I Denied Bessarabia in HOI4 MP

[@el_huevo850]

The top 1% streamer might not be top 1% on KZbin, but the KZbin videos nowadays are time well spent. With a good editor and a dedicated, committed content creator nothing can go wrong.

[@fis1ks752]

golden arguing with dankus about micro meta is like the kid in middle school who argued with the teacher

[@mohamadalakhras9750]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@t_gabiuel6058]

In this case, Golden is the teacher and Dankus is the kid.

[@screamingeagles2670]

Glaze secured. Golden be whiny doe

[@Ihavpickle]

​@@t_gabiuel6058I disagree

[@quichrlyn]

which is which

[@hihilow56]

Dankus: gives praise to the germans for having a good build Golden: shits on dankus for being a meta player Okay golden, okay

[@RedbadofFrisia]

Well...Dankus can be quite sweaty to play with i feel, so some light grilling is fine.

[@Thebaconmurderer]

You missed the two streams before where Dabkus aid how he'd shit on the Axis and got completely steamrolled within the first year. Danks is really good when he has actual good supporting teammates. When he doesn't he usually doesn't last to long.

[@tungaoztek305]

Cuz dankus be like 🤓☝️

[@aliencrackgrunt]

​@@Thebaconmurdererthats how team work exists... Its like saying you could win a team based shooter alone..

[@freddy4603]

all he has to do is not meta coach people who don't want to be coached...

[@lukalolleonardo4797]

Dankus and golden arguing like a married couple as per usual

[@jochhetjoch]

If this is what marriage is like I'm going to look up this Andrew Tate fella.

[@JustinianRomanov]

They said my kleptomania was weak

[@jeremiahrussell4913]

17:47 is crazy, the soviets had basically zero equipment in stockpile. I've never seen anything like that before.

[@flutee6162]

Romanians stole everything right before they capitulated

[@AdrianRO1918]

most original joke i ve heard@@flutee6162

[@CivilizedWasteland]

@@flutee6162 now that's realism!

[@isaacskinner5565]

They might have deleted their stockpile once they realised they couldn’t win

[@ultimatenothing5539]

It happens in most mp games, Soviets typically lose so much equipment they can barely keep up stockpiles or just simply have deficits, this is in comp games though where Soviets literally are one shot and are a timer of holding until d day

[@TeacherTalary]

Romania became Finland Winter war 2.0 lmao

[@BloodNothinglol]

*The game starts* Dankus: Can I Germany and Bulgaria: N O

[@jakov1043]

15:08 Carolus Rex is encircled at Poltava and needs your help xD.

[@lookat-thestars]

the germany co-op was such a baby I wonder how Dankus can stand him lol

[@DoccyStars]

bro is unaware

[@nicotobiko7153]

are you unfamiliar with the whole bokoen1 crew? they are really funny and dankus plays with them alot, the co-op on germany was GoldenSpatulas and he possibly has anger issues

[@K_-_-_-_K]

Such an insufferable prick. Would be a instant mute.

[@christoperwallace6197]

​@@nicotobiko7153he's immature as fuck. And yea def has rage issues.

[@The1truesigma]

​@@nicotobiko7153and

[@quincyames2014]

golden lost honestly with how bokoen was playing it is wonder you guys won this

[@kazzzerusss]

Golden is probably the most annoying individual on the internet, props to dankus for staying sane during this recording.

[@koendekortdk2198]

Well, I mean he's a weeb and likes girls of questionable ages, are you surprised?

[@christoperwallace6197]

Golden is why the mp community is trash. That attitude .

[@obamacare_grucha]

Are we gonna just ignore that the mvp was Japan? They did countered most of asia very fast and the countered the USA alone.

[@Kronosfobi]

I wanna see Dankus play as a perfectly Neutral Turkey. No attacking, no going for Ottoman nor Turan, Just sheer simcity.

