or "zwoty" w ogóle po co ja piszę po angielsku. Chodzi mi oto że w złoty bardziej słychać u albo yu niż w.

[@pytarda3397]

If you don't understand the Polish part of my comment, you have google translator

[@retro7663]

Dani: Shows Us His Neck What we want: More Billy abuse and milking content from baking lights

[@TheDoStuffChannel]

karlson: time to kick buts and drink milk and im all outa milk. duke nukem: time to kick buts and chew bubble gum and im all outa gum.

[@Ron-uy9xg]

Dani's neck length is the biggest mystery of the year

[@darsnga]

Y E S

[@Someweebwithinternetaccess]

tru

[@walterhartwellwhite3811]

No.. It's the longest mystery of the year! *seinfield laugh track*

[@DHBRNGRYooo]

yes

[@balls08]

No, Karlson's release date is

[@TKratz007]

Most countries: Don't like milk that much. Dani and Scandinavia: *CHOO CHOO.*

[@somerandomkid7040]

I like how he will never lose focus in his intro of all his videos. Even if hes rolling in his gamer chair yelling "WHATS UP G A M E R S" out loud its incredible.

[@karlosmoghit3908]

6:42 umm.... thanks for the shout out i guess

[@swosg]

*If Dani feel off a cliff, he would break no bones because he drinks a lot of milk, and milk does what? Make your bones stronger.*

[@fernandogoncalves5603]

Omg guys he can feel off a cliff

[@sirboombox2703]

@@fernandogoncalves5603 #### # ### ####

[@Ayaan_the_Titan]

Feel calcium in the bones

[@UltimateSpiderMan]

Wow this is really cool

[@teresaperez6890]

Tho his neck would break since his neck is long and thin

[@MonkeWithKalashnikov]

Gta 5 fans: *waiting for an update for over 7 years* Me: just wants more dani tutorials

[@Elysiummmm__]

We dont want Dani to commit Sudoku, we want him to commit Karlson 3D

[@elizabetharellano7976]

noooo math

[@uthumperera1]

*4D

[@drdoof69420]

Guys pls only 2 likes not more not less

[@Harrenders]

Yes

[@Elysiummmm__]

@Yuk Kiu WONG the original Karlson was made for a game jam and was a 2d game, search it up

[@He_is_coming...]

1:05 when I saw that milk, the demons left me, then I noticed a glass of orange juice Safe to say the demons haven't left since

[@shadowfaxdog9733]

Dani’s thumb just automatically goes up when he says cool he doesn’t actually do it willingly

[@lizerdito]

“I’m the milk man drink my milk” - every Dani fan ever

[@gaqueglowl]

[@lizerdito]

@@BigdoAR It’s a Custom Emoji

[@somilsingh4843]

@@BigdoAR

[@SumanBhagat-fo6xc]

@@BigdoAR

[@sweden1276]

I broke the 69 likes, sorry

[@jonathanrees2278]

“Welcome back to another episode of MEMESSSSSS” ~ Dani 2021

[@qui-gonjinn6887]

What's up gamers.

[@F-14B]

The drill is very cool now lets see if dani yeets me

[@JoseGamingGD]

Dude, imagine asking about the drill

[@F-14B]

@@JoseGamingGD yeah imagine

[@julainesmith9386]

What anime character was the one that said I hate vampires?

[@Goddmonke]

Dani: "What else am i supposed to do, Buy a car?!" Also Dani: **literally moves out from his house using his car**

[@2nxious]

Interviewer: *How long is your neck, dani?* Dani: *Yes.*

[@Fuer64]

Breaking news: Dani sues little nightmares 2 over "teacher" character

[@FluffyPumpy]

yes

[@WormMilker]

@@FluffyPumpy i tought you died-

[@FluffyPumpy]

@@WormMilker no

[@meepmayhem5119]

@@FluffyPumpy a

[@meepmayhem5119]

@@FluffyPumpy eeee

[@initialyeet3951]

3:14 Dani screaming compilation just cracks me up

[@ElfsborgAreN1]

3:47 "oh you're wondering what Karlson is? It's just a little GEM''

[@marcussong5864]

*It's not that his neck is long, everyone's neck is just really short*

[@That1Gal3.141]

sry I can't help myself, it's not that your forehead is big it's just everyone else's foreheads are really small

[@Neptune_A_Planet]

Ok nerd f you @Marcus song

[@clashoclan3371]

When you are so early the "Hero" hasn't arrived yet.

