The Witcher 3 Memorable Geralt Quotes (Campaign Part 4)

In which Geralt drinks a lot. Thought this would be one of the last videos, but it seems I forgot how much game is still left so we'll see!
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[@ataberkaycan3373]

Yen: "Grasp it firmly, move it around and the louder it screams, the closer you are." Geralt: "Mhhm" This is pure.

[@isaiasvalladares4210]

Ata Berk Aycan I never knew that wisdom till...ya’ Know 😏 things recenterly

[@kursatkaya8158]

Dammit.. I understand it now.

[@gaunterodimm2210]

@@isaiasvalladares4210 “Recenterly is not a word!”

[@trumpetgal98]

Confirmed: Geralt is an "I love you" drunk

[@SL1cK_1]

"Lambert, Lambert." "What a prick." "Not bad."

[@erodoeht4666]

ZERO hesitation

[@petrpokorny360]

7:43 oh boy, that eyebrow move :D :D :D

[@Synthia17]

Holy shit I never noticed that, hilarious!

[@BlacknessInTheLight]

Made my day, that one xD Didn't notice it playing, but now I was like "WAIT A SECOND, did he ACTUALLY WIGGLE his eyebrows?!?!" and backtracked to see it again. "Oooh yes he did. Gotta love that man xD"

[@Terkzorr]

To think someone at CDPR had to animate that. xD

[@lonesomedove3057]

" pretty damn handsome stick though." I lost it when he wiggled his eyebrows

[@Jemini4228]

"Debateable" Is it really, though? :)

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

@@Jemini4228 the fact that handsome man Eskiel (yes I'm a guy) said that; they're both so pure

[@austenhead5303]

@@Jemini4228 Apparently it depends on the version. Witcher 3 Geralt is very handsome, but he's not supposed to be in the books by what I hear and he wasn't in Witcher 1. And even in W3, when Geralt and Ciri go to Velen, Geralt gets called ugly by the woman selecting people to send up the hill, which... what? I mean he's no fresh-faced virgin, but get your eyes checked, lady. And now we have Netflix Geralt, and I personally don't care for what Cavill's done to his body, but apparently most people are into it. So yeah, Eskel's right. It's debatable. And maybe that's an intentional layer of the joke.

[@thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429]

@@austenhead5303 Geralt isn't ugly in the books ether. He does have this very scary smile. Which looks terrifying due to his "viper eyes" and extremely pale skin.

[@SlothhhKinggg]

I only now noticed he did that 😂

[@Kncperseus]

Geralt: "You smell wonderful" Yen: "We are at a funeral" Geralt: "You smell wonderful in this funeral" Me: "Get a crypt, you two."

[@volrag]

I aspire to be as smooth as Geralt was at that moment.

[@Benassiesto]

"I sense your blood." "Come out and fight, bitch." Classic drunk Geralt

[@sin21ful]

7:44 WHICH DEVELOPER DID THAT, WHATS HIS NAME? CAN WE FIND HIM? HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT.

[@joshuaellery6167]

The eyebrows though.

[@samtate2011]

The dry humor between Geralt and Yen is so refreshing and down to earth, you just don't find it in any other game EVER. Geralt: What was THAT? Yen: Unicorns.... Geralt: I know they were foglets Yen, I was just asking where they came from! hahaha

[@stefanbajic4464]

these videos are calming my witcher addiction, damn this game, this universe

[@DaniJGaming]

Stefan Bajic glad to hear it haha ;)

[@Deviant_and_Delighted]

Stefan Bajic Read the books. They're fucking great!

[@stefanbajic4464]

I did haha, i guess im waiting for the tv show now:)

[@stellarfusion-4217]

This game straight up stole my life but is it stealing if you submit to a legend?

[@lackusshock]

Being drunk as a Witcher seems like the weirdest experience ever. You're senseless yet aware, still intoxicated but alert.