[@captainpancake8177]

Golden really hates dankus huh

[@Tom-oj7si]

Guy's gotta chill

[@thatsmeman780]

@@Tom-oj7si yeah idk what guys problem is

[@christoperwallace6197]

​@@Tom-oj7siimmaturity. And rage.

[@universalis8208]

Why is golden still allowed to speak? The single greatest mood killer hahaha

[@ilyasdgv7924]

Why is golden so disrespectful? Are they good friends or ?

[@Qwerty-of4cy]

ye more or less

[@Thebaconmurderer]

Two of the best microers in their lobbies. I'd argue two of the best players, but most of the videos you'll see Golden seem insufferable on the other hand, the actual stream shows how enjoyable he actually is. You watch Golden for enjoyment and Dankus for game play. If you didn't notice Dankus tends to always do the exact same strats, but with Golden, you never know what you're going to get. Could be a safari that ends up in South America or could be losing his entire British fleet to the Germans.

[@Maksim621]

@@Thebaconmurderergolden is freaking jerk how can u watch him more than 2 mins ?

[@AdrianRO1918]

welcome to hoi4 community

[@christoperwallace6197]

​@@Thebaconmurderernot really relevant to golden being a doche though

[@theorb2882]

Africa was secured quickly, Japan was great as well, they dominated during the whole war. Literally i couldn't do this against ai 😭

[@Celeste__ch.]

Me neither, mostly bc it requires your allies to also do well, single player is a solo experiance (as obvious as that sounds)

[@maxamillanropespierre]

btw bokoen1 has a video on this game i would reccomend it

[@mcfunny8887]

link? or video name? love bokoen

[@goswaldthegoose]

15:10 the Swede dying at Poltava? The script couldn't be better written

[@maffi1487]

Golden surely is a loved person irl.

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Golden calling someone a regard that’s hilarious.

[@pyroboss1013]

What about more modded games? I’d love to see some crazy EaW games or methodical political TNO games

[@jonathanmason3495]

what the fuck is up with Golden? it's like he's never interacted with a real person in real life before.

[@uckbritley1305]

Autism

[@SpicyFiur]

Dankus have you considered looking for another group to play with? Like holy shit I can't liste to that baby crying in the background. Where are it's parents?

[@pood40o72]

This little creature has no parents

[@smokez0]

fr

[@macgrande7935]

Dankus needs better friends tbh

[@endzor]

6:20 thanks youtube content

[@franztheprussian4166]

Golden is honestly the only person I can't stand in the entire group. He is absolute cancer in the discord server as well. He is at best mid at all the games yet has a massive ego and goes way overboard with the banter but can literally take nothing himself. He never left his edgy angsty emo phase and you can tell. It eludes me why they all still hang around with Golden, to me it also seems like this has only gotten worse with time.

[@pood40o72]

I'm just going to assume it's due to Golden being in the group since day 1, but I can also see the appeal for the group to keep him. In almost every video with him in it, you'll hear him insulting and belittling someone or his fellow teammates for messing up or not playing the way he wants them to play, and when he loses, he gets trash-talked and dunked on in the same video. You see this a lot in Boken's videos, where it's been a comedic effect for his content to have that one guy always raging at someone or something and that country ball looking mad.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Because golden whining like a chihuahua before getting smacked is good for the views.

[@teresarose685]

You can have it all, my empire of dirt

[@AlexanderMunio]

Each time i watch dankus videos he gets shit talked to by his friends do they actually hate him?

[@KEVIN_IS_HERE]

they are good friends its just for fun

[@CFBPSU]

That’s got to be the first time I have seen USA cap in one of these videos

[@visibilityridden7251]

Bro that coop needs to stfu for abit💀

[@DoccyStars]

bro is unaware

[@maximerler6091]

Romanian man equals chad

[@OwenIsDaBoss]

Last time I was this early, Dankus had already been sealioned

[@princeaemilius]

4:08 Italy irl after finding out hitler invaded france

[@enginkaradeniz6470]

Frrr

[@frozenfeet4534]

golden is fucking hilarious and the commenters here completely missing the point of the banter only makes it funnier

[@Xindet]

5:45 ... that smile, that god damn smile

[@Trilogine]

Lore accurate Winter War

[@turtlenecksarepoggers]

The best part is that Dankus has more war score than Germany at the end of the game.