[@imvictorhugs]

@@That1Gal3.141 stop! he's already dead!

[@balls08]

*No, no, he's got a point*

[@DerDrogg]

Dani Long Necks

[@i_luvmath6428]

Dani Looooong Necks

[@mikethegamedev]

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Necks

[@Thunder-wd6tm]

What

[@TrueJole]

Hi, drogg

[@ivanjanka2910]

no

[@pacifisticsadist7034]

I'm not entirely convinced that Dani hasn't had some sort of neck training from that teacher in Little Nightmares 2.

[@rang_ongaming231]

I THINK NOT

[@SeetiIsoaho1302]

3:51 the feeling of pure mysery scrattles through your veins as dani lets out the most ANGERY scream in mankind for you not listening while he explains to you over and over again about what is the wellknown videogame named karlson. Shame on you for not wishlisting karlson on steam. (I dunno)

[@mishagaming1075]

Dani: A- You: ah yes, time to overthink this as a joke.

[@SeetiIsoaho1302]

@@mishagaming1075 oh really? I didnt notice.

[@mishagaming1075]

@@SeetiIsoaho1302 i know this is sarcasm, i meant that you over thought it to make a funny joke.

[@i_sartist5563]

Someone : let’s talk about drill Dani : your free trial of life has ended

[@powerkitty5994]

Shut,SHUT IT

[@i_sartist5563]

@@powerkitty5994 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊

[@powerkitty5994]

@@i_sartist5563 what?

[@i_sartist5563]

@@powerkitty5994 I got shut

[@powerkitty5994]

@@i_sartist5563 sry BUT SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT THE DRILL

[@handler-helperlars]

Me when I see that r/THE_DRILL exists: *calls every army, spybase and secret organization that exists*

[@seiny099]

i,d call ur MOOOMMMM

[@Zelvonic]

wat drill,im new.

[@lenn110]

@@Zelvonic hey shut shut shut dont talk about the drill

[@lenn110]

@@Zelvonic see in dani channel making among us but 3d

[@LanceTheManipulor]

by the time karlson releases, the "wow that was really cool" parts will take up half of the video

[@sailorbloxylambkins7528]

(I am, very sorry for this) Make a Karlson half action half dating game, where Karlson saves and dates the goddess of milk, as a human being, with her name being Milk, and the villian being Mango Juice, and maybe just one child named Chocolate Milk. Or can you make this?

[@RadishMalan]

9:50 this could be a final cinematic for the boss in karlson, finishing up Willy

[@AESVIII]

Excuse me, did that one guy spell Karlson like “Carlson”, he probably asks about the drill

[@Blinsick]

I want this misspell to be a meme

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Or it’s just his car game

[@maruaz8922]

We don't talk about the drill here c'mon

[@AESVIII]

@Omar Zapata exactly :)

[@2gk560]

What’s the drill

[@muralir2912]

Why you don't try and make a tutorial on Unity's particle system (or you can't do that?)

[@BostYT]

I know right i barely know how to use it i need to learn from the master.

[@ZombinhoGames]

yessss

[@Arvl.]

you forgot to put ( ) on the or you cant do that, its supposed to be "Why you don't try and make a tutorial on Unity's particle system (or you can't do that?)"

[@muralir2912]

@@Arvl. time to change it then :D

[@eggtailsyt2719]

Shut

[@ScriptFedora]

6:06 for anyone wondering that's a 5 zlotych(pln) coin, which is about 1 euro.

[@charred270]

Anyone else waiting for the "wow that was really cool" vid?

[@ilEagle3696]

Only reason im here

[@tienmanh8125]

Me too

[@o5-72]

Yes Meeeee

[@WANDERERINTHEMIDDLEOFTHECHAOS]

M3

[@WANDERERINTHEMIDDLEOFTHECHAOS]

Mé

[@BradleyRichards]

Dani is getting too good at the 'wow that was really cool'

[@cieplydran1]

6:06 No, it's "Złoty". A Polish currency that is ~four times less worth than the euro

[@wronislav8882]

yep ur right

[@pothayo9319]

Yes

[@TotallyNotMaiko]

Tak

[@Mewtendo]

6:52 i like how dani thought it was a chain

[@lemonade_goat]

giraffe dani cant hurt you he isn't real, he cant hurt you giraffe dani:

[@willy9473]

bruh

[@yug.5624]

@@willy9473 bruh

[@willy9473]

@@yug.5624 bruhhhhh!