[@cymikgaming1266]

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[@AS-wv3if]

Geralt: "neither of you two have been with a sorceress" Eskel: "for good reason" Geralt: "i didnt know being a lil bitch was a good reason"

[@spikegilfer1997]

Geralt just likes a challenge is all.

[@ksnumidium9168]

I love that at 4:38 the townsman says "young people these days" without realising Geralt is probably twice as old as he is, at nearly a century old 😂😂😂

[@AWakeWriter22]

"Never took you for a poet." "Oh, but I am one. Wanna hear a limerick?" XD

[@ionas8154]

in 8:17 when geralt asked that question, uma was answering genuinelly, because inside he was actually an elven sage lol

[@lisaanimi]

11:56 The best quote in the entire series

[@DaniJGaming]

Lisää Nimi love lambert! :)

[@wolffire5421]

No it’s 13:05

[@erodoeht4666]

7:45 Did...did Geralt just give us the eyebrow wiggle?

[@StarFallTube]

9:56 I just love this game

[@Kaida760]

Lambert- ooof ye fat fuck" Geralt - you're no feather either" lmao

[@solaire2271]

Drunk Geralt is the greatest thing...Ever. XD

[@mozuesolympian2988]

7:45 Those eyebrows on geralt, thought i saw it the first time but now i know

[@bethkrager6529]

Geralt to lambert: "If i'd've bent over i'd've puked." Me: falls over cackling.

[@sarfarazsafdar629]

7:44 XD geralt's expressions, absolute gold

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

I’m still wondering how you even get that dialogue exchange; in all my playthroughs of the game, I never got to see him say that.

[@Protectereli]

I want a bromance like Lambert, Eskel, and Geralt lmao

[@alzhanvoid]

Protectereli bromance... really? Really?? Ugh, not even the witcher fandom is safe from people like you.

[@alzhanvoid]

@Spider boi no u

[@gamemaster112ful7]

@@alzhanvoid I know I'm over a year late but do you even know what bromance means?

[@alzhanvoid]

@@gamemaster112ful7 Indeed, I was slightly ignorant. Yeah I found out some time ago. Still, its pretty weird to call close friendship bro *mance*.

[@dyrohe7026]

@@alzhanvoid always nice to see people reflecting over themselves

[@iagam3r]

why is the bed getting chucked off the balcony not the first thing you see when you get there?

[@evansheehan9258]

13:09= Fucking glorious man.....

[@rinokumura7371]

R.I.P Geralt Old Bed.

[@65firered]

It was good bed.

[@TheAngelOfDeath01]

Oh, how I love this game. The Witcher game series has got to be the greatest game frenchise ever. It's such a shame CDPR won't release Witcher 1 with far better character controls.

[@koalop34]

Now I wish I was more of an ass, my first play through

[@DaniJGaming]

It's the best way to play! XD

[@jakeofyo]

9:59 Lenny face.

[@syrenet]

Hocus pocus abracadabra ~

[@steakiefrags1866]

12:00 is the best quote of the whole game

[@MilindMukesh]

The third question to UMA was actually about multiverse.. Its wonderful how developers have done their work in this masterpiece.

[@Jesperadoo]

wtf geralt 3:09

[@mrobligatory.5234]

Witcher childhood nursery rhymes.

[@carlmart5797]

7:45 his fucking eyebrows, I'm so done XD

[@SilveryWhiteTruckofNMUSA]

Is the best action quote of video or silent understanding: "Reaching for your sword, drawing your sword upon another"? Added reply, conversational quotes we could say, too, from this KZbin app video; quoted from this 'man of the second dimension', and 'people of the second dimension' just like the 'actors and actresses of the television, second dimension.'

[@SilveryWhiteTruckofNMUSA]

"Always knew too much study would kill you." "They don't call me the 'Butcher of Blavekin' for nothing." "Sometimes, sometimes heads just roll." -"You're just a stick in the mud." *"Pretty much handsome stick ." -"Debatable." "Stay away from dangerous women" +"Never took you for a poet." *"But I am one." "Sorry we were never here." "Come out and fight, Bxcxx". We could communicate well in conversation with this 'man of the second dimension', and, I should add, with these 'people of the second dimension,' as any other television actor or actress of the second dimension, too, huh?". KZbin video action app.