[@garrettjohnson343]

Dankus has 7% WP, Germany has 53%

[@memesthememer766]

dankus romania: ho ho ho, no.

[@spoon6273]

greatest timeline

[@schnitzel2084]

dankus

[@TheLordNovo]

College Soviets proving that he cannot in fact micro by losing a quarter million men over Bessarabia

[@buck9915]

This is actually sad, getting shitted on every god damn second while playing a game does not sound fun especially when they're your "friends"

[@anakin07]

Dankus writing *ss instead of ass makes it even more sus doesn’t it?

[@aurelian2641]

It’s Markoni

[@hawkerhurricane7600]

Ah I see you playing the song Suck my blood by lil peep

[@ItsDazlo]

10/10 vid

[@rubbengamer]

you sent this the minute the video was uploaded were you watching on 18x speed or something

[@gaysexlover6997]

Bro did not watch the whole video yet💀🙏

[@Ihavpickle]

​@rubbengamer no, he jaut knows its going to be a 10/10 vid

[@janys6502]

Truly amazing, man plays a competetive and insults dankus because he is better at competetive gaming, and as a germany coop. For all we care, he can shut his ass, hes not doing the build he doesnt get to say anything

[@christoperwallace6197]

It's less what he said for me, and how he said it. Like dude seems to have the maturity of a 10 year old who does not know how to talk to humans.

[@RomGe336]

This was fact checked by true Romanian Patriots ✅

[@tommyhabib9187]

They Said my Bessarabia was weak

[@narutoliuko722]

bro took a snus 2:45💀

[@BoliceOccifer]

video gave me autism peak HOI4 content

[@robbyflobby201]

this time romania does the stealing

[@impostorsyndrome1350]

No one will ask this dude to play 1944 Downfall mod with all the debuffs. It's literally Endsieg v2. Like BitterSteel took what? 8 retries until he got a decent gameplay he wanted?

[@christoperwallace6197]

I mean it sounds like an excuse in pain. And if kma do that, I want to be someone besides the Nazi. Like Lithuania.

[@impostorsyndrome1350]

@@christoperwallace6197 I mean Lithuania was annexed by the Soviets at that time lol

[@christoperwallace6197]

@@impostorsyndrome1350 I'm aware. Was not a good time to live in the Baltics. My point was, if I'm going to do an against the odds run, ima pick a minor like them, rather then try to save Nazi Germany. Then again I don't play hist Germany at all, so said mod isn't really geared to me.

[@impostorsyndrome1350]

@@christoperwallace6197 do you live in Baltics? Why do you want to play Lithuania so much lmao?

[@christoperwallace6197]

@@impostorsyndrome1350 spoken like someone who has not reformed the commonwealth as Lithuania lmao

[@alextenie]

me as a Romanian: *instant like*

[@thatsmeman780]

Dankus exists Golden: 😡

[@UtopianMatt]

So in that mod the soviets can peace out if they lose the Bessarabia fight?

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@nathanburke9623]

Gimme music playlist Dankus listen to

[@DankusMemecus]

go to my channel > playlists > dankus musicus

[@nathanburke9623]

@@DankusMemecus omg I love you thank you

[@labianselmani3264]

Challenge:Dancus does not dstroy anyone:impossible.

[@Jake_2903]

They said my romania was weak

[@JosephAR756]

this looks like the most miserable way to play hoi4

[@gojo76]

Glad to see Danky boy enjoying my country, but damn you messed up with the Raj adventure last BOBG match… you saw Japan’s full monke, you guys should’ve just focused the Russians instead… you cost me 14.000 channel points

[@Waffles435]

W video

[@mr.AndreiC]

average chad refusing bassarabia to the soviets:

[@yougoslavia]

That's Romania not Chad. The blue is a bit lighter.