[@GodDid-777]

@@willy9473 bruhhhhhhhhhh!

[@willy9473]

@@GodDid-777 brrrrruuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!

[@Yumi.ng9]

Petition to make Dani's neck *THE DRILL* 2, So no one talks about his neck ever again.

[@yoriichitsugikuni1435]

Oh... DID YOU JUST SPOKE ABOUT THE DRILL!?

[@pingu7910]

RRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRREEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

[@neonoir7549]

@@yoriichitsugikuni1435 DID YOU JUST MENTION THE DRILL?!

[@sir_pheonez4048]

@@neonoir7549 but... you metioned the drill by somebody else mentioning the drill

[@jacketoff_f]

We don't talk about the d word here

[@ADG.4100]

The truth is Dani's neck is actually the size of a Gucci Banana

[@shirrazbg1353]

I bet Dani's "Wow that was really cool" will come up into a million someday

[@krialabos9414]

Kid: Mom Can We Have A Giraffe? Mom: We already have A Giraffe The Giraffe At Home:

[@dex5171]

Lol

[@sir_pheonez4048]

lol

[@mutaz_8261]

lol

[@Gavin2089]

Lol

[@nothing-st5ls]

Lol

[@justsometed950]

I don't know what everyone have with jelly drift AI, for me it was satisfyingly challenging nothing extra hard.

[@Dozen656]

Dude you gamer

[@unholycrusader69]

@@Dozen656 e p i c

[@coolkidzjuice]

@@Dozen656 I just went backwards to avoid the AI im not really a gamer.

[@Dozen656]

@@coolkidzjuice not really gamer

[@autistic_m4a3_76w_hvss]

1:20 Dani Turns into Billy and starts doing a Japanese puzzle

[@egode]

True

[@egode]

10:37

[@dr.m.abdelmonsifdeweis1975]

Shoutout to the cameraman for flying into outer space just to record his neck

[@RickTests]

yes

[@Moonlight-zp4qq]

Person: What's Karlson? Dani: Oh it's just a little GA- *explodes*

[@lourdesperezverdejo8960]

LOL

[@NoName-zu3ye]

gay?

[@Moonlight-zp4qq]

@@NoName-zu3ye no. "game"

[@NoName-zu3ye]

@@Moonlight-zp4qq oh k

[@ezyy5812]

@@NoName-zu3ye yes gay

[@laszloxia5048]

his neck is so long that he can see the milk store from his house

[@samvogt7031]

😂

[@dieamond3]

I never thought that he would be the teacher from little nightmares

[@shamazaokachow6413]

EYY nice reference bro

[@blendyboi5023]

Bruh

[@shamazaokachow6413]

He neck be like Long boiiiiiii

[@commanderthornn7154]

6:52 wow, that was really cool! you should make it your epic gamer intro

[@steelhert4363]

Dude. We legit need more Cursed Dani lore.

[@angelcorreaspohr84]

My discord be like: r/sus lol

[@sanfodoescontentsaltaccoun149]

@@angelcorreaspohr84 what

[@xxshadoxxx7436]

Ik right

[@Abstractiqns]

Yes we do

[@lykaktus1386]

little nightmares teacher: ah.. finnaly a worthy opponent...

[@TheKing-dx1if]

True

[@kxarmic]

no way, Dani's neck is way longer

[@Double.Think.]

Unoriginal

[@kxarmic]

@@Double.Think. ur unoriginal

[@Double.Think.]

@@kxarmic like you insults

[@depressedgum9303]

Dani: whenever a KZbind hasn’t posted in a week he’s dead Me who hasn’t uploaded in months: *lives*

[@weggrd]

ur a depressed gum(hahahah)

[@eroth1008]

I didn't upload in half a year and am alive

[@1.n3w]

i didnt upload in a year and im not ded

[@thepamboys3048]

I have never posted and im alive this is a joke btw I have posted and I am dead

[@eroth1008]

@@thepamboys3048 If you have replied, you are alive. EDIT: And you have not posted.

[@Fybinex]

Dani: Master of Milk, editing and UNITY'S PARTICLE SYSTEM

[@Ominousssss]

2:27 this man got one hell of a chuckle

[@MC-ew7sc]

🤣 Dani I'm sorry that I laughed so hard at his dude.