[@abelmorgan3972]

"Yes uncle Vesemir"

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

0:32, funny how Geralt is right next to Yennefer while wearing Witch Hunter’s attire. Clever lol

[@sin21ful]

0:39 me as a Witcher.

[@TheNorang]

"You up for a game of gwent?" Only quote from Geralt that actually matters

[@Grim_Sister]

Come out and fight, Bitch is the best response to anything.

[@drdopamine369]

There should be more quotes from Skellige

[@christophersantos4825]

7:40 Geralt, what the hell are doing with your eyebrows.

[@NorthSudan]

Good resource to refresh my inner Geralt voice for reading the books :)

[@zeldatrash7308]

the drunk parts are great

[@wolffire5421]

Come out and fight bitch

[@Tombuxtondrums]

Can anyone hear Gandalf at 4:21 ?

[@juelchasse]

Yes, he said, "oh no not another portal."

[@karikmeijer330]

What kind of demon plays the witcher 3 without subtitles

[@DaniJGaming]

karik meijer haha I know! 😆 I did on my first play through! When I was compiling clips I was also saving them for the music vids I made too and I found the subtitles distracting in those. 😬 Sorry! 😉

[@vendasiax666x8]

Geralt: "You smell wonderfull". Yennefer: "Geralt! We're at a funeral". Geralt: "You smell wonderfull at this funeral".

[@xaphok2173]

Caedmil, bloede D'hoine

[@drdramatik]

😂😂😂

[@drdramatik]

Was looking for this comment

[@cosmic2750]

That "you smell wonderful at this funeral" is my favorite thing in the whole game tbh.

[@98haunter]

drun Geralt best Geralt

[@liviaulbrich6530]

I love his sarcasm.

[@Micras08]

Wind's howling

[@UBOGaming]

This is THE BEST and my favourite gaming channel on KZbin. Can't wait to see more content!!!

[@DaniJGaming]

UBOGaming you're too kind!

[@sirshotty7689]

10:30 Keira has entered the chat

[@Bgh583]

Geralt most famous quote, do famous it will be engraved on his tombstone. " shit"

[@MsAnnoyingComment]

I need to play this game again.

[@DaniJGaming]

MsAnnoyingComment can never play it too much! 😉❤️

[@UBOGaming]

NICE ARMOUR YOU HAVE THERE AT THE START

[@DaniJGaming]

UBOGaming Hahahaha it IS pretty cool huh XD

[@mitskisson]

Dani J Gaming This reply is pretty late don’t mind that but would you please tell me what quest was that at the start ?,I’m sorry for the disturb

[@mr.pointless9595]

@@mitskisson When you first reach skellige, main story.

[@eimhinlynch1517]

The banter between the witchers in this game is something to behold

[@moatezmoussi9751]

Best game in history . period

[@blowmebiatch]

*Vampire* "I sense your blood." *Geralt* "Come out and fight, bitch." Geralt Tha Gangsta of Rivia!

[@RevanJJ]

Been watching your videos for awhile. Forgot to subscribe. Doing that now! Great stuff! Keep it up! Hopefully we’ll both hit that 1k someday, lol.

[@claudiamacias74]

Yen no es grosera con el los dos son iguales de toscos pero se entienden y se aman

[@steemdup]

Love Eskel and Lambert

[@JimmyBanGames]

One thing is that 95% of the armors in this game look stupid af

[@tarnyowl6068]

It’s a shame there aren’t more funny hats to make him look perfect 👌

[@keoghsher1032]

Thats why you need to hunt for tge witcher gear coolest armours in the game

[@growmania8978]

thx for this awesome series :)

[@DaniJGaming]

growmania I'm just really happy people enjoy it :D so thanks to you too!