[@ldm3669]

bro what is this mod that makes borders in africa look good like roman empire?? i want it

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@bengreuner867]

Which mod is Dankus always using? :)

[@Robinspiderman2]

Their finest bruh.

[@nothere8440]

what is the mod used in the video?

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@snowy696]

What mod are you playing ?

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@benjaminjones7197]

whats the mod?

[@KING_POGGERS]

Their finest bruh

[@Mujogaming]

What mods do you use?

[@szczurbotny3075]

their last bruh i thnk

[@12gark]

I have to be honest here: the Allies were TRASH. Come on. I understand you struggle to hold Africa with such an early war and France dying immediately, but India, SAF, Australia, like come on. And Russia losing to Rumenia is like peak comedy 🤣. Complete stomp, good job to Axis.

[@quixclan9384]

anytime i hear anybody who shits on dankus in these mp games sounds like weirdos 💀 "another meta player up our ass 🤓👆"

[@kenci4309]

Golden really thinks he is something

[@furherreich8454]

They say romanians were weak

[@chipsmccoy7351]

Golden bitching for a co-op

[@thedemonicskull7748]

What mod is this ?

[@szczurbotny3075]

TFB

[@Byzantium-j7d]

what mod is this???

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@julianbaracz7318]

Did no one find it funny at 15:10 he lost 4 divs in Poltava. And Dankus is Swedish……

[@ninjacatgaming7453]

i hate this golden guy, like hate hate

[@mishabuharskiy6436]

👍🏿

[@puddle3551]

Man Golden gotta be the most unlikable and annoying person

[@DerpV1andV2]

what are the mods?

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@albee-eb2dw]

what's the mod name?

[@szczurbotny3075]

TFB

[@ironclaw9313]

Esports

[@The1truesigma]

Mod?

[@szczurbotny3075]

Their feinest bruh

[@spinarerazvan-qx8ok]

Look at esports stats lennard

[@black_wolf8971]

whats the mod name

[@szczurbotny3075]

TFB

[@imalazerbem5430]

not 1 minute :(

[@rhodesiansneverdie7515]

I dont know the Dankus lore is Golden always this unlikable?

[@Superimperatoris]

This comment section: Not understanding banter. Like, you've seen plenty of bo-games at this point. They always flame eachother and still come back for more. Golden has always been an ironic trash talker, if everyone was disliking him has much as you imply he would not be part of their games.

[@christoperwallace6197]

This comment: Not understanding the difference between banter and just being annoying.

[@christoperwallace6197]

Lmao he's not being ironic. He's just being an immature gamer.

[@LokiTV1605]

1 minute

[@Jakobsh2]

Jesus Christ, never knew how gay hoi multiplayer was.

[@gernhard.reinholdsen]

Another Golden L

[@Normalguy1690]

BRICS vs nato who winning?

[@NotTheBomb]

Isn’t golden one of THE WORST players in this whole match? Doesn’t he need to go take Iwo Jima or something?

[@leilagorrilla4842]

Nah, he is one of the best micro player in the lobby, but he can be quite toxic, he always does random & innovative builds that can make or break a game because it's how he gets fun, & that's why he is sometimes toxic with dankus, as dankus prefers playing a reliable & tried build. But they do like each other, the video don't show that tho.

[@Lightning_aus]

​@@leilagorrilla4842what annoys me the most is that he shit talks dankus constantly and acts like hes the best player but he hasnt won anywhere near the amount of tourneys that Dankus has.

[@kacperdrzyzga1404]

First ;p

[@czechia8538]

omg this is so toxic community

[@TeacherTalary]

I liked my own comment

[@berserker4940]

I look forward for when Kiev is changed back to the correct spelling of Kiev when Russia liberates it IRL

[@Dr.Swinehart]

Golden is always a whiny ass about metas but unafraid to exploit, worst player