[@IveGotBeef]

2:35 "I can't remember what this dude is called." I think it's called a human. Thank me later.

[@KhaledLebail]

Vince McMahon

[@tobthesnob9811]

Be thankful that you have a long neck, some people don’t even have necks

[@HekkuHajime]

Agreed 😂

[@A_Man_The_Man]

Like kings in france

[@O_XEO]

@JoeLikesTea yes

[@MarcoAdventures]

"Kids are used to playing easy games like Roblox and Minecraft" Decaying Winter: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@vasian7069]

Dani: "I made it on purpose" Me: *Laughs with Dani's cybertruck* PS : I didn't use short cuts

[@willy9473]

Wow that was really cool

[@Micd_Up9000]

Dani: I’m a man of my word Unity’s particle system tutorial:

[@anthonyperdomo1766]

Stolen

[@noerplays230]

@@anthonyperdomo1766 no

[@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350]

"Oh, you dont know what karlson is?" My ears: no No NOOO

[@captainemerald8863]

now KARLSON'S JUST A LITTLE GAME I'M WORKING ON-

[@romoney]

your name is long as dani's neck, no offense

[@anonymousxyz4420]

who is the person on your profile picture? Is it Rimuru Tempest?

[@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350]

@@anonymousxyz4420 no, its Aqua from Konosuba

[@anonymousxyz4420]

@@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 oh, I am watching season 2 of Konosuba at the moment 😅

[@FNAF4LIFE8]

7:51 That meme predicted the godamn future

[@ZiMYZi]

his neck is SO long that it reached world height

[@ln7097]

WOW THAT WAS REALLY KOOL!

[@defiantcornball9115]

wow that was really cool

[@Wq022]

It reached the build limit

[@gabbsxoxo]

I don't know what is scarier between the fact that we're actually in Minecraft and the fact that the new build limit is 4064 with data packs... oh no what monster have i created

[@Wq022]

@@gabbsxoxo WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! 😬

[@dapotatoking4699]

The only thing we know about the drill is that we can’t talk about it

[@spacebananadog4242]

Why are you talking about it

[@squidstrasse]

YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[@DEV-rw7eu]

*SHUT SHUT SHUT!*

[@oliverprieur7766]

HEY SHUT🤏🤏🤏

[@firebirdlego855]

What drill? There is no drill

[@gammaboost]

Dani: Searches up milk. Me, looking over at my mug of milk that I have every night

[@SUS489]

0:28 [Gomu Gomu no: Bell]

[@farhanarshad4973]

How long do you want your neck to be ?? Dani: *YES*

[@kikkirik]

10:06 "aah here we go again" " aa boy here we go again"... loop this also

[@biggamergrayson8837]

1:49 this is how it really looks if you pause it at "you don't know what Karlson is?"

[@ttweIve]

What is it about dani and the drill Dani Repairing The Drill is a task in Among Us and the original Among Us. Since Dani was likely too lazy to remake the drill from the original Among Us, he just downloaded a generically-shaped drill. However, Dani, for undisclosed reasons, doesn't want anyone to talk about it.

[@LegoCityFilms]

1:40 There's that cursed image again...

[@yogurtlover5425]

haha looks like ur mom

[@sweden1276]

@@yogurtlover5425 nothing like ur mum

[@zselimegmen8714]

In some frame he to like characters from Mount & Blade

[@yogurtlover5425]

@@sweden1276 ur both mom

[@gaminghq4846]

the "wow, that was really cool" is now engraved in my head. DANG IT! GET OUT!

[@maxn-]

Wow that was really cool!

[@korodev3415]

Wow that was really cool!

[@chomik6356]

no one: God making Dani's neck: LONG BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

[@That1Gal3.141]

No stop you can't just make a human gira- HAHA NECK GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@shade6001]

God talking to angel about dani before he's born: God: you know humans Angel: yes God: and you know about giraffes. Angel: yes? God: give this human the neck of a giraffe and a milk obsession Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!

[@ungratefulape9121]

@@That1Gal3.141 yes

[@That1Gal3.141]

@@shade6001 God: Oh and make him hate orange juice, oh and make him make a drill Angel: Why a drill, what about it? Dani: * turns into something like shy guy, hunts down people if they ask about the drill * Also Dani: DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[@72degrees44]

If you’ve been gone for a years does not make you dead 7:44