[@Dark-yv9tp]

Guys whats that Armor Set at 1:57 ?

[@selahattinalici686]

Undvik set or something like that, you can buy it at Kear Trolde

[@ghipsandrew]

No 'Summon the bitches!' ?

[@merc5333]

April 27 2020 2:17 Why is no one talking about this armor? It's gorgeous 🥺😍 Can anyone tell me where I can get it? And yes, Geralt is the most adorable drunk ever. 😯🧡🧡

[@maxburrill6192]

Witch Hunter armour? Gorgeous? Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

@@maxburrill6192 let the friend think whatever they want; my first play through before I got my hands on that sweet sweet Ursine Armor; I actually liked the Witch Hunter uniform cause of the coats

[@maxburrill6192]

@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 alright, fair enough.

[@DerOrso]

Dangit! what armor is Geralt wearing in the thumbnail and 1:48 - 2:02?

[@unholymalformationoffisto2131]

I know on PS4 you can get it as free DLC, I dunno where you get it otherwise, on different platforms.

[@RobertA-fd8ix]

It's the Undvik armour I'm sure, you buy it from the armourer just outside kaer trolde

[@user-pt2ec1is1f]

@@RobertA-fd8ix No it is the Skellige Armour set available as a DLC install

[@Ethozel]

what steel sword is that?

[@kevinwhite8534]

What armor is that at 1:56 ????

[@SpekalBoy2000]

Undvik armour, you buy it at the blacksmith at kaer trolde in skellige

[@Poet482]

I don't think even fans understand how much alcohol it takes to make get a witcher drunk. The amount of alcohol they use as the base for a single witcher potion, alone, would give a normal person toxic shock syndrome... and the other ingredients would outright kill you. I'd imagine it'd be quite a sight to see a witcher go to a bar intending to get drunk. It would take an awful lot to get the job done.

[@victoriabirney5654]

Bet that's why he specifically asked for *cheap* wine lol!

[@curiousguyontheinternet9023]

@@victoriabirney5654That, and the vampire he was hunting in that quest only fed from blood intoxicated from cheap wine

[@bass_man8149]

13:07 what quest is this?

[@kevbriam]

Bass_Man it says it right there, it’s a contract killing a vampire you can find it in oxenfurt if I remember correctly.

[@bass_man8149]

kevbriam i eventually found it and absolutely rinsed the vampire lol, definitely one of my favourite monster contracts so far

[@aijsselmuiden]

What quest is the one at 12.40? I missed this one

[@turbogamer8319]

That's ugly baby, when you get drunk with the boys Eskel goes off to find more vodka but ends up lying outside in the courtyard. When you find him Lambert will suggest you go to Yen's room to steal her clothes and use the megascope. You can either call him a genius or tell him he's had his last drink.

[@tylerthompson1879]

that last one though

[@LensterT]

1:51 what's that armour?

[@DaniJGaming]

Lenny Arms I believe it is the Undvik armor. I bought it in Skellige from the armorer in Kaer Trolde

[@LensterT]

Dani J Gaming ok thanks mate. Haven't seen it before

[@DaniJGaming]

Lenny Arms no worries. :) It's a nice set for roaming around the isles

[@marwanahmed5510]

whats the name of the armor at 1:58

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

Ik I’m late on this one, but it’s the Undvik set which is part of 16 DLCs this game has. You get 3 unique (albeit fucking expensive) sets of armor: Temerian which you get after saving the merchant in White Orchard, Nilfgaardian which you get from the Quartermaster at Crow’s Perch in Velen, and the Undvik set which you get from the armorer at Kaer Trolde in Skellige.

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

"The Oxenfurt Drunk" is seriously a great quest; and it's only a Witcher Contract 😂 It's almost as good as "The Volunteer"

[@chadcybercock3915]

«Lambert, Lambert! What a prick!» *I'm dead